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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,034 --> 00:00:06,482 Yes, I am looking to hire someone 2 00:00:06,586 --> 00:00:09,344 to come and buff our floors. 3 00:00:09,448 --> 00:00:11,310 How much is it for a room this size? 4 00:00:14,137 --> 00:00:16,793 I did mention that we are a charity, right? 5 00:00:16,896 --> 00:00:18,965 Yes, you did mention that you are not. 6 00:00:19,068 --> 00:00:20,172 Thank you, sir. 7 00:00:20,275 --> 00:00:21,448 Thank you. 8 00:00:21,551 --> 00:00:23,344 Gladys, please, please, please. 9 00:00:23,448 --> 00:00:25,000 Go and find someone, please. 10 00:00:25,103 --> 00:00:25,793 Help. 11 00:00:25,896 --> 00:00:26,724 Thank you. 12 00:00:30,034 --> 00:00:30,827 Ugh. 13 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:33,379 Hey, Gladys, smell this. 14 00:00:33,482 --> 00:00:35,241 Curtis, leave her alone. 15 00:00:35,344 --> 00:00:36,931 Baby, look at this. 16 00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:38,275 This almost like it's good. 17 00:00:38,379 --> 00:00:40,724 This is a good coat right here, and it fits me perfect. 18 00:00:40,827 --> 00:00:41,517 Look at that. 19 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:42,896 It's yours, Curtis. 20 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:43,793 Oh, it is, baby? 21 00:00:43,896 --> 00:00:44,655 I can keep this. 22 00:00:44,758 --> 00:00:45,896 No, baby, I mean it is yours. 23 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,482 I donated some of your clothes. 24 00:00:47,586 --> 00:00:48,758 Baby, this is genuine pleather. 25 00:00:48,862 --> 00:00:50,068 This is good pleather. 26 00:00:50,172 --> 00:00:52,413 Look, this jacket isn't made for nobody to be laying 27 00:00:52,517 --> 00:00:53,379 around doing nothing all day. 28 00:00:53,482 --> 00:00:54,344 What's wrong with you? 29 00:00:54,448 --> 00:00:55,551 I agree, baby. 30 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:57,310 That's why I took them from you. 31 00:00:57,413 --> 00:00:58,620 Curtis, please. 32 00:00:58,724 --> 00:01:00,413 I need to find someone who's going to do these floors. 33 00:01:00,517 --> 00:01:03,172 We have an open house next week, and-- 34 00:01:03,275 --> 00:01:06,310 I'm going to check to see what Gladys comes up with. 35 00:01:06,413 --> 00:01:07,310 Gladys! 36 00:01:07,413 --> 00:01:08,103 Gladys! 37 00:01:08,206 --> 00:01:10,413 Caesar, guess what? 38 00:01:10,517 --> 00:01:11,724 You got the money you owe me? 39 00:01:11,827 --> 00:01:12,586 No. 40 00:01:12,689 --> 00:01:13,965 I'm about to be a woodchuck. 41 00:01:14,068 --> 00:01:16,000 Good evening, big brothers, of Woodchucks International! 42 00:01:16,103 --> 00:01:17,241 Ha, ha. 43 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:18,034 Where you been? 44 00:01:18,137 --> 00:01:18,896 You surprised? 45 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,034 No. 46 00:01:20,137 --> 00:01:22,172 I've seen you act like a donkey for years. 47 00:01:22,275 --> 00:01:23,448 Don't hate. 48 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:26,172 Look, the fraternal organization of the woodchucks 49 00:01:26,275 --> 00:01:29,517 is a very prestigious organization here in town, 50 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:31,034 and I am this close to getting in. 51 00:01:31,137 --> 00:01:32,586 Ain't no party like a woodchuck party, 52 00:01:32,689 --> 00:01:34,827 'cause a woodchuck party don't stop. 53 00:01:34,931 --> 00:01:36,172 OK, Floyd, cut it out. 54 00:01:36,275 --> 00:01:36,965 Please cut that out. 55 00:01:37,068 --> 00:01:38,172 What? 56 00:01:38,275 --> 00:01:41,310 [whining] Hey, Floyd. 57 00:01:41,413 --> 00:01:42,482 Hey, Ella. 58 00:01:42,586 --> 00:01:45,448 Do you know anybody who can do floors cheap? 59 00:01:45,551 --> 00:01:46,379 You know what? 60 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:49,000 As a matter of fact, I do. 61 00:01:49,103 --> 00:01:49,793 Bam! 62 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:56,310 [laughing] Floyd does floors cheap. 63 00:01:56,413 --> 00:01:58,275 It's one of my side businesses. 64 00:01:58,379 --> 00:01:59,379 You know what? 65 00:01:59,482 --> 00:02:01,034 I just need to go on and call Willy back. 66 00:02:01,137 --> 00:02:01,827 Here. 67 00:02:01,931 --> 00:02:02,827 No, seriously, though. 68 00:02:02,931 --> 00:02:04,517 I have a money-back guarantee. 69 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:05,310 You do? 70 00:02:05,413 --> 00:02:06,413 Mm, hm. 71 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:07,379 As a matter of fact, I can start today. 72 00:02:07,482 --> 00:02:08,241 What do you say? 73 00:02:08,344 --> 00:02:10,586 Curtis, baby. 74 00:02:10,689 --> 00:02:11,965 Go with Blind Willy. 75 00:02:12,068 --> 00:02:14,000 Really, I won't let you down. 76 00:02:14,103 --> 00:02:16,103 Matter of fact, look, I can put some elbow grease on that right 77 00:02:16,206 --> 00:02:17,551 there. 78 00:02:17,655 --> 00:02:19,068 And, look, hey, I can put a spit shine on that right there. 79 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:22,103 Floyd, look, I'm desperate, so you're hired. 80 00:02:22,206 --> 00:02:23,620 Curtis, please? Thank you. 81 00:02:23,724 --> 00:02:25,724 Curtis is going to help you move all of this stuff out of here, 82 00:02:25,827 --> 00:02:27,137 and you can get started today. - What the-- 83 00:02:27,241 --> 00:02:28,793 Wonderful. Can I have that card back? 84 00:02:28,896 --> 00:02:29,620 Because it's my only one. 85 00:02:29,724 --> 00:02:31,448 Thanks. 86 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:33,000 I'll go tell Gladys. 87 00:02:33,103 --> 00:02:34,344 We're covered! 88 00:02:34,448 --> 00:02:35,689 I think. 89 00:02:35,793 --> 00:02:37,551 Thank you, Curtis. 90 00:02:37,655 --> 00:02:38,758 Thank you, Floyd. 91 00:02:38,862 --> 00:02:39,896 Oh, don't mention it. 92 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,206 Ha, ha. 93 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:44,379 I say my woodchucks, yeah, my funky woodchucks, yeah. 94 00:02:44,482 --> 00:02:46,793 We're going to chop some wood today. 