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Baby, I thought you said
you were gonna do the dishes.
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I am.
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OK, listen.
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If you do the dishes,
then I'll do the floors.
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I'll do the floors.
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You said you were
gonna do that yesterday.
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And now I'm saying it today.
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I'll do it.
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I don't know what the rush.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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And that's the problem, baby.
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Maybe you need to go somewhere.
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Come on.
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Hey, how about we go see one
of those movies you like.
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You know, the ones
where everything blows
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up before the opening credits?
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Let me think about it.
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Baby, why don't we go take
a stroll through the mall?
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And suffer in pain while we
look at stuff we can't afford?
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No, thank you.
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We could always
go to the park.
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You know, the kids love that.
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And then you could push
Calvin Jr. on the swing.
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No.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm not feeling that right now.
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Baby, I am trying to get
you up and out of this house
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and off of the couch.
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I've been out of the house.
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Going to the car to get
your earbuds does not count.
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The doctor said that you
are free to go back to work.
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Yeah, well, I'm not
feeling that right now.
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Well, maybe if you
went, you would be.
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We'll see.
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Calvin, come on.
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We'll see!
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OK, so baby, you want
some tacos for lunch?
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Yeah, that sounds good.
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Doesn't it?
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Well, how about this?
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When you go out to get
them, give me some too.
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And while you're at it, get
yourself a big old bag of "get
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yo ass up off the couch."
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[theme music]
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Baby, come look at this.
Come look at this.
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Come here.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
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What is it?
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What is it?
- Look right there.
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Look right there.
- What is it, baby?
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That's my squash.
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Curtis, that is a worm.
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Ain't no worm.
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Hey.
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Hello, Curtis.
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It must be worm season.
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You know what?
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You're looking at
the new Floyd, baby.
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No, I'm not.
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I mean, you should have
been able to tell by my man
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glow and everything, brother.
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I have found the one.
- Again?
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Please.
- Curtis, don't do that.
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Don't do that.
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All right, Floyd.
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Tell us about this new lady.
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Regina, Regina, Regina.
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Regina?
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Oh yeah.
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I mean, she is the perfect one.
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Oh my goodness, Floyd.
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You say that all the time.
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Hell, you said that
about Claretha.
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I know, and I went
to counseling for that.
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But you know what?
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Regina is fun.
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I mean, she likes
sports, horror movies.
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Hey, and can fix anything.
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Uh-oh.
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You know what that means, baby.
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What, baby?
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That means she
looks like she's
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been hit in the face with a
big bag of buffalo knuckle.
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Blam!
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Wrong, wrong.
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This woman is fine.
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You understand me?
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And a hell of a kisser.
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And those lips, just as
soft as cotton candy.
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And that--
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That's enough, that's
enough, that's enough.
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No, seriously, she likes me.
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She really does.
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As a matter of fact, I'm gonna
bring her over here later
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for y'all to meet her, OK?
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No, the hell you ain't.
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Hey, look here, look
here, look here.
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I don't want you
getting played, son?
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OK?
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Them gold-diggers
are vicious, man.
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All they want is your
honey and your money.
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Makes sense.
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Curtis, what do you know
about what a gold-digger wants?
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Right.
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[interposing voices]
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Oh, you get baptized one time!
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You know what I mean?
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She didn't even keep no
prawns to prance around her.
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She's a brass-digger.
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I ain't got no gold.
- That was close.
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I ain't got no gold.
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Yeah, I know, 'cause
you used to have
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a gold tooth before you met us.
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Well, yeah, that's
where it went.
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[knocking on door]
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Coming.
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CJ, I'm so glad
that you're here.
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Yeah, yeah, I got your
text saying it was urgent.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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I couldn't talk.
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It's Calvin.
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I don't know what I'm
gonna do with him.
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He's still down?
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Yes, he is
completely unmotivated.
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He sits here on the
couch all day long.
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The doctor said he
could go back to work,
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but he's not doing anything.
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OK, OK, I'll talk to him.
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Thank you.
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All right.
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Hey, Cal.
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Come on, man.
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Don't sleep the whole day away.
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CALVIN: What?
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Get up!
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How you doing, CJ?
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No, how you doing?
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I'm all right.
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Yeah?
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I mean, from
looking at my watch,
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it looks like the day
started eight hours ago.
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How come you're not dressed?
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No need to.
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Seriously, are you OK?
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Yeah.
