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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,793 --> 00:00:04,344 - I never thought-- - I could have told you Malik-- 2 00:00:04,448 --> 00:00:05,827 - I knew he could have a baby. 3 00:00:05,931 --> 00:00:07,655 - Wait, Auntie, did you just say Malik's having a baby? 4 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:08,724 - You didn't know? - No. 5 00:00:08,827 --> 00:00:10,137 - And I wasn't going to tell her. 6 00:00:10,241 --> 00:00:11,689 - Wow, I can't even believe this is happening. 7 00:00:11,793 --> 00:00:13,000 - MARCUS: You better believe it! 8 00:00:13,103 --> 00:00:14,793 - Are you having sex? - No. 9 00:00:14,896 --> 00:00:16,241 - Are you thinking about having sex? 10 00:00:16,344 --> 00:00:17,931 - No! - Listen to me-- 11 00:00:18,034 --> 00:00:19,275 - Mom, I don't wanna talk about it. 12 00:00:19,379 --> 00:00:21,758 - She will tell us when she wants to tell us. 13 00:00:21,862 --> 00:00:23,620 She better tell us. 14 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,068 - JAZMINE: She still don't know I'm dating. 15 00:00:25,172 --> 00:00:27,034 - Is someone pressuring you? - He kind of hints at it. 16 00:00:27,137 --> 00:00:31,586 - We're gonna have a long talk. I told you, tell me everything. 17 00:00:34,103 --> 00:00:35,965 You just come on in here. - Thank you, Auntie. 18 00:00:36,068 --> 00:00:38,068 - And close that door? - Yes, Ma'am. 19 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,931 - [sighs] - You know, it's really nice 20 00:00:40,034 --> 00:00:41,482 to finally be able to talk in private. 21 00:00:41,586 --> 00:00:43,586 - Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. 22 00:00:43,689 --> 00:00:46,724 Okay. It really is okay. 23 00:00:46,827 --> 00:00:48,586 Just...just tell me. 24 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:55,000 - Auntie, it's just really good to just be in private, isn't it? 25 00:00:55,103 --> 00:00:58,103 - Yes. - It's just great, isn't it? 26 00:00:58,206 --> 00:01:00,379 So I could just--I could just say what I need to say. 27 00:01:00,482 --> 00:01:02,034 It's just--it's wonderful. It's wonderful. 28 00:01:02,137 --> 00:01:03,931 - Hey, babe. 29 00:01:04,034 --> 00:01:06,172 - There go the privacy. 30 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:07,275 - [clears throat] 31 00:01:07,379 --> 00:01:08,793 - CURTIS: Hey, babe. - Hi, babe. 32 00:01:08,896 --> 00:01:11,241 - How are you doin'? - I'm good. 33 00:01:11,344 --> 00:01:14,206 - Hey, Jazzy. - Hey! Uncle Curtis. 34 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:16,448 [laughs] - Okay. 35 00:01:16,551 --> 00:01:18,068 - Mm, hey, baby? 36 00:01:19,689 --> 00:01:20,724 Dinner ready? 37 00:01:22,172 --> 00:01:23,758 - Not yet. - Whatcha waitin' on? 38 00:01:27,241 --> 00:01:29,103 - Curtis, I'm talking to Jazzy. 39 00:01:30,413 --> 00:01:31,655 - You can't talk and cook? 40 00:01:34,034 --> 00:01:37,000 - Curtis, what do you think I am? 41 00:01:37,103 --> 00:01:38,862 - My wife? 42 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,689 - Right. Not your employee. 43 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:44,551 Come on, baby. - Baby, I didn't 44 00:01:44,655 --> 00:01:46,551 mean it like that. You know I ain't mean it like that. 45 00:01:46,655 --> 00:01:49,275 - Are you sure? - You know I'm sure. 46 00:01:51,172 --> 00:01:54,172 Now clock in on this Crockpot. 47 00:01:54,275 --> 00:01:57,448 - That Crockpot not even here. - You ain't bought one yet? 48 00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:00,172 - I borrowed Janine's. - Oh, good. 49 00:02:00,275 --> 00:02:04,000 Then it'll never be used. - I know, right? [laughs] 50 00:02:04,103 --> 00:02:05,931 Sorry. 51 00:02:06,034 --> 00:02:09,034 - Baby, please, come on, now. I just want to talk to Jazzy. 52 00:02:09,137 --> 00:02:10,620 - Come on in the kitchen. 53 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:14,137 - Curtis, I told you. I'm not your employee. 54 00:02:16,551 --> 00:02:18,344 - He sound like he think that to me. 55 00:02:20,103 --> 00:02:21,620 - Now you, I can handle. 56 00:02:26,172 --> 00:02:29,034 This is between me and your uncle. 57 00:02:29,137 --> 00:02:30,448 - Yes, Ma'am. You're right. 58 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,517 It's grown folk business. I get it. I'll stay out of it. 59 00:02:33,448 --> 00:02:35,965 - Good. Thank you. - My bad. 60 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:38,379 - Now, grown folk? 61 00:02:38,482 --> 00:02:40,896 - What's happening, Captain? 