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Guess who?
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Whoa.
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Baby?
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I just put the boys to sleep.
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Baby, it's so good to see you.
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Now, baby, is that
a "good to see you,
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I miss you," or a
"good to see you.
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I need help"?
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Both.
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So what made you
decide to come home?
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Well, I'm feeling
better, and it was time.
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Mhm.
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So your dad kicked you out.
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He didn't kick me out.
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It's more like "threw."
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Well, regardless, I'm
so happy you're here.
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Well, how happy are you?
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Well, I can show you
better than I can tell you.
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You know I know what you like.
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Wait, wait, baby.
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I'm still in a little
pain in my scars.
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OK, well, I
promise to be gentle.
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Well, in that case, I
better get a couple of waters.
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This may take a while.
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[knocking on door]
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Mom.
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Hi.
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What are you-- what
are you doing here?
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I know your father kicked
you out before you were ready,
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so I came by here
to take care of you.
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Come on, grab your pillow.
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Careful.
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And your crossword.
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All right.
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And mom's chicken soup.
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But Miranda is--
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I know.
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Miranda has her hands
full with the boys.
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But don't worry.
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Mama's here to help.
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Mama's here to help.
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MIRANDA: Calvin.
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Did you hear her calling you?
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Calvin!
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No.
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MIRANDA: Calvin, I'm ready.
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Oh!
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Wait.
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Wait, move, boy.
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Move.
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Hey, Miss Ella.
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Hi.
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Um, I was about to do laundry.
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Oh, uh-huh.
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Right.
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Does she dress like that all
the time around the house?
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She's gonna catch a cold.
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But good thing I brought soup.
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"Thanks, Mom."
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Thanks, Mom.
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Yeah.
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[theme music]
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Are you ready
for some football?
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Yes, you are.
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Yes, you are.
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Yes, you are.
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No, daddy.
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It's too violent.
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Look at his face.
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Do you really want
Jayden playing ball?
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Hell yeah.
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OK, well, then
I guess that means
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Hayden can be a cheerleader.
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Oh, hell no.
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It's too dangerous.
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All right, let's go.
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Come on.
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You ready?
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Come on, babe.
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You guys have fun.
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I am going to be
cleaning messes,
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constantly feeding people, and
making sure babies don't cry.
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- OK.
- All right.
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Have fun, guys.
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Thank you.
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Say "bye, Daddy."
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Bye, Daddy.
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Bye.
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Agh!
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I smashed my thumb
in the car door!
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Uncle Curtis.
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Uncle Curtis, you--
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[crying]
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My popcorn!
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Ain't y'all got popcorn?
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Man.
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Uncle Curtis, look
what you did, man.
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Oh, you got snacks.
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Thank you.
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Put it right there.
I'm gonna get it up.
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It's OK.
It's all right.
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I need something for myself.
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[phone ringing]
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My phone.
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My phone.
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Here, take him.
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Here, go to Daddy.
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Come here, buddy.
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All right, it's OK, Mama.
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This is Janine.
- What's up?
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You all right?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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But I have plans today.
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No other time?
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All right, I'm on
my way in, then.
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Ugh.
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Who was that?
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The office.
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I forgot I'm supposed to be
leading the ethics seminar.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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I know.
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Bye.
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- Bye.
- Nice.
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That was nice.
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You're getting good
in your old age, CJ.
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OK, that's cute, but what
am I gonna do with the twins?
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Uh, take 'em with you!
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Never too early
to learn a trade.
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Combination!
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Combination!
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I'm so proud of you.
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Oh, it's good.
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They just keep coming.
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They just keep coming.
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Like these twins.
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Come on, you gotta help
me with the babies.
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What?
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I can't take them
to work with me, CJ.
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No, you can.
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That's to good too.
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You can.
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Uncle Curtis, please.
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OK, don't step.
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You're just walk
on it like that?
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I'm gonna clean this up later.
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I appreciate that.
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Here you go.
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I have to go to work.
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Aw.
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Why you putting the--
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what are you--
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All right.
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Thank you.
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OK, baby.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Listen, Mommy has go to
work, but soon as I get done,
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we'll do something fun, OK?
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All right?
All right?
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Thank you, baby.
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I'll take 'em.
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I'll take 'em.
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What is wrong with you?
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We watching the game!
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Are you sure you
can handle this?
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This is your second chance.
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This is your second chance.
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Second chance.
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This is your second chance.
Just talk to her.
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Tell her the truth.