95 00:02:46,896 --> 00:02:47,793 OK, OK. 96 00:02:53,827 --> 00:02:54,724 CURTIS: Enough, please! 97 00:02:54,827 --> 00:02:56,379 FLOYD: Curtis, you don't understand 98 00:02:56,482 --> 00:02:58,310 how important woodchucks are to humanity! 99 00:02:58,413 --> 00:02:59,206 Don't nobody. 100 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:00,586 Don't nobody understand or care! 101 00:03:00,689 --> 00:03:03,448 Man, the woodchucks even have a secret handshake. 102 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:04,517 OK, good. 103 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:05,655 We got the last of the furniture out. 104 00:03:05,758 --> 00:03:06,517 Right. 105 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,724 And now you can get started. 106 00:03:09,827 --> 00:03:11,172 But no, no, let me tell you this, though. 107 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,620 The woodchucks-- 108 00:03:12,724 --> 00:03:13,896 Floyd, do you realize that the only thing you've been talking 109 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,758 about is that doggone club? 110 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,103 Dude, they have an event every night. 111 00:03:18,206 --> 00:03:18,896 Floyd. 112 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,206 Very worthy cause. 113 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:21,620 What cause? 114 00:03:21,724 --> 00:03:24,586 'Cause we want to get away from our girlfriends and wives. 115 00:03:24,689 --> 00:03:25,931 Do the floor, Floyd. 116 00:03:26,034 --> 00:03:27,482 Do the floor. 117 00:03:27,586 --> 00:03:28,793 Did I tell you? 118 00:03:28,896 --> 00:03:32,379 They put me in charge of the secret meeting tonight. 119 00:03:32,482 --> 00:03:33,344 Oh, did I tell you? 120 00:03:33,448 --> 00:03:34,137 I don't care! 121 00:03:34,241 --> 00:03:35,413 Come on, guy. 122 00:03:35,517 --> 00:03:36,310 Look, do the floors, man. 123 00:03:36,413 --> 00:03:38,172 Look, I got the perfect venue. 124 00:03:38,275 --> 00:03:41,206 And if things go well tonight, I am sure to be voted in. 125 00:03:41,310 --> 00:03:42,000 Good. 126 00:03:42,103 --> 00:03:42,793 That's good. 127 00:03:42,896 --> 00:03:45,551 Oh, good, good, good. 128 00:03:45,655 --> 00:03:46,862 So you're ready to start? 129 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:47,620 Oh, yeah. 130 00:03:47,724 --> 00:03:48,586 OK, Floyd. 131 00:03:48,689 --> 00:03:50,137 Here are the keys. - All right. 132 00:03:50,241 --> 00:03:51,965 Now, listen, when you're done, just lock up. 133 00:03:52,068 --> 00:03:53,137 OK. 134 00:03:53,241 --> 00:03:55,379 And put the keys back in our mailbox, baby. 135 00:03:55,482 --> 00:03:56,517 In the mailbox. Thank you. 136 00:03:56,620 --> 00:03:57,310 All right. 137 00:03:57,413 --> 00:03:58,689 Floyd. 138 00:03:58,793 --> 00:03:59,896 Don't make me regret this. 139 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,103 You won't I'm telling you, when 140 00:04:01,206 --> 00:04:02,482 I get through with these floors, you'll 141 00:04:02,586 --> 00:04:03,862 be able to eat off of them. 142 00:04:03,965 --> 00:04:05,448 Well, that's a good thing, because they've got some bums 143 00:04:05,551 --> 00:04:06,517 that's going to try it. 144 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:08,137 Curtis! 145 00:04:08,241 --> 00:04:09,310 Be nice. 146 00:04:09,413 --> 00:04:11,310 Oh, baby, I just need to wrap up with Gladys, OK? 147 00:04:11,413 --> 00:04:14,137 You got 60 seconds. 148 00:04:14,241 --> 00:04:15,068 Love you. 149 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:15,931 Love you, too. 150 00:04:18,931 --> 00:04:19,793 Oh. 151 00:04:19,896 --> 00:04:20,758 Whoo. 152 00:04:20,862 --> 00:04:22,965 Whoo! 153 00:04:23,068 --> 00:04:23,758 Wait a minute. 154 00:04:23,862 --> 00:04:24,758 Wait a minute. 155 00:04:24,862 --> 00:04:25,793 Do you know how to use this thing? 156 00:04:25,896 --> 00:04:26,793 Of course I do. 157 00:04:26,896 --> 00:04:27,758 Some of the woodchucks already paid 158 00:04:27,862 --> 00:04:30,310 me to actually do their floor. 159 00:04:30,413 --> 00:04:31,517 So you got a legit business? 160 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:32,551 Oh, yeah, dude. 161 00:04:32,655 --> 00:04:33,827 I know what I'm doing. 162 00:04:33,931 --> 00:04:34,655 [cellphone ringing] 163 00:04:34,758 --> 00:04:36,310 Oh, wait. 164 00:04:36,413 --> 00:04:37,137 Oh. 165 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:38,827 Wow, that's my phone? 166 00:04:38,931 --> 00:04:40,689 Momma must have paid the bill. 167 00:04:40,793 --> 00:04:41,758 Hello? 168 00:04:41,862 --> 00:04:44,241 Yeah, this is Floyd. 169 00:04:44,344 --> 00:04:45,655 What? 170 00:04:45,758 --> 00:04:48,172 What do you mean I don't have the venue for tonight? 171 00:04:48,275 --> 00:04:50,551 I done rented the thing out and everything. 172 00:04:50,655 --> 00:04:52,172 What's the problem? 173 00:04:52,275 --> 00:04:54,689 Bees? 174 00:04:54,793 --> 00:04:57,517 Well, how many? 175 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:59,517 A few million? 176 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:02,310 A few million does not constitute a [inaudible].. 177 00:05:02,413 --> 00:05:03,310 Curtis. 178 00:05:03,413 --> 00:05:05,103 Don't hang up. 179 00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:05,965 Hello? 180 00:05:06,068 --> 00:05:07,344 Ah! 181 00:05:07,448 --> 00:05:08,862 Did you hear that? 182 00:05:08,965 --> 00:05:09,862 Oh, yeah. 183 00:05:09,965 --> 00:05:11,344 Just reschedule the silly meeting. 184 00:05:11,448 --> 00:05:12,862 I can't do that, dude. 185 00:05:12,965 --> 00:05:15,689 Then they're going to think that I'm not woodchuck material. 186 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:16,827 I need your help, Curtis. 