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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,793 --> 00:00:04,068 - MALIK: Auntie Ella, I think Lisa's pregnant. 2 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:06,793 - [laughs] He is too young. 3 00:00:06,896 --> 00:00:08,172 - He ain't got no job. 4 00:00:08,275 --> 00:00:09,793 - Now, when did you meet this girl? 5 00:00:09,896 --> 00:00:13,206 - What's up? - Ooh! Girl is fine! 6 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:14,448 - I don't believe in marriage. 7 00:00:14,551 --> 00:00:16,172 I don't believe in the Bible, either. 8 00:00:16,275 --> 00:00:18,379 - What do you do for a living? - I'm a stripper. 9 00:00:18,482 --> 00:00:19,965 - I love her! - Curtis-- 10 00:00:20,068 --> 00:00:21,310 - Can we see something? 11 00:00:21,413 --> 00:00:22,758 - When are you telling your parents? 12 00:00:22,862 --> 00:00:24,241 - Today. We about to go over there. 13 00:00:24,344 --> 00:00:26,655 - This is about to be an eventful evening. 14 00:00:26,758 --> 00:00:28,172 - Oh, she runnin'. - Are you coming, baby? 15 00:00:28,275 --> 00:00:29,827 - I'm coming. - [laughs] 16 00:00:29,931 --> 00:00:31,103 Oh, this is gonna be good. 17 00:00:33,275 --> 00:00:36,206 Hoody-hoo! Hoody-hoo! 18 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:39,344 Come on in. We're home. Come on in! 19 00:00:39,448 --> 00:00:41,896 - Where the family-- - [laughs] 20 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,206 - Where the family at? - Look who we found. 21 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,137 - Yeah, I already saw Malik. - Oh, you saw Malik? 22 00:00:46,241 --> 00:00:48,620 - Yeah. - Did you see her? 23 00:00:48,724 --> 00:00:49,586 - Hey! 24 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:53,586 What's up? - What's up? 25 00:00:53,689 --> 00:00:55,724 - [laughs] 'Sup? 26 00:00:55,827 --> 00:00:58,137 - Hi. - You remember me? 27 00:00:58,241 --> 00:01:01,000 - How could I forget you? 28 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:02,931 - Right, I am a little hard to forget. 29 00:01:03,034 --> 00:01:06,034 - [laughter] 30 00:01:06,137 --> 00:01:07,379 - Now, that you are. 31 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:13,034 - Is CJ home? - He'll be here any minute. 32 00:01:13,137 --> 00:01:16,068 - Malik got something he wanna tell you. 33 00:01:16,172 --> 00:01:17,241 - Good, finally. What is it? 34 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:18,655 - No, no, he wanna wait. 35 00:01:20,655 --> 00:01:22,689 - Okay. 36 00:01:22,793 --> 00:01:25,310 Miss Ella, what are you-- what are you doing here? 37 00:01:25,413 --> 00:01:30,275 - Oh, I just came by. - Did you cook dinner or-- 38 00:01:30,379 --> 00:01:32,931 - No, I figured I would do that over here. 39 00:01:33,034 --> 00:01:34,413 Yeah. - That's a good idea. 40 00:01:34,517 --> 00:01:36,068 - I'll--I'll do that. - That's a good idea. 41 00:01:36,172 --> 00:01:37,310 - Excuse me. [coughs] 42 00:01:37,413 --> 00:01:39,068 - I just finished cooking for the twins. 43 00:01:39,172 --> 00:01:41,310 - Oh, you did? - We'll eat whatever you got. 44 00:01:41,413 --> 00:01:43,758 - No, we'll just see what you have in the fridge. 45 00:01:43,862 --> 00:01:45,931 - Yeah, yeah. 46 00:01:46,034 --> 00:01:51,379 - All right, Curtis, I see, uh, gluten free, farm raised. 47 00:01:51,482 --> 00:01:55,241 Something like butter. Coconut sugar. 48 00:01:55,344 --> 00:01:59,137 Uh...almond butter. Almond flour. 49 00:01:59,241 --> 00:02:02,103 Oh, here we are! Ha, ha, ha! 50 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:05,137 Avocados! 51 00:02:05,241 --> 00:02:08,034 - Avocados are delicious. - I'm coming to the stage! 52 00:02:08,137 --> 00:02:10,758 - Baby, baby! - You ready to go? 53 00:02:10,862 --> 00:02:12,241 - Curtis! 54 00:02:13,379 --> 00:02:14,793 - He's ready to go. That's good, though. 55 00:02:14,896 --> 00:02:16,241 That's good. - Avocados! 56 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:18,310 - Oh, are delicious. 57 00:02:19,827 --> 00:02:21,793 Uh, we're gonna starve with all that other sh-- 58 00:02:21,896 --> 00:02:23,310 - Curtis! 59 00:02:23,413 --> 00:02:25,827 - Sugar. I was gonna say sugar. 60 00:02:25,931 --> 00:02:28,241 - Never mind. I'll just... 61 00:02:28,344 --> 00:02:30,586 make something when CJ gets here. 62 00:02:30,689 --> 00:02:31,862 At my house. 63 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,413 - Is anybody gonna tell me what's going on? 64 00:02:35,517 --> 00:02:36,620 - Well... 65 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:39,379 ♪ Well, well, well, well, well, well, well ♪ 66 00:02:39,482 --> 00:02:40,241 ♪ He... 67 00:02:40,344 --> 00:02:42,931 He wants to tell you. 68 00:02:43,034 --> 00:02:45,034 - I'll tell you. - No, you will not. 69 00:02:45,137 --> 00:02:47,068 - Yes, I will. - Curtis? 