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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,827 --> 00:00:03,827 - MALIK: Mom. - JANINE: Yes? 2 00:00:03,931 --> 00:00:05,172 - I need to tell you and Dad something. 3 00:00:05,275 --> 00:00:06,689 - Uh, don't give me that look. What is it? 4 00:00:06,793 --> 00:00:08,827 - It's nothing, I'll just wait for Dad to come home 5 00:00:08,931 --> 00:00:10,000 to talk to both of you. 6 00:00:10,103 --> 00:00:11,413 When you and Tracy had a baby, how was it? 7 00:00:11,517 --> 00:00:12,793 - Is that girl pregnant? - What girl? 8 00:00:12,896 --> 00:00:13,758 - The one your parents don't like. 9 00:00:13,862 --> 00:00:14,862 - What? 10 00:00:14,965 --> 00:00:16,172 You and Dad don't like Lisa? - Uh. 11 00:00:16,275 --> 00:00:18,068 - What'd they say? - My dad's not home yet. 12 00:00:18,172 --> 00:00:19,241 I'm gonna go talk to my uncle. 13 00:00:19,344 --> 00:00:21,103 Uncle Curtis! - Go home! 14 00:00:21,206 --> 00:00:22,344 - I need a wise man's opinion. 15 00:00:22,448 --> 00:00:23,965 - [growls] - Why are you growling? 16 00:00:24,068 --> 00:00:25,275 - I'm trying to watch the game. 17 00:00:25,379 --> 00:00:27,482 - I need you to promise that you won't tell my dad. 18 00:00:27,586 --> 00:00:28,413 I think Lisa's pregnant. 19 00:00:28,517 --> 00:00:29,896 - Who's Lisa? - My girlfriend. 20 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,482 - What the-- - Shhh! 21 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:36,000 - [mumbling] 22 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:37,517 Get your hand off my mouth. 23 00:00:39,068 --> 00:00:41,862 Say what? - Yeah. 24 00:00:41,965 --> 00:00:43,793 I think Lisa's pregnant. 25 00:00:43,896 --> 00:00:45,206 - For who? 26 00:00:46,620 --> 00:00:47,689 - Uncle Curtis. 27 00:00:47,793 --> 00:00:49,724 - Well, I--it ain't my baby. 28 00:00:49,827 --> 00:00:52,517 - No one--I know that. I'm just-- 29 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:55,551 - Then don't be blaming me! - I'm not blaming you. 30 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:56,896 - I said, "For who?" 31 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,551 And you said, "Uncle Curtis." 32 00:00:59,655 --> 00:01:01,241 - Can you just listen? 33 00:01:01,344 --> 00:01:04,068 - I can't listen if you're accusing me of having a baby. 34 00:01:05,862 --> 00:01:07,413 Do you know how old I am? 35 00:01:08,758 --> 00:01:10,172 I'm still "foo-tile." 36 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,896 - What is "futile"? What is that? 37 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,034 - I can still do it. 38 00:01:17,137 --> 00:01:18,241 - Okay. 39 00:01:19,172 --> 00:01:20,068 - Who's it for? 40 00:01:20,172 --> 00:01:21,413 - It's for me. 41 00:01:21,517 --> 00:01:23,172 - Uh? 42 00:01:23,275 --> 00:01:25,724 Malik. - Yeah. 43 00:01:25,827 --> 00:01:27,620 - Et tu... 44 00:01:27,724 --> 00:01:28,586 "foo-tile"? 45 00:01:30,413 --> 00:01:31,413 - I know. 46 00:01:32,448 --> 00:01:34,931 - Oh...man. 47 00:01:35,034 --> 00:01:36,793 You get it from me. 48 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:38,413 You get it--I'm sorry. 49 00:01:38,517 --> 00:01:40,206 I'm sorry I gave you that gift. 50 00:01:43,172 --> 00:01:46,000 Malik, you're out there having sex? 51 00:01:46,103 --> 00:01:48,103 - Uncle Curtis, didn't you give me condoms 52 00:01:48,206 --> 00:01:49,758 when I went to college? 53 00:01:49,862 --> 00:01:51,241 - Yes. 54 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:52,793 And you didn't use 'em. 55 00:01:54,689 --> 00:01:56,379 - Obviously, but-- 56 00:01:56,482 --> 00:01:58,655 - You don't have--you don't have no money. 57 00:01:58,758 --> 00:01:59,827 You don't have anything. 58 00:01:59,931 --> 00:02:01,344 You have nothing. 59 00:02:01,448 --> 00:02:03,793 - Believe me, I-- - How you gonna have a baby? 60 00:02:03,896 --> 00:02:05,448 - I know that. 61 00:02:05,551 --> 00:02:07,655 - This is not good, Malik. - Yeah. 62 00:02:07,758 --> 00:02:08,862 Yeah, I know. 63 00:02:08,965 --> 00:02:09,965 - Does your daddy know? 64 00:02:10,068 --> 00:02:11,310 - No, he doesn't. 65 00:02:11,413 --> 00:02:14,310 - [laughing] I can't wait to tell him. 66 00:02:14,413 --> 00:02:16,068 - What? No! - Can't wait to tell him. 67 00:02:16,172 --> 00:02:17,310 - Uncle Curtis, stop. - What? 68 00:02:17,413 --> 00:02:18,827 - You can't tell him. I wanna tell him. 69 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,724 - Oh no, I'm gonna tell him. 70 00:02:20,827 --> 00:02:24,206 I'm gonna tell him. - Uncle Curtis, please, please. 71 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:27,172 - Okay, you know what? You're right. 72 00:02:27,275 --> 00:02:28,862 You're right, you tell him. 73 00:02:28,965 --> 00:02:30,827 You need to tell him. 74 00:02:30,931 --> 00:02:32,379 But I'm gonna be there. 75 00:02:32,482 --> 00:02:34,448 Oh, I'm going with you. - Alright. 76 00:02:34,551 --> 00:02:35,862 That's fine. 77 00:02:35,965 --> 00:02:38,448 - Phew. This is not good, Malik. 