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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,034 --> 00:00:06,931 Oh, cool. 2 00:00:07,034 --> 00:00:09,448 Ella! 3 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:10,793 Baby! ELLA PAYNE: Curtis, what? 4 00:00:10,896 --> 00:00:11,896 Come here. Hurry up. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,137 Come here! I want to show you something. 6 00:00:13,241 --> 00:00:14,241 Curtis, is everything OK? 7 00:00:14,344 --> 00:00:15,034 Yeah, baby. 8 00:00:15,137 --> 00:00:16,413 Come here. 9 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,620 Baby, what is it? 10 00:00:17,724 --> 00:00:19,000 Baby, you going to miss the wrestling match? 11 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:22,758 Curtis, that's my plan-- to miss it. 12 00:00:22,862 --> 00:00:25,000 What do you have against wrestling? 13 00:00:25,103 --> 00:00:28,275 Aside from the fact that it's too violent and fake, Curtis-- 14 00:00:28,379 --> 00:00:29,103 Yeah. 15 00:00:29,206 --> 00:00:29,896 Aside from that. 16 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,344 I don't get it. 17 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:35,379 I don't get that and I don't understand why you like it. 18 00:00:35,482 --> 00:00:37,068 Baby, it's family fun. 19 00:00:37,172 --> 00:00:38,344 What are you talking about? 20 00:00:38,448 --> 00:00:39,689 It is not. 21 00:00:39,793 --> 00:00:41,517 You need to sit and enjoy, for a minute-- 22 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:42,689 Not for this family. 23 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:43,965 You know how much I love wrestling, Ella. 24 00:00:44,068 --> 00:00:45,310 Don't do that. 25 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:46,448 You know I used to go to wrestling 26 00:00:46,551 --> 00:00:47,827 matches all the time, when I was little. 27 00:00:47,931 --> 00:00:49,310 Oh, you're not allowed-- 28 00:00:49,413 --> 00:00:52,551 I was going to be a wrestler, if it weren't for my allergies. 29 00:00:52,655 --> 00:00:53,724 What are you allergic to? 30 00:00:53,827 --> 00:00:54,517 Pain. 31 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:57,275 And spandex. 32 00:00:57,379 --> 00:00:59,517 Curtis, listen, you enjoy that, OK? 33 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:00,344 Oh. 34 00:01:00,448 --> 00:01:01,827 Where are you going? 35 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:06,206 To see if I can get the last three minutes of my life back. 36 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:07,689 Hey, baby, you know what? 37 00:01:07,793 --> 00:01:10,241 That ain't right because I'm always watching stuff with you 38 00:01:10,344 --> 00:01:12,172 that I don't want to watch. 39 00:01:12,275 --> 00:01:13,310 Like what, Curtis? You do? 40 00:01:13,413 --> 00:01:14,137 Like what? 41 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,000 All the time. 42 00:01:15,103 --> 00:01:16,482 Like what? 43 00:01:16,586 --> 00:01:17,482 Well, I don't know what. 44 00:01:17,586 --> 00:01:19,068 I'm usually asleep. 45 00:01:19,172 --> 00:01:19,896 Exactly. 46 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,344 But I'm there for you, Ella. 47 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:22,862 And I'm there for you. 48 00:01:22,965 --> 00:01:24,241 I just don't want to watch that, Curtis. 49 00:01:24,344 --> 00:01:25,034 Look at it. 50 00:01:25,137 --> 00:01:25,827 I mean, it's ridiculous. 51 00:01:25,931 --> 00:01:26,655 No, it's not, baby. 52 00:01:26,758 --> 00:01:27,482 Hello! 53 00:01:27,586 --> 00:01:29,965 Thank God you are here. 54 00:01:30,068 --> 00:01:33,655 Rescue me, rescue me, baby. 55 00:01:33,758 --> 00:01:35,793 Can you believe that Curtis is wanting 56 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:40,655 me to just watch something as barbaric as wrestling? 57 00:01:40,758 --> 00:01:41,551 Oh, it's on already? 58 00:01:41,655 --> 00:01:42,344 Yes! 59 00:01:42,448 --> 00:01:43,620 Oh, man! 60 00:01:43,724 --> 00:01:45,620 Is it Sea Monster? 61 00:01:45,724 --> 00:01:46,620 Yes! 62 00:01:46,724 --> 00:01:47,655 [IN UNISON] Blah! 63 00:01:47,758 --> 00:01:49,620 Oh, please, please, please, please-- 64 00:01:49,724 --> 00:01:53,379 please, tell me-- please, tell me that you do not like this. 65 00:01:53,482 --> 00:01:55,793 I am Sea Monster's biggest fan. 66 00:01:55,896 --> 00:01:57,586 You know, normally, I would believe that, 67 00:01:57,689 --> 00:01:59,655 except I'm his biggest fan. 68 00:01:59,758 --> 00:02:00,896 Oh, for real? 69 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:01,827 Yes. 70 00:02:01,931 --> 00:02:03,241 Well, do you have a picture of Sea 71 00:02:03,344 --> 00:02:05,344 Monster on your bedroom wall? 72 00:02:05,448 --> 00:02:07,379 Please, I would never. 73 00:02:07,482 --> 00:02:08,896 That's so tacky. 74 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,965 I keep it in my sock drawer-- 75 00:02:11,068 --> 00:02:12,413 right, baby? Ella! 76 00:02:12,517 --> 00:02:13,620 You better tell here. - Yeah! 77 00:02:13,724 --> 00:02:14,862 You better tell her where I keep it. 78 00:02:14,965 --> 00:02:16,206 Yeah, you do. 79 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:19,448 You keep it right in there, next to your common sense. 80 00:02:19,551 --> 00:02:21,172 Wrong! 81 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:24,827 I keep that in the medicine cabinet, next to the deodorant. 82 00:02:24,931 --> 00:02:27,068 Would you do me a favor? 83 00:02:27,172 --> 00:02:29,275 Please, baby, just use one of them today. 84 00:02:32,689 --> 00:02:34,862 I vote for deodorant. 85 00:02:34,965 --> 00:02:37,758 [theme music] 86 00:02:44,103 --> 00:02:44,758 You crazy. 87 00:02:44,862 --> 00:02:45,724 I turned around. 88 00:02:45,827 --> 00:02:47,344 And the next thing I knew, she went 89 00:02:47,448 --> 00:02:49,068 an put on her own handcuffs. - What? 90 00:02:49,172 --> 00:02:50,310 Hey, that's the last time I pick 91 00:02:50,413 --> 00:02:51,551 up a girl at a nursing home. 92 00:02:51,655 --> 00:02:52,931 What? 93 00:02:53,034 --> 00:02:55,241 Man, she works there. 94 00:02:55,344 --> 00:02:56,068 Shh! 95 00:02:56,172 --> 00:02:56,862 Shh! 96 00:02:56,965 --> 00:02:58,344 Please, guys! 97 00:02:58,448 --> 00:02:59,827 Quiet! 