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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,689 --> 00:00:04,103 - CALVIN: Mama, I need to talk to you. 2 00:00:04,206 --> 00:00:05,344 - CURTIS: He about to tell you off. 3 00:00:05,448 --> 00:00:07,000 - Tell me off for what? - Talking to Miranda. 4 00:00:07,103 --> 00:00:08,896 - What am I supposed to do, baby? Abandon her? 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,448 - Are you really seeing other people? 6 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:11,379 - Yes, I am. 7 00:00:11,482 --> 00:00:12,655 - I am so mad. 8 00:00:12,758 --> 00:00:13,724 - It's about Miranda. 9 00:00:13,827 --> 00:00:14,862 - I love you... 10 00:00:14,965 --> 00:00:17,137 from the bottom of my heart. 11 00:00:17,241 --> 00:00:19,689 - How did we get in his divorce? 12 00:00:19,793 --> 00:00:20,931 - The families are always 13 00:00:21,034 --> 00:00:22,000 in the divorce. - [groans] 14 00:00:22,103 --> 00:00:23,137 - We're never getting back together. 15 00:00:23,241 --> 00:00:24,827 - I want liquor. - What? 16 00:00:24,931 --> 00:00:27,000 - Brown liquor. - Oh, Lord. 17 00:00:27,103 --> 00:00:28,758 - Do you miss me? - I do not. 18 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,000 - I think you do. 19 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:34,448 - ♪ Sing a little bit 20 00:00:34,551 --> 00:00:38,068 ♪ Sing a little bit for Jesus, sing a little bit ♪ 21 00:00:40,551 --> 00:00:41,655 - [knocking at door] 22 00:00:41,758 --> 00:00:44,724 - ♪ Knock at the door, knock at the door ♪ 23 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:46,620 ♪ Knock at the door for Jesus ♪ 24 00:00:46,724 --> 00:00:48,965 Who is it? Come on in. 25 00:00:49,068 --> 00:00:51,965 - Hi! - It's not Jesus. [laughs] 26 00:00:52,068 --> 00:00:55,241 Hi, you look great. - Thank you. 27 00:00:55,344 --> 00:00:57,275 - It's good to see you. - You too. 28 00:00:57,379 --> 00:00:58,931 It's so good to see you. - Mwah, mwah, mwah. 29 00:00:59,034 --> 00:01:00,172 - How are you? - I'm doing good. 30 00:01:00,275 --> 00:01:02,793 How are you doing? - I am wonderful. 31 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,965 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you dropping the baby off? 32 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:08,965 Where's the baby? Where is he? 33 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:11,620 Are you dropping him off? Where is he? 34 00:01:11,724 --> 00:01:15,517 I'm sorry, he's a big boy now. Are you dropping him off? 35 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:18,344 - No. - Good. [laughs] 36 00:01:18,448 --> 00:01:20,724 - No, Calvin's picking him up from school. 37 00:01:20,827 --> 00:01:26,724 - Oh, now that is so good. That's really good. 38 00:01:26,827 --> 00:01:29,482 - Wait, wait, wait--hold on, why do you say that? 39 00:01:29,586 --> 00:01:33,931 - Well, Miranda, I just think you all should be civil enough 40 00:01:34,034 --> 00:01:35,758 to make the exchange with your kid 41 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:39,689 without having to have somebody there all the time. 42 00:01:41,137 --> 00:01:43,137 I mean, ain't y'all grown? 43 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:46,000 - Miss Ella, I am civil. It's him. 44 00:01:47,344 --> 00:01:50,724 - I know it's been rough, but I also know that you two 45 00:01:50,827 --> 00:01:54,413 still love each other. - [sighs] 46 00:01:54,517 --> 00:01:57,034 - ELLA: Yes, you do. - You would be wrong about that. 47 00:01:57,137 --> 00:02:00,206 - If you weren't in love, you wouldn't get so upset 48 00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:02,379 every time I mention his name. 49 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:05,931 [chuckles] - Miss Ella. Upset. 50 00:02:06,034 --> 00:02:07,724 Who gets upset? 51 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:09,103 - Calvin! - Where? 52 00:02:09,206 --> 00:02:12,724 - Come here, Calvin. - What is he doing? Where is he? 53 00:02:12,827 --> 00:02:16,655 - Hmm. Love, love, love. 54 00:02:16,758 --> 00:02:18,965 See? Why you shaking? - I'm not shaking. 55 00:02:19,068 --> 00:02:22,000 - Why are you moving around? - I'm fine, Miss Ella, I'm fine. 56 00:02:22,103 --> 00:02:26,137 - No, you're not. Why can't you stand still? 57 00:02:26,241 --> 00:02:27,689 - I have to pee. 58 00:02:29,172 --> 00:02:31,689 - No, you don't. - You don't know my bladder. 59 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:36,448 - [laughs] No, but I know your heart. 