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[yelp] Calvin!
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Miranda!
Come here.
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Hurry up!
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This is so exciting.
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Thank you so much for
finding us a place.
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Yeah, Pops, this is great.
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Yeah, it's great.
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We're-- we're family, and
family help each other out.
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OK, aren't you going to
pull the car out of the garage
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so we can go?
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Go where?
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So we can see the new place?
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You're looking at it.
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Oh, you cannot possibly think
I'm sleeping in the garage.
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Of-- of course not, Miranda.
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You're sleeping in
the car in the garage.
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Calvin, get your father.
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No, wait-- wait a minute.
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Christian got his own room.
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I just need to take
the flashlight out
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of the glove compartment
and the other stuff.
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Come on, Pops, you said
you was going to help us out.
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I'm helping you
out of my house.
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What?
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Wait a minute.
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Son, you're not giving
this garage thing a chance.
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Better not say
nothing to your momma.
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Ms. Ella, can you believe
that Mr. Payne wanted
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us to sleep in the garage?
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It's insulated.
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[chuckling] I'm joking.
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Curtis, what is
she talking about?
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Don't do that, Ella.
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- What?
- Come on, baby.
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We just talked about
it this morning.
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You said you was going
to put curtains in there.
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Curtis, please.
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Man, I've been looking
for places everywhere.
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I put in, like, 50
applications, and we
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keep getting turned down.
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Yeah, that foreclosure
really messed up our credit.
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You will find something,
in Jesus's name.
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Yeah, I hope so.
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I'm going to start
over again tomorrow.
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And until then, why don't
you guys just try the garage?
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I mean, you guys need
your own space, man.
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And I need somebody to keep
the possums out the trash.
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It's a win-win.
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You know, baby, Pops is right.
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We do need more space.
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Yeah, he is right about that,
because I'm tired of sleeping
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on your bunk beds.
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Oh, and did I tell you?
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The back seat folds down.
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Look, Pops, I'm sorry for
being such a burden on you.
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OK.
OK.
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- I'm used to it.
- OK.
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OK, sidebar.
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Curtis, if they are going to
be staying here for a while,
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we need to make them
feel right at home.
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And which one of you
am I talking to now?
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What's your name?
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Curtis.
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So kids, we are more
than happy to clear
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out another room for you.
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Right, Curtis?
- No.
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- Curtis.
- We ain't got no more room!
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Well, what about
your train room?
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[spitting]
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MIRANDA: Oh!
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You don't blaspheme
in this house!
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You don't blaspheme
in this house!
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Curtis!
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You need to move your trains.
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This house is getting
smaller and smaller,
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and it's making me itch.
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Over my dead body.
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Oh, well, we'd solve
the space problem.
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[theme music]
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[theme music]
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No, that's not quite it.
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OK, hold on.
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Let's just rewind
this one more time.
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We're gonna do
this one more time.
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OK, here, now check this out.
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It is--
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[music playing]
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--cha-cha, cha-cha.
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Then turn.
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Turn.
Kick.
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And kick.
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And attitude.
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Uh.
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Yes.
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OK?
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Did you-- OK, let's
just take this back, one
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more time from the beginning.
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I know.
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I love her in this video too.
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But we got to get
every move perfect.
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OK.
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All right.
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OK, so here we go.
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Twist.
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Twist.
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Kick, uh.
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Kick, uh.
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Shake.
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Shake.
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And pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
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Jazmine, what are you doing?
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Homework.
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Call you later.
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You look like Beyonce.
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Really?
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You think so?
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I've been working on that
number for a long time.
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Uh, I mean, uh, how was work?
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Now, what we
expect you to do is
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to pop them books when you get
home from school, not Beyonce.
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OK, sorry.
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But I am interested in what
you two do at the office.
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Really?
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See, Monday is Take
Your Child to Work Day,
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and you know, I was hoping
that maybe I could go with you.