- I'm sure, baby.
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Go ahead.
- Thank you, baby.
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Love you.
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Your second chance,
you blew that one.
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Here.
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This is your fourth
bowl of soup.
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Mom, this is the
best chicken soup ever.
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Thank you, baby.
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Mwah.
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What about my chicken soup?
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Miranda, you don't
even make soup.
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I made you soup
just the other day
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and brought it over
to your mom's house.
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That was soup?
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I thought it was gravy.
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It was soup.
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I made it with my own two hands.
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Those two biscuits that
sopped it up said it was gravy.
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Well, baby, you didn't
put any salt in it.
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Yes, because it's bad
for his blood pressure.
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So is bland food.
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I know it makes
me pressure rise.
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I can't stand bland food.
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But it's OK.
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It's OK, baby.
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Listen, everybody, can't
be good at everything.
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Except you, Mama.
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Oh, excuse me.
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You say the sweetest things.
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To some people.
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I'm sorry.
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What did you say?
- Oh.
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Oh, nothing.
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No, no.
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What did you say?
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Um, Calvin, can I talk to you
over here for a moment, please?
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OK, you two talk, and I'll
go and check on the kids.
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They have just
been way too quiet.
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What's on mind, baby?
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Everything!
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This pillow, and the
soup, and the food.
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I know.
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It's great, isn't it?
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No!
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I should be getting your pillow!
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But it was at my mom's house.
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You know what?
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Your mother has been
here for one hour,
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and she has changed
the linen on the beds,
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she has cleaned out
our refrigerator,
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and she has rearranged--
- Shh!
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Are you shhing me?
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She's rearranged my kitchen
cabinets three times.
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OK, baby.
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What do you want me to do?
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I want you to
tell her to leave.
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But that'll hurt her feelings.
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Well, letting her
take care of you is
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hurting my feelings right now.
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OK, I'll do it.
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Can I finish my soup first?
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The kids are watching TV.
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Well, this Miss Ella,
Calvin has something he would
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like to talk to you about.
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Now I'm gonna change
Christian, because I'm
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sure it's about time.
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I already did.
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Of course you did.
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What?
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Baby, what did you just say?
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Oh, nothing, Miss Ella.
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Nothing.
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You need to learn
her to speak up.
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I mean, she's such a mumbler.
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[mumbling]
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What did you wanna
talk to me about?
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Is that apple pie?
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You know it.
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Oh, now what were you gonna
talk to me about, Calvin?
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Um, Mom, you know
I love you, right?
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And I love you, baby.
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That's why I didn't
go to work today.
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I didn't even get my car washed,
did not get my hair done.
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And I don't want you
to think I'm a bad son.
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Why would I would
think that, Calvin?
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Because I want three
slices of that pie.
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Oh no.
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That's all right, baby.
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Uncle Curtis did not
mean to sit on you.
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Look, I'm sorry, OK?
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Y'all need to teach her to
watch where she's sleeping.
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[doorbell rings]
Get that.
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That's Floyd.
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And CJ, remember, he
just had a bad break-up.
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So I'm supposed to be nice?
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Hell no.
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I'm just telling you,
he had a bad break-up.
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You want a chip?
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- What's up, Floyd
- Hey.
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- Flodizzoyd.
- What's happening, Floyd.
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Scissor.
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I brought a six pack.
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What up, homie?
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Why are there only three?
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She tried to take 'em back,
talking about she paid for 'em.
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Just 'cause she
gave me the money.
275
00:09:17,793 --> 00:09:18,620
The nerve.
276
00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,793
I know.
277
00:09:20,896 --> 00:09:22,586
Why did she only take three?
278
00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:25,413
'Cause I'm faster than her.
279
00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:27,103
Now, you know that's crazy.
280
00:09:27,206 --> 00:09:28,517
What, that she
wanted 'em back?
281
00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:30,206
No, that you're
faster than somebody.
282
00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:31,551
Was she in a wheelchair
or something?
283
00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:33,551
It's a motorized chair.
284
00:09:33,655 --> 00:09:36,206
Thank you.
285
00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:40,068
Come on, man up!
286
00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:42,379
Drown your sorrows,
like a real man do.
287
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,517
Come on, we gotta toast.
288
00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:45,344
Here, CJ.
289
00:09:45,448 --> 00:09:46,862
Toast to real men.
290
00:09:46,965 --> 00:09:48,448
I'm coming right back, baby.
