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Ah.
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Ah.
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Aren't you tired yet?
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I know I am.
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Ooh, Curtis, how can
you just lay there?
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Like this.
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Curtis, I cannot believe
that your mama and your daddy
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are not home yet.
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Curtis, they said that
were just going to go out,
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grab a quick bite.
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Have you ever known that
boy to do anything quick
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when it has to do with food?
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Every since they
moved back in here,
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It's been one thing after
another, after another.
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[laughter]
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Baby, that movie
was hilarious.
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And then he look at
him and they said--
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[IN UNISON]-- not again!
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[laughter]
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[fake laughs]
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How ironic.
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[baby whines]
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Yeah, that's what
I want to know.
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You two have been to a movie?
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Yes.
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What is Christian
still doing up?
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Oh, he's playing golf.
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What do you think he's going up?
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He's keeping us up too.
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We've been trying to get
him to sleep for hours.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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I know that baby
wants that grandmama.
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You two said you were
going out for a quick bite.
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Yeah, and then we
decided to see a movie.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Did we worry you?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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But when you leave us
with your children,
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we'd like to know when
you're going to come back.
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We could've had some plans too.
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Oh my goodness, did you
guys have plans tonight?
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No
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No.
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But we could have.
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Well, next time we'll
just call to check in.
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Ain't gonna be no next time.
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Because this time, I'm
laying down the law.
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Pops, what are
you talking about?
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Look here, I need you
two in this house by 10:00.
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Period.
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[laughter]
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[mocks laughs]
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You can laugh all you want to.
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If you two are not back
in this house by 10:00,
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you're gonna find
your babies out here
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fending for themselves.
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Hey, pops, we're really sorry.
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It'll never happen again.
- Thank you.
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Yeah.
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We really apologize.
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We appreciate everything that
you're trying to do to help us.
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And-- and we-- we won't
take advantage of you.
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Thank you.
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And we know that you all
want to go out sometime.
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But we just need you to just
be a little considerate.
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Please.
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So now, if you'll excuse us, I
have come up with a nice plan
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for me and your mother.
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Baby, come on, let's go.
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- Say night night.
- Night night.
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- Night night.
- Get in there.
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Woman, get in there.
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Popcorn keeps my strength up.
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[sirens]
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[alarm buzzing]
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[tires squeal]
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[smooth jazz music]
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[sighs]
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What did you buy
from these people?
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Goodness me, my goodness.
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[sighs]
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She's not here, so I
can throw that there.
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GIRL: Oh my god!
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CJ: Malik!
MALIK: Dad!
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CJ: Oh my god!
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What are you doing?!
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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What the hell is going on?
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Uh, it's not
what it looks like.
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It looks like you and
Summer were about to have sex.
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OK, then it is
what it looks like.
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But let me explain.
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I'm so embarrassed.
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You're embarrassed?
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I think y'all done
burnt my retinas.
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I thought you were at school?
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Well, I was.
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And we wanted to come down
here to surprise you and mama.
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When people want
to surprise you,
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they jump from behind the
couch and yell, surprise!
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Surprise?
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Oh!
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Mr. Payne, this is my fault.
I should have known better.
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I appreciate that, Summer.
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But Malik knows better too.
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Now, Malik, this
is not a sex pad
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for you to come and get busy.
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You know?
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This is my home, where me
and your mother get busy.
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Ugh, there goes my appetite.
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Where is mom?
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She's out of town on
business, thank God.
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Look, don't try to
change the subject.
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You and I had a conversation
about having sex
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before marriage.
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We did, but--
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But you decided not to wait?
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Well, Malik and
I love each other.
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Malik loves
kickball and carrots.
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Y'all are too young.
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Y'all are babies.
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You don't even know
what real love is.
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Yeah, but we
know what we feel.
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I know what you was about
to feel before I walked
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in that room is not love.
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Dad, I understand that
we're a lot younger than you
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and I mean, we're really--
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What, son?
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What I mean is
that we're in love,
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and we just want to
be able to express
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those feelings with each other.
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Well, if you want to
express your feelings,
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you go get a hotel.
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Wait, wait.
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Sit down.
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Look, over here.