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[cheering]
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BOTH: Of course!
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Baby.
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Yeah, I think she
was talking to me,
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Oh, no, baby.
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I know she was talking to me.
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No, I think that our
daughter wants to know what
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it's like to be the big boss.
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Well, I know she would like
to see a woman in the workplace,
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since we're her role models.
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Jazzie, tell your
mother why you want
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to come with us to the office.
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Well actually, I would
much rather go to the mall,
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but this is something that
I have to do for class.
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I'm kidding!
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I'm kidding.
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So can I go with y'all?
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Yes.
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And we will both
show you around.
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Yeah, get something to drink.
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JANINE: OK.
Um--
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JAZMINE: [sigh]
- --what are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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Study books.
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Thank you.
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Oh, and baby, you were
missing a couple of moves.
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You started right.
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It was-- it was
cha-cha, cha-cha.
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Then you dip with the swivel.
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OK?
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Are you watching?
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So it's kick, kick, then--
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mm.
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And then you attitude.
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Got to hide the hand
with the head, OK?
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Uh, Mom?
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You don't know me.
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Uh, wow.
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[theme music]
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Pick up after yourself.
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Sh, sh, sh sh, sh, sh.
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It's OK, baby.
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That's OK.
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You're going to be fine.
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It's only going to be
for little while, huh?
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Aw, Curtis, that is so sweet.
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- Look at you.
- Thank you, baby.
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Look at you.
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Thank you for
making this sacrifice.
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Oh, baby, it's what I do.
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You know, it's all about family.
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Give me my grandbaby.
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Give me a grandbaby.
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Right.
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Hey, Cary.
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[shouting]
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[shouting]
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Look what you did!
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Train abuser!
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Has anybody seen
Christian's blanket?
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And why is he laying--
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thank you-- under the
classified section?
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Oh, I put that there so
he could sleep and look
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for a job at the same time.
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Hell, he'll probably be
working before his daddy will.
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[laughing] Listen, as soon
as Curtis gets all of his
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trains out of the
back room, the kids
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can just slide right on in.
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OK, well we have made
most of the adjustments,
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so you will hardly
know that we are here.
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CURTIS: Can't believe you!
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Get out the way!
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Calvin, Calvin, Calvin.
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Baby, what are you
doing with my hat boxes?
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- I'm taking them to the garage.
- Wait!
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Why?
Why?
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Because that's where
I put the rest of them.
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Wait, Calvin!
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Listen.
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We never talked about that.
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But why do you have
15 hat boxes anyway?
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Because I have 15 hats.
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But then we won't
have anywhere to put
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Christian's stuffed animals.
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You put them in the garage.
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Put my hats back.
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CURTIS: No.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Put them things in the garage.
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If I gotta put my
babies in the garage,
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you can put them
hats in the garage.
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And why do you got
15 hats anyway, baby?
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You only got one head.
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Put them things in the garage.
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Come on.
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It's insulated.
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[phone ringing]
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Put my hats back.
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Hello.
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Put my hats--
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Sh.
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Yeah, yeah.
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We applied, but I already
know you're going to deny us.
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Wait.
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Calvin?
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Calvin Payne?
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P-A-Y-N-E?
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Are you sure?
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Positive?
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Ha-ha.
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OK.
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OK.
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All right.
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Ha-ha.
- What?
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What?
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I got us a place, baby.
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Oh, baby, I knew it.
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We got a place?
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We got a place?
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We got a place?
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We got a place?
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Time to put it back in his room.
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You get your room back, baby.
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You heard?
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[laughing] Baby, you was right.
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All these years,
you was right, Ella.
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That Calvin is a go getter.
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No, that prayer works.
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Yeah.[cheering]
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CALVIN: [chuckling]
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This is the best news that
we have gotten in a long time.
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I am so happy, baby.
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Ha!
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Bet you're not as happy as me.
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Ha.