62 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,103 - Baby, please get out of here so I can talk to Jazzy? 63 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,655 - Oh, okay. 64 00:02:45,758 --> 00:02:49,172 Can't y'all go in the kitchen? - Curtis! 65 00:02:49,275 --> 00:02:50,827 - You can talk right there, right there. 66 00:02:50,931 --> 00:02:53,103 - ELLA: Curtis! 67 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:56,172 You know what? This is rude. Rude. 68 00:02:56,275 --> 00:02:57,724 - See, that what I love about you. 69 00:02:57,827 --> 00:02:59,758 You realize that. 70 00:02:59,862 --> 00:03:02,206 You check yourself. 71 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:04,206 That's why I love you. 72 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:07,620 - Curtis, I just want to talk to Jazmine. 73 00:03:07,724 --> 00:03:10,827 This is very important. Please. 74 00:03:10,931 --> 00:03:12,655 - Okay. Can I say something? 75 00:03:12,758 --> 00:03:13,965 - I'm sorry, baby. 76 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:17,344 - CURTIS: Baby, do you realize that very important 77 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:21,793 conversations go over so well while you're cooking? 78 00:03:25,724 --> 00:03:29,931 The Emancipation Proclamation happened in a kitchen. 79 00:03:32,586 --> 00:03:33,931 - [coughs] 80 00:03:34,034 --> 00:03:36,827 - CURTIS: The discovery for cancer happened in a kitchen. 81 00:03:39,655 --> 00:03:43,034 - You know what? - CURTIS: The Bible... 82 00:03:43,137 --> 00:03:45,241 every book... 83 00:03:45,344 --> 00:03:47,793 written in the kitchen. 84 00:03:47,896 --> 00:03:48,896 - That's okay, Auntie. 85 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,310 I'm--I'm--we can do this some other-- 86 00:03:50,413 --> 00:03:51,827 - No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. 87 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:55,172 No, no, no. You stay. You go. 88 00:03:55,275 --> 00:03:57,758 Curtis! Go on, baby. 89 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,413 Let me talk to her. 90 00:04:01,206 --> 00:04:03,206 - Okay, all right, fine. - Thank you! 91 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:05,137 - CURTIS: Go on and talk to her. Go on and talk. 92 00:04:05,241 --> 00:04:06,586 I'll be in the backyard. 93 00:04:06,689 --> 00:04:09,620 Babe, I'm going to the backyard, work on the lawnmower then. 94 00:04:09,724 --> 00:04:15,137 - Oh, thank you. - I'll be working. Hungry. 95 00:04:15,241 --> 00:04:18,689 Doing something constructive and not talking. 96 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:20,000 - Thank you! 97 00:04:21,896 --> 00:04:24,068 Ugh. 98 00:04:24,172 --> 00:04:28,344 Now. Now, what were you gonna say? 99 00:04:28,448 --> 00:04:30,793 - That I don't ever wanna be like the two of you. 100 00:04:33,758 --> 00:04:40,620 - ♪ 101 00:04:41,655 --> 00:04:47,620 ♪ 102 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:54,275 ♪♪ 103 00:04:56,275 --> 00:04:58,482 - Jazzy... 104 00:04:58,586 --> 00:05:03,172 we have been together for a long time. 105 00:05:03,275 --> 00:05:05,275 A long, long, long, long, long time. 106 00:05:08,344 --> 00:05:10,965 - [giggling] You don't seem too happy about that. 107 00:05:11,068 --> 00:05:12,827 - I am. Stop it. 108 00:05:12,931 --> 00:05:15,241 I know he doesn't mean any harm. 109 00:05:15,344 --> 00:05:18,758 - It just seem like he meant you some harm to me. 110 00:05:18,862 --> 00:05:20,310 - You think so? 111 00:05:20,413 --> 00:05:22,482 - Come on, women of today don't let no man 112 00:05:22,586 --> 00:05:25,724 just be talkin' to them all sorts of ways, you know? 113 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:28,275 - I understand that. I understand that. 114 00:05:28,379 --> 00:05:33,172 But hear me. I'm just old-fashioned, baby. 115 00:05:33,275 --> 00:05:37,206 I think that a man is the head of the household. 116 00:05:37,310 --> 00:05:38,586 - You do? 117 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:43,241 - Yes. - Even Uncle Curtis? 118 00:05:45,068 --> 00:05:46,896 - Yes. 119 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,896 And I love cooking for him and taking care of him. 120 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:57,241 Just like he was taking care of me for all of these years. 