60 00:02:38,206 --> 00:02:40,137 ♪ And you're in love 61 00:02:42,206 --> 00:02:45,620 So, let me ask you something. - Yes? 62 00:02:45,724 --> 00:02:48,241 - When was the last time you saw him? 63 00:02:48,344 --> 00:02:50,241 - I mean, you know we don't talk, Miss Ella. 64 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:52,344 I haven't seen him, I don't know. 65 00:02:52,448 --> 00:02:55,482 - Okay, then why are you here? 66 00:02:55,586 --> 00:02:57,620 - We're having an office party and I need-- 67 00:02:57,724 --> 00:02:59,103 - No. - MIRANDA: What? 68 00:02:59,206 --> 00:03:02,206 - No. - Plates? 69 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:03,965 - Okay, plates. - I need plates. 70 00:03:04,068 --> 00:03:05,103 - ELLA: You need plates. - Yes, ma'am. 71 00:03:05,206 --> 00:03:06,689 - Are you cooking? 72 00:03:06,793 --> 00:03:10,068 - Yeah. - [laughs] 73 00:03:10,172 --> 00:03:13,241 Oh, Lord, oh, Lord. 74 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:15,689 That whole office is about to be sick. 75 00:03:18,482 --> 00:03:21,689 You trying to get sick pay for everybody? 76 00:03:21,793 --> 00:03:23,862 - You got jokes today, Miss Ella, you got jokes. 77 00:03:23,965 --> 00:03:25,551 - Okay, alright. - [laughs] 78 00:03:25,655 --> 00:03:28,758 - Yeah. I know you're gonna need more than plates. 79 00:03:31,793 --> 00:03:33,034 You want me to cook it? 80 00:03:33,137 --> 00:03:35,206 - It's so funny that you ask... 81 00:03:37,413 --> 00:03:38,586 - Come on, come on, come on. 82 00:03:38,689 --> 00:03:41,517 You don't wanna lose your job poisoning people. 83 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:46,000 Now, Miranda, this is a kitchen. 84 00:03:46,103 --> 00:03:47,551 Walking, we're walking, we're walking. 85 00:03:47,655 --> 00:03:50,586 - You know I know it's the kitchen, Miss Ella. 86 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:52,793 - Well, show me where the stove is. 87 00:03:54,862 --> 00:04:07,137 - ♪ 88 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:16,689 ♪♪ 89 00:04:17,689 --> 00:04:21,517 - [laughs] - Thank you, you have no idea. 90 00:04:21,620 --> 00:04:22,689 - Sure. - Yay. 91 00:04:22,793 --> 00:04:24,448 - I can help you. - Okay. 92 00:04:24,551 --> 00:04:26,448 - Wait, wait, wait, what--what are you doing? 93 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,862 - I'm--I'm--I'm gonna watch and--and keep you company. 94 00:04:34,965 --> 00:04:36,275 - No, ma'am. 95 00:04:37,724 --> 00:04:40,793 I am going to teach you. 96 00:04:40,896 --> 00:04:43,137 - Now, Miss Ella, you know we've tried this before, 97 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:45,965 you saw how that worked out. 98 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:50,000 - This time I'm going to teach you. 99 00:04:50,103 --> 00:04:53,206 And you're gonna learn. - [laughs] 100 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:56,068 Okay, okay, okay. - Okay, okay. 101 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:57,482 What--what--I don't know these strangers, 102 00:04:57,586 --> 00:04:59,241 I'm not cooking for these strangers. 103 00:04:59,344 --> 00:05:01,310 - I appreciate you, thank you. - ELLA: You're welcome. 104 00:05:01,413 --> 00:05:02,517 - Yay. - ELLA: You're welcome. 105 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:04,448 So. - Mm-hm. 106 00:05:04,551 --> 00:05:06,344 - Alright, you're gonna need eggs, that's for sure. 107 00:05:06,448 --> 00:05:08,931 - Eggs. - Always egg--wait--what-- 108 00:05:10,862 --> 00:05:14,862 - Done. Got the eggs. - Wait, wait, wait a minute. 109 00:05:14,965 --> 00:05:17,448 - Those are my eggs. 110 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:20,310 You didn't even bring ingredients. 111 00:05:22,275 --> 00:05:23,517 - No. 112 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,000 I will pay for the groceries, I will reimburse you, okay? 113 00:05:29,103 --> 00:05:31,586 - I'm about to "burse" right here. 114 00:05:33,482 --> 00:05:35,137 - Well, the Bible says, 115 00:05:35,241 --> 00:05:36,862 "They will know you by your cooking." 116 00:05:38,724 --> 00:05:40,103 [laughs] 117 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:42,620 - You gotta read the Bible 118 00:05:42,724 --> 00:05:47,413 before--before you can quote the Bible. 119 00:05:47,517 --> 00:05:49,517 - That's what my Bible said. 120 00:05:50,724 --> 00:05:54,310 - ELLA: [laughing] - So, um...Miss Ella. 121 00:05:54,413 --> 00:05:58,344 - Yes? - Is, uh, Calvin seeing anyone? 