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Now, I just want
you two to think
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about this, before you both
do something that you're
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both going to regret.
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Oh trust me, I'm not
going to regret this.
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Side point.
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Now, just think about it, OK?
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For me and for you.
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All right, dad.
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We'll think about
it, just for you.
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Yep.
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[sighs]
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Thank you, Mr. Payne.
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Well wait, hey!
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What the hell?
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Where you going?
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Well, I was going
upstairs to get clothes
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so I could change for bed
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Did y'all not hear what
the hell I just said to you?
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Someone-- someone come down here
and wait while you get dressed.
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Oh, it's not like i could
do anything that quick.
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You a teenager.
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You could do a lot before you
get to the top of the stairs.
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[funk music]
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Hey.
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- Morning, pops.
- Good morning.
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Morning.
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Ooh, it smells good in here.
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Mhm.
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[clattering]
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Where's all the food?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I guess I ate it all.
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I thought you ate already.
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You thought?
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What'd I tell you
about thinking?
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Goodness gracious.
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[gasps]
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I guess I drank last
of the coffee, I'm sorry.
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You kidding?
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You eat up all my food and
drink up all my coffee and all
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you can say is you're sorry?!
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Would you like me to make
you some more breakfast?
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Yeah!
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And now you're going
to threaten me?
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Ella!
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Ella, get in here right now!
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Please, what are
you yelling about?
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What is it?
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They done ate up all the food,
and drank up all my coffee.
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How did you two
eat up all that food?
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Well, I-- I gave
some to the kids too.
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Well, she offered
to make him some more.
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So you eat up all his
food, and you threaten him?
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Mhm.
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What else do
you want me to do?
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OK, how about you do this?
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How about you don't
eat everything in sight
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without replacing it?
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Pop, I'll buy you some
more bacon and eggs.
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Calvin, eating up all
the food is not the point.
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Yes it is.
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OK, it's not
the point, please.
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We need you two to
just be a little
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more considerate, period.
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OK, late nights,
eating all the food.
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What's next?
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OK, so we're still talking
about the one late night.
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And then you all
gave us a curfew.
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What's next?
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You banning us from eating too?
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Miranda, we do
not mind helping.
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But there has to be
a level of respect.
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Miss Ella, you're right.
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Calvin, can you please
go buy us some groceries?
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[laughs]
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[mocks laugh]
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Nothing.
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Get to getting.
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[smooth jazz music]
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[smooth jazz music]
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Hey.
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What's going on, kids?
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You guys have been
out for a while.
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Did you have a nice day?
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We had an incredible day.
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I loved it.
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Did you, Malik?
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Yes, a day I
will never forget.
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Wow.
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So what did you do?
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Well, we had
breakfast in Buckhead.
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Nice.
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And then we went
downtown and hung out.
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Oh, sounds good.
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And we remembered the thing
about no sex before marriage.
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Great That's what
I'm talking about.
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You decided to wait.
- Yep.
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Until tonight.
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Until tonight, yes--
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whoa, until tonight?
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Why tonight?
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[IN UNISON] Because
we got married!
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What do you mean,
you got married?
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Well, you know, a wedding,
chapel, Justice of the Peace,
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rice.
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Rice?
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Who threw the rice?
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I don't know.
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Why would y'all do this?
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Because we thought about what
you said, and you were right.
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My parents would feel
much better knowing
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I was sleeping with my husband.
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Yeah.
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10 years from now, not today.
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I can't believe this.
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I thought you
would be proud of me.
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Why would I be proud of this?
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You're not ready to get married.
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You haven't even
finished college yet.
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Hell, you haven't
even picked a major.
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How you gonna pick a wife?
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Oh-- Mr. Payne, dad, I
know it's a lot to digest.
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But if you think
about it, we really
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have you to thank for
making us see that we need
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to approach this like adults.
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Me to thank?
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So you all just decide
to go get married,
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and then you're just
gonna put it off on me?
266
00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:18,551
And you both know that
that is not what I meant.
267
00:09:18,655 --> 00:09:24,172
OK, now, your mother
is going to kill you.
268
00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:26,241
And then she's going to kill me.
269
00:09:26,344 --> 00:09:27,517
What did you expect?