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I mean, why does everybody
keep asking me that.
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Miranda's worried
about you, man.
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She says you're just laying
around the house all day.
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I'm relaxing.
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Relax after work.
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What?
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Come on, man.
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Don't you want to
get back to work?
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You know, you want to get to
work, take care of your family.
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Of course I do,
but I don't know.
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I'm tired, man.
My legs--
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Hey, listen, man.
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I know things are tight,
so I've actually decided
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to advance you a week's salary.
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Oh, CJ, I don't
know what to say.
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Look, I'll-- I'll pay you back.
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I know you will.
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This is not a gift.
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This is a loan.
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Thanks, cuz.
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OK.
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Hey, listen, man, I'm
gonna be out in the field
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practically all day tomorrow.
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I can start by and pick you up,
and we can ride in together.
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Nah, man.
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Nah, I'll be there.
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- You're sure?
- Yeah.
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All right.
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Hey, CJ, thanks for the gift.
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[doorbell rings]
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Hey, baby.
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ELLA: Curtis.
- Ella, come here, baby.
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Yes, baby.
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Oh good, since you out
here, get the door, baby.
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Probably Floyd and his floozy.
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Hello.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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Come in, please.
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Have a seat.
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Hello.
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Look, we can't stay long, but,
Ella, Curtis, this is Regina,
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my chocolate angel.
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I'm the devil in disguise.
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Well, I'm pleased to meet you.
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And I like your place.
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It's cozy.
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Thank you.
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Oh, that is a lovely scarf.
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Thanks, I love scarves.
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I believe they cloak a
woman in a cloud of mystery.
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Anyway, Floyd bought this one.
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Well, listen, can I get
you guys some refreshments?
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No, but you can direct
them to your restroom.
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It's right back here, down
this corridor, to your left.
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Thank you.
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All right, baby.
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Don't stay too long.
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I'll be right back, boo-boo.
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Hope everything
come out all right.
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Beer goes right through her.
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Nice, ain't she?
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I like her.
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Well, I'll tell
you what, anybody
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that enjoys a cold
brewski can't be all bad.
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She look familiar, though.
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Baby, she look familiar to you?
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Curtis, no, she just
looks like a woman
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who needs to use the restroom.
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So where did you guys meet?
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She's a massage therapist.
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I was having these
problems with my back,
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and she worked out a
miracle with those hands.
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And we've been
inseparable ever since.
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Hey, I'm surprised she
didn't get carpal tunnel,
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rubbing on your ashes.
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Hey, look, she enjoys
working out on me, all right?
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And she is sweeter
than pecan pie.
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Oh, well, that is very nice.
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She seems very nice.
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Very nice.
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Floyd, baby, we
gotta get going.
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You right, baby.
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You right.
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Hey, Regina.
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Curtis.
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Look it, I can't let this go.
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This thing is bothering Me.
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So have you ever been to
Revolutionary Episcopal Baptist
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Church Built on a Solid Rock?
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No.
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And neither have you.
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OK, It was nice meeting you.
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Oh, Curtis, I did notice
a slow drip on the faucet,
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so I tightened it up.
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I hope you don't mind.
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Oh, OK.
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With what?
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Bruh, she got
some strong hands.
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Told you boy, this
is a bad lady.
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Well, you all will have to
promise to come to my place
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sometime.
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And we will surely do that.
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Please.
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Please.
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Double date.
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Thank you for coming by.
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- You got it.
- Come on, baby.
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You're more than welcome
to come back anytime.
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Love to.
Bye-bye.
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Curtis.
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CURTIS: I knew it!
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Where are you?
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That's so rude.
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Why did you run out?
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I knew it!
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You knew it what?
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Baby, the toilet seat was up.
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Well, did you put it down?
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I didn't leave it up.
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I told you she looked familiar.
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Now I remember.
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Regina used to be a firefighter.
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00:09:19,551 --> 00:09:23,275
What does that have to do
with the toilet seat being up.
268
00:09:23,379 --> 00:09:24,206
Come on, baby.
269
00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:25,000
Stay with me.
270
00:09:25,103 --> 00:09:25,793
Stop that.
271
00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:27,034
Stay with me, baby.
272
00:09:27,137 --> 00:09:28,620
Stop tapping my temple.
273
00:09:28,724 --> 00:09:34,000
Baby, she left the toilet
seat up because Regina is a man!
