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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,482 --> 00:00:03,344 Watch yourself. 2 00:00:03,448 --> 00:00:04,724 - I call this-- - I got it. 3 00:00:04,827 --> 00:00:05,586 I got it. - I call this CJ in your mouth. 4 00:00:05,689 --> 00:00:06,482 Oh, watch yourself. Oh! 5 00:00:06,586 --> 00:00:07,517 Oh! Here he come! 6 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:08,862 Here he come! 7 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:10,068 You don't know what's coming! - Check the ball. 8 00:00:10,172 --> 00:00:11,448 Oh! He got the ball! 9 00:00:11,551 --> 00:00:12,034 He drive him out. 10 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,482 Got him out. 11 00:00:13,586 --> 00:00:14,896 That was the coming off there. 12 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:15,827 Yeah, those two boys will be the only two points you score 13 00:00:15,931 --> 00:00:17,689 once we get on that court. 14 00:00:17,793 --> 00:00:18,724 [laughs] 15 00:00:18,827 --> 00:00:19,586 How 'bout that? 16 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:24,000 What's taking them so long? 17 00:00:24,103 --> 00:00:25,517 I don't know. 18 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:27,241 Janine said they had some kind of surprise for us. 19 00:00:27,344 --> 00:00:29,344 Oh. 20 00:00:29,448 --> 00:00:31,241 Maybe they'll let us have a boys' night out and stay out 21 00:00:31,344 --> 00:00:32,068 till the sun rises. 22 00:00:33,206 --> 00:00:35,068 -Nah. -Nah. 23 00:00:35,172 --> 00:00:36,034 Hey, baby! 24 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:36,965 JANINE: Yeah? 25 00:00:37,068 --> 00:00:37,793 What's taking y'all so long? 26 00:00:37,896 --> 00:00:40,241 JANINE: Um, Hold-- hold on. 27 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:40,965 Here we come! 28 00:00:41,068 --> 00:00:41,965 OK, you ready? 29 00:00:42,068 --> 00:00:43,172 [TO THE MELODY OF "WEDDING MARCH"] 30 00:00:43,275 --> 00:00:49,827 [SINGING] Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, da, duh. 31 00:00:49,931 --> 00:00:56,896 Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, da da-- 32 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:57,896 dah! 33 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:58,896 Hey! 34 00:00:59,000 --> 00:00:59,827 -- Hi! 35 00:00:59,931 --> 00:01:01,206 A blast from the past. 36 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:03,931 Yes. 37 00:01:04,034 --> 00:01:05,862 This was Janine's idea. 38 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:07,310 I found them in the storage boxes. 39 00:01:07,413 --> 00:01:08,379 I thought it'd be nice to wear them, 40 00:01:08,482 --> 00:01:10,551 since our anniversaries are coming up. 41 00:01:10,655 --> 00:01:11,965 Yeah. 42 00:01:12,068 --> 00:01:13,034 And you look beautiful. 43 00:01:13,137 --> 00:01:14,413 Thank you. 44 00:01:14,517 --> 00:01:15,344 I'm glad it don't fit. 45 00:01:15,448 --> 00:01:17,551 Yeah, me too. 46 00:01:17,655 --> 00:01:19,379 You look-- you look beautiful too, Miranda. 47 00:01:19,482 --> 00:01:20,586 You don't think it's a little tight? 48 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:23,310 Uh-- uh-- eh-- eh-- 49 00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:24,965 [sighs] 50 00:01:25,068 --> 00:01:26,482 I like it tight like that, but you're filling it out. 51 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,862 [COUGHS] Uh, wrong answer. 52 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:30,758 What does that mean? 53 00:01:30,862 --> 00:01:31,724 It's perfect. 54 00:01:31,827 --> 00:01:32,862 And you look perfect in it. 55 00:01:32,965 --> 00:01:34,241 But if CJ and I don't get to this court, 56 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,344 we're going to lose our spot. 57 00:01:36,448 --> 00:01:38,379 So that's it? 58 00:01:38,482 --> 00:01:39,965 You're just going to leave and go play basketball? 59 00:01:40,068 --> 00:01:42,379 You knew we were going before you went upstairs. 60 00:01:42,482 --> 00:01:45,275 Baby, mm, we about to go kill those dudes on the court. 61 00:01:45,379 --> 00:01:46,241 Get 'em. 62 00:01:46,344 --> 00:01:47,103 - You know how I do it. - Yep. 63 00:01:47,206 --> 00:01:48,793 Mm. Hit 'em in the mouth. 64 00:01:48,896 --> 00:01:49,517 [laughs] 65 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:50,344 Watch out, we coming. 66 00:01:50,448 --> 00:01:51,862 Ooh, watch out, we coming. 67 00:01:51,965 --> 00:01:52,448 Calvin, you don't even understand what you in for. 68 00:01:52,551 --> 00:01:54,827 Watch yourself. 69 00:01:54,931 --> 00:01:55,551 Yeah, whatever. 70 00:01:55,655 --> 00:01:56,448 Watch yourself. 71 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:58,137 All right, baby, we got to go. 72 00:01:58,241 --> 00:01:59,103 Go. 73 00:01:59,206 --> 00:01:59,965 Go play hoops. 74 00:02:00,068 --> 00:02:00,793 Why are you tripping? 75 00:02:00,896 --> 00:02:01,896 No, go on and play hoops. 76 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,862 No, if you want me to stay, I'll stay. 77 00:02:03,965 --> 00:02:05,310 - No, for real, go. - OK 78 00:02:05,413 --> 00:02:06,241 Let's go. 79 00:02:10,241 --> 00:02:11,620 [sighs] - Janine? 