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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,655 --> 00:00:04,172 - I'm sorry that I asked for the divorce. 2 00:00:04,275 --> 00:00:06,206 I wanted more, and I didn't realize 3 00:00:06,310 --> 00:00:07,655 that it was right in front of me. 4 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:08,724 - CALVIN: Well, we're through. 5 00:00:08,827 --> 00:00:10,482 - Bam! - You know Curtis cheats. 6 00:00:10,586 --> 00:00:12,068 - So I win. - We be watching him. 7 00:00:12,172 --> 00:00:13,689 - No, you don't. - Dropping cards 8 00:00:13,793 --> 00:00:14,758 on the floor and whatnot. 9 00:00:14,862 --> 00:00:16,413 - We all saw you. - Right. 10 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,931 - I said a lot of things to Laura that I shouldn't have. 11 00:00:19,034 --> 00:00:21,137 - You just gotta deal with it. - MIRANDA: He won't talk to me. 12 00:00:21,241 --> 00:00:22,862 - You a hater. - You're a cheater. 13 00:00:22,965 --> 00:00:24,206 - Get your son. - He's telling the truth. 14 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:26,068 - ELLA: You're a grown woman. He's a grown man. 15 00:00:26,172 --> 00:00:29,034 Go talk to him, and tell him how you really feel. 16 00:00:29,137 --> 00:00:31,344 - I--um... 17 00:00:33,517 --> 00:00:35,103 - Aw, look at the little-- - [knocking at door] 18 00:00:35,206 --> 00:00:38,068 - Who is it?! - MIRANDA: It's Miranda! 19 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:41,931 - Oh, Lord! Where you going? Baby? 20 00:00:42,034 --> 00:00:43,724 - What? - Don't open the door. 21 00:00:43,827 --> 00:00:45,620 - Curtis. - Baby, you really gonna 22 00:00:45,724 --> 00:00:48,310 let her in here? - Yes. 23 00:00:48,413 --> 00:00:51,413 - Ella, this is our time, okay? 24 00:00:51,517 --> 00:00:53,931 - Cur-- - We watchin' the movie. 25 00:00:54,034 --> 00:00:57,862 And you gon' love it. - You know what? 26 00:00:57,965 --> 00:01:02,068 You know what, Curtis? Coming! Curtis, you know what? Baby-- 27 00:01:02,172 --> 00:01:05,896 - What? Ella! - You are really getting bad. 28 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,172 - Getting? - Yes. 29 00:01:09,275 --> 00:01:12,034 You've always been grouchy. Now, that, you've always been. 30 00:01:12,137 --> 00:01:13,275 - Ella-- - But something is going on 31 00:01:13,379 --> 00:01:14,724 with you, baby, it really is. 32 00:01:14,827 --> 00:01:17,344 - Ain't nothing going on with me, I am not grouchy. 33 00:01:17,448 --> 00:01:18,448 I'm offended. 34 00:01:19,724 --> 00:01:23,310 - Alright, maybe you should just start working out. 35 00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:26,620 - What? - Yes. Now move. 36 00:01:26,724 --> 00:01:29,103 - But--baby, I can't move. 37 00:01:29,206 --> 00:01:30,379 - Curtis. - I can't--I can move my arm. 38 00:01:30,482 --> 00:01:32,137 - Curtis. - I can move my arm. 39 00:01:32,241 --> 00:01:33,931 - [sarcastic laugh] Curtis, please? 40 00:01:34,034 --> 00:01:35,551 - Baby. What are you talking about? 41 00:01:35,655 --> 00:01:37,344 - ELLA: You know what? - I don't need to work out. 42 00:01:37,448 --> 00:01:39,172 I work out in the bedroom. 43 00:01:39,275 --> 00:01:42,000 - ELLA: You know, Curtis-- You work out in the-- 44 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:44,448 That is so lame. 45 00:01:44,551 --> 00:01:46,103 - [door rattling] - Don't you come in here, girl! 46 00:01:47,689 --> 00:01:48,965 Yeah, she gone. 47 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,241 - Curtis, I am opening that door. 48 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:53,172 - Baby, I don't want you to open the door. 49 00:01:53,275 --> 00:01:54,896 - [groans] - Okay? 50 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,137 - You know what? 51 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,551 I really want you to move out of my way. 52 00:01:58,655 --> 00:02:00,103 - But-- - Curtis! 53 00:02:00,206 --> 00:02:03,241 - Look at me, baby. - I'm looking. 54 00:02:03,344 --> 00:02:05,310 - No, I need you to look at all of it. 55 00:02:07,241 --> 00:02:10,034 - I'm looking at all of it. 56 00:02:10,137 --> 00:02:12,172 - Do you see the sexy, Ella? 57 00:02:13,862 --> 00:02:16,034 - Is that what you call it? 58 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:18,034 - Don't hate on it. - No, I'm looking at it. 59 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:22,000 - Okay? - Now, move. And I mean it. 60 00:02:22,103 --> 00:02:24,034 - [sighs] E--Ella. - Move. 61 00:02:24,137 --> 00:02:26,758 - Go away! - I'm coming! 62 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,310 - Ella, if you open that door, 63 00:02:29,413 --> 00:02:30,931 you'll never be with this sexy again. 