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MIRANDA: Do you hear
what I'm saying?
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CALVIN: Of course I hear
you-- you're yelling.
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MIRANDA: [YELLING]
I'm not yelling!
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Curtis.
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Curtis, don't sit
there and act like you
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don't hear them back there.
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You should've done something
about this a long time ago.
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Baby, come on now.
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OK, Ella.
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Please.
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We don't even act like
this in our own house.
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OK, baby, I got it, I got it.
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Thank you.
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Curtis, that's not funny.
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This is not funny.
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Stay out of it, Ella.
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Stay out of it, baby.
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They grown people, OK?
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And they married.
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Curtis, somebody
needs to speak to them.
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You need to talk to them.
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[sigh]
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- Nobody need to--
- I'm talking to them.
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- No, you not.
- I can't take it.
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Baby, stay out of it.
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Curtis.
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Stay out of it.
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CALVIN: I'm done talking to you!
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I'm out.
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Hey, baby.
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Hey, y'all.
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[WHISPERING] Don't
you say nothing.
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Stay out of it.
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[forced laugh]
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What y'all watching?
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Well, we're watching George
and Weezy, but all we can hear
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is Calvin and Miranda.
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[WHISPERING] Don't do it.
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Don't you do it.
- Why are y'all--
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I don't want to talk about it.
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We're grown.
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We're married.
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We'll work through it.
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She claims I ignore her,
and I don't listen to her.
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Well, do you
ignore her, Calvin?
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Who?
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Your wife, Miranda.
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No, I don't ignore
her, but everything
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just turns into an argument.
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I'm tired of it.
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Curtis, he does ignore her.
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Sometimes, I watch them.
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Curtis--
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Baby, did you say something?
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Marriage is tough.
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Pop, how do you do it?
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I ignore her.
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Look, that's what you
don't want to do, OK?
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Calvin, you have to find ways
to reconnect with your wife.
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Oh, Lord.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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Baby, just think of
the things y'all used
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to do together when
you first started out,
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and do those things.
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Just think on those things.
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Find out what those were.
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And then that will trigger
things on the inside of you,
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and then you'll get a
better understanding
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of where everybody is.
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When you grow,
you grow together.
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The Bible says.
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BOTH: [UNIMPRESSED] Wow.
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Wow what?
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BOTH: I ain't
trying to hear that.
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[theme music]
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I'm just trying to
give you some holy advice
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about relationships.
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Pop, what do I do?
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And you gonna ask him?
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I got you, son.
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You see, the Bible says that--
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What it say, Curtis?
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I'm about to tell
him what it say.
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It says that the womaneth
should be quieteth when
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a man speaketh to his seedeth.
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[UNIMPRESSED] Wow.
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You know what I do, son,
whenever we feel disconnected?
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What do you do?
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I plan a night that we
both will never forget.
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Really, Curtis?
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The last night you planned, I
spent it cooking in the kitchen
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while you slept out
here on the couch.
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Yeah, that's every night.
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You haven't forgot it, have you?
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Yeah, you know what?
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Yeah, I need to do
something special.
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I need to plan something
special for her.
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There you go.
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Yes, and we will
even watch your kids.
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No, you will watch the kids.
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Don't put me in there.
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So that you guys can go
out for the entire night.
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Thank you, Pop.
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Anytime.
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Thank you, Pop.
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So what should I do?
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Well, you can
start with dinner,
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and then you can
take her to a suite--
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Da, da, da--
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Pop, what should I do?
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Let me think.
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Gotta do something
really cool, really nice.
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OK.
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Take her to dinner.
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Dinner.
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Get her a suite.
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A suite.
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And flowers.
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Flowers.
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You know what?
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That's a good idea.
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I can rent a suite at
that nice hotel downtown.
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There you go.
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And my boy Peanut works there.
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He said he'll give me half off.
- Now you're talking.
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Yeah.
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- But don't make it too nice.
- OK.
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'Cause then you might have
another kid, and there's no
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more vacancies in this house.
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OK.
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It sounds great, Calvin.
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Listen, sometimes,
two people just
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need to remember where they
were so that they can just
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fall in love all over again and
come back to the realization
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that God is at the helm of
all of it, and once God gets--
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[UNIMPRESSED] Wow.
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Once God gets involved--
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You know what, Pop?