98 00:02:59,931 --> 00:03:01,034 Babe, don't you have an office? 99 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:01,896 Yes. 100 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,758 I will send you the application. 101 00:03:03,862 --> 00:03:04,551 You, too. 102 00:03:04,655 --> 00:03:06,482 Thank you. 103 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:09,241 All right. 104 00:03:09,344 --> 00:03:10,551 I know, boss. 105 00:03:10,655 --> 00:03:12,068 Obviously not. 106 00:03:12,172 --> 00:03:14,068 You two have more energy than my two year old. 107 00:03:14,172 --> 00:03:15,793 It's been two weeks and neither of you 108 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,586 are showing any signs of slowing down. 109 00:03:17,689 --> 00:03:19,137 You know, hanging out with my old college 110 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,793 boy got me feeling young! 111 00:03:21,896 --> 00:03:23,068 And I feel and look younger than you. 112 00:03:23,172 --> 00:03:24,206 OK. 113 00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:24,965 Now wait-- I don't know about all of that. 114 00:03:25,068 --> 00:03:26,275 Yeah. You know what? 115 00:03:26,379 --> 00:03:28,137 You drive a Porsche and that makes you look desperate. 116 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:29,517 You want one, don't you? 117 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:31,379 Hell yeah! 118 00:03:31,482 --> 00:03:32,517 I'll hook you up. 119 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:34,068 I mean, that's one of the perks in, uh-- 120 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,172 owning a dealership. 121 00:03:35,275 --> 00:03:36,413 - Are you serious? - Are you for real? 122 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:37,241 Oh my god! 123 00:03:37,344 --> 00:03:38,310 That would be great! 124 00:03:38,413 --> 00:03:39,965 What are you so excited about? 125 00:03:40,068 --> 00:03:42,241 I cannot not pick up chicks with you in the whip. 126 00:03:42,344 --> 00:03:43,896 Where are your chicks going to sit with all them 127 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:44,758 car seats in there, papa? 128 00:03:44,862 --> 00:03:45,827 Oh! 129 00:03:45,931 --> 00:03:47,310 The car seats don't go in the Porsche. 130 00:03:47,413 --> 00:03:48,379 Oh, they will be in the Porsche. 131 00:03:48,482 --> 00:03:49,517 Trust. Trust. 132 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:50,931 The car seats go in the truck. 133 00:03:51,034 --> 00:03:53,275 Speaking of which, let me go and get the kids from school. 134 00:03:53,379 --> 00:03:54,344 Good seeing you again, Craig. 135 00:03:54,448 --> 00:03:55,448 You, too, Janine. 136 00:03:55,551 --> 00:03:58,517 CJ, if the sun beats you home, stay out. 137 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:01,586 With one of my chicks? 138 00:04:01,689 --> 00:04:02,965 You really want this kind of trouble? 139 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:04,344 I was-- I was kidding. 140 00:04:04,448 --> 00:04:05,275 I was kidding. 141 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,862 I wasn't. 142 00:04:06,965 --> 00:04:08,172 I was kidding. 143 00:04:08,275 --> 00:04:11,206 Well, I wasn't kidding about getting you into a car. 144 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:14,551 Man, you know I can't afford that thing. 145 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:17,896 Look, man, you'd be doing us a favor. 146 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,275 Just think, if people see the fire commissioner 147 00:04:21,379 --> 00:04:23,344 rolling around in one of our cars, 148 00:04:23,448 --> 00:04:25,517 we'll snap a few publicity shots-- 149 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:27,827 it's instant advertising. 150 00:04:27,931 --> 00:04:29,827 I would look good in that. 151 00:04:29,931 --> 00:04:31,413 All I have to do is draw up the papers 152 00:04:31,517 --> 00:04:32,172 and it could be yours. 153 00:04:36,965 --> 00:04:38,482 Why don't you go ahead and take it for a few days. 154 00:04:38,586 --> 00:04:39,379 No, do it. 155 00:04:39,482 --> 00:04:40,586 See if you like it. 156 00:04:40,689 --> 00:04:41,793 You serious? 157 00:04:41,896 --> 00:04:43,758 As a five alarm fire. 158 00:04:43,862 --> 00:04:44,551 Nice! 159 00:04:44,655 --> 00:04:45,344 Thanks, man. 160 00:04:48,103 --> 00:04:50,310 What's the catch? 161 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:51,724 You send all the sexy women who 162 00:04:51,827 --> 00:04:54,896 slip your their numbers my way. 163 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 I'll do that anyway. 164 00:04:56,103 --> 00:04:59,793 Hell, if I didn't, Janine would kill me. 165 00:04:59,896 --> 00:05:01,655 So we got a deal? 166 00:05:01,758 --> 00:05:03,724 I'll try it out. 167 00:05:03,827 --> 00:05:04,517 My man! 168 00:05:08,034 --> 00:05:09,862 It's full! 169 00:05:09,965 --> 00:05:11,310 Shh! 170 00:05:11,413 --> 00:05:12,310 Shh! 171 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:13,724 Shush it up! 172 00:05:13,827 --> 00:05:19,172 Rule number two-- don't scare the fish. 173 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:20,000 Now come on. 174 00:05:20,103 --> 00:05:20,793 Get this. 175 00:05:20,896 --> 00:05:21,620 So wait, uh-- 176 00:05:21,724 --> 00:05:22,413 Mr. Payne? 177 00:05:22,517 --> 00:05:23,241 Mm? 178 00:05:23,344 --> 00:05:26,689 What's rule number one? 179 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,517 Bring the beer. 180 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:32,103 Lots of beer. 181 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:33,310 Right here. 182 00:05:33,413 --> 00:05:34,413 Now this is yours. 183 00:05:34,517 --> 00:05:36,655 It's not yours. 184 00:05:36,758 --> 00:05:40,137 Be careful with it, OK? 185 00:05:40,241 --> 00:05:41,137 Gently. 186 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:42,275 Gently. 187 00:05:42,379 --> 00:05:43,241 [pole falling] You! 188 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:44,241 You! I'm sorry! 189 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,206 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 190 00:05:45,310 --> 00:05:46,000 I'm sorry! 