274
00:09:36,862 --> 00:09:38,724
You cannot--
that was not a man.
275
00:09:38,827 --> 00:09:39,586
Was that a man?
276
00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:47,655
So how has Calvin been
adjusting to being home?
277
00:09:47,758 --> 00:09:50,379
Well, it's definitely
been an adjustment period.
278
00:09:50,482 --> 00:09:52,620
You know, it's taken a little
motivation to get him back up
279
00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:54,172
and working.
- Well, these things take time.
280
00:09:54,275 --> 00:09:55,448
At least he's gone back to work.
281
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,241
That's a good start.
282
00:09:57,344 --> 00:09:59,793
I cannot wait till
everything gets back to normal.
283
00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:01,931
Yeah, you two have
been through a lot.
284
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:04,000
You don't even know the half.
285
00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:04,862
OK, wait a minute.
286
00:10:04,965 --> 00:10:06,310
Wait, wait, wait.
287
00:10:06,413 --> 00:10:08,517
What's been going on?
288
00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:09,931
Well, I have tried
everything-- the good,
289
00:10:10,034 --> 00:10:11,241
the bad, the ugly wife.
290
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,034
I just don't think Calvin
understands how hard
291
00:10:13,137 --> 00:10:14,413
this is on me and the kids.
292
00:10:14,517 --> 00:10:15,965
Well, you know, sometimes
when you're caught
293
00:10:16,068 --> 00:10:17,793
up in your own pain, it's
hard to see anyone else's.
294
00:10:17,896 --> 00:10:18,758
Yeah.
295
00:10:18,862 --> 00:10:19,862
You know I know
a bit about that.
296
00:10:19,965 --> 00:10:20,931
Yes?
297
00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:22,000
- You're definitely right.
- Thank you.
298
00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:23,310
- Calvin got up this morning.
- Uh-huh.
299
00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:24,137
He showered.
300
00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:25,241
He put some clothes on.
301
00:10:25,344 --> 00:10:26,551
He even put on some cologne.
302
00:10:26,655 --> 00:10:27,620
Smell good?
303
00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:30,310
I so happy that
CJ came by the house
304
00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:32,068
and got him motivated
to go back to work.
305
00:10:32,172 --> 00:10:33,206
See?
306
00:10:33,310 --> 00:10:34,620
He just needed to feel
like he had purpose.
307
00:10:34,724 --> 00:10:36,793
Oh, speaking of which, I need
to make some dinner tonight.
308
00:10:36,896 --> 00:10:38,827
Oh, you making
something special?
309
00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:40,137
Yeah, you know I
told Calvin I was
310
00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:41,827
gonna do a little something
something special for him
311
00:10:41,931 --> 00:10:43,000
tonight.
312
00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:43,758
Wait, please, the man
just started working.
313
00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:44,896
Please don't hurt him.
314
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:45,689
Just little bit?
315
00:10:45,793 --> 00:10:46,551
OK, a bit.
316
00:10:46,655 --> 00:10:48,103
OK, OK, OK.
317
00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:50,620
It's gonna be me, a
teddy, and some tequila!
318
00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:53,551
That's a lot!
319
00:10:53,655 --> 00:10:54,413
Hey, baby.
320
00:10:54,517 --> 00:10:56,379
Hey, baby.
321
00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:57,931
Where's Calvin?
322
00:10:58,034 --> 00:10:59,379
He's not at work?
323
00:10:59,482 --> 00:11:01,379
Calvin didn't show
up for work today.
324
00:11:01,482 --> 00:11:02,724
What?
325
00:11:02,827 --> 00:11:04,379
What do you mean,
he's not at work?
326
00:11:04,482 --> 00:11:05,172
I hope he's OK.
327
00:11:14,482 --> 00:11:17,655
No, no, no, no, no.
328
00:11:17,758 --> 00:11:19,000
Don't want it.
329
00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:20,034
What's that, junk mail?
330
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:22,206
No, bills.
331
00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:23,344
You know what?
332
00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:25,241
I-- I cannot believe
that he is over here.
333
00:11:25,344 --> 00:11:26,482
How could he
play me like that?
334
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,068
- What is wrong with you?
- What's going on?
335
00:11:28,172 --> 00:11:28,862
Are you serious?
336
00:11:28,965 --> 00:11:29,793
You owe me an explanation.
337
00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:30,655
Why you show up at work?
338
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:31,896
Y'all need to calm down.
