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N-U-H-U-H?
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Hello!
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That's not even a word.
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Uh-huh.
Yes, it is.
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Nuh-uh.
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Uh-huh.
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Quit playing.
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Hey, where you guys off to?
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Let me guess-- shopping.
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Ding ding ding,
we have a winner.
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Need anything?
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No.
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Oh, some T-shirts.
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Hey, baby, do
you need anything?
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Yeah, to know
why you're going.
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You know we're strapped.
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I'm just window shopping,
if that's OK with you.
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Fine.
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I'm just saying.
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Stupid.
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What?
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No, no, it's my word.
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"Stupid."
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S-T-U-P-I-D. Uhn.
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Curtis.
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Hm?
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Baby, I'm a little short.
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Baby, told you, stop being
hard on yourself like that.
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You got to love yourself first.
- Curtis.
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Go put some heels on.
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Get in the car, and
put some heels on.
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You see how I flipped
that thing around?
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That's called--
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Corny.
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Baby, that's not nice.
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It's OK, that's his word.
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Right, CJ?
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Nope.
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Yes, it is.
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Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
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[laughing]
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Curtis, please,
can I borrow $200?
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Money don't grow on trees.
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Curtis, so I can avoid
stopping at the ATM, baby,
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come on.
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Take care of my baby.
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Take care of my baby,
that's what I do.
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Thank you.
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No, no, let me count it.
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Don't just--
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Don't forget where you got it.
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[smooch]
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Well, we'll see
you when we get back.
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Bye, baby.
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Bye, CJ.
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Bye bye, baby.
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Thank you, Curtis.
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CURTIS: Yeah, baby.
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See you guys later.
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OK.
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CJ is cheating.
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He always do.
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We used to it.
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[theme music]
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Hey, man, can you
get two croissants?
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Yeah, I got it.
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No, I got it.
I got it.
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You get it next time.
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All right, cool.
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Thanks.
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Ooh, don't look
now, but I think
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that girl is looking at me.
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Ha, yeah, that's because
you're blocking her view of me.
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You know, this same thing
happened in elementary school.
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You remember [HIGH
PITCHED] Sheila?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, Sheila.
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But she was cross-eyed,
so she actually
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was looking at the both of us.
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Yeah, that was true.
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But how long did you two date?
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Till the end of recess.
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[laugh]
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah, right for me.
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Hey.
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You think anybody saw that?
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Just the people
pointing and laughing.
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[laughing]
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Hey, excuse me.
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You could say "excuse you."
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But you bumped into me, Damon.
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You calling me
a liar, cupcake?
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Chill, Damon.
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This ain't "Boys in the--
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Hub"?
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I ain't even
talking to you, Malik.
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Yo, it's cool, dawg.
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Yes, but you're talking
to a friend of mine, OK?
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Tch, yeah, I bet
y'all friends all right.
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[snicker] With benefits.
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[laughing]
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Oh, oh, gosh.
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Um, hello?
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Oh, it's for you.
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It's the corny police.
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They want the joke back.
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[laugh]
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Was I supposed to flinch?
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[MOCKING] Oh.
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[laugh]
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Now that was a good one.
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That was a good one.
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So you think you funny?
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Well, if their laughter
is any indication,
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then, yes, I'm pretty funny.
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Go ahead.
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Stick up for your
little funny boy.
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But you ain't gonna be
around all the time.
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Let's go, fellas.
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What is his problem?
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We used to all be
cool before you moved.
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Who knows?
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Maybe he didn't get
enough hugs as a baby.
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You know, I thought
those zookeepers
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would keep up on that.
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Pops.
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This the last of it.
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The garage is officially clean.
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Oh my goodness.
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I could not have gotten
this done without you two.
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That's funny, 'cause we
sure got it done without you.
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'Cause you're
young and strong.
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And I'm smarter than you.
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Oh.
What?
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So all this is junk?
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Yep.
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This is still good.
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What you talking about?
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All this needs is to be
restringed, a little duct tape.
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Put that over there for me, CJ.
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This is junk?
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What's this?
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Oh, this is just
the stuff that I
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decided to take back that you
borrowed and never returned.
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You need the wheelbarrow
to get it home?
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Yeah.