64 00:02:31,034 --> 00:02:34,344 - [laughs] Well, let me hurry, hurry up. 65 00:02:34,448 --> 00:02:36,482 - Oh, she running. She running. - Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, 66 00:02:36,586 --> 00:02:38,448 and open this door. - You running to the door? 67 00:02:38,551 --> 00:02:41,689 That hurt, Ella. That hurts. 68 00:02:41,793 --> 00:02:43,620 - Hello. - Hi. [coughs] 69 00:02:43,724 --> 00:02:45,793 - Um, did I catch you guys at a bad time? 70 00:02:45,896 --> 00:02:47,137 - Yes. 71 00:02:48,137 --> 00:02:49,758 - No, come on in. 72 00:02:49,862 --> 00:03:02,827 - ♪ 73 00:03:05,655 --> 00:03:14,137 ♪♪ 74 00:03:14,241 --> 00:03:17,758 - You feel it? 'Cause you are. 75 00:03:17,862 --> 00:03:20,241 - [laughs] Don't mind him. 76 00:03:20,344 --> 00:03:23,137 - I just--I just didn't know where else to go. 77 00:03:23,241 --> 00:03:25,896 - Baby, you know that's not true. 78 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,068 - Curtis. - Don't you look at me 79 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:28,965 like that, that's not true. 80 00:03:29,068 --> 00:03:31,586 She always find her way over here. 81 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:34,586 - Okay, you are getting out of here. 82 00:03:34,689 --> 00:03:37,068 - I will gladly go to the bedroom, Ella. 83 00:03:37,965 --> 00:03:39,275 Gladly. - Thank you. 84 00:03:39,379 --> 00:03:42,551 - And I'm gonna lock the door when I get back there. 85 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:45,448 - Go on, Curtis, lock it. 86 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:47,448 - And that means you gon' be sleeping out here, 87 00:03:47,551 --> 00:03:49,137 how about that? 88 00:03:49,241 --> 00:03:50,620 You stay out here, Ella. - You do that. 89 00:03:50,724 --> 00:03:53,896 You stay on the couch this time. - You do that. 90 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,931 - I will. - And when I get in there, 91 00:03:59,034 --> 00:04:01,862 I'm gon' choke the holes on your CPAP. 92 00:04:03,275 --> 00:04:05,517 [imitates choking] 93 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,655 - Don't you dare threaten my breathing, Ella. 94 00:04:08,758 --> 00:04:10,241 You don't threaten my breathing, Ella. 95 00:04:10,344 --> 00:04:12,827 - ELLA: Then get out of here, Curtis. 96 00:04:12,931 --> 00:04:15,275 - CURTIS: I will. 97 00:04:15,379 --> 00:04:20,034 - How are you? - [sighs] I'm okay. 98 00:04:20,137 --> 00:04:24,620 - What is it? - I saw Calvin kissing Laura. 99 00:04:24,724 --> 00:04:28,758 - You did? Ooh. - MIRANDA: I know, I know. 100 00:04:28,862 --> 00:04:30,931 Don't do that, don't do that, don't do that. 101 00:04:31,034 --> 00:04:33,379 But it's okay! [broken sigh] 102 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:35,344 I just--I just-- I finally get it. 103 00:04:35,448 --> 00:04:38,310 I just--I just have to move on. - Really? 104 00:04:38,413 --> 00:04:40,172 - Yes. Yes. - Okay, well if-- 105 00:04:40,275 --> 00:04:42,827 if that works for you, ooh. 106 00:04:42,931 --> 00:04:46,448 - Oh, it did. - ELLA: Okay. 107 00:04:46,551 --> 00:04:49,862 - I am going on a date tonight. 108 00:04:49,965 --> 00:04:52,344 - Good. Oh, that's good, uh... - MIRANDA: Yes. 109 00:04:52,448 --> 00:04:55,517 - Okay, so do you need me to...watch the baby? 110 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:59,206 - No. No, no, no, no, he is at my aunt's house-- 111 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:00,689 - But, uh, you know I would, I wouldn't mind. 112 00:05:00,793 --> 00:05:03,034 - And thank you, however, I did ask him 113 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:05,413 to pick me up from here, because I don't-- 114 00:05:05,517 --> 00:05:07,310 I don't want him to know where I live. 115 00:05:07,413 --> 00:05:10,000 - I don't think that's the best idea. 116 00:05:10,103 --> 00:05:12,137 - Well-- - No, no, no, no, can't you 117 00:05:12,241 --> 00:05:15,103 just meet him there? - Well, he insisted 118 00:05:15,206 --> 00:05:17,482 on picking me up, so-- 119 00:05:17,586 --> 00:05:19,413 - You're trying to make Calvin jealous. 120 00:05:19,517 --> 00:05:22,482 - What? No! - Oh, yes. 121 00:05:22,586 --> 00:05:26,034 Inviting him here so that I can see him, 122 00:05:26,137 --> 00:05:31,344 and so that Curtis can see him, and then...we'll tell Calvin. 123 00:05:31,448 --> 00:05:34,448 - You know, I didn't even think about that. 124 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:37,517 - Who you think you talking to? 125 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:39,379 - I'm talking to you, Ms. Ella. 126 00:05:41,724 --> 00:05:45,413 But okay, if you don't want him to meet me here, that's fine. 127 00:05:45,517 --> 00:05:46,931 - ELLA: I don't. - I will call him back 128 00:05:47,034 --> 00:05:49,206 and tell him that I will meet him at the restaurant. 