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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,034 --> 00:00:03,896 - CURTIS: I treat my wife like a queen. Baby! 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,068 - What? - Dinner ready? 3 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,965 - Queen of cooking and cleaning. - [laughing] 4 00:00:07,068 --> 00:00:09,103 - Do you want to be older? 5 00:00:09,206 --> 00:00:10,586 - She get to come home to all this. 6 00:00:10,689 --> 00:00:12,620 - Curtis! - I'm not opening the door! 7 00:00:12,724 --> 00:00:14,517 - They seem to be having so much more fun than me. 8 00:00:14,620 --> 00:00:16,379 - Who cares about fun? - I care about fun! 9 00:00:16,482 --> 00:00:18,172 - Where is Aunt Ella? - She left me. 10 00:00:18,275 --> 00:00:20,413 Talking about, she's tired of me taking her for granted. 11 00:00:20,517 --> 00:00:22,517 Open this for me. Women's work. - [groaning] 12 00:00:22,620 --> 00:00:24,620 - Baby, I love you. I'm gonna appreciate. 13 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:26,793 - ELLA: Something is going on with you, baby. 14 00:00:29,344 --> 00:00:32,172 - I'm sure as hell not paying that one. 15 00:00:32,275 --> 00:00:34,344 Not paying that one. 16 00:00:34,448 --> 00:00:35,448 - Uncle Curtis! 17 00:00:35,551 --> 00:00:37,931 - You're right about there's no coupons-- 18 00:00:38,034 --> 00:00:39,275 Sssh. - Hey. 19 00:00:39,379 --> 00:00:41,689 - Hey, Pops. - Why are y'all here so early? 20 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:43,172 - You told us to come. 21 00:00:43,275 --> 00:00:45,068 - Yeah, but you're too early. 22 00:00:45,172 --> 00:00:47,068 - You know I've gotta get the kids off. 23 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:50,724 - Oh, what--them kids can't drive their self by now? 24 00:00:50,827 --> 00:00:56,620 What is that? Malik is-- is--is--is 12, and Jasmine's 15. 25 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,344 - Malik is 20, and Jasmine's 17. 26 00:00:59,448 --> 00:01:01,793 - What? 27 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:03,862 - And you forgot we've got twins. 28 00:01:03,965 --> 00:01:08,000 - Oh, hell, it's been so long they should be grown too. 29 00:01:08,103 --> 00:01:10,172 - Been so long since what? 30 00:01:10,275 --> 00:01:13,172 - Never mind. Okay. 31 00:01:13,275 --> 00:01:16,241 - Pops, what's going on? 32 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:18,517 - You still married to Miranda? 33 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,689 - We're separated, but you know that. 34 00:01:20,793 --> 00:01:22,275 - You still married to Janine? 35 00:01:22,379 --> 00:01:24,068 - Yes. 36 00:01:24,172 --> 00:01:25,103 - Good luck with that. 37 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:26,758 - [audience laughing] 38 00:01:26,862 --> 00:01:30,448 - Unc, you been hitting the sauce? 39 00:01:30,551 --> 00:01:31,517 - No. 40 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:33,310 - Then why are you acting so strange? 41 00:01:33,413 --> 00:01:36,448 - It just--it seem like I haven't seen you since forever. 42 00:01:36,551 --> 00:01:38,517 - You wanna tell us what's going on? 43 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,586 - Okay. 44 00:01:40,689 --> 00:01:43,758 You know how I always forget your mama's, uh, um... 45 00:01:43,862 --> 00:01:45,206 - Anniversary? 46 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:48,000 - No, no, what's the other one? The boo with the baby? 47 00:01:48,103 --> 00:01:50,379 - Birthday? - CURTIS: Birthday! 48 00:01:50,482 --> 00:01:51,793 You know how I always forget her birthday? 49 00:01:51,896 --> 00:01:54,827 - C.J.: Yes. - Like all the time. 50 00:01:54,931 --> 00:01:56,000 - Right. 51 00:01:56,103 --> 00:01:57,413 - I don't know why she stays with him. 52 00:01:57,517 --> 00:01:59,275 Hey, you remember that time when we was going, 53 00:01:59,379 --> 00:02:02,103 we was all going to the family-- - CURTIS: Uh, hello? 54 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,275 I'm in the room. 55 00:02:04,379 --> 00:02:06,586 - Okay, okay, I'm sorry. 56 00:02:06,689 --> 00:02:07,827 What is it? 57 00:02:07,931 --> 00:02:10,137 - I'm throwing your mama a surprise birthday party 58 00:02:10,241 --> 00:02:12,896 and I don't want her to know. 59 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,137 - Pops, you know Moms finds out about everything. 60 00:02:15,241 --> 00:02:16,413 - I know that. 61 00:02:16,517 --> 00:02:18,689 That's why we gonna throw it at C.J.'s house. 62 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:20,310 - Oh, you just gonna throw it out there like that, 63 00:02:20,413 --> 00:02:22,241 you're not gonna ask? 64 00:02:22,344 --> 00:02:25,172 - Ask you, after all we've done for you? 65 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:27,000 - Alright, I will talk to Janine. 66 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,827 - Talk to Janine about what? 67 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:31,862 - Unc, it's her house too. 68 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:34,517 - Really, C.J., really? 