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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,689 --> 00:00:04,448 - C.J.: What is going on? - Ssh, don't tell him. 2 00:00:04,551 --> 00:00:06,310 - He smoked the vape pen that you left at his house. 3 00:00:06,413 --> 00:00:08,034 - I like your table. - Does Aunt Ella know 4 00:00:08,137 --> 00:00:09,620 about this? I wonder what she thinking. 5 00:00:09,724 --> 00:00:10,931 - High five, Misty! 6 00:00:11,034 --> 00:00:12,620 I'm so sorry, little chicken. 7 00:00:12,724 --> 00:00:13,862 Hear me roar! 8 00:00:13,965 --> 00:00:15,034 - What's going on with the old dude? 9 00:00:15,137 --> 00:00:16,793 - He smoked your vape pen. 10 00:00:16,896 --> 00:00:18,724 - Oh, he feeling good. - So good. 11 00:00:18,827 --> 00:00:20,034 - This is weed? 12 00:00:20,137 --> 00:00:22,275 Lord, I'm so high. - How much is left in the pen? 13 00:00:22,379 --> 00:00:23,896 - Let's go to his house and get it. 14 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,103 - Lead me there! - C.J.: Aunt Ella! 15 00:00:26,206 --> 00:00:27,586 What's wrong with you? - Nothing. 16 00:00:27,689 --> 00:00:30,379 [laughs] 17 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:36,896 - Aunt Ella? 18 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,793 Uh. Auntie? - [chuckles] 19 00:00:40,896 --> 00:00:44,517 - ELLA: Mm, mm. - Is she exercising? 20 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:49,000 - Did she just run into the kitchen? 21 00:00:49,103 --> 00:00:51,827 - If you wanna call that a run. 22 00:00:51,931 --> 00:00:53,103 - Ella! 23 00:00:53,206 --> 00:00:56,689 - ELLA: Mm, yah-ee-ah! 24 00:00:56,793 --> 00:01:00,000 - [howling] 25 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,241 That was our mating call. 26 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:06,724 - I don't think I wanted to hear that. 27 00:01:06,827 --> 00:01:08,034 - No. 28 00:01:08,137 --> 00:01:09,862 - Come on, y'all, let's go see what she's doing. 29 00:01:09,965 --> 00:01:12,793 - I ain't never seen her run like that before in my life. 30 00:01:12,896 --> 00:01:13,862 - You see how fast her arms 31 00:01:13,965 --> 00:01:15,586 was moving? - [coughing] 32 00:01:15,689 --> 00:01:17,379 - Sometimes the signal don't go all the way down. 33 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:23,275 - Whoa. Whoa. 34 00:01:23,379 --> 00:01:25,379 Boy, you heavy. - Help him. Help him. 35 00:01:25,482 --> 00:01:27,275 - Okay. Let's just-- let's sit him down. 36 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,965 - Just watch the big camel! 37 00:01:29,068 --> 00:01:31,482 - Okay. Just sit him down. 38 00:01:31,586 --> 00:01:34,068 That's the stronger chair. - I can't--I can't-- 39 00:01:34,172 --> 00:01:35,413 - Um... - I can't-- 40 00:01:35,517 --> 00:01:38,137 - What now? - I can't see my legs. 41 00:01:40,551 --> 00:01:42,448 - Curtis, your legs are right there, bro. 42 00:01:42,551 --> 00:01:44,793 - For real? 43 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,379 - Yes. 44 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:48,620 - I don't why I can't see 'em. 45 00:01:48,724 --> 00:01:49,724 - I got you. 46 00:01:49,827 --> 00:01:50,793 - I don't see how you miss 'em. 47 00:01:52,793 --> 00:01:54,137 Look like two big tree trunks. 48 00:01:56,862 --> 00:01:59,241 - Oh. 49 00:01:59,344 --> 00:02:01,965 There's too much. - Okay, alright. 50 00:02:02,068 --> 00:02:04,413 - Okay, why is this still going on? 51 00:02:06,482 --> 00:02:08,310 - Got some high strength. - [indistinct whispers] 52 00:02:08,413 --> 00:02:09,724 - Where did Aunt Ella go? 53 00:02:13,275 --> 00:02:14,827 Aunt Ella? Where did she go? 54 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,724 - Pop! [laughing] 55 00:02:20,827 --> 00:02:22,137 - What are you doing? 56 00:02:23,379 --> 00:02:26,896 - Huh? - What is going on? 57 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,551 - [laughs] Nothing. 58 00:02:28,655 --> 00:02:29,758 Nothing. - Okay. 59 00:02:29,862 --> 00:02:31,793 Come--come on in the living room. 60 00:02:31,896 --> 00:02:33,206 - I am. 61 00:02:34,965 --> 00:02:36,862 - Auntie, you in the kitchen. 62 00:02:36,965 --> 00:02:39,896 - Yes. 63 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:44,931 This is such a pretty kitchen. 64 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,344 - Come--can you come on out here, 65 00:02:46,448 --> 00:02:48,172 Aunt Ella? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 66 00:02:48,275 --> 00:02:50,344 - Uh. - Yeah, yeah, go, go, go. 67 00:02:50,448 --> 00:02:51,413 Yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go, go. 68 00:02:51,517 --> 00:02:52,758 - Come. - Yeah, yeah, go, go, go. 69 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:55,931 - Okay, okay, look. - Yeah. Go, go, go, go. 70 00:02:56,034 --> 00:02:58,068 - What is wrong with you? Come on. 71 00:02:58,172 --> 00:02:59,758 - Okay. 72 00:02:59,862 --> 00:03:01,068 Go, go, go. - Okay. 73 00:03:01,172 --> 00:03:03,137 - Stay, stay, stay. [laughs] 74 00:03:03,241 --> 00:03:04,413 Go, go, go. 75 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:07,241 Stay, stay, stay. [laughs] 76 00:03:07,344 --> 00:03:09,689 I don't know why I'm crying. 77 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,448 - Auntie? - Yeah? 78 00:03:13,551 --> 00:03:14,689 - Are you sure you're okay? 79 00:03:14,793 --> 00:03:17,172 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - C.J.: Okay. Alright. 80 00:03:17,275 --> 00:03:18,793 - Pop-pop-pop. [laughs] 81 00:03:18,896 --> 00:03:19,793 - Pop, pop, pop. 82 00:03:19,896 --> 00:03:25,241 - [laughing] 83 00:03:26,896 --> 00:03:28,586 - Are you sure you're okay? 84 00:03:28,689 --> 00:03:29,689 - I'm not. 85 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:33,379 - You're not what, Ella? 86 00:03:34,896 --> 00:03:35,965 - I forgot. 87 00:03:39,034 --> 00:03:40,000 - Is she okay? 88 00:03:40,103 --> 00:03:47,413 - ♪ 89 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:53,586 ♪ 90 00:03:56,103 --> 00:04:01,793 ♪♪ 91 00:04:04,068 --> 00:04:06,241 - Aunt Ella? - Mm-hmm? Okay. Yes? 92 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:07,655 - Uncle Curtis has something to tell you. 93 00:04:07,758 --> 00:04:08,758 - Okay. 94 00:04:10,413 --> 00:04:12,000 - Well, go on, tell her. 95 00:04:12,103 --> 00:04:13,965 - Um... - I heard him. 96 00:04:14,068 --> 00:04:16,172 [laughing] 97 00:04:16,275 --> 00:04:17,931 - He didn't say anything. - Oh. 98 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,103 - Are you okay, Ella? 99 00:04:22,206 --> 00:04:24,000 - Yes. 100 00:04:24,103 --> 00:04:26,896 Yes, I'm fine, Lord. 101 00:04:28,758 --> 00:04:31,068 - It's Floyd, not Lord. 102 00:04:31,172 --> 00:04:33,517 - [chuckles] I know. 103 00:04:35,344 --> 00:04:36,275 - Go ahead, Unc, tell her. 104 00:04:36,379 --> 00:04:37,586 - Want me to tell her now? 105 00:04:37,689 --> 00:04:38,551 - C.J.: Yeah. 106 00:04:38,655 --> 00:04:41,689 - [laughing] 107 00:04:41,793 --> 00:04:42,965 - Ella? 108 00:04:43,068 --> 00:04:46,034 - Y-y-yes? 109 00:04:46,137 --> 00:04:49,827 - Baby, I did you wrong, okay? 110 00:04:49,931 --> 00:04:51,000 - Okay. 111 00:04:51,103 --> 00:04:53,689 - I back slid, Ella. 112 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,068 - Oooh. 113 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:59,206 - I did an electric back slide. 114 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:02,827 And, uh--and, um, wha-- 115 00:05:02,931 --> 00:05:05,551 What did--I was left to my own devices, 116 00:05:05,655 --> 00:05:07,896 and I'm sorry. - Okay. Okay. 117 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,034 - CURTIS: Okay? - Okay. 118 00:05:10,137 --> 00:05:12,758 - Why do you keep saying "Okay"? 119 00:05:12,862 --> 00:05:13,965 - Okay. 120 00:05:14,068 --> 00:05:18,965 [laughing] 121 00:05:22,034 --> 00:05:24,517 - I was smoking that pen. 122 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:27,965 - ♪ Okay 123 00:05:28,068 --> 00:05:29,689 - And I got hooked. 124 00:05:29,793 --> 00:05:31,689 - Ooh, okay. 125 00:05:35,344 --> 00:05:36,758 - I got hooked on the pen, baby. 126 00:05:36,862 --> 00:05:38,379 - Okay, okay. 127 00:05:38,482 --> 00:05:40,379 - C.J.: Aunt Ella? - ♪ Okay, okay 128 00:05:40,482 --> 00:05:42,275 - Aunt Ella? - Calvin, 129 00:05:42,379 --> 00:05:43,689 stop calling my name! 130 00:05:43,793 --> 00:05:44,896 Stop calling my name. 131 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,517 - I'm C.J. 132 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:48,275 - Well, okay. 133 00:05:48,379 --> 00:05:49,931 Y'all just alike. 134 00:05:51,862 --> 00:05:55,344 - No, hell they don't. Hmm-mm. - [laughing] 135 00:05:55,448 --> 00:05:56,965 What is it? What it is? - Day and night. 136 00:05:57,068 --> 00:05:58,275 - What is it? 137 00:05:58,379 --> 00:06:00,172 - Uncle Curtis, where did you leave the pen? 138 00:06:00,275 --> 00:06:02,103 - I don't know. 139 00:06:02,206 --> 00:06:04,793 I think I left it in paradise. 140 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:05,931 - Oh, my goodness. 141 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:08,206 - I believe he left that pen in the backyard. 