129 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:51,620 - I think that's what you should do. 130 00:05:51,724 --> 00:05:56,068 - I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking. - Sure you were. 131 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:58,655 - Ms. Ella, come on now, I really--I wasn't. 132 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:04,344 - Okay. Baby, listen. I am a woman, okay? 133 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:07,344 So, I see what you're up to. 134 00:06:08,793 --> 00:06:12,206 But no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. 135 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:15,482 You just meet him there. 136 00:06:15,586 --> 00:06:18,137 - Okay. - Hmm. Okay. 137 00:06:18,241 --> 00:06:23,862 - But, um...okay. What if he's, um... 138 00:06:23,965 --> 00:06:26,000 but what if he's crazy? 139 00:06:26,103 --> 00:06:29,310 - Well--[grunts]-- then you certainly should not 140 00:06:29,413 --> 00:06:31,103 let him come over here. 141 00:06:31,206 --> 00:06:34,551 We don't want him to know where we live. 142 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:38,517 - Ms. Ella, listen, you really have to be careful nowadays. 143 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:39,827 - Okay, stop right there. - MIRANDA: What? 144 00:06:39,931 --> 00:06:41,620 - What are you talking about? - I mean, because dating 145 00:06:41,724 --> 00:06:44,827 isn't like it was back in your day. 146 00:06:44,931 --> 00:06:48,793 - [chuckles] Oh, and how was it in my day? 147 00:06:48,896 --> 00:06:50,689 - They came to the door and asked your father 148 00:06:50,793 --> 00:06:54,551 if they could take you to the social. 149 00:06:54,655 --> 00:06:57,896 - What are you talking about? - You know how it is, come on. 150 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,965 - How long ago do you think I was dating? In the 1800s? 151 00:07:03,068 --> 00:07:04,241 - Ms. Ella. - ELLA: [scoffs] 152 00:07:04,344 --> 00:07:08,827 - I didn't mean to offend you. - Good. But you did. 153 00:07:08,931 --> 00:07:11,862 - Sorry. - ELLA: No, no, no. You did. 154 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,758 - I'm sorry. - Okay. 155 00:07:13,862 --> 00:07:16,413 Alright, I'm just saying. - Okay, listen. 156 00:07:16,517 --> 00:07:21,724 Here, take this, this is his name right here. 157 00:07:21,827 --> 00:07:24,965 This is his phone number, okay? - Okay. 158 00:07:25,068 --> 00:07:29,620 - Okay, make sure everyone knows that I'm safe, 159 00:07:29,724 --> 00:07:31,724 and this is where I am, just--just in case, 160 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,655 but if something does happen, you need to know 161 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,689 where to start looking. - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 162 00:07:36,793 --> 00:07:38,896 - Hmm? - Are you worried about that? 163 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,689 - No, no, no, no. - You're not worried about that? 164 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:41,896 - No, no, no. 165 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,551 - What are you talking about? - It'll be fine. 166 00:07:46,655 --> 00:07:50,586 I just wanna make sure that someone knows where I am, okay? 167 00:07:50,689 --> 00:07:53,103 - Alright, so, call me when it's over. 168 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,827 - Yes, ma'am! - You got my number. 169 00:07:54,931 --> 00:07:57,344 - Yes. - [laughs] And I got yours. 170 00:07:57,448 --> 00:07:58,931 - Right. [laughs] - ELLA: I got your number. 171 00:07:59,034 --> 00:08:03,586 - I'll send you a picture too. - Ooh. You do that. 172 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:09,275 No, Ms. Missy. Now, who is this? 173 00:08:09,379 --> 00:08:15,241 Lawson Rex. Mm-mm. [laughs] No, ma'am. 174 00:08:15,344 --> 00:08:17,655 Just call me when you're home. 175 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,931 No, no, no, no, no. [chuckles] 176 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:25,689 - Is she gone? - Yes. 177 00:08:25,793 --> 00:08:27,965 And I'm locking this door. 178 00:08:29,482 --> 00:08:31,862 - You never should've unlocked it. 179 00:08:31,965 --> 00:08:33,689 We didn't have to go back and forth. 180 00:08:33,793 --> 00:08:35,724 - You know what, baby? - CURTIS: Oh, you wanna argue. 181 00:08:35,827 --> 00:08:39,482 - That was strange. - That's 'cause she's strange. 