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I bet you I am.
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I'm so proud of you.
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I knew you could do it.
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And we can move
in immediately.
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Apparently, the couple that was
going to move in backed out.
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Mm.
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OK, Calvin, I'm glad
you found a place,
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but I think the
two of you should
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just wait and save your money.
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Before you move out, don't
do it that quick like that.
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You don't want to just--
272
00:08:19,448 --> 00:08:20,586
What the hell
is wrong with you?
273
00:08:20,689 --> 00:08:21,586
Curtis.
274
00:08:21,689 --> 00:08:22,241
What is you
talking about, baby?
275
00:08:22,344 --> 00:08:24,034
Come on.
276
00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:24,931
They're going to be fine.
277
00:08:25,034 --> 00:08:26,517
OK, will you just stop, baby?
278
00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:28,034
What?
279
00:08:28,137 --> 00:08:30,206
I just don't want you all
to just move out and start
280
00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,413
struggling all
over again and then
281
00:08:32,517 --> 00:08:34,172
have to move everybody back in.
282
00:08:34,275 --> 00:08:35,344
They don't want that, Curtis.
283
00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,965
Please, they're
going to be fine, OK?
284
00:08:37,068 --> 00:08:38,137
That's my son.
285
00:08:38,241 --> 00:08:40,551
And I promise you, he
ain't going to do it.
286
00:08:40,655 --> 00:08:42,379
Thank you, Pops.
287
00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:44,000
And that's why I'm
changing the locks.
288
00:08:46,620 --> 00:08:47,517
MIRANDA: You know what?
289
00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:49,034
I knew you could do it.
290
00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:50,896
I am so proud of you.
291
00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,586
After all we been
through, it's good to get
292
00:08:52,689 --> 00:08:54,241
some good news for a change.
293
00:08:54,344 --> 00:08:57,448
OK, well, let me be honest.
294
00:08:57,551 --> 00:08:59,586
I really am going to miss
having you all around.
295
00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:01,448
Ha-ha, I'm not.
296
00:09:01,551 --> 00:09:05,724
[theme music]
297
00:09:07,344 --> 00:09:09,103
And that is how
you fix a paper jam.
298
00:09:09,206 --> 00:09:10,103
Ah!
299
00:09:10,206 --> 00:09:13,000
[laughing] All
right, now I'm going
300
00:09:13,103 --> 00:09:15,310
to show you our filing system.
301
00:09:15,413 --> 00:09:16,137
Here you go, babe.
302
00:09:16,241 --> 00:09:17,413
[sighing] Save me, Daddy.
303
00:09:17,517 --> 00:09:19,310
What's wrong?
304
00:09:19,413 --> 00:09:20,172
Mom's job is boring.
305
00:09:20,275 --> 00:09:22,103
No.
306
00:09:22,206 --> 00:09:23,172
No, it's not.
307
00:09:23,275 --> 00:09:24,896
We have done tons of
interesting stuff.
308
00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,586
We-- what all did we do?
309
00:09:26,689 --> 00:09:30,137
We-- we, ha-- we proofread
press releases, huh?
310
00:09:30,241 --> 00:09:31,413
We did a spreadsheet.
311
00:09:31,517 --> 00:09:33,586
I taught you how to change
the toner in a printer.
312
00:09:33,689 --> 00:09:35,620
What does a person have to
do to get fired around here?
313
00:09:35,724 --> 00:09:37,206
[chuckling]
314
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,068
Babe.
315
00:09:38,172 --> 00:09:39,275
Sorry, Janine.
316
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,448
Fine.
317
00:09:41,551 --> 00:09:43,310
I guess that just means
you will not learn
318
00:09:43,413 --> 00:09:45,241
how to organize these files.
319
00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:46,034
Really?
320
00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:46,655
Yeah.
321
00:09:46,758 --> 00:09:47,620
[chuckling] Good.
