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Ma, we're rich.
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We're rich, baby.
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We're rich.
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Better pack your bags, baby.
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We rich.
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We rich.
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We rich.
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Baby, you still
playing the lottery?
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No.
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Better than that.
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None of my relatives
died, did they?
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I know it's hard to believe,
but it's even better than that.
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Look at that.
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Curtis.
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What the heck is that?
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Baby, look.
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It's a comb and a
brush combination.
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He calls it a Crush.
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It's gonna revolutionize
the hair care industry.
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Curtis, Curtis,
this is foolishness.
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I told him that too.
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Oh, baby, I can
see the commercial.
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Oh, my hair.
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My hair.
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I don't know what I'm
going to do with it.
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What should I do?
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I know.
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I'll use my Crush.
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Thanks, Crush.
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I can see it.
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Foolishness, baby.
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Is that not the dumbest
thing you ever heard?
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Oh, you're just jealous.
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You know what, I never
thought I'd say this,
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but I agree with Floyd.
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See, I guess she just
crushed your dreams.
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You shut up before I
crush your lemon head.
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It's also a weapon too, baby.
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Seriously, no idea is a dumb
idea, except this Crush idea.
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That's why you need
to hear my idea.
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And I know I'm going
to regret asking this,
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but what's your idea, Floyd?
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Baby, it's something silly.
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Uh, excuse me, we listened
to your silly presentation, now
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it's time to listen to mine.
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OK, look, before my partner
got sidetracked with his
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silly idea, we invented these.
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Floyd, no you're not.
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What are You doing?
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I'll show ya.
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Funking up the place.
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Floyd.
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Now, see, there you go.
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You two invented socks?
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No.
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Look closer.
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She would if she could
get past the funk barrier.
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You're just looking at
two ordinary pair of socks,
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all right?
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OK.
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But what happens is that
when you have socks like this,
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you might lose a mate,
and it'll be gone forever.
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Yeah.
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But when you do this, ta-da.
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Oh.
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And in that way, like I said,
you can wash them, dry them,
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you can put them
up together, and
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they'll never be apart again.
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That's not bad, Curtis.
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Oh, stop.
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That's not bad
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Stop it.
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Please, for something
that's never gonna sell.
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Sock Together.
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That's so silly,
what a dummy gonna
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even need something like that.
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It's dumb.
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Raise your pants leg, Curtis.
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Ella.
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ELLA: Just raise them up.
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Not in front of, Floyd, babe.
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What the freak?
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But this is the style.
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All the kids wear
them like this baby.
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I got another pair just
like it in the bedroom.
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See Sock'em
Together will prevent
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unsightly sights like that one.
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You know what, guys?
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I invented something.
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I did.
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I invented something, Curtis.
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It is going to prevent me from
staying out here and listening
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to the both of you.
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I'm going to call it leaving.
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It'll never sell.
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[theme music]
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Hey, baby.
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Hey.
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Can I borrow $20 to
put gas in the car?
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You don't have the gas card?
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I did until the gas
station attendant cut it up.
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Cut it up?
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What did he say?
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Well, does laughing count?
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$10.
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That's it?
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Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, just trying
to pay some bills
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and balance the checkbook.
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Could it be that
hard to balance a zero?
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Well, we're gonna need a
loan to get back to zero.
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Is it that bad?
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Well, unless we can
get the kids to eat
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every other day, then, yes.
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What can I do to help?
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Well, let's see, how attached
are you to your kidneys?
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What are you doing?
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I'm paying the car note.
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But it's not done yet.
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Yes, it is.
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No, it's not.
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It's still black.
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Everybody knows that it's not
due until you get the red one,
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and then you get
a courtesy call.
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And then you have a
10-day grace period,
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or you could ask
for an extension
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and they give you a longer
period of time to pay it.
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It's just amazing that
you know all of that.
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Well.
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Yet, you can't manage to
put the toilet seat down on
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the toilet any day of the week.
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What?
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You're paying the
credit card bill too?
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Yeah, I'm going to
put half on the car note
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and then half on the
credit card bill,
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and then I'll take
the credit card,
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and I'll pay Calvin
Junior's medical bills.
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You're robbing Peter
to pay Paul, huh?
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I got to rob somebody.