122 00:05:58,448 --> 00:06:03,689 - [pots and pans clanking] - What--I'm sorry, what? What? 123 00:06:03,793 --> 00:06:05,827 - Uh--that means yes, that means yes. 124 00:06:05,931 --> 00:06:08,896 - No, no, no. No, no. It means I'm wondering 125 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,758 why you are asking. 126 00:06:10,862 --> 00:06:14,724 - You know, just-- just wondering. 127 00:06:14,827 --> 00:06:17,586 - But you wonder for a reason. Hmm? 128 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:24,517 - Just asked. - Are you thinking about him? 129 00:06:27,793 --> 00:06:31,827 - We have...a kid together, and...we really did have 130 00:06:31,931 --> 00:06:34,034 some good years. 131 00:06:34,137 --> 00:06:35,965 - Yes, you did. - I-- 132 00:06:37,620 --> 00:06:41,068 I've been on a couple dates, 133 00:06:41,172 --> 00:06:47,103 and...what I'm realizing is that everybody has something. 134 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:50,689 And when I think back to Calvin... 135 00:06:52,206 --> 00:06:56,655 - Hmm. You feel like you made a mistake? 136 00:06:56,758 --> 00:07:01,793 - I feel like I'd love to see...if I made a mistake, 137 00:07:01,896 --> 00:07:04,655 you know? - Okay. 138 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,310 Well, call him. - Yeah, no. 139 00:07:08,413 --> 00:07:10,827 - You have to call him. - You know what? 140 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:15,448 I'm just gonna--I just gotta let it go. 141 00:07:15,551 --> 00:07:18,551 - Well, CJ and Janine got back together. 142 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:22,275 And, whew, they are doing great. 143 00:07:22,379 --> 00:07:26,827 - So...do you want us back together? 144 00:07:26,931 --> 00:07:28,379 - Well, you know what? I would like to see 145 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:29,758 the both of you happy. 146 00:07:29,862 --> 00:07:31,241 - So you're saying he's not happy. 147 00:07:31,344 --> 00:07:34,344 - No, what--how do you get that from that? 148 00:07:35,241 --> 00:07:36,482 I said both of you. 149 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:39,000 - I mean, he's your son, you should know. 150 00:07:41,068 --> 00:07:43,310 - All I know... 151 00:07:43,413 --> 00:07:45,517 is that you two need to talk. 152 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:49,862 - [sighs] Okay. - Good. 153 00:07:49,965 --> 00:07:51,862 So call him. - Nope. 154 00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:54,000 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, call him. Right now call him. 155 00:07:54,103 --> 00:07:56,586 - Okay-- - Good, okay, well, when? 156 00:07:56,689 --> 00:07:58,655 - Okay-- - Okay, well, when, then? 157 00:07:58,758 --> 00:07:59,620 - [stutters] 158 00:07:59,724 --> 00:08:01,034 - I mean, I'm just saying when. 159 00:08:01,137 --> 00:08:04,689 - It's a process, Miss Ella, it's a process, like cooking. 160 00:08:04,793 --> 00:08:06,689 It's a process. - [laughs] 161 00:08:06,793 --> 00:08:09,413 - One step at a time. - You ain't ever gonna call him. 162 00:08:10,275 --> 00:08:14,275 No, it's a process. 163 00:08:14,379 --> 00:08:16,034 I understand that. 164 00:08:16,137 --> 00:08:18,379 Just like cooking is a process. 165 00:08:21,448 --> 00:08:23,241 - Hey, CJ. 166 00:08:23,344 --> 00:08:25,241 - Man, why you doing all that screaming? 167 00:08:25,344 --> 00:08:28,068 - Oh, my bad. Where's your dad? 168 00:08:28,172 --> 00:08:29,689 - I'm in the kitchen. - Oh. 169 00:08:31,896 --> 00:08:34,931 - Man, you gotta learn how to knock. 170 00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:37,586 - Boy, we never knock. 171 00:08:37,689 --> 00:08:41,551 - Alright, I will remember that when I come to your house. 172 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:45,172 - And I'll remember that when I come to your house. 173 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,517 Wait, you don't have a house. 174 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:49,862 - [sarcastic laugh] Oh, that's funny. 175 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:55,586 - You know, at some point, you're gonna have to move out. 176 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:57,896 - You talking to me? 177 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,896 - What? - How long did you live at home? 178 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:07,586 - He got you there. - Exactly. And he shuts up. 179 00:09:07,689 --> 00:09:09,896 - Well, what's going on, man? - So... 180 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,310 you remember that girl I was telling you about? 