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All right, well, he'll be back in a little bit. 16 00:00:35,758 --> 00:00:37,655 - Okay. Yeah. 17 00:00:37,758 --> 00:00:40,827 - Oh! I'm so proud of you, you know that? 18 00:00:40,931 --> 00:00:42,034 - Thank you. - No, no, really. 19 00:00:42,137 --> 00:00:43,482 You've been doing great in college. 20 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:47,344 And...I'm just--I'm just so proud of you. 21 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,034 - Mom, please don't start crying. 22 00:00:52,413 --> 00:00:55,517 - When I was your age, I was out there doing that, you know? 23 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:56,724 Mm, so much! 24 00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:02,896 And here you are, doing good. Doing good. 25 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,931 'Cause I was out there--bwah! You know? 26 00:01:05,034 --> 00:01:06,310 [laughs] 27 00:01:06,413 --> 00:01:08,620 I mean, you could not believe. 28 00:01:08,724 --> 00:01:11,137 I'm so glad you weren't around to see that. 29 00:01:11,241 --> 00:01:12,758 - Me either. 30 00:01:12,862 --> 00:01:15,931 - I'm so proud of you! 31 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,000 [squeals] 32 00:01:17,103 --> 00:01:18,241 - Mom? - Yes. 33 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:20,413 - I need to tell you and Dad something. 34 00:01:20,517 --> 00:01:21,827 - Uh, don't give me that look. 35 00:01:24,448 --> 00:01:26,172 That's the look I was giving when I was out there. 36 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:30,310 When I was out there, shutting it down. 37 00:01:32,068 --> 00:01:33,517 - Mom, please stop. 38 00:01:35,551 --> 00:01:37,862 - Then why are you so serious? 39 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:40,103 - Uh...it's not. 40 00:01:40,206 --> 00:01:42,172 It's not serious at all. 41 00:01:42,275 --> 00:01:44,862 - Malik? Are you sure? 42 00:01:44,965 --> 00:01:47,379 - Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. 43 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,827 - What is it? - It's--it's nothing. 44 00:01:49,931 --> 00:01:52,275 I'll just wait for Dad to come home to talk to both of you. 45 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,793 - Oh, no, you need to talk to both of us at the same time? 46 00:01:55,931 --> 00:01:57,137 It's bad. 47 00:01:57,241 --> 00:02:00,931 - Uh...no, no, no, I promise. 48 00:02:01,034 --> 00:02:02,793 - Is anybody hurt? 49 00:02:02,896 --> 00:02:04,689 - No. 50 00:02:04,793 --> 00:02:06,172 - Everybody alive? 51 00:02:06,275 --> 00:02:07,586 - Yeah. 52 00:02:07,689 --> 00:02:09,758 - Is there a police officer involved? 53 00:02:09,862 --> 00:02:11,448 - No! 54 00:02:11,551 --> 00:02:12,827 No, no, no. 55 00:02:12,931 --> 00:02:14,206 - Drugs? 56 00:02:15,137 --> 00:02:18,379 - Mom, no. - Okay. 57 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:21,448 Do you want me to call your dad? - No, no. 58 00:02:21,551 --> 00:02:23,482 - You sure? - I'm sure. It's--it's fine. 59 00:02:25,689 --> 00:02:26,620 - All right. 60 00:02:28,862 --> 00:02:30,068 Where are you going? 61 00:02:30,172 --> 00:02:32,275 - I'm going to talk to Auntie Ella and Uncle Curtis. 62 00:02:32,379 --> 00:02:33,689 - Oh, it's bad. 63 00:02:35,862 --> 00:02:37,517 She's at church. 64 00:02:37,620 --> 00:02:39,724 - Well, maybe she could pray for me. 65 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,172 - What is it? - MALIK: It's nothing! 66 00:02:41,275 --> 00:02:42,413 It's nothing, I promise you. 67 00:02:42,517 --> 00:02:43,862 Everything's fine. It's all good. 68 00:02:45,689 --> 00:02:47,137 - You want some lunch? - No, no, I'm fine. 69 00:02:47,241 --> 00:02:48,517 I can't eat. [laughs nervously] 70 00:02:51,620 --> 00:02:52,482 - What is it? 71 00:02:54,206 --> 00:02:55,241 - It's nothing. 72 00:02:55,344 --> 00:02:56,862 It's just...don't even worry about it. 73 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,310 - Okay. Hurry back. - All right. 74 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,620 - The hell? 75 00:03:06,724 --> 00:03:08,241 - ♪ 76 00:03:08,344 --> 00:03:10,655 - What did they say? - My dad's not home yet. 77 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,344 - Oh. Okay. 78 00:03:12,448 --> 00:03:13,793 - Look, Imma go talk to my uncle. 