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Oh, that's crazy.
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How about right here?
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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How about right here?
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What that?
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Yeah, lower.
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There.
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Here?
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What?
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Yeah, that's perfect.
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That's perfect.
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Do you know if
there's a stud here?
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Yeah, I know there's
a stud right here.
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Ya heard me.
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Will you get the stud
finder so we can check?
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Oh.
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Here it is right here.
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Do do do.
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Do do do.
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Do do.
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Will you stop playing around.
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My arms are getting tired.
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That's because
you're not a stud.
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See?
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See, all that playing
around, that's probably
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why Floyd stood you up.
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Oh.
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No, he had something more
important he told me.
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Yeah, standing you up.
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Floyd has entered
the building.
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So CJ can leave.
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No, no, no, my brother, you
might want to stay for a second
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so I can give you all
some very good news.
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What?
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Your penicillin
finally kicked in?
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What?
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No.
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Or you found out that itch
wasn't what you thought it was?
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Now, what?
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You remember that, don't ya?
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Wait a minute now.
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Look, you know what?
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He can say what he
want to say, all right?
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But ain't nothing
gonna bring me down.
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And you ask me why?
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I never asked why?
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Did you ask why?
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No.
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I didn't ask why.
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Look.
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Hold on to your hats, fellas,
or should I say socks?
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Look here, I took the
Sock Together idea down
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to the patent office, and
they loved it so much,
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they gave me a certificate,
and told me that it is easily
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a multimillion dollar idea.
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And you know what I said?
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That ain't sock money?
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How you know that?
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They liked it that much?
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Brother, they said
this is the best
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new idea since the Snuggie.
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And then they offered to hook
me up with a manufacturer,
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all right?
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So that way we can
produce a prototype,
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and then we can go into mass
production within the year.
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What?
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Oh, yeah.
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Wow.
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That's huge.
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That means we rich.
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What?
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Oh, we rich.
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We rich.
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We rich.
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We rich.
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We rich.
We rich.
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We rich.
We rich.
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We rich.
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What you mean, we?
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We, as in me and you.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Wait.
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If I recall correctly, you're
the one that said that Sock
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Together was a stupid idea.
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It is.
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And we gonna be stupid rich.
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We rich.
We rich.
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We rich.
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We rich.
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We rich.
- No, no.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Hold on.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I'm the one that went and
registered this, all right?
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Yeah, well, we came up
with the idea together.
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Well, yes and no.
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What the hell you
mean yes and no?
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Yes, we both got the
ball down the field,
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but I'm the one who punched
it into the end zone.
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Look, did you trademark this?
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Of course, I trademarked it.
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What's trademark?
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Well, a trademark protects
the intellectual property.
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According to this contract,
it states that Floyd
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is the only inventor.
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Well, yeah.
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Let me see that thing.
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The only inventor.
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[inaudible]?
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Well, this contract
and Floyd is a liar.
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You just mad because
you missed out.
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No, you go ahead on, you
get your little funky money.
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You go on and get your money.
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And I'll tell you what,
you take that money
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and you can buy yourself
a new best friend.
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You get the hell out.
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Beautiful head of lettuce.
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Hey.
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Hi, baby.
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Miss Ella.
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Hey.
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Did you get the mail
out of the mailbox yet?
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Not yet.
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You expecting something?
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Something like that.
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Is Calvin home from work yet?
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Well, you know what,
he was here earlier,
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and then he said he
was going to the gym.
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Oh, OK.
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OK, I'll just give him a call.
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Oh, hey, baby, I was
just about to call you.
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Something wrong?
274
00:09:38,517 --> 00:09:41,586
Oh, no, I was just looking
for something that's all.
275
00:09:41,689 --> 00:09:42,413
What?
276
00:09:42,517 --> 00:09:43,241
This bank statement?
277
00:09:43,344 --> 00:09:44,241
Yes.
278
00:09:44,344 --> 00:09:45,586
Thank you.
279
00:09:45,689 --> 00:09:46,379
Hey, baby, you hungry?
280
00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:47,862
Not yet.
281
00:09:47,965 --> 00:09:49,655
Um, baby, why is it open?
282
00:09:49,758 --> 00:09:51,275
Because I opened it.