142 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:09,206 I'm gonna go get it. - Okay. 143 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:10,310 - No! 144 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:11,551 No, no, no! 145 00:06:11,655 --> 00:06:14,034 - I'm just gonna go get it. - No! 146 00:06:14,137 --> 00:06:16,344 No! - Well, why not? 147 00:06:16,448 --> 00:06:18,793 - I don't know. 148 00:06:18,896 --> 00:06:21,413 - I'll be back. I'mma go get the pen. 149 00:06:21,517 --> 00:06:22,827 - Uncle Curtis? - Hmm? 150 00:06:22,931 --> 00:06:24,482 - Where did you leave the pen? - ELLA: Mm-mm. 151 00:06:24,586 --> 00:06:27,896 Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mm, hmm-mm. 152 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,310 - Huh? 153 00:06:29,413 --> 00:06:32,310 - [mumbles] Who is this? 154 00:06:32,413 --> 00:06:33,896 - That's Kaleb. 155 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,793 - Kaleb. - Hmm? 156 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:38,241 - Hi. Yeah, I'm the Reverend's son. 157 00:06:38,344 --> 00:06:40,448 - Kaleb, Kaleb, Kaleb. - Yeah. 158 00:06:40,551 --> 00:06:42,344 - [laughs] - Kaleb. 159 00:06:42,448 --> 00:06:45,137 I saw your mother Sunday. 160 00:06:45,241 --> 00:06:46,827 Oh, yes, I did. [laughs] 161 00:06:46,931 --> 00:06:49,724 - My mother's been dead for two years. 162 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:52,482 - What? 163 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,413 Awkward. 164 00:06:54,517 --> 00:06:55,586 - Are you alright? 165 00:06:55,689 --> 00:07:00,000 - Ooh, I'm okay. [laughing] 166 00:07:00,103 --> 00:07:01,241 Yes, thank you. 167 00:07:01,344 --> 00:07:03,206 You know what, C.J.? [chuckles] 168 00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:04,758 I'm wonderful in fact. 169 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:10,448 Did I ever tell you about the time we went to that game? 170 00:07:10,551 --> 00:07:12,793 You, me, and Calvin. 171 00:07:12,896 --> 00:07:15,793 You were there, and Calvin was in the stands. 172 00:07:15,896 --> 00:07:19,862 [laughs] Standing. 173 00:07:19,965 --> 00:07:22,068 Stood up. [laughing] 174 00:07:22,172 --> 00:07:23,068 On his feet. 175 00:07:23,172 --> 00:07:25,862 [laughing] 176 00:07:25,965 --> 00:07:26,862 Ooh. 177 00:07:26,965 --> 00:07:28,137 - Did I miss the joke? 178 00:07:28,241 --> 00:07:30,034 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 179 00:07:30,137 --> 00:07:33,517 Wait, wait, wait, wait. [laughs] 180 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,206 - What is going on? 181 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:36,655 - Beats me. 182 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:37,655 - I mean, wow. 183 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,413 - Ella, baby? 184 00:07:39,517 --> 00:07:40,793 Are you mad at me, baby? 185 00:07:42,586 --> 00:07:44,172 - For what, Curtis? 186 00:07:44,275 --> 00:07:48,103 - Because I hit the pen-- the pipe. 187 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:50,724 Got hooked on that pen. - Curtis. 188 00:07:50,827 --> 00:07:55,724 Would you please stop being so dramatic? 189 00:07:55,827 --> 00:07:59,724 - Baby, I got hooked on that pen, I was hooked. 190 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:02,344 - Please stop, baby, you're making me laugh. 191 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:04,586 [laughing] 192 00:08:04,689 --> 00:08:07,655 - Look, I just wanted to know what all the talk was about. 193 00:08:07,758 --> 00:08:09,344 Now I know what all the talk was about. 194 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,931 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Hmm? 195 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:15,103 - [laughing] Did you hear how that sound? 196 00:08:15,206 --> 00:08:16,344 - What it sound? 197 00:08:16,448 --> 00:08:17,724 - I said-- [with lisp] "I just wanna hear 198 00:08:17,827 --> 00:08:20,379 what all the talk is about." 199 00:08:20,482 --> 00:08:22,000 It's like a lisp on your tongue. 200 00:08:22,103 --> 00:08:23,758 - [laughing] 201 00:08:23,862 --> 00:08:27,034 - [speaking gibbering] [laughs] 202 00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:28,344 - Am I missing something? 203 00:08:28,448 --> 00:08:30,689 - Yeah, man, whatever they had. 204 00:08:30,793 --> 00:08:33,344 - Hold--hold on now. Watch your mouth, young man. 205 00:08:33,448 --> 00:08:34,344 - I'm just kidding, man. 206 00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:36,379 - No, this is not funny. 207 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:38,586 - [laughs] - It's a little funny. 208 00:08:38,689 --> 00:08:40,103 It's a little funny, right? 