181 00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:13,586 - Laura. - Yeah. 182 00:09:13,689 --> 00:09:15,620 - Yeah. - Well, I really like her. 183 00:09:15,724 --> 00:09:18,000 - [scoffs] We hear that a lot. 184 00:09:18,103 --> 00:09:20,275 - I'm not talking to you. 185 00:09:20,379 --> 00:09:21,758 - My bad. 186 00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:25,275 - So anyway. 187 00:09:25,379 --> 00:09:28,965 I think it's that time to introduce her to Mom and Dad. 188 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:32,068 - Oh, you're that serious. - Yeah. 189 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,931 - Wow, Calvin. - What? 190 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:40,310 - I mean, that's a big step. - I know, I really like her. 191 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,517 - But what about-- 192 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:44,655 - What about what? 193 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:47,206 - Miranda. - Well, what about her? 194 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:48,896 We're over and done. 195 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:53,034 - Well. [sighs] 196 00:09:53,137 --> 00:09:56,137 - Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean, "Well"? 197 00:09:56,241 --> 00:09:57,896 - Look. 198 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,068 Don't be surprised if she just...shows up. 199 00:10:02,965 --> 00:10:06,620 - What do you know? - I don't know nothing. 200 00:10:06,724 --> 00:10:08,000 - Has she been talking to Janine? 201 00:10:08,103 --> 00:10:09,965 - No, no. No, no, no, no. 202 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,758 - Are you sure? - Not that I know of. 203 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,413 - Where's Janine? - She's at work. 204 00:10:15,517 --> 00:10:17,103 - Well, I'm gonna go to her job and ask her. 205 00:10:17,206 --> 00:10:21,482 - Well, uh, look, I don't know nothing, per se. 206 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:25,310 I'm just trying to say that I think maybe 207 00:10:25,413 --> 00:10:28,000 you should talk to Miranda. 208 00:10:28,103 --> 00:10:29,448 - Miranda and I are done. 209 00:10:29,551 --> 00:10:33,103 Now, I'm in love with Laura, and I'm moving on. 210 00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:35,172 - Okay. - So... 211 00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:36,862 can I borrow that designer cologne that you paid 212 00:10:36,965 --> 00:10:38,655 all that money for but you never wear? 213 00:10:40,586 --> 00:10:43,241 - Calvin, if I let you borrow this cologne, 214 00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:44,793 I know I'm never gonna see it again. 215 00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:47,034 - Come on, man, I'm trying to impress her. 216 00:10:47,137 --> 00:10:49,586 - Man, you are too old to be trying to impress somebody 217 00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:53,000 with something that ain't yours. 218 00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:54,482 - CJ. 219 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:56,344 Get your son. 220 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,448 - Nah, man, I'm serious. 221 00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:02,724 - Yeah, yeah, you can borrow it. But look, Cal... 222 00:11:02,827 --> 00:11:04,758 I want it back, man. - Okay. 223 00:11:04,862 --> 00:11:08,103 - Wait. You going on dates in public places? 224 00:11:09,551 --> 00:11:10,517 Just make sure you don't take her 225 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,517 to none of you and Miranda's spots. 226 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:15,241 We know you'd do something like that. 227 00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:17,896 - Wait, what are y'all not telling me about Miranda? 228 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,206 - [scoffs] You got a stalker on your hands. 229 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:23,655 - What? - A stalker. 230 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,758 - [muttering] 231 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:29,862 Look, look, look, watch, here he comes. 