121 00:05:57,344 --> 00:05:59,689 Yes, he has. - He has? 122 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:00,965 - Yes, he has. 123 00:06:02,413 --> 00:06:04,551 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 124 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:08,344 Baby, you think I do this because I have to? 125 00:06:08,448 --> 00:06:13,241 [laughs] Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 126 00:06:13,344 --> 00:06:16,034 No, Jazzy, I do it because I want to. 127 00:06:16,137 --> 00:06:21,482 I love my husband. I love that man. 128 00:06:21,586 --> 00:06:25,206 - Do you? - You stop it. 129 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:27,620 You stop it. You--you stop it. 130 00:06:27,724 --> 00:06:29,862 - I was gonna say, Auntie, he was in here barking about food. 131 00:06:29,965 --> 00:06:30,793 - And? - Like, come on. 132 00:06:30,896 --> 00:06:32,551 - And? Am I cooking it? 133 00:06:35,172 --> 00:06:36,448 - Uh, no. 134 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:41,413 - So stop trying to make this about me. 135 00:06:41,517 --> 00:06:45,620 - [sighs] Auntie, once again, I really appreciate this. 136 00:06:45,724 --> 00:06:48,620 - It's fine. Come on in the kitchen. 137 00:06:48,724 --> 00:06:50,275 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 138 00:06:52,965 --> 00:06:55,517 Where are you going? 139 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:57,344 - I'm going in the kitchen. 140 00:06:57,448 --> 00:06:58,862 - I know you ain't goin' in there to cook. 141 00:07:01,068 --> 00:07:03,793 - No, I'm not. - Well, wait. 142 00:07:03,896 --> 00:07:06,896 Why are you headed in there? - Ooh, little girl, little girl. 143 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,551 - You're going in there to cook, ain't ya? 144 00:07:08,655 --> 00:07:12,172 - Listen. Would you like something to drink? 145 00:07:12,275 --> 00:07:13,724 - That's why you're going in there? 146 00:07:13,827 --> 00:07:16,275 - Now, I'm going in there to get you something to drink. 147 00:07:16,379 --> 00:07:17,896 - Well, there's no need. I'm not thirsty. 148 00:07:20,068 --> 00:07:22,310 - You see that? - What? 149 00:07:22,413 --> 00:07:25,448 - Me, offering you something to drink. 150 00:07:25,551 --> 00:07:29,827 Huh, huh, huh? You didn't demand that I do it. 151 00:07:29,931 --> 00:07:32,827 I just did it because I wanted to. 152 00:07:32,931 --> 00:07:35,586 - I get it, Auntie. - And I love you. 153 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:38,137 - JAZMINE: I love you, too. - And Jazmine... 154 00:07:38,241 --> 00:07:41,448 it is not weak when you serve. 155 00:07:41,551 --> 00:07:43,206 - I'm sorry. - No, no, no. 156 00:07:43,310 --> 00:07:44,586 You don't have to be sorry. 157 00:07:44,689 --> 00:07:48,551 I'm not upset. I'm just telling you. 158 00:07:48,655 --> 00:07:50,689 Just because people are doing it differently from the way 159 00:07:50,793 --> 00:07:54,103 that the Bible says that it's supposed to be 160 00:07:54,206 --> 00:07:55,655 does not make them right. 161 00:07:56,931 --> 00:07:57,931 - I understand that. 162 00:07:58,034 --> 00:08:01,862 - Mm-hmm. Yes. - I do. 163 00:08:01,965 --> 00:08:07,620 - I'm telling you, if you get a man that will love you 164 00:08:07,724 --> 00:08:11,448 and will take care of you, ooh! 165 00:08:11,551 --> 00:08:14,655 And he--and he-- and he goes to work every day 166 00:08:14,758 --> 00:08:19,379 so that you can have everything that you need. Oow! 167 00:08:19,482 --> 00:08:22,068 - Auntie, is this everything you need? 168 00:08:22,172 --> 00:08:26,724 - In return, you take care of him. 169 00:08:26,827 --> 00:08:30,000 - Auntie, I get it. - I'm just trying to make sure. 170 00:08:30,103 --> 00:08:31,206 - No, I do. - I--I do. 171 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:32,896 I do too. - I do. 172 00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:39,206 'Cause, me, I'm the kind of woman 173 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:40,689 that wanna go to work every day. 174 00:08:42,724 --> 00:08:45,448 And make my own wishes come true. Ha! 175 00:08:46,655 --> 00:08:48,551 So he can be waitin' on me, okay? 176 00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:50,620 - BOTH: [laughing] 177 00:08:50,724 --> 00:08:53,137 - Well, you gonna be waitin'. [laughs] 178 00:08:54,896 --> 00:08:57,241 [laughs] 179 00:08:57,344 --> 00:08:59,103 - Auntie, Auntie, Auntie! - ELLA: Mmm! 180 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:04,172 - Where are you going? - I'm going in the kitchen. 181 00:09:04,275 --> 00:09:05,862 - For what reason? 182 00:09:05,965 --> 00:09:07,689 - Oh, okay, you don't want a drink. 183 00:09:07,793 --> 00:09:09,379 - I already told you I wasn't thirsty. 