182 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,344 - Miranda is supposed to be going out 183 00:08:41,448 --> 00:08:43,655 on a date with somebody. - Hmm. 184 00:08:43,758 --> 00:08:48,172 - And she wanted him to pick her up from here. 185 00:08:48,275 --> 00:08:49,827 - What? - Yes. 186 00:08:49,931 --> 00:08:52,000 - We ain't doing that! - I told her that. 187 00:08:52,103 --> 00:08:54,241 - Ain't nobody doing that, Ella. - I told her-- 188 00:08:54,344 --> 00:08:58,379 - And I mean that, Ella! I mean it. 189 00:08:58,482 --> 00:09:01,344 - Okay, did you hear me? I said I told her that. 190 00:09:01,448 --> 00:09:03,206 - You let anybody come in here, Ella. 191 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,448 - Well, Curtis, yeah, but I-- - If he needs to pick her up, 192 00:09:05,551 --> 00:09:07,103 he is going to her house to pick her up. 193 00:09:07,206 --> 00:09:10,655 - I told her that, but she didn't want him to know 194 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:13,931 where she lives, so that's why she wanted him to pick her up 195 00:09:14,034 --> 00:09:15,137 from over here. 196 00:09:15,241 --> 00:09:18,413 - What the hell wrong with him? He a crackhead? 197 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:21,758 - She gave me his number. Lawson Rex. 198 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,275 But, baby, you should've heard her. 199 00:09:23,379 --> 00:09:27,482 "Ms. Ella, my shoulder needs love too." 200 00:09:27,586 --> 00:09:30,655 Lawson Rex gonna give her shoulder some love too, 201 00:09:30,758 --> 00:09:32,724 so she had her hair off of her shoulder-- 202 00:09:32,827 --> 00:09:34,931 - Lawson Rex?! - Right, Lawson Rex. 203 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:38,586 - [yells] Wooh. Wooh. 204 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,517 This Lawson Rex! 205 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,344 - Okay, you know him? 206 00:09:43,448 --> 00:09:45,896 - Yes, baby, I know him. Where's she going? 207 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,689 Where--where did--baby, where did that sweet little angel go? 208 00:09:48,793 --> 00:09:51,655 Miranda! - Sweet little a-- 209 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,586 - Ran-Ran? Ran-Ran? 210 00:09:54,689 --> 00:09:57,862 - Curtis. She is gone. 211 00:09:59,137 --> 00:10:00,172 Who is he? 212 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:04,931 - He Lawson Rex, Ella. - That's what I said. I just-- 213 00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:07,344 - He the quarterback for the Washington Sharks! 214 00:10:07,448 --> 00:10:09,172 How do you not know who Lawson Rex is?! 215 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,517 - Really? - Call her up, tell her 216 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:13,275 to come on back here with him. 217 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:17,206 I don't know why you ain't let her bring him in here. 218 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:18,965 It's Lawson Rex. 219 00:10:20,551 --> 00:10:22,448 Just call her back and tell her-- 220 00:10:22,551 --> 00:10:24,103 let her come on in. Tell her to bring him. 221 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,827 - I'm not calling. - You make him something to eat, 222 00:10:25,931 --> 00:10:27,482 make him some pot roast or something. 223 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:30,379 - You call her. - I don't have her number, baby. 224 00:10:30,482 --> 00:10:33,275 - Well, then she ain't coming. 225 00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:34,793 - You're lowdown, Ella. 226 00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:40,206 - CJ! 227 00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:42,793 CJ! - Uncle Curtis! 228 00:10:42,896 --> 00:10:44,241 - What? 229 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,206 - Lisa. She's upstairs sleeping. 230 00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:48,344 - Who the hell is Lisa? 231 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:52,068 - My girlfriend. - Nobody care about her. 232 00:10:52,172 --> 00:10:54,275 CJ! - Uncle Curtis, please! 233 00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:56,862 Wha--what--what's going on? 234 00:10:56,965 --> 00:10:58,758 - I need to talk to your daddy, okay? 235 00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:01,034 - Okay, that's fine, but can you just use your inside voice? 236 00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:02,034 Lower it down a little bit. 237 00:11:02,137 --> 00:11:04,103 - Well, how else is he gon' hear me? 238 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:06,965 - You got a cell phone in your hand, why don't you use it? 239 00:11:07,068 --> 00:11:11,103 - I'm not wasting my data on that, I'm here. 240 00:11:11,206 --> 00:11:12,758 What's better than being there? 241 00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,586 CJ! - Uncle Curtis, please. 