69 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:35,689 - What? 70 00:02:35,793 --> 00:02:38,000 - CURTIS: Look, okay come on man, this is-- 71 00:02:38,103 --> 00:02:40,241 You know how women are! 72 00:02:40,344 --> 00:02:42,448 This is a man's world. 73 00:02:42,551 --> 00:02:45,137 - Oh please, I would love to hear you tell Aunt Ella that. 74 00:02:45,241 --> 00:02:46,448 - Oh, please. 75 00:02:46,551 --> 00:02:48,413 - ELLA: [singing] - Oh, Ella. 76 00:02:48,517 --> 00:02:51,793 Go on, get! Get. - What? 77 00:02:51,896 --> 00:02:53,931 - CURTIS: She gonna hear you. She gonna hear you. 78 00:02:54,034 --> 00:02:57,413 - [indistinct chatter] - ELLA: [singing] 79 00:02:57,517 --> 00:03:05,310 - ♪ 80 00:03:13,655 --> 00:03:18,551 ♪♪ 81 00:03:20,965 --> 00:03:22,275 - Ella! 82 00:03:24,965 --> 00:03:26,137 Ella! 83 00:03:28,068 --> 00:03:29,793 Where the hell am I going? Ella! 84 00:03:31,448 --> 00:03:32,931 - What is wrong with you? 85 00:03:33,034 --> 00:03:33,931 What is it? 86 00:03:34,034 --> 00:03:37,965 - Ella! Ella! 87 00:03:38,068 --> 00:03:39,482 - Curtis. 88 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,586 - Which way you going, which way you going? 89 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:45,000 - Baby, you were just in the bedroom with me. 90 00:03:45,103 --> 00:03:46,551 - Was I? - ELLA: Yeah. 91 00:03:46,655 --> 00:03:49,103 So why are you screaming my name? 92 00:03:49,206 --> 00:03:51,275 - 'Cause I love you. 93 00:03:51,379 --> 00:03:53,275 'Cause I missed you. - Curtis, huh-uh. 94 00:03:53,379 --> 00:03:54,482 Stop, stop, stop. - I missed you, baby. 95 00:03:54,586 --> 00:03:56,275 - Now what is wrong? What is going on? 96 00:03:56,379 --> 00:03:57,586 - Nothing. - Oh, yes it is. 97 00:03:57,689 --> 00:03:59,068 - No. - Yes. 98 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:02,517 - No. You going to the help center today? 99 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:05,793 You going to the help center today? 100 00:04:05,896 --> 00:04:08,586 - Yes, Curtis. I'm going to the help center. 101 00:04:08,689 --> 00:04:10,724 - That's good. That's good, baby. I thought so. 102 00:04:10,827 --> 00:04:12,517 What time? 103 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:16,413 - Why are you--what-- why are you rushing me? 104 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:18,344 - No, I'm not. No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 105 00:04:18,448 --> 00:04:19,655 You're rushing me out this house. 106 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:21,551 - No I'm not, Ella. 107 00:04:21,655 --> 00:04:22,724 I just asked. 108 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:25,758 - Curtis, okay, what is it? What is wrong? 109 00:04:25,862 --> 00:04:27,965 - Nothing. I just love you. 110 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:29,586 - Oh, you're so up to something. 111 00:04:29,689 --> 00:04:33,344 You're so up to something. - I love you, baby. 112 00:04:33,448 --> 00:04:34,931 - Okay, Curtis. - What do you mean? 113 00:04:35,034 --> 00:04:37,413 - Baby, leave me alone. I need to get my purse. Okay? 114 00:04:37,517 --> 00:04:39,310 - CURTIS: Yeah, go on now. - Let me get my purse. 115 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:42,551 - CURTIS: Wait, wait, hold on, I got your purse! 116 00:04:44,379 --> 00:04:46,310 - ELLA: You my husband, you got my purse? 117 00:04:46,413 --> 00:04:49,206 - CURTIS: Here you go, baby. - Okay. Thank you, baby. 118 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:50,862 No, no, no, no, no. - [mumbling] 119 00:04:50,965 --> 00:04:52,068 - Say what? 120 00:04:52,172 --> 00:04:54,586 - I put a little lotion on it for you. 121 00:04:54,689 --> 00:04:55,655 - [chuckles] 122 00:04:55,758 --> 00:04:58,000 It actually looks like grease, Curtis. 123 00:04:58,103 --> 00:04:59,379 What you been eating? 124 00:04:59,482 --> 00:05:02,413 - Tater chips. - [laughing] 125 00:05:02,517 --> 00:05:06,034 Okay. Curtis, move. - Okay, come on. 126 00:05:06,137 --> 00:05:09,862 - Alright, so I'm going to-- Baby, what are you finna do? 127 00:05:09,965 --> 00:05:12,310 Do not push me out this house. - I'm not pushing. 128 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:13,793 - You look like you getting ready to push. 129 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:15,551 - I ain't trying to push you. - Okay well then, 130 00:05:15,655 --> 00:05:18,137 get your hands off me. - I'm pulling. 131 00:05:18,241 --> 00:05:20,482 - Okay. Why are you pushing me out this door? 132 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:23,793 - Baby, because my woman is coming over, okay? 133 00:05:23,896 --> 00:05:25,827 And my wife can't be here. 134 00:05:25,931 --> 00:05:28,000 That's rude. 135 00:05:28,103 --> 00:05:30,689 And you know she don't like it. 136 00:05:30,793 --> 00:05:32,241 - You know what? 137 00:05:32,344 --> 00:05:34,206 You let me find out-- 138 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:36,275 - Baby, you know I'm playing. - No, no. 139 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:39,689 You let me find out that anybody has been 140 00:05:39,793 --> 00:05:42,241 in this house-- 141 00:05:42,344 --> 00:05:45,137 - [chuckling] You so crazy. 