79 00:03:13,896 --> 00:03:14,896 - What am I supposed to do 80 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,068 while you're over there doing all that? 81 00:03:16,172 --> 00:03:17,448 - Can't you just go for a drive 82 00:03:17,551 --> 00:03:19,103 and I'll call you when I get back? 83 00:03:19,206 --> 00:03:21,241 - Who gonna pay for all that gas while I'm just driving around 84 00:03:21,344 --> 00:03:22,758 with nowhere to go? 85 00:03:25,034 --> 00:03:27,103 - It's gonna be all right. I got you on the gas. 86 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:28,931 I'll call you when I get back, all right? 87 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:30,620 - Oh, you big ballin' like that? 88 00:03:32,896 --> 00:03:37,241 - [laughs] Girl, you know who you dealin' with. 89 00:03:37,344 --> 00:03:40,586 Uh...so yeah, just go for a ride on 285. 90 00:03:40,689 --> 00:03:42,551 - Okay. Where do you want me to get off? 91 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,758 - When you get to the end. 92 00:03:44,862 --> 00:03:46,896 - Ain't that, like, a full circle? 93 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,344 - Full circle and a half, yeah. 94 00:03:50,482 --> 00:03:51,793 You'll be all right. 95 00:03:53,448 --> 00:03:56,206 - All right, then. I love you. 96 00:03:56,310 --> 00:03:58,000 - I love you, too. - Imma go. 97 00:03:58,103 --> 00:03:59,827 Now, watch me walk away. 98 00:03:59,931 --> 00:04:01,482 - All right, now. 99 00:04:01,586 --> 00:04:03,379 Okay. I'll see you. 100 00:04:06,482 --> 00:04:07,655 Oh, my god, they're gonna kill me. 101 00:04:13,172 --> 00:04:25,275 - ♪ 102 00:04:27,137 --> 00:04:31,275 ♪ 103 00:04:35,068 --> 00:04:35,965 - They're gonna kill me. 104 00:04:37,655 --> 00:04:39,862 No, it's gonna be all right. I'm gonna live. 105 00:04:39,965 --> 00:04:41,896 It'll be all right. 106 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,413 Oh, no, they got insurance. 107 00:04:45,413 --> 00:04:46,793 They'll want me dead. They can collect money. 108 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:51,551 Um...Dad, I need to tell you something. 109 00:04:54,448 --> 00:04:56,448 Dad, Mom, I need to tell you something. 110 00:04:56,551 --> 00:04:58,206 Oh, my gosh, they're really gonna kill me. 111 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:01,931 Dad, sit your ass down. I need to talk to you. 112 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:05,758 I can't do that. My ass whooped. 113 00:05:09,448 --> 00:05:11,551 Dad--oh my gosh! - What are you doing? 114 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:14,482 - You scared the crap out of me. 115 00:05:14,586 --> 00:05:16,034 - No, what are you doing home from school? 116 00:05:16,137 --> 00:05:17,724 - I need to talk to Mom and Dad. 117 00:05:17,827 --> 00:05:18,965 - Oh, everything good? 118 00:05:20,689 --> 00:05:22,137 - Yeah. 119 00:05:22,241 --> 00:05:23,655 - Okay. - No! 120 00:05:26,103 --> 00:05:27,241 - Well, what is it? 121 00:05:27,344 --> 00:05:29,241 - Um... [blubbers] 122 00:05:31,275 --> 00:05:32,620 You know what? 123 00:05:32,724 --> 00:05:34,241 Maybe I should just get a man's opinion. 124 00:05:36,137 --> 00:05:37,689 - What the hell I look like? 125 00:05:37,793 --> 00:05:40,448 - I'm sorry, Cousin Calvin. I know that. 126 00:05:40,551 --> 00:05:42,758 But you're kind of like a man boy. 127 00:05:42,862 --> 00:05:45,068 - Wow. 128 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:47,241 What the hell is a man boy? 129 00:05:47,344 --> 00:05:51,206 - A--a man who's part boy. 130 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,620 More boy. 131 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:56,655 - I'm a man. - Uh, sure. 132 00:05:56,758 --> 00:05:58,137 I mean, I'm just calling you that 133 00:05:58,241 --> 00:05:59,172 'cause that's what Uncle Curtis call you. 134 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,344 - Okay, okay. Stop it. 135 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:02,793 Just stop. - Okay, okay. 136 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:05,103 Just... 137 00:06:05,206 --> 00:06:07,655 Can I ask you something? 138 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:09,620 - What is it? 139 00:06:09,724 --> 00:06:11,413 - When you and Tracy had a baby, how was it? 140 00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:14,793 - Oh, bite your tongue. You're going to hell for that. 141 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,896 - I'm--I'm just asking. - You don't ask that. 142 00:06:18,827 --> 00:06:22,000 - I'm--I'm sorry. I just--I just wanna know. 143 00:06:22,103 --> 00:06:23,655 Please. 144 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,931 - Oh, you're bringing back some bad memories. 