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Ah.

Ah.

Aren't you tired yet?

I know I am.

Ooh, Curtis, how can you just lay there?

Like this.

Curtis, I cannot believe that your mama and your daddy

are not home yet.

Curtis, they said that were just going to go out,

grab a quick bite.

Have you ever known that boy to do anything quick

when it has to do with food?

Every since they moved back in here,

It's been one thing after another, after another.

[laughter]

Baby, that movie was hilarious.

And then he look at him and they said--

[IN UNISON]-- not again!

[laughter]

[fake laughs]

How ironic.

[baby whines]

Yeah, that's what I want to know.

You two have been to a movie?

Yes.

What is Christian still doing up?

Oh, he's playing golf.

What do you think he's going up?

He's keeping us up too.

We've been trying to get him to sleep for hours.

Come on, come on, come on.

I know that baby wants that grandmama.

You two said you were going out for a quick bite.

Yeah, and then we decided to see a movie.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Did we worry you?

No, no, no, no, no.

But when you leave us with your children,

we'd like to know when you're going to come back.

We could've had some plans too.

Oh my goodness, did you guys have plans tonight?

No

No.

But we could have.

Well, next time we'll just call to check in.

Ain't gonna be no next time.

Because this time, I'm laying down the law.

Pops, what are you talking about?

Look here, I need you two in this house by 10:00.

Period.

[laughter]

[mocks laughs]

You can laugh all you want to.

If you two are not back in this house by 10:00,

you're gonna find your babies out here

fending for themselves.

Hey, pops, we're really sorry.

It'll never happen again. - Thank you.

Yeah.

We really apologize.

We appreciate everything that you're trying to do to help us.

And-- and we-- we won't take advantage of you.

Thank you.

And we know that you all want to go out sometime.

But we just need you to just be a little considerate.

Please.

So now, if you'll excuse us, I have come up with a nice plan

for me and your mother.

Baby, come on, let's go.

- Say night night. - Night night.

- Night night. - Get in there.

Woman, get in there.

Popcorn keeps my strength up.

[sirens]

[alarm buzzing]

[tires squeal]

[smooth jazz music]

[sighs]

What did you buy from these people?

Goodness me, my goodness.

[sighs]

She's not here, so I can throw that there.

GIRL: Oh my god!

CJ: Malik! MALIK: Dad!

CJ: Oh my god!

What are you doing?!

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

What the hell is going on?

Uh, it's not what it looks like.

It looks like you and Summer were about to have sex.

OK, then it is what it looks like.

But let me explain.

I'm so embarrassed.

You're embarrassed?

I think y'all done burnt my retinas.

I thought you were at school?

Well, I was.

And we wanted to come down here to surprise you and mama.

When people want to surprise you,

they jump from behind the couch and yell, surprise!

Surprise?

Oh!

Mr. Payne, this is my fault. I should have known better.

I appreciate that, Summer.

But Malik knows better too.

Now, Malik, this is not a sex pad

for you to come and get busy.

You know?

This is my home, where me and your mother get busy.

Ugh, there goes my appetite.

Where is mom?

She's out of town on business, thank God.

Look, don't try to change the subject.

You and I had a conversation about having sex

before marriage.

We did, but--

But you decided not to wait?

Well, Malik and I love each other.

Malik loves kickball and carrots.

Y'all are too young.

Y'all are babies.

You don't even know what real love is.

Yeah, but we know what we feel.

I know what you was about to feel before I walked

in that room is not love.

Dad, I understand that we're a lot younger than you

and I mean, we're really--

What, son?

What I mean is that we're in love,

and we just want to be able to express

those feelings with each other.

Well, if you want to express your feelings,

you go get a hotel.

Wait, wait.

Sit down.

Look, over here.

Now, I just want you two to think

about this, before you both do something that you're

both going to regret.

Oh trust me, I'm not going to regret this.

Side point.

Now, just think about it, OK?

For me and for you.

All right, dad.

We'll think about it, just for you.

Yep.

[sighs]

Thank you, Mr. Payne.

Well wait, hey!

What the hell?

Where you going?

Well, I was going upstairs to get clothes

so I could change for bed

Did y'all not hear what the hell I just said to you?

Someone-- someone come down here and wait while you get dressed.

Oh, it's not like i could do anything that quick.

You a teenager.

You could do a lot before you get to the top of the stairs.

[funk music]

Hey.

- Morning, pops. - Good morning.

Morning.

Ooh, it smells good in here.

Mhm.

[clattering]

Where's all the food?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I guess I ate it all.

I thought you ate already.

You thought?

What'd I tell you about thinking?

Goodness gracious.

[gasps]

I guess I drank last of the coffee, I'm sorry.

You kidding?

You eat up all my food and drink up all my coffee and all

you can say is you're sorry?!

Would you like me to make you some more breakfast?

Yeah!

And now you're going to threaten me?

Ella!

Ella, get in here right now!