184 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,103 - Oh, okay. Well, see, whoo. 185 00:09:11,206 --> 00:09:13,310 - I'm not parched at all. 186 00:09:13,413 --> 00:09:16,034 - [sighs] 187 00:09:16,137 --> 00:09:18,000 - Are you sure you're ready? 188 00:09:18,103 --> 00:09:20,000 - Are you sure you're ready to stop joking? 189 00:09:23,172 --> 00:09:25,689 - I'm sorry, but you know Uncle Curtis be mad when he don't eat. 190 00:09:25,793 --> 00:09:27,689 [laughs] You know? - You know? 191 00:09:27,793 --> 00:09:30,103 - Yeah, he be like Godzilla. [laughs] 192 00:09:30,206 --> 00:09:33,862 - [laughs] And...we're back. 193 00:09:35,965 --> 00:09:37,000 What is it, honey? 194 00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:39,793 - CURTIS: Baby!? - Aah! 195 00:09:40,724 --> 00:09:42,620 You know what? - Got you. 196 00:09:44,413 --> 00:09:47,241 - Curtis! - Give me some sugar. 197 00:09:47,344 --> 00:09:48,344 - JAZMINE: [coughs] 198 00:09:48,448 --> 00:09:49,551 - Please. - I need sugar. 199 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,689 - Please. - I need you to kiss my cup. 200 00:09:51,793 --> 00:09:53,448 - Curtis, I'm not kissing that cup. 201 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:56,620 I don't know where that cup been. 202 00:09:56,724 --> 00:09:58,551 - Hey, baby. - Curtis-- 203 00:09:58,655 --> 00:10:01,689 - Yeah-- - What, baby, what? What? 204 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:04,586 - I don't smell it. I don't smell-- 205 00:10:04,689 --> 00:10:06,724 - Now, now. You see this, baby. 206 00:10:06,827 --> 00:10:09,241 Don't do that. - --that cookin' though. 207 00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:10,758 - Curtis-- 208 00:10:10,862 --> 00:10:12,896 - I mean, she has tried to work her way into the kitchen. 209 00:10:15,379 --> 00:10:16,620 - Thank you, Jazzy. 210 00:10:16,724 --> 00:10:19,068 - Okay, Curtis, I have not started cooking yet. 211 00:10:19,172 --> 00:10:20,551 - Ooh! 212 00:10:22,724 --> 00:10:25,482 Baby, I'm so hungry. 213 00:10:25,586 --> 00:10:27,827 I'm so hungry, baby, I'm so hungry! 214 00:10:29,551 --> 00:10:33,448 - Curtis... - I'm so hungry. 215 00:10:35,448 --> 00:10:37,206 I'm so hungry. 216 00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:40,793 It remind me when I was a little boy. 217 00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:46,931 I don't want no peanut butter and jelly. 218 00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:49,103 - Curtis, stop it. 219 00:10:49,206 --> 00:10:51,827 - ♪ I want food 220 00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:53,310 - Please, baby, just stop it. 221 00:10:53,413 --> 00:10:54,586 - CURTIS: ♪ I want food 222 00:10:54,689 --> 00:10:57,931 - And I want to talk to Jazzy. - Uh, but, baby-- 223 00:10:58,034 --> 00:10:59,413 - Curtis, let me tell you something. 224 00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:02,482 - Baby-- - No, you listen. 225 00:11:02,586 --> 00:11:06,827 You are not going to disturb me again. 226 00:11:06,931 --> 00:11:10,344 Do you understand? Do you? - Yes. 227 00:11:10,448 --> 00:11:11,344 - Do you, baby? - Yes. 228 00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:12,379 - Okay. - I do. 229 00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:14,000 - Well, then, get out of here, baby. 230 00:11:14,103 --> 00:11:15,482 Thank you. Please! 231 00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:18,517 - Okay, I'ma go. I'll just go. 232 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:19,931 - Thank you. 233 00:11:21,241 --> 00:11:24,758 [groans] 234 00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:27,172 Do you see? - Yes, Ma'am. 235 00:11:27,275 --> 00:11:29,482 - Now, that was my 236 00:11:29,586 --> 00:11:33,655 "I'm not playing with you, Curtis" voice. 237 00:11:33,758 --> 00:11:34,965 - Okay, and that's supposed to stop him 238 00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:38,620 from coming back in here? - Yes. 239 00:11:39,724 --> 00:11:42,896 - You're sure? - Yes. Yes. 240 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:47,413 - Take a quick peak over your right shoulder. 241 00:11:47,517 --> 00:11:48,931 He be going back in here. 242 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,689 - Curtis... 243 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:54,482 Ooh, please, baby. 244 00:11:54,586 --> 00:11:55,965 - Okay, okay. - ELLA: Thank you. 245 00:11:58,206 --> 00:11:59,206 Okay what? 246 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,172 - You know what? 247 00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:04,068 I'm just gonna go put something on the grill. 