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That's mine too.
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Hey, Pop, since you just
mentioned that you couldn't
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have done it without us--
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Get your hand off me.
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How about you show
your appreciation for it?
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OK.
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You don't have to get out.
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There.
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That's cold.
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Come on, Pop, you know
we're strapped for cash.
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Deal.
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Son, I got you, OK?
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Soon as your mama give me
back the $200 I loaned her,
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I let you hold something.
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Cool.
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Wait a minute.
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You really expect
Mom to pay you back?
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Yeah, she gonna pay me back.
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I loaned it to her.
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[laughing]
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What the hell is so funny?
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You, if you expect Aunt Ella
to pay you that money back.
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I learned a long time ago,
any time Janine says, "loan me
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something," it's a gift.
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As long as I've been
married to Miranda,
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she hasn't paid
me back anything.
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In fact, any time I mention
it, she goes on and on
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and on about how she
takes care of my house,
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cleans up after my kids, and
deals with my crazy family.
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Well, that's
you all's problem.
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Ella's not like that.
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She's trained.
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What's that?
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[startle]
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[laugh]
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You know what?
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Unlike you all's trifling
pair, my wife pays me back.
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But what if she doesn't?
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She's going to.
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If she doesn't, I will loan
you money that you will
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never, ever have to pay back.
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OK, but you can't ask for it.
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Yeah, she got to volunteer.
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That's fine.
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I know my wife.
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She gonna come, she gonna
say, Curtis, thank you.
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She gonna give me a kiss,
and she gonna hand me $200.
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[slap]
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OK.
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Today?
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Today.
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Today?
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Trained.
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Hey, hey.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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Hey.
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Hi, handsome.
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I got your shirt.
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Yes.
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How much was it?
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It was 30% off.
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What do you think?
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It's cool.
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Actually, that
one was 60% off.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, it was 60?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, that's my
new favorite shirt.
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You don't look like it.
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Nice earrings.
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Don't worry.
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Your mother bought them for me.
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I'm not worried.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey, Curtis.
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How was your shopping?
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Curtis, I had a great
time shopping today.
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Good, good, baby.
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Thank you, baby.
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Give me a kiss.
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[smooch]
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[laughing]
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Peace.
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Bam!
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Ow!
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My man.
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OK, enough of that.
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Let's go.
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I wanna try this stuff on.
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Oh, come on.
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Oh, this was wonderful, baby.
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I mean I had the best time.
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Thank you, Curtis.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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[laugh]
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Choo choo.
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Some training.
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[slap]
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[laugh]
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[smack]
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Hey, fellas, look.
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Hey, man, that shirt is so gay.
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[snickering]
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How can a shirt be gay?
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It must be really hard
work being that ignorant.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to offend
you, Little Miss Sunshine.
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Did I ever do
something to you?
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Did Rashard do something?
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Your existence bothers me.
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It ain't right.
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What are you talking about?
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See, you think we stupid.
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No, just you.
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Yeah, aight.
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I'm gonna catch you and
your fairy god sister later.
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You can bet that, chump.
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Man.
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What's that idiot
talking about now?
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Same as usual.
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Now he's accusing
us of being gay.
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How crazy is that?
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Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
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I mean, if he spent as
much time learning history
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as he does making
a fool of himself,
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then he wouldn't
have to repeat it.
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Did you ever
have a gay friend?
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I don't know.
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I never really thought about it.
276
00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:54,586
What if I told you I was gay?
277
00:08:54,689 --> 00:08:56,793
Man, stop playing.
278
00:08:56,896 --> 00:08:58,068
No, really.
279
00:08:58,172 --> 00:09:00,206
Malik.
280
00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:01,206
I'm gay.
281
00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:08,241
I love this new detergent
you turned me onto.
282
00:09:08,344 --> 00:09:09,482
Oh, you are welcome.
283
00:09:09,586 --> 00:09:11,655
He was getting bigger.
284
00:09:11,758 --> 00:09:12,965
Miranda.
285
00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:15,206
Oh!
286
00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:18,206
This is Calvin's favorite shirt.
287
00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:20,206
I remember buying this
for his little birthday.
288
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:23,655
He wanted to wear this
to church every Sunday.