80 00:02:11,724 --> 00:02:12,620 Yes? 81 00:02:12,724 --> 00:02:14,413 I told you this was a bad idea. 82 00:02:14,517 --> 00:02:15,275 What do you mean? 83 00:02:15,379 --> 00:02:16,931 He said you look beautiful. 84 00:02:17,034 --> 00:02:19,931 I just hoped putting this on would spark something. 85 00:02:20,034 --> 00:02:21,689 I'm sorry, did you hear that our husbands 86 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:23,275 said that we looked beautiful? 87 00:02:23,379 --> 00:02:24,620 [laughs] 88 00:02:24,724 --> 00:02:28,206 But then he told me my dress was too tight. 89 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:29,793 Do you know how many women would 90 00:02:29,896 --> 00:02:32,551 love to hear that their husbands think they're beautiful? 91 00:02:32,655 --> 00:02:33,827 [sobs] - OK, I'm sorry. 92 00:02:33,931 --> 00:02:34,931 -No! I didn't mean to make you cry. 93 00:02:35,034 --> 00:02:35,689 I didn't mean to make you cry. 94 00:02:35,793 --> 00:02:36,689 I wouldn't do that. 95 00:02:36,793 --> 00:02:38,448 [CRYING] My dress is too tight. 96 00:02:38,551 --> 00:02:39,275 OK, what can I do? 97 00:02:39,379 --> 00:02:40,275 What do I need to do? 98 00:02:40,379 --> 00:02:41,379 [sobbing] Oh my god! 99 00:02:41,482 --> 00:02:42,793 Get it off of me. - OK. 100 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,517 -Oh my god, get it off! - All right, all right, all right. 101 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:45,965 [sobs] - That's stuck. 102 00:02:46,068 --> 00:02:48,551 We got to cut-- cut that sucker off of me right now. 103 00:02:48,655 --> 00:02:49,620 [smooth jazz music] 104 00:02:49,724 --> 00:02:50,689 [horn honking] 105 00:02:50,793 --> 00:02:53,310 [sirens] 106 00:02:53,413 --> 00:02:55,206 [upbeat music] 107 00:02:56,241 --> 00:02:58,448 Boy, this is-- 108 00:02:58,551 --> 00:03:01,448 oh-- this is a nice blue shirt. 109 00:03:01,551 --> 00:03:02,310 Don't baby. 110 00:03:02,413 --> 00:03:03,241 Stop lying. 111 00:03:03,344 --> 00:03:04,689 Curtis, it is, baby. 112 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:06,965 We get a lot of women to donate clothes to the Help Center, 113 00:03:07,068 --> 00:03:08,965 but we're always in need of more men donating clothes. 114 00:03:09,068 --> 00:03:10,931 So you think that's a nice shirt, huh? 115 00:03:11,034 --> 00:03:13,862 This is definitely a nice shirt. 116 00:03:13,965 --> 00:03:14,965 Mhm. 117 00:03:15,068 --> 00:03:16,413 I'm glad you think so, 'cause I think I'm 118 00:03:16,517 --> 00:03:17,275 gonna keep this one right here. 119 00:03:17,379 --> 00:03:18,448 Floyd. 120 00:03:18,551 --> 00:03:19,413 Mm-mm, you got plenty other good stuff. 121 00:03:19,517 --> 00:03:20,034 Go ahead and look around in there. 122 00:03:20,137 --> 00:03:21,137 You know what? 123 00:03:21,241 --> 00:03:22,137 Actually, you could take this whole box 124 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:23,517 straight the Help Center. 125 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,931 Matter of fact, let me have them blue jeans right there. 126 00:03:26,034 --> 00:03:27,965 Because they actually match this blue shirt. 127 00:03:28,068 --> 00:03:29,068 Floyd? 128 00:03:29,172 --> 00:03:30,344 Are you just gonna take everything? 129 00:03:30,448 --> 00:03:31,068 My goodness. 130 00:03:31,172 --> 00:03:32,482 Well, not all of it. 131 00:03:32,586 --> 00:03:33,275 That's why I brought it. 132 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:36,206 I'm donating. 133 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:37,517 Hey! 134 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:38,413 If you don't stop bouncing that ball inside this 135 00:03:38,517 --> 00:03:39,413 house-- you better. 136 00:03:39,517 --> 00:03:40,862 CJ, I know you are not bouncing 137 00:03:40,965 --> 00:03:42,689 that ball in this house. 138 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:43,896 How y'all doing? 139 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:44,620 Well. 140 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,586 Stop eating our food. 141 00:03:46,689 --> 00:03:49,034 CJ, where have you all been? 142 00:03:49,137 --> 00:03:51,448 I was busy breaking CJ's ankles. 143 00:03:51,551 --> 00:03:53,655 If by that, you mean me dunking on you, 144 00:03:53,758 --> 00:03:54,655 then you're right. 145 00:03:54,758 --> 00:03:56,068 Gimme the ball. Gimme the ball. 146 00:03:56,172 --> 00:03:57,413 Ella dunks, two points. 147 00:03:57,517 --> 00:03:59,448 What's going on in here? 148 00:03:59,551 --> 00:04:01,965 Well, we're getting ready for the clothing drive. 149 00:04:02,068 --> 00:04:04,586 And Floyd was kind enough to donate a couple of things. 150 00:04:04,689 --> 00:04:09,137 Ooh, ooh, oh yes, I wore this to a Pebbles concert. 151 00:04:09,241 --> 00:04:11,482 Janine needs to donate her bridesmaid dress. 152 00:04:11,586 --> 00:04:12,724 She had it on today. 153 00:04:12,827 --> 00:04:15,000 Yeah, and Miranda was wearing her wedding gown. 154 00:04:15,103 --> 00:04:16,482 They were reminding us that our anniversaries are coming up. 155 00:04:16,586 --> 00:04:19,517 Aw, that is so sweet. 