248 00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:05,379 All right? - Yes. 249 00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:06,827 - I'll put something--don't even worry about cooking. 250 00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:07,965 - Okay. 251 00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:09,379 - CURTIS: Don't even worry about it, baby. 252 00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:12,620 I'll just--I'll starve. I'll just...waste away to nothing. 253 00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:15,724 - Oh, baby. - My belly just bit my liver. 254 00:12:17,586 --> 00:12:19,620 So hungry. 255 00:12:19,724 --> 00:12:21,275 - Thank you, Curtis. 256 00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:24,206 - Yeah. All right, baby. Bye. 257 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,758 - You see? 258 00:12:30,103 --> 00:12:32,000 - I don't know what you're trying to get me to see. 259 00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:35,137 - Go on and tell your story. 260 00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:41,379 Okay, wait, wait, wait. Let's just say it together. 261 00:12:41,482 --> 00:12:42,689 You think about having-- 262 00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:44,896 - Okay, on three. One, two, three. 263 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,689 - A wedding. - Having sex. 264 00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:48,758 - Who said? You said what? 265 00:12:48,862 --> 00:12:49,862 - What was that? - I'm dying. 266 00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:51,517 - What did you say? - I said a wedding. 267 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:52,862 - Oh! - What did you say? 268 00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:54,241 - No, I didn't say nothin'. 269 00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:57,758 - Curtis! Curtis, I'll cook! - JAZMINE: No, you won't! 270 00:12:57,862 --> 00:12:59,620 Auntie! Auntie, wait! - I'll cook! I'll cook! 271 00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:01,827 Girl, I gotta go cook. - Please! Where you goin'? 272 00:13:01,931 --> 00:13:03,689 - Babe, I gotta go cook for my husband. 273 00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:04,965 I gotta go cook for my husband. 274 00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:07,068 [stutters] 275 00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:11,206 - Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, Auntie! 276 00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:13,551 Where are you going? 277 00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:17,931 - Oh--[laughs]-- I am, um, uh-- 278 00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:21,862 I had to thaw out these steaks for Curtis. 279 00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:26,344 And thawing takes a long time. Uh, uh, uh. 280 00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:28,241 - Okay. - ELLA: Okay. 281 00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:29,551 - So... - Baby, what? 282 00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:31,793 What? 283 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:35,275 It was just two steaks. 284 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,965 They were so frozen. - Auntie? 285 00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:40,586 - ELLA: No, really. They were [grunts] frozen. 286 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,793 - Auntie. [giggles] - What? 287 00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:45,586 - What do you think about what I just said in there? 288 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:51,413 - What did you just said? In there? 289 00:13:51,517 --> 00:13:54,586 - Do you know what I said? You know, about me wanting to... 290 00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:56,275 - Yeah. - To have--you know! 291 00:13:56,379 --> 00:14:00,655 - Yes, Jazzy, okay. Baby, let me tell you something. 292 00:14:00,758 --> 00:14:03,206 This is all I can say. 293 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:06,000 Curtis!? 294 00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:08,724 [laughs] That's all I can say. 295 00:14:08,827 --> 00:14:11,517 - Hey, baby. - Yes. Hey, baby. 296 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:13,206 - Oh, you got the steak! You got the steak! 