289
00:09:23,758 --> 00:09:25,310
[KID VOICE] I wanna
put on the blue one.
290
00:09:25,413 --> 00:09:26,448
[laugh]
291
00:09:26,551 --> 00:09:28,172
He loves that shirt.
292
00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:31,758
Baby, have you seen that
rag I use to dry the car?
293
00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:35,482
Oh, there it is.
294
00:09:35,586 --> 00:09:37,655
What?
295
00:09:37,758 --> 00:09:38,448
Nothing.
296
00:09:45,482 --> 00:09:46,896
Ella.
297
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:47,724
Hey, baby.
298
00:09:47,827 --> 00:09:49,034
Hey, baby.
299
00:09:49,137 --> 00:09:50,827
I was just in the back,
watching this great movie,
300
00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:52,344
called "The Payback."
301
00:09:52,448 --> 00:09:55,000
You ever seen it?
302
00:09:55,103 --> 00:09:56,862
It's a great movie about
this guy who runs around,
303
00:09:56,965 --> 00:09:59,379
paying everybody back
that he owes, just 'cause
304
00:09:59,482 --> 00:10:00,724
it's the right thing to do.
305
00:10:00,827 --> 00:10:01,931
Didn't he kill the people?
306
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:04,862
Yeah, only the people
who didn't pay him back.
307
00:10:04,965 --> 00:10:06,034
Pops, stop.
308
00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:06,862
I know what you're doing.
309
00:10:06,965 --> 00:10:07,896
[stuttering]
310
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,137
What?
311
00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:10,482
Ain't doing nothing.
312
00:10:10,586 --> 00:10:13,586
Only talking to my wife,
pleased about a movie.
313
00:10:13,689 --> 00:10:15,172
Hey, hey, hey.
314
00:10:15,275 --> 00:10:16,000
Mr. Payne.
315
00:10:16,103 --> 00:10:16,862
What you doing?
316
00:10:16,965 --> 00:10:17,758
What is he doing?
317
00:10:17,862 --> 00:10:19,896
Ugh, not I gotta rewash those.
318
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,344
[chuckle]
319
00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:24,206
You got gone.
320
00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:25,724
- Hey, Mr. Payne.
- Hm?
321
00:10:25,827 --> 00:10:26,862
You wanna know
my favorite movie?
322
00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:27,931
It's "Mahogany" with Diana Ross.
323
00:10:28,034 --> 00:10:29,655
Didn't nobody care
about your movie.
324
00:10:29,758 --> 00:10:30,517
I did see that.
325
00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:32,034
Yeah, I did see that one.
326
00:10:32,137 --> 00:10:32,931
Hey, baby.
327
00:10:33,034 --> 00:10:34,172
Yes?
328
00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:37,793
You remember that
song we used to love?
329
00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:41,379
"The Big Payback," James Brown.
330
00:10:41,482 --> 00:10:43,448
That was your cut.
331
00:10:43,551 --> 00:10:44,620
That was your cut.
332
00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:45,965
Curtis, ooh.
333
00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:48,689
Dear lord, it's a big payback.
334
00:10:48,793 --> 00:10:51,034
That's a big payback.
335
00:10:51,137 --> 00:10:52,000
No hints.
336
00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:52,793
[thwack]
337
00:10:52,896 --> 00:10:54,206
[groan]
338
00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:57,241
What are you doing?
339
00:10:57,344 --> 00:10:59,689
Um, hints about what?
340
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,448
I don't know what
he talking about.
341
00:11:02,551 --> 00:11:05,586
Besides, you know how
crazy his family is.
342
00:11:09,172 --> 00:11:10,034
[thud]
343
00:11:11,931 --> 00:11:15,482
I ran across a verse that
touched my heart to the point I
344
00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:17,344
remember it verbatim.
345
00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:21,896
I think it was in the Antique
testament, and it said--
346
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,241
I remember it, I remember it.
347
00:11:23,344 --> 00:11:31,000
It said, "Blessed are the
saints who payeth back people
348
00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:35,000
that loaneth them money--
349
00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:37,896
eth.
350
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,172
Today-- eth."
351
00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:42,931
I know you are not talking
about the money you gave me.