145 00:06:27,896 --> 00:06:30,482 I'm gonna try to bring this up for you. 146 00:06:30,586 --> 00:06:32,379 I'm gonna close my eyes and think about it. 147 00:06:34,551 --> 00:06:36,862 I'm getting mad as hell. - Oh, no. Be strong. 148 00:06:36,965 --> 00:06:38,413 - I'm trying to be strong, I'm trying. 149 00:06:38,517 --> 00:06:40,965 It ain't working. - [exhales audibly] 150 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,448 - Woosah. - Woosah. 151 00:06:42,551 --> 00:06:43,827 - Woosah. - Woosah. 152 00:06:46,103 --> 00:06:48,310 You ready to tell me? - No. 153 00:06:48,413 --> 00:06:51,068 - Please. Please, can you just tell me? 154 00:06:51,172 --> 00:06:52,689 - It was insane. 155 00:06:52,793 --> 00:06:54,241 - Really? 156 00:06:54,344 --> 00:06:56,344 - Yeah. - Well, how so? 157 00:06:56,448 --> 00:06:58,931 - One thing you don't want is a crazy baby mama. 158 00:06:59,034 --> 00:07:03,172 - Yeah, I know that. - Yeah, don't do it. 159 00:07:03,275 --> 00:07:05,310 That's why we gave you all those condoms when you went to school. 160 00:07:05,413 --> 00:07:08,344 - [chuckles nervously] Yeah. 161 00:07:08,448 --> 00:07:09,551 - You still have 'em? 162 00:07:09,655 --> 00:07:12,448 - Uh...that was years ago. 163 00:07:12,551 --> 00:07:14,344 - Man, that was a lot. 164 00:07:14,448 --> 00:07:17,034 - It was eight in a box. 165 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:20,620 - Oh, well, I--I can see that being an issue, mm-hmm. 166 00:07:20,724 --> 00:07:23,724 - Yeah, and I wasted five trying to figure out how they work. 167 00:07:23,827 --> 00:07:26,000 - Oh, lord. - Yeah, they're really fragile. 168 00:07:27,517 --> 00:07:30,689 But, uh, look, I got a problem, big dog. 169 00:07:32,551 --> 00:07:35,310 - Wait...is that girl pregnant? - Wait, what girl? 170 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,034 - The one your parents don't like. 171 00:07:37,137 --> 00:07:38,172 - Wait, what? 172 00:07:38,275 --> 00:07:39,862 - Yeah, uh, what--what's her name? 173 00:07:39,965 --> 00:07:43,482 - Lisa. - Lisa! 174 00:07:43,586 --> 00:07:45,344 - You mean they don't like her? 175 00:07:45,448 --> 00:07:48,896 - Oops. Did I say that? - Yeah. You did. 176 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,827 Can--can you tell me? 177 00:07:50,931 --> 00:07:54,275 - Well, last time you brought her home, all hell broke loose. 178 00:07:54,379 --> 00:07:55,793 - Hm. 179 00:07:55,896 --> 00:07:59,034 I did not know that. - Take it from me. 180 00:07:59,137 --> 00:08:02,931 Keep her as far away from your parents as my dad's right hand 181 00:08:03,034 --> 00:08:05,586 is from his left because of his belly. 182 00:08:07,758 --> 00:08:09,448 - That's a whole lot of distance. 183 00:08:10,931 --> 00:08:13,137 Well, why don't they like her? 184 00:08:13,241 --> 00:08:15,620 - Hm, parents hardly ever like the first girlfriend. 185 00:08:17,137 --> 00:08:19,206 Or the second. The third. 186 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:20,724 [scoffs] The fourth. 187 00:08:20,827 --> 00:08:22,448 You get lucky if they like the fifth. 188 00:08:23,793 --> 00:08:26,137 - I mean, should I just be single, I guess? 189 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:29,482 - I couldn't do it. 190 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:31,965 - Well, is that right? 191 00:08:32,068 --> 00:08:33,310 - Yeah. 192 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:34,965 - Oh, okay. 193 00:08:35,068 --> 00:08:37,448 - Don't do anything that I wouldn't do. 194 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,655 - Okay. - No, you know what? 195 00:08:39,758 --> 00:08:43,137 Scratch that. Do everything that you would do. 196 00:08:43,241 --> 00:08:44,793 - All right. Okay. 197 00:08:44,896 --> 00:08:47,000 - So did I help you? - No, not at all. 198 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:51,137 - Meh. I tried. 199 00:08:51,241 --> 00:08:53,068 - Hey, where are you going? 200 00:08:53,172 --> 00:08:54,965 - Oh, I'm going to see what your momma cook. 201 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,862 - Auntie Ella's house is across the street. 202 00:08:56,965 --> 00:08:58,862 - Yeah, but Momma's at church and I'm hungry now. 203 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:04,517 - Hey, Calvin. - Hey. Hey, twins. 204 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,275 - It's in the fridge. I know what you came for. 205 00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:11,448 - Hey, I thought you were gonna go see Uncle Curtis. 