70 00:02:47,172 --> 00:02:49,379 - [stutters] 71 00:02:49,482 --> 00:02:50,586 - Curtis. 72 00:02:50,689 --> 00:02:54,103 - If you find something that got sugar in it-- 73 00:02:54,206 --> 00:02:55,827 - You won't be telling her anything. 74 00:02:55,931 --> 00:02:57,103 - Is that right? 75 00:02:57,206 --> 00:02:58,379 - There is nothing good in that refrigerator. 76 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:00,344 - I know, that's right. 77 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,586 - You all took all the good out of your food. 78 00:03:02,689 --> 00:03:05,620 - Can somebody just please tell me what's going on? 79 00:03:05,724 --> 00:03:08,655 - Mm, well, why don't we just wait until CJ gets here? 80 00:03:08,758 --> 00:03:09,689 - Yeah. - Yes. 81 00:03:09,793 --> 00:03:11,000 - No! I don't like this! 82 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:12,068 - Well, you sure ain't gonna like 83 00:03:12,172 --> 00:03:13,827 what Malik's gonna say next. 84 00:03:16,103 --> 00:03:19,000 Did you see how that girl jumped up when you said "delicious"? 85 00:03:19,103 --> 00:03:21,344 - Curtis, you said "delicious." 86 00:03:21,448 --> 00:03:23,206 - And then dug in your pocket. 87 00:03:23,310 --> 00:03:25,275 - I'm sorry. 88 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,068 Let me see if it work again. 89 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:29,137 Avocados are delicious. 90 00:03:29,241 --> 00:03:30,551 - Oh! 91 00:03:30,655 --> 00:03:33,068 - That's her! That's her! That's her! 92 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:34,517 - That's who? 93 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:36,000 That's who? 94 00:03:36,103 --> 00:03:37,275 That's her who? 95 00:03:39,448 --> 00:03:51,379 - ♪ 96 00:03:52,413 --> 00:03:57,379 ♪ 97 00:04:00,689 --> 00:04:03,172 - So is no one going to tell me what's going on? 98 00:04:03,275 --> 00:04:04,517 - Ooh, I wanna tell you. 99 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,103 - No, no, no. No, you're not. 100 00:04:06,206 --> 00:04:07,724 No, you're not. He wants to tell you. 101 00:04:07,827 --> 00:04:09,862 No, Malik wants to tell you. 102 00:04:09,965 --> 00:04:12,620 - No, that'll ruin it. 103 00:04:12,724 --> 00:04:13,793 - Fine. - Call CJ. 104 00:04:13,896 --> 00:04:14,896 - I will. 105 00:04:17,551 --> 00:04:18,448 - Ooh! 106 00:04:18,551 --> 00:04:19,482 No need. 107 00:04:19,586 --> 00:04:22,758 - CURTIS: [laughs] Ooh, there he is. 108 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,827 - There he is! Mwah, mwah! 109 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,000 Hi, CJ. 110 00:04:27,103 --> 00:04:29,275 - Hi, CJ! - Aww. 111 00:04:29,379 --> 00:04:31,172 - So is it our night to do Sunday dinner? 112 00:04:31,275 --> 00:04:32,103 - No. - Yeah-- 113 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:33,655 - No, nah, nah. 114 00:04:33,758 --> 00:04:38,724 We don't want any of that grassfed... 115 00:04:38,827 --> 00:04:41,655 raw food stuff. 116 00:04:41,758 --> 00:04:44,448 - Come on, let's go sit down. - What's going on? 117 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:47,517 - Your son is here, and he got something to tell you. 118 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,482 - He's supposed to be at school. - Mm-hmm. 119 00:04:49,586 --> 00:04:51,241 - Yeah, I know. But he's not. 120 00:04:53,344 --> 00:04:56,000 - Malik and Lisa are here in the living room. 121 00:04:56,103 --> 00:04:58,413 - Lisa? - Lisa. 122 00:04:58,517 --> 00:04:59,413 - Oh, lord. 123 00:05:01,172 --> 00:05:02,551 - Have you seen her? 124 00:05:02,655 --> 00:05:04,793 - Yes. - Where did you see her first? 125 00:05:06,275 --> 00:05:08,551 I know where I saw her first. 126 00:05:08,655 --> 00:05:10,241 - Where did you see her first? 127 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,724 - Avocados are delicious. 128 00:05:13,793 --> 00:05:15,896 I can't keep my eyes off of her. 129 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,103 - Curtis, I'm not playing with you. 130 00:05:18,206 --> 00:05:20,275 Try me one more time. 131 00:05:20,379 --> 00:05:21,862 Please, keep trying me. 132 00:05:23,137 --> 00:05:24,241 - The--okay. 133 00:05:24,344 --> 00:05:25,655 When you get mad, what you gonna do? 134 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:27,551 - The big D, Curtis. 