142 00:05:45,241 --> 00:05:46,517 Baby, you're so dramatic. 143 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:47,896 Come on, go on to the help center. 144 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,310 Go on to the help center, girl. - Okay baby, alright. 145 00:05:50,413 --> 00:05:52,206 - You--huh-uh, excuse me. - Yes? 146 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,000 - Where you going? 147 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:56,758 - Curtis, I--I'm gonna punch you. 148 00:05:56,862 --> 00:06:01,344 I am going to punch you so hard. - What, baby? 149 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:04,068 - I wanna take some coffee with me, baby. 150 00:06:04,172 --> 00:06:05,241 Coffee. - CURTIS: Well, you know what? 151 00:06:05,344 --> 00:06:07,413 Baby, I forgot. 152 00:06:07,517 --> 00:06:10,241 Do you know I forgot to make coffee? 153 00:06:10,344 --> 00:06:14,000 - Curtis, there is coffee in this cup. 154 00:06:14,103 --> 00:06:16,379 - And it's nasty. 155 00:06:16,482 --> 00:06:19,137 - You go get some good coffee at the coffee shop. 156 00:06:19,241 --> 00:06:20,310 They got good coffee. 157 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:22,344 - Wait a minute now, Curtis, wait a minute. 158 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:24,137 Wait a minute, really? 159 00:06:24,241 --> 00:06:29,241 Now the last time I went to a coffee shop, you had a fit. 160 00:06:29,344 --> 00:06:31,758 Yes, you did. - No, I didn't. 161 00:06:31,862 --> 00:06:36,172 - Screaming about coupon. 162 00:06:36,275 --> 00:06:37,517 - I didn't have no fit, baby. 163 00:06:37,620 --> 00:06:40,137 - Baby, yes, you did. "Five dollars for some coffee? 164 00:06:40,241 --> 00:06:41,724 "What this coffee got in it? 165 00:06:41,827 --> 00:06:46,344 "What this coffee do, cure cancer?" 166 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,551 - That don't even sound like me. 167 00:06:48,655 --> 00:06:51,379 'Cause I would have said, "Five damn dollars." 168 00:06:51,482 --> 00:06:52,517 - Okay, Curtis. 169 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,689 Move, move, move, move, move, move. 170 00:06:53,793 --> 00:06:54,896 - Okay, come on. 171 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,758 - I'm gonna go and I'm gonna get me some coffee 172 00:06:57,862 --> 00:06:59,206 from the coffee shop. 173 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:00,482 - From the coffee shop. 174 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:03,172 - You are up to something, and I know it. 175 00:07:03,275 --> 00:07:04,965 - Ella, you been working out? 176 00:07:05,068 --> 00:07:06,620 - Curtis, no, no, no. - You been doing squats? 177 00:07:06,724 --> 00:07:09,103 - Not yet, not yet, not yet, don't do that. 178 00:07:09,206 --> 00:07:10,344 Don't do that. - Okay. 179 00:07:10,448 --> 00:07:12,586 - I got a question. - [indistinct mumbling] 180 00:07:12,689 --> 00:07:15,689 - Curtis, let me ask you something. 181 00:07:15,793 --> 00:07:18,413 - You got a question. - What? 182 00:07:18,517 --> 00:07:21,620 - You can't ask the question at the door? 183 00:07:21,724 --> 00:07:24,172 You couldn't call me, text me? 184 00:07:24,275 --> 00:07:25,344 - ELLA: Curtis. 185 00:07:25,448 --> 00:07:28,724 - The e-mail thing. 186 00:07:28,827 --> 00:07:32,206 - What were you dreaming about last night? 187 00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:35,206 - What? - Yes. 188 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:36,482 - What do you mean? 189 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:39,482 - Curtis, you were tossing and you were turning. 190 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:42,413 You turned this way, you turned that way. 191 00:07:42,517 --> 00:07:43,931 - Oh, I was dreaming about Beverly. 192 00:07:44,034 --> 00:07:45,310 - ELLA: No. 193 00:07:45,413 --> 00:07:49,034 Baby, stop, stop, stop, stop. - I mean, she's so active. 194 00:07:49,137 --> 00:07:51,000 - You were talking about Florida, 195 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,758 you were talking about Joanne, 196 00:07:52,862 --> 00:07:57,344 and something about a laundromat. 197 00:07:57,448 --> 00:08:00,448 - Okay, okay, baby. It was nothing. 198 00:08:00,551 --> 00:08:03,586 That's a bad--just crazy dream I had. 199 00:08:03,689 --> 00:08:06,310 Do you know I dreamed we moved to Florida? 200 00:08:06,413 --> 00:08:07,931 And we had a laundromat. 201 00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:11,551 And then you stole some money and the FBI came. 202 00:08:11,655 --> 00:08:14,379 It was just a mess! - ELLA: Yup. 203 00:08:14,482 --> 00:08:16,310 That was a messy dream, Curtis. 204 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:19,000 - Yes, baby. Now go, go, go. 205 00:08:19,103 --> 00:08:20,586 - Baby, you know what? 206 00:08:20,689 --> 00:08:23,344 I am gonna go, stop pushing on me. 207 00:08:23,448 --> 00:08:26,172 - Like this. - Curtis! 