78 00:02:38,551 --> 00:02:39,724 - Yeah, I know. 79 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,482 My mom was just telling me how proud of me she was. 80 00:02:41,586 --> 00:02:44,137 - Oh boy, you shot that straight to hell. 81 00:02:45,896 --> 00:02:47,724 - No. 82 00:02:47,827 --> 00:02:49,344 I'm still gonna make them proud. 83 00:02:49,448 --> 00:02:51,482 - By making 'em proud old grandparents. 84 00:02:53,103 --> 00:02:55,034 - No, by telling them. 85 00:02:55,137 --> 00:02:56,068 - Boy, you ain't gotta tell them, 86 00:02:56,172 --> 00:02:57,689 they're really gonna find out. 87 00:02:59,482 --> 00:03:01,000 Oh-oh, let me get my shoes. 88 00:03:01,103 --> 00:03:04,275 Sorry, Baby Daddy. 89 00:03:04,379 --> 00:03:07,034 - Uncle Curtis? 90 00:03:07,137 --> 00:03:08,413 - I need to get a picture of you. 91 00:03:08,517 --> 00:03:10,862 I need to get a picture of it. - For what? 92 00:03:10,965 --> 00:03:14,275 - For remembering, 'cause your daddy gonna kill you. 93 00:03:14,379 --> 00:03:15,931 - Will you please let me tell them? 94 00:03:16,034 --> 00:03:17,068 - For sure. 95 00:03:17,172 --> 00:03:19,448 For sure. 96 00:03:19,551 --> 00:03:20,896 - Thank you. - But just wait--just wait-- 97 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,793 - Uncle Curtis, please, I came here 'cause I thought 98 00:03:22,896 --> 00:03:24,034 I could trust you. 99 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,862 - Trust me? 100 00:03:25,965 --> 00:03:26,965 - MALIK: Yes. 101 00:03:27,068 --> 00:03:28,689 - You can't trust me. 102 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:29,931 - Are you serious? 103 00:03:30,034 --> 00:03:32,068 - I don't even like you. 104 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:33,517 - You really doing this right now? 105 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:36,586 - Yes, and I can't wait to tell it. 106 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,931 You know how long I've been waiting on this? 107 00:03:41,034 --> 00:03:42,275 Yeah, I'm gonna tell this. 108 00:03:42,379 --> 00:03:45,000 I'm gonna tell it. 109 00:03:45,103 --> 00:03:46,413 - Tell who what? 110 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,931 [laughs] - Tell 'em what, baby? 111 00:03:49,034 --> 00:03:50,172 - CURTIS: What? Huh? 112 00:03:50,275 --> 00:03:51,655 - Shh, shh. 113 00:03:51,758 --> 00:03:52,655 - You better not cuss. 114 00:03:52,758 --> 00:03:54,137 You better not cuss-- 115 00:03:54,241 --> 00:03:55,482 I'm not gonna-- - That baby ain't gonna cuss. 116 00:03:55,586 --> 00:03:57,000 - --ain't nobody gonna tell her you got that girl 117 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,310 pregnant, please. 118 00:04:01,689 --> 00:04:07,413 - ♪ 119 00:04:11,275 --> 00:04:13,482 - [fireworks exploding] 120 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:20,586 - ♪♪ 121 00:04:22,931 --> 00:04:25,862 - ♪ 122 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:27,137 - Mm. 123 00:04:28,103 --> 00:04:30,068 Say what? 124 00:04:30,172 --> 00:04:31,344 - Um-- - Yeah. 125 00:04:31,448 --> 00:04:32,586 - Uh, um? 126 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:35,241 - I'm--I'm gonna go. - No, no, no, no, no, sir. 127 00:04:35,344 --> 00:04:38,517 No, sir, you're not going anywhere. 128 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:40,758 Malik, what is he talking about? 129 00:04:40,862 --> 00:04:43,206 - I don't know. He's crazy. 130 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:44,586 - What is he talking about? 131 00:04:44,689 --> 00:04:46,137 - [whispers] I think it's onset like dementia or some-- 132 00:04:46,241 --> 00:04:47,275 Alzheimer's, one of 'em. 133 00:04:47,379 --> 00:04:49,379 - Those don't-- [indistinct mumbling] 134 00:04:49,482 --> 00:04:51,310 - What'd you say about me? - --making up stuff. 135 00:04:51,413 --> 00:04:53,068 - What you say about me? - I ain't say nothing. 136 00:04:53,172 --> 00:04:55,724 - Boy! Tell me what he's talking about. 137 00:04:55,827 --> 00:04:56,896 - Okay. 138 00:04:58,172 --> 00:05:01,034 There was a bird and bee. 139 00:05:01,137 --> 00:05:03,000 - Boy, don't play with me. 140 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:05,172 - Auntie Ella, I think Lisa's pregnant. 141 00:05:06,862 --> 00:05:10,275 [laughing] 142 00:05:10,379 --> 00:05:14,931 Curtis, did you-- [laughing] 143 00:05:15,034 --> 00:05:17,379 - Oh, this is when she spazzes out. 144 00:05:17,482 --> 00:05:20,068 - [laughing] Did you see how his mouth just opened 145 00:05:20,172 --> 00:05:21,896 and it just came out, "Lisa's pregnant"? 146 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,310 [laughing] 147 00:05:23,413 --> 00:05:27,241 What the--hmm-mm. 148 00:05:27,344 --> 00:05:28,172 - You better be careful. 149 00:05:28,275 --> 00:05:29,724 She almost cussed. 150 00:05:31,344 --> 00:05:33,241 - Lisa? - Yes. 151 00:05:33,344 --> 00:05:36,413 - Wait, ain't that the one they don't like? 152 00:05:36,517 --> 00:05:38,034 - Yes. 153 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:40,620 - And you got her pregnant? 154 00:05:40,724 --> 00:05:41,827 - Curtis? 