135 00:05:27,655 --> 00:05:30,896 - For Delicious? - Keep it up, Curtis! 136 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,827 - Well, it's a good thing you didn't big D me 20 years ago. 137 00:05:36,068 --> 00:05:38,413 'Cause then I D at the club. 138 00:05:39,344 --> 00:05:40,724 Eat avocados! 139 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:44,827 - Curtis-- - 'Cause avocados... 140 00:05:44,931 --> 00:05:47,275 are delicious. 141 00:05:47,379 --> 00:05:49,827 - You are old enough to be her granddaddy. 142 00:05:49,931 --> 00:05:52,551 - I'll be a happy granddaddy. 143 00:05:52,655 --> 00:05:54,275 - ELLA: Shut up! 144 00:05:54,379 --> 00:05:59,344 - [laughs] And I'm dying to eat avocados. 145 00:06:00,586 --> 00:06:01,758 - Too much. - Too much? 146 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,344 - Too much. 147 00:06:03,448 --> 00:06:05,068 - Now, you do know one thing, though. 148 00:06:05,172 --> 00:06:06,034 - Don't. 149 00:06:06,137 --> 00:06:07,724 - Avocados... 150 00:06:07,827 --> 00:06:08,931 are delicious. 151 00:06:10,793 --> 00:06:13,034 And I bet these cookies are, too. 152 00:06:13,137 --> 00:06:15,689 - [chuckles] Mm-mm. 153 00:06:17,862 --> 00:06:19,000 Curtis! 154 00:06:22,034 --> 00:06:23,379 Did you just put that back? 155 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:26,620 - I feel like I'm chewing bricks. 156 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:29,620 - I just made those. 157 00:06:29,724 --> 00:06:31,689 - You...just made 'em? - Yes. 158 00:06:31,793 --> 00:06:33,931 - Like, in 2020? 159 00:06:34,034 --> 00:06:36,172 - As in 20 minutes before you guys walked in. 160 00:06:36,275 --> 00:06:37,586 - For what? 161 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,758 - For my children. They love them. 162 00:06:39,862 --> 00:06:41,275 - [chortles] 163 00:06:41,379 --> 00:06:43,482 - [laughs] 164 00:06:43,586 --> 00:06:45,724 - That's what's wrong with your children. 165 00:06:45,827 --> 00:06:48,310 - I knew you were gonna say that. 166 00:06:48,413 --> 00:06:50,482 - Stop talking about our healthy food choices. 167 00:06:50,586 --> 00:06:54,931 - I ain't never had a--a bite of healthy food! 168 00:06:55,034 --> 00:06:56,241 And look at me. 169 00:06:56,344 --> 00:06:58,000 - [laughs] 170 00:06:58,103 --> 00:06:59,620 - I'm the picture of health! 171 00:07:02,482 --> 00:07:05,793 - I don't know where that picture is. 172 00:07:05,896 --> 00:07:07,724 - In the museum. 173 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:09,793 - Baby, that ain't a good argument. 174 00:07:11,482 --> 00:07:13,103 - I'm just saying. 175 00:07:13,206 --> 00:07:14,965 - ELLA: Don't say. Just hush. 176 00:07:16,275 --> 00:07:19,655 - But--but tell me something. What is Lisa doing here? 177 00:07:19,758 --> 00:07:21,206 - Let's ask Lisa. - Oh, yeah! 178 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,448 [makes excited noises] 179 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:25,655 - Hold up, hold up. Where are you going? 180 00:07:25,758 --> 00:07:27,724 - We're coming in with you. 181 00:07:27,827 --> 00:07:30,137 - Oh, we wouldn't miss it for the world. 182 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:34,448 - Why? - Mm, we wanna support Malik. 183 00:07:34,551 --> 00:07:35,965 - Oh, this real bad. 184 00:07:45,275 --> 00:07:46,344 - Come on, baby. 185 00:07:48,172 --> 00:07:50,172 - Hello, Son. 186 00:07:50,275 --> 00:07:52,655 - Dad. - Hey! 187 00:07:52,758 --> 00:07:54,655 - How you doin'? - I'm all right. 188 00:07:54,758 --> 00:07:56,413 - Oh, that's a good question. 189 00:07:57,586 --> 00:07:59,275 How are you doing? 190 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,000 - Curtis. If you don't-- 191 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:04,551 [chuckles] 192 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:07,448 - Dad, you remember Lisa. 193 00:08:07,551 --> 00:08:10,275 - Yeah, I remember Lisa. 194 00:08:10,379 --> 00:08:11,689 - I remember Lisa, too. 195 00:08:13,724 --> 00:08:15,586 - How are you? - I'm good! 196 00:08:15,689 --> 00:08:17,689 - That's a good question. 197 00:08:17,793 --> 00:08:19,586 She good. She real good. 198 00:08:21,241 --> 00:08:22,551 - Uncle Curtis. 199 00:08:22,655 --> 00:08:24,275 - Huh? - I got this. 200 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,827 - Okay, then, can you get to it? 201 00:08:26,931 --> 00:08:28,517 - Somebody please tell me what's going on. 202 00:08:30,448 --> 00:08:32,586 - Okay, well, um... 203 00:08:32,689 --> 00:08:33,793 - Malik? 204 00:08:35,241 --> 00:08:36,620 - Curtis, be quiet. 205 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,689 - The floor is yours. 