291
00:09:48,551 --> 00:09:49,551
And Floyd.
292
00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:50,344
Huh!
293
00:09:55,103 --> 00:09:55,793
What's wrong?
294
00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,586
Are you thirsty?
295
00:09:57,689 --> 00:09:59,448
OK.
296
00:09:59,551 --> 00:10:00,448
You want something?
297
00:10:00,551 --> 00:10:02,137
You want something
to drink, Jayden?
298
00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:03,103
All right, buddy.
299
00:10:03,206 --> 00:10:04,241
I've got you covered.
300
00:10:04,344 --> 00:10:06,034
I want a drink.
301
00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:08,275
I only brought three.
302
00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:11,620
Oh, he wants to
drink what we drink.
303
00:10:11,724 --> 00:10:12,551
Ready?
304
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:13,724
OK, here you go.
305
00:10:13,827 --> 00:10:15,896
See, he usually drinks
whatever we drink.
306
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,034
So we either gotta
stop drinking beer or--
307
00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:27,034
Remind me never to
come over here again.
308
00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:33,137
Hey, where's Jayden?
309
00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:37,172
No, he was just sitting
right there, but?
310
00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:42,379
Jayden?
311
00:10:42,482 --> 00:10:44,448
Jayden!
312
00:10:44,551 --> 00:10:45,413
Hey, come on, y'all.
313
00:10:45,517 --> 00:10:46,620
Y'all gotta help me look.
314
00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:48,206
One of y'all go upstairs,
and you look in there.
315
00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:58,448
I don't know where
he could have went.
316
00:10:58,551 --> 00:11:01,689
Slippery little
things, ain't they?
317
00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:03,482
Jayden, Jayden!
318
00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:04,275
Jayden.
319
00:11:04,379 --> 00:11:06,137
Jayden.
320
00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:07,275
Jayden.
Jayden!
321
00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:08,068
Stop playing.
322
00:11:08,172 --> 00:11:08,862
Jayden.
323
00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:13,689
I can't find him anywhere.
324
00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:16,551
I still can't find him.
325
00:11:19,344 --> 00:11:20,206
You missed this one.
326
00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:22,275
Oh, God, this one
was ridiculous.
327
00:11:22,379 --> 00:11:24,551
Come on, ref!
328
00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:25,724
[sobbing]
329
00:11:25,827 --> 00:11:29,724
I think I hear something.
330
00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:31,310
It's not coming from up there.
331
00:11:31,413 --> 00:11:32,517
It's coming from the closet.
332
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:33,344
Don't worry, baby.
333
00:11:33,448 --> 00:11:35,241
Daddy's coming.
334
00:11:35,344 --> 00:11:38,172
Why you got to be so evil?
335
00:11:38,275 --> 00:11:39,068
Why?
336
00:11:39,172 --> 00:11:41,310
I thought you were my baby.
337
00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:42,551
What?
338
00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:44,206
Who's calling me "baby?"
339
00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:45,793
Wouldn't you like to know.
340
00:11:45,896 --> 00:11:49,793
Her voice just real deep.
341
00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:51,275
Bye.
342
00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:54,793
Uncle Curtis, will you watch
Hayden while I look for Jayden?
343
00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:57,275
And while you're at it, see
if you can find his manhood.
344
00:11:57,379 --> 00:11:59,586
[phone ringing]
345
00:12:00,689 --> 00:12:03,137
It's Janine!
346
00:12:03,241 --> 00:12:04,413
What do I do?
347
00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:06,241
Do what any grown man
would do in this situation--
348
00:12:06,344 --> 00:12:08,586
don't answer the phone.
349
00:12:08,689 --> 00:12:10,896
If I do that, then she'll
know something is wrong.
350
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,000
Just keep searching,
and try to act natural.
351
00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:15,793
Janine.
352
00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:16,758
Hey, baby.
353
00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,724
No, everything
over here is fine.
354
00:12:18,827 --> 00:12:20,655
Yeah, yeah, it's all good.
355
00:12:20,758 --> 00:12:22,206
The twins?
356
00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:23,275
You miss 'em?
357
00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:25,241
Me too.
358
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,172
All right.
359
00:12:26,275 --> 00:12:28,000
She wanna talk to 'em.
360
00:12:28,103 --> 00:12:29,448
- They sleep.
- They sleep.
361
00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:30,241
Yeah.
362
00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:31,344
OK.
363
00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:32,689
Well, we'll see you
when you get here.