187 00:05:16,931 --> 00:05:18,034 You've got to help me out of this, dude. 188 00:05:18,137 --> 00:05:18,827 Please. 189 00:05:18,931 --> 00:05:21,206 What can I do? 190 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:24,517 We can have the meeting right here. 191 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:25,724 Are you crazy? 192 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:27,620 Please, Ella is not going for that. 193 00:05:27,724 --> 00:05:29,206 We don't have to tell her. 194 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:30,034 Come on. 195 00:05:30,137 --> 00:05:31,137 Please, Caesar. 196 00:05:31,241 --> 00:05:32,206 No. 197 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,310 It's only going to be a few guys here. 198 00:05:33,413 --> 00:05:34,620 Look, I don't give a chuck. 199 00:05:34,724 --> 00:05:35,931 OK? No. 200 00:05:36,034 --> 00:05:37,068 Ella, come on. Let's go! 201 00:05:37,172 --> 00:05:38,379 Seriously, I need you, buddy. 202 00:05:38,482 --> 00:05:39,758 Come on, man. 203 00:05:39,862 --> 00:05:41,482 I'm trying to be a part of something important, Curtis. 204 00:05:41,586 --> 00:05:42,379 ELLA: OK, babe. 205 00:05:42,482 --> 00:05:43,655 I'll meet you out front, Curtis! 206 00:05:43,758 --> 00:05:45,931 Seriously, please, man. 207 00:05:46,034 --> 00:05:48,448 My best friend would understand if anybody knows. 208 00:05:48,551 --> 00:05:49,448 Please, Floyd. 209 00:05:49,551 --> 00:05:50,517 OK. 210 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:51,620 - OK? - I said OK. 211 00:05:51,724 --> 00:05:52,931 Really? You're going to do it? 212 00:05:53,034 --> 00:05:53,896 Thank you, man. 213 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,068 Thank you, Caesar. 214 00:05:55,172 --> 00:05:56,793 I promise you, man, I won't disappoint you. 215 00:05:56,896 --> 00:05:58,862 I'm going to put everything back the way you had it, all right? 216 00:05:58,965 --> 00:05:59,655 You make sure you do. 217 00:05:59,758 --> 00:06:01,137 All right. 218 00:06:01,241 --> 00:06:02,241 I appreciate you. 219 00:06:02,344 --> 00:06:03,448 Because you won't be a woodchuck. 220 00:06:03,551 --> 00:06:05,551 You'll be dead meat. 221 00:06:05,655 --> 00:06:06,551 You heard? 222 00:06:06,655 --> 00:06:07,517 All right, Caesar. 223 00:06:09,172 --> 00:06:10,413 Yes, I heard what you said. 224 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:11,551 What did I say? 225 00:06:11,655 --> 00:06:12,655 You said you would take it when we got-- 226 00:06:12,758 --> 00:06:15,000 Good morning, world's greatest parents. 227 00:06:15,103 --> 00:06:16,000 BOTH: Good morning, Jazi. 228 00:06:20,068 --> 00:06:23,965 Am I dreaming, or is Jazi up before us? 229 00:06:24,068 --> 00:06:26,586 Maybe we're having the same dream? 230 00:06:26,689 --> 00:06:32,068 [laughing] It seems like you guys are in a really good mood. 231 00:06:32,172 --> 00:06:34,689 You know, humor is good for the soul. 232 00:06:34,793 --> 00:06:37,517 And so is this fresh fruit that I cut up for you, 233 00:06:37,620 --> 00:06:39,517 all with my little hands. 234 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:40,965 [laughing] Here. 235 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:41,965 Try some. 236 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,931 It's packed with vitamin C. 237 00:06:44,034 --> 00:06:49,068 Jazi, I am going to eat it and do a little work. 238 00:06:49,172 --> 00:06:51,689 [laughing] Multitasking, the downfall 239 00:06:51,793 --> 00:06:53,413 of society as we know it. 240 00:06:53,517 --> 00:06:54,241 OK, Jazmine, baby. 241 00:06:54,344 --> 00:06:55,068 Baby. 242 00:06:55,172 --> 00:06:56,620 What are you doing? 243 00:06:56,724 --> 00:06:58,034 [laughing] 244 00:06:58,137 --> 00:07:01,103 Do you want eggs or oatmeal for breakfast? 245 00:07:01,206 --> 00:07:01,896 You know what? 246 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:02,827 Breakfast is overrated. 247 00:07:02,931 --> 00:07:03,655 I think I'll skip it. 248 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:04,448 Have a nice day! 249 00:07:04,551 --> 00:07:06,068 Stop, stop, freeze. 250 00:07:06,172 --> 00:07:07,275 There will be no skipping breakfast. 251 00:07:07,379 --> 00:07:08,724 Come here. 252 00:07:08,827 --> 00:07:09,551 Ha, ha! 253 00:07:09,655 --> 00:07:10,517 Have a seat. 254 00:07:10,620 --> 00:07:11,310 Thank you. 255 00:07:17,068 --> 00:07:18,275 Uh, Jazmine? 256 00:07:18,379 --> 00:07:19,793 [muffled] What? 257 00:07:19,896 --> 00:07:24,068 Why do I have an email from your civics teacher? 258 00:07:24,172 --> 00:07:27,448 An email from my civics teacher? 259 00:07:27,551 --> 00:07:31,586 You got an email from my civics teacher? 260 00:07:31,689 --> 00:07:35,103 I got an email from your civics teacher, 261 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:39,482 and it says, Jasmine was being extremely talkative 262 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:41,482 during class while I was speaking 263 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,689 and other students were giving their speeches 264 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:44,896 for the competition. 265 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:45,965 It says it right there. 266 00:07:46,068 --> 00:07:47,965 Daddy, I was not talking too much. 267 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,379 She was listening too much. 268 00:07:49,482 --> 00:07:51,172 Jazmine. 269 00:07:51,275 --> 00:07:53,379 Jazmine, you know better. 270 00:07:53,482 --> 00:07:55,517 You know you are supposed to be respectful to your teachers, 271 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:56,379 and you are-- - But, mom. 272 00:07:56,482 --> 00:07:57,482 She is so boring. 273 00:07:57,586 --> 00:07:58,965 Jazmine. 274 00:07:59,068 --> 00:08:01,379 Now you need to apologize to your teacher and the students 275 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:04,172 before your mom and I have to come down there. 