206 00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:43,689 - Son? - Stand up, baby. 207 00:08:45,344 --> 00:08:47,586 Mom, Dad... 208 00:08:47,689 --> 00:08:50,448 I know that both of you love me. 209 00:08:50,551 --> 00:08:53,000 - What is he doing? 210 00:08:53,103 --> 00:08:57,310 - Excuse us. Shush, shush, shush, shush up. 211 00:08:57,413 --> 00:08:59,206 - Baby, I can't help it. 212 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:03,379 - And I know that both of you are really proud of me. 213 00:09:03,482 --> 00:09:06,379 - Yes. - Not for long. [laughs] 214 00:09:06,482 --> 00:09:08,137 - Curtis? 215 00:09:08,241 --> 00:09:11,379 Do not talk anymore. 216 00:09:11,482 --> 00:09:13,448 - Ella, I can't help it. 217 00:09:13,551 --> 00:09:17,275 You know how black people gotta talk to the screen. 218 00:09:17,379 --> 00:09:19,241 - We're not on screen. 219 00:09:19,344 --> 00:09:22,206 - Really? - Hm. 220 00:09:23,862 --> 00:09:27,034 - Son, what are you trying to say? 221 00:09:27,137 --> 00:09:29,482 - Please, I just don't want you two to be mad at me. 222 00:09:30,758 --> 00:09:33,310 - What could possibly make us mad at you? 223 00:09:33,413 --> 00:09:35,241 - What I'm about to tell you. 224 00:09:35,344 --> 00:09:36,931 - I think you can give it a try. 225 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,241 - ELLA: [chuckles] 226 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:39,862 - Let's see if you can make him mad. 227 00:09:39,965 --> 00:09:40,793 - ELLA: [chuckles] 228 00:09:40,896 --> 00:09:42,655 - Put your heart into it, boy! 229 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:44,137 Like you put your back into it. 230 00:09:44,241 --> 00:09:45,862 He was making that-- - Curtis! 231 00:09:47,931 --> 00:09:49,000 - Almost did it. 232 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,620 Would you just tell him? - I'm getting to it, all right? 233 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:56,068 - Well, get to it already! - Please! 234 00:09:56,172 --> 00:10:00,000 - Will somebody tell me? - Go on ahead, baby, tell him. 235 00:10:00,103 --> 00:10:01,379 - ELLA: Mm-hmm! 236 00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:03,344 - Well, Lisa's pregnant. 237 00:10:03,448 --> 00:10:04,931 - Ow! 238 00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:08,103 [laughs] Surprise! 239 00:10:08,206 --> 00:10:10,172 - Ain't she cute? 240 00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:11,172 - She's what? 241 00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:14,758 - Sh--sh--she's--she's pregnant. 242 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,379 - I don't know what I thought. Okay. 243 00:10:20,482 --> 00:10:22,137 - Okay, she goin' crazy. 244 00:10:22,241 --> 00:10:23,931 - Baby? - What? 245 00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:26,620 - Where are you going? - I left something on the stove. 246 00:10:29,758 --> 00:10:32,068 - Yeah, she's going to get her gluten-free scream. 247 00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:37,965 - [pots and pans clanking, crashing] 248 00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:42,724 - Ooh, god! 249 00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:45,172 - She took that well. 250 00:10:45,275 --> 00:10:48,275 - JANINE: [screams] - Ya think? 251 00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:50,413 - Dad? - I'm going to help your mother. 252 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,758 - Well, say something. 253 00:10:53,482 --> 00:10:54,793 - I'll be right back. 254 00:10:59,275 --> 00:11:00,896 - You don't think they're happy about the baby? 255 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,000 - [pots and pans clanking, crashing] 256 00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:10,586 - [laughs] - They're making room for it. 257 00:11:15,689 --> 00:11:17,034 - Hey! - Not now, Uncle Curtis! 258 00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:20,206 - Hey, I'm enjoying this. 259 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:22,793 I don't know about nobody else, but I'm enjoying it. 260 00:11:22,896 --> 00:11:24,827 - What are you talking about? This is not funny. 261 00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:28,758 - I didn't say it was funny. But I'm enjoying it. 262 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,448 - Uncle Curtis? - What? 263 00:11:31,551 --> 00:11:33,758 No. No, Janine. 