156 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:21,172 Yes it is. 157 00:04:21,275 --> 00:04:23,000 So what'd you tell her? 158 00:04:23,103 --> 00:04:24,275 I told her it looked kind of tight on her. 159 00:04:24,379 --> 00:04:26,379 Then me and CJ went to play ball. 160 00:04:26,482 --> 00:04:28,103 -Oh, Lord. -Oh, boy. 161 00:04:28,206 --> 00:04:30,827 You're supposed to compliment her right there. 162 00:04:30,931 --> 00:04:32,206 Come on, man. 163 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:34,586 That's like telling Dwyane Wade to pass the ball 164 00:04:34,689 --> 00:04:35,482 to LeBron and-- and dunk it. 165 00:04:35,586 --> 00:04:38,103 No. Come on, man. 166 00:04:38,206 --> 00:04:39,310 No. 167 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:40,241 Well, CJ went too. 168 00:04:40,344 --> 00:04:45,000 Yeah, but Janine wasn't mad at me. 169 00:04:45,103 --> 00:04:48,000 OK, baby, what are you going to do for your anniversary? 170 00:04:48,103 --> 00:04:48,862 I don't know. 171 00:04:48,965 --> 00:04:50,620 Well, whatever you got to do. 172 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,827 If you want to make sure you make to your next anniversary, 173 00:04:52,931 --> 00:04:54,586 you got to lay it on thick, bro. 174 00:04:54,689 --> 00:04:57,310 Says the two-time loser. 175 00:04:57,413 --> 00:04:58,517 Look, seriously. 176 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:01,068 One thing that my ex-wives had in common, 177 00:05:01,172 --> 00:05:04,068 is they always remembered our anniversaries. 178 00:05:04,172 --> 00:05:08,068 They remember our first dates, our first kiss, 179 00:05:08,172 --> 00:05:08,931 the first time that we-- 180 00:05:09,034 --> 00:05:11,931 Floyd, I am still in the room. 181 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:13,896 The first time we ran each other's credit. 182 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,103 OK. 183 00:05:15,206 --> 00:05:16,655 Yeah, I should've have planned something nice. 184 00:05:16,758 --> 00:05:18,034 This past year has been rough. 185 00:05:18,137 --> 00:05:20,137 Yeah, I want to plan something nice for Janine too. 186 00:05:20,241 --> 00:05:21,517 Ooh. 187 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:23,482 Say, maybe we should do a double anniversary celebration. 188 00:05:23,586 --> 00:05:25,310 Oh, this is good. 189 00:05:25,413 --> 00:05:26,379 That sounds really good, Calvin. 190 00:05:26,482 --> 00:05:27,206 I can cook. 191 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:28,413 No. 192 00:05:28,517 --> 00:05:30,517 No, you don't have to do that, all right? 193 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:31,896 I know the perfect place. 194 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,206 This is a celebration for all of us. 195 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:35,586 And they have a private room. 196 00:05:35,689 --> 00:05:37,000 Appetit de Amore 197 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:37,724 -Yeah, yeah. -Book it. 198 00:05:37,827 --> 00:05:38,931 Miranda loves that spot. 199 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,413 Yeah it'll be real intimate. 200 00:05:40,517 --> 00:05:42,551 Yeah, maybe you two should come with us. 201 00:05:42,655 --> 00:05:44,137 Do we have to pay? 202 00:05:44,241 --> 00:05:47,103 No. 203 00:05:47,206 --> 00:05:48,517 As a matter of fact, if y'all need something to wear, 204 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:51,310 y'all best start looking through this good stuff before I give 205 00:05:51,413 --> 00:05:52,896 the rest to the Help Center. 206 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,379 Oh, yeah. 207 00:05:54,482 --> 00:05:55,241 Bow! 208 00:05:58,137 --> 00:06:01,103 [upbeat music] 209 00:06:03,103 --> 00:06:05,379 Going to pay insurance. 210 00:06:05,482 --> 00:06:08,000 I decided what we're doing for our anniversary. 211 00:06:08,103 --> 00:06:10,310 Oh. 212 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,413 CJ and I are taking you and Janine out. 213 00:06:12,517 --> 00:06:15,000 We're taking you to that nice French restaurant in Buckhead. 214 00:06:15,103 --> 00:06:16,931 [clears throat] 215 00:06:17,655 --> 00:06:19,413 And we decided to take our parents. 216 00:06:19,517 --> 00:06:22,310 Unless you don't want us to be there. 217 00:06:22,413 --> 00:06:24,620 Oh no, no, that's not it. 218 00:06:24,724 --> 00:06:27,965 It's just, that's a pretty expensive restaurant 219 00:06:28,068 --> 00:06:29,620 and I don't really think we can afford it. 220 00:06:29,724 --> 00:06:31,379 Miranda, it's our anniversary. 221 00:06:31,482 --> 00:06:33,310 I just want us all to be together, like on the day 222 00:06:33,413 --> 00:06:34,517 we were married. 223 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:36,931 It's really expensive and we're on a budget. 224 00:06:37,034 --> 00:06:38,482 And then I'm going to have to get a sitter for-- 225 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:40,137 for the kids and that's more money. 