191 00:05:46,103 --> 00:05:47,517 I wasn't ready. 192 00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:48,655 OK. Come on. 193 00:05:48,758 --> 00:05:50,068 Now we got to find a good spot. 194 00:05:50,172 --> 00:05:52,724 First thing you do is find a good spot so you can cast-- 195 00:05:52,827 --> 00:05:53,965 cast your line. - OK. 196 00:05:54,068 --> 00:05:55,344 You should find the perfect spot. 197 00:05:55,448 --> 00:05:56,793 Here we go. 198 00:05:56,896 --> 00:05:57,586 Oh. 199 00:06:01,206 --> 00:06:02,275 No, no, no. Hold on! 200 00:06:02,379 --> 00:06:03,068 Hold on! 201 00:06:03,172 --> 00:06:04,517 I'm sorry. 202 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:05,551 No, no, no. 203 00:06:05,655 --> 00:06:06,482 OK, OK, OK. 204 00:06:06,586 --> 00:06:07,551 OK. 205 00:06:07,655 --> 00:06:09,034 Will you sit the hell down, baby bear? 206 00:06:09,137 --> 00:06:11,620 You can't be scaring the fish. 207 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,241 OK. 208 00:06:14,344 --> 00:06:16,172 Let me show you how to cast your line out. 209 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:18,517 We got a good spot. 210 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:20,517 And now just hit it-- 211 00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:21,413 bam! 212 00:06:21,517 --> 00:06:22,241 There it is. Look at that. 213 00:06:22,344 --> 00:06:24,344 Look that! Oh, that's good! 214 00:06:24,448 --> 00:06:25,896 That's a good first try! MIRANDA PAYNE: I did it! 215 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:26,931 CURTIS PAYNE: You're a natural. 216 00:06:27,034 --> 00:06:27,931 MIRANDA PAYNE: I am? 217 00:06:28,034 --> 00:06:28,931 CURTIS PAYNE: Yeah. 218 00:06:29,034 --> 00:06:31,724 Sure, you're way better than Ella. 219 00:06:31,827 --> 00:06:32,931 ELLA PAYNE: Better at what than Ella? 220 00:06:33,034 --> 00:06:34,655 CURTIS PAYNE: What you say, baby? 221 00:06:34,758 --> 00:06:35,896 ELLA PAYNE: Better at what than Ella? 222 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,448 CURTIS PAYNE: No, I said, ever since I met you, 223 00:06:37,551 --> 00:06:38,896 I'm a much better fella. 224 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,344 ELLA PAYNE: You such a liar, Curtis. 225 00:06:40,448 --> 00:06:41,448 CURTIS PAYNE: No, I'm not. 226 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:42,965 I'm a much better fella since I met Ella. 227 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:44,620 MIRANDA PAYNE: Hey, Miss Ella, you look so pretty. 228 00:06:44,724 --> 00:06:45,965 Where are you going? ELLA PAYNE: Thank you. 229 00:06:46,068 --> 00:06:49,793 We are going to the museum to see the Picasso exhibit. 230 00:06:49,896 --> 00:06:51,000 Yes. 231 00:06:51,103 --> 00:06:52,827 CURTIS PAYNE: Well, you two have a good time. 232 00:06:52,931 --> 00:06:56,379 MIRANDA PAYNE: I think she means you two-- you and her. 233 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:57,241 CURTIS PAYNE: No. 234 00:06:57,344 --> 00:06:58,206 She can't possibly mean that. 235 00:06:58,310 --> 00:06:59,758 ELLA PAYNE: Yes, I do, Curtis. 236 00:06:59,862 --> 00:07:01,275 Curtis, yes, I do! 237 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,068 CURTIS PAYNE: What? 238 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,310 ELLA PAYNE: Remember? 239 00:07:03,413 --> 00:07:05,655 Baby, you said, whatever I want to do this weekend, 240 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:06,931 you would come with me. 241 00:07:07,034 --> 00:07:08,172 CURTIS PAYNE: No. 242 00:07:08,275 --> 00:07:11,586 Baby, I said, whatever you want to do in the house, 243 00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:13,241 concerning beer and the TV. 244 00:07:13,344 --> 00:07:15,310 ELLA PAYNE: Curtis, will you please stop being silly. 245 00:07:15,413 --> 00:07:16,482 Come on now. Hurry, baby. 246 00:07:16,586 --> 00:07:17,793 CURTIS PAYNE: We're fishing. 247 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,034 MIRANDA PAYNE: Well, you know, we can 248 00:07:19,137 --> 00:07:20,310 always do this another time. It's-- 249 00:07:20,413 --> 00:07:21,620 CURTIS PAYNE: Will you shut up, please? 250 00:07:21,724 --> 00:07:23,034 MIRANDA PAYNE: I mean-- and Miss Ella's all dressed. 251 00:07:23,137 --> 00:07:24,241 CURTIS PAYNE: And you still talking. 252 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:25,793 You still talking. 253 00:07:25,896 --> 00:07:27,241 ELLA PAYNE: It's OK. 254 00:07:27,344 --> 00:07:30,931 If you think that you'll have more fun doing that, then-- 255 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,068 CURTIS PAYNE: Oh, thanks, baby. 256 00:07:32,172 --> 00:07:33,793 Because this is way more fun than whatever 257 00:07:33,896 --> 00:07:35,103 I'd have to do with you. 258 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:36,413 OK. 259 00:07:36,517 --> 00:07:38,275 I'm going to get my fly reel, so then you can learn 260 00:07:38,379 --> 00:07:40,620 how to catch with a fly rode. 261 00:07:40,724 --> 00:07:43,034 MIRANDA PAYNE: OK. 262 00:07:43,137 --> 00:07:44,068 Miss Ella? 263 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,344 Are you sure that you're OK with this? 264 00:07:45,448 --> 00:07:46,620 Because I just wanted to learn how to fish, 265 00:07:46,724 --> 00:07:47,896 so I could go with Calvin and the boys. 266 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,793 ELLA PAYNE: You two go on. 267 00:07:48,896 --> 00:07:51,379 Just go on and have fun fishing. 268 00:07:51,482 --> 00:07:52,724 MIRANDA PAYNE: Thanks. 269 00:07:52,827 --> 00:07:53,586 Oh! 270 00:07:53,689 --> 00:07:54,413 CURTIS PAYNE: Oh! 271 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:55,551 Look what I found! 272 00:07:55,655 --> 00:07:56,379 Look what I found! 273 00:07:56,482 --> 00:07:58,000 This is my lucky hat! 274 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,310 MIRANDA PAYNE: Oh! 275 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:00,620 This is so much fun! 276 00:08:00,724 --> 00:08:02,103 CURTIS PAYNE: This is the first hat-- 277 00:08:02,206 --> 00:08:04,344 I found this hat in the first, big fish I caught! 