283
00:09:51,379 --> 00:09:52,482
But it was addressed to me.
284
00:09:52,586 --> 00:09:56,172
Why is there an extra
$10,000 in your account?
285
00:09:56,275 --> 00:09:58,758
Jesus, hallelujah.
286
00:09:58,862 --> 00:10:01,206
Hey, $10,000 in
your bank account.
287
00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,517
This is great.
288
00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:05,862
Yeah, it would be great if
I knew where it came from.
289
00:10:05,965 --> 00:10:06,931
It's a blessing, baby.
290
00:10:07,034 --> 00:10:08,310
It doesn't matter
where it came from.
291
00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:10,793
The Lord moves in
mysterious ways.
292
00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:15,517
The only thing mysterious
in here is my wife.
293
00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:17,206
Aunt Ella said
you needed my help.
294
00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:18,034
No.
295
00:10:18,137 --> 00:10:19,206
I-- CJ, no, I did not.
296
00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:23,241
I told you he has lost
it, and he needs help.
297
00:10:23,344 --> 00:10:24,931
Oh, please, quiet.
298
00:10:25,034 --> 00:10:26,586
Genius at work.
299
00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:29,655
Been out here all
day in this junk.
300
00:10:29,758 --> 00:10:30,862
Well, you now what they say.
301
00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:33,724
One man's junk is
another man's treasure.
302
00:10:33,827 --> 00:10:37,862
But it all pretty much
looks like junk to me.
303
00:10:37,965 --> 00:10:41,758
But, in case one of
these crazy ideas sticks,
304
00:10:41,862 --> 00:10:43,448
I brought you some paperwork.
305
00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:45,034
These are trademark
papers but city hall.
306
00:10:45,137 --> 00:10:46,103
CJ.
307
00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:48,103
Are you encouraging this?
308
00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:50,586
Aunt Ella, you
really never know.
309
00:10:50,689 --> 00:10:54,517
Legend has it that in 1899
they wanted to close the patent
310
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:58,620
office because they didn't think
there were any more new ideas.
311
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:02,172
And now, we have the Snuggie.
312
00:11:02,275 --> 00:11:03,689
OK, you gotta be quiet.
313
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,413
You're disturbing my inventing.
314
00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:06,655
Oh, Curtis, please.
315
00:11:06,758 --> 00:11:08,896
The only thing you inventing
out here is a mess,
316
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,379
and you will be
cleaning this up,
317
00:11:10,482 --> 00:11:11,517
Curtis, when you are finished.
318
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:13,448
But, baby, please, huh?
319
00:11:13,551 --> 00:11:16,551
Did George Washington Carver's
wife tell him he to clean up
320
00:11:16,655 --> 00:11:18,137
after he ate all them peanuts?
321
00:11:18,241 --> 00:11:19,068
I don't think so.
322
00:11:19,172 --> 00:11:20,413
I don't know what he said.
323
00:11:20,517 --> 00:11:21,310
See, CJ, didn't I tell you?
324
00:11:21,413 --> 00:11:23,413
He has lost it.
325
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,931
Unc, why don't you
just talk to Floyd?
326
00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:27,448
I'm sure you two
can work something--
327
00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:28,965
I don't want to work
nothing out with Floyd.
328
00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:30,137
I ain't talking to
him for nothing.
329
00:11:30,241 --> 00:11:31,206
I tell you what I'm going to do.
330
00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:32,448
I'm going to invent
something that's
331
00:11:32,551 --> 00:11:34,689
going to put his little
Sock Together to shame.
332
00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:35,896
And don't touch that.
333
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,034
You don't touch nothing.
334
00:11:37,137 --> 00:11:37,827
Like Like what?
335
00:11:41,586 --> 00:11:42,310
Huh?
336
00:11:42,413 --> 00:11:43,793
You didn't even see this.
337
00:11:43,896 --> 00:11:45,482
Sitting right in
front of your face.
338
00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:46,448
What is that, Curtis?
339
00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:47,655
What is that?
340
00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:50,827
It's a tennis racket
for anti-social people.
341
00:11:50,931 --> 00:11:55,310
I call it, Tennis, No One?
342
00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:56,241
Huh?
343
00:11:56,344 --> 00:11:57,241
That's silly.