232 00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:31,896 - Curtis, I don't wanna watch this. 233 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,068 - Yeah, you better run! You better run! 234 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:39,793 - You run. You run. - [laughs] That is dope, baby! 235 00:11:42,137 --> 00:11:43,344 - Look, baby. - What? 236 00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:47,551 - Why are you covering your eye? 237 00:11:47,655 --> 00:11:49,724 - I'm not covering my eye. 238 00:11:49,827 --> 00:11:51,379 - Well, what do you call it? 239 00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:54,310 - Baby, this adds to the suspense. 240 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:55,586 - Okay. 241 00:11:55,689 --> 00:11:57,034 - You're supposed to watch it like this. 242 00:11:57,137 --> 00:11:59,620 - Okay. [laughs] Okay. 243 00:12:00,862 --> 00:12:02,379 - [growls] - [yells] 244 00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:04,689 - Curtis! - CURTIS: [unintelligible] 245 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:07,586 - [laughs] I scared you. [laughing] 246 00:12:07,689 --> 00:12:09,724 - No, you did not. 247 00:12:09,827 --> 00:12:11,896 And I was about to light you up. 248 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:16,448 - Light him up? As you ran into the kitchen? 249 00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:18,620 - That wasn't no running, nobody running. 250 00:12:19,793 --> 00:12:22,620 - What kind of man just leaves his wife 251 00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:24,586 in the midst of danger? 252 00:12:26,655 --> 00:12:28,586 - A smart one. 253 00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:30,655 Somebody gotta live to tell the story. 254 00:12:32,827 --> 00:12:34,758 I mean, who gon' call Al Sharpton? 255 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,620 - You need to stop. You need to stop. 256 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,793 - What are you doing here? - Well, I came by because 257 00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:43,000 I want you two to meet someone. 258 00:12:43,103 --> 00:12:44,000 - Oh, hell no. 259 00:12:45,827 --> 00:12:48,310 - No, Pop, I met someone. 260 00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:50,000 - Oh, Lord. 261 00:12:51,344 --> 00:12:53,827 [scoffs] - Go on, tell him, baby. 262 00:12:53,931 --> 00:12:55,413 - Nothing. Nothing. - CURTIS: Go on, tell him. 263 00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:58,896 - Well, Calvin, I have-- - Do it, baby, go on, tell him. 264 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,758 - I'm trying to. - No, you ain't telling him. 265 00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:03,000 Tell him, tell the truth. 266 00:13:03,103 --> 00:13:04,931 Go on, tell him, you got this one. 267 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,137 - Well, Calvin, see--[sighs] 268 00:13:07,241 --> 00:13:08,896 - Look, you bring someone every damn week, 269 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,241 you bring another girl. 270 00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:13,275 I'm tired of looking at these -- . 271 00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:18,379 - Curtis, I wasn't gonna say that. 272 00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:19,862 - You was thinking it. 273 00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:25,586 - Look, Calvin, you've been separated from Miranda 274 00:13:25,689 --> 00:13:27,103 for a long time, 275 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:30,310 and I'm glad that you're getting out, 276 00:13:30,413 --> 00:13:34,517 but you keep bringing all of these women around, baby, 277 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:37,482 you really have to finalize things 278 00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:39,965 before you can start dating. 279 00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:43,310 - I get that, but how else would I know which one's the one? 280 00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:44,793 - Well, son. 281 00:13:46,517 --> 00:13:48,689 Let your dad tell you what's up. 282 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,206 If she goes to work after midnight... 283 00:13:54,965 --> 00:14:00,689 If she gotta put on tassels before she go...and glitter. 284 00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:07,896 If she can make it clap... probably not the one. 285 00:14:10,896 --> 00:14:12,862 - Oh, well, I better tell this one to go home. 286 00:14:14,275 --> 00:14:16,655 - Uh, yes. - No, tell her to come in. 287 00:14:16,758 --> 00:14:18,172 I wanna meet her. - ELLA: Curtis. 