208 00:08:26,275 --> 00:08:27,793 Curtis! 209 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:30,827 How does that feel like? 210 00:08:30,931 --> 00:08:32,413 - What if I push you like this? - Curtis! 211 00:08:32,517 --> 00:08:35,689 - [laughing] 212 00:08:35,793 --> 00:08:37,206 Love you, baby. - You up to something. 213 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:38,379 - No, I ain't. - Yes, you are. 214 00:08:38,482 --> 00:08:40,068 - I ain't. 215 00:08:41,586 --> 00:08:44,310 Look at, sitting up so high. 216 00:08:44,413 --> 00:08:46,275 You been doing squats? 217 00:08:46,379 --> 00:08:47,379 - [chuckles] 218 00:08:47,482 --> 00:08:49,517 - [laughing] Don't you tease nobody! 219 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:53,034 I love you! [laughs] 220 00:08:53,137 --> 00:08:54,655 Damn. 221 00:08:55,586 --> 00:08:58,586 Y'all gonna stay in the closet? 222 00:08:58,689 --> 00:09:01,620 - I ain't think she was ever gonna leave. 223 00:09:01,724 --> 00:09:03,655 - You and me both. 224 00:09:05,689 --> 00:09:07,413 What the hell is wrong with you, Calvin? 225 00:09:07,517 --> 00:09:08,965 - Man, I didn't realize how many memories 226 00:09:09,068 --> 00:09:09,965 that closet brought back. 227 00:09:10,068 --> 00:09:11,586 Hey, I can't tell you how many women 228 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:12,793 I used to sneak in that closet-- 229 00:09:12,896 --> 00:09:14,241 - CURTIS: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bruh, 230 00:09:14,344 --> 00:09:16,482 let it go, let it go. 231 00:09:16,586 --> 00:09:18,448 'Cause you ain't never ever, ever, ever 232 00:09:18,551 --> 00:09:20,275 sneaking nobody else in this closet. 233 00:09:20,379 --> 00:09:23,551 You ain't never living here ever again. 234 00:09:23,655 --> 00:09:25,862 - Pops, I have a good job. 235 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:28,586 - I must have been gone a really long time. 236 00:09:28,689 --> 00:09:30,034 - Will you stop it? 237 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,448 - Okay, okay. 238 00:09:31,551 --> 00:09:33,586 - Unc, what do you want us to do? 239 00:09:33,689 --> 00:09:35,827 - You gonna plan the party at your house, right. 240 00:09:35,931 --> 00:09:37,689 - Yes, after I talk to Janine. 241 00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:41,241 - You killing me with that, C.J. 242 00:09:41,344 --> 00:09:42,586 Consulting the woman. 243 00:09:42,689 --> 00:09:45,103 You don't consult your wife! 244 00:09:45,206 --> 00:09:47,620 What kind of man are you? 245 00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:51,448 You a man or you're married? 246 00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:53,827 - On the bright side, Janine does love my mom. 247 00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:56,344 - I know, I know, but I still got to talk to her about it. 248 00:09:56,448 --> 00:09:58,344 - Okay, okay. 249 00:09:58,448 --> 00:09:59,793 This is about Ella. 250 00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:01,551 - What do you want us to do? 251 00:10:01,655 --> 00:10:03,344 - Okay. You're gonna throw the party. 252 00:10:03,448 --> 00:10:06,103 You gonna go plan the party. - And? 253 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:09,551 - And then I want you to just-- just make it happen. Okay? 254 00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:11,413 That's it, just make it happen. 255 00:10:11,517 --> 00:10:13,448 - Wait a minute, what about the money? 256 00:10:14,517 --> 00:10:15,827 - What about it? 257 00:10:18,172 --> 00:10:19,310 Y'all gonna pay for it. 258 00:10:19,413 --> 00:10:21,448 - Wait, what? 259 00:10:21,551 --> 00:10:23,310 - After all we did for you! 260 00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:25,000 - BOTH: [groaning] 261 00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:28,275 - Took in you and your family, in our house, 262 00:10:28,379 --> 00:10:30,448 no charge! 263 00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:33,344 And you, Calvin-- - Pops, will you just stop? 264 00:10:33,448 --> 00:10:38,655 - 22 years of school I paid, Calvin! 265 00:10:38,758 --> 00:10:41,344 Nine months I carried you! 266 00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:43,724 No charge. 267 00:10:43,827 --> 00:10:46,689 - And you still got the baby weight, I see. 268 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,655 - I'm about to punch you. - Okay, okay. 269 00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:53,586 If Janine says yes, we'll do it at the house. 270 00:10:53,689 --> 00:10:56,172 - You ain't gonna let that go, are you? 271 00:10:56,275 --> 00:10:59,310 You just ain't gonna let it go. 272 00:10:59,413 --> 00:11:01,310 - Hey. 273 00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:03,000 - Speaking of little woman. 