264 00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:38,448 Everything that you put me through, Janine, CJ? 265 00:11:38,551 --> 00:11:40,000 Now it's coming back on you. 266 00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:42,896 I've been waiting to get even with you. 267 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,827 - Could you just stop it? - CURTIS: No. 268 00:11:44,931 --> 00:11:47,034 This is so much fun to witness. 269 00:11:49,068 --> 00:11:52,034 All these years, I've been wanting to get even. 270 00:11:52,137 --> 00:11:54,620 Ella? You know what we talked about. 271 00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:59,137 And now here we are, and look at God, Ella. 272 00:11:59,241 --> 00:12:00,482 - Curtis. 273 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:04,241 - Can you please get your husband? 274 00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:05,896 - No. - Please?! Aunt Ella-- 275 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,758 - How about that? - "Please take him!" 276 00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:10,482 - JANINE: I don't want it. Please? 277 00:12:10,586 --> 00:12:11,655 - Come on, Curtis. Come on. 278 00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:12,931 - CURTIS: No! - ELLA: Let's go sit down. 279 00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:15,655 - Listen to me, Ella. - Uh-huh? 280 00:12:15,758 --> 00:12:17,344 - This is in the Bible, Ella. 281 00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:19,827 - Be serious. 282 00:12:19,931 --> 00:12:21,275 - Ella, it's in the Bible. 283 00:12:23,172 --> 00:12:26,206 Can't get no more serious than that, Ella. 284 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,379 - What are you talking about? 285 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:30,551 - Oh, you need to read, Ella. 286 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:35,482 Steve Jobs 8-- - [laughs] 287 00:12:35,586 --> 00:12:37,241 - --8 through 31. 288 00:12:38,586 --> 00:12:43,517 It said, "You do unto your parents... 289 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:45,551 and it's gonna do it unto you." 290 00:12:47,172 --> 00:12:48,586 Tell me it didn't say it. - Curtis-- 291 00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:50,758 - Tell me it didn't say it. - It didn't say it. 292 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,379 Baby, you've got to read the Bible 293 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,586 before you can quote the Bible. 294 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,103 And that's not even a quote. 295 00:13:01,172 --> 00:13:03,827 - Baby, I be trying to read it, but it put me to sleep. 296 00:13:03,931 --> 00:13:06,482 - Aunt Ella, can you please take him so we can talk? 297 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,965 - God is so good. - Yes, He is, now. 298 00:13:09,068 --> 00:13:11,068 - Do you see how He worked that thing? 299 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:13,275 See how that thing flipped? 300 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,068 Y'all be blessed. 301 00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:20,000 - So? - Yeah. 302 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,310 - He's right. 303 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:25,793 - About what? The Bible? 304 00:13:25,896 --> 00:13:27,620 - Come on, now, you know he don't know the Word. 305 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,000 - This is crazy. 306 00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:32,655 - I'm not ready to be a grandma! 307 00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:34,862 - I ain't ready to be no grandfather! 308 00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:40,758 - Look at me. - I'm lookin' at you. 309 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,551 And, baby? - Huh? 310 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,758 - You know what? You were slim-- 311 00:13:43,862 --> 00:13:45,034 - Uh-huh. - --and then you got the-- 312 00:13:45,137 --> 00:13:47,000 - The--the? Ha, ha! - Yeah, listen. 313 00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:49,655 You're more beautiful than the day I met you. 314 00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:52,000 - I know. - Whew. 315 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:57,793 This is a mess. - Yeah. 316 00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:03,034 But--but--but--but-- we got married, 317 00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:05,620 and I was pregnant with Malik. - But you wasn't on no pole. 318 00:14:05,724 --> 00:14:07,034 - I definitely wasn't on no pole. 319 00:14:08,827 --> 00:14:10,724 But I did have my own... 320 00:14:10,827 --> 00:14:12,241 set of issues. 