270
00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:30,965
I expected you two to
keep dating for a few months
271
00:09:31,068 --> 00:09:34,068
till you realize that you
can't stand each other,
272
00:09:34,172 --> 00:09:35,413
and then you'd just stop dating.
273
00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:36,275
You know?
274
00:09:36,379 --> 00:09:37,931
Like, normal college stuff.
275
00:09:38,034 --> 00:09:39,793
I'm sorry to disappoint you.
276
00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:41,862
I thought you would
be happy for me.
277
00:09:41,965 --> 00:09:42,862
[sighs]
278
00:09:42,965 --> 00:09:49,931
Oh, son, you are
my firstborn son.
279
00:09:50,034 --> 00:09:52,379
I love you.
280
00:09:52,482 --> 00:09:56,931
And that's why I'm
being honest with you.
281
00:09:57,034 --> 00:09:58,172
And Summer?
282
00:09:58,275 --> 00:09:58,965
Yes, dad?
283
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,413
You are a sweet girl.
284
00:10:06,517 --> 00:10:07,379
But this is some bull.
285
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,724
Dad.
286
00:10:09,827 --> 00:10:11,068
Tell me about the
first time you met mom.
287
00:10:19,517 --> 00:10:25,793
I knew from the first moment
that I met your mother, that I
288
00:10:25,896 --> 00:10:28,344
would spend my life with her.
289
00:10:28,448 --> 00:10:31,310
So you're the only one that
gets to know that happiness?
290
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,000
It's a little unfair,
don't you think?
291
00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:34,413
Come on, Summer.
292
00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:43,482
Wait, son, where you going?
293
00:10:43,586 --> 00:10:46,000
Well, I got us a suite, so
I can make love to my wife.
294
00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:52,931
[sighs]
295
00:10:53,034 --> 00:10:54,172
[laughs]
296
00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:55,448
What you doing up, junior?
297
00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:57,137
[laughs]
298
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:58,000
What are you doing?
299
00:10:58,103 --> 00:10:59,379
[classical music plays on tv]
300
00:10:59,482 --> 00:11:01,379
[laughs]
301
00:11:01,482 --> 00:11:03,379
[laughs]
302
00:11:03,482 --> 00:11:04,827
[sports crowd cheering on tv]
303
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,310
Hey!
304
00:11:06,413 --> 00:11:07,586
We were watching that.
305
00:11:07,689 --> 00:11:08,965
The key word is were.
306
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:12,000
Now you're not, because I'm
about to watch the game.
307
00:11:12,103 --> 00:11:13,758
But the show was almost over.
308
00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:15,379
And your game is recorded.
309
00:11:15,482 --> 00:11:16,931
My house, my rules.
310
00:11:17,034 --> 00:11:20,310
What are you teaching
your grandchildren?
311
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,310
To buy their own house, so
they can do what they want.
312
00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,206
Mr. Payne, that's not fair.
313
00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:25,655
Wait, wait, what's
going on in here?
314
00:11:25,758 --> 00:11:26,689
Nothing.
315
00:11:26,793 --> 00:11:27,551
Nothing's going on.
316
00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:28,448
I'm about to watch the game.
317
00:11:28,551 --> 00:11:29,965
Yes, his prerecorded game.
318
00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:31,862
And we were already
watching television,
319
00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:33,206
and he just changed the channel.
320
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,793
Curtis, why would
you do that, baby?
321
00:11:34,896 --> 00:11:35,586
That is rude.
322
00:11:35,689 --> 00:11:37,068
Oh, that's not rude, baby.
323
00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:38,931
What's rude is here having these
kids up at this time of night.
324
00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:40,275
It's 8:30.
325
00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:43,689
Well, maybe the kids
should be asleep by now.
326
00:11:43,793 --> 00:11:45,172
Now you're taking his side?
327
00:11:45,275 --> 00:11:47,689
No, no, no, I'm not
taking anyone's side.
328
00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:50,689
I'm just saying, I think
it is a little late for TV.
329
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,241
But how can you say
that, and he's still
330
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,827
watching TV right now, and
it's-- it's not even late.
331
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:55,620
OK, quiet.