288 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,689 - Is she a good girl? 289 00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:24,482 Bring her here, B- your momma can pray for her. 290 00:14:24,586 --> 00:14:26,034 Ella, you can pray for her. 291 00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:27,758 - Stop. - We can lay hands. 292 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,413 At her hips. 293 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,000 Lay hands. 294 00:14:34,758 --> 00:14:36,551 - Look, Pops, she's not a dancer. 295 00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:38,517 Her name is Laura, and she's amazing. 296 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,034 - ELLA: Oh. - Oh, forget her. 297 00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:43,172 - How did you meet her? 298 00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:45,034 - Oh, Mom, you're gonna like this. 299 00:14:45,137 --> 00:14:47,655 She's a volunteer at my son's school. 300 00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:49,206 - Boring. 301 00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:53,517 - Okay. - So can I bring her in? 302 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,827 - Yeah, please. - No. 303 00:14:55,931 --> 00:14:58,206 We watching TV. - Bring her in. 304 00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,655 Go and get her. Bring her in. - I will. 305 00:15:00,758 --> 00:15:02,965 Why is she sitting out there anyway? 306 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,965 - She probably putting her tassels on. 307 00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:07,275 - She better not-- - Hey, I'm not gonna like her. 308 00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:08,586 I'm not gonna like her, I already know. 309 00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:10,344 - That doesn't matter. He just wants you to meet her. 310 00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:11,758 - [clearing throat] - CURTIS: Don't wanna meet her. 311 00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:13,896 - Mom, Dad, this is Laura. 312 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,482 - How many of these girls we gotta meet? 313 00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:20,551 How many he gon' bring?! - Curtis! 314 00:15:20,655 --> 00:15:23,517 - I'm not looking at her. 315 00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:25,275 - Hi. - Hi. [laughs] 316 00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:28,310 - Come on in, come on in. - You must be Miss Ella. 317 00:15:28,413 --> 00:15:30,620 - I am. - I've heard so much about you. 318 00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:33,586 - Well, I am-- - You what? About to lie? 319 00:15:33,689 --> 00:15:35,482 - No. - Don't lie, Ella. 320 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:36,965 - Curtis, I wasn't about to lie. 321 00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:39,344 I was about to say, "I'm glad to meet you." 322 00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:41,137 - Oh, I thought you gonna say you heard of her, 323 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,896 'cause I know he ain't ever said nothing 'bout her. 324 00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:47,172 Hi. I'm Curtis. 325 00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:50,413 - Mr. Curtis. - Yeah. Curtis C. Payne. 326 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:55,482 - Nice to meet you. - The C is for "Clap." 327 00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:59,103 In case the lights go off. - Oh. 328 00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:00,896 - Come on, would you like to have a seat? 329 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000 - Thank you. - Baby! 330 00:16:02,103 --> 00:16:03,103 - What? - What are you doing? 331 00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:04,862 - What do you mean, what am I doing? 332 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,275 We're having a seat. - We're watching the movie. 333 00:16:07,379 --> 00:16:11,000 - Curtis, I don't wanna watch that foolishness, sit down. 334 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,965 - Baby, you're gonna--look, Ella. 335 00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:16,689 Now look, this is our--our time together! 