321 00:14:12,344 --> 00:14:13,586 - I know. 322 00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:16,379 - And we made it through them. - With the whole family. 323 00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:17,931 - With the whole-- everybody. 324 00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,724 - Listen, went looking for you. 325 00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:23,551 - Yeah... - Okay. I'm--I'm sorry. 326 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,862 But we did. 327 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:29,172 - Okay, so, what are we gonna do? 328 00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:31,724 - We're gonna go out here. - Mm-hmm. 329 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:34,551 - And we're gonna support our son in his decisions. 330 00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:36,551 - Right. - I love you. 331 00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:38,551 - I love you. 332 00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:41,068 - Give me some more. - [giggles] 333 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,965 - You know... 334 00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:44,965 if I gotta go through this-- - Mm-hmm. 335 00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:48,172 - --I'm so glad I got you by my side. 336 00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:50,379 - I feel the same way. - Come on. 337 00:14:50,482 --> 00:14:51,724 - I still don't like her. 338 00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:56,620 - Yes, Dad? 339 00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:58,379 - Look... 340 00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,827 your mom and I just had a talk. 341 00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:01,965 - This about to be good. 342 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,310 This about to be good. - We stand with you. 343 00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:07,620 - What? - What? 344 00:15:07,724 --> 00:15:09,241 - You do? - Yes. 345 00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:12,379 - This some bullshit right here. - Curtis! 346 00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:15,551 Now, you know what? You have gone way too far, now. 347 00:15:15,655 --> 00:15:17,689 - All I said was sugar. 348 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,344 - We raised you the best we could. 349 00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:23,379 And it was Uncle Curtis that showed us that, uh... 350 00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:25,275 this is what it is and we should stay calm. 351 00:15:28,206 --> 00:15:30,241 - Wait, what? 352 00:15:30,344 --> 00:15:31,655 - Right, what? 353 00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:33,310 - Yeah, I mean, you telling us 354 00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:35,758 that everything that we put you through, 355 00:15:35,862 --> 00:15:37,068 and the only way that we got through it 356 00:15:37,172 --> 00:15:39,448 was with you and Aunt Ella. 357 00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:41,724 And...we wanna be that for you. 358 00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:43,241 - More bullshit. 359 00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:47,965 - Wow, Dad. Thanks. 360 00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:50,517 - I am extremely disappointed in you. 361 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:51,827 - So am I. - Hold up. 362 00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:54,103 Why y'all disappointed? This, like, natural stuff. 363 00:15:57,448 --> 00:15:58,862 Don't try [unintelligible]. 364 00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:03,206 - And they like natural stuff. 365 00:16:04,655 --> 00:16:06,482 - Yes. 366 00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:08,827 But we had hoped that Malik would be married-- 367 00:16:08,931 --> 00:16:11,172 - Uh! I don't believe in marriage. 368 00:16:12,413 --> 00:16:14,275 - You didn't know that she did not believe in marriage? 