242 00:11:16,689 --> 00:11:18,689 - You don't get out here, you dead! 243 00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:24,344 - Yeah? - CURTIS: Hey, nephew. 244 00:11:24,448 --> 00:11:26,827 - What's the matter? - How you feeling? 245 00:11:26,931 --> 00:11:29,448 I need to talk to you. - Well, what's going on? 246 00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:32,310 - You got Randa's number? - No, Janine does. 247 00:11:32,413 --> 00:11:34,310 - Janine got it. Where's Janine? Janine! 248 00:11:34,413 --> 00:11:36,448 - Uncle Curtis, she's not here. 249 00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:39,862 - Why is she never here? - Uncle, what's going on? 250 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:44,965 - Guess who she out with. Lawson Rex! 251 00:11:45,068 --> 00:11:48,655 - The quarterback? - You heard me say it. 252 00:11:48,758 --> 00:11:51,206 Yeah, and I need to welcome him to the family. 253 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:53,275 - No. No, you are not doing that. 254 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,931 - Why? - You don't remember 255 00:11:55,034 --> 00:11:56,310 when the kids was little and Janine 256 00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:58,000 was going out with that football player? 257 00:11:58,103 --> 00:12:00,758 - Yeah, I remember, she should've married him. 258 00:12:00,862 --> 00:12:03,827 - Really, Uncle? - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 259 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,655 Mom was seeing somebody else while you two were married? 260 00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:08,827 - We were divorced. - Wait. 261 00:12:08,931 --> 00:12:10,689 Y'all have never been divorced. 262 00:12:10,793 --> 00:12:14,172 - Malik, son, you shouldn't pay so close attention 263 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,793 to everything. 264 00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:17,793 - Hey, am I not a part of this family? 265 00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:21,241 - Well... - You're part of something. 266 00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:23,724 - Times two. - [laughing] 267 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,689 - Right. - That's what we're doing? 268 00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:29,379 - Oh, that's what we doing. - Anyway. 269 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,310 I need to call Miranda, okay? 270 00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:32,862 - Why do you need to call her? 271 00:12:32,965 --> 00:12:35,310 - Because I need to invite her boyfriend back-- 272 00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:37,724 back to cook--Ella gonna cook for him, we gon' throw 273 00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:40,000 a whole hurrah, we gon' do a whole thing for him. 274 00:12:40,103 --> 00:12:42,965 - No, no. That is the exact same thing you did to me. 275 00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:44,758 - Well... 276 00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:47,586 - No, that's gonna make Calvin mad. 277 00:12:47,689 --> 00:12:49,448 He's not gonna like that. 278 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,758 - Don't nobody care about Calvin?! 279 00:12:51,862 --> 00:12:54,137 - You should. - Why should I? 280 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,862 - That's your son. - Hmm. 281 00:12:55,965 --> 00:12:57,379 That's not gonna make him care. 282 00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:59,000 Look how the man treats his wife. 283 00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:03,896 - I treat my wife like a queen. 284 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,620 - [scoffs] Yeah, the queen of cooking and cleaning. 285 00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:10,000 - And she gets to come home to all this. 286 00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:12,000 - You know, you really are a caveman. 287 00:13:12,103 --> 00:13:15,000 - Don't you dare. - Yeah, don't do that. 288 00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:17,586 'Cause caveman ain't ever been that bad. 289 00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:20,068 - Yeah. You know, you right. 290 00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:21,793 That'd be insulting to them, huh? 291 00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:24,413 - Right, don't you know it. 292 00:13:24,517 --> 00:13:28,482 - Are y'all just--okay, look, I need to find Miranda. 