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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,689 --> 00:00:04,137 - ELLA: Jasmine, how's that boy from church? 2 00:00:04,241 --> 00:00:05,310 - Wassup? - Are you high? 3 00:00:05,413 --> 00:00:06,793 - CURTIS: You just threw the boy out the house? 4 00:00:06,896 --> 00:00:08,000 - [screams] 5 00:00:08,103 --> 00:00:09,413 - This is the weed mints and the vape pen. 6 00:00:09,517 --> 00:00:11,172 - Dinosaur, Ella. The rabbit ate it. 7 00:00:11,275 --> 00:00:12,586 I'm high as hell. Whoo! 8 00:00:12,689 --> 00:00:14,586 - What is going on? - I'm just hungry. 9 00:00:14,689 --> 00:00:16,793 Privacy, please. - What is wrong with you? 10 00:00:16,896 --> 00:00:18,413 - Call Floyd. Hey! - Ooh! 11 00:00:18,517 --> 00:00:20,068 Did you smoke this? - I feel so high. 12 00:00:20,172 --> 00:00:21,517 - FLOYD: Let's go see C.J. for about this. 13 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:22,793 - Where are y'all going? 14 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:24,586 No, you did not. 15 00:00:24,689 --> 00:00:26,413 I don't even understand why they do this. 16 00:00:26,517 --> 00:00:28,655 Smoke this, chew that, eat this. 17 00:00:28,758 --> 00:00:29,758 Mm, these good. 18 00:00:29,862 --> 00:00:31,379 Little oregano. Alright. 19 00:00:33,551 --> 00:00:34,172 - ♪ 20 00:00:34,275 --> 00:00:36,482 - [knocking at door] 21 00:00:36,586 --> 00:00:38,413 - Who is it? 22 00:00:38,517 --> 00:00:40,344 - FLOYD: It's Floyd! 23 00:00:40,448 --> 00:00:42,344 - What? 24 00:00:42,448 --> 00:00:44,034 What are you doing here this late? 25 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:47,448 - Hey. - Hey. 26 00:00:47,551 --> 00:00:48,379 - What's going on, C.J.? 27 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:49,896 - Hey, what's--what's going on? 28 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,551 - Uh, it's your uncle. - What about him? 29 00:00:53,655 --> 00:00:54,931 - Come on in, Curtis! 30 00:00:55,034 --> 00:00:56,344 You'll see. 31 00:00:59,379 --> 00:01:01,206 - No! 32 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:02,758 He gonna turn me in. 33 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,379 - You realize you in here now, right? 34 00:01:09,724 --> 00:01:11,241 - Oh, I am. 35 00:01:13,034 --> 00:01:15,034 - What--what--what is this? 36 00:01:15,137 --> 00:01:16,310 - I don't know. 37 00:01:18,137 --> 00:01:20,896 - I'm a bad man, C.J. 38 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,310 I'm a bad man. 39 00:01:22,413 --> 00:01:23,896 - Well, what--what happened? 40 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,172 - Don't you tell him. - Uh... 41 00:01:26,275 --> 00:01:28,551 - Don't you say nothing. 42 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:32,034 Do you know I threw my life away for a fix? 43 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:36,896 And now I know--I know what Janine was going through. 44 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,068 - Come on. 45 00:01:38,172 --> 00:01:40,724 - I know what Janine was going through. 46 00:01:40,827 --> 00:01:42,172 - What--what is he talking about? 47 00:01:42,275 --> 00:01:44,793 - God forgive me, but Janine-- 48 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:48,206 Janine was on that shiznet too. 49 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:50,034 - What is he talking about? 50 00:01:55,103 --> 00:01:58,655 - I never thought my life would be like this. 51 00:01:58,758 --> 00:02:00,482 Just wasting away to nothing. 52 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:06,448 Look at me, look--I'm wasting away to nothing. 53 00:02:06,551 --> 00:02:09,931 - [laughing] - CURTIS: --see me. 54 00:02:10,034 --> 00:02:11,689 Why are you laughing? 55 00:02:11,793 --> 00:02:15,275 - 'Cause that was funny. 56 00:02:15,379 --> 00:02:16,758 - Look how skinny I'm getting. 57 00:02:16,862 --> 00:02:19,034 - [laughing] 58 00:02:19,137 --> 00:02:20,655 - Look at how skinny I'm getting, it's crazy. 59 00:02:20,758 --> 00:02:22,586 - Yo, what is going on? 60 00:02:22,689 --> 00:02:23,862 - I got a new diet. 61 00:02:26,517 --> 00:02:28,172 One that won't make me sick. 62 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:33,275 Hey! You know what? 63 00:02:33,379 --> 00:02:35,103 Let me tell you something. 64 00:02:35,206 --> 00:02:37,344 And I'm--and don't you forget it. 65 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:41,965 Oh yeah, now I feel like I'm drunk. Oh, bu-- 66 00:02:42,068 --> 00:02:43,965 This place is beautiful. 