369 00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:17,206 - Yes, yes. 370 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,655 She dropped that little nugget last time she was here. 371 00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:22,655 - Oh. [chuckles] Carry on. Carry on. 372 00:16:22,758 --> 00:16:24,068 - I'm glad we got this all worked out. 373 00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:25,965 Now I gotta go to work. - Where you workin' at now? 374 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,241 - The Ladies' Den. - That's where you at now? 375 00:16:28,344 --> 00:16:29,448 - Yeah. 376 00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:31,620 - I ain't been to that one--never heard of it. 377 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,793 - [laughs] - Yes, you have. 378 00:16:32,896 --> 00:16:35,206 I've seen you there. - The hell you did. 379 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:38,793 - Yes, I did. - No, you didn't. 380 00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:40,551 Don't y'all have a code or something? 381 00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:41,724 - Oh, that's right. 382 00:16:41,827 --> 00:16:43,206 You didn't. - That's right. 383 00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:46,413 You didn't see me nowhere. [laughs] 384 00:16:46,517 --> 00:16:48,137 - My bad! - Yeah, your bad! 385 00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:52,379 Your bad. - I'll be back on Saturday. 386 00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:54,172 I don't get up 'til about 3 in the afternoon, though. 387 00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:56,379 - So, wait, whoa, whoa. Saturday? 388 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,965 - Yeah, I'm bringing my stuff. - For what? 389 00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:00,862 - Uh, he ain't tell you? 390 00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:03,000 We movin' in. - Hallelujah! 391 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:07,931 Hallelujah! - Curtis, you know what? 392 00:17:08,034 --> 00:17:11,000 - No. He did not tell us that. 393 00:17:11,103 --> 00:17:14,241 - Yeah. - Wait, honey. 394 00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:17,241 Let me ask you something. - What's up? 395 00:17:17,344 --> 00:17:22,172 - So you are going to work as a stripper and you're pregnant? 396 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,931 - Yeah, I gotta make this money, baby, 397 00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:26,310 before this baby ruin this figure. 398 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:30,655 - CURTIS: [laughs] And what a figure it is! 399 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,206 [laughs] 400 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:34,931 - [laughs] 401 00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:36,896 I'm so sick of you. 402 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,241 - All right, I'll see y'all. 403 00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:41,551 Uh, come on, Malik. I gotta go. 404 00:17:41,655 --> 00:17:42,965 - I'm gonna get it for her. 405 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,137 Let me get it. 406 00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:50,137 - Did you see him? 407 00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:52,413 - Did he leave? - Yes. 408 00:17:52,517 --> 00:17:53,724 - All right, Dad. 409 00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:55,517 I'll be back, and then we can talk. 410 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,413 - Okay, Son. 411 00:17:57,517 --> 00:17:59,793 - I love you all. - Yeah, I love you, too. 412 00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:01,413 - Love you. 413 00:18:06,827 --> 00:18:09,310 So... 414 00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:11,620 Uncle Curtis just left you. 415 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,241 - For the stripper. 416 00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:17,206 - He got 30 seconds to get back in here. 417 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:19,655 One. 418 00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:20,724 Two. 419 00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:27,827 - Hey, baby. 420 00:18:27,931 --> 00:18:29,448 - Well, now. 421 00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:32,586 - I can't believe it. 422 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:35,862 - Me either. 423 00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:37,896 I thought when you all were young, things were bad. 424 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,137 But, uh, the world is different now. 425 00:18:40,241 --> 00:18:41,862 - Tell me about it. 426 00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:44,379 - I mean, we can't let her keep stripping. 