155 00:05:41,931 --> 00:05:44,344 - This is gonna be good, baby. 156 00:05:44,448 --> 00:05:45,758 This is gonna be good, baby. 157 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:48,448 - Curtis, Curtis, huh-uh, just calm down, calm down. 158 00:05:48,551 --> 00:05:50,551 - Baby, we gotta go over to their house. 159 00:05:50,655 --> 00:05:51,965 We gotta go over to their house. 160 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:53,724 - Curtis, will you calm down? - Alright, I'm calm, baby. 161 00:05:53,827 --> 00:05:55,310 I'm real calm right now. - Just calm-- 162 00:05:55,413 --> 00:05:57,448 - If you could feel my inside... 163 00:05:57,551 --> 00:06:00,103 'cause my inside is tingly. 164 00:06:00,206 --> 00:06:02,103 - Curtis, stop it. - Please. 165 00:06:02,206 --> 00:06:03,482 Please stop it. 166 00:06:06,793 --> 00:06:09,241 - No, you can't get irritated with him. 167 00:06:09,344 --> 00:06:10,965 - You know what this remind me of? 168 00:06:11,068 --> 00:06:12,827 - Uh, yeah, you? 169 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:15,551 - No. 170 00:06:15,655 --> 00:06:18,724 I ain't never got any of my women pregnant. 171 00:06:18,827 --> 00:06:20,310 None of 'em. 172 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:22,517 Except for Ella. - Curtis! 173 00:06:24,068 --> 00:06:25,379 - That's not what you said earlier. 174 00:06:27,034 --> 00:06:29,344 - What are you talking about? 175 00:06:29,448 --> 00:06:31,000 - Yeah, what are you talking about? 176 00:06:32,344 --> 00:06:34,068 - You trying to throw me under the bus? 177 00:06:34,172 --> 00:06:36,793 - I'm playing, I'm playing, calm down. 178 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:41,379 - First, you running around here knocking up w--girls. 179 00:06:41,482 --> 00:06:44,241 And now you're playing games with my marriage? 180 00:06:44,344 --> 00:06:47,000 - Calm down. - No, you calm down. 181 00:06:48,862 --> 00:06:50,241 Don't be making up stuff. 182 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:52,206 - I was joking. 183 00:06:52,310 --> 00:06:55,241 - Well, your joke's about to get you cut. 184 00:06:56,344 --> 00:06:58,655 You heard me? - Okay. 185 00:06:58,758 --> 00:07:00,137 - Malik! 186 00:07:00,241 --> 00:07:01,551 - Yes, Auntie Ella? 187 00:07:03,896 --> 00:07:05,724 - Sit down. 188 00:07:05,827 --> 00:07:07,068 - Okay. 189 00:07:07,172 --> 00:07:08,965 - No. Stand up. 190 00:07:11,068 --> 00:07:13,620 You know what? Sit down. 191 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:14,931 Get up. 192 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:15,827 - I could just leave. 193 00:07:15,931 --> 00:07:17,793 - No, you sit down. - Okay. 194 00:07:21,137 --> 00:07:22,275 - So-- 195 00:07:22,379 --> 00:07:24,827 - Baby, this kind of stuff happens every day. 196 00:07:24,931 --> 00:07:26,758 You know me and you-- 197 00:07:26,862 --> 00:07:28,310 - Curtis. 198 00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:30,275 - Uuh, do I have to listen to this? 199 00:07:30,379 --> 00:07:32,793 - Don't act like you don't know what this is! 200 00:07:32,896 --> 00:07:34,379 - Curtis! 201 00:07:35,275 --> 00:07:36,724 - Get him, baby. 202 00:07:36,827 --> 00:07:38,241 Get him. 203 00:07:38,344 --> 00:07:43,068 - I thought we talked about you waiting until you got married. 204 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:46,000 - Oh, baby. Your auntie's so 2007. 205 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,103 Nobody do that no more, Ella. - Curtis. Curtis, we did. 206 00:07:50,206 --> 00:07:53,586 - You might have, but I didn't wait. 207 00:07:53,689 --> 00:07:54,689 - Curtis. 208 00:07:56,344 --> 00:07:57,896 - I'm just saying, baby. 209 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,413 - Hush, hush. 210 00:07:59,517 --> 00:08:02,965 Now, Malik, weren't you gonna wait? 211 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:06,000 Remember at church when you made the commitment? 212 00:08:06,103 --> 00:08:08,172 - Yeah, I mean, I remember. 213 00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:09,344 - Okay. 214 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:10,724 - But I was 12. 215 00:08:10,827 --> 00:08:12,689 - [laughing] 216 00:08:16,862 --> 00:08:18,379 [whispers] 12. 217 00:08:18,482 --> 00:08:20,241 - Curtis, that is not funny. 218 00:08:20,344 --> 00:08:22,000 This is serious. - Yeah. 219 00:08:23,482 --> 00:08:24,931 - Do you know how many kids are out there getting 220 00:08:25,034 --> 00:08:27,862 diseases and stuff because they don't wait? 221 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:31,241 And there are lots of Christian kids who are waiting. 222 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,827 - But he ain't one of 'em, no. 223 00:08:32,931 --> 00:08:36,620 [laughs] 224 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:38,482 - Malik, you better not laugh. 225 00:08:39,793 --> 00:08:41,689 - Okay, Aunt Ella, I just... 226 00:08:41,793 --> 00:08:43,172 realized that I didn't wanna wait. 227 00:08:43,275 --> 00:08:44,965 - I don't know why you couldn't. 228 00:08:45,068 --> 00:08:46,586 - Well, I mean, Uncle Curtis gave me condoms 229 00:08:46,689 --> 00:08:48,137 when I went to school. 