322
00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:52,448
[chuckling] Oh,
listen, Jazmine.
323
00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:53,620
Your mom's job is not boring.
324
00:09:53,724 --> 00:09:54,655
Thank you.
325
00:09:54,758 --> 00:09:57,068
It's just not as
interesting as mine.
326
00:09:57,172 --> 00:09:57,896
Love you.
327
00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,344
JANINE: Mhm.
328
00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:01,965
Dad, you are the big boss.
329
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:06,344
Yeah, this is where all the
really important stuff happens.
330
00:10:06,448 --> 00:10:08,310
Oh, well.
331
00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:08,896
Oh.
332
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,103
Right here.
333
00:10:10,206 --> 00:10:11,000
So what are you doing?
334
00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:17,413
Uh, I was, uh,
checking emails.
335
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,655
And?
336
00:10:18,758 --> 00:10:27,000
And uh-- you know, my
phone is always ringing.
337
00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:27,655
Ring.
338
00:10:30,655 --> 00:10:31,206
Ring.
339
00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:33,413
Hello.
340
00:10:33,517 --> 00:10:34,241
Yeah, this is
Commissioner Payne.
341
00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:36,172
Dad, that was obviously you.
342
00:10:36,275 --> 00:10:36,413
Just hang up.
343
00:10:40,068 --> 00:10:43,310
I would've had much
more fun at the mall.
344
00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:44,896
Oh I know--
345
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,931
I'm about to review some new
fire training procedures.
346
00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:49,551
Ooh, now that
sounds interesting.
347
00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:51,310
It is-- very.
348
00:10:54,344 --> 00:10:56,344
I love this stuff.
349
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,068
Chapter 1.
350
00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:05,517
What is fire training?
351
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,931
The mere definition of it
conjures up different--
352
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,586
[theme music]
353
00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:12,413
Chapter 7, "Ladder Control."
354
00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:14,517
[knocking]
355
00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:18,896
I'm about to order copy paper.
356
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:19,965
Great.
357
00:11:20,068 --> 00:11:20,793
What's wrong?
358
00:11:20,896 --> 00:11:21,965
You told me to let you know.
359
00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:24,172
Yeah, so I could find an
excuse not to be around.
360
00:11:24,275 --> 00:11:24,827
Oh--
361
00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:26,586
Work is so boring.
362
00:11:26,689 --> 00:11:28,517
If this is what I have
to look forward to,
363
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,103
I'm going to barber school.
364
00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:30,931
I'm not going to college at all.
365
00:11:31,034 --> 00:11:32,620
Oh, you're going to college.
366
00:11:32,724 --> 00:11:35,862
And our work is not boring.
367
00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:36,482
Oh, really?
368
00:11:36,586 --> 00:11:37,344
Really.
369
00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:41,413
What are you doing?
370
00:11:41,517 --> 00:11:42,965
OK, so let's see.
371
00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:46,068
Should I put the spreadsheet
in the green folder
372
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,448
or the blue folder?
373
00:11:47,551 --> 00:11:48,827
Hark!
374
00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:51,103
Did I hear a paper jam?
375
00:11:51,206 --> 00:11:52,103
Wait, wait, wait.
376
00:11:52,206 --> 00:11:52,862
Hey, hey, hey.
377
00:11:52,965 --> 00:11:53,310
I do not sound like that.
378
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,000
I don't.
379
00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:55,827
[chuckling]
380
00:11:55,931 --> 00:12:00,931
And Dad-- well--
381
00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:04,000
[grunting] well, since
my phone never rings,
382
00:12:04,103 --> 00:12:06,965
I'll just sit here and read
this manual all day long.
383
00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:07,724
Blah, blah, blah, training.
384
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,103
Blah, blah, blah, ladder.
385
00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:11,655
Blah, blah, blah.
386
00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:12,448
Well, no-- I did
not fall asleep.
387
00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:14,931
Yes, but I did.