274 00:11:03,103 --> 00:11:04,379 - Hey. 275 00:11:04,482 --> 00:11:08,068 - Hey, Janine, C.J. needs to talk to you. 276 00:11:08,172 --> 00:11:08,931 - What? 277 00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:10,172 - Yeah, he's throwing a party 278 00:11:10,275 --> 00:11:13,655 at, apparently, your house for your Aunt Ella. 279 00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:16,344 And that's it, that's how it's gonna be, that's it! 280 00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:17,275 - JANINE: Wait, wait, wait, wait-- 281 00:11:17,379 --> 00:11:18,896 - You heard me? 282 00:11:20,517 --> 00:11:21,551 - What? 283 00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:23,965 - Don't pay him no mind. 284 00:11:24,068 --> 00:11:26,517 - Okay, um, I need to talk to you. 285 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:27,758 - Okay. 286 00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:29,241 - Can we talk in the kitchen? - Yeah. 287 00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:32,620 - You can tell him at the kitchen at your house. 288 00:11:32,724 --> 00:11:35,172 And tell her about the party! 289 00:11:35,275 --> 00:11:37,931 - C.J.: Curtis. - Tell her! 290 00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:40,275 - What is it? 291 00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:43,827 - Okay, um, 292 00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:48,827 I found this and these in Jazzy's pocket. 293 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,241 - Well, what is it? 294 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:54,965 - These are weed mints and that is a vape pen. 295 00:11:55,068 --> 00:11:56,689 - She's vaping? 296 00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:58,482 - We gotta talk to her. 297 00:11:58,586 --> 00:12:00,241 - CURTIS: Put your foot down, boy! 298 00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,620 - ♪ 299 00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:09,827 - Y'all talked it over? - Uncle Curtis. 300 00:12:09,931 --> 00:12:11,413 - You're gonna plan the party, right? 301 00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:13,241 - Yes. 302 00:12:13,344 --> 00:12:15,586 - Good. 303 00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:18,000 That's good. Y'all gonna plan the party. 304 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:23,034 - Yeah, I'll be there in a minute. 305 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,689 - So y'all gonna throw the party? 306 00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:29,689 Y'all gonna throw the party. Huh? 307 00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:31,620 You did that thing, didn't you? 308 00:12:31,724 --> 00:12:33,551 Huh, I knew you had it in you. 309 00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:35,413 You did that thing! 310 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:37,034 That's what you do with a woman. 311 00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:40,172 You told that little woman, didn't you? 312 00:12:40,275 --> 00:12:41,793 Huh? - Excuse me? 313 00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:44,793 - Excuse you, what? - He did what? 314 00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:47,448 - Who's that? - Who's the little woman? 315 00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:48,551 - Who said that? 316 00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:51,448 - C.J.? 317 00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:55,000 - I'm on my way. - Okay. 318 00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:56,551 Bye, Janine. 319 00:12:56,655 --> 00:12:58,862 You let her talk to you like that? 320 00:12:58,965 --> 00:13:01,482 - Like what? 321 00:13:01,586 --> 00:13:03,551 Uncle Curtis, stop. 322 00:13:03,655 --> 00:13:06,241 - Okay, so y'all planning the party. 323 00:13:06,344 --> 00:13:08,068 - Pops, we got this. 324 00:13:08,172 --> 00:13:10,793 - Okay, and look, make sure there's lots of flowers. 325 00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:13,965 Flowers, flowers, she like flowers. 326 00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:16,103 - I hear you. - CURTIS: All over the house. 327 00:13:16,206 --> 00:13:19,379 - What else she like, Unc? - She like bibles. 328 00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:20,655 She like bibles. 329 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,241 Psalm, Job, 330 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:27,310 Christopher, Peter's, 331 00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:29,000 Mary... 332 00:13:29,103 --> 00:13:31,482 J. Blige. 333 00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:34,103 Yeah, all of 'em, all the bibles. 334 00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:36,689 All the bibles, all the gender books. 335 00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:38,655 And they're living, they gotta be living. 336 00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:42,758 They gotta be living with King James. 337 00:13:42,862 --> 00:13:45,586 - So, wait, you want us to have a bunch of bibles? 338 00:13:45,689 --> 00:13:48,413 - A bunch of 'em. 339 00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:50,137 - Okay, we got it. 340 00:13:50,241 --> 00:13:51,482 - Alright. 