297 00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:16,448 You got steaks. - Yes, baby. 298 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:17,931 - How you want your steak? - Cooked. 299 00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:22,931 - CURTIS: Okay, well? - Cooked well, thank you, yes. 300 00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:24,586 - 'Cause I like mine well. - I know. 301 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:25,724 - You know I like mine well. 302 00:14:25,827 --> 00:14:27,068 - ELLA: Yes, baby, I know you do. 303 00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:28,965 - CURTIS: I don't want it burnt. I want it well. 304 00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:31,448 - Yes. 305 00:14:31,551 --> 00:14:33,689 - Mm, too much pink put me over the sink. 306 00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:36,758 [laughs] You hear that, Jazzy? 307 00:14:36,862 --> 00:14:39,206 - I did. - That was funny, wasn't it? 308 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:41,172 - Yeah, it's funny. I'm laughing so hard. 309 00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:43,448 - [laughs] Well, you don't look like it. 310 00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,206 - Ooh! - What? 311 00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:48,862 - I'm talking to Jazzy. 312 00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:50,379 - Yeah, what? Am I interrupting? 313 00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:53,724 - ELLA: Yes, yes. 314 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,310 - Kind of like she did my dinner? 315 00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:58,758 - ELLA: Curtis... 316 00:14:58,862 --> 00:15:00,827 - CURTIS: What? I'm just saying. 317 00:15:00,931 --> 00:15:03,448 Baby, you used to have dinner cooked and ready to go. 318 00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:05,034 Just--pa, pa, pa! - Baby. 319 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,620 - ♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa 320 00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:09,344 - Not today. Not today, baby. 321 00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:11,172 - I wonder why. 322 00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:14,344 Hi, Jazzy. 323 00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:16,172 - Curtis. 324 00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:18,896 - It must be a deep talk. - It is. It really is. 325 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,862 - You want a man's opinion? 326 00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:23,724 - No, I really want my man's opinion to leave. 327 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:27,931 - Is this--you want me to stop? 328 00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:32,862 It's like that woman thing? - Yes, yes. 329 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,241 - I don't want to hear that either. 330 00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:37,275 - No. You shut up. - I don't want to hear this. 331 00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:40,379 - I know, baby. So go. - Did it get room temp? 332 00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:43,931 Room temp. - Curtis! 333 00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:47,034 - Okay. Uh, baby, where's my seasoning? 334 00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:48,344 Where's the seasoning? - Curtis, I already-- 335 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,620 - The seasoning go on the beef-- - I already seasoned it. 336 00:15:50,724 --> 00:15:51,827 - You already-- - I already seasoned it. 337 00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:53,551 - Oh, thank you, baby. - Yes. 338 00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:54,862 - Did you put enough on there? 339 00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:58,758 Okay. Okay. I got it. 340 00:15:58,862 --> 00:16:03,758 You kind of cooked. You kind of cooked. 341 00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,827 Yeah, yeah, look. - Baby, baby, thank you. 342 00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:09,896 - Thank you. I love you. - I love you, too. 343 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,862 - Jazmine, you want some steak? - No, sir, I'm good. 344 00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,000 - CURTIS: You sure you won't like-- 345 00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:14,068 - Yeah, I'm positive. 