276 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,413 OK. 277 00:08:05,517 --> 00:08:06,482 I guess I'll-- 278 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:07,551 What, what, what? 279 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:09,551 You guess? 280 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:10,931 Fine. 281 00:08:11,034 --> 00:08:12,724 But I'm not going to like it. 282 00:08:12,827 --> 00:08:14,448 Hey, hey, we are still not skipping breakfast. 283 00:08:14,551 --> 00:08:15,275 Go upstairs. 284 00:08:15,379 --> 00:08:16,482 Get your jacket. 285 00:08:16,586 --> 00:08:17,827 Your eggs will be ready once you come back down. 286 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:18,620 Hurry up. 287 00:08:21,517 --> 00:08:22,413 Really? 288 00:08:22,517 --> 00:08:23,827 Can you believe that girl thought 289 00:08:23,931 --> 00:08:25,620 that she was slicker than me, that she 290 00:08:25,724 --> 00:08:26,655 was going to close my laptop? 291 00:08:31,551 --> 00:08:38,172 Why is there a bill for some $550 boots on my email? 292 00:08:38,275 --> 00:08:40,655 Fruit? 293 00:08:40,758 --> 00:08:42,586 Fruit don't fall far from the tree. 294 00:08:50,137 --> 00:08:52,034 Oh. 295 00:08:52,137 --> 00:08:54,172 Baby, baby, you asleep? 296 00:08:54,275 --> 00:08:55,241 I was. 297 00:08:55,344 --> 00:08:56,896 Curtis, listen, I'm going to step out. 298 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,034 I'm going to go out. - Yeah, OK. 299 00:08:58,137 --> 00:09:00,344 Bye. 300 00:09:00,448 --> 00:09:01,517 You need anything, baby? 301 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:03,241 Yeah, I need you to stop talking, baby. 302 00:09:03,344 --> 00:09:04,413 Go out. Go one. 303 00:09:04,517 --> 00:09:05,241 OK, fine. 304 00:09:05,344 --> 00:09:06,068 Thank you. 305 00:09:06,172 --> 00:09:07,034 Where are you going, anyway? 306 00:09:07,137 --> 00:09:08,068 I'm going to the help center. 307 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,206 Thank you very much. 308 00:09:09,310 --> 00:09:10,137 OK, bye. 309 00:09:10,241 --> 00:09:11,793 OK, bye, Curtis. 310 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:12,965 No! 311 00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:14,482 Why are you going to the help center? 312 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:17,413 Curtis, I need to get some phone numbers for my Rolodex. 313 00:09:17,517 --> 00:09:19,275 Oh, so? 314 00:09:19,379 --> 00:09:20,689 Why you got to go down there for that? 315 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:22,103 No, no, no, babe. 316 00:09:22,206 --> 00:09:24,724 The volunteers love to get their schedules ahead of time, 317 00:09:24,827 --> 00:09:25,827 so I got to go. 318 00:09:25,931 --> 00:09:28,448 But, baby, they don't even get paid. 319 00:09:28,551 --> 00:09:30,413 Baby. 320 00:09:30,517 --> 00:09:31,482 Bye, Curtis. 321 00:09:31,586 --> 00:09:32,310 Wait a minute. 322 00:09:32,413 --> 00:09:33,413 Wait a minute. 323 00:09:33,517 --> 00:09:34,241 Come on. 324 00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:35,034 Watch TV. 325 00:09:35,137 --> 00:09:36,068 That's the show we like. 326 00:09:36,172 --> 00:09:37,482 Watch the show with me. 327 00:09:37,586 --> 00:09:38,275 But, Curtis, you-- 328 00:09:38,379 --> 00:09:39,137 [laughing] 329 00:09:40,068 --> 00:09:41,000 You were just taking a nap. 330 00:09:41,103 --> 00:09:41,793 Well, come on. 331 00:09:41,896 --> 00:09:43,448 We'll take a nap together. 332 00:09:43,551 --> 00:09:45,000 We need to do stuff together. 333 00:09:45,103 --> 00:09:46,448 Curtis, uh, uh. 334 00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:47,655 Move. 335 00:09:47,758 --> 00:09:50,206 Why don't you want me to go to the help center? 336 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:51,137 [sighing] Floyd. 337 00:09:51,241 --> 00:09:52,655 Floyd. Baby, what has he done? 338 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:53,482 No, nothing. 339 00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:55,068 He's doing the floors. 340 00:09:55,172 --> 00:09:55,965 That's what he's doing. 341 00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:58,137 That's what he better be doing. 342 00:09:58,241 --> 00:10:00,655 And if you go down there, baby, you might hurt his feelings. 343 00:10:00,758 --> 00:10:01,620 Stop, stop, baby. 344 00:10:01,724 --> 00:10:03,034 When did Floyd get sensitive? 345 00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:06,379 Baby, if you go down there, he's going to think 346 00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:07,172 you're checking on him. 347 00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:08,793 I am. 348 00:10:08,896 --> 00:10:10,206 Then he'll think you don't trust him. 349 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,034 I don't. 350 00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:13,413 And I need my phone number. 351 00:10:13,517 --> 00:10:14,344 OK, fine, Ella. 352 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:15,172 Fine. 353 00:10:15,275 --> 00:10:16,586 I'll go get him. 354 00:10:16,689 --> 00:10:18,379 I'll go get there because I'm his best friend. 355 00:10:18,482 --> 00:10:19,689 He won't think nothing. 356 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:22,758 And I can go and check on him and get your numbers. 357 00:10:22,862 --> 00:10:24,068 Everybody's happy. 358 00:10:24,172 --> 00:10:25,344 Fine, Curtis. 359 00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:26,965 Can't believe this. 360 00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:28,896 I can't believe it, either. 361 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,517 Look, baby, I know how important 362 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:31,379 the help center is to you. 363 00:10:31,482 --> 00:10:32,586 OK? 364 00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:34,965 If I thought Floyd would do anything stupid-- 365 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,172 Hm. 366 00:10:36,275 --> 00:10:39,344 --then I wouldn't even let him near the place. 