339
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,586
Don't you tell me to
calm down right here.
340
00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:34,862
This ain't about
nobody calming down.
341
00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:36,034
We cannot all talk at once.
342
00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:39,344
OK, can someone please
tell me what's going on?
343
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,655
That's what I'm
trying to figure out.
344
00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:41,965
Calvin didn't show
up for work today.
345
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,034
I didn't think that was today.
346
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,344
You know I told you today!
347
00:11:45,448 --> 00:11:46,793
I show up to work, and what?
348
00:11:46,896 --> 00:11:48,137
No Calvin.
349
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,689
You got up this morning!
350
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,344
You got dressed,
and then you left!
351
00:11:51,448 --> 00:11:52,724
So?
352
00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:54,000
Yesterday you was complaining
about me laying around.
353
00:11:54,103 --> 00:11:55,448
OK, so where have
you been all this time?
354
00:11:55,551 --> 00:11:58,137
I came here to lay around.
355
00:11:58,241 --> 00:12:00,551
OK, all right, and time out.
356
00:12:00,655 --> 00:12:02,689
I think everybody
is overreacting.
357
00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:03,482
No, Aunt Ella.
358
00:12:03,586 --> 00:12:04,896
He blew me off.
359
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:05,931
CJ.
360
00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:08,586
CJ, it's just a big
misunderstanding.
361
00:12:08,689 --> 00:12:10,551
OK, listen, baby, maybe he
thought you meant tomorrow.
362
00:12:10,655 --> 00:12:11,655
No, I don't believe that.
363
00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:13,344
I told him today.
364
00:12:13,448 --> 00:12:14,724
He knows it was today.
365
00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:15,724
CJ, come on, man.
366
00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,241
I would never diss
you like that.
367
00:12:17,344 --> 00:12:18,482
I'm sorry.
368
00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:19,965
Look, I'm gonna
need you to report
369
00:12:20,068 --> 00:12:23,275
to work first thing in the
morning, tomorrow morning.
370
00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:26,344
And if you pull another stunt,
don't bother showing up.
371
00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:27,413
OK, OK, I'll be there.
372
00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:28,206
I'm serious.
373
00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:29,344
CJ.
374
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,655
Look, Aunt Ella, I
know what he said to me.
375
00:12:31,758 --> 00:12:32,931
I don't know what he told you.
376
00:12:33,034 --> 00:12:33,724
He's lying.
377
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,827
Come on.
378
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,620
Curtis Payne, this
had better be good.
379
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:47,448
I know that.
380
00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:48,241
It is good.
381
00:12:48,344 --> 00:12:49,586
What?
382
00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:51,137
You remember when I told
you Regina looked familiar?
383
00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:51,931
OK.
384
00:12:52,034 --> 00:12:53,448
Now I remember why.
385
00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:54,448
Why?
386
00:12:54,551 --> 00:12:57,172
'Cause Regina
was a firefighter.
387
00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:58,620
And?
388
00:12:58,724 --> 00:13:01,000
Floyd, her name was Reggie!
389
00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:08,482
Reggie-nuh is a man!
390
00:13:08,586 --> 00:13:10,965
[laughter]
391
00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:12,241
You is crazy, boy.
392
00:13:12,344 --> 00:13:13,482
Now, come on, man.
393
00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:14,862
I thought you were serious.
- Man, I am serious.
394
00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:15,896
Come on.
395
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,344
Put it all together, Floyd.
- What?
396
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:19,103
She running around
here fixing the faucets.
397
00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:20,586
She got strong hands.
398
00:13:20,689 --> 00:13:21,517
She got strong hands, Floyd.
399
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:22,931
Well, yeah?
400
00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:25,689
And she always got that
scarf on, hiding the apple,
401
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:26,758
hiding the apple.
402
00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:29,034
Bruh, I need more
proof than that now.
403
00:13:29,137 --> 00:13:30,310
Come on.
404
00:13:30,413 --> 00:13:32,206
OK, when she get here,
we're gonna do the man test.
405
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:33,068
- Man test.
- There it is.
406
00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:33,862
There it is.
407
00:13:33,965 --> 00:13:35,344
We do the man test.
408
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:40,310
Now, we can do it as soon as you
tell me, what's the man test.
409
00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:41,517
The man test.
410
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:44,241
We look and see if she
does anything like a man.
411
00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:45,275
OK, fine.