206 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,448 - Yeah, um, I was. 207 00:09:13,551 --> 00:09:15,448 Um... - What happened? 208 00:09:15,551 --> 00:09:18,241 - Mom, you and Dad don't like Lisa? 209 00:09:18,344 --> 00:09:21,000 - Who? - Lisa. 210 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:23,172 - Oh. - MALIK: [laughs nervously] 211 00:09:23,275 --> 00:09:25,241 - Lisa. - Yeah. 212 00:09:25,344 --> 00:09:28,103 You know, Lisa. 213 00:09:28,206 --> 00:09:29,517 - I know Lisa. 214 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:32,482 - Go on and tell her. 215 00:09:32,586 --> 00:09:37,310 - Oh, s--so you all don't like her? 216 00:09:37,413 --> 00:09:40,241 - Eh. Um, she, well-- 217 00:09:40,344 --> 00:09:42,482 - You could tell me. It's okay. 218 00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:44,103 - Um, how can I put this, baby? 219 00:09:44,206 --> 00:09:46,413 Um... 220 00:09:46,517 --> 00:09:47,793 that girl a lot. 221 00:09:50,206 --> 00:09:52,827 - A lot? - Lot. 222 00:09:52,931 --> 00:09:54,620 - What does that mean? - A lot! 223 00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:57,413 - A lot of what? 224 00:09:57,517 --> 00:09:59,448 - [inaudible] 225 00:09:59,551 --> 00:10:01,551 - What--what is that? - A lot of everything. 226 00:10:04,482 --> 00:10:06,689 - All posted on social media. 227 00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:11,000 You know, she has a lot of racy...pictures. 228 00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:13,000 Everything is up and out and pushed, pulled, 229 00:10:13,103 --> 00:10:16,172 and just--it's a lot. 230 00:10:16,275 --> 00:10:17,620 - MALIK: Yeah, okay. 231 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:21,655 Why do you all check her page? 232 00:10:21,758 --> 00:10:23,896 - What you mean? I check all your pages. 233 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,620 - Remind me to change my page. 234 00:10:27,862 --> 00:10:30,172 - So...why don't y'all like her? 235 00:10:30,275 --> 00:10:33,000 - I wouldn't say we don't, uh... 236 00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:35,034 we don't like her. It's--we just-- 237 00:10:35,137 --> 00:10:36,689 - Stop that lying. 238 00:10:36,793 --> 00:10:38,379 You lying. Ooh, you lying. 239 00:10:38,482 --> 00:10:39,724 - Ah, ooh, Calvin. - You lying. 240 00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:41,172 - JANINE: Eat, Calvin! 241 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,827 - It's good. 242 00:10:44,931 --> 00:10:46,206 - It's not that we don't like her. 243 00:10:47,896 --> 00:10:49,482 It's just that we don't like her. 244 00:10:49,586 --> 00:10:51,034 Um... - They don't like her. 245 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,172 - He's not lying. 246 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:57,620 - Oh, wow. - Sorry? 247 00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:01,448 - [chuckles nervously] It's all good. 248 00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:05,344 - We just think...you could do...better. 249 00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:06,517 - Hm. 250 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:08,724 - Even a little bit. 251 00:11:08,827 --> 00:11:09,931 One to ten, I'd take, like, a half. 252 00:11:10,034 --> 00:11:11,827 Like a point five of better. 253 00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:15,310 - Oh, okay. 254 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:19,000 Why don't you tell me how you really feel? 255 00:11:20,896 --> 00:11:22,620 I mean, this isn't hurtful at all. 256 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,275 - It's constructive, right? 257 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:29,689 - Good chat. 258 00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:31,620 - I'm sorry, baby. I really am. 259 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:32,758 - [giggles nervously] It's okay. 260 00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:36,655 I'm just devastated. I'm going now. 261 00:11:36,758 --> 00:11:38,862 - Wait, where are you going? - To go find my heart. 262 00:11:41,344 --> 00:11:43,206 It's been crushed on. 263 00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:45,103 - Malik, wait, just--just... 264 00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:46,413 Malik, really. 