364
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:33,931
She's on her way home.
365
00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:36,551
You sure better find him now.
366
00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:37,896
Don't worry.
OK?
367
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:38,896
I'm sure we'll find him.
368
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000
He's probably closer
than we think.
369
00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:47,310
I cannot believe that
you didn't tell her.
370
00:12:47,413 --> 00:12:49,758
Her she had pie.
371
00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:51,551
OK, it was harder
than I thought.
372
00:12:51,655 --> 00:12:53,482
That's because you're
such a mama's boy.
373
00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:54,310
I am not.
374
00:12:54,413 --> 00:12:57,413
I'm a grown man.
375
00:12:57,517 --> 00:12:58,655
Hi, Mommy.
376
00:12:58,758 --> 00:12:59,586
Hey, baby.
377
00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:03,448
Towel's are done.
378
00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:07,586
If you don't tell her, I will.
379
00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:08,448
OK.
380
00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:10,310
Tell her what?
381
00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:17,241
Hey, Mom, Miranda has
something to tell you.
382
00:13:17,344 --> 00:13:20,000
Calvin!
383
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,103
OK, well.
384
00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:22,034
What's wrong, Miranda?
385
00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:23,034
What's wrong?
386
00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:28,862
It's really
nothing, but we were--
387
00:13:28,965 --> 00:13:34,758
I was thinking that I could
take care of Calvin here.
388
00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:36,655
What?
389
00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:39,310
Well, I could take
care of Calvin here
390
00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:41,793
and you can go home.
391
00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:43,275
That's what I
thought you said.
392
00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:44,275
Ma, don't hurt her.
393
00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:45,551
She doesn't know
what she's saying.
394
00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:46,448
Run, Miranda.
395
00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:48,137
I can't hold her off forever.
396
00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:49,758
Calvin, move, boy.
Move.
397
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,206
OK, Miranda, let's move.
You get the kids.
398
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,000
I'll pack the clothes.
399
00:13:52,103 --> 00:13:53,275
No, we are not moving.
400
00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:56,965
We need to get this
settled once and for all.
401
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:58,310
Oh.
402
00:13:58,413 --> 00:14:01,965
So you've had this on your
heart for a minute, huh?
403
00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:02,827
Yes, I have.
404
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:04,275
I wouldn't go there, Miranda.
405
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:05,275
We're already there, Calvin.
406
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,620
We're already there.
407
00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:09,758
As you were saying?
408
00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:12,103
I may not be perfect,
but I try damn--
409
00:14:15,586 --> 00:14:19,241
darn hard for my family.
410
00:14:19,344 --> 00:14:22,620
And I know we both want
the best for everybody.
411
00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:25,862
But how do you expect me to show
it if-- if when he comes out
412
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,137
the hospital he
goes to your house,
413
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,758
and then when he comes
here, you come here?
414
00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:30,965
Miss Ella, I'm here.
415
00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:32,206
I'm here, Miss Ella.
416
00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:33,827
And you feel the
same way, Calvin?
417
00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:34,620
Huh?
418
00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:37,000
You feel the same way?
419
00:14:37,103 --> 00:14:39,896
Yes.
420
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:40,724
Hey, good.
421
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:41,517
Glory to God.
422
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:43,000
Thank you, Jesus.
423
00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:45,137
Hey, the day has finally come.
424
00:14:45,241 --> 00:14:46,482
And I am free.
425
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,586
Hallelujah.
426
00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:48,724
Wait, wait, Miss
Ella, you're not mad?
427
00:14:48,827 --> 00:14:49,758
Mad?
Why?
428
00:14:49,862 --> 00:14:52,896
Baby, why would I be mad, honey?
429
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:53,931
Why would I be mad?
430
00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:55,034
I thought you guys needed me.
431
00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:56,344
If you don't need me,
that's fine, baby.
432
00:14:56,448 --> 00:14:57,551
I--
433
00:14:57,655 --> 00:14:58,965
No, no, no, it's not
that we don't need you.
434
00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:01,965
We're always gonna need you,
and we appreciate everything
435
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,068
that you do.
436
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,896
But this is my
husband, and I got him.
437
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,827
It Yes, you do, baby.
438
00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:08,172
You can have him.
439
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:11,517
I'm gonna go and take
care of my husband.
440
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,620
Next time, just please
tell me so that I
441
00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:14,896
can go on and get my hair done.
442
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,034
I could get my car washed.
443
00:15:16,137 --> 00:15:17,482
I could have gone to
the help center today.