336 00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:19,689 - Oh, if we're interrupting, we can come back another time. 337 00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:21,068 - No. - Yes. 338 00:16:21,172 --> 00:16:24,034 - No. You're not interrupting. 339 00:16:24,137 --> 00:16:25,862 - Ella. Baby. - Hmm? 340 00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:30,965 - For the last time. We on our date night, baby. 341 00:16:31,068 --> 00:16:35,310 - Curtis, you have got to spend money on a date night. 342 00:16:35,413 --> 00:16:38,655 - That's with the girlfriend, not the wife. 343 00:16:38,758 --> 00:16:40,344 Come on, baby. Come on, baby. 344 00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:45,206 - If you don't sit down... 345 00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,551 - We can come back another time, we really can-- 346 00:16:50,655 --> 00:16:52,344 - No, no, no, no, don't-- - CURTIS: Yes, thank you. 347 00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:54,655 You can come back-- - Don't worry about it. 348 00:16:54,758 --> 00:16:56,724 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 349 00:16:56,827 --> 00:16:58,413 - No, it's not. Y'all can go. 350 00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:03,137 - You know what? We'll just talk to my mother. 351 00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:04,965 - Okay. - Block him out. 352 00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:08,896 - So, how long have you been dating? 353 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,172 - Well...are we dating? - Well, I hope so. 354 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:14,724 - Wait, y'all don't know? 355 00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:17,206 You don't know if you dating? 356 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:20,241 - No, I mean, it's only been two months, so... 357 00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:22,344 - Wait a minute, who was the girl you brought 358 00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:23,482 two weeks ago? 359 00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:27,413 - Curtis. Don't do that. 360 00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:29,827 - Baby. Don't do what? 361 00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:32,413 - It's okay. [laughs] It's okay. 362 00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:37,379 - [laughs] Y'all one of 'em. - Oh, no, no. 363 00:17:37,482 --> 00:17:38,758 We were both seeing other people 364 00:17:38,862 --> 00:17:42,965 up until last week when he decided to make it official. 365 00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:44,965 - You two really like each other. 366 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,034 - Yes, we do. - Aw. 367 00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:50,068 Well, let's you and I go into the kitchen 368 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:52,517 and continue to talk. - Okay, I'd like that. 369 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,689 - ELLA: Okay. - Yes. 370 00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:56,965 - This way. - CURTIS: [laughs] 371 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,103 Want me to make the lights go out? 372 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,103 They're still on. 373 00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:08,931 - You have a lovely home. - Thank you. 374 00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:11,896 - I love the colors. - Uh, we've been here 375 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,206 a long time and it needs to be painted. 376 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,862 - Well, I like it. - Thank you. 377 00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:18,448 Would you like some coffee? - No, thank you. 378 00:18:18,551 --> 00:18:22,517 - Tea? - No, um, I just wanna talk. 379 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,000 - Okay. 380 00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:27,103 - [clears throat] - I'm really glad we get 381 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,793 this time to talk alone. 382 00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:32,034 - Me too. 383 00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:34,862 - Miss Ella, I really like your son. 384 00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:37,068 He's so special. 