230 00:08:49,206 --> 00:08:50,206 - [stuttering] 231 00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:51,517 - I was there, I remember that. 232 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:53,344 - Yeah, see, you--you were telling me to wait, 233 00:08:53,448 --> 00:08:54,931 and he was telling me, "Be careful." 234 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,379 - Really? 235 00:08:56,482 --> 00:08:58,551 Really? - Yes, ma'am. 236 00:08:58,655 --> 00:09:00,517 - You gonna listen to him? 237 00:09:03,241 --> 00:09:04,482 - Now, Ella, come on, now. 238 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,931 The boys will be boys. 239 00:09:06,034 --> 00:09:09,413 - You, come on, there are boys who are abstaining. 240 00:09:09,517 --> 00:09:11,931 - Ella, that's what we tell y'all. 241 00:09:12,034 --> 00:09:13,931 - There's nothing wrong with it. - No, there's not, baby. 242 00:09:14,034 --> 00:09:18,482 - Well, then stop it, Curtis. - Look, baby, I hear you, okay? 243 00:09:18,586 --> 00:09:20,827 But you can't put the smoke back in the pipe. 244 00:09:20,931 --> 00:09:22,448 You heard me? 245 00:09:25,448 --> 00:09:26,758 - ELLA: What are you talking about? 246 00:09:26,862 --> 00:09:28,413 - Look, baby, there's nothing we can do about it. 247 00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:31,068 The baby's coming, okay? - Curtis. 248 00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:32,275 - So, now we gotta hurry up 249 00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:33,517 and go tell them. - I get that. 250 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:35,965 I get that. I get that. 251 00:09:36,068 --> 00:09:37,586 But he is too young. 252 00:09:37,689 --> 00:09:40,482 He is too young. - Ow. 253 00:09:40,586 --> 00:09:43,206 - Well, I told him he ain't got no job. 254 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:45,103 He ain't got no money. 255 00:09:45,206 --> 00:09:47,620 - Now what we gonna do? - How you gonna have a baby? 256 00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:49,931 And he better not have twins. 257 00:09:50,034 --> 00:09:51,758 - And I'm about to have a concussion. 258 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,517 - You're gonna have a lot more than that. 259 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:59,172 - You've got a baby coming now. 260 00:09:59,275 --> 00:10:03,310 So, now you gotta man up, and do what you have to do. 261 00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:04,689 - Mm. 262 00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:06,482 - You don't sound too excited. 263 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:10,000 - I'm scared. - Ah! 264 00:10:10,103 --> 00:10:10,965 - CURTIS: [groans] 265 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:13,103 - Oh, I understand that. 266 00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:15,482 It runs in the family. 267 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:17,172 Curtis was afraid. 268 00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:20,034 He was so scared when Calvin came. 269 00:10:20,137 --> 00:10:21,379 - CURTIS: What the hell you talking about? 270 00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:23,103 Nobody scared with Calvin. 271 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,413 - Curtis, you were scared. 272 00:10:24,517 --> 00:10:26,379 You were crying every night. 273 00:10:26,482 --> 00:10:27,517 - Not 'cause I was scared. 274 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:31,137 I was sad, baby. - Sad? 275 00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:34,413 - My playa days was over. 276 00:10:34,517 --> 00:10:35,448 - Curtis? 277 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,724 - I couldn't swing no more. 278 00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:39,689 - ELLA: Curtis? - That's why I was sad. 279 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:42,965 - We were married. 280 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:46,793 When are you telling your parents? 281 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,275 - As soon as I go back home. 282 00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:50,137 - This is gonna be an eventful evening. 283 00:10:52,206 --> 00:10:53,551 - I know you're disappointed. 284 00:10:53,655 --> 00:10:55,275 - I am very disappointed, baby. 285 00:10:55,379 --> 00:10:58,241 We can be disappointed, but we're still gonna love you 286 00:10:58,344 --> 00:10:59,413 and that baby. 287 00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:00,793 - Thank you, Auntie Ella. 288 00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:03,000 - Speak for yourself, Ella. 289 00:11:04,379 --> 00:11:05,793 - I mean it. 290 00:11:05,896 --> 00:11:07,137 - Thank you, Aunt Ella. 291 00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:09,896 You always make me feel better. - I mean it. 292 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,655 So when we meeting this girl? 293 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,137 - Well, she's driving around. I can call her. 294 00:11:13,241 --> 00:11:15,931 - Driving around? - She driving around 285. 