Please, what are you yelling about?

What is it?

They done ate up all the food, and drank up all my coffee.

How did you two eat up all that food?

Well, I-- I gave some to the kids too.

Well, she offered to make him some more.

So you eat up all his food, and you threaten him?

Mhm.

What else do you want me to do?

OK, how about you do this?

How about you don't eat everything in sight

without replacing it?

Pop, I'll buy you some more bacon and eggs.

Calvin, eating up all the food is not the point.

Yes it is.

OK, it's not the point, please.

We need you two to just be a little

more considerate, period.

OK, late nights, eating all the food.

What's next?

OK, so we're still talking about the one late night.

And then you all gave us a curfew.

What's next?

You banning us from eating too?

Miranda, we do not mind helping.

But there has to be a level of respect.

Miss Ella, you're right.

Calvin, can you please go buy us some groceries?

[laughs]

[mocks laugh]

Nothing.

Get to getting.

[smooth jazz music]

[smooth jazz music]

Hey.

What's going on, kids?

You guys have been out for a while.

Did you have a nice day?

We had an incredible day.

I loved it.

Did you, Malik?

Yes, a day I will never forget.

Wow.

So what did you do?

Well, we had breakfast in Buckhead.

Nice.

And then we went downtown and hung out.

Oh, sounds good.

And we remembered the thing about no sex before marriage.

Great That's what I'm talking about.

You decided to wait. - Yep.

Until tonight.

Until tonight, yes--

whoa, until tonight?

Why tonight?

[IN UNISON] Because we got married!

What do you mean, you got married?

Well, you know, a wedding, chapel, Justice of the Peace,

rice.

Rice?

Who threw the rice?

I don't know.

Why would y'all do this?

Because we thought about what you said, and you were right.

My parents would feel much better knowing

I was sleeping with my husband.

Yeah.

10 years from now, not today.

I can't believe this.

I thought you would be proud of me.

Why would I be proud of this?

You're not ready to get married.

You haven't even finished college yet.

Hell, you haven't even picked a major.

How you gonna pick a wife?

Oh-- Mr. Payne, dad, I know it's a lot to digest.

But if you think about it, we really

have you to thank for making us see that we need

to approach this like adults.

Me to thank?

So you all just decide to go get married,

and then you're just gonna put it off on me?

And you both know that that is not what I meant.

OK, now, your mother is going to kill you.

And then she's going to kill me.

What did you expect?

I expected you two to keep dating for a few months

till you realize that you can't stand each other,

and then you'd just stop dating.

You know?

Like, normal college stuff.

I'm sorry to disappoint you.

I thought you would be happy for me.

[sighs]

Oh, son, you are my firstborn son.

I love you.

And that's why I'm being honest with you.

And Summer?

Yes, dad?

You are a sweet girl.

But this is some bull.

Dad.

Tell me about the first time you met mom.

I knew from the first moment that I met your mother, that I

would spend my life with her.

So you're the only one that gets to know that happiness?

It's a little unfair, don't you think?

Come on, Summer.

Wait, son, where you going?

Well, I got us a suite, so I can make love to my wife.

[sighs]

[laughs]

What you doing up, junior?

[laughs]

What are you doing?

[classical music plays on tv]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[sports crowd cheering on tv]

Hey!

We were watching that.

The key word is were.

Now you're not, because I'm about to watch the game.

But the show was almost over.

And your game is recorded.

My house, my rules.

What are you teaching your grandchildren?

To buy their own house, so they can do what they want.

Mr. Payne, that's not fair.

Wait, wait, what's going on in here?

Nothing.

Nothing's going on.

I'm about to watch the game.

Yes, his prerecorded game.

And we were already watching television,

and he just changed the channel.

Curtis, why would you do that, baby?

That is rude.

Oh, that's not rude, baby.

What's rude is here having these kids up at this time of night.

It's 8:30.

Well, maybe the kids should be asleep by now.

Now you're taking his side?

No, no, no, I'm not taking anyone's side.

I'm just saying, I think it is a little late for TV.

But how can you say that, and he's still

watching TV right now, and it's-- it's not even late.

OK, quiet.

I can't hear the TV.

Please.

What's going on?

Your father is being rude, and your mother thinks it's OK.

No, I--

I did not say I thought it was OK.

You just said that you thought it was OK--

No, I agreed--

I agreed that he was being rude.

But I do think it's a little late for your children

to be watching TV.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

[baby crying]

Like, what does that have to do with anything?

Look, quiet, please. ELLA: You be quiet.

I can't hear the TV.

Hey, hey, hey, you don't have to talk to my wife like that.

I wouldn't have to talk to either of you

if you had your own place.

You know what?

All of this is upsetting the kids.

I'm just going to take them to bed.

Come on, guys. Let's go.

OK, well, I'll help you. Come on, baby.

No, no, no, no, no.

Don't-- don't help me.

I can do this by myself.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Careful.