265 00:11:46,517 --> 00:11:49,034 I am so, so proud of you. 266 00:11:51,896 --> 00:11:53,586 And your dad will be home soon. - MALIK: Okay. 267 00:11:53,689 --> 00:11:55,862 So he can tell me how--how he feels, too? 268 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,448 - So you can tell us whatever this is you wanna say. 269 00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:02,379 - Okay. - I'm so proud of you. 270 00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:03,793 - That ain't gonna last long. 271 00:12:06,896 --> 00:12:09,241 - All right, well, thank you. - Okay! 272 00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:13,482 - Why you lie to that boy? 273 00:12:13,586 --> 00:12:14,724 - I didn't lie. I told the truth. 274 00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:17,448 - Well, you was gentle. - I try. 275 00:12:17,551 --> 00:12:18,862 - What am I gonna do? 276 00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:22,724 They gonna kill me. 277 00:12:27,896 --> 00:12:29,620 - ♪ 278 00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:30,965 - What you doing? 279 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:35,310 - Uncle Curtis! - [knocking] 280 00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:37,068 - Uncle Curtis! - He's not here. 281 00:12:40,034 --> 00:12:41,793 - I'm looking right at you! 282 00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:43,551 - Stop looking through my door! 283 00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:45,448 - You don't have any curtains. 284 00:12:45,551 --> 00:12:46,896 - That don't mean you can look through it. 285 00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:50,862 The glass is frosted for a reason. 286 00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:54,448 - Uncle Curtis, why is the door locked? 287 00:12:54,551 --> 00:12:56,379 - 'Cause I don't want you in here. 288 00:12:56,482 --> 00:12:57,793 - Come on, I need to talk to you! 289 00:12:57,896 --> 00:13:00,827 - CURTIS: No. Go home! 290 00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:04,655 - Unc--Uncle Curtis, please! 291 00:13:04,758 --> 00:13:07,241 - Ugh. - I wanna talk to you. 292 00:13:07,344 --> 00:13:10,275 - I don't wanna talk to you. So that's a dilemma. 293 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,206 - Uncle Curtis, please open the door. 294 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:16,482 Come on! 295 00:13:16,586 --> 00:13:18,206 - CURTIS: No! 296 00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:19,448 Go home. 297 00:13:19,551 --> 00:13:21,000 - ELLA: ♪ Never, never, never 298 00:13:21,103 --> 00:13:23,724 ♪ Never, nev-- Aah! - Hey, Ella. 299 00:13:23,827 --> 00:13:26,310 - What are you doing here? Hi! 300 00:13:26,413 --> 00:13:28,551 Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah! 301 00:13:28,655 --> 00:13:30,689 You're supposed to be at college. 302 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,827 - I know. - Why are you here? 303 00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:34,827 - Well, I need to talk to Uncle Curtis. 304 00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:36,310 - Okay, well, go on and talk to him. 305 00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:37,586 - The door's locked. 306 00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:39,310 - Curtis! 307 00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:40,344 - [knocks] - CURITS: Stop. 308 00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:43,206 Please make it stop. What? 309 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:46,551 - Cur--Curtis, come get this chain off this door! 310 00:13:46,655 --> 00:13:48,379 - Uh, is that boy with you? 311 00:13:50,517 --> 00:13:53,241 - Heh! What boy? 312 00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:54,724 - Malik. 313 00:13:54,827 --> 00:13:56,379 - ELLA: Curtis, yes he is. 314 00:13:56,482 --> 00:13:57,827 - Well, you can't come in either. 315 00:13:59,586 --> 00:14:02,310 - Come on, man! Open this door. 316 00:14:02,413 --> 00:14:03,724 - I don't wanna be bothered. 317 00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:08,103 I'm watching the game. 318 00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:10,275 Man, I thought you were going to church! 319 00:14:10,379 --> 00:14:11,862 - ELLA: Church is over! 320 00:14:11,965 --> 00:14:15,206 You would know that if you came sometime. 321 00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:16,896 - Oh, Ella, please. 322 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,413 - Curtis, come on, now. I'm not playing with you. 323 00:14:19,517 --> 00:14:22,379 - Baby, I love you, but I'm not opening the door, okay? 324 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,620 - Malik, go around the back. - All right. 