346 00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:15,724 - You know you don't eat much anyway. 347 00:16:15,827 --> 00:16:17,931 You've never ate much. - Small stomach, yeah. 348 00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:20,965 - We only got two, so... 349 00:16:21,068 --> 00:16:22,758 I don't know what Ella gonna do. 350 00:16:22,862 --> 00:16:25,172 Okay, and you got seasoning on them already. 351 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,517 - Ooh, ooh, ooh! 352 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,827 - I'm gonna put 'em on. 353 00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:30,206 - ELLA: Curtis, close the door, baby. 354 00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:32,206 - This door? - ELLA: Yes, Curtis. 355 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:34,413 - You want me to close? - ELLA: Yes. 356 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:43,034 - Okay. So now, um, what did you say? 357 00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:45,931 - You know he comin' back. 358 00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:50,034 - Okay, Jazzy, sit down. Let me tell you something. 359 00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:53,000 Let me tell you about waiting... 360 00:16:53,103 --> 00:16:56,068 and being abstinent. 361 00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:58,448 - Auntie, you already have. 362 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,724 - Well, I wanna tell you again. 363 00:17:01,827 --> 00:17:03,379 So, indulge me. 364 00:17:05,689 --> 00:17:07,310 Jazmine, baby, listen. 365 00:17:07,413 --> 00:17:11,965 There is something so special about waiting for the man that 366 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:14,137 you're gonna spend the rest of your life with. 367 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,586 - But what if I don't wanna do that? 368 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:22,448 - Well, you don't want to be a number. 369 00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:23,551 - Auntie... 370 00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:26,275 - What? 371 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:30,758 - Do you know how-- how things go nowadays? 372 00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:34,000 - What do you mean? I think I do. 373 00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:36,000 - Let me show you. Check this out. 374 00:17:36,103 --> 00:17:37,379 - Check what out? - Okay. Look at this. 375 00:17:37,482 --> 00:17:42,413 This right here is called social media. 376 00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:45,137 - I know about social media. - Oh, okay. 377 00:17:45,241 --> 00:17:48,482 - Chit-chat, snip-snap. 378 00:17:48,586 --> 00:17:50,827 - That is what girls send to guys nowadays. 379 00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:53,103 - What? - Take a good look. 380 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,586 - Ooh, Jazmine! And--and, um-- 381 00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:58,206 Ooh-hoo! And they do-- 382 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:02,793 - Right. They send something called a DM. 383 00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,862 - A DM? - Mm-hmm. 384 00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:08,275 - Devil mail. Devil mail. 385 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,689 That, that, that, that, that, that-- 386 00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:10,896 - Whatever you wanna call it. 387 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,655 - Listen, that is not good. - I know, look. 388 00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:15,448 If you like a guy nowadays, 389 00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:17,310 that's what you have to deal with. 390 00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:19,931 - Well, you don't have to deal with it if you get a man 391 00:18:20,034 --> 00:18:23,172 that loves you and tells you that you're special, 392 00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:26,758 and knows that you're special, and he waits with you. 393 00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:30,655 - He'd do that? - If he loves you. 394 00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:35,206 - Okay. Where he at? 395 00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:38,413 - You gotta wait, baby. 396 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,482 - [sighs] I hear you. 397 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,517 - Now, let me tell you something else. 398 00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:43,689 - Okay. 399 00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:50,137 - If you make a man wait for you... 400 00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:53,413 they have more respect for you. 401 00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:56,689 They don't respect none of those girls. 