344
00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:58,344
That's silly.
345
00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:00,482
All by yourself.
346
00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:03,413
Don't you know, you
gotta run and get it.
347
00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:06,034
You ain't got to do that.
348
00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:09,793
And unlike Floyd, I'm not
a one invention wonder.
349
00:12:13,862 --> 00:12:15,758
What's that?
350
00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:18,689
It's a Frisbee.
351
00:12:18,793 --> 00:12:20,862
To the uninventive eye.
352
00:12:20,965 --> 00:12:25,103
It's also a pitcher coaster.
353
00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:29,241
Is that the best?
354
00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:33,241
Is that good or what?
355
00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:36,586
If by good you
mean ridiculous--
356
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,000
OK, I get it.
357
00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:39,517
Haters hate.
358
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,482
I can't take this.
359
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:44,965
Curtis, I figured one
day you'd crack up,
360
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,517
but I didn't know it was
going to be this soon.
361
00:12:53,655 --> 00:12:56,896
Somebody needs to tell him
that it's not against the law
362
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,862
to shoot a trespasser,
especially one
363
00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:01,793
that cut me out of millions.
364
00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:03,000
You see, that's
exactly what I came
365
00:13:03,103 --> 00:13:04,448
over here to talk to you about.
366
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,379
You can talk all you want.
367
00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:06,172
I'm not listening.
368
00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:09,379
I want to cut you in.
369
00:13:09,482 --> 00:13:10,758
Like I said, I'm all ears.
370
00:13:10,862 --> 00:13:12,586
Look, I've been thinking
about what you said,
371
00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:15,241
and I just think it would
be wrong if I cut you out.
372
00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:17,931
The lawyer said he
could sue you, huh?
373
00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:19,620
Something like that.
374
00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:21,241
OK, exactly like that.
375
00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:24,034
But I mean, I've been thinking
about it anyway, all right?
376
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:28,241
So I figured that after expenses
are paid, we can do this 50/50.
377
00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:29,482
What you say?
378
00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:31,172
Let me think about it.
379
00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:32,793
OK.
380
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:33,586
50/50.
381
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:34,413
50/50.
382
00:13:34,517 --> 00:13:35,448
We're gonna be rich.
383
00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:36,448
[inaudible].
384
00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:37,482
We're gonna be rich.
385
00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:44,896
What's wrong with you?
386
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,275
I guess I got to get
used to being half as rich.
387
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:49,758
Is that a pitcher coaster?
388
00:13:53,172 --> 00:13:56,000
Oh, yeah, that's good.
389
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,241
Come in three sizes.
390
00:13:57,344 --> 00:13:58,172
Really?
391
00:13:58,275 --> 00:13:59,068
Yes.
392
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,551
See, that's the inventive eye.
393
00:14:00,655 --> 00:14:01,413
It's a gift.
394
00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:02,206
From God.
395
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:12,862
[muffled arguing]
396
00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:29,379
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh.
397
00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:31,689
OK.
398
00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:37,689
I'm just so-- just so tired.
399
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,655
Yeah, I really
messed up this time.
400
00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:42,620
Say what?
401
00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:45,793
I really messed up this time.
402
00:14:45,896 --> 00:14:47,586
Come on in here, baby,
and tell me what happened.
403
00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:48,758
Oh.
404
00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:50,344
I'm not hearing anything
through that door.
405
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,758
OK, so I borrowed
$10,000 from my cousin
406
00:14:56,862 --> 00:15:00,344
Tammy and her husband Rodney,
because we needed a safety net.
407
00:15:00,448 --> 00:15:03,482
OK, well, if you
needed a safety net,
408
00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:07,413
and if it's a safety net, why
couldn't Calvin know about it?
409
00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:11,758
Because, Miss Ella, he has
horrible spending habits.
410
00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:13,068
OK.
411
00:15:13,172 --> 00:15:18,172
Well, Miranda, with that
being said, if Calvin borrowed
412
00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:21,172
money from us, and did
not tell you about it,
413
00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:23,034
how would you feel?
414
00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:26,000
I'd be OK with it, because at
least he'd be doing something
415
00:15:26,103 --> 00:15:27,310
to help the situation.