367 00:10:39,448 --> 00:10:41,206 OK? 368 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:44,137 OK. 369 00:10:44,241 --> 00:10:45,103 Ha, ha. 370 00:10:45,206 --> 00:10:46,068 Winner! 371 00:10:46,172 --> 00:10:47,034 [cheering] 372 00:10:47,137 --> 00:10:48,482 Seven from eleven. 373 00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:50,137 Time to go to heaven. 374 00:10:50,241 --> 00:10:51,586 Tom got a win? 375 00:10:51,689 --> 00:10:52,586 [shrieking] 376 00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:03,344 Come on, man. 377 00:11:03,448 --> 00:11:04,172 Be careful. 378 00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:05,310 This is my momma's tux. 379 00:11:05,413 --> 00:11:06,862 Have you lost your mind, Floyd? 380 00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:08,758 What me and my mom are about the same size. 381 00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:11,379 [grumbling] Don't push me, Floyd. 382 00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:13,241 Do not push me. 383 00:11:13,344 --> 00:11:14,793 OK? 384 00:11:14,896 --> 00:11:17,137 You said it was only going to be a couple of guys. 385 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:20,103 Well, I mean, I told one chuck, and he told two chucks. 386 00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:21,551 And then they told three chucks. 387 00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:23,310 Next thing I know I had a chock full of chucks. 388 00:11:23,413 --> 00:11:26,413 Well, I'm about to upchuck. 389 00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:31,000 Now, you-- this place looks like a gambling den! 390 00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:32,310 Really? 391 00:11:32,413 --> 00:11:33,620 Thanks, man. 392 00:11:33,724 --> 00:11:35,517 You know, I was really trying to go for the ambiance 393 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:36,448 and everything, you know? 394 00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:37,310 Don't make me hurt you. 395 00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:40,482 Don't make me hurt you, Floyd. 396 00:11:40,586 --> 00:11:41,344 That's it! 397 00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:42,413 Everybody get the hell out! 398 00:11:42,517 --> 00:11:44,379 I don't care where you go, but you got 399 00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:45,862 to get the hell out of here! 400 00:11:45,965 --> 00:11:47,137 Don't mind him, all right? 401 00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:48,862 [nervously laughing] It's like gambler's Tourette's. 402 00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:49,931 All right. 403 00:11:50,034 --> 00:11:51,206 Get over here. 404 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,724 You are embarrassing me in front of my woodchucks. 405 00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:53,517 Look. 406 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:56,448 [imitating woodchuck] 407 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:58,241 You all stop doing that. 408 00:11:58,344 --> 00:11:59,379 Stop. 409 00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:03,724 I don't give a damn about no woodchuck. 410 00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:08,241 If Ella figures about this, she's gonna die. 411 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:10,620 And then she's going to kill me. 412 00:12:10,724 --> 00:12:11,931 Look! 413 00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:14,275 You get everybody out of here, Floyd. 414 00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:16,310 And you clean this place up-- 415 00:12:16,413 --> 00:12:17,689 now. 416 00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:18,931 21. 417 00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:19,827 You just hit blackjack. 418 00:12:19,931 --> 00:12:20,620 Winner! 419 00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:21,620 [cheering] 420 00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:22,620 I don't care about [inaudible].. 421 00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:23,448 Shut up! I don't care about no-- 422 00:12:23,551 --> 00:12:24,344 [shrieking] 423 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:26,620 Is that chips? 424 00:12:26,724 --> 00:12:27,517 Yes. 425 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,241 Dude, you are hot. 426 00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:30,172 - I'm not hot. - Yes. 427 00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:31,551 No. 428 00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:35,379 I mean, all I did was just slam a card down, like that. 429 00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:36,206 Blackjack! 430 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:37,793 [shrieking] 431 00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:38,586 [cheering] 432 00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:40,034 I win again! 433 00:12:40,137 --> 00:12:41,724 I win again! 434 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:42,517 [laughing] 435 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,517 You are hot, bro. 436 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:46,068 Now, what's the chances of this happening? 437 00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:47,793 Floyd, you know I've always been lucky with cards? 438 00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:48,620 This is true. 439 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:49,586 There's something about it. 440 00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:50,620 I've always been lucky with cards. 441 00:12:50,724 --> 00:12:51,793 Yes, you have. 442 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:52,620 I mean, I would even call it an anointing. 