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Thank you for all the advice.
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I'm gonna call Peanut.
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I'm gonna get on it.
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I'm gonna make these
plans right now.
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May you do what it do, son.
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Yes, sir.
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Hey, hey, love you.
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I love you too.
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Not as much as I love you.
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You know what?
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You are really something.
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You know that?
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Thank you.
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I can always count on you.
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You know that?
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Thank you, baby.
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[clatter]
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Ow.
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[plop]
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[kiss]
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[plop]
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[thud]
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[scream]
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Ella!
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What are you doing?
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Cooking, what it
look like I'm doing?
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Son, grab that for me.
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Get that right there.
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The soup's in there.
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I need to pour that in.
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Bring that over here for me.
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Now where is my father, and
what have you done with him?
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Don't be so smart.
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[forced laugh]
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Very funny.
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Throw me the pepper.
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Ah!
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[scream]
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[clatter]
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Why are you cooking?
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'Cause sometimes,
son, you do some stuff.
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You let your wife take a break.
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OK?
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Sometimes, you do
things just because you
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don't want Mom to think
it's just about the bedroom
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and the kitchen.
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Not all the time, you
know what I'm saying?
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The Bible says that--
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[UNIMPRESSED] Wow.
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Thank you.
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Took you long enough to stop me.
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Mom's not gonna make it home
in time to cook you lunch,
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is she?
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No.
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And she said I gotta
make it myself.
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And I couldn't even
find the directions
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for the grilled cheese.
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I need that.
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Anyway, you want some?
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Sure.
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Cheese is in the fridge.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You do see this bag, right?
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You do see this
counter, right?
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[sigh]
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I know you didn't mess up
your mother's kitchen like this.
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No.
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My pops was in here cooking.
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What?
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Why?
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Is he feeling OK?
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I got a surprise for you.
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[scoff]
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The last surprise that
you had for me cost us tons.
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Babe.
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What?
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I'm just trying to take you
out for a night on the town,
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just me and you.
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Calvin, with what money?
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Let me worry about that.
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OK, fine.
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So what's the occasion?
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I think we need a little bit
of us time, just me and you.
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So, what do you
want me to say?
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Say "I would love to go."
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Hm.
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Have you been drinking?
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No, I have not been drinking.
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I'm trying to romance
my wife, is that OK?
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OK, fine, fine, Calvin.
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Then since you've
planned all of this out,
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who have you planned
to watch our children?
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Well, I have that all
figured out, actually.
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My parents already agreed
to watch the kids tonight.
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T-- tonight?
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Tonight, Calvin?
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How could you do this tonight?
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How could you try to
surprise me tonight?
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I can't do it tonight, Calvin.
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I picked up some extra hours
at the real estate company.
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I have to help them get
ready for an audit tonight.
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You can cancel that.
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Cancel it?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I definitely can't cancel
it, because guess what?
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Nobody is gonna
cancel these bills.
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All of these right here?
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No one's gonna cancel these.
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And you know what?
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We need the money,
Calvin, because your ch--
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ch--
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My what?
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Nothing.
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Just-- just nothing.
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I just can't go.
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You know what, Miranda?
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I'm tired of all this
arguing about our bills,
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the money, and our kids.
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You know what I'm tired of?
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I'm tired of taking two
steps forward with you
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only to take five steps back.
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I am tired of taking
care of the kids
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and everything else
in this household.
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A woman needs a--
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A woman needs what?
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A woman needs what?
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Go ahead and say it.
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A woman needs a man
who's gonna step up.
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I know you're
not talking to me.
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Our marriage is in trouble.
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I need you to meet
me halfway on this.
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OK, fine.
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Fine.
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00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:14,551
I will cancel going into
the job that's gonna make us
274
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:20,068
money to pay these bills so I
can have your little surprise.
275
00:10:20,172 --> 00:10:20,862
OK?
276
00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:22,275
It's canceled.
277
00:10:22,379 --> 00:10:23,034
Excuse me.
278
00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:34,275
I don't think she wanna go.
279
00:10:34,379 --> 00:10:36,379
You didn't pick that up yet.
280
00:10:40,275 --> 00:10:41,034
Oh, he gonna kill her.
281
00:10:41,137 --> 00:10:41,827
[scream on tv]
282
00:10:41,931 --> 00:10:43,275
Oh.