416
00:15:27,413 --> 00:15:31,241
Miranda, you really need
to stay positive about this.
417
00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:33,379
Things can work out.
418
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:34,689
I'm trying, Miss
Ella, but I don't know
419
00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:37,896
how much more patience I have.
420
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,620
Marriage is teamwork, darling.
421
00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:44,241
And sometimes one
part of the team
422
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:48,413
has to work harder than the
other part, but in the end,
423
00:15:48,517 --> 00:15:50,344
it all balances out.
424
00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:51,137
You think so?
425
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,482
I know so.
426
00:15:52,586 --> 00:15:58,793
And if that does not work,
get to the mailbox quicker.
427
00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:00,965
Why would you-- you knew that
statement was coming in here.
428
00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:01,827
I know.
429
00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:03,241
All of this could be avoided.
430
00:16:03,344 --> 00:16:04,862
I was trying.
431
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,103
Aunt Ella, did you
get to the mailbox?
432
00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:12,103
Please.
433
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:12,896
I know.
434
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:13,931
Get a PO box.
435
00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:14,931
I know.
436
00:16:15,034 --> 00:16:16,896
Now, I know.
437
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:22,275
Hurry up, move out of here,
get a whole another address.
438
00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:24,689
Hey, babe.
439
00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:26,172
Can we talk?
440
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:28,448
I'm watching TV.
441
00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:30,551
You're watching
an infomercial.
442
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:31,655
You never know
when you're going
443
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,931
to need a pair of pajama jeans.
444
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:34,724
Really?
445
00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:41,068
Not that we can afford
a pair of pajama jeans.
446
00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:43,103
Listen, I know you're upset.
447
00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:45,655
Yeah, I'm upset.
448
00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:47,068
My wife doesn't trust me.
449
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,862
Sweetheart, it's not that
I don't trust you, it's--
450
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:52,137
It's that you borrowed
$10,000 from Tammy and Rodney
451
00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:55,344
knowing that they already think
I can't support my family.
452
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,931
Baby, it's because
we needed it.
453
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:59,620
We need a safety
net, and I'm sorry.
454
00:16:59,724 --> 00:17:00,965
Are you sorry for
borrowing it or are
455
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:02,448
you sorry for not telling me?
456
00:17:02,551 --> 00:17:03,413
Both.
457
00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:04,620
I feel terrible.
458
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:05,965
Not as terrible as I feel.
459
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,965
I can't win for losing.
460
00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:13,689
Listen, it is not
just about you and me.
461
00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:15,931
We have two kids to think about.
462
00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:22,137
Miranda, are we going to
be able to work through this?
463
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:31,862
This on the roof?
464
00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:34,034
All this is up there
on top of that?
465
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:34,827
Yeah.
466
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:36,310
Uh-huh.
467
00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:40,206
Oh, how rich are we?
468
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,758
Not at all.
469
00:17:41,862 --> 00:17:43,931
Thanks to Floyd.
470
00:17:44,034 --> 00:17:46,551
It ain't my fault.
471
00:17:46,655 --> 00:17:49,344
Actually, it is your fault.
472
00:17:49,448 --> 00:17:51,172
What happened?
473
00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:53,344
Well, it looks
like Sock'em Together
474
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:56,655
is going to make millions
of dollars for someone else.
475
00:17:58,758 --> 00:17:59,448
Right.
476
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:02,517
Someone else.
477
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:05,206
I mean, really, who would
have thought that somebody
478
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,724
else would come up
with the same idea
479
00:18:06,827 --> 00:18:08,551
of putting two socks together?
480
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,000
And who'd have
thought somebody
481
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:13,034
would have had sense enough
to trademark the idea?
482
00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:15,206
Well, what happened to
the trademark paperwork
483
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:16,068
that you brought over?
484
00:18:16,172 --> 00:18:18,517
That CJ brought over here, baby?
485
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:20,275
You mean these
trademark papers?
486
00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:25,689
All right.
487
00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:27,413
It's OK, baby.
488
00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:28,655
It's OK, Curtis.
489
00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:29,448
It's OK.
490
00:18:29,551 --> 00:18:30,448
It's OK.
491
00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:35,655
We are still rich in love.
492
00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:37,482
I'd rather have the cash.
493
00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:13,517
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