67 00:02:44,068 --> 00:02:47,827 - Oh, thank you, sir. 68 00:02:47,931 --> 00:02:49,758 - Did you redecorate? 69 00:02:49,862 --> 00:02:51,724 - Uh, no. No sir. 70 00:02:51,827 --> 00:02:54,827 - I've never seen the colors so bright like this. 71 00:02:54,931 --> 00:02:57,000 It's just colors everywhere. 72 00:02:57,103 --> 00:02:59,517 That's bright, that's bright. 73 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:01,931 That's bright. Ooh. 74 00:03:02,034 --> 00:03:04,206 - Stay with it. 75 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:06,344 - I'm falling. - Hmm-mm. 76 00:03:06,448 --> 00:03:08,517 - I'm actually falling. 77 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:10,517 Will you help me? 78 00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:13,172 - Well, it's taking you about ten minutes to fall. 79 00:03:13,275 --> 00:03:15,275 - [groans] 80 00:03:15,379 --> 00:03:17,413 - What is going on? 81 00:03:17,517 --> 00:03:18,724 - Ooh. 82 00:03:20,931 --> 00:03:24,103 I like your table. 83 00:03:24,206 --> 00:03:25,793 We could do some things on this table. 84 00:03:28,758 --> 00:03:29,862 - That's too much, Unc. 85 00:03:29,965 --> 00:03:32,586 - I love you, Ella! 86 00:03:32,689 --> 00:03:35,103 - Stop it. Stop it. 87 00:03:35,206 --> 00:03:36,620 - Good thing he's not a woodchuck. 88 00:03:38,965 --> 00:03:40,137 - What is going on? 89 00:03:40,241 --> 00:03:41,379 - He smoked. 90 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:42,758 - C.J.: Wha-- - Ssh, don't tell him. 91 00:03:45,034 --> 00:03:46,103 - Yes. - You left that devil juice 92 00:03:46,206 --> 00:03:49,896 at my house, now I'm an addict. 93 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,827 All my dreams up in smoke. 94 00:03:52,931 --> 00:03:55,379 Shooh. 95 00:03:55,482 --> 00:03:57,172 Shooh. 96 00:03:57,275 --> 00:03:59,172 - He smoked that vape pen that you left at the house. 97 00:03:59,275 --> 00:04:00,586 - What? - Yes. 98 00:04:00,689 --> 00:04:05,275 - Yes, you tell him I'm about to be walking the streets, 99 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:09,931 giving out that thing-thing for a fix? 100 00:04:10,034 --> 00:04:12,068 Tell him that. 101 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:14,413 Doing something strange for people change. 102 00:04:17,034 --> 00:04:18,551 Oh, I miss Beverly. 103 00:04:18,655 --> 00:04:20,103 - Not Beverly. - He ain't gonna get 104 00:04:20,206 --> 00:04:21,931 but about $8. 105 00:04:23,241 --> 00:04:35,586 - ♪ 106 00:04:38,724 --> 00:04:44,172 ♪♪ 107 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:50,068 - Well, wait--wait a second. 108 00:04:50,172 --> 00:04:52,724 Now, say--say that again. 109 00:04:52,827 --> 00:04:54,931 - He smoked the vape pen that you left at his house. 110 00:04:59,034 --> 00:05:00,344 - Uncle Curtis! 111 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:03,137 - Yes, C.J.? 112 00:05:03,241 --> 00:05:05,000 - Why would you do that? 113 00:05:05,103 --> 00:05:06,344 - 'Cause it was there. 114 00:05:08,172 --> 00:05:11,793 And now I can't feel my face. 115 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:14,413 Or my leg. 116 00:05:14,517 --> 00:05:16,758 Oh, I really can't feel 'em now. 117 00:05:16,862 --> 00:05:18,758 They're so light. 118 00:05:18,862 --> 00:05:21,000 Can you feel my feet? 119 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:23,689 They're so light. 120 00:05:23,793 --> 00:05:25,862 I'm light on my feet. - You're sitting down! 121 00:05:28,689 --> 00:05:30,344 - We gotta help him though. 122 00:05:30,448 --> 00:05:31,827 - Does Aunt Ella know about this? 123 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:34,551 - Uh... 124 00:05:34,655 --> 00:05:36,689 not really. 125 00:05:36,793 --> 00:05:38,862 - Not really? 126 00:05:38,965 --> 00:05:40,689 I wonder what she thinking. 127 00:05:40,793 --> 00:05:43,862 - [laughing] 128 00:05:43,965 --> 00:05:46,551 He smoking that pen. [laughs] 129 00:05:46,655 --> 00:05:50,275 He smoking that pen. [laughing] 130 00:05:50,379 --> 00:05:52,413 Curtis? Hey, Curtis! 131 00:05:52,517 --> 00:05:54,586 Were you smoking this pen? 132 00:05:54,689 --> 00:05:57,724 [laughing] 133 00:05:57,827 --> 00:06:00,620 Oh, hi, little chicken. 134 00:06:02,689 --> 00:06:05,448 Yes! 135 00:06:05,551 --> 00:06:07,034 Somebody call--who that? 136 00:06:09,275 --> 00:06:11,896 I know--yes! 137 00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:15,862 Oh. 138 00:06:17,137 --> 00:06:18,482 It's that voice. 