341 00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:54,103 - So, you want bibles, Pops. You gonna be near a bible? 342 00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:57,103 - No, they make me itch. 343 00:13:57,206 --> 00:13:58,655 So maybe you better just get a few of 'em. 344 00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:01,551 - Okay. - Thank you. 345 00:14:01,655 --> 00:14:04,620 I'm humbled. 346 00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:06,689 - Hey, C.J., everything alright? 347 00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:08,206 - Yeah. 348 00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:09,310 - What is it? 349 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:13,724 - Janine found a vape pen and weed mints 350 00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:16,241 in Jasmine's pocket. 351 00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:20,517 - CURTIS: What? What's a "vapenweemin"? 352 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:22,965 - A weed mint and an e-cigarette, Pops. 353 00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:28,137 - Oh, okay. Okay, well, that ain't so bad, is it? 354 00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:30,206 - Pops, do you know what an e-cigarette is? 355 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:32,586 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 356 00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:34,206 Yeah, I know. 357 00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:36,724 - What is it? 358 00:14:36,827 --> 00:14:39,413 - It's an e-mail. 359 00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:41,310 - It's a vape pen. 360 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:42,517 [inhaling] 361 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,586 - What, are you talking about that thing 362 00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:45,344 the kids be smoking? 363 00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:47,103 - Yeah, that be making 'em sick. 364 00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:49,137 - Oh, oh, no, no. 365 00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:50,137 She can't do that. 366 00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:51,827 - Yes, and I gotta go talk to her. 367 00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:53,517 - Right, of course you do... 368 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:57,896 as you're planning the party. 369 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,482 - Uncle Curtis, are you serious? 370 00:14:59,586 --> 00:15:00,620 - This is serious, man. 371 00:15:00,724 --> 00:15:02,896 - Yes, it is very serious. - Yes! 372 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,413 That party's very important to your auntie. 373 00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:07,793 - You know what? Uncle Curtis, I can't do this with you. 374 00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:09,241 I gotta go take care of my daughter. 375 00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:10,344 - Do that. 376 00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:12,448 You go take care of her and don't forget 377 00:15:12,551 --> 00:15:16,241 to pick up the cake and don't forget to get the--uh, 378 00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:19,931 uh, uh, the flowers, lot of flowers. 379 00:15:20,034 --> 00:15:24,482 And this gonna be a beautiful anniversary. 380 00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:25,379 - Birthday. - Birthday. 381 00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:27,896 - Yes. 382 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,206 And don't forget the Lebron James bible. 383 00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:31,413 - Pops, we got it. 384 00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:34,137 - CURTIS: Oh, and she loves-- 385 00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:35,103 - What? 386 00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:36,758 - Choirs. 387 00:15:36,862 --> 00:15:38,241 - Chill out, we got it. 388 00:15:38,344 --> 00:15:39,275 - CURTIS: Okay. 389 00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:41,793 Thank you, thank you. 390 00:15:41,896 --> 00:15:43,275 Love you, mean it. 391 00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:45,482 Love you, mean it. 392 00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:47,758 And it gotta be a big choir. 393 00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:51,137 She like--[stammering-- SATB. SATB. 394 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,448 - Where we gonna put a choir? 