325 00:14:27,724 --> 00:14:30,068 - Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. - Okay. 326 00:14:30,172 --> 00:14:32,862 - Ugh! Curtis, come on! I wanna take these shoes off. 327 00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:35,931 My feet are hurting! 328 00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:37,517 - Take them off out there on the porch. 329 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:40,241 They need to air out, anyway. 330 00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:42,000 - Curtis, who are you talking to? 331 00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:45,448 - You! You need to buy some bigger shoes. 332 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,586 - I wear a six. 333 00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:51,206 - [laughs] Stop that lying. 334 00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:54,758 Six. Ain't nothin' about you a six. 335 00:14:57,034 --> 00:15:00,482 - Baby, ain't nothin' about you a six either. 336 00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:03,931 But you swear it is. 337 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,344 - What the hell is that even supposed to mean? 338 00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:11,689 - Curtis, come on, now. You think I'm playing? 339 00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:15,586 - No, baby, I love you, but I'm not opening the door, okay? 340 00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:17,000 I'm not opening the door! 341 00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:20,206 - Ooh, you play too much! 342 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:25,068 - Hey, send that boy away and I'll open the door. 343 00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:28,000 - Everything I got at church just flew out the well. 344 00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:30,172 Help me, oldest Jesus. 345 00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:37,034 - ♪ 346 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,931 - Is that all you got? You had it right there! 347 00:15:39,034 --> 00:15:40,827 You had it right there, man! 348 00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:43,103 Come on, now, butter hands! 349 00:15:43,206 --> 00:15:46,000 - You are really something else. 350 00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:49,931 - Why are you in my house? Why are you in my house? 351 00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:53,241 Why are you in my house? - I'm saving your life. 352 00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:56,827 - You wanna play games. 353 00:15:58,241 --> 00:15:59,517 Ha! 354 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,413 - I'm sorry. 355 00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:03,620 - No, no, no, Curtis. Help me, baby, help me. 356 00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:06,379 You really left me out there. - Hey, now, I'm sorry. 357 00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,241 - Curtis, no, you're not. No, you are not. 358 00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:11,379 - I am. I am. - You know what? I told you. 359 00:16:11,482 --> 00:16:15,758 I told you my feet hurt. You left me out there. 360 00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:17,413 - I told you to get bigger shoes. 361 00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:21,344 - I don't need no bigger shoes. You just need to open the door. 362 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,310 - [game playing on TV] 363 00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:27,103 - You know what? That's fine. Fine. 364 00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:29,793 Talk to your nephew. - I don't want to talk to him. 365 00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:32,103 - Malik, Malik, talk to him. 366 00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:34,379 - Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Where are you going? 367 00:16:34,482 --> 00:16:36,413 - I'm going to change. 368 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,689 - Okay, okay, that's good. That's good. You go change. 369 00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:41,206 Hurry up and get changed. Get that Sunday dinner made. 370 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:46,862 - Huh, huh, I'm not cooking. 