283
00:10:43,379 --> 00:10:44,551
He's killing her.
284
00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:46,172
OK, OK, start it back
up, baby, start it back up.
285
00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:48,620
He's killing her.
286
00:10:48,724 --> 00:10:49,620
Oh, he's killing her.
287
00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:50,827
Baby, why you didn't pause it?
288
00:10:50,931 --> 00:10:52,172
Baby, what?
289
00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:53,758
Why you didn't pause the show?
Why you ain't pause it?
290
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,344
Baby, I didn't know you
wanted me to pause it.
291
00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:56,862
I can't watch this.
I can't watch this.
292
00:10:56,965 --> 00:10:57,931
I gotta catch up.
293
00:10:58,034 --> 00:10:59,206
I didn't know you
wanted me to pause it.
294
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,896
Oh, baby.
295
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,068
Baby, I said "pause the show."
296
00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:05,275
What else does that mean?
297
00:11:05,379 --> 00:11:07,689
Curtis, I'm sorry, I
didn't hear you, really.
298
00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:08,827
I really didn't hear you.
299
00:11:08,931 --> 00:11:09,965
You didn't hear me
say "pause the show"?
300
00:11:10,068 --> 00:11:11,793
Well, I heard you say
"something the show."
301
00:11:11,896 --> 00:11:12,896
Then forget it.
302
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,448
But I didn't really
concentrate on what
303
00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:15,379
you were really saying, baby.
304
00:11:15,482 --> 00:11:16,344
Forget it, OK?
305
00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:17,310
Baby, you didn't
miss anything.
306
00:11:17,413 --> 00:11:18,931
He just killed his wife.
307
00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:20,137
Don't tell me he
killed his wife!
308
00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:21,275
Then he went in the
house, and he ate dinner.
309
00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:22,827
- Baby, don't do this to me.
- He had corn.
310
00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:23,689
Don't do that.
311
00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:24,758
Don't do that.
312
00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:26,172
I hate it when you--
do not do that.
313
00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:27,689
Now I know he killed his wife.
You ain't gotta tell me.
314
00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:28,931
I'm gonna watch it again anyway.
315
00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:30,000
No.
316
00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:31,103
- Right after I kill my wife.
- Curtis.
317
00:11:31,206 --> 00:11:31,862
I'm gonna get it.
318
00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:32,862
Yes, I am gonna watch it.
319
00:11:32,965 --> 00:11:34,965
This is pay-per-view,
$5.99, baby.
320
00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:36,206
You're not watching
this anymore.
321
00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:37,931
OK, it's on your card.
322
00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:39,862
You used my card, Curtis?
323
00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:41,517
Why did you do that?
324
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:43,000
Why would I not do it, baby?
325
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,862
We're one.
326
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,000
What's yours is mine.
327
00:11:46,103 --> 00:11:46,793
You know what?
328
00:11:46,896 --> 00:11:48,068
Really, please, please.
329
00:11:48,172 --> 00:11:48,965
What's mine is mine.
330
00:11:49,068 --> 00:11:49,758
Please.
331
00:11:52,689 --> 00:11:53,379
No, no, no.
332
00:11:53,482 --> 00:11:54,241
Come on!
333
00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:55,275
Quit playing!
334
00:11:55,379 --> 00:11:56,551
Hey, hey, hey,
keep your voice down.
335
00:11:56,655 --> 00:11:58,000
You keep your voice down.
336
00:11:58,103 --> 00:12:01,068
Curtis, I do not want those
children to wake up, OK?
337
00:12:01,172 --> 00:12:02,620
Especially after
Miranda and Calvin
338
00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:03,689
will be leaving in a minute.
339
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:06,482
Ooh.
340
00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:09,000
Look at you, look at you.
341
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,172
Don't you all look nice.
342
00:12:10,275 --> 00:12:11,034
Look at y'all.
343
00:12:11,137 --> 00:12:12,068
You look good.
344
00:12:12,172 --> 00:12:13,034
Don't they look good, Curtis?
345
00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:16,172
They look like themselves.
346
00:12:16,275 --> 00:12:19,965
He look like he going to court,
and you look [inaudible]..
347
00:12:20,068 --> 00:12:21,379
[laugh]
348
00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:22,655
Thank you for
watching the kids.