443 00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:53,896 - It's a gift. - Yes, it-- 444 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,241 [thunder] 445 00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:57,724 [shrieking] 446 00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:00,793 What's the matter? 447 00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:02,965 Th-- this is so wrong. 448 00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:03,793 Curtis. 449 00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:04,931 - We can't do it. - What? 450 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:05,724 We can't do it. 451 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,724 We can't do it. 452 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:07,689 We can't do it. 453 00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:08,931 Everybody out! 454 00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:09,827 Come on, Curtis. No. 455 00:13:09,931 --> 00:13:10,620 You out! 456 00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:13,137 Good Chuck-tacious, out! 457 00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:14,034 All of you out! 458 00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:15,310 Everybody out! 459 00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:17,551 And you! 460 00:13:17,655 --> 00:13:19,206 You're going to deal me one more. 461 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:20,241 What? 462 00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:21,172 Three? Four? 463 00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:21,965 Four at least. 464 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:22,758 Number of completion? 465 00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:23,689 - Even number. - Four. 466 00:13:23,793 --> 00:13:24,482 Four deals. 467 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,448 That's it! 468 00:13:25,551 --> 00:13:26,379 Four more deals. 469 00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:27,310 Now, that's it. 470 00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:30,034 Step aside. 471 00:13:30,137 --> 00:13:31,862 That was a heck of a meal. 472 00:13:31,965 --> 00:13:33,482 I couldn't eat another bite. 473 00:13:33,586 --> 00:13:34,551 Oh, well, don't worry. 474 00:13:34,655 --> 00:13:36,689 You can have some more tomorrow night. 475 00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:38,275 Oh, leftovers again? 476 00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:39,517 Don't think of it as leftovers. 477 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:42,413 I'm recycling. 478 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:43,413 Hey! 479 00:13:43,517 --> 00:13:45,310 Can you all listen to my speech? 480 00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:46,586 Yes, baby. 481 00:13:46,689 --> 00:13:48,689 I'm going to blow them away in civics tomorrow. 482 00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:49,724 Blow them away! 483 00:13:49,827 --> 00:13:51,206 OK. 484 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:54,413 Washington, DC, our nation's capital. 485 00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:55,724 OK. Wait a minute. 486 00:13:55,827 --> 00:13:57,517 I need to get some water, because that sounded like it 487 00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:58,413 was going to be a good speech. 488 00:13:58,517 --> 00:13:59,206 Let me get some water. 489 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:00,000 Wait, baby. 490 00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:01,103 OK. 491 00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:02,413 Got my water. Let's go. 492 00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:03,448 Let's hear it. 493 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,896 OK. 494 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,137 Washington, DC, our nation's capital. 495 00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:11,241 Hey, who won that game last night? 496 00:14:11,344 --> 00:14:13,310 I would tell you, but you took my boots back. 497 00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:14,586 You don't know who won the game? 498 00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:15,862 - Atlanta. - Atlanta won? 499 00:14:15,965 --> 00:14:17,172 - Yes. - That's what I'm talking about. 500 00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:18,034 Can I have my boots back? 501 00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:19,482 [inaudible] 502 00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:20,620 All right. OK. 503 00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:21,413 All right. 504 00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:22,379 Seriously. 505 00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:23,482 Seriously. 506 00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:24,862 I'm trying to read you all this speech, 507 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,344 and you all are talking while I'm practicing. 508 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,344 I wasn't talking too much. 509 00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:28,068 You were just listening too much. 510 00:14:28,172 --> 00:14:29,137 And I wasn't talking. 511 00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:31,482 I was drinking. 512 00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:32,931 You know what? 513 00:14:33,034 --> 00:14:34,068 Forget it. 514 00:14:34,172 --> 00:14:38,000 I'm going to go practice my speech by myself. 515 00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:39,344 I love it when a plan comes together. 516 00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:40,586 I love watching you work. 517 00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:41,413 Oh. 518 00:14:41,517 --> 00:14:42,379 And you are unbelievable. 