402 00:18:56,793 --> 00:18:58,448 They don't respect them. 403 00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:04,137 - Yeah, I know. - But if you know that, 404 00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:06,586 you don't wanna be one of those girls. 405 00:19:06,689 --> 00:19:09,482 - But they seem to be having so much more fun than me. 406 00:19:09,586 --> 00:19:11,103 - Who cares about fun? 407 00:19:13,206 --> 00:19:16,379 - I care about fun. - Okay. 408 00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:18,413 - Auntie, young people care about fun! 409 00:19:19,862 --> 00:19:22,241 Old people don't wanna say I don't care about fun no more. 410 00:19:24,448 --> 00:19:26,724 - Okay, Jazzy. Pull it back out 411 00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:30,034 and look at what they're saying about her in the comments. 412 00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:32,068 You don't wanna be like that. 413 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,482 You want them to talk about you like that? 414 00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:35,068 - JAZMINE: No. - Does that sound fun? 415 00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:38,344 - No, Ma'am, it doesn't. 416 00:19:38,448 --> 00:19:41,551 - Take your time. Just take your time. 417 00:19:41,655 --> 00:19:43,000 - I'll try. 418 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,517 - Here's what you do. Tell him you're not doing it. 419 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:53,551 And if he leaves, he was only trying to get in your pants. 420 00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:56,517 But if you tell him that you wanna wait, 421 00:19:56,620 --> 00:20:00,965 and he waits with you, then you found someone special. 422 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:04,689 - But what do I do if he actually does leave? 423 00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:06,931 - Let him leave! Let him! 424 00:20:07,034 --> 00:20:08,413 He's a bozo! 425 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:16,965 'Cause if he says that he wants to, and you say you don't, 426 00:20:17,068 --> 00:20:19,172 and then he pressures you--"You gotta do this, 427 00:20:19,275 --> 00:20:21,103 you gotta do this, you gotta do this-- 428 00:20:21,206 --> 00:20:23,034 then he's trying to control you. 429 00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:25,827 And you know you're smarter than that. 430 00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:28,206 - Yeah, I am. - I know you are. 431 00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:32,931 - Thanks, Auntie. 432 00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:36,793 I think I'm gonna go home. 433 00:20:36,896 --> 00:20:38,344 - Just like that? 434 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:41,413 Mwah. 435 00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:43,034 - I love you. - I love you, too. 436 00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:44,379 Are you gonna talk to your momma? 437 00:20:44,482 --> 00:20:46,655 - Uh, I'll--I'll--I'll get around to that. 438 00:20:46,758 --> 00:20:48,275 I appreciate you, though. 439 00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:49,827 - ELLA: You don't want to be a number! 440 00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:51,103 - JAZMINE: I'll see you later. 441 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,310 - God, please bless that child. 442 00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:55,275 - ♪ 443 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,689 - [crying] Let her wait, Lord. 444 00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:00,517 Let her wait. 445 00:21:29,517 --> 00:21:31,344 - ♪ 446 00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:38,103 - ♪ 32439

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