395 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:55,206 - That's for you to figure out, you planning it! 396 00:15:56,413 --> 00:16:01,206 - ♪ 397 00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:03,758 - Hey. - Hey. 398 00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,344 - Is she back yet? - No. 399 00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:07,413 - You gonna call her? 400 00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:09,551 - I don't want her to know I found it. 401 00:16:09,655 --> 00:16:11,034 - This is not good. 402 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,724 - I can't help but feel guilty. 403 00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:14,965 - What? Why? 404 00:16:15,068 --> 00:16:16,965 - You know, with my history. 405 00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:20,482 - Baby girl, this ain't got nothing to do with you. 406 00:16:20,586 --> 00:16:22,758 - You sure? - Yeah. 407 00:16:22,862 --> 00:16:25,034 Look, that was a long time ago, 408 00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:27,551 and you've been clean for years. - Yeah. 409 00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:30,862 But, baby, this isn't, this isn't a cigarette? 410 00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:33,172 This--this is marijuana. 411 00:16:33,275 --> 00:16:34,310 - What you mean? 412 00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:36,655 - They smoke marijuana in these things. 413 00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:38,517 - No, no, she wouldn't do that. 414 00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:40,344 - Are you sure? 415 00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:42,862 - Yeah, we taught her better than that. 416 00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:45,000 - You're right. You're right. 417 00:16:45,103 --> 00:16:47,068 Well, we'll just wait for her to get home 418 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,413 and we'll talk about it. Right? 419 00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:49,724 - Right. - Yeah. 420 00:16:49,827 --> 00:16:50,793 - Yeah. So that, you know, 421 00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:51,931 you're not stressing out about it. 422 00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:53,344 - Right. - Yeah. 423 00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:56,689 - Okay, can we--uh, to get our minds off of it, 424 00:16:56,793 --> 00:16:59,586 can we talk about Aunt Ella's party? 425 00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:00,655 - Good idea. - Right. 426 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,586 - Yeah. 427 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,172 - So... 428 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,620 - Okay. 429 00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:08,965 - Uncle Curtis... 430 00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:11,241 - This was his idea? 431 00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:12,551 - Yeah. 432 00:17:12,655 --> 00:17:14,862 - But he always forgets Aunt Ella's birthday. 433 00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:17,586 Every, every-- - I know. 434 00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:19,103 But he remembered this time. 435 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,689 - Okay. So what does he want us to do? 436 00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:22,310 - He wants us to plan it. 437 00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:23,931 - Well, that's actually probably for the best 438 00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:27,620 'cause he would just take her out for fast food. 439 00:17:27,724 --> 00:17:29,482 - [knocking] 440 00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:30,793 - Come in! 441 00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:32,827 - Mim, mim, mim, mim. 442 00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:34,896 Hootie hoo, hootie hoo. 443 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,034 - Hey. - Hi. [chuckling] 444 00:17:38,137 --> 00:17:40,413 - What are you doing here? 445 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,344 - I wanna talk to you. 446 00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:43,965 - Oh, okay. 447 00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:45,896 - You know my birthday's coming up. 448 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000 - Uh-huh, yeah. 449 00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:50,896 - And Curtis never remembers. 450 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,310 Always forgets. 451 00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:54,586 - Does he? 452 00:17:56,172 --> 00:18:00,655 - Stop it. You know he forgets. 453 00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:02,137 So... 454 00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:04,275 - So, how can we help you? 455 00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:09,655 - I have decided to throw myself a surprise party. 456 00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:13,000 [laughing] 457 00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:15,758 I'm gonna surprise myself! 