139 00:06:20,827 --> 00:06:22,310 I hear you, Lord. 140 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:28,551 Eli told us, if you hear that voice-- 141 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:32,379 if you hear that voice, just say, "Speak Lord. 142 00:06:32,482 --> 00:06:34,793 Thy servant is listening." 143 00:06:34,896 --> 00:06:37,965 [laughing] 144 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:44,000 [sighs] Mm. 145 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:46,586 Why is that funny? 146 00:06:46,689 --> 00:06:48,379 Oh, boy. 147 00:06:48,482 --> 00:06:51,206 Hi, little muffin. [laughs] 148 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,034 Oh. 149 00:06:53,137 --> 00:06:57,344 The gospel bird. 150 00:06:57,448 --> 00:06:59,137 I'm so sorry, little chicken. 151 00:06:59,241 --> 00:07:02,655 [laughing] 152 00:07:03,862 --> 00:07:07,103 Thank you for sacrificing your life. 153 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:11,827 [laughing] 154 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,724 Oh. 155 00:07:15,275 --> 00:07:17,655 What is wrong? What is wrong with me? 156 00:07:20,896 --> 00:07:22,034 I'm scared. 157 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:26,689 I'm scared. I'm--am I moving? 158 00:07:26,793 --> 00:07:30,517 Am I--am I moving? [laughing] 159 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:32,551 I think I'm on a boat. 160 00:07:32,655 --> 00:07:35,862 Oh no! I'm on a slave ship, Lord! 161 00:07:38,103 --> 00:07:39,931 Hi, Kunta. 162 00:07:40,034 --> 00:07:44,931 [laughing] 163 00:07:45,034 --> 00:07:46,689 High five, Misty. 164 00:07:46,793 --> 00:07:49,000 [laughing] 165 00:07:49,103 --> 00:07:50,275 What is wrong with me? 166 00:07:50,379 --> 00:07:52,068 Ella! 167 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,206 Wait a minute, I'm Ella. 168 00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:55,068 [laughs] 169 00:07:55,172 --> 00:07:57,137 No, you're not. Yes, I am! 170 00:07:57,241 --> 00:07:59,931 [laughs] Who's that? 171 00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:03,931 Ella! Come here! 172 00:08:04,034 --> 00:08:05,758 I--I--I am Ella. 173 00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:09,379 Hear me roar! 174 00:08:09,482 --> 00:08:11,931 [laughing] 175 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:14,137 I'm not cleaning up this kitchen. 176 00:08:14,241 --> 00:08:16,000 I am not cleaning up this kitchen. 177 00:08:20,482 --> 00:08:22,172 What is wrong with me? 178 00:08:22,275 --> 00:08:24,517 Why am I acting like this? 179 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:31,931 It's gotta be--it's gotta be these mints. 180 00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:33,586 It is the mint. 181 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,034 Is it a mint? 182 00:08:37,137 --> 00:08:39,482 I ate two. 183 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:42,344 I ate a mint. [laughs] 184 00:08:42,448 --> 00:08:46,344 I didn't "mint" it. [laughs] 185 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:48,551 - [owl hoots] 186 00:08:54,448 --> 00:08:57,000 - Grass is green. 187 00:08:57,103 --> 00:09:00,068 The sky is blue. 188 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:01,758 I love you. 189 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:07,103 It's--it's in the mints? 190 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:12,344 This is st-- 191 00:09:12,448 --> 00:09:14,965 This is weed? 192 00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:16,965 This is not oregano. 193 00:09:20,551 --> 00:09:22,862 I--I chewed--it's in the mints? 194 00:09:24,448 --> 00:09:26,655 What are these children doing? 195 00:09:28,862 --> 00:09:31,034 Oh. 196 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:34,241 God. God, I'm so high. 197 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,827 You heard me? 198 00:09:40,068 --> 00:09:41,103 - This is crazy. 199 00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:45,379 - I know. 200 00:09:45,482 --> 00:09:47,344 - How long ago? 201 00:09:47,448 --> 00:09:49,655 - Mm, I'm not sure. I don't know. 202 00:09:49,758 --> 00:09:51,137 - C.J.: Uncle Curtis? 203 00:09:53,655 --> 00:09:57,034 How long ago did you smoke? 204 00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:58,724 - 1978. 205 00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:02,586 - What? 206 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:05,413 - And it feel like forever. 