226 00:06:40,241 --> 00:06:41,379 Janine already took care of that. 227 00:06:41,482 --> 00:06:44,793 But then I have to get my hair done and it's just-- 228 00:06:44,896 --> 00:06:49,000 Yeah, you guys could go out dancing later. 229 00:06:49,103 --> 00:06:52,724 You know, get your slow drag on, baby. 230 00:06:52,827 --> 00:06:53,827 Slow drag? 231 00:06:53,931 --> 00:06:54,379 Yes. 232 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:55,517 What's that? 233 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:56,931 Slow drag, you know what a slow drag is. 234 00:06:57,034 --> 00:07:00,827 It's when you slow dance with the one you love. 235 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:02,896 You hold them close. 236 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,965 And it's was just so nice. 237 00:07:05,068 --> 00:07:07,275 Tell 'em, baby, about slow dragging. 238 00:07:07,379 --> 00:07:08,034 Slow dragging? 239 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:08,862 Slow drag. 240 00:07:08,965 --> 00:07:10,034 What is that? 241 00:07:10,137 --> 00:07:11,310 You mean when you move like that? 242 00:07:11,413 --> 00:07:13,344 [laughs] 243 00:07:13,448 --> 00:07:14,517 That what you talking about? 244 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:15,344 You know what? 245 00:07:15,448 --> 00:07:16,413 I can always count on you. 246 00:07:16,517 --> 00:07:17,827 Yeah, whatever. 247 00:07:21,379 --> 00:07:22,448 What's wrong with you? 248 00:07:22,551 --> 00:07:23,689 Nothing. 249 00:07:23,793 --> 00:07:25,068 I just-- I just want to finish these dishes, OK? 250 00:07:25,172 --> 00:07:27,379 Yeah, but you're not excited about it at all. 251 00:07:27,482 --> 00:07:30,965 Um, you didn't ask me what I wanted to do. 252 00:07:31,068 --> 00:07:31,724 I don't get it. 253 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,379 Because I made the plans. 254 00:07:33,482 --> 00:07:37,172 If I didn't make the plans, you would be mad. 255 00:07:37,275 --> 00:07:38,137 It's your-- your-- your turn. 256 00:07:38,241 --> 00:07:39,517 Mm-mm. 257 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:42,655 Let's give them some privacy. 258 00:07:42,758 --> 00:07:44,034 Baby, this is my house. 259 00:07:44,137 --> 00:07:45,448 If they want some privacy, they can go out on the porch 260 00:07:45,551 --> 00:07:46,862 and fight like the neighbors do. 261 00:07:46,965 --> 00:07:49,310 If you don't come on out of this kitchen, we-- we gonna 262 00:07:49,413 --> 00:07:51,413 fight, like the neighbors do. 263 00:07:51,517 --> 00:07:52,448 You know what? 264 00:07:52,551 --> 00:07:54,034 You got one more time to threaten me. 265 00:07:54,137 --> 00:07:56,103 You gonna slow drag-- you're gonna slow 266 00:07:56,206 --> 00:07:57,172 drag me out of the kitchen? 267 00:07:57,275 --> 00:07:58,827 Oh please. 268 00:07:58,931 --> 00:07:59,827 I wish you would! 269 00:07:59,931 --> 00:08:01,413 I wish you would! 270 00:08:03,206 --> 00:08:04,241 What do you want me to do? 271 00:08:04,344 --> 00:08:06,103 I don't know. 272 00:08:06,206 --> 00:08:07,068 I don't get it. 273 00:08:07,172 --> 00:08:09,310 Calvin, we can't afford that place. 274 00:08:09,413 --> 00:08:10,344 What do you want me to do? 275 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:11,965 Not pay a bill so we can go to dinner? 276 00:08:12,068 --> 00:08:12,758 Pick a bill. 277 00:08:12,862 --> 00:08:13,896 The-- the-- what, the car? 278 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,172 No, the credit card? 279 00:08:16,275 --> 00:08:17,620 No. I-- 280 00:08:17,724 --> 00:08:18,931 Or maybe-- no, maybe I could brown-paper-bag it for a while. 281 00:08:19,034 --> 00:08:22,862 No, baby, I don't want you to do that. 282 00:08:22,965 --> 00:08:24,206 OK, I'll cancel plans. 283 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:28,068 I'll tell CJ, and we can just have a nice quiet dinner. 284 00:08:28,172 --> 00:08:31,206 No. I know you're trying to do something nice, 285 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:33,310 something for us. 286 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:34,413 So it's fine. 287 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:36,551 It's fine. 288 00:08:36,655 --> 00:08:39,758 Baby, this'll be a great anniversary, I promise you. 289 00:08:39,862 --> 00:08:40,862 If I would have known y'all was 290 00:08:40,965 --> 00:08:42,103 going to be that boring, I could've watched 291 00:08:42,206 --> 00:08:42,896 the neighbors fight. 292 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,000 [smooth jazz music] 293 00:08:50,482 --> 00:08:52,206 Baby, which one do you like the better? 294 00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:57,758 Baby, whichever one is going to make CJ pay the whole bill, 295 00:08:57,862 --> 00:09:00,310 including the tip. 296 00:09:00,413 --> 00:09:02,862 Curtis, I am so excited! 297 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:05,206 We have not been out in a while, baby. 298 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,413 Mhm. 299 00:09:06,517 --> 00:09:08,172 And baby look, just one dance tonight, OK? 300 00:09:08,275 --> 00:09:09,586 Because I'm wearing my tight shoes. 