332
00:11:55,724 --> 00:11:56,793
I can't hear the TV.
333
00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:57,586
Please.
334
00:11:57,689 --> 00:11:59,310
What's going on?
335
00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:02,103
Your father is being rude,
and your mother thinks it's OK.
336
00:12:02,206 --> 00:12:03,517
No, I--
337
00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:05,172
I did not say I
thought it was OK.
338
00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:07,068
You just said that
you thought it was OK--
339
00:12:07,172 --> 00:12:07,965
No, I agreed--
340
00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:09,655
I agreed that he was being rude.
341
00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:11,448
But I do think it's a little
late for your children
342
00:12:11,551 --> 00:12:12,379
to be watching TV.
343
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,413
That's exactly
what I'm saying.
344
00:12:13,517 --> 00:12:14,620
[baby crying]
345
00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:15,724
Like, what does that
have to do with anything?
346
00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:16,517
Look, quiet, please.
ELLA: You be quiet.
347
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,000
I can't hear the TV.
348
00:12:18,103 --> 00:12:19,896
Hey, hey, hey, you don't have
to talk to my wife like that.
349
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,344
I wouldn't have to
talk to either of you
350
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:22,206
if you had your own place.
351
00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:23,310
You know what?
352
00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:25,241
All of this is
upsetting the kids.
353
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,413
I'm just going to
take them to bed.
354
00:12:26,517 --> 00:12:28,000
Come on, guys.
Let's go.
355
00:12:28,103 --> 00:12:28,931
OK, well, I'll help you.
Come on, baby.
356
00:12:29,034 --> 00:12:29,724
No, no, no, no, no.
357
00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:30,586
Don't-- don't help me.
358
00:12:30,689 --> 00:12:31,689
I can do this by myself.
359
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:32,862
Let's go.
360
00:12:32,965 --> 00:12:33,827
Let's go.
361
00:12:33,931 --> 00:12:34,620
Careful.
362
00:12:34,724 --> 00:12:36,000
See you, buddy.
363
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,000
Good night.
364
00:12:37,103 --> 00:12:38,344
[MOCKING] I can
do this by myself.
365
00:12:38,448 --> 00:12:39,827
You know-- you know
what I think about this?
366
00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:41,862
- I know, baby.
- This is getting on my nerves.
367
00:12:41,965 --> 00:12:43,103
Ooh, I'm going to go pray.
368
00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:44,206
That's what I'm gonna do now.
369
00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:46,103
Go get your wife.
370
00:12:46,206 --> 00:12:48,172
See, now you done
upset your mother.
371
00:12:48,275 --> 00:12:49,413
Well what about Miranda?
372
00:12:49,517 --> 00:12:50,206
She's upset too.
373
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,620
And?
374
00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:54,068
And I think moving back in
this house was a big mistake.
375
00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:55,068
There you go, thinking again.
376
00:12:58,551 --> 00:13:00,103
[smooth jazz music]
377
00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:03,551
What's up, cuzzo?
378
00:13:03,655 --> 00:13:04,482
Pops.
379
00:13:04,586 --> 00:13:06,206
I had to get away for a second.
380
00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:08,137
What happened now?
381
00:13:08,241 --> 00:13:09,275
Pops.
382
00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:10,448
He's too much.
383
00:13:10,551 --> 00:13:12,206
He got mad last night
because me and Miranda
384
00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:13,620
stayed out longer than
expected while they
385
00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:14,965
were watching the kids.
386
00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:17,862
Then we got home, and they
tried to enforce a curfew.
387
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,862
Can you believe that?
388
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:20,965
His house, man.
389
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,103
You know, you got to
abide by the rules.
390
00:13:23,206 --> 00:13:24,034
So you taking his side?
391
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,137
No, no, I'm not taking sides.
392
00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:28,137
I'm just saying, think about it.
393
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,793
Yeah, I'll think about it.
394
00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:31,827
Where's Malik and Summer?
395
00:13:31,931 --> 00:13:33,103
I thought you said
they were in town.
396
00:13:33,206 --> 00:13:36,931
Yeah, they--
they-- they are, uh--
397
00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:38,103
they are.
398
00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:40,551
What?