207 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:07,413 I can't come down. 208 00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:08,379 I can't. 209 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:09,620 - Uncle Curtis! 210 00:10:09,724 --> 00:10:11,206 - Can't stop, won't stop. 211 00:10:13,034 --> 00:10:14,103 - Wow! 212 00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:17,206 - C.J.? - C.J.: Yes? 213 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:19,241 - Send me to a rehab near Ella. 214 00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:24,482 - You don't need to go to rehab. 215 00:10:24,586 --> 00:10:26,586 - That's what all you enablers say. 216 00:10:28,448 --> 00:10:30,931 - Just stay seated, relax. 217 00:10:31,034 --> 00:10:33,206 - I can't. 218 00:10:33,310 --> 00:10:35,310 You all hear that? - Hear what? 219 00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:36,965 - You don't hear that music? 220 00:10:38,965 --> 00:10:40,931 It's so good. 221 00:10:41,034 --> 00:10:42,137 It's so good. 222 00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:46,586 - Do you hear music? 223 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:50,379 - Uh, that's that good-good. 224 00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:51,931 - And it got him acting like that? 225 00:10:52,034 --> 00:10:54,068 - [laughs] 226 00:10:54,172 --> 00:10:56,448 Yes. 227 00:10:56,551 --> 00:10:58,344 - I'm gonna kill that kid. 228 00:10:58,448 --> 00:10:59,862 - What kid? 229 00:10:59,965 --> 00:11:01,448 - The kid that gave that to Jasmine. 230 00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:02,896 The preacher's son. 231 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,068 - Kaleb? - Yeah, you know him? 232 00:11:05,172 --> 00:11:07,586 - Oh, man, everybody know Dark 30. 233 00:11:07,689 --> 00:11:10,620 [laughs] He got the best weed in town, 234 00:11:10,724 --> 00:11:13,827 I'm telling you. - Oh! 235 00:11:13,931 --> 00:11:16,586 - I'm sorry. [chuckles] 236 00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:18,206 It's a rumor. 237 00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:22,620 - Uncle Curtis? - [groans] 238 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:25,413 - Uncle Curtis? - [groans] 239 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:27,172 - No, let me get him some water. 240 00:11:27,275 --> 00:11:28,413 - No, no, no, no. 241 00:11:28,517 --> 00:11:29,793 He don't need no more water. 242 00:11:31,034 --> 00:11:32,172 - Well, let me get him some food. 243 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:35,413 - Hey, uh...he's eaten everything at the house. 244 00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:36,758 - Well I need to get him something. 245 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,413 - Nah, what we need to do is we need to call Kaleb. 246 00:11:39,517 --> 00:11:40,827 - Why? 247 00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:43,103 - So we can find out what he smoked. 248 00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:45,482 - You know what? He gave that to my daughter. 249 00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:47,379 I'm gonna kill him. - Yeah. 250 00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:49,206 But you know what, let's just call him. 251 00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:51,827 - Yeah, you call him and tell him to get his self 252 00:11:51,931 --> 00:11:54,482 over here right now. - Okay, fine. Fine. 253 00:11:54,586 --> 00:11:56,896 Okay, alright. Okay, okay. 254 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,862 - You got his number? - Hmm? 255 00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:02,482 - Do you have his number? - Hmm? 256 00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:03,655 - You said you was gonna call him. 257 00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:04,931 Do you have his number? 258 00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:06,827 - Right now? 259 00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:09,103 - You probably got him on speed dial. 260 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,344 - I do, I'm dialing. 261 00:12:10,448 --> 00:12:12,241 - ♪ 262 00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:18,413 - He's close. - Okay. 263 00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:19,862 - And this is crazy. 264 00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:21,310 - You know what else is crazy? 