301 00:09:09,689 --> 00:09:11,586 The floor is gonna be kickin! 302 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:12,586 One more? 303 00:09:12,689 --> 00:09:13,965 [laughs] 304 00:09:14,068 --> 00:09:16,620 Hey, man, you sure you don't want me to pick you up? 305 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,103 No, Miranda and I will meet you there. 306 00:09:18,206 --> 00:09:19,241 - OK. - You know what I mean? 307 00:09:19,344 --> 00:09:19,655 [sighs] 308 00:09:19,758 --> 00:09:21,103 Yep. 309 00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:22,034 - Hey. - Hey. 310 00:09:22,137 --> 00:09:22,827 Hey. 311 00:09:22,931 --> 00:09:24,103 Hi, Miss Ella. 312 00:09:24,206 --> 00:09:25,413 So we have the kids all squared 313 00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:26,413 away with the babysitter. 314 00:09:26,517 --> 00:09:28,172 Yeah, Calvin Jr. was a little fussy. 315 00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:29,965 Are we all good for tonight? 316 00:09:30,068 --> 00:09:31,413 Yep. 317 00:09:31,517 --> 00:09:34,379 Everybody's going to meet at Appetit de Amore at 7:00 sharp. 318 00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:36,551 7:00 sharp. 319 00:09:36,655 --> 00:09:38,586 [knocks at door] 320 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:40,965 Wassup, wassup, family? 321 00:09:41,068 --> 00:09:41,724 Wassup? 322 00:09:41,827 --> 00:09:43,241 Caesar! Hey, look here. 323 00:09:43,344 --> 00:09:46,103 Y'all still plan on going to that restaurant down there, 324 00:09:46,206 --> 00:09:47,275 up the hill? - Yes. 325 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,413 And you can't come. 326 00:09:48,517 --> 00:09:50,586 Look, y'all must have something really big 327 00:09:50,689 --> 00:09:51,827 planned down there, because they got 328 00:09:51,931 --> 00:09:53,482 the whole street blocked off. 329 00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:56,172 Actually the restaurant is on fire. 330 00:09:56,275 --> 00:09:57,724 What? 331 00:09:59,310 --> 00:09:59,793 What's up, Calvin? 332 00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:00,241 Find anything? 333 00:10:00,344 --> 00:10:01,827 Nothing. 334 00:10:01,931 --> 00:10:03,586 We didn't find anything either. 335 00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:04,758 I'm sorry, baby. 336 00:10:04,862 --> 00:10:05,827 You know, I was trying to make it special. 337 00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:07,103 It's fine. 338 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:07,827 The fact that you two were trying to pull all this 339 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:09,586 together means a lot. 340 00:10:09,689 --> 00:10:10,379 All right? 341 00:10:10,482 --> 00:10:11,413 Yeah. 342 00:10:11,517 --> 00:10:12,551 We can just do barbecue. 343 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:15,482 Mm, that's what I'm talking about. 344 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:18,379 Hey, I found something. 345 00:10:18,482 --> 00:10:20,448 This place right here, it stays open late, 346 00:10:20,551 --> 00:10:23,103 has a piano bar, and a great atmosphere. 347 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,103 Sounds good. 348 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:24,862 Where is it? 349 00:10:24,965 --> 00:10:27,206 What area code is 212? 350 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:28,241 New York. 351 00:10:28,344 --> 00:10:31,551 That's a little too expensive, huh? 352 00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:33,034 By the look on their faces, I don't 353 00:10:33,137 --> 00:10:34,931 think they found anything yet. 354 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,413 Miranda, get out my chair. 355 00:10:36,517 --> 00:10:38,517 OK, you guys, we talked about it. 356 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:40,137 Curtis and I talked about it. 357 00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:42,724 How would you like to celebrate down at the Help Center? 358 00:10:42,827 --> 00:10:44,000 You cleaned up the Help Center? 359 00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:47,482 We've already cleared it out for our next project. 360 00:10:47,586 --> 00:10:48,206 And we can all decorate. 361 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:50,137 I want to help. 362 00:10:50,241 --> 00:10:50,931 I can do the food. 363 00:10:51,034 --> 00:10:51,758 It'll be great. 364 00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:53,000 No, no. 365 00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:54,896 Aunt Ella, I told you, we don't want you to cook. 366 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,241 CJ? 367 00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:58,482 The plan was for us all to celebrate together. 368 00:10:58,586 --> 00:11:00,172 You know what? 369 00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:03,034 My cousin is a caterer/event planner. 