519 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,655 I learn from the best. 520 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,827 You know, that's how we do it. 521 00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:48,206 CURTIS: Read 'em and weep. 522 00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:49,344 Winner! 523 00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:50,241 Read 'em and weep. 524 00:14:50,344 --> 00:14:51,793 [cheering] 525 00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:53,206 I won again, huh? 526 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,103 How many bucks can a woodchuck chuck 527 00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:56,655 when a woodchuck got no luck? 528 00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:57,482 Huh. 529 00:14:57,586 --> 00:14:58,931 Curtis, be nice, man. 530 00:14:59,034 --> 00:14:59,689 I am. 531 00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:00,551 I am. 532 00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:01,896 Bro, you are off the chain. 533 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,137 Hey, we could do this every week. 534 00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:05,413 - We could, couldn't we? - Yep. 535 00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:06,586 That's cool. 536 00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:07,793 We could do it right here in the help center. 537 00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:11,724 We could do it right here in the he-e-e-e-lp-- 538 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,827 no! 539 00:15:13,931 --> 00:15:14,620 What? 540 00:15:14,724 --> 00:15:15,586 What's wrong? 541 00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:16,448 This is wrong. 542 00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:17,896 We can't do this. 543 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,413 Come on, bro. 544 00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:20,448 It ain't that bad. 545 00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:21,655 Yes, it is. 546 00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:22,517 It is that bad. 547 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:23,344 You're going to leave now? 548 00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:24,413 You're a winner. 549 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:27,310 You're a winner. 550 00:15:27,413 --> 00:15:29,344 Get thee by me, Satan. 551 00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:31,379 Here? 552 00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:33,034 Look, clear this place out. 553 00:15:33,137 --> 00:15:34,275 Everybody got to go. 554 00:15:34,379 --> 00:15:36,379 Curtis, you're going to give up all this money? 555 00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:38,965 That's almost $2,000 here, dude. 556 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,655 Get your hands off my money. 557 00:15:40,758 --> 00:15:43,275 I'm keeping this. 558 00:15:43,379 --> 00:15:45,000 Clear the place out, Floyd. 559 00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:46,620 Get everybody out of here. 560 00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:47,586 Come on. 561 00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,103 Let's go. - Get them out, Floyd! 562 00:15:49,206 --> 00:15:49,931 I'm sorry. 563 00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:50,724 Come on. 564 00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:52,000 I'm sorry, Chuck. 565 00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:53,724 Floyd, we doing the right thing. 566 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:54,586 I'm telling you. 567 00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:55,620 Really? 568 00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:57,241 You're going to thank me tomorrow. 569 00:15:57,344 --> 00:15:58,655 You want to bet? 570 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,620 Get your hands off my money. 571 00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:02,586 Hi, baby. 572 00:16:02,689 --> 00:16:03,379 How was school? 573 00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:05,517 Lunch was great. 574 00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:08,103 Whoa, whoa, what about the speech? 575 00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:11,517 [sighing] Can you believe kids were talking during my speech? 576 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,034 Kids were talking? 577 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:13,896 During yours? 578 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,172 Mine. 579 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,551 Well, I mean, baby, that's what kids do. 580 00:16:16,655 --> 00:16:17,896 But come on, mom. 581 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,655 This was me. 582 00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:23,413 I had a good speech, and I'm a good speaker. 583 00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:25,896 People even excused themselves to go to the bathroom. 584 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,068 Well, hey, when a kid got to go-- 585 00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:30,275 It was one of the judges. 586 00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:34,379 Sorry, sweetheart, you weren't able to do a good job. 587 00:16:34,482 --> 00:16:36,379 Oh, no, no, no. 588 00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:39,379 I gave a great speech. 589 00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:40,206 Ah. 590 00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:41,965 Modesty. 591 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:46,103 I guess you moved on to the next round, then. 592 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,517 Well, I got disqualified. 593 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:51,068 Uh, excuse me, you got, uh, disqualified? 