412
00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:46,310
- Fine?
- Man test.
413
00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:47,103
There it is.
414
00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:50,103
OK.
415
00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:51,620
ELLA: Behave, Curtis.
416
00:13:51,724 --> 00:13:53,931
You behave yourself!
417
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:54,724
Here he comes.
418
00:13:54,827 --> 00:13:55,517
Yeah.
419
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,137
[doorbell rings]
420
00:13:57,241 --> 00:14:00,137
Here we go, here we go.
421
00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:01,896
Hi, Curtis.
422
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,310
Hey, Reggie-nuh.
423
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:07,793
Hey, baby.
424
00:14:07,896 --> 00:14:09,379
I just got your message
to meet you here.
425
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:14,862
I was on the phone, changing
my electrolysis appointment.
426
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:15,655
Bzz, bzz.
427
00:14:15,758 --> 00:14:16,793
You know, I am so hungry.
428
00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,793
When we leave here,
can we grab a bite?
429
00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:21,689
I don't even care what it is, as
long as it's soaked in ketchup.
430
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:22,724
She said it.
431
00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:24,344
She said "ketchup."
432
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:25,172
Yes.
433
00:14:25,275 --> 00:14:26,586
- You heard that.
- I did.
434
00:14:26,689 --> 00:14:28,000
Well, you know what
that means, Floyd.
435
00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:31,103
Yeah, but I want
you to explain it.
436
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:32,793
Well, you see, we
got this crazy game
437
00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:34,241
we play here in the house.
438
00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:35,620
Whenever somebody
say "ketchup--"
439
00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:36,758
Ketchup.
440
00:14:36,862 --> 00:14:38,586
Then the other person
calls an activity.
441
00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:40,068
Activity.
442
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,793
And then the other person that
said "ketchup" gotta catch up.
443
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:44,586
There is is.
444
00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:45,827
OK, I love games.
445
00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:50,137
OK, so the game
today is push-ups.
446
00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:51,379
Push-ups.
447
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:52,482
And you get to go first.
448
00:14:52,586 --> 00:14:53,862
Oh, all right.
OK.
449
00:14:53,965 --> 00:14:54,655
Come on.
450
00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:56,172
They hard now.
451
00:14:56,275 --> 00:15:00,137
Show us what you
got, bruh-- baby.
452
00:15:00,241 --> 00:15:01,965
Oh.
453
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,379
Come on, Curtis.
You can't do that.
454
00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:04,620
OK, wait a minute.
I gotta catch my breath.
455
00:15:04,724 --> 00:15:05,965
I'm tired.
456
00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:07,862
You did that real quick, boy.
457
00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:08,724
You did that--
458
00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:09,620
All right, your turn.
459
00:15:09,724 --> 00:15:10,655
OK, let me get down and do it.
460
00:15:10,758 --> 00:15:12,172
Oh, charlie horse!
461
00:15:12,275 --> 00:15:13,172
Charlie horse!
462
00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:14,241
I can rub that out for you.
463
00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:16,724
Don't you put
your hands on it.
464
00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:17,517
Charlie horse!
465
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:19,172
You won.
466
00:15:19,275 --> 00:15:20,862
oh, man, I give.
467
00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:21,896
Right, wow.
468
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,896
You got that
upper body strength,
469
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,758
like Floyd Mayweather.
470
00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:26,586
The boxer?
471
00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:27,551
Yeah.
472
00:15:27,655 --> 00:15:28,517
OK, now he's
good, but I'm more
473
00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:29,620
of a heavyweights kind of girl.
474
00:15:29,724 --> 00:15:30,827
OK.
475
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,000
You know that division
ain't been as exciting
476
00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,448
since Mike Tyson retired.
477
00:15:33,551 --> 00:15:36,379
Oh, but to me, Muhammad Ali is
the greatest of all time, boy!
478
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,551
Here, I can rub that out.
479
00:15:41,655 --> 00:15:43,172
Don't you put
your hands on me.
480
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,034
No, I'm good.
481
00:15:44,137 --> 00:15:44,827
I'm good, baby.
482
00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:45,689
Thank you, bruh-- baby.
483
00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:53,379
Morning, baby.
484
00:15:53,482 --> 00:15:54,758
Hey, sleepyhead.
485
00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,896
You hit the snooze button
about four times this morning.
486
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,241
Do we have any hash browns?