349
00:12:22,758 --> 00:12:24,068
You're welcome.
350
00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:26,689
Yeah, I can't remember the
last time I stayed in a hotel.
351
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:28,413
It was when you
were with Tracy.
352
00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:31,000
Uh-- [slap] No,
that was just--
353
00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:34,689
Hey, so bring me back a
Bible and some of them towels.
354
00:12:34,793 --> 00:12:36,724
They good to wash the car.
355
00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:38,793
Curtis, that's wrong.
356
00:12:38,896 --> 00:12:39,827
You still stealing.
357
00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:40,827
It is stealing,
baby, to take that.
358
00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:42,137
- It's not stealing.
- Yes, it is.
359
00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:43,275
It does not belong to you.
- This is the hotel, baby.
360
00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:45,034
It is not stealing if
it's out the hotel.
361
00:12:45,137 --> 00:12:46,965
Hey, son, just bring
me back the towels.
362
00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,137
Yeah, OK.
363
00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:49,551
Well, you guys have
the name and the number
364
00:12:49,655 --> 00:12:50,724
to the hotel where we'll be at.
365
00:12:50,827 --> 00:12:51,896
You got our cell phone--
366
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,379
Calvin, you kids go
and have a great time.
367
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,896
Don't worry about us, baby.
368
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:56,862
Just go on and go.
369
00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:58,000
CURTIS: Just get going.
370
00:12:58,103 --> 00:12:58,793
Go on.
371
00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:00,000
Enjoy yourself.
372
00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:01,655
Just go on and
get on outta here
373
00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:03,965
so y'all can just have a good
time so the night can start.
374
00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:05,206
Miranda.
375
00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:06,241
Yeah.
376
00:13:06,344 --> 00:13:07,068
OK.
377
00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:08,827
There she go.
378
00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:09,620
I know, baby.
379
00:13:09,724 --> 00:13:10,862
I know.
It's just--
380
00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:11,655
[bubbling noise]
381
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,724
[inaudible].
382
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:17,103
OK, well, we'll see
you in the morning.
383
00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:18,517
Enjoy yourselves.
384
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,482
You look beautiful.
385
00:13:20,586 --> 00:13:22,344
This is just gonna be glorious.
386
00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:23,793
It's just gonna be wonderful.
387
00:13:23,896 --> 00:13:24,724
Y'all be good.
388
00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:26,965
It's just gonna be a mess.
389
00:13:27,068 --> 00:13:28,310
Curtis, this is gonna be a mess.
390
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:29,793
I know.
391
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,862
Did you see how long it took
her to get up outta that chair?
392
00:13:31,965 --> 00:13:33,034
Baby, 'cause the
dress don't fit.
393
00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:34,448
What?
394
00:13:34,551 --> 00:13:35,551
Baby, please.
395
00:13:35,655 --> 00:13:37,551
That little dress--
396
00:13:37,655 --> 00:13:39,379
that little dress
belong to Jazmine.
397
00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:41,103
Well, she gonna give
it back to Jazmine,
398
00:13:41,206 --> 00:13:44,413
and then somebody can spank
Jazmine for having it.
399
00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:45,379
Oh, you are so--
400
00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:47,310
I'm so what?
401
00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:48,482
Move.
402
00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:49,793
Tell you what I'm
gonna be so this evening.
403
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:50,620
Uh-oh.
404
00:13:50,724 --> 00:13:51,448
Baby.
405
00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:52,517
Be so that this evening.
406
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:55,103
You gonna be so
sleep in five minutes.
407
00:13:55,206 --> 00:13:57,413
All I need is two.
408
00:13:57,517 --> 00:13:58,620
[kiss]
409
00:13:58,724 --> 00:13:59,413
One.
410
00:13:59,517 --> 00:14:00,482
[moan]
411
00:14:01,379 --> 00:14:02,103
Two.
412
00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:04,551
[snoring]
413
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,379
[sigh]
414
00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:21,965
Hey.
415
00:14:22,068 --> 00:14:23,344
What's going on?
416
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:26,965
You just get outta the car
and come sit in the backyard?
417
00:14:27,068 --> 00:14:28,172
I just--
418
00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:31,896
I mean-- I don't
know if we should go.
419
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,655
Baby, my parents will be fine.
420
00:14:33,758 --> 00:14:36,620
They can handle the kids.