293 00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:31,172 - Hey, hey, look, that's not a good idea. 294 00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:33,793 If she wants you to meet him, she'll have him come over. 295 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,758 - But I'm gonna help her out. - Oh, yeah, 296 00:13:35,862 --> 00:13:37,586 and how you plan on doing that? 297 00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:42,413 - By offering my extensive knowledge of football. 298 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:45,482 - Man, please, you just want tickets to the big games. 299 00:13:45,586 --> 00:13:50,931 - I want tickets to all of 'em. You heard me? All the games. 300 00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:54,344 - Look, go home, let her have a good time. 301 00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:58,413 - What if she screw it up? CJ-- - Goodbye, Unc, come on. 302 00:13:58,517 --> 00:14:00,517 - You can't call Janine and just get the number, man? 303 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:03,586 - Come on, Unc, let's go home. 304 00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:06,862 - [groans] Boy, y'all so lowdown, 305 00:14:06,965 --> 00:14:09,586 I don't know where you and your auntie get that at. 306 00:14:09,689 --> 00:14:11,724 When did y'all become like that? 307 00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:13,931 Y'all just don't want a brother to come up at all. 308 00:14:14,034 --> 00:14:17,551 - At the expense of your son? - "At the"-- 309 00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:19,689 Don't act like you wouldn't sacrifice Malik. 310 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,103 - I would never. 311 00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:24,689 - You never told him? - CJ: Huh? 312 00:14:24,793 --> 00:14:26,689 - Boy, y'all need--y'all got a lot of conversations 313 00:14:26,793 --> 00:14:29,137 y'all need to have. Do you know how close you were-- 314 00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:31,000 - Ah! Goodbye, Uncle. - --to being flushed-- 315 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:35,000 - Goodbye! - Okay. Alright. Okay. 316 00:14:37,103 --> 00:14:38,344 - Goodbye. 317 00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:41,482 [scoffs] - What was he talking about? 318 00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:46,172 - You know your uncle crazy. - Yeah, but--but dad, uh... 319 00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:47,965 - He ain't talkin' bout nothing. - You sure? 320 00:14:48,068 --> 00:14:50,000 You ain't got nothing to tell me? 321 00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:51,000 - Love you, son. 322 00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:53,931 - ♪ 323 00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:58,379 - Now give me the doggone number, Calvin. 324 00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:01,241 - Curtis. - Yeah, okay, fine. 325 00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:06,241 - What are you doing? - Calling Calvin. 326 00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:09,931 - About what? 327 00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:13,758 - Baby, I'm trying to get Miranda's number. 328 00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:15,862 - Curtis! - Well, I was just going-- 329 00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:18,206 - Uh-uh, uh-uh, no, no, no. Did you tell him 330 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:21,517 that Miranda was out on a date? - Why would I do that, Ella? 331 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,068 - ELLA: Good. - No, I didn't. 332 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:26,206 - Good, good, good, 'cause that's what she wants us to do. 333 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:29,413 - CURTIS: I know that, baby. - [laughs] 334 00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:32,896 Okay, Curtis. Curtis. 335 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,206 Did he get suspicious as to why you were asking? 336 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,034 - Baby, I don't know. 337 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:42,965 - Look, leave this alone. Just leave it alone. 338 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:47,310 - I could get free jerseys, Ella. Free. And free tickets. 339 00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:51,000 - Curtis, that is not your business. 340 00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:53,758 - Okay, fine. - Curtis, it just ain't right 341 00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:55,689 at all. - I said okay, okay! 342 00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:57,620 - Okay, well, I want you to hear me. 343 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,275 I gotta keep telling you, it ain't right. 