487
00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:01,206
Mhm, but you--
488
00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:02,517
excuse me, excuse me--
489
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,137
don't have time for hash browns.
490
00:16:04,241 --> 00:16:05,689
CJ is gonna be here any minute.
491
00:16:05,793 --> 00:16:07,103
Why are you rushing me?
492
00:16:07,206 --> 00:16:08,103
No, no, no, no.
493
00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:09,655
Why are you procrastinating?
Come on.
494
00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:10,896
What you call
"procrastinating" I
495
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,862
call "eggs and hash browns."
496
00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:15,965
All I'm saying, baby, is that
you do not need to be late,
497
00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:17,896
and you have to
go to work today.
498
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,827
Who said anything
about being late?
499
00:16:19,931 --> 00:16:22,206
Well, you don't act like
someone who's happy go to work.
500
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:23,344
I said I'm going.
501
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:25,172
Look, are-- are you
trying to get rid of me?
502
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,758
No, I'm trying to
get rid of our debt.
503
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:28,620
[knocking on door]
504
00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:29,931
There's CJ.
505
00:16:30,034 --> 00:16:31,103
Get the door, unless that's
too much work for you.
506
00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:37,827
What's up, cousin?
507
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:38,896
You ready to hit it?
508
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,137
Hey, CJ--
509
00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:42,000
I--
510
00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:43,379
What's the problem?
511
00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:45,310
I-- I gotta go get my jacket.
512
00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:46,896
Well, I'll just be
waiting for you in the car.
513
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:47,689
All right.
514
00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:06,206
Oh, guys, look who's here.
515
00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:07,137
Hey, Floyd.
516
00:17:07,241 --> 00:17:08,206
I got the message
we need to talk.
517
00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:09,724
What's going on?
518
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,275
Baby, you need
to tell me truth.
519
00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:12,758
I mean, bruh-- baby.
520
00:17:12,862 --> 00:17:14,103
Tell him.
521
00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:15,344
About?
522
00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:19,000
Why you always like to
wear scarves all the time?
523
00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:20,655
Yeah, why?
524
00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:21,482
Why, huh?
525
00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:22,310
Because--
526
00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:24,137
And tell me this.
527
00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:28,896
Why, when I went to the
bathroom the other day,
528
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,655
you had left the toilet seat up!
529
00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:32,551
What?
530
00:17:32,655 --> 00:17:34,068
I didn't even use your bathroom.
531
00:17:34,172 --> 00:17:35,413
I just washed my hands.
532
00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:37,724
So if it was left up, someone
else must have done it.
533
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,413
Your turn.
534
00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:43,517
Oh, OK.
535
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,655
All right, this is
the game we playing?
536
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:47,448
Then I just have to
pull out the big guns.
537
00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:48,275
Curtis.
538
00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:50,000
Baby, please.
539
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:54,758
When I was fire chief,
I went to a station 52,
540
00:17:54,862 --> 00:17:57,137
and there I met a firefighter.
541
00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:59,034
And his name was--
542
00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:00,517
Reggie.
543
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:01,482
Ah-hah!
544
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:03,551
So explain that, then.
545
00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:05,206
Reggie is my twin brother.
546
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,000
Say what?
547
00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:06,793
Gotcha!
548
00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:10,827
"Gotcha" is right.
549
00:18:10,931 --> 00:18:15,379
So you are a woman.
550
00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:16,344
Oh my goodness.
551
00:18:16,448 --> 00:18:17,517
What is this?
552
00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:19,793
How dare you ask me
a question like that.
553
00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:21,172
You know what?
554
00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:24,517
Lose my number, jackass.
555
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:28,103
No, it was Curtis' idea.
556
00:18:28,206 --> 00:18:31,931
I'll crochet you a new scarf.
557
00:18:32,034 --> 00:18:32,896
Hey.
558
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,344
Hey.
559
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,586
So how was your day?
560
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:37,896
It was all right.
561
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,137
I got to see everybody.
562
00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:45,689
Oh, I was hoping to go out
tonight, but you look whooped.
563
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:46,482
I am.
564
00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:50,034
Let's go out.
565
00:18:50,137 --> 00:18:50,827
Let's do it.
566
00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:52,103
Really, baby?
567
00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:53,103
Yeah.
568
00:18:53,206 --> 00:18:54,275
OK, I'm gonna go
check on the boys.
569
00:18:54,379 --> 00:18:55,068
All right.
570
00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:14,413
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