458 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,241 - You are? - What? 459 00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:20,517 So, how is that a surprise? 460 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:21,862 - Don't worry about it. 461 00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:25,758 Listen, I am gonna do this, and I want you to help me. 462 00:18:25,862 --> 00:18:27,137 - Alright. - Yeah. 463 00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:29,068 - Yeah, good. - Okay, sure. 464 00:18:29,172 --> 00:18:33,551 - Yes. Not you. 465 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,448 I was talking about Janine. 466 00:18:35,551 --> 00:18:37,586 I'm sorry, baby. 467 00:18:37,689 --> 00:18:38,758 What? I'm sorry, baby. 468 00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:42,586 You just don't have good taste. 469 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,241 - Aunt Ella, come on. 470 00:18:44,344 --> 00:18:47,896 - Okay, so I want flowers. - Yeah. 471 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,655 - Lots and lots of flowers. 472 00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:50,965 - Lots of flowers. 473 00:18:51,068 --> 00:18:56,620 And I kind of want a bible theme. You know? 474 00:18:56,724 --> 00:18:58,103 - Never seen that before. 475 00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,620 - You don't have to dress up like the characters 476 00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:04,379 in the bible but I just want different bibles 477 00:19:04,482 --> 00:19:06,689 on every table. 478 00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:09,310 And flowers coming out of them. 479 00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:10,793 - [laughing] 480 00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:12,275 Right, okay. 481 00:19:12,379 --> 00:19:14,103 - So I want bibles on the tables-- 482 00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:18,103 - Every one of them with the flowers or-- 483 00:19:18,206 --> 00:19:23,344 - What--uh, what--what is that? 484 00:19:23,448 --> 00:19:24,413 Whose is that? 485 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:28,172 - Oh, Ms. Ella-- - Janine, you-- 486 00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:32,034 Baby, you really should not be smoking that. 487 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:34,379 - I'm not! 488 00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:39,241 - Okay, well, then who is it for? 489 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:42,379 - Ms. Ella, it-- - No, no, no, no, no, C.J. 490 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,517 C.J., I know you are not smoking this! 491 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,517 - It's not mine. 492 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,931 - Well, whose is it? 493 00:19:49,034 --> 00:19:50,103 - Ms. Ella... 494 00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:52,275 - No, this is dangerous. 495 00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:54,931 You know how many kids at that help center 496 00:19:55,034 --> 00:19:56,655 are addicted to these things? 497 00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:58,068 It's not healthy. 498 00:19:58,172 --> 00:19:59,413 - It's not ours. 499 00:19:59,517 --> 00:20:02,724 - Okay, y'all need to throw this out. 500 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,586 - It's not ours. 501 00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:07,827 - It's not yours to throw out? Whose is it? 502 00:20:07,931 --> 00:20:11,068 - It's Jasmine's! It's Jasmine's. 503 00:20:11,172 --> 00:20:14,448 - What? Little Jasmine? 504 00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:15,655 - JANINE: Yeah. 505 00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:18,034 She's not so little anymore. 506 00:20:18,137 --> 00:20:20,344 - It has been a long time. [chuckling] 507 00:20:20,448 --> 00:20:22,068 - So we're--we're gonna talk to her about it 508 00:20:22,172 --> 00:20:23,103 when she gets home. 509 00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:26,172 - You better talk to her now. 510 00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:28,586 There are children dying from this thing. 511 00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:29,758 - I know. 512 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,068 - ♪ 513 00:20:35,931 --> 00:20:38,758 - Oh Lord. 514 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,517 I mean, they have all kinds. 515 00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:45,103 And this is--see, that's not nicotine. 516 00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:47,965 This is marijuana. 517 00:20:48,068 --> 00:20:49,448 - How do you know that? 518 00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:53,965 - Let's just say I know. 519 00:20:55,655 --> 00:21:00,000 I work with all those kids at the help center, I know. 520 00:21:29,275 --> 00:21:31,689 - ♪ 521 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,586 - ♪ 36139

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