594 00:16:51,172 --> 00:16:51,896 I got disqualified. 595 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:52,827 You got disqualified? 596 00:16:52,931 --> 00:16:54,206 Why? 597 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:58,275 Well, evidently, when the teacher was giving out 598 00:16:58,379 --> 00:17:01,068 the rules about the competition, she said the speech 599 00:17:01,172 --> 00:17:02,862 can't be over one minute. 600 00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,241 Mine was three. 601 00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:07,379 Why didn't you know that? 602 00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:10,586 Well, I may have been talking at the time. 603 00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:11,448 What was that? 604 00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:12,448 I didn't hear what you said. 605 00:17:12,551 --> 00:17:13,896 Your words was trailing off, baby. 606 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,379 I said, I may have been talking at the time. 607 00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:19,931 Oh, talking. 608 00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:21,103 So what did you learn? 609 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,517 That the teacher should speak up. 610 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:23,931 Jazmine. 611 00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:25,931 [sighing] Fine. 612 00:17:26,034 --> 00:17:29,413 I didn't like it when people were talking during my speech, 613 00:17:29,517 --> 00:17:31,172 so I should pay attention and listen 614 00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:32,379 when other people are talking. 615 00:17:32,482 --> 00:17:34,379 Now, see, if you can learn that, 616 00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:37,241 that little lesson will take you very far in life. 617 00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:38,137 What did you say? 618 00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:38,931 What? 619 00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:40,620 [laughing] 620 00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:42,931 What a great day. 621 00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:44,517 And the floors look wonderful, Floyd. 622 00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:45,724 Thank you. 623 00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:51,137 And, Curtis, an anonymous donor gave us $500. 624 00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:52,448 What? $500? 625 00:17:52,551 --> 00:17:53,862 ELLA: Yes. 626 00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:56,241 Well, that must be a very, very handsome and good person. 627 00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:59,103 And we are very, very, very grateful to him. 628 00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:00,862 [laughing] Yeah, that's great. 629 00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:02,448 Yes. 630 00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:07,275 And if he and his friends ever gamble in this help center 631 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,758 again, I will kill both of them. 632 00:18:09,862 --> 00:18:11,000 - Hm? - Huh? 633 00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:12,068 FLOYD: What? - Huh? 634 00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:12,862 What? 635 00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:13,896 You heard me? 636 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,896 How'd you know about that? 637 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,862 Curtis, I heard a voice. 638 00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:19,655 The Lord told you. 639 00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,551 The head usher. 640 00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:22,862 He's a woodchuck. 641 00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:24,103 [imitating woodchuck] 642 00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:26,241 Or whatever you guys do. 643 00:18:26,344 --> 00:18:27,379 Use more teeth. 644 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:28,689 Please, please. 645 00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:32,931 Curtis, hand over the rest of the money, $1,500. 646 00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:33,896 What? 647 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000 What? 648 00:18:35,103 --> 00:18:36,482 [nervously laughing] Like I'm just going 649 00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,551 to be carrying $1,500 on me. 650 00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:39,379 Curtis. 651 00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:41,275 Curtis, please. 652 00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:42,103 Wow. 653 00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:43,172 And the rest. 654 00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:45,310 Rest of what? 655 00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:46,689 Come on. 656 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,586 Baby, you think I would have another stack like that? 657 00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:53,413 Thank you. 658 00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:56,310 Curtis. 659 00:18:56,413 --> 00:18:58,655 You're $20 short. 660 00:18:58,758 --> 00:18:59,551 $20 short, Curtis. 661 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:00,965 And you can't have it! 662 00:19:01,068 --> 00:19:02,310 Curtis! 663 00:19:02,413 --> 00:19:04,206 Don't leave-- hey. 664 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,068 $20. 665 00:19:05,172 --> 00:19:06,172 - Hey. - $20. 666 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,068 Is there a spot-- 667 00:19:07,172 --> 00:19:08,724 $20. 42241

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