209 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:41,206 - BOTH: [laughing] 210 00:08:41,310 --> 00:08:42,413 ELLA: It is-- - Yeah, my aunt would 211 00:08:42,517 --> 00:08:44,655 never touch that stuff. - That stuff. 212 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,310 - She--she a little strange, though. 213 00:08:46,413 --> 00:08:48,413 - He said strange. 214 00:08:48,517 --> 00:08:51,275 - And I would do strange things for some change. 215 00:08:51,379 --> 00:08:53,413 - ELLA: [laughing] 216 00:08:53,517 --> 00:08:55,275 Go, Curtis! Go, Curtis, go! 217 00:08:55,379 --> 00:08:57,241 Go, Curtis! Go, Curtis, go! 218 00:08:57,344 --> 00:08:59,827 Go, Curtis! Go, Curtis, go! [laughs] 219 00:08:59,931 --> 00:09:02,241 - I don't even know how to twerk. 220 00:09:02,344 --> 00:09:04,413 - See, she a little strange. 221 00:09:04,517 --> 00:09:07,068 - Be quiet, boy. - Right. 222 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,172 - I'm just saying. 223 00:09:09,275 --> 00:09:10,413 - Did you find it? 224 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,793 - No, I didn't see it in the backyard. 225 00:09:12,896 --> 00:09:14,724 - It's not back there? - No. 226 00:09:14,827 --> 00:09:16,758 - No, I know I saw it. - Hang on. 227 00:09:18,931 --> 00:09:19,896 - Who is that? 228 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,310 - That's Kaleb. - That's right. 229 00:09:22,413 --> 00:09:24,310 - Uncle, where did you put the pen? 230 00:09:24,413 --> 00:09:29,724 - I don't know, she got--hey, girl. 231 00:09:29,827 --> 00:09:31,586 What's going on, girl? - ELLA: Cur--Curtis? 232 00:09:31,689 --> 00:09:33,103 - Hmm? - You finna get 233 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:36,965 that brow slapped. 234 00:09:37,068 --> 00:09:38,482 - Don't be rude, Ella. 235 00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:42,172 - She fittin' to get slapped. [laughs] 236 00:09:42,275 --> 00:09:45,241 - Curtis, Ella, that's a chair. 237 00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:47,620 - What is going on? 238 00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:51,206 - Uh, I don't know, baby, that their problem. 239 00:09:51,310 --> 00:09:52,620 - Oh? 240 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:54,448 - Here it is. - You hear that, Ella? 241 00:09:54,551 --> 00:09:56,965 - Found it. I found it. I found it. 242 00:09:57,068 --> 00:09:59,310 - Wait a minute, what are you doing with that in here? 243 00:09:59,413 --> 00:10:01,034 - You must have misplaced it. 244 00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:02,379 - Oh. 245 00:10:02,482 --> 00:10:04,827 - And it looks like... 246 00:10:04,931 --> 00:10:06,275 I don't know, I've never seen anybody smoke 247 00:10:06,379 --> 00:10:08,448 this much before. [laughs] 248 00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:09,827 - What are you talking about? 249 00:10:09,931 --> 00:10:11,793 - He must have hit the whole thing. 250 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:14,896 - Oh, damn. 251 00:10:17,448 --> 00:10:19,206 - You gonna be high for a minute. [laughs] 252 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:22,034 - Oh, damn. 253 00:10:22,137 --> 00:10:24,724 - I'm sorry you have to deal with this, Aunt Ella. 254 00:10:24,827 --> 00:10:25,862 - Okay. 255 00:10:25,965 --> 00:10:27,655 - Can you say something more than okay? 256 00:10:28,689 --> 00:10:31,137 - Something more than okay. 257 00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:33,137 K-O! [laughing] 258 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,551 - Oh, what is going on? 259 00:10:34,655 --> 00:10:36,137 - I think I know what's going on. 260 00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:37,172 - What? 261 00:10:37,275 --> 00:10:39,206 - There's lipstick on this pen. 262 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:43,931 - Ooooh. 263 00:10:45,482 --> 00:10:47,137 - What? - [laughs] 264 00:10:47,241 --> 00:10:49,448 - There's lipstick on this pen. 265 00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:50,896 - What? 266 00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:54,206 I had on lipstick? 267 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:56,931 - No! 268 00:10:57,034 --> 00:10:58,586 - Well, then how'd it get on the pen? 269 00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:03,344 - [stifled laughing] 270 00:11:03,448 --> 00:11:05,241 Oh, I'm so tired. 