421
00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:39,206
I just have all this work,
and I need to get it done.
422
00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:43,517
And-- I just don't think
you thought this through.
423
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,586
You didn't think
about our finances
424
00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:47,758
when you made this decision.
425
00:14:47,862 --> 00:14:50,137
Miranda, sometimes, we need
to forget about our problems.
426
00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:56,034
Yeah, that's the problem.
427
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:59,413
You always forget
about our problems.
428
00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:01,137
Here we go again.
429
00:15:01,241 --> 00:15:05,241
Look, Miranda, can you just get
off of my back for one night?
430
00:15:05,344 --> 00:15:08,586
I'm not doing anything.
431
00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:10,068
Look, are you
coming with me or not?
432
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000
I just don't know.
433
00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:19,034
It just-- it just
doesn't feel right.
434
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:29,931
Look, Miranda, just tell
me what's wrong with me
435
00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:33,655
so we can get it out
in the open for once.
436
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,896
Calvin, it's not about you.
437
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,448
It is not about you, Calvin.
438
00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:39,448
It is about our children.
439
00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:43,034
And as usual, I'm the only
one who's thinking about them.
440
00:15:43,137 --> 00:15:44,448
You know what, Miranda?
441
00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:46,586
I'm not gonna let you sit here
and throw my kids in my face
442
00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:47,551
like I'm a bad father.
443
00:15:50,724 --> 00:15:53,724
This isn't about
the kids, is it?
444
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,241
What am I doing?
445
00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:57,206
What am I doing?
446
00:16:01,379 --> 00:16:03,172
Well, I thought you and
I were going to dinner,
447
00:16:03,275 --> 00:16:04,206
but I guess not.
448
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,241
No, Calvin.
449
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:09,586
What am I doing with my life?
450
00:16:09,689 --> 00:16:10,482
What am I doing?
451
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,482
Miranda, why can't we just
talk about this at dinner?
452
00:16:15,586 --> 00:16:16,551
This
453
00:16:16,655 --> 00:16:17,931
That's the problem.
454
00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:20,000
Calvin, you always want to
talk about something later,
455
00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:22,827
but we need to talk
about this now.
456
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:27,586
We cannot continue
to put this off.
457
00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:29,275
This is not where
I thought I would
458
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:32,655
be at this point in my life.
459
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,379
We're broke, living
with your parents,
460
00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:37,413
and arguing all the time.
461
00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:38,724
We're married.
462
00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:41,482
Sometimes, married couples
go through rough patches.
463
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:42,655
Oh.
464
00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:45,655
Seems like all we've
had are rough patches.
465
00:16:52,172 --> 00:16:53,344
[sigh]
466
00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:58,000
Don't you-- don't
you ever just think
467
00:16:58,103 --> 00:17:00,310
about what your life
would have been like
468
00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:01,655
if you'd made different choices?
469
00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:07,827
What are you saying?
470
00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:12,413
You think you made
the wrong choice?
471
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:17,689
Am I the wrong choice?
472
00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:35,758
Curtis, who is that?
473
00:17:35,862 --> 00:17:36,551
Hi.
474
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:37,379
Hey.
475
00:17:37,482 --> 00:17:38,724
What happened?
476
00:17:38,827 --> 00:17:41,103
We just decided not to go.
477
00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:43,620
You just decided not to--
both of you decided not to go?
478
00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:48,275
What was that about?
479
00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:49,586
Where is he?
480
00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:50,551
Who knows?
481
00:17:58,551 --> 00:17:59,241
Hey.
482
00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:04,758
What's going on, son?
483
00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:10,206
I don't know.
484
00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:15,620
I don't know about this, Pop.
485
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:16,931
Eh.
486
00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:19,689
You'll get through it.
487
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:23,551
After all I tried to
do, she basically just
488
00:18:23,655 --> 00:18:24,931
tells me I'm the wrong choice.
489
00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:36,103
Calvin.
490
00:18:36,206 --> 00:18:38,896
You're a good man.
491
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,241
And you can do it.
492
00:18:41,344 --> 00:18:42,034
You hear me?
493
00:18:50,275 --> 00:18:52,413
Your old man's here for you.
494
00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:53,206
You know that.
495
00:18:56,931 --> 00:18:57,793
Come here.
496
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:03,896
I'm proud of you.
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