388
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:18,586
She got you-- feet up,
no phone ringing, do it--
389
00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:19,379
ooh, she got you.
390
00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:20,241
You think that's funny?
391
00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:22,034
Yes, I think that's hilarious.
392
00:12:22,137 --> 00:12:25,310
Hark, I think I hear your
face crack and hit the ground.
393
00:12:25,413 --> 00:12:28,206
JAZMINE: Oh!
394
00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:29,586
- Oh, nothing.
- Oh, look.
395
00:12:29,689 --> 00:12:30,551
Dad, your phone's
finally ringing.
396
00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:31,172
Finally, huh?
397
00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:34,103
Hey.
398
00:12:34,206 --> 00:12:35,896
A gas explosion?
399
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,620
Which elementary school?
400
00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:37,344
Get everybody in here.
401
00:12:37,448 --> 00:12:38,586
OK.
402
00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:40,862
How many kids are trapped?
403
00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:42,206
Get Zone 5 on the scene.
404
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,827
They've been trained in the
new evacuation procedure.
405
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,000
OK, I will start
fielding the media calls.
406
00:12:47,103 --> 00:12:48,896
Denise, I need you to
go back to my office.
407
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,206
I need you to get the
communications plan.
408
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,448
It's in the blue folder.
409
00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:52,965
All right, we need to
get the parents informed.
410
00:12:53,068 --> 00:12:54,517
Excuse me, Jaz, I got to
get that through here.
411
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:55,482
OK.
412
00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:56,517
Um--
413
00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:59,344
Somebody get me a
map of that block.
414
00:12:59,448 --> 00:13:00,724
We got to get those
kids out of there.
415
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:04,379
Thank you.
416
00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:12,172
Ooh, I am so happy that
Calvin found us a place.
417
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:13,206
No more bunk beds.
418
00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:14,586
No more soapy toothbrushes.
419
00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:17,000
And the boys get to
have their own playroom.
420
00:13:17,103 --> 00:13:18,413
Yup, and me and
Curtis get to--
421
00:13:18,517 --> 00:13:19,206
well, never mind.
422
00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:21,172
Ooh--
423
00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:22,000
ELLA: Now--
424
00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:23,413
--Miss Ella.
425
00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:26,413
OK, now this one is ready and
has all the kid stuff in it.
426
00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:27,551
OK, well, I want to do
this one first, because this
427
00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:30,000
has Calvin's video games in it.
428
00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:31,241
I'm trying to hide
them from him, so sh.
429
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,413
ELLA: OK.
430
00:13:32,517 --> 00:13:33,965
Cannot wait to move
into my new place
431
00:13:34,068 --> 00:13:35,241
so I can set up my video games.
432
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:36,275
Tape?
433
00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:37,103
Thank you.
434
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:43,551
Ta-da!
435
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:45,206
Look what I got.
436
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:46,448
Found them at the
discount store.
437
00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:47,896
They were on sale.
438
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,551
I was going to get just one,
but I figured, what the heck?
439
00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:51,862
His-and-her matching set.
440
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,344
Pink, Pops?
441
00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:56,448
Yeah, I mean the color stands
out so I could see you leaving,
442
00:13:56,551 --> 00:13:57,586
really.
443
00:13:57,689 --> 00:13:59,931
Well, I know it's
been crazy, but I
444
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:02,103
sure hate to see you guys go.
445
00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:03,068
BOTH: Oh.
446
00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:04,034
No, you don't.
447
00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:04,862
What are you talking about?
448
00:14:04,965 --> 00:14:07,103
You be back and forth, baby.
449
00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,275
Be one person.
450
00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:10,620
This morning you
were just saying
451
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,000
she wears so much perfume
that it makes your eyes tear.
452
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,896
Oh, Mr. Payne.
453
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,586
I don't complain
about you snoring.