265 00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:22,344 - What's that? 266 00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:24,620 - Why do you have his phone number? 267 00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:27,655 - Sorry, I'm dialing, I can't hear you. 268 00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:29,137 - You gonna tell me? 269 00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:30,413 - No! 270 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:34,620 - Floyd? 271 00:12:34,724 --> 00:12:35,689 - What? 272 00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:37,482 - Is he selling drugs? 273 00:12:37,586 --> 00:12:39,379 - No. 274 00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:40,862 - Are you sure? 275 00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:42,724 - Yes, I'm sure, he's just selling weed. 276 00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:45,896 And why you saying that? 277 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,448 - Because you have his number. 278 00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:51,068 - I don't do drugs. 279 00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:55,827 - Then why do you have his number? 280 00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:58,551 - Okay, it's glaucoma. 281 00:12:58,655 --> 00:12:59,862 - Stop it. - FLOYD: Uh... 282 00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:01,931 I--I'm helping him with a rap album. 283 00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:06,551 Yes, he heard me sing in church, 284 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,379 and he wanted me to back him up. 285 00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:14,137 ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do 286 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:17,310 ♪ Stir it like it's good, stir it like it's good ♪ 287 00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:18,620 It's the hook. 288 00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:20,413 - This is just getting weirder and weirder. 289 00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:21,551 - [knocking at door] 290 00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:23,068 - Excuse me while I get your door. 291 00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:28,310 - Wassup, man? - Hey, what's happening? 292 00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:31,344 - It's late. 293 00:13:31,448 --> 00:13:32,344 - Yeah, I know. 294 00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:36,758 - It's kinda weird. 295 00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:40,103 - I know that too. [laughs] 296 00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:41,758 - So why'd you call me to the house? 297 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,206 - Um, C.J. wanna talk to you. 298 00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:47,482 - He already threw me out. 299 00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:49,275 - Well... 300 00:13:52,068 --> 00:13:53,482 - Oh, y'all trying to kill me. 301 00:13:53,586 --> 00:13:55,965 - Uh...nah, son. 302 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,068 Nobody trying-- - Yes, you are. 303 00:13:57,172 --> 00:13:58,275 And, yes, he is. 304 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,931 - Mm, no-- - I'm finna call the police. 305 00:14:01,034 --> 00:14:03,413 - Ssh, before you wake up the whole house. 306 00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:04,482 - Well, I can fight. 307 00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:06,137 - I could fight too. - Well, what's up? 308 00:14:06,241 --> 00:14:08,275 - And I got an ax. - Ah-ah-ah-ah. 309 00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:10,310 Ah-da-ah-ah! - I'm gonna chop him up. 310 00:14:11,448 --> 00:14:12,793 - Come on now. 311 00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:15,068 No light on light love like this. 312 00:14:17,448 --> 00:14:20,310 Look, everybody just calm down, alright? 313 00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:23,344 Let's reset, alright. 