278 00:08:04,448 --> 00:08:05,310 MIRANDA PAYNE: In it? 279 00:08:05,413 --> 00:08:06,241 CURTIS PAYNE: In the stomach. 280 00:08:06,344 --> 00:08:08,172 MIRANDA PAYNE: Ew! 281 00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:10,172 CURTIS PAYNE: You know I was just joking. 282 00:08:10,275 --> 00:08:12,379 [laughing] 283 00:08:14,068 --> 00:08:14,758 CJ PAYNE: Man, Craig! 284 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,758 That car is crazy! 285 00:08:16,862 --> 00:08:17,965 That is crazy! 286 00:08:18,068 --> 00:08:18,793 Wow! 287 00:08:18,896 --> 00:08:20,137 CRAIG: I'm glad you like it! 288 00:08:20,241 --> 00:08:21,793 JANINE PAYNE: I can't believe how fast it is! 289 00:08:21,896 --> 00:08:24,655 CJ PAYNE: It goes from 0 to what the hell! 290 00:08:24,758 --> 00:08:27,000 Baby! 291 00:08:27,103 --> 00:08:27,965 Janine-- 292 00:08:28,068 --> 00:08:28,965 JANINE PAYNE: What? 293 00:08:29,068 --> 00:08:30,034 CJ PAYNE: You need to fix your hair? 294 00:08:30,137 --> 00:08:30,896 JANINE PAYNE: My hair? 295 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,206 What ha-- 296 00:08:32,310 --> 00:08:33,896 CRAIG: You see what you two have been missing? 297 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,241 Look, this is how people of your stature are supposed to live. 298 00:08:36,344 --> 00:08:38,724 JANINE PAYNE: I've always, always wanted a Porsche. 299 00:08:38,827 --> 00:08:40,034 [shrieking] 300 00:08:40,137 --> 00:08:41,275 CRAIG: Look, you two are going to look great driving 301 00:08:41,379 --> 00:08:42,551 that car down Peachtree. 302 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:44,275 CJ PAYNE: Man, I can't believe you are doing this! 303 00:08:44,379 --> 00:08:45,517 CRAIG: Hey, hey, hey, hey. 304 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:46,689 You're not the only one to benefit. 305 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,034 It's a tax write off for me. 306 00:08:48,137 --> 00:08:51,379 Look, besides, dealerships donate cars all the time. 307 00:08:51,482 --> 00:08:52,620 If you're tired of that one, bring 308 00:08:52,724 --> 00:08:53,862 it back and get another one? 309 00:08:53,965 --> 00:08:55,034 JANINE PAYNE: Are you sure? 310 00:08:55,137 --> 00:08:56,103 CRAIG: Of course. 311 00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:58,896 Look, it's the cost of doing business. 312 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,275 You like it, don't you? 313 00:09:01,379 --> 00:09:03,137 CJ PAYNE: We-- well-- you know-- you know-- 314 00:09:03,241 --> 00:09:04,413 CRAIG: Look, look, look-- why don't 315 00:09:04,517 --> 00:09:07,068 you and Janine take the car for another spin, just 316 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,517 the two of you? 317 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:12,344 And I'll see you when you get back. 318 00:09:12,448 --> 00:09:13,517 CJ PAYNE: Janine, you got shotgun! 319 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:14,758 JANINE PAYNE: Oh, man! CJ PAYNE: Put this on! 320 00:09:14,862 --> 00:09:15,586 JANINE PAYNE: Why can't-- 321 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,241 CJ PAYNE: It fits your head. 322 00:09:17,344 --> 00:09:18,724 JANINE PAYNE: Not funny. 323 00:09:18,827 --> 00:09:21,689 CRAIG: Bye, guys. 324 00:09:21,793 --> 00:09:24,172 Oh, those two are crazy. 325 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:27,103 [cell ringing] 326 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:30,275 What's up, Manny? 327 00:09:30,379 --> 00:09:32,517 Oh, don't worry about the code violations. 328 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:36,241 We'll have the club up and running by tomorrow. 329 00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:37,551 Yes, I'm sure. 330 00:09:37,655 --> 00:09:40,896 I go-- guess what I bought today. 331 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 The fire commissioner. 332 00:09:45,827 --> 00:09:48,758 Everything is going to work out just fine. 333 00:09:48,862 --> 00:09:49,793 ELLA PAYNE: What are you doing? 334 00:09:49,896 --> 00:09:50,896 What are you doing? 335 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,689 CURTIS PAYNE: Looking for a screwdriver. 336 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:53,758 What does it look like I'm doing? 337 00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:55,034 I'm getting some sample. 338 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:56,896 ELLA PAYNE: Curtis, dinner will be ready soon, baby. 339 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,275 CURTIS PAYNE: Baby, you always say that. 340 00:09:59,379 --> 00:10:01,103 You say that, and then an hour goes by, 341 00:10:01,206 --> 00:10:03,379 and I got to sneak food behind your back. 342 00:10:03,482 --> 00:10:04,724 ELLA PAYNE: Curtis, baby-- baby. 343 00:10:04,827 --> 00:10:05,586 Baby, please. 344 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:06,896 OK. I'll tell you what-- 345 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:07,827 I'll tell you what-- 346 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:09,206 let's play cards while we wait. 347 00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:10,965 CURTIS PAYNE: You don't even like playing cards with me. 348 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:12,206 ELLA PAYNE: That's because you cheat. 349 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,517 I do like playing cards, but you cheat, baby. 350 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:15,689 Just don't cheat. 351 00:10:15,793 --> 00:10:17,517 Just-- let me season this dish, baby, 352 00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:20,172 and then-- and then I'll come in and play with you for a second, 353 00:10:20,275 --> 00:10:20,965 OK? 354 00:10:21,068 --> 00:10:22,379 CURTIS PAYNE: OK. 355 00:10:22,482 --> 00:10:23,827 I'll play, but I can't promise you I'm not going to cheat. 356 00:10:26,655 --> 00:10:28,034 ELLA PAYNE: I know you're going to cheat. 357 00:10:28,137 --> 00:10:28,827 CURTIS PAYNE: OK. 358 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:32,931 ELLA PAYNE: OK. 359 00:10:33,034 --> 00:10:34,206 MIRANDA PAYNE: You don't want none of this. 360 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:35,724 CURTIS PAYNE: Woman, I am one of the best card 361 00:10:35,827 --> 00:10:37,000 sharks this side of Atlanta. 