454
00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:19,137
Sometimes I don't
know if it's you
455
00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:20,551
or if it's your train sets
you play with whistling.
456
00:14:20,655 --> 00:14:22,413
Ugh, I don't snore.
457
00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:23,379
Mhm.
458
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:24,620
Hey, Pops, think about it.
459
00:14:24,724 --> 00:14:26,482
We don't have to fight
over the remote anymore.
460
00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:27,482
It's not a fight.
461
00:14:27,586 --> 00:14:29,068
Touch the remote, you die.
462
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,068
Kids, kids, kids.
463
00:14:31,172 --> 00:14:32,241
Please.
464
00:14:32,344 --> 00:14:34,517
Please, Curtis, let's
not go on, and on, and
465
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,551
on about each other's habits.
466
00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:39,000
Miss Ella, can you help
me load some of the smaller
467
00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:39,413
boxes in the car, please?
468
00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:41,310
Yes.
469
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,413
Yeah, and make sure
you stand downwind, baby.
470
00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:44,620
There's a breeze outside.
471
00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:47,862
You know her perfume is kicking.
472
00:14:47,965 --> 00:14:49,310
Perfume kicking!
473
00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:50,000
Not like you.
474
00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:51,206
CURTIS: [chuckling]
475
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,172
[phone ringing]
476
00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:54,068
Hey, [inaudible].
477
00:14:54,172 --> 00:14:55,655
Hey, Mr. Smith.
478
00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:58,206
Yeah, me and Miranda should be
over there in a couple of hours
479
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,137
to finalize the paperwork
and pick up our keys.
480
00:15:00,241 --> 00:15:02,413
Hey, ask whether you
can do it any sooner.
481
00:15:02,517 --> 00:15:03,344
I can take you over there now.
482
00:15:03,448 --> 00:15:04,275
Sh.
483
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:08,241
Uh, hate to tell me what?
484
00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:10,517
But-- but we had a agreement.
485
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:11,448
CURTIS: Wait--
hang up the phone.
486
00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:12,862
- Sh.
- Hang it up.
487
00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:14,379
Well-- well, we're
ready to move right now.
488
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:16,586
Do you have another place?
489
00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:18,172
Yeah, OK, fine.
490
00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:19,241
Bye.
491
00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:24,103
[sigh] OK, we need
to hurry up and get
492
00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:26,103
out of here before I suffocate
your mother with my perfume.
493
00:15:26,206 --> 00:15:29,448
Well, Miranda, that was
Mr. Smith on the phone.
494
00:15:29,551 --> 00:15:30,931
Oh, is he waiting for us?
495
00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:32,000
No.
496
00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,517
Suddenly, his daughter
and her husband
497
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:36,103
came back from overseas, and
they need a place to stay.
498
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,896
So he's given them
our apartment.
499
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000
No.
500
00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:42,206
Baby, what are we going to do?
501
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:43,413
Well, we have no place to go.
502
00:15:43,517 --> 00:15:45,241
It looks like we're going
to have to stay here.
503
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,517
MIRANDA: [sigh]
504
00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:49,137
Well, I'll go get the
trains out of the back room.
505
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,448
Look, Pops, you know we
appreciate staying here,
506
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,655
and we'll keep looking.
507
00:15:53,758 --> 00:15:57,137
Oh, Calvin, something else
will come through for you.
508
00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:58,379
And you are more than
welcome to stay right here.
509
00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:00,517
You know that.
510
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:01,103
Hmm.
511
00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:02,551
So come on.
512
00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:04,896
Help me set up the back
room so my grandbabies
513
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,931
got somewhere to play.
514
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:07,862
Thank you, Curtis.
515
00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:08,448
CURTIS: Mm.
516
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,034
[theme music]
517
00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:16,931
OK, and I have proofed
the press release,
518
00:16:17,034 --> 00:16:17,448
so you can go ahead
and send it out.
519
00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:19,137
All right?
520
00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:20,137
Thank you.