385 00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:40,000 - Yes, he is. I like him too. 386 00:18:41,551 --> 00:18:42,965 Sometimes. 387 00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:44,965 - [chuckles] 388 00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:48,310 And, um, I really want him to like me. 389 00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:50,862 - Okay. - And, uh, well-- 390 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:53,172 - Well, I think he does. 391 00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:56,068 - But he doesn't know everything about me. 392 00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:03,206 - Can I tell you and you not tell him? 393 00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:06,896 - Okay. 394 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,034 - Okay, well-- [inhales, exhales] 395 00:19:11,137 --> 00:19:14,896 - She got the exhale? Lord. 396 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000 - This ain't my real hair. 397 00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:21,379 - Girl, who got they real hair nowadays? 398 00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:23,758 - But this isn't my eye color either. 399 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,275 - It isn't? - Hmm-mm. 400 00:19:26,379 --> 00:19:28,896 - Uh, well, that's alright, I think he still likes you. 401 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,655 - I have cellulite. - Eeh. 402 00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:35,172 That's a deal-breaker. 403 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,448 - Is it? - [chuckles] I'm joking. 404 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:38,896 I got a little bit. 405 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:39,965 I mean, for real, I mean, 406 00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:42,482 just like, right around my ankles. 407 00:19:42,586 --> 00:19:45,000 I got a little. 408 00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:46,965 - So--so you think he will still like me? 409 00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:48,793 I mean, after he sees all this? 410 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,241 - Yes, calm down, calm down. - Okay. 411 00:19:52,344 --> 00:19:55,482 - You've gotta be yourself. - Yeah, but-- 412 00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:58,068 - But what? - He's your son, right? 413 00:19:58,172 --> 00:20:00,965 And--and you know him really well. 414 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:02,206 - ELLA: Yes. - So you really think 415 00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:03,965 he will still like me? 416 00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:05,379 - Oh. 417 00:20:06,965 --> 00:20:09,793 Calm down, baby, yes, I do. 418 00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:14,482 - Okay. I'mma try that. 419 00:20:14,586 --> 00:20:16,379 - Are you for real? 420 00:20:17,137 --> 00:20:18,482 Well, you do that. - LAURA: Okay. 421 00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:21,827 - You try that. - Thank you, Miss Ella. 422 00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:24,206 - Let me get us some tea. - Okay. 423 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,172 - Or would you like coffee? - Tea is good. 424 00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:28,310 - Tea. I love tea. - Thank you. [chuckles] Me too. 425 00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:30,724 - Ooh. Hi! 426 00:20:31,655 --> 00:20:35,862 Oh, Miss Ella, this food was so good, 427 00:20:35,965 --> 00:20:39,000 and the plates were beautiful. - Yes. 428 00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:41,655 - Laura! - Hi! 429 00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:46,379 - Hi. [nervous laugh] You two know each other? 430 00:20:46,482 --> 00:20:49,689 - Yeah, we work together. What are you doing here? 431 00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:54,275 - [nervous laugh] Oh, Lord. 432 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,586 - Okay, wait, wait, wait, what's going on? 433 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,310 - ♪ 434 00:20:58,413 --> 00:20:59,517 - Careful. 435 00:21:29,517 --> 00:21:31,000 - [whooshing] 436 00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:39,137 - ♪ 32018

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