371 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,551 - We ain't about to go do this, I know. 372 00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:50,758 We ain't goin' through this-- - I'm not cooking. 373 00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:52,862 - Say what? - I'm not cooking. 374 00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:54,896 - What do you mean-- - ELLA: Curtis. 375 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,896 You left me out there, so I'm not cooking. 376 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,068 - Are you kidding me? Huh? 377 00:17:01,172 --> 00:17:05,862 As hard as I work all week, Ella, all week? 378 00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:09,068 - Curtis, stop saying that. You are retired. 379 00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:13,000 You don't work on-- - I still gotta work, Ella. 380 00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:16,793 - On my nerves. On my nerves. 381 00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:18,758 - Baby, you really not gonna cook? 382 00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:21,034 - Baby, you really left me out there? 383 00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:22,413 You really didn't open that door? 384 00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:26,896 - That's 'cause you let this rugrat... 385 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,310 - ELLA: Baby... - MALIK: Just hit me. 386 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:30,931 I'm sitting right here. I'm sensitive. 387 00:17:31,034 --> 00:17:33,275 - That's the problem-- aggression! 388 00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:34,931 - Malik, go on, talk to your uncle. 389 00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:36,655 - I'm not talking to him. 390 00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:38,344 - Go on, go on. 391 00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,931 - Ella, kitchen's that way, baby. 392 00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:46,551 - I know that, Curtis. So go on in there. 393 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,275 And start dinner. 394 00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:55,172 I'm so hungry. I'm hungry, too. 395 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:58,000 Curtis, I'm going, after I change my clothes. 396 00:17:58,103 --> 00:17:59,482 Go on, Malik, talk to your uncle. 397 00:17:59,586 --> 00:18:01,206 - You gonna--what you say you gonna do, baby? 398 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,793 - Curtis? - CURTIS: What, you gonna do it? 399 00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:05,068 You cooking? Or you're just playing? 400 00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:06,551 - ELLA: Curtis! - You playing just now? 401 00:18:06,655 --> 00:18:08,620 - Curtis, hush up! - CURTIS: I love you, baby! 402 00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:09,689 - ELLA: Leave me alone, baby. 403 00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:11,241 - I love you. You love me, too? 404 00:18:11,344 --> 00:18:12,758 I love you. You love me, too. 405 00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:18,310 - Hey, Uncle Curtis. - [growls] 406 00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:21,000 - Why are you growling? - 'Cause you in my cave. 407 00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:25,620 - This is a living room, not a man cave. 408 00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:28,206 - I'm a bear. 409 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:29,758 - Right about that, bear. 410 00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:33,689 - I'm trying to watch the game. - Yeah, I know. 411 00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:36,103 And I need to talk to you. - The hell did you turn-- 412 00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:40,034 [stutters] I don't want to talk to you again. 413 00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:42,965 - [turns TV on] - [turns TV off] 414 00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:45,206 - What the hell is wrong with you? 415 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,620 - I just need a wise man's opinion. 416 00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:48,965 - Oh. 417 00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:50,551 Well, you sure can't talk to your daddy. 