521
00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:22,206
Hey, Tony-- Tony,
make sure you keep
522
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:23,344
the parents updated, please.
523
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:24,206
Thanks.
524
00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:29,068
Hey, handsome.
525
00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:30,241
Excuse me.
526
00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:31,310
You OK?
527
00:16:31,413 --> 00:16:32,586
Tired.
528
00:16:32,689 --> 00:16:34,931
Yeah.
529
00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:37,586
Speaking of tired.
530
00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:40,344
Hey, little mama.
531
00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:41,379
Wake up, Jaz.
532
00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:42,275
We're going home.
533
00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:47,862
Dad?
534
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:48,620
What happened?
535
00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:49,896
Are the kids OK?
536
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:54,551
Yeah, everyone's fine,
thanks to my great team.
537
00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:56,965
Well, your team has a
very wonderful leader.
538
00:17:02,275 --> 00:17:02,965
Great work, guys.
539
00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:05,103
Great work.
540
00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:06,482
We should have found
a way to get you home.
541
00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:07,655
JANINE: Mhm.
542
00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:13,034
No, I wanted to
stay, but I was scared.
543
00:17:13,137 --> 00:17:14,620
Weren't you guys afraid?
544
00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:17,379
We really didn't
have time to be.
545
00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:19,206
Sorry I called
your jobs boring.
546
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,379
It's OK.
547
00:17:20,482 --> 00:17:22,103
Most days they are.
548
00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:25,379
But, um, it's the boring
stuff, those little things we
549
00:17:25,482 --> 00:17:27,310
do, that get us ready for
the emergencies we have,
550
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,448
like this one today.
551
00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,586
Yeah, to be honest,
I'll take a boring day
552
00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:33,965
at the office any day,
because it means everybody out
553
00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:36,379
there is safe.
554
00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:39,172
You know, I did
learn something today.
555
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,275
I knew she'd catch on
how to fix the paper jam--
556
00:17:41,379 --> 00:17:44,206
No.
557
00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:47,241
I learned that I want to have a
job one day that actually makes
558
00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:49,551
a difference, where I
can help people and keep
559
00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:52,482
them safe like you two do.
560
00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:53,689
That's wonderful, Jaz.
561
00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:57,965
[chuckling] I
am very organized,
562
00:17:58,068 --> 00:18:01,413
like Mom, and I think I can be a
great leader one day, like you,
563
00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:02,517
Dad.
564
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,517
You could be anything
you want to be.
565
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:07,379
Yeah, that's what I want.
566
00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:08,344
I want to save lives.
567
00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:10,482
[chuckling]
568
00:18:10,586 --> 00:18:11,655
Proud of you, baby girl.
569
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:15,413
[chuckling] Or
be a supermodel.
570
00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:19,344
Sashay.
571
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:20,482
Shantay.
572
00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:22,620
[chuckling]
573
00:18:22,724 --> 00:18:24,689
I told you she was going
to need a role model.
574
00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:25,655
Boo do--
575
00:18:33,206 --> 00:18:35,068
[theme music]
576
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:39,241
Oh my goodness.
577
00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:42,310
I cannot believe your
dad is snoring so loud.
578
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:42,827
[snoring]
579
00:18:42,931 --> 00:18:44,241
I know.
580
00:18:44,344 --> 00:18:45,724
Sounds like he's
gargling marbles.
581
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:50,482
I can't sleep back there.
582
00:18:50,586 --> 00:18:52,379
What are we going to do?
583
00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:54,413
I don't know, but I
need to get some sleep.
584
00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:55,482
[snoring]
585
00:18:55,586 --> 00:18:56,344
BOTH: Garage.
586
00:18:59,482 --> 00:19:01,482
[snoring]
587
00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:05,275
Mm, boy, your
momma loud as hell.
588
00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:06,137
I can't even sleep.
589
00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:14,310
[theme music]
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