370 00:11:03,137 --> 00:11:06,034 As a matter of fact, she owes me big time 371 00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:07,413 too, because I had to bail her son out of jail 372 00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:09,965 last week, twice. 373 00:11:10,068 --> 00:11:11,931 Floyd, it's their anniversary. 374 00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:14,103 They want a good meal, not a last supper. 375 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,620 Miranda, get out of my chair. 376 00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:16,689 But she's good. 377 00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:18,206 Seriously, I'll supervise everybody. 378 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:22,413 And plus, I want to make up for that little woodchuck thing. 379 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,413 [clicks tongue] 380 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,379 Then what do you think? 381 00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:27,137 Well-- 382 00:11:27,241 --> 00:11:29,344 Well, at least we know it'll be memorable. 383 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:30,275 What about you, Calvin? 384 00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:31,344 I'm in. 385 00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:32,172 I'm in. 386 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,172 Miranda? 387 00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:36,068 Miranda? 388 00:11:36,172 --> 00:11:36,827 Hmm? 389 00:11:36,931 --> 00:11:38,172 Baby, it's free. 390 00:11:38,275 --> 00:11:39,275 Oh, well, I mean, fine. 391 00:11:39,379 --> 00:11:40,310 If that's what everyone else wants to do. 392 00:11:40,413 --> 00:11:41,275 Good. 393 00:11:41,379 --> 00:11:44,034 Now, get out of my chair. 394 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,896 Well, I guess I'll call Peach then. 395 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:46,448 Yes. 396 00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:47,344 Cool. 397 00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:48,793 This is great. 398 00:11:48,896 --> 00:11:49,862 So we're doing it. 399 00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:52,206 Can I talk to you outside for a moment? 400 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,965 Sure. 401 00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,068 How much? 402 00:12:00,172 --> 00:12:02,000 She's not-- she's not that expensive. 403 00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:05,344 OK, girl, what's going on with you? 404 00:12:05,448 --> 00:12:07,344 What are you talking about, Janine? 405 00:12:07,448 --> 00:12:08,793 What-- what am I talking about? 406 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:12,379 You-- you don't really seem that into the celebration here. 407 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,137 Yeah, I am. 408 00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:14,517 I just-- 409 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:15,379 Yeah, yeah, no you're not. 410 00:12:15,482 --> 00:12:16,413 This is me. 411 00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:18,068 What's going on? 412 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:22,448 Calvin is trying to plan this big grandiose dinner 413 00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:23,241 for our anniversary. 414 00:12:23,344 --> 00:12:24,620 Yes? 415 00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:27,379 But the truth is, this year hasn't been grand at all. 416 00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:28,551 We lost our home. 417 00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:30,241 We had a fire. 418 00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:32,068 And the aftermath of Calvin being shot-- 419 00:12:32,172 --> 00:12:33,586 OK, wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 420 00:12:33,689 --> 00:12:37,034 I-- I know that I don't have to go into detail about everything 421 00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:38,172 that CJ and I have been through. 422 00:12:38,275 --> 00:12:40,482 But you see, we made it, OK? 423 00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:41,793 Calvin loves you. 424 00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:43,413 Yes, you guys are going through some tough times, 425 00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:45,241 but I mean, things happen. 426 00:12:45,344 --> 00:12:47,034 That's marriage. 427 00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:49,068 It's not what's going on around you on the outside, 428 00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:50,827 but it's what inside that matters. 429 00:12:50,931 --> 00:12:53,413 Do you know how many women would love-- 430 00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:56,034 love their husbands going out of their way like this, 431 00:12:56,137 --> 00:12:58,896 to celebrate their anniversary? 432 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,310 -Yeah. -Yeah. 433 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,344 Well, I guess I've been having my own little pity party. 