295 00:11:17,379 --> 00:11:18,586 I told her to get off at the end. 296 00:11:18,689 --> 00:11:19,586 - CURTIS: [laughs] 297 00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:20,655 - She gonna be driving. 298 00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:22,758 Isn't 285 a circle? 299 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:26,827 - Got you a bright one, huh? 300 00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:30,551 - Listen, my parents don't like her. 301 00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:32,241 - Go call her. 302 00:11:32,344 --> 00:11:33,620 - Okay. 303 00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:36,724 - Malik, come here for a minute, baby. 304 00:11:37,793 --> 00:11:39,000 - Are you gonna--are you gonna hit me again? 305 00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:41,620 - Yes. - Oh! 306 00:11:41,724 --> 00:11:43,620 - Don't--nah-ah, don't move. - Okay. 307 00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:45,068 - Don't move. - Yeah, just take it. 308 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,482 - Don't move. - Ooh. 309 00:11:46,586 --> 00:11:49,172 - Ooh! 310 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,655 - Uhh! 311 00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:52,206 - That hurt me. - Now go call her. 312 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,724 - Okay. 313 00:11:53,827 --> 00:11:54,862 S-- 314 00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:58,206 Excuse me. 315 00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:02,793 - Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. 316 00:12:06,103 --> 00:12:07,827 - Curtis, come and sit down. - They're holding hands, baby. 317 00:12:07,931 --> 00:12:09,517 They holding--he holding hands with her. 318 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:10,862 - Come on, Curtis, come on, sit down. 319 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:12,896 Sit down, sit down! - Here they come. 320 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,379 Wait, here they come, here they come. 321 00:12:14,482 --> 00:12:17,344 Here they come. Come on, act natural. 322 00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:18,620 Act natural. - Curtis! 323 00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:20,206 Ah, don't you go push me. - Act natural. 324 00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:21,586 I didn't know what that was. 325 00:12:21,689 --> 00:12:23,206 Why would I push you? 326 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,034 - Act natural. - Act natural. 327 00:12:25,137 --> 00:12:26,517 - [knocking at door] 328 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:30,620 - Oh, look, baby. 329 00:12:30,724 --> 00:12:32,689 I didn't know you were coming. 330 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:36,448 - [chuckles] Auntie Ella, Uncle Curtis, this is Lisa. 331 00:12:36,551 --> 00:12:38,172 - Hey, what's up? 332 00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:41,517 - Damn! 333 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,827 - Curtis. Mm-mm. 334 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,551 - Did I say that? - Mm-hmm. 335 00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:47,137 - I'm sorry, baby. 336 00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:49,724 That was in my soul. 337 00:12:49,827 --> 00:12:52,482 That was--she--damn, boy. 338 00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:54,206 [indistinct mumbling] 339 00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:55,862 Just give me a hug, boy! 340 00:12:57,241 --> 00:13:00,965 - Are you--Uncle Curtis, you better look at Aunt Ella. 341 00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:03,620 - [laughs] Why? 342 00:13:03,724 --> 00:13:06,620 [indistinct mumbling] 343 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,620 - Oh, you really trying to get murdered, Curtis. 344 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,517 - I'm sorry, but-- - Baby, don't do this-- 345 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,482 - I'm just saying-- - Not now. 346 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,344 - Look at her, baby. 347 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:18,862 She is fine. 348 00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:24,275 - [laughs] Hi, I'm Ella. 349 00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:27,103 - I said, "Hey, what's up?" 350 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,344 - [laughs] 351 00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:31,241 - And this is my soon-to-be ex-husband, Curtis. 