352
00:11:43,034 --> 00:11:43,931
No, baby.
353
00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:45,448
I'm talking about
the $200 I loaned.
354
00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:46,241
Oh!
355
00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:47,620
Forfeit.
356
00:11:47,724 --> 00:11:48,689
I don't have to pay you back.
357
00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:50,103
Oh, shut the hell up.
358
00:11:50,206 --> 00:11:52,655
Yeah, before I tell Miranda
how you wouldn't let her go
359
00:11:52,758 --> 00:11:54,172
shopping, but you went
and bought that brand
360
00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:57,103
new, expensive fishing rod,
and hid it in the garage.
361
00:11:57,206 --> 00:11:58,482
Oh, no, you didn't.
362
00:11:58,586 --> 00:11:59,896
Oops.
363
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,655
That's why I'm gonna keep
the shoes and the purse
364
00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:04,137
that I had hidden under the bed.
365
00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:05,241
Oh, and just so you know--
366
00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:06,034
my earrings?
367
00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:07,000
I bought them.
368
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:07,862
Full price.
369
00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:09,068
Your mom didn't buy them.
370
00:12:09,172 --> 00:12:12,344
Baby, how you gonna
lie to me like that?
371
00:12:12,448 --> 00:12:15,068
You lied to me.
372
00:12:15,172 --> 00:12:19,448
Curtis Payne, I know that you
are not serious about wanting
373
00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:21,965
that money back
after all the things
374
00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:22,862
that I have given to you.
375
00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:24,758
Well, baby, I give to you too.
376
00:12:24,862 --> 00:12:25,655
Come on.
377
00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:26,931
You borrowed the money from me.
378
00:12:27,034 --> 00:12:28,517
I loaned it to you.
379
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,206
How was I supposed to
know the difference, Curtis?
380
00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:36,931
Because you said, "Curtis,
can I borrow $200 so
381
00:12:37,034 --> 00:12:39,000
I don't have to go to a ATM."
382
00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:40,034
Right.
383
00:12:40,137 --> 00:12:42,931
And I said, "of
course, lovely wife,
384
00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:48,689
you can, because I love you,
as long as you pay it back."
385
00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:50,379
You never said that.
386
00:12:50,482 --> 00:12:53,413
Oh, baby, I didn't
think I had to.
387
00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:54,551
OK, fine, Curtis.
388
00:12:54,655 --> 00:12:56,862
You can have your
little funky $200 back.
389
00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:57,689
OK?
390
00:12:57,793 --> 00:12:59,482
See if I care.
391
00:12:59,586 --> 00:13:00,517
Where's it at?
392
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:01,517
Shut up!
393
00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:02,517
[thud]
394
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:04,827
I think you care a little.
395
00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:11,551
All right, finish
telling us what's going on.
396
00:13:11,655 --> 00:13:15,620
He just came out of nowhere
and said that he was gay.
397
00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:18,068
I mean, I didn't expect that.
398
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,793
Go, Rashard.
399
00:13:19,896 --> 00:13:22,862
I used to see him
checking me out.
400
00:13:22,965 --> 00:13:23,655
Rashard's a good kid.
401
00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:29,931
I guess I just never would've
expected in a million years.
402
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:31,793
Can't say that.
403
00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:33,241
You knew?
404
00:13:33,344 --> 00:13:34,758
Well, I can't say that either.
405
00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:36,655
I didn't know.
406
00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:38,379
I had my suspicions.
407
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:39,862
Now I don't know what to do.
408
00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:41,206
What do you mean?
409
00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:42,551
You and Rashard have been
friends since you were little.
410
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,689
Yeah, but that was
before I found out.
411
00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:47,379
Why should that
change anything?
412
00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:49,724
I don't know.
413
00:13:49,827 --> 00:13:51,517
I guess I just don't want
people to think that I'm gay.
414
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:52,344
What's the big deal?
415
00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:55,379
You know who you are.
416
00:13:55,482 --> 00:13:57,379
I guess.
417
00:13:57,482 --> 00:13:58,413
[sigh]
418
00:13:58,517 --> 00:13:59,896
I wish it were
that simple, but you
419
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,103
know, we are all subject
to the way others view us.