434 00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:04,413 Just a Little one. 435 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,172 And this is not-- it was-- it was huge. 436 00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:07,517 You need to stop. 437 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,000 7:00 PM sharp, it ends. 438 00:13:09,103 --> 00:13:10,068 Pick it up. 439 00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:11,310 Get 'em In. - [SINGING] Got to cheese. 440 00:13:11,413 --> 00:13:12,655 Let's do this. 441 00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,206 [smooth jazz music] 442 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:16,344 This is perfect. 443 00:13:16,448 --> 00:13:18,344 Look at that, this is beautiful. 444 00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:19,379 You're here. 445 00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:21,172 What you doing for the dance Floydd? 446 00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:22,275 What you talking about Caesar? 447 00:13:22,379 --> 00:13:23,344 What you doing? 448 00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:24,793 Come on now, you and first lady. 449 00:13:24,896 --> 00:13:26,413 Oh, this is beautiful! 450 00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:28,000 Isn't it great? 451 00:13:28,103 --> 00:13:28,724 You outdid yourselves, man. 452 00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:30,275 You outside yourself. 453 00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:31,724 Hey, Brother thanks to Peaches. 454 00:13:31,827 --> 00:13:32,827 I told you, she's good. 455 00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:35,379 All right, Peaches. 456 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,689 Uh-- one thing. 457 00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:38,689 This stuff better not be stolen. 458 00:13:38,793 --> 00:13:40,310 Of course not. 459 00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:43,103 I don't think so. 460 00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:45,103 Curtis, look. 461 00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:46,448 This looks like the bouquet that I 462 00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:49,103 carried down the aisle on the day we got married, baby. 463 00:13:49,206 --> 00:13:51,724 Might be the same one. 464 00:13:51,827 --> 00:13:59,068 Curtis, I knew you were the one. 465 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,793 My eyes were full of tears. 466 00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:04,206 Those weren't tears. 467 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,103 That was sweat, bro. 468 00:14:05,206 --> 00:14:09,068 You were like a lawn sprinkler. 469 00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:12,724 I knew you were the one, baby. 470 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:15,000 And I couldn't see anyone else in the room but you. 471 00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:16,448 It's a good thing you didn't. 'Cause her 472 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,241 daddy was in the back yelling, don't do it, Ella! 473 00:14:18,344 --> 00:14:19,724 Don't do it! 474 00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:24,206 I couldn't hear anything except you saying I do. 475 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:25,551 And I still do. 476 00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:33,689 Then baby, at the reception, I took the bouquet, 477 00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:35,758 and I flung it into the crowd. 478 00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:38,103 [laughs] 479 00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:40,827 That was a memorable moment. 480 00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:43,793 And then all that tussling over that bouquet. 481 00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:45,172 That's mine and you know it! 482 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:45,793 [laughs] - My wig! 483 00:14:45,896 --> 00:14:47,000 I'm gonna slam-- 484 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,379 I'm gonna slam you down. 485 00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:49,310 I'm gonna slam you. 486 00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:51,034 I broke my nail. 487 00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:53,793 How was I supposed to know it was for women only? 488 00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:59,862 Please remember, sparkling apple cider for me, please. 489 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:01,034 I'll get right on that, ma'am. 490 00:15:01,137 --> 00:15:02,413 Thank you. 491 00:15:02,517 --> 00:15:02,931 Haters. 492 00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:04,172 [laughs] 493 00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:06,724 Hey, hey, hey, hey, you break it, you pay for it. 494 00:15:06,827 --> 00:15:08,379 I might as well, I'm paying for all this anyway. 