399
00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:44,896
I've been having issues
with them about having sex.
400
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,103
So um-- they ran off and--
401
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:50,310
and got married, so
they could be together.
402
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,241
What?
403
00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:54,862
Does Jeanine know about this?
404
00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:57,758
Well, see, she's still
out of town, you know?
405
00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,862
And I don't want to upset
her while she's working.
406
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,482
So you know, I'm going to try
to finagle and fix this thing
407
00:14:02,586 --> 00:14:03,724
before she gets back.
408
00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:05,068
Finagle and fix it?
409
00:14:05,172 --> 00:14:07,275
What can you do?
410
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,965
I mean, Malik is not
a little boy anymore.
411
00:14:10,068 --> 00:14:11,724
You've got to start letting
him make his own choices.
412
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:15,620
See, his choices are
going to ruin his life.
413
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:18,655
Still just like you told me,
you've got to respect them,
414
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,586
as a young man.
415
00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,620
Speaking of young men, I'm
going to go get my grown man on.
416
00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:25,379
I got to use your bathroom.
417
00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:26,344
[sighs]
418
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,344
Oh, boy.
419
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:31,551
[annoyed grunt]
420
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:35,000
You just gonna walk in,
you ain't gonna do nothing,
421
00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:36,379
you ain't gonna
knock or nothing.
422
00:14:36,482 --> 00:14:37,206
How's it feel?
423
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,586
What's up?
424
00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:41,517
Calvin and Miranda are getting
on me and your Aunt Ella's
425
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:42,482
last nerve.
426
00:14:42,586 --> 00:14:44,344
They don't abide by the rules.
427
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,551
Exactly.
428
00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:47,965
How did you know?
429
00:14:48,068 --> 00:14:49,586
I used to live
there too, remember?
430
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:50,793
[sighs]
431
00:14:50,896 --> 00:14:53,137
I'm sure Calvin is not
doing this on purpose.
432
00:14:53,241 --> 00:14:54,310
Think about it.
433
00:14:54,413 --> 00:14:56,000
I'm sure Calvin feels
bad that he even's got
434
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,000
to come to you for help anyway.
435
00:14:58,103 --> 00:15:00,172
I don't mind helping him.
436
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:03,551
I just don't want him
taking advantage of us.
437
00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:05,000
[sighs]
438
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:09,793
Where's Malik and Eclipse?
439
00:15:09,896 --> 00:15:10,586
Oh--
440
00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:12,413
I thought they were here.
441
00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:16,241
See, uh-- they
went to the motel
442
00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:20,068
to celebrate their honeymoon.
443
00:15:20,172 --> 00:15:22,000
[questioning grunt]
444
00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:24,275
Say what?
445
00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:26,275
They're married?
446
00:15:26,379 --> 00:15:27,103
Yeah.
447
00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:28,206
He threw the rice?
448
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:31,965
That's what I said,
who threw the rice?
449
00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:37,241
They just ran off and got
married, just to have sex.
450
00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:38,793
What the hell is
wrong with your kids?
451
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:39,586
I told them!
452
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,931
I told them!
453
00:15:41,034 --> 00:15:44,517
I said, listen, you are
not supposed to have
454
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:48,896
sex until you get married.
455
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,517
And I guess they took my advice.
456
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:52,344
Wow.
457
00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:54,206
Does Janine know?
458
00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:55,000
No.
459
00:15:58,551 --> 00:15:59,827
You know she's going
to kill you, right?
460
00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:00,827
Yeah.
461
00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:02,689
It's been ice knowing you.
462
00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:04,068
Hey, pop.
463
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,379
I didn't know you were here.
464
00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:06,310
I just walked in.
465
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:07,344
Look-- I just wanted to say--
466
00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:08,793
Hey, I just wanted to say--
467
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:12,586
go ahead, go first.
468
00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:15,482
Thank you.
469
00:16:15,586 --> 00:16:17,586
Calvin, I love you, son.
470
00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:19,172
You know that.
471
00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:22,724
And I don't mind you and your
family staying in my house.
472
00:16:22,827 --> 00:16:24,793
I just want you to
abide by the rules, man.
473
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:28,103
You just got to be a
little more considerate.