314 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:25,482 And nobody's trying to harm you, okay? 315 00:14:25,586 --> 00:14:27,344 - Are you sure about that? 316 00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:29,689 - Calm down and say hi. 317 00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:31,034 - Say what? 318 00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:34,034 - Say hi. 319 00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:38,241 - Uh... 320 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,379 hey. 321 00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:42,000 - What's up? 322 00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:45,862 - Wasn't that beautiful? 323 00:14:45,965 --> 00:14:47,241 - What's going on with the old dude? 324 00:14:49,517 --> 00:14:51,344 - He smoked your vape pen. 325 00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:52,551 - What? 326 00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:53,931 - Yeah. 327 00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:56,172 And I don't like it. 328 00:14:56,275 --> 00:15:00,000 - Looks like he like it. [laughs] 329 00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:02,517 - Yo, you think this is a joke? 330 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:03,965 - [clears throat] No, no. 331 00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:05,793 - Wipe that smile off your face. 332 00:15:05,896 --> 00:15:06,896 - Why are you so hostile? 333 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,068 - I'm gonna show you hostile! 334 00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:09,620 - Come on, man! Come on now! 335 00:15:09,724 --> 00:15:11,344 CMB! CMB! 336 00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:13,931 - We all we got! 337 00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,448 - What are y'all talking about? 338 00:15:17,896 --> 00:15:21,241 - Hmm. Millennials. [laughs] 339 00:15:21,344 --> 00:15:23,344 - Yo, man, that's all him. That's not me, that's him. 340 00:15:25,344 --> 00:15:28,000 - Look, just everybody calm down. 341 00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:30,000 We have a crisis here, okay? 342 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,310 - Well, what is the crisis? 343 00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:32,620 - It's him! 344 00:15:35,448 --> 00:15:36,965 - What did you give him? 345 00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:38,137 - I didn't give him nothing. 346 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,689 - Well, what's in the pen? 347 00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:41,206 - It's just weed. 348 00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:43,862 - I hate when you kids say, "It's just weed." 349 00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:45,965 It's a drug, it's not just weed. 350 00:15:46,068 --> 00:15:47,448 - Well, that's--it's all it is. 351 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,758 - Are you sure there's nothing else in it? 352 00:15:51,862 --> 00:15:53,965 - It's just regular sativa like the one 353 00:15:54,068 --> 00:15:56,517 you got last week. - Oh, right. Oh, okay. 354 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:57,758 - Call it dirty dirty kush. 355 00:15:57,862 --> 00:16:00,000 - Sometime it-- - Hey! Hey! 356 00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:01,655 This is not good! 357 00:16:03,137 --> 00:16:04,689 I don't care if it's legal in a lot of places, 358 00:16:04,793 --> 00:16:06,206 look at my uncle! 359 00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:09,827 - It look like he enjoying himself. 360 00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:11,379 [laughing] 361 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,103 Oh, he feeling good. 362 00:16:15,206 --> 00:16:16,655 - And you 'bout to be dead. 363 00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:22,103 - Look, I swear, it is just weed. Harmless. 364 00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:24,344 - No, you know what, man? Let me tell you something. 365 00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:26,551 I don't wanna see you anywhere near my daughter. 366 00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:27,689 - Look, Jasmine tried it, 367 00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:29,068 and she hates it, alright? - I know that. 368 00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:30,758 - She's a good girl. 369 00:16:30,862 --> 00:16:33,000 - And you a loser. - Excuse me? 370 00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:38,655 - What kind of a man gives drugs to somebody 371 00:16:38,758 --> 00:16:39,827 that he cares about? 372 00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:41,551 - I didn't even think it was her thing. 