271 00:11:08,413 --> 00:11:12,344 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 272 00:11:12,448 --> 00:11:13,931 - I believe your wife might know. 273 00:11:14,034 --> 00:11:15,206 - ♪ 274 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:21,482 - Aunt Ella would never do anything like that. 275 00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:23,172 I just got done telling this boy that. 276 00:11:24,344 --> 00:11:25,896 - Ella? 277 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,103 - What? 278 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:32,000 - What's going on with you? 279 00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:35,275 - Nothing, boss. [laughs] 280 00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:37,379 - Boss? 281 00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:39,758 - Yay-yeah! 282 00:11:42,206 --> 00:11:44,413 - What--what are you doing? 283 00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:46,551 - I'm believing in myself. 284 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,931 - Is that right, Ella? - That's right. 285 00:11:51,034 --> 00:11:53,344 That is right. 286 00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:56,379 - Ella? - Floyd? 287 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:57,724 Please go home. 288 00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:04,965 - I will, but I have one question. 289 00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:09,000 - Well, I'm not answering any questions right now. 290 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,689 - And why not? 291 00:12:11,793 --> 00:12:13,551 - I have no comment. 292 00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:16,517 [laughs] I know, right? 293 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,482 I know, right? - Hey. 294 00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:20,172 Do you think we need to call an ambulance? 295 00:12:20,275 --> 00:12:21,379 - No! - Curtis. 296 00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:22,517 They trying to call an ambulance. 297 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:23,931 - I knew it. - They trying to put us 298 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,344 in a home, baby. - I knew it, everybody-- 299 00:12:25,448 --> 00:12:28,413 - They're trying to put us in a home! I'm not going. 300 00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:29,827 I'm not! - Look. 301 00:12:29,931 --> 00:12:33,793 We will kill all of you! - [laughs] 302 00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:35,206 Alive! 303 00:12:37,413 --> 00:12:39,103 - You mean dead, baby. 304 00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:40,586 - Dead alive. [laughs] 305 00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:42,620 - Hey! Hey! - [laughs] 306 00:12:42,724 --> 00:12:44,517 - Nobody's going into a home. 307 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:45,758 - Thank you. - Look, 308 00:12:45,862 --> 00:12:46,931 that talk about this ambulances and stuff, 309 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,551 I'm about to be up out of here, alright? 310 00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:49,931 - No, hold it, hold it, you ain't going nowhere 311 00:12:50,034 --> 00:12:51,862 'til you tell me where you got this from. 312 00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:54,344 - I got that online like the mints in the backyard. 313 00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:55,689 - I'm gonna call your father. 314 00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:57,034 - Come on, man. 315 00:12:57,137 --> 00:12:59,448 - No, you come on. Get out of here. 316 00:12:59,551 --> 00:13:01,034 - Fine. 317 00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:04,000 - Aunt Ella? - Yes. 318 00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:06,448 - Now, you know you don't lie. 319 00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:08,103 - No, I do. 320 00:13:09,517 --> 00:13:11,620 - BOTH: [laughing] 321 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,379 - No, I don't. No, I don't. 322 00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:14,758 Ella, shut up. 323 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,689 You shut up. - [laughs] 324 00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:19,068 - I don't. I don't lie. 325 00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:21,758 But she do. 326 00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:25,655 - Aunt Ella? - Why is Calvin calling me? 327 00:13:25,758 --> 00:13:28,137 - Oh, baby, that's Malik. 328 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,620 - [laughs] Okay. 329 00:13:29,724 --> 00:13:31,896 Bye, Malik. 330 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,137 - Aunt Ella, tell me. - Alright. 