344 00:16:00,379 --> 00:16:02,482 - Well, I know one thing: I hope she don't blow it. 345 00:16:04,344 --> 00:16:06,103 - Go to bed, baby. - I'm not going to bed, 346 00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:09,310 I'mma wait up, since her auntie brought the baby over here, 347 00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:11,068 I'm just gonna wait 'til she get here. 348 00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:14,448 - Alright, well, then, just be quiet, how about that? 349 00:16:14,551 --> 00:16:16,758 - [knocking on door] - I don't even wanna watch TV. 350 00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,551 - That's her. Curtis, that's her. 351 00:16:18,655 --> 00:16:22,103 - Oh, let's go! Oh, is--is that Ran-Ran? Is that Ran-Ran? 352 00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:23,344 - Curtis, don't do that? - What? 353 00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:24,896 - ELLA: Ain't no Ran-Ran-- - Just open the door. 354 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Act natural. - You act natural. 355 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:33,758 - Hi. - Hi, come on in, come on in. 356 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,862 Back so soon? - Yeah. 357 00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:39,068 - Is that Ran-Ran? Hey, Ran-Ran. 358 00:16:40,793 --> 00:16:42,517 Ran-Ran, Ran-Ran. 359 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:44,827 Ran-Ran, Ran-Ran, Ran-Ran. 360 00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:46,586 - ELLA: Curtis. - Come on, sit down, girl. 361 00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:48,103 Sit down, rest your feet, girl? 362 00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,206 Girl, them some pretty shoes. 363 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,172 Everybody can't wear shoes like that. 364 00:16:53,275 --> 00:16:56,034 These some pretty shoes. Gotta have lotion on your feet 365 00:16:56,137 --> 00:17:00,689 when you wear shoes like that. [chuckles] Pretty. 366 00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:03,724 So, what do you mean, it didn't work out? 367 00:17:03,827 --> 00:17:09,517 - He was just really mean. - And what's wrong with that? 368 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:10,896 - Mr. Curtis. - Hmm? 369 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,275 - What are you talking about? - Baby, he's rich. 370 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:19,862 - Mr. Curtis. - And he's a football player. 371 00:17:19,965 --> 00:17:23,000 - Curtis! - Ella, she's blowing it. 372 00:17:25,137 --> 00:17:27,310 - Would you stop it? - [stammers] 373 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,896 - Leave the room, leave the room. 374 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,068 Yap-yap-yap-yap. - Fine. 375 00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:34,241 [scoffs] Fine. What's his number? 376 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,965 - What?! - What's his number? 377 00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:37,724 - Curtis! - Well, you know what? 378 00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:40,862 You're always ruining my dream, Ella. 379 00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:42,103 I'm about tired of that. 380 00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:44,551 - [chuckles] Baby, you always ruin my dreams. 381 00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:49,379 - Yeah, okay, Ella. 382 00:17:52,379 --> 00:17:56,655 - Oh, the way that he chews and all he wanted to talk about 383 00:17:56,758 --> 00:17:59,034 was football: oh, he's so amazing, 384 00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:01,413 and talked about himself-- - What else he supposed 385 00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:03,103 to talk about?! 386 00:18:03,206 --> 00:18:06,103 - Curtis! - Whatever, Ella. 387 00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:14,310 - Are you sure that was it? - [exhales] What do you mean? 388 00:18:16,586 --> 00:18:19,724 - Are you sure you weren't thinking about Calvin? 389 00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:24,068 - [whines] I was. - ELLA: [chuckles] 390 00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:27,275 - Oh, Ms. Ella. - Yeah, yeah, got her. 391 00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:31,655 - I'm just--I'm just so used to Calvin. 