420
00:14:04,206 --> 00:14:05,172
Dad, do you--
421
00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:06,206
do you have any gay friends?
422
00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:07,275
Yeah.
423
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,793
Don't you care how
people look at you?
424
00:14:09,896 --> 00:14:11,689
No, no, I don't care.
425
00:14:11,793 --> 00:14:12,482
I understand.
426
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:13,379
It's--
427
00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:14,931
Son.
428
00:14:15,034 --> 00:14:15,862
Everybody deserves a friend.
429
00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:22,620
Did you have a hard time
putting Christian down?
430
00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:24,275
Nope, he went
right to sleep, even
431
00:14:24,379 --> 00:14:26,482
with all that loud black noise.
432
00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:28,172
OK, I know what
white noise is,
433
00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:29,758
but what exactly is black noise?
434
00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:31,655
CURTIS: [SINGING] Who that
talkin' 'bout being a falcon?
435
00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:33,103
Who that?
Who that?
436
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,586
Who that talkin'
'bout being a falcon?
437
00:14:34,689 --> 00:14:35,655
Who that?
438
00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:39,137
Who that talkin'
'bout being a falcon?
439
00:14:39,241 --> 00:14:40,586
Now I get it.
440
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:42,379
Ooh, smells good
in here, baby.
441
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,310
What we having?
442
00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:44,137
Just sit down, baby.
443
00:14:44,241 --> 00:14:45,620
I'll fix your plate.
444
00:14:45,724 --> 00:14:47,793
Cool, cool, cool.
445
00:14:47,896 --> 00:14:50,275
Whoa, whoa.
446
00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:51,275
Yes.
447
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:53,103
You could've asked.
448
00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:55,068
Here you go.
449
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:57,379
Oh, baby, them pancakes
look like sugar cookies.
450
00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:58,793
Curtis.
451
00:14:58,896 --> 00:14:59,655
What?
452
00:14:59,758 --> 00:15:00,965
There's only one pancake left?
453
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,034
Curtis, it's OK, hubby.
454
00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:03,758
We can split it.
455
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,793
Can I split it with them?
456
00:15:05,896 --> 00:15:08,586
Now, Curtis, please.
457
00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:11,206
Oh, babe, my piece
is bigger than yours.
458
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,310
Baby, don't worry about it.
459
00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:13,448
No, no, no, Curtis.
460
00:15:13,551 --> 00:15:14,758
It's OK, honey.
461
00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:19,068
I do not want to have to
owe you some pancake later.
462
00:15:19,172 --> 00:15:23,000
I hate when that happens.
463
00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:24,586
I know what you're doing.
464
00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:26,551
I don't know what
you're talking about.
465
00:15:26,655 --> 00:15:27,793
You want some syrup, baby?
466
00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:29,068
Oh, I want some syrup.
467
00:15:29,172 --> 00:15:31,586
Only after your father.
468
00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:33,241
You don't want to
deprive him of what
469
00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:35,724
he's worked so hard to give us.
470
00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:38,172
Or is the syrup
a loan too, baby?
471
00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:39,482
Stop playing, Ella.
472
00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:41,310
No, Curtis, I'm not playing.
473
00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:42,103
I'm not playing at all.
474
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:44,379
I'm trying to be fair.
475
00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:47,206
And in doing so, I
did some digging.
476
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:49,689
I did some digging in
those old receipts, baby,
477
00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:51,172
and look at this.
478
00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:53,586
Do you remember--
do you remember
479
00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:55,344
me loaning you this robe?
480
00:15:55,448 --> 00:15:56,379
No, I don't.
481
00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:58,275
I remember this
robe being a gift.
482
00:15:58,379 --> 00:15:59,344
No, no, no, Curtis.
483
00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:02,206
I loaned you the money
to get this robe.
484
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:06,034
So technically, the
robe belongs to me.
485
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,758
And I wants my robe.
486
00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:10,862
I wants my robe, Curtis,
and I want it now.
487
00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:11,793
Is this what you wanna do?
488
00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:12,655
You wanna do this?
489
00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:13,896
Curtis.
490
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,586
You want me to loan you
some bacon, Mr. Payne?
491
00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:17,241
Oh, I got some eggs
that you can have,
492
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,724
but you gotta give them back.