331 00:13:35,241 --> 00:13:38,758 Alright, I'll tell you what happened, Jazmine. 332 00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:41,586 - Baby, that's Janine. 333 00:13:41,689 --> 00:13:45,034 You get it, come on, come on. 334 00:13:45,137 --> 00:13:48,206 - I saw that Curtis had smoked that pen. 335 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,448 And I got mad. 336 00:13:50,551 --> 00:13:52,724 Oh, yes, I did. 337 00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:58,586 I got so mad...I ate a mint. 338 00:13:58,689 --> 00:14:01,206 I didn't know... 339 00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:03,310 that the mint had weed. 340 00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:06,655 Who put "meed in a wint"? 341 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:10,310 - You mean I could've had a mint? 342 00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:12,448 - The devil did that. 343 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,655 [laughs] 344 00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:16,896 He's tricky. 345 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,586 - Aunt Ella. - I know, I know, I know. 346 00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,034 It was an accident. 347 00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:24,517 - You said it was an accident, 348 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:27,448 so how many mints did you have? 349 00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:30,034 - Two. [laughing] 350 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,172 - Two, huh? 351 00:14:31,275 --> 00:14:35,413 - I was just trying to get my breath fresh. 352 00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:36,724 - Mm. 353 00:14:36,827 --> 00:14:38,724 You might need to keep trying. 354 00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:45,137 - I will never have another mint in my life. 355 00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:49,758 I don't ever wanna be this high again. 356 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,896 Unless I'm in glory! - Glory. 357 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,068 - I hope you learned your lesson. 358 00:14:57,172 --> 00:15:00,586 - And he talking to you, Ella. 359 00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:01,931 - [laughing] 360 00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:05,862 No, Curtis, he's talking to you. 361 00:15:05,965 --> 00:15:07,172 - I'm talking to both of y'all. 362 00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:10,586 This is horrible. 363 00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:12,827 - I know it. 364 00:15:12,931 --> 00:15:15,931 And I don't wanna be this high again ever! 365 00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:18,758 - CURTIS: Ella! - Hmm? 366 00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:20,551 - We both on that stuff. 367 00:15:20,655 --> 00:15:23,344 - BOTH: [laughing] 368 00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:24,965 - We both on that-- - Curtis, that's not funny. 369 00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:27,586 That's not funny. - It is kinda though. 370 00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:28,517 - That's not funny, Curtis. 371 00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:30,793 - It's sexy. 372 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,448 You sexy, baby. - [laughs] 373 00:15:32,551 --> 00:15:34,206 You are too, baby. 374 00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:36,068 - You wanna go do that-- that--that-- 375 00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:37,758 - ELLA: That--that--that-- - Oh no. 376 00:15:37,862 --> 00:15:39,310 Time for me to go. 377 00:15:39,413 --> 00:15:41,551 - CURTIS: I done say it-- 378 00:15:41,655 --> 00:15:43,724 - That's what it's all about. 379 00:15:43,827 --> 00:15:45,448 - No, no, no, don't-- don't-- 380 00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:46,689 - That's what it's all about. 381 00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:48,206 - BOTH: [laughing] 382 00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:49,758 - No, no, no. - ELLA: I think that 383 00:15:49,862 --> 00:15:51,310 could be-- [laughs] - Don't leave. 