392 00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:34,379 - I understand that. - [exhales] 393 00:18:34,482 --> 00:18:38,000 I just--I want him back, Ms. Ella, I want him back. 394 00:18:38,103 --> 00:18:39,965 I want him back, I want him back, I want him back! 395 00:18:40,068 --> 00:18:42,482 - Oh, finally the truth. 396 00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:47,275 - [blows air] Okay. 397 00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:49,275 So where's--is--Christian, he's here? 398 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,172 - He's here, he's fine and he's sleeping. 399 00:18:52,275 --> 00:18:54,137 And you can get him, come on. - MIRANDA: Okay. 400 00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:57,310 - We can go and get him, but-- I wanna say something first. 401 00:18:57,413 --> 00:19:02,103 - [groans] - Miranda, all of this wanting 402 00:19:02,206 --> 00:19:07,448 and all of the talking to him and not telling him 403 00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:11,896 what you really feel, all of that, that's not good. 404 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,448 - Ms. Ella-- - No, you are gonna have to... 405 00:19:15,551 --> 00:19:19,034 speak your piece. You will. - I told him. 406 00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:20,965 - Well, tell him again. - [sighs] 407 00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:23,172 - And then tell him again. 408 00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:26,068 And tell him until he hears you. 409 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,448 Now, come on. 410 00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:31,310 Let's get this baby. 411 00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:32,517 - Okay. - ELLA: Yeah. 412 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:39,310 And, Miranda, if you love him, tell him. 413 00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:42,689 - Look at this--Look at-- - Nah-uh, no, no, no. 414 00:19:42,793 --> 00:19:44,965 - I can't believe this. - Curtis, what are you doing? 415 00:19:45,068 --> 00:19:49,034 What are you doing? - Ran-Ran--I'm just gonna 416 00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:52,000 show Ran-Ran his stats. - I-- 417 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,724 - Look at this. - No, I don't wanna see 418 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:55,620 his stats. - No, I just need you 419 00:19:55,724 --> 00:19:58,344 to see you--your cat is the man! 420 00:20:00,793 --> 00:20:06,034 - Ella, am I ever gonna have my dreams come true? Huh? Ever? 421 00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:08,482 - You know-- - Ella, is it ever gonna be 422 00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:12,413 about me?! Ella? 423 00:20:12,517 --> 00:20:13,689 Just look at this-- 424 00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:17,448 everybody got a rainbow but me. 425 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:20,344 This man threw for 400 yards in the last game, Ella. 426 00:20:20,448 --> 00:20:23,137 Do you know how much money that equate to?! 427 00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:25,793 - Curtis-- - And he ran for 150 yards. 428 00:20:25,896 --> 00:20:28,379 150 yards! - Curtis! 429 00:20:28,482 --> 00:20:32,103 - I can't dream. - Okay, baby--Okay, Curtis. 430 00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:34,586 - I got dreams too, Ella! - What dream is that? 431 00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:37,896 - To be a--a football adoptee. 432 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,344 You know that. 433 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:40,586 Just give me his phone number, Ella. 434 00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:43,206 - I tore his number up. - What you tear it up-- 435 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,965 - Lawson Rex is no more. - CURTIS: What you tearing up 436 00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:47,517 numbers for, Ella?! 437 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:49,068 Ain't there some-- [unintelligible mumbling]-- 438 00:20:49,172 --> 00:20:50,448 you ain't supposed to tear up numbers, ain't that 439 00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:52,206 in the Old Testament, or something? 440 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:54,275 - Curtis. - You know, 441 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:59,068 we got one last hope: Jazzy. 442 00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:00,517 She'll get it right. 443 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:30,482 - [whooshing] 444 00:21:33,448 --> 00:21:34,896 - ♪ 445 00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:39,482 - ♪ 34275

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