352 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,965 - Oh, soon-to-be ex, what's up? 353 00:13:34,068 --> 00:13:36,206 - What's up? Girl, what's up with you? 354 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:37,965 [laughs] - [giggling] 355 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:43,034 - [laughing] 356 00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:45,827 Come on, have a seat. - LISA: Okay, thank you. 357 00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:47,827 - There you go, sit down. - What, you-- 358 00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:50,000 Curtis, if you don't sit down-- 359 00:13:54,413 --> 00:13:56,068 - [giggles] 360 00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:58,517 - Hey, Malik, I wanna holler at you in the kitchen. 361 00:13:58,620 --> 00:13:59,689 - Now? 362 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:01,793 - Right now. 363 00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:05,172 [laughs] 364 00:14:08,517 --> 00:14:09,344 He'll be back, baby. 365 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,655 - Yes. 366 00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:14,620 - Yeah, girl talk. 367 00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:16,655 Yeah, I bring Malik back, baby. 368 00:14:16,758 --> 00:14:19,034 - ELLA: I said okay. - CURTIS: Okay. 369 00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:21,275 Guuh! 370 00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:22,517 - Yes, Uncle Curtis? 371 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:24,689 - Man! 372 00:14:24,793 --> 00:14:26,379 What, huh? 373 00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:27,896 Huh? 374 00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:32,379 What she--girl is fine. 375 00:14:32,482 --> 00:14:33,862 Do you hear me? - I hear you. 376 00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:35,379 - Do you hear what I'm saying to you? 377 00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:37,000 - I hear you, Uncle Curtis. 378 00:14:37,103 --> 00:14:39,689 - I see why you like her so much. 379 00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:40,724 - I mean, she is really sweet. 380 00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:43,344 - Yeah, whatever. 381 00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:45,137 That girl is fine, Jack. 382 00:14:45,241 --> 00:14:47,931 - Okay, Uncle Curtis. - Man, she is fire! 383 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,586 I'm so glad you got it in you. 384 00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:53,793 You got it in you, nephew. 385 00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:56,034 You got it in you, boy. 386 00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:58,413 - What are you talking about? 387 00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:01,448 - Man, you pull a girl like that? 388 00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:03,275 Do you see her groove up there? 389 00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:05,034 - I've seen her, clearly. 390 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,793 Will you cut it out? - Boy! 391 00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:10,137 The body is bangin'. 392 00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:12,103 Can I say that? 393 00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:15,448 I'm gonna keep it 100 with ya. - MALIK: Okay. 394 00:15:15,551 --> 00:15:18,931 - And the booty is shuzam! 395 00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:21,793 All over the place. 396 00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:24,000 - You better not let Auntie Ella hear you say that. 397 00:15:24,103 --> 00:15:26,827 - Yeah, Aunt Ella ain't even in the conversation. 398 00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:29,103 Okay? She don't count on this one. 399 00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:30,137 You heard me? 400 00:15:32,137 --> 00:15:36,068 Yeah, I mean--I mean, it's been so long, I got used to her. 401 00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:37,068 - Okay. 402 00:15:37,172 --> 00:15:39,275 - But Auntie--don't get me wrong. 403 00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:40,965 Aunt Ella's beautiful. 404 00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:44,551 Hear me when I tell you, Ella ain't never looked like that. 405 00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:45,689 - Uncle Curtis? 406 00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:47,551 - Do you hear what I'm saying to you? 407 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,034 - MALIK: Okay. 408 00:15:49,137 --> 00:15:50,586 - She ain't even in the ballpark with that right there. 409 00:15:50,689 --> 00:15:51,689 - MALIK: I hear you. 410 00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:53,551 - That's a whole 'nother situation. 411 00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:55,344 You hear me? - You might wanna stop. 412 00:15:55,448 --> 00:15:57,137 - That girl is fire. 413 00:15:58,034 --> 00:15:59,724 You hear me? - Curtis? 414 00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:03,241 - Is she behind me? - MALIK: Yes. 415 00:16:04,586 --> 00:16:05,551 - Oh damn. 416 00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:09,551 - No, go on. - Hmm? 417 00:16:09,655 --> 00:16:10,862 - Keep talking. 