384 00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:55,551 I'm kinda mildly curious to see how this turns out. 385 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,965 - No, no, it's time to go. 386 00:15:57,068 --> 00:15:59,758 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 387 00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:02,034 - He can't catch me. - But they're so high. 388 00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:03,965 - They'll be fine. - You can't catch me. 389 00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:06,103 - I'm ready to get you. - You can't catch me. 390 00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:08,310 - I'm running, I'm catching up. - I'm gaining-- 391 00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:10,172 I took off! 392 00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:12,137 I'm going fast. - You're going too fast. 393 00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:13,793 - I'm going fast. - Come on, we can 394 00:16:13,896 --> 00:16:15,827 stay right here for a bit. - [laughs] 395 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:21,000 I'm there. I'm where I'm going. [laughs] 396 00:16:21,103 --> 00:16:22,793 Curtis? - Yeah? 397 00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:28,034 - I never take another mint in my life. 398 00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,172 - Well, never say never, baby. 399 00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:31,275 - [laughing] 400 00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:35,206 - ♪ 401 00:16:38,517 --> 00:16:39,931 - Ella! 402 00:16:40,034 --> 00:16:43,413 - ELLA: Yah-ah-ah! 403 00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:45,551 - You clean up that kitchen? 404 00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:49,862 - It took me all morning to clean up that kitchen, Curtis. 405 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,448 - That's 'cause you was hungry. 406 00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:56,206 - Curtis, do you know how old that macaroni and cheese was? 407 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:57,448 - Have you seen the bathroom? 408 00:17:00,068 --> 00:17:02,344 You'll be cleaning macaroni and cheese again. 409 00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:05,724 - BOTH: [laughing] 410 00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:07,655 - Baby, I wanna talk to you. 411 00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:09,413 - And I wanna talk to you, Curtis. 412 00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:13,689 - I just wanted to tell you I'm sorry. 413 00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:15,551 - Aw. 414 00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:17,931 Sorry for what, baby? 415 00:17:18,034 --> 00:17:19,241 - Smoking that stuff. 416 00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:23,448 - Yes. - Yes. 417 00:17:25,172 --> 00:17:28,655 And what do you want to say to me? 418 00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:31,068 - I accept your sorry. 419 00:17:31,172 --> 00:17:36,551 And don't you ever do it again. 420 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,896 Baby, do you know how many kids out there 421 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,068 are getting lung damage from--from the vapes? 422 00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:44,793 - Yeah, it's pretty bad. 423 00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:47,965 - So, why would you do that? 424 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,448 - I'm sorry-- - No. 425 00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:52,310 Why would you do that? 426 00:17:52,413 --> 00:17:54,275 - I just wanted to see what it was like. 427 00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:57,827 I'm retired. 428 00:17:57,931 --> 00:17:59,793 I ain't gonna do it no more. 429 00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:02,724 Now I know. - Good. 430 00:18:02,827 --> 00:18:04,103 - How was it for you? 431 00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:07,724 - How was what for me? 432 00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:13,827 - You smoked it? - [laughing] 433 00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:15,413 Curtis, no, I didn't. 434 00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:18,758 - It was lipstick on the thing. 435 00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:21,827 - Curtis, I saw that pen out there, 436 00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:25,137 I picked that pen up, I smelled the pen, 437 00:18:25,241 --> 00:18:27,620 and that's when it touched my lips. 438 00:18:27,724 --> 00:18:29,827 I put that pen back down, 439 00:18:29,931 --> 00:18:33,896 and I picked up the-- - The mints! 440 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,379 That's when you ate the three or four mints? 