362 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,965 ELLA PAYNE: Curtis? 363 00:10:39,068 --> 00:10:40,689 Curtis, what are you doing it? 364 00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:42,586 CURTIS PAYNE: I can't use that. 365 00:10:42,689 --> 00:10:44,172 Baby, really? 366 00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:45,586 We're about to play cards. 367 00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:47,206 ELLA PAYNE: Curtis, I thought we were going to play cards. 368 00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:48,655 MIRANDA PAYNE: Oh, Miss Ella, I'll get up, if you want play. 369 00:10:48,758 --> 00:10:49,655 You can play. - Uh, uh. 370 00:10:49,758 --> 00:10:50,413 What you doing? No. 371 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,172 What? You scared? 372 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,689 You sit right there. 373 00:10:52,793 --> 00:10:55,344 And you going to back up all that trash talk you been doing. 374 00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:56,689 MIRANDA PAYNE: Oh. 375 00:10:56,793 --> 00:10:57,965 So you really want to get embarrassed in your own house 376 00:10:58,068 --> 00:10:59,379 tonight, right? 377 00:10:59,482 --> 00:11:01,275 CURTIS PAYNE: Hey, baby, bring us beer, would you, please? 378 00:11:01,379 --> 00:11:02,310 MIRANDA PAYNE: Mm hm. Oh, oh! 379 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:03,448 That sounds good. Can I have one, too? 380 00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:04,137 CURTIS PAYNE: Yeah. 381 00:11:04,241 --> 00:11:05,000 That's two of them. 382 00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:05,793 Just bring us two of them, baby. 383 00:11:05,896 --> 00:11:06,862 Come on! It's your go. 384 00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:08,103 What you waiting on? MIRANDA PAYNE: Eh! 385 00:11:08,206 --> 00:11:09,068 CURTIS PAYNE: You didn't pull! MIRANDA PAYNE: Eh! 386 00:11:09,172 --> 00:11:09,862 CURTIS PAYNE: What are you doing? 387 00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:10,551 MIRANDA PAYNE: I did pull! 388 00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:13,793 See, you know what? 389 00:11:13,896 --> 00:11:14,827 Hey. 390 00:11:14,931 --> 00:11:16,896 So-- so remember when you said I could 391 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,482 talk to you about anything, whenever, 392 00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:19,896 no matter what it was? 393 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:20,862 - I do. - Yeah. 394 00:11:20,965 --> 00:11:21,655 Unless-- 395 00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:23,000 Unless there's a game on. 396 00:11:23,103 --> 00:11:25,068 And then myself or one of the twins has to be on fire. 397 00:11:25,172 --> 00:11:25,965 That's my girl. 398 00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:27,344 What's up? 399 00:11:27,448 --> 00:11:28,896 I don't know how to say this, but-- 400 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:29,827 remember-- OK. 401 00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:31,241 I-- look-- - Say it! 402 00:11:31,344 --> 00:11:32,137 OK. 403 00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:33,379 Craig's trying to set you up. 404 00:11:33,482 --> 00:11:34,827 What are you talking about? 405 00:11:34,931 --> 00:11:36,655 I overheard him talking to one of his partners on the phone, 406 00:11:36,758 --> 00:11:38,275 saying he's got you bought, OK? 407 00:11:38,379 --> 00:11:39,689 He said there wasn't going to be a problem 408 00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:41,172 with any of the codes, or violations, 409 00:11:41,275 --> 00:11:43,896 or something like that. 410 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,310 - Maybe you misunderstood. - No. 411 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,241 No, no, no. 412 00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:47,379 I know what I heard? OK, baby? 413 00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:48,724 He's up to no good. You got to believe me. 414 00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:49,517 Listen. Listen. 415 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:52,241 Listen, listen, listen. 416 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:53,689 Craig is a good dude. 417 00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:54,620 Baby-- 418 00:11:54,724 --> 00:11:55,758 I've known his brother so long. 419 00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:56,551 I know. 420 00:11:56,655 --> 00:11:57,448 [knocking] 421 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,137 He would not-- that's my boy. 422 00:11:59,241 --> 00:12:00,413 I know he wouldn't do that. 423 00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:01,241 Come on! 424 00:12:01,344 --> 00:12:02,413 CJ, please, listen to me. 425 00:12:02,517 --> 00:12:04,413 I'm telling you. 426 00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:06,965 What's up, man? 427 00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:07,758 Hey! 428 00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:08,793 What's that? 429 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,000 Executive Suite ticket to the game. 430 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,758 Exec-- Executive Suite! 431 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:15,896 Man-- man, where did you get these? 432 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,137 Man, a customer gave them to me. 433 00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:18,206 Get out of here! 434 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:19,551 The first person I thought of was you. 435 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:20,517 You game? 436 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:21,344 Yeah, man! 437 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:22,275 Let me get my-- 438 00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:23,413 CJ, I really think you should-- 439 00:12:23,517 --> 00:12:24,310 Oh! 440 00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:25,931 And Janine-- I almost forgot. 