418 00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:12,551 - No, we was about to pray. - "She's so fine." 419 00:16:12,655 --> 00:16:13,655 - We're about to pray, baby. 420 00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:15,310 - Keep talking, Curtis. 421 00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:17,379 - Baby, I was-- 422 00:16:17,482 --> 00:16:19,758 - Ella ain't never look like what? 423 00:16:19,862 --> 00:16:21,724 - What did you hear--you heard what? 424 00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:23,965 [indistinct mumbling] 425 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:26,172 Baby, I'm--I'm sorry. 426 00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:27,965 You know you're the only one for me, baby. 427 00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:30,655 - Don't come over here. Don't come over here. 428 00:16:30,758 --> 00:16:32,931 I'll deal with you later. 429 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:33,931 Come on, Malik. 430 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,793 In here, let's talk. 431 00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:38,965 - I love you. - Mm-mm. 432 00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:40,862 - Thank you. - Mmm. 433 00:16:42,551 --> 00:16:44,931 'Cause your uncle's gonna be on the couch tonight. 434 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,206 You heard me. - I said I'm sorry. 435 00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:51,206 Baby, I'm sorry. - ELLA: Stop. Don't beg now. 436 00:16:52,655 --> 00:16:54,000 Get in here. 437 00:16:56,862 --> 00:16:58,551 - I don't mind going in there, Lisa in there. 438 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,103 She's a guest. 439 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,310 Today, after this, you family. 440 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:07,931 [laughs] 441 00:17:08,034 --> 00:17:09,275 - That's right. 442 00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:10,379 - [laughs] 443 00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:13,482 - [laughs] Curtis, too much. Too much. 444 00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:17,206 Too much. 445 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:20,586 So, how long have you known each other? 446 00:17:20,689 --> 00:17:23,344 - About two months. 447 00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:24,482 - Two months? 448 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,482 - LISA: Yeah. 449 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,000 - That's all? 450 00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:30,655 And you got her pregnant? 451 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,241 - Yeah, he good like that. 452 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,758 [laughs] 453 00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:36,586 - [laughs] I love her. 454 00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:40,275 - [chuckles] 455 00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:43,068 So, you two wanna get married? 456 00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:44,655 - [laughs] I don't believe in marriage. 457 00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:46,482 - You don't? - No. 458 00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:47,931 - Baby, the Bible says-- 459 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:50,068 - I don't believe in the Bible either. 460 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:51,517 - Mm. 461 00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,793 - Is that right? 462 00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:56,758 - I just don't get no marriage, nah. 463 00:17:56,862 --> 00:17:58,413 Like, I love you so much, 464 00:17:58,517 --> 00:18:01,103 let's let the government tell us what to do? Uh-uh. 465 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,965 - Now, see, you know what, lovely? 466 00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:04,689 - Lisa. - Lovely Lisa. 467 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,241 I know what you're saying. 468 00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:09,758 You got a point. - Curtis! 469 00:18:09,862 --> 00:18:12,448 - Am I talking too much? - Yes, too much. 470 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:13,586 - Okay, sorry, baby. 471 00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:18,689 - So, you met his parents? 472 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,793 - Yeah, but that ain't go too well. 473 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:24,344 - I see. 474 00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:26,379 - You know they a bit like, uh... 475 00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:27,586 "conservation." 476 00:18:29,172 --> 00:18:32,827 - You mean conservative? - LISA: Yes. 477 00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:35,275 I told Malik though, that's what happen when people get old, 478 00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:36,620 you know? 479 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:40,344 They get all deep and religious, all that crazy stuff. 