441 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:40,241 - I didn't know they were weed mints. 442 00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:43,448 - It said "Weed mint" on the candy. 443 00:18:43,551 --> 00:18:46,379 - I thought it said mint to eat. 444 00:18:46,482 --> 00:18:48,206 - Why your eyes moving like that? 445 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:49,655 Back and forth, back and forth. 446 00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:51,689 That's how I know you lying. 447 00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:53,310 You making it up as you go. 448 00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:55,655 - [laughing] 449 00:18:55,758 --> 00:18:58,379 - [laughing] - Look at this. 450 00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:01,000 I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. 451 00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:02,931 - I'm used to that. - [laughs] 452 00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:05,137 - BOTH: [laughs] 453 00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:08,965 - Curtis, I would never do that on purpose. 454 00:19:09,068 --> 00:19:11,275 And I hope you would never do it again. 455 00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:12,896 - No, we ain't messing with that no more. 456 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,310 - Wow. 457 00:19:14,413 --> 00:19:16,241 - That cause lung damage. 458 00:19:16,344 --> 00:19:19,103 - Ah, baby, no more-- no more ever again. 459 00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:21,655 - Mm. - Now come on. 460 00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:22,862 - I love you. - Uh-huh. 461 00:19:22,965 --> 00:19:24,206 - I love you. - I love you, too. 462 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:28,448 - You need a mint. - [laughs] 463 00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:31,000 That's you that needs that mint. 464 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,862 And I put some in your breakfast. 465 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,517 - Ooh, so let's eat breakfast. 466 00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:35,689 - ELLA: [laughs] 467 00:19:38,965 --> 00:19:39,793 - Baby, when you make this? 468 00:19:39,896 --> 00:19:41,068 - This morning. 469 00:19:41,172 --> 00:19:44,034 - It taste old. Hmm. 470 00:19:44,137 --> 00:19:45,931 - Are you still high? 471 00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:47,827 You've got to be, talking about my cooking. 472 00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:50,241 - The question is: are you still high? 473 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,896 - I told you, I did not smoke. 474 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,862 - I told you, I believe you. 475 00:19:57,965 --> 00:20:00,068 - Curtis, how long does this high last? 476 00:20:00,172 --> 00:20:01,620 It's been too long. 477 00:20:01,724 --> 00:20:03,206 - I agree, baby. 478 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:05,206 - Where are those mints? 479 00:20:10,482 --> 00:20:12,965 Floyd, what you doing in my backyard? 480 00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:14,724 - Curtis said y'all was growing mint. 481 00:20:16,551 --> 00:20:19,379 - Did you touch those mints? - What mints? 482 00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:23,517 - The weed mints. 483 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:25,137 - They make weed mints? 484 00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:27,482 - You know what? - Hmm? 485 00:20:27,586 --> 00:20:29,068 - Get out of the way. 486 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,241 - I still got the mints, Curtis. 487 00:20:41,103 --> 00:20:42,862 - Uh, Floyd! 488 00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:45,034 - Ssh, just act like you don't hear her. 489 00:20:45,137 --> 00:20:48,517 - That'll do no good. - Floyd, open this door! 490 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:51,689 I know those mints are in your pocket. 491 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,448 - [with accent] I am sorry. I cannot hear you. 492 00:20:56,448 --> 00:20:57,724 - Where the hell is that from? 493 00:20:57,827 --> 00:20:58,689 - ♪ 494 00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:29,137 - ♪ 495 00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,034 - ♪ 496 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:37,241 - ♪ 32977

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