373 00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:43,172 - Look at my uncle. 374 00:16:46,827 --> 00:16:48,206 - Okay, alright. You're right. 375 00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:50,068 It's my bad. I'm sorry. 376 00:16:50,172 --> 00:16:52,448 - So, don't see my daughter again. 377 00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:55,586 - I can't promise you that. - Ahh! 378 00:16:55,689 --> 00:16:57,103 You trying to get killed. 379 00:16:58,689 --> 00:17:01,517 - What I can promise you is I will not try to influence her 380 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,655 to smoke ever again. 381 00:17:03,758 --> 00:17:04,862 - That's not good enough. 382 00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,827 - Well, I really like her. 383 00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:07,931 - Alright, well, if you really like her, 384 00:17:08,034 --> 00:17:09,965 then show up here like a man, 385 00:17:10,068 --> 00:17:12,241 dressed nice, with your pants pulled up, 386 00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:16,172 and your shirt in your pants, and ask her out, 387 00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:18,965 like we used to do, you know, back in the day. 388 00:17:19,068 --> 00:17:20,758 - What day was that? Like the 1800s? 389 00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:22,137 - Oh. 390 00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:26,000 - Ha! 391 00:17:26,103 --> 00:17:27,931 You ain't gonna make it 18 months. Keep playing. 392 00:17:28,034 --> 00:17:29,620 - Whoa, whoa, okay. Hey, it's all good. 393 00:17:29,724 --> 00:17:30,896 - Nah, see, he don't know me. 394 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,275 - I know. - He don't know me! 395 00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:33,620 - Oh, no. - It's on now. 396 00:17:33,724 --> 00:17:35,275 - Mr. Floyd. - Come on now. 397 00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:37,241 - It was a joke, I'm sorry. - Uh. What? Ha. 398 00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:38,655 - I'm sorry. - I will take you out. 399 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,482 - I'm gonna take him out too. - Come on somebody. 400 00:17:40,586 --> 00:17:42,896 - I am sorry. It was a joke, I'm sorry. 401 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,793 - What the hell are you doing? 402 00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:47,275 Well, how are you gonna take him out? 403 00:17:47,379 --> 00:17:48,689 - Well, these were low riders at first. 404 00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:49,896 - [laughs] 405 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,103 - That's why I don't wear belts. 406 00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:52,689 - Well, boy, just be quiet and tell me 407 00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:53,689 when he's gonna come down. 408 00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:54,827 - Well, how much did he smoke? 409 00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:55,758 - I don't know. 410 00:17:55,862 --> 00:17:57,000 - Okay, where's the pen? 411 00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:58,655 - Well, we left it at his house. 412 00:17:58,758 --> 00:18:00,551 - Well, I'm not gonna know when he's gonna come down 413 00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:02,034 if I don't have the pen. 414 00:18:02,137 --> 00:18:04,206 - Well, he told me he had about ten hits. 415 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,379 - Ten? - Yeah. 416 00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:07,758 - Damn. 417 00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:11,482 He 'bout to be high for a minute, jack. 418 00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:13,551 [laughs] - Really? 419 00:18:13,655 --> 00:18:15,172 - That's crazy, it don't ever do me like that. 420 00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:16,827 I hit two times and I'm whoo-- 421 00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:18,827 - That's how many I have, too, but you gotta make sure 422 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,379 you eat before that. - Oh. 423 00:18:20,482 --> 00:18:22,000 - I don't know what he-- - Okay, I thought-- 424 00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:23,896 munchies don't come after-- - Hey! 425 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,655 - You gonna munch for-- - Hey! 426 00:18:25,758 --> 00:18:28,655 - BOTH: Sssh! You gonna wake up the whole house! 