474
00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:29,206
You're right.
475
00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:31,793
I'm sorry about last
night and breakfast.
476
00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:36,413
And I'll talk to Miranda, and
I promise we'll do better.
477
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,034
So we good?
478
00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:38,827
We good.
479
00:16:43,275 --> 00:16:45,724
As for you, CJ--
480
00:16:45,827 --> 00:16:47,344
You know, you could be
becoming a grandfather,
481
00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:49,517
even as we speak.
482
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,068
I'm glad you two
think this is so funny.
483
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,000
What are you guys doing here?
484
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,068
I think Summer
got food poisoning.
485
00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:02,068
I think I'm going to be sick.
486
00:17:02,172 --> 00:17:05,448
Oh, hey everyone.
487
00:17:05,551 --> 00:17:06,310
Excuse me.
488
00:17:12,172 --> 00:17:16,034
So what happened?
489
00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:16,827
How was it?
490
00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:18,344
Did you have fun?
491
00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:20,827
Well, we ordered
room service and there
492
00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:23,068
was oysters on the menu, so--
493
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:23,965
Ow.
494
00:17:24,068 --> 00:17:26,344
Oysters, that's no good.
495
00:17:26,448 --> 00:17:28,448
So did you two--
496
00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,413
No, we never quite
made it to the bedroom.
497
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,827
She said that she
wasn't in the mood.
498
00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:34,379
Is that normal?
499
00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:38,137
[IN UNISON] You have no idea.
500
00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:41,586
[smooth jazz music]
501
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:44,172
Can I come in?
502
00:17:44,275 --> 00:17:47,241
Sure You can come
in, and you can even
503
00:17:47,344 --> 00:17:48,413
have some tea if you'd like.
504
00:17:52,241 --> 00:17:55,000
Miranda, I-- I do
not want you to feel
505
00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:57,551
like a burden in this house.
506
00:17:57,655 --> 00:17:59,379
When I told you I didn't
need help with the children,
507
00:17:59,482 --> 00:18:00,275
I was just angry.
508
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,310
It's OK.
509
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,206
So what now?
510
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:08,689
Well, we understand that
we need to respect your house
511
00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:10,068
and respect your rules.
512
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,068
And we're definitely going
to do a better job of that.
513
00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:13,551
We should have called
the other night.
514
00:18:13,655 --> 00:18:15,310
Thank you.
515
00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:17,482
We want you to be happy here.
516
00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:20,517
And we just want to know
that you respect us,
517
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:23,103
and that you respect what
we are doing for you all.
518
00:18:23,206 --> 00:18:25,862
We know and we thank you.
519
00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:28,827
So Calvin and I sat down
and we looked at the budget.
520
00:18:28,931 --> 00:18:31,103
And We understand
how much it's costing
521
00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:32,724
you all for us to be here.
522
00:18:32,827 --> 00:18:34,137
So we want to contribute.
523
00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:36,655
Oh please, Miranda,
do not have to do that.
524
00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:37,482
Not at all.
525
00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:39,206
I know, but we want to.
526
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,379
So please, take this check.
527
00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:42,586
It's for our share
of the groceries.
528
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,103
You do not have to do this.
529
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:44,896
We want to.
530
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:45,793
Calvin's working.
531
00:18:45,896 --> 00:18:47,275
I'll be working soon.
532
00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:49,689
So it's OK.
533
00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:52,344
We want to give you this.
534
00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:54,137
Well, thank you.
535
00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:56,310
You're welcome.
536
00:18:56,413 --> 00:18:58,448
So we're OK?
537
00:18:58,551 --> 00:18:59,827
We're definitely OK.
538
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:00,758
We're better than OK.
539
00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:01,931
We're great.
540
00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:02,862
Yes.
541
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:05,137
Thanks.
542
00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:07,241
Nah, that check
ain't no good anyway.
543
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:11,862
[smooth jazz music]
544
00:19:28,448 --> 00:19:30,413
[electronic music]
545
00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:35,241
[snarls]
546
00:19:35,344 --> 00:19:36,448
[trumpet music]
547
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:39,551
[MUSIC - "20TH
CENTURY FOX FANFARE"]
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