427 00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,551 - Ella, you leave that girl alone. 428 00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:51,379 She got a dream, too. 429 00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:55,827 - Curtis? 430 00:18:55,931 --> 00:18:59,000 You got one more time. 431 00:19:01,344 --> 00:19:03,689 - Sorry, baby. - See y'all later. 432 00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:05,551 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 433 00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:07,068 - Get the door, Curtis. 434 00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:09,620 - Something wrong with your hand? 435 00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:12,655 [exhales loudly] 436 00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:14,931 - Yeah, somethin' wrong with my hand. 437 00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:16,379 - She mad! 438 00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:19,137 - You remember somethin' wrong with my hand. 439 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,034 - She mad at you. - I shouldn't have done that. 440 00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:22,344 - No. - No. 441 00:19:22,448 --> 00:19:25,000 - Ella! 442 00:19:25,103 --> 00:19:27,034 I got one more time. - You're in trouble. 443 00:19:27,137 --> 00:19:28,275 - Baby! 444 00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:33,172 - So, we gonna be grandparents. 445 00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:35,896 - Yeah, looks that way. 446 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,275 - Wow. - Yeah. 447 00:19:39,275 --> 00:19:42,206 Yeah, this is crazy. 448 00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:44,172 [laughs] Malik was just a little baby. 449 00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:45,448 - Mm. 450 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,724 Jazmine dating Kaleb. - Who we don't like. 451 00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:51,896 - And this boy with the stripper. 452 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,310 - Ooh, we don't like her. 453 00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:56,931 - Yeah, and we're trying to do the right thing. 454 00:19:57,034 --> 00:20:00,275 - [laughs] Yeah. Well, at least this way 455 00:20:00,379 --> 00:20:01,965 we'll be able to keep an eye on them, right? 456 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,275 - Yeah, yeah. 457 00:20:05,482 --> 00:20:09,482 - Baby, I want you to know that I mean this so strong... 458 00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:12,896 from the bottom of my heart. - Mm-hmm. 459 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,379 - She ain't movin' in here. 460 00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:18,689 - Huh? - I said what I said. 461 00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:19,896 - Okay. - Okay? 462 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,827 - Okay. - Okay. 463 00:20:20,931 --> 00:20:21,965 - All right. 464 00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:25,758 - Hope I don't sound crazy, but I don't know her. 465 00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:27,482 - I don't want her moving in neither 'cause she be 466 00:20:27,586 --> 00:20:29,482 walking around in negligees and stuff. 467 00:20:29,586 --> 00:20:30,793 I would think I was-- 468 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,068 - Why would that be what you think of? 469 00:20:32,172 --> 00:20:33,482 - I'm just saying. 470 00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:35,827 When you live someplace, that's where they be--you know. 471 00:20:35,931 --> 00:20:37,620 You've seen me get in the shower. 472 00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:41,000 - Keep going. 473 00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:45,275 - Baby, you know... 474 00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:48,896 this your house. You're the only one for me. 475 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,103 - You did ask me to buy extra avocado. 476 00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:53,551 - That was for milkshakes! 477 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,241 'Cause avocados are delicious. 478 00:20:59,586 --> 00:21:00,655 What? 479 00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:30,724 - ♪ 480 00:21:35,482 --> 00:21:39,172 - ♪ 33088

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