427 00:18:31,034 --> 00:18:33,068 - So how much is left in the pen? 428 00:18:33,172 --> 00:18:35,655 - Well, let's go to his house and get it. 429 00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:37,103 - Okay. 430 00:18:37,206 --> 00:18:38,379 - Uncle Curtis? 431 00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:41,793 - We going to see the king? 432 00:18:41,896 --> 00:18:43,068 - We going to your house. 433 00:18:43,172 --> 00:18:45,827 - Lead me there! 434 00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:47,172 - Uncle Curtis, come on. 435 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,689 - You know you have a whole family living in here? 436 00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,448 - Come on, Uncle Curtis. - You get his feet. 437 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,241 You--maybe you--yeah, you get his middle part, 438 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,448 you get his feet, I'm gonna get the heaviest part, his head. 439 00:18:58,551 --> 00:18:59,827 - ♪ 440 00:19:04,931 --> 00:19:09,965 - CURTIS: [humming] 441 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,793 ♪ Leave me there 442 00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:17,724 You a good lead. 443 00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:18,931 - Okay. 444 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,586 Now, C.J., Ella doesn't know. 445 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:22,965 - That he's high? - No. 446 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,965 - Okay. - So-- 447 00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:27,241 So don't tell her. 448 00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:30,689 - I got it. - Okay. 449 00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:32,172 - Come-- 450 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,068 - Where are we? 451 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:35,758 - We're at your house. 452 00:19:35,862 --> 00:19:37,931 - Who the hell are you? 453 00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:40,689 - I'm Kaleb. 454 00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:42,379 - Okay. 455 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,620 Whe--where we at? We moved to Florida. 456 00:19:46,068 --> 00:19:47,931 - No. That was a dream. 457 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,517 - But it was so real. 458 00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:54,965 - You're fine, Unc. - Okay. 459 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,206 - Okay. - Where Ella? 460 00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:58,344 - I don't know. You okay? 461 00:19:58,448 --> 00:19:59,793 - I'm good. - Alright. 462 00:19:59,896 --> 00:20:01,068 - You know she gonna kill me. 463 00:20:01,172 --> 00:20:03,379 - No, she's not gonna kill you. 464 00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:04,827 - She want my pension. 465 00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:07,862 - Oooh. 466 00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:11,620 - Oh, what happened to this kitchen? 467 00:20:14,068 --> 00:20:16,275 - Oh, this Curtis work right here. 468 00:20:16,379 --> 00:20:18,172 - I have never seen this before. 469 00:20:19,862 --> 00:20:21,655 - Aunt Ella! 470 00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:23,827 - ELLA: Ya-ya-yah! 471 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:27,482 - What the-- 472 00:20:27,586 --> 00:20:29,172 - She's in the backyard. - Yeah. 473 00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:33,206 - I'm moving. I'm moving. 474 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:35,068 I'm not moving. 475 00:20:35,172 --> 00:20:36,827 - Hey. - Hey. 476 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,758 - Hey, Auntie. - Hey. 477 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,000 - What's wrong with you? 478 00:20:40,103 --> 00:20:41,517 - Hey. 479 00:20:44,172 --> 00:20:45,379 - What's wrong with you? 480 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,896 - Nothing. 481 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:53,413 [laughing] 482 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,965 - ♪ 483 00:21:28,034 --> 00:21:30,344 - ♪ 484 00:21:34,034 --> 00:21:37,655 - ♪ 31551

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