441 00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:28,827 I know you two probably haven't had a night out in a while, 442 00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:33,965 so these are for next weekend. 443 00:12:34,068 --> 00:12:34,827 Mary J. Blige? 444 00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:36,137 Mary J. Blige! 445 00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:39,758 Front row seat, backstage passes, and valet parking. 446 00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:41,103 You know, I was going to take my girl, 447 00:12:41,206 --> 00:12:43,551 but she found out I had another girl, so she tripping. 448 00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:44,379 Listen, I don't think-- 449 00:12:44,482 --> 00:12:45,241 Hey, hey, hey. 450 00:12:45,344 --> 00:12:48,206 Don't worry about it. 451 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,620 Baby? 452 00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:51,103 Huh? 453 00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:52,793 You got a little-- 454 00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:53,862 I do? 455 00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:55,482 What? 456 00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:58,620 You got a little egg on your face. 457 00:12:58,724 --> 00:12:59,620 CJ, I'm serious. 458 00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:00,689 You need to watch out for him. 459 00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:01,482 Come on! 460 00:13:01,586 --> 00:13:02,344 Baby, please, listen! 461 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,172 Come on, baby! 462 00:13:03,275 --> 00:13:04,379 You ready, man? 463 00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:05,482 Hey, let's go, man! Let's go and do this, man! 464 00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:06,896 - Let's make it happen, boy! - Let's go. 465 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,103 Hey, look, I need to talk to you about something on the way 466 00:13:08,206 --> 00:13:09,206 down there. - OK. 467 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,068 OK. - Cool. 468 00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:11,068 That's what I'm talking about! 469 00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:12,655 Baby! 470 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,758 Listen, we have enough problems up in this piece. 471 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,482 You need to come home with some tickets for a brother 472 00:13:16,586 --> 00:13:17,310 some time. 473 00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:19,689 [inaudible] 474 00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:21,103 Would you listen to me! 475 00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:23,551 I know you can't use that. 476 00:13:23,655 --> 00:13:25,689 Now-- 477 00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,275 Oh! 478 00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:28,827 Gin, baby! 479 00:13:28,931 --> 00:13:29,689 What you holding there? 480 00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:30,517 I won! 481 00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:31,448 You were cheating. 482 00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:32,724 What you holding there-- 483 00:13:32,827 --> 00:13:34,068 that's so wrong. 484 00:13:34,172 --> 00:13:35,103 Good, good, good. 485 00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:38,000 Well, Miranda, I am going to the mall 486 00:13:38,103 --> 00:13:40,586 to do some shopping for the boys, would you like to come? 487 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,172 Yes, but can we go to Lenox? 488 00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:42,965 Yes. 489 00:13:43,068 --> 00:13:44,310 Oh, good! 490 00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:46,172 Because Sea Monster is signing his new book today there, 491 00:13:46,275 --> 00:13:51,068 "BFF: Bruised Feet and Fingers." 492 00:13:51,172 --> 00:13:53,413 [IN UNISON] Is that today? 493 00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:56,172 Then let's go! 494 00:13:56,275 --> 00:13:57,310 Curtis, no. 495 00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:58,137 Curtis! 496 00:13:58,241 --> 00:13:59,275 Curtis, you hate the mall. 497 00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:00,965 Not when Sea Monster's there. 498 00:14:01,068 --> 00:14:02,344 Bleh! 499 00:14:02,448 --> 00:14:05,586 Curtis, honestly-- honestly, baby, I just wanted Miranda 500 00:14:05,689 --> 00:14:07,862 and I to go to the mall. 501 00:14:07,965 --> 00:14:09,034 You don't even like wrestling. 502 00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:10,620 Curtis, right, I don't like wrestling, baby. 503 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,000 I just want to spend some time with Miranda. 504 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,827 You know, just Miranda and me doing women things, 505 00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:17,724 talking about women things. 506 00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:18,517 Oh. 507 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:19,758 Woman talk. What? 508 00:14:19,862 --> 00:14:20,689 You pregnant? 509 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:21,517 No. 510 00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:22,310 Are you? 511 00:14:22,413 --> 00:14:24,344 No. 512 00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:27,724 What-- what can't you talk about that I can't hear? 513 00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:30,448 Miranda, you been tearing that [inaudible] with somebody else? 514 00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:31,275 No! 515 00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:32,034 You have, too! 516 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:33,586 Curtis! 517 00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:35,068 OK, baby. 518 00:14:35,172 --> 00:14:39,206 You know how you hang with Floyd and you don't want me around? 