493
00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:20,103
Don't throw that.
494
00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:23,344
Curtis, don't--
495
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:26,862
All right, I'll admit,
maybe I went a little
496
00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:28,724
overboard with the loan stuff.
497
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:30,206
A little bit?
498
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,000
Maybe a lot.
499
00:16:31,103 --> 00:16:33,103
Yes, Curtis, a lot.
500
00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:36,206
We are family, Curtis,
and we share things.
501
00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,517
We give each other
things, and we should
502
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:41,241
not expect anything in return.
503
00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:44,655
I guess ain't nothing
like family, huh?
504
00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:45,448
[scream]
505
00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:46,241
Curtis!
506
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,241
Uh, hello?
507
00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:56,517
Oh, really?
508
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:57,344
Ah, all right.
509
00:16:57,448 --> 00:16:58,206
Well, I understand.
510
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:01,000
Look, I'm on my way right now.
511
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:04,620
Hey, I would love to hang,
but family emergencies.
512
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,068
I-- I gotta roll.
513
00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:07,551
You know there's
no one on the phone.
514
00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:09,482
It is somebody on the phone.
515
00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:11,310
Yeah, look, it's Rashard.
516
00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:13,310
He's talking about nobody
else is on the phone.
517
00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:14,103
I don't know.
518
00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:14,896
I--
519
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,482
[cell phone ringing]
520
00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:19,931
[beep]
521
00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:23,413
I guess they hung up.
522
00:17:23,517 --> 00:17:25,241
I know I dropped a bomb
shell on you yesterday.
523
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,103
Yeah, man.
524
00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:27,482
Look, that is an understatement.
525
00:17:27,586 --> 00:17:29,551
Look, man, it's not like I
can go around advertising it.
526
00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:31,241
Man, you see what happens.
527
00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:33,896
Yeah, guys like Damon
pick on you, I know.
528
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,551
I'm not worried
about guys like Damon.
529
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,551
The problem is losing
friends like you, bro.
530
00:17:38,655 --> 00:17:39,379
I know.
531
00:17:39,482 --> 00:17:40,413
I just-- I don't--
532
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,137
I can't--
533
00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:44,379
You know, I get it.
534
00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:47,379
You don't want people
to think you're like me.
535
00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:49,965
So as your friend,
I'll do what's best,
536
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,310
and I'll keep my distance.
537
00:17:52,413 --> 00:17:53,206
See you around, bro.
538
00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:59,551
Where you think you going?
539
00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:01,793
Actually, I'm going
to see your mother.
540
00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:04,000
And tell her to stop calling me.
541
00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:07,862
She's really not my type.
542
00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:09,413
I see.
543
00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:12,689
Somebody been taking tough
man lessons from his boy.
544
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:15,586
But see, that ain't
gonna help you today.
545
00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:16,965
'Cause now, it's
just you and me.
546
00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:19,103
Whoa, whoa, and it's
me too, all right?
547
00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:20,000
So leave my boy alone.
548
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:26,275
You know what they say, right?
549
00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:27,655
Birds of a feather.
550
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,586
We're not friends
because we're the same.
551
00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:30,931
We're friends
because we respect
552
00:18:31,034 --> 00:18:32,793
each other's differences.
553
00:18:32,896 --> 00:18:35,275
But you wouldn't know anything
about that, would you?
554
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:37,551
[MOCKING] You wouldn't know
anything about that, would you?
555
00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:39,379
Man, whatever.
556
00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:42,586
Me and my boys, we tight.
557
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,034
Oh, really?
558
00:18:44,137 --> 00:18:45,965
Well, maybe you should tell
them that the next time you
559
00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:47,000
catch up with them.
560
00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:54,689
Hey, man, where y'all going?
561
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:55,551
Y'all be trippin'.
562
00:18:59,241 --> 00:19:01,448
Yo, thanks for
having my back, bro.
563
00:19:01,551 --> 00:19:03,448
No problem.
564
00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:05,275
OK.
565
00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:06,068
Too early?
566
00:19:06,172 --> 00:19:07,344
Too early.
567
00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:08,172
Get that.
568
00:19:08,275 --> 00:19:09,344
[laugh]
569
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,482
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