480 00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:42,068 - ELLA: I got deep and religious too, 481 00:18:42,172 --> 00:18:43,655 all that crazy stuff. 482 00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:45,137 [chuckles] 483 00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:47,241 - That's good for you, girl. 484 00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:50,793 - Ha-ha, yes, it was, girl. 485 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,068 And God has been good to me. 486 00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:57,137 - I know he must be, because this house is nice! 487 00:18:57,241 --> 00:18:59,551 - Thank you. - You come on by anytime. 488 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:02,206 - You so nice. [giggles] 489 00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:07,344 - And her teeth so white and pretty. [laughs] 490 00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:08,931 - Keep it up. 491 00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:11,206 So, Malik, when are you telling your parents? 492 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:13,241 - Today. We 'bout to go over there. 493 00:19:13,344 --> 00:19:14,827 - Soon as my dad gets back home. 494 00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:18,275 - Oh-oh-oh-oh! 495 00:19:18,379 --> 00:19:22,310 Oh, this is about to be an eventful evening. 496 00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:24,448 - And as I said, they don't really like me. 497 00:19:24,551 --> 00:19:26,793 - Well, we like you. 498 00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:30,000 - Why do you think Janine and C.J. don't like you? 499 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,206 - When they found out what I did for a living, 500 00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:33,965 they looked at me sideways. 501 00:19:34,068 --> 00:19:36,827 - Well, what do you do for a living, baby? 502 00:19:36,931 --> 00:19:39,000 - I'm a dancer. 503 00:19:39,103 --> 00:19:41,206 - Okay, well, Janine likes the ballet. 504 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,206 I don't think she would frown upon that. 505 00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:44,482 - Right. - ELLA: Dancer. 506 00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:45,586 She loves to dance. 507 00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:48,172 - Mm-mm, girl, I ain't no ballet dancer. 508 00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:50,931 [laughs] I'm a stripper. 509 00:19:51,034 --> 00:19:52,310 - Curtis. 510 00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:55,241 - [laughs] Can we see something now? 511 00:19:55,344 --> 00:19:56,310 - ♪ 512 00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:00,586 - Say what? 513 00:20:00,689 --> 00:20:02,137 - Yeah, girl, on stage they call me 514 00:20:02,241 --> 00:20:03,689 Delicious. - Delicious. 515 00:20:04,931 --> 00:20:07,448 - How you know that? 516 00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:09,137 - It's a gift, baby. 517 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,379 You know I got the seeing gift. 518 00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:13,413 - ELLA: The what? - The seeing gift. 519 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,517 - I see. 520 00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,896 And you're gonna tell them about the baby today? 521 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,379 - We will. Right, Malik? 522 00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:22,413 - Yeah, yeah. 523 00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:24,172 - Alrighty then. 524 00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:27,827 - Oh, she running. 525 00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:29,551 She running. 526 00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:30,793 - Oh, yes, I am. 527 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:31,758 - She going fast. 528 00:20:31,862 --> 00:20:33,793 - Oh, yes. [laughs] 529 00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:35,172 I'm not gonna even get shoes, 530 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,310 I'm gonna wear my house shoes for this. 531 00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:39,000 [laughs] Are you coming, baby? 532 00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:40,172 - I sure am. 533 00:20:40,275 --> 00:20:42,241 - ELLA: Come on, Curtis! - I'm coming. 534 00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:44,275 - ELLA: Oh, Janine, here we come! 535 00:20:44,379 --> 00:20:47,448 - Oh, I'm coming. - Come on, Curtis. 536 00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:51,413 Oh, this is gonna be good. [laughs] 537 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:52,758 - Delicious! 538 00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:59,241 - ♪ 539 00:21:29,275 --> 00:21:31,344 - ♪ 36305

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