519 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:40,413 All the time. 520 00:14:40,517 --> 00:14:43,344 Well, I'd like to hang out with Miranda and-- 521 00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:45,137 You don't want Floyd around? 522 00:14:45,241 --> 00:14:46,275 We don't want you around. 523 00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:47,896 Ouch! 524 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,724 I would like to spend some time with you. 525 00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:51,413 Really? 526 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:52,827 I'd like that. 527 00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:53,965 Yes! 528 00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:55,482 So I guess y'all are just going to leave 529 00:14:55,586 --> 00:14:56,724 me here by myself then. 530 00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:58,344 Oh, Curtis, now don't do that, baby. 531 00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:00,517 I would love to spend some more time with you, 532 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:03,172 but I don't want to go looking at no Sea Urchin. 533 00:15:03,275 --> 00:15:05,206 Just Stuff the blasphemy! 534 00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:06,793 It's Sea Monster. 535 00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,689 Bleh! 536 00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:11,586 Miranda, baby, just bring me back a picture, OK? 537 00:15:11,689 --> 00:15:12,620 Take a picture with him. 538 00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:13,724 Make sure he grinning, so I can see 539 00:15:13,827 --> 00:15:15,103 the front grill because I love to see all 540 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,068 the teeth he got knocked out. 541 00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:16,862 Me, too. 542 00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:17,862 I love that! 543 00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:19,068 Oh my goodness! 544 00:15:19,172 --> 00:15:20,172 CURTIS PAYNE: Isn't it the best! 545 00:15:20,275 --> 00:15:20,965 Bleh! 546 00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,896 And do that-- bleh! 547 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,413 He'll be like this, bleh! 548 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:25,655 Well, wait, watch this. 549 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,517 Miranda, I'd like for you to do something for me. 550 00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:28,551 Oh, what's that? 551 00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:32,000 Well, if it's not-- 552 00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:34,068 if it's not too uncomfortable, I'd 553 00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:35,689 like for you to call me mom. 554 00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:36,758 - Really? - Yes. 555 00:15:36,862 --> 00:15:37,551 OK. 556 00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:38,482 How about you, Mr. Payne? 557 00:15:38,586 --> 00:15:39,310 No. 558 00:15:39,413 --> 00:15:41,793 I already called her mama. 559 00:15:41,896 --> 00:15:43,034 Ew. 560 00:15:43,137 --> 00:15:44,379 Tell her why I call you that. MIRANDA PAYNE: Ew! 561 00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:45,827 ELLA PAYNE: Curtis! - Tell her why I call-- 562 00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:46,620 No! 563 00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:51,172 Man, best ending of a game ever! 564 00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:52,206 Man, I know. 565 00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:55,034 Look, my man got crossed over so bad-- 566 00:15:55,137 --> 00:15:58,275 look, left his ankles at half court. 567 00:15:58,379 --> 00:15:59,310 Hey, hey, you want a beer? 568 00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:00,241 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take one. 569 00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:01,586 All right. 570 00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:02,482 Look, look-- but the drinks are going to be on me, 571 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,724 once my new spot opens? 572 00:16:03,827 --> 00:16:04,965 Now tell me about that again, man. 573 00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:06,862 You want me to be a-- a partner? 574 00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,344 Where-- where's this place at? 575 00:16:08,448 --> 00:16:09,724 Oh, look, man, it's in midtown, 576 00:16:09,827 --> 00:16:11,689 near the Theatre District. 577 00:16:11,793 --> 00:16:14,379 Oh, you mean that old bank? 578 00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:15,551 That's the one. 579 00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:17,068 Man, we closed that place down a month ago 580 00:16:17,172 --> 00:16:18,379 for fire violations. 581 00:16:18,482 --> 00:16:19,551 I know. 582 00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:20,724 And that's where you come in. 583 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,965 Oh. 584 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:30,724 So you want me to make that problem go away? 585 00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:31,827 Smart man. 586 00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:33,551 Look, you going to be a great partner-- 587 00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:35,689 and a rich one! 588 00:16:35,793 --> 00:16:37,034 I can't do that, man. 589 00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:37,862 I would lose my job. 590 00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:42,344 Come on, CJ I could lose this deal. 591 00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:44,034 Look, man, we supposed to be boys. 592 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,000 Is that what all this was about? 