418 00:18:52,275 --> 00:18:53,724 - Yeah, you're right. 419 00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:55,931 - Because he ain't wise. 420 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,551 Your daddy ain't wise. - Okay. 421 00:18:58,655 --> 00:19:01,965 Okay, I get it. - Okay, what is it? 422 00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:03,758 - Well, look-- 423 00:19:03,862 --> 00:19:08,103 - Hold that thought. I want to see the touchdown. 424 00:19:08,206 --> 00:19:10,344 - [turns TV on] - I want to see the touchdown. 425 00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:12,482 - [turns TV off] - I wanna see the touchdown. 426 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:16,275 - I know! But-- - Okay, what is it? 427 00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:18,793 - Uncle Curtis, look, I just need to talk to you, all right? 428 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,551 I just need you to promise that if I tell you, 429 00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:24,413 you won't tell my dad, 'cause he'll have a fit. 430 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:26,551 - Yeah. Okay. 431 00:19:26,655 --> 00:19:28,275 All right, I promise. 432 00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:31,172 - All right, well-- - What is it? 433 00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:33,379 - Are you listening to me? - All right! 434 00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:35,206 All right, son, I'm listening. 435 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:37,206 - All right. Well... 436 00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:43,034 I see you. 437 00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:45,517 - [turns TV on] - [stutters] 438 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:48,310 - If you're listening to me, turn the TV off. 439 00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:50,103 - [turns TV off] - You are so demanding. 440 00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:54,827 - You know what? Never mind. 441 00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:56,482 - You wasted my time. 442 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,379 What is all this? We did all this for that? 443 00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:00,896 - You're not even paying attention! 444 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,965 - I am! - Look at you! 445 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,241 Look what you're doing now! - Hold on. See? 446 00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:05,482 Hold that thought one minute. 447 00:20:06,586 --> 00:20:07,931 It's a touchdown! 448 00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:10,517 I knew they'd get that touchdown! 449 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:11,689 Give me some! 450 00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:15,034 - You ready to listen now? - [turns TV off] 451 00:20:15,137 --> 00:20:17,620 - All right. All right, man. 452 00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:19,620 Man. 453 00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:22,000 Young man. 454 00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:23,241 What is it, Malik? 455 00:20:23,344 --> 00:20:24,758 - I mean, never mind. 456 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:31,896 - Don't you do that. 457 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,034 That's what Ella do. - No. No, never mind. 458 00:20:34,137 --> 00:20:35,827 I'm--I'm over it now. 459 00:20:35,931 --> 00:20:37,344 - Okay, stop wasting my time. 460 00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:41,344 - Well, okay. Look, I think Lisa's pregnant. 461 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,103 - That's a good thing. 462 00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,620 - What? - The cycle of life. 463 00:20:46,724 --> 00:20:48,517 You know? Girl get pregnant. 464 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,034 Who's Lisa? 465 00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:54,103 - My girlfriend. 466 00:20:54,206 --> 00:20:57,241 - What the he-- - Shh! Shh! Shh! 467 00:20:57,344 --> 00:20:58,862 - CURTIS: [muffled] What the hell?! 468 00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:01,310 - Shh! 469 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,551 - ♪ 470 00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:37,379 - ♪ 33197

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