495 00:15:12,137 --> 00:15:14,310 I was actually going to wait for Calvin and Miranda 496 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,724 to get here to make my speech. 497 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:22,172 But Janine, in spite of all we've been through, 498 00:15:22,275 --> 00:15:26,482 I'd do it all over again, just to be here with you right now. 499 00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:31,137 I love you and I always will. 500 00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:33,206 Happy anniversary, baby. 501 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,068 Oh-- 502 00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:40,482 Hey, get a room. 503 00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:42,413 Happy anniversary, baby. 504 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:43,206 Mhm. 505 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,344 Mhm. 506 00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:46,931 Aw, thank you. 507 00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:50,379 This does my heart good, to see this. 508 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,931 [smooth jazz music] 509 00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:00,482 Baby? 510 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:03,172 I picked up your dress from the cleaners. 511 00:16:03,275 --> 00:16:06,689 And I-- what are you doing? 512 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:09,275 I don't want to do this anymore. 513 00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:10,517 I want a divorce. 514 00:16:12,413 --> 00:16:13,724 What? 515 00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:20,379 I want-- a divorce. 516 00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:23,689 [suspenseful music] 517 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:28,758 Oh, Curtis, are you crying? 518 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:31,689 No, I'm allergic to hunger. 519 00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,448 Where is Calvin and Miranda at? 520 00:16:33,551 --> 00:16:36,275 Well, Curtis, he said they would be late. 521 00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:38,172 OK, well, I'm hungry, baby. 522 00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:39,275 Flizz-oyd? 523 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,310 Yes, yes sir? 524 00:16:41,413 --> 00:16:42,862 Can we get some chips and dip or something? 525 00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:43,965 Sure. 526 00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:44,827 Peaches! 527 00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:50,344 Run to-- run to the vending machine 528 00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:51,379 and get me some chips, all right? 529 00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:52,275 And I'll pay you later. 530 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,379 I'm a little short on money. 531 00:16:58,482 --> 00:17:01,413 Downstairs to the right. 532 00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:03,448 -I hope she's coming back. - OK. 533 00:17:03,551 --> 00:17:05,896 Let me call them and see where they are. 534 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:11,862 [phone rings] 535 00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:12,448 Miranda-- 536 00:17:12,551 --> 00:17:15,103 No, no, no. 537 00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:18,172 I've been waiting for the right time to tell you this. 538 00:17:18,275 --> 00:17:20,482 And it never quite seems like the right time. 539 00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:27,413 I don't love you anymore. 540 00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:36,862 Miranda, we-- we-- we can work this out. 541 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000 [slow wistful piano music] 542 00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:06,241 Curtis, Calvin won't answer my call. 543 00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:08,344 He won't call me back. 544 00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:09,448 Should I leave another message? 545 00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:10,379 No, baby. 546 00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:11,931 Leave him alone. 547 00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:13,206 That's their anniversary. 548 00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:18,448 They probably do what people do on their anniversary. 549 00:18:18,551 --> 00:18:21,379 Look at 'em, baby. 550 00:18:21,482 --> 00:18:23,275 Slow dragging. 551 00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:26,000 That's how you do it. 552 00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:28,000 [slow wistful piano music] 553 00:18:56,275 --> 00:18:58,172 [glass shatters] 554 00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,413 [slow wistful piano music] 555 00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:13,172 [smooth jazz music] 37127

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