593 00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:48,758 I mean, the tickets, the dinner, the cars. 594 00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:50,689 Oh, look, I've looked out for you in hopes 595 00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:53,000 that you would look out for me. 596 00:16:53,103 --> 00:16:54,413 Oh, man. 597 00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:55,896 I thought you changed, man. 598 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,758 Wait, wait. 599 00:16:56,862 --> 00:16:58,482 Hey, hold up, man. 600 00:16:58,586 --> 00:16:59,655 Hey, what's that supposed to mean? 601 00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:01,620 That means you always got some kind of hustle. 602 00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:05,310 You trying to cut corners and it always blows up in your face. 603 00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:06,620 Man, I can't be a part of this. 604 00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:07,551 Hey, look, look, look-- 605 00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:09,551 CJ, man, you got to help me, man. 606 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,068 Look, the only thing I bring to the table 607 00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:13,137 is the fact that I know you and your connections. 608 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,758 If I don't deliver, then I'm out. 609 00:17:14,862 --> 00:17:16,862 Man, look, you and your partners, y'all need 610 00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:18,551 to do business the right way. 611 00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:20,034 Oh, so accepting my gifts-- huh? 612 00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:21,448 That's doing things the right way? 613 00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:22,793 What's that supposed to mean? 614 00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:24,965 When people find out that you've been taking kickbacks, 615 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:28,068 it might not look so good. 616 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:28,931 You know what? 617 00:17:32,241 --> 00:17:33,448 It's about time for you to go. 618 00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:36,068 This conversation is over. 619 00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:37,758 You know what? 620 00:17:37,862 --> 00:17:39,172 Cool. 621 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,620 You ain't worth all this anyway. 622 00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:41,724 What was that? 623 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,620 I'll get this done with or without you. 624 00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:45,206 Thanks for nothing. 625 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:48,310 And one more thing, Craig-- 626 00:17:48,413 --> 00:17:49,206 Yeah. 627 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,482 See, I knew it. 628 00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:52,931 I knew it. 629 00:17:53,034 --> 00:17:53,724 What you need? 630 00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:57,137 Lose my number. 631 00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:10,931 I heard. 632 00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:14,551 Sorry, baby. 633 00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:19,689 I'm sorry. 634 00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:20,482 You were right. 635 00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:23,448 You're my man. 636 00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:25,655 I got to look out for you. 637 00:18:25,758 --> 00:18:28,241 That's why I love you. 638 00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:30,172 Prove it. 639 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,241 Prove it? 640 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,275 Prove it. 641 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,620 You want me to prove that I love you? 642 00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:34,413 Come on, baby. 643 00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:35,517 Bam! 644 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:36,758 Oh, you sure you want to play that card? 645 00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:37,517 Yup. 646 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:38,482 Then I'm out. 647 00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:39,275 What? 648 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:40,103 Game over! 649 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,310 I'm out, baby! 650 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,793 You broke! 651 00:18:43,896 --> 00:18:44,965 Damn, Miranda! 652 00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:47,000 She beat you like you stole something. 653 00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:48,206 Come on! I'm getting in on this. 654 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:49,482 Come on! 655 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:50,655 Oh, no, no, no. Me it's best three out of five. 656 00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,068 Come on. Let's go, Miss Ella. 657 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:52,862 No three out of five! 658 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:53,655 Come on! 659 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,758 What am I supposed to do? 660 00:18:54,862 --> 00:18:55,931 Oh, Curtis, please. 661 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,275 Just make some lemonade or something, baby. 662 00:18:57,379 --> 00:18:58,586 Oh! 663 00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:00,241 And this time, do not put so much sugar in it, baby. 664 00:19:00,344 --> 00:19:02,827 That last batch kind of gave me sugar diabetes. 665 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:07,448 Come on, little lady. 666 00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:08,241 Come on, Miss Ella! 667 00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:09,034 Wait a minute! 668 00:19:09,137 --> 00:19:13,137 Wait, wait, wait. 43973

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