See you, buddy.

Good night.

[MOCKING] I can do this by myself.

You know-- you know what I think about this?

- I know, baby. - This is getting on my nerves.

Ooh, I'm going to go pray.

That's what I'm gonna do now.

Go get your wife.

See, now you done upset your mother.

Well what about Miranda?

She's upset too.

And?

And I think moving back in this house was a big mistake.

There you go, thinking again.

[smooth jazz music]

What's up, cuzzo?

Pops.

I had to get away for a second.

What happened now?

Pops.

He's too much.

He got mad last night because me and Miranda

stayed out longer than expected while they

were watching the kids.

Then we got home, and they tried to enforce a curfew.

Can you believe that?

His house, man.

You know, you got to abide by the rules.

So you taking his side?

No, no, I'm not taking sides.

I'm just saying, think about it.

Yeah, I'll think about it.

Where's Malik and Summer?

I thought you said they were in town.

Yeah, they-- they-- they are, uh--

they are.

What?

I've been having issues with them about having sex.

So um-- they ran off and--

and got married, so they could be together.

What?

Does Jeanine know about this?

Well, see, she's still out of town, you know?

And I don't want to upset her while she's working.

So you know, I'm going to try to finagle and fix this thing

before she gets back.

Finagle and fix it?

What can you do?

I mean, Malik is not a little boy anymore.

You've got to start letting him make his own choices.

See, his choices are going to ruin his life.

Still just like you told me, you've got to respect them,

as a young man.

Speaking of young men, I'm going to go get my grown man on.

I got to use your bathroom.

[sighs]

Oh, boy.

[annoyed grunt]

You just gonna walk in, you ain't gonna do nothing,

you ain't gonna knock or nothing.

How's it feel?

What's up?

Calvin and Miranda are getting on me and your Aunt Ella's

last nerve.

They don't abide by the rules.

Exactly.

How did you know?

I used to live there too, remember?

[sighs]

I'm sure Calvin is not doing this on purpose.

Think about it.

I'm sure Calvin feels bad that he even's got

to come to you for help anyway.

I don't mind helping him.

I just don't want him taking advantage of us.

[sighs]

Where's Malik and Eclipse?

Oh--

I thought they were here.

See, uh-- they went to the motel

to celebrate their honeymoon.

[questioning grunt]

Say what?

They're married?

Yeah.

He threw the rice?

That's what I said, who threw the rice?

They just ran off and got married, just to have sex.

What the hell is wrong with your kids?

I told them!

I told them!

I said, listen, you are not supposed to have

sex until you get married.

And I guess they took my advice.

Wow.

Does Janine know?

No.

You know she's going to kill you, right?

Yeah.

It's been ice knowing you.

Hey, pop.

I didn't know you were here.

I just walked in.

Look-- I just wanted to say--

Hey, I just wanted to say--

go ahead, go first.

Thank you.

Calvin, I love you, son.

You know that.

And I don't mind you and your family staying in my house.

I just want you to abide by the rules, man.

You just got to be a little more considerate.

You're right.

I'm sorry about last night and breakfast.

And I'll talk to Miranda, and I promise we'll do better.

So we good?

We good.

As for you, CJ--

You know, you could be becoming a grandfather,

even as we speak.

I'm glad you two think this is so funny.

What are you guys doing here?

I think Summer got food poisoning.

I think I'm going to be sick.

Oh, hey everyone.

Excuse me.

So what happened?

How was it?

Did you have fun?

Well, we ordered room service and there

was oysters on the menu, so--

Ow.

Oysters, that's no good.

So did you two--

No, we never quite made it to the bedroom.

She said that she wasn't in the mood.

Is that normal?

[IN UNISON] You have no idea.

[smooth jazz music]

Can I come in?

Sure You can come in, and you can even

have some tea if you'd like.

Miranda, I-- I do not want you to feel

like a burden in this house.

When I told you I didn't need help with the children,

I was just angry.

It's OK.

So what now?

Well, we understand that we need to respect your house

and respect your rules.

And we're definitely going to do a better job of that.

We should have called the other night.

Thank you.

We want you to be happy here.

And we just want to know that you respect us,

and that you respect what we are doing for you all.

We know and we thank you.

So Calvin and I sat down and we looked at the budget.

And We understand how much it's costing

you all for us to be here.

So we want to contribute.

Oh please, Miranda, do not have to do that.

Not at all.

I know, but we want to.

So please, take this check.

It's for our share of the groceries.

You do not have to do this.

We want to.

Calvin's working.

I'll be working soon.

So it's OK.

We want to give you this.

Well, thank you.

You're welcome.

So we're OK?

We're definitely OK.

We're better than OK.

We're great.

Yes.

Thanks.

Nah, that check ain't no good anyway.

[smooth jazz music]

[electronic music]

[snarls]

[trumpet music]

[MUSIC - "20TH CENTURY FOX FANFARE"]