444
00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:19,724
I didn't even have
to come in here.
445
00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:21,379
I got it.
446
00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:25,068
Hooty, hoo, since
you got it, your gravy
447
00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:27,517
is burning on the stove.
448
00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:28,482
It's soup!
449
00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:29,000
Gravy!
450
00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:35,034
I finally got Hayden to sleep.
451
00:15:35,137 --> 00:15:36,000
I can't believe this.
452
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:36,793
I know.
453
00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:38,206
This SpongeBob is a rerun.
454
00:15:43,137 --> 00:15:44,517
What is wrong with
this apple juice?
455
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,448
Oh, that's unsweetened.
456
00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:48,724
We don't want the kids
to have too much sugar.
457
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:49,689
Ugh!
458
00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:53,103
Now I know why Jayden ran off.
459
00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:54,896
Now I'm worried.
460
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,448
Hey, look, don't
worry, don't worry.
461
00:15:57,551 --> 00:16:00,241
They're probably just
playing "hide from daddy,"
462
00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:02,689
just like you and Calvin used
to do when y'all was little.
463
00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:05,862
And you remember
how fun that was.
464
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,413
But you never
used to look for us.
465
00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:10,275
That was the fun part.
466
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:12,448
But I love you.
467
00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:14,896
I hate you too.
468
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:15,896
I love you.
Call you later.
469
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,206
Bye-bye.
- Floyd.
470
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,758
- Hm?
- Come on, man.
471
00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:19,551
I need you to focus.
472
00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:20,931
Man, we gotta find Jayden.
473
00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:23,310
I know, but Jackie,
she keep calling me, dog.
474
00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:25,379
I never heard the
phone ring, not one time.
475
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:27,793
I mean, I accidentally
called her.
476
00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:29,275
17 times.
477
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,551
You know, women be tripping.
478
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:32,275
Come on, what's up, dog?
479
00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:33,206
[clattering]
480
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:34,172
I heard somebody
in the kitchen.
481
00:16:36,448 --> 00:16:37,172
Where you at?
482
00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:38,620
I know you're in here.
483
00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:54,758
This is nice.
484
00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:00,000
Hey, guys.
485
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,551
Hey.
486
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:04,034
Hey!
487
00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:05,034
Janine home!
488
00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:05,827
Janine's home.
489
00:17:05,931 --> 00:17:06,931
Where are my babies?
490
00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:08,965
Uncle Curtis was--
491
00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:11,448
had-- was drinking out of
the baby's water bottle.
492
00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:12,724
Uncle Curtis!
- What?
493
00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:13,931
What the hell are
you talking about?
494
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,413
You know you drank out
of that water bottle!
495
00:17:15,517 --> 00:17:18,172
[shouting]
496
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:20,965
Stop.
Who?
497
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:21,931
Who lost my baby?
498
00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:22,758
He drank out of
the water bottle!
499
00:17:22,862 --> 00:17:23,724
Ain't nobody lost a baby.
500
00:17:23,827 --> 00:17:25,655
The babies are fine!
501
00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:26,793
Forget the water bottle.
502
00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:27,965
Where are my children?
503
00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:28,896
Your children?
504
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:29,551
Tell her where
the children are.
505
00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:30,310
Where are my kids?
506
00:17:30,413 --> 00:17:31,103
The kids are--
507
00:17:31,206 --> 00:17:33,241
they-- there he is!
508
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,137
The boy, look at him!
509
00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:35,793
He was in the closet!
510
00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:38,000
He was in the closet
the whole time!
511
00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:41,068
So I was getting ready to tell
you he was hiding the closet.
512
00:17:41,172 --> 00:17:42,448
- He was hiding in the closet?
- Yeah, that's right.
513
00:17:42,551 --> 00:17:43,655
He wanted to surprise.
- Well, where's Hayden?
514
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:44,448
She's taking a nap.
515
00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:45,517
She's taking a nap?
516
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:46,620
You wanna go see Hayden?
- Yeah.
517
00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:47,586
- Let's go see Hayden.
- Yeah.
518
00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:48,758
See?
519
00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:50,275
This all-- everything
worked out perfect.
520
00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:52,827
Yeah, that's wonderful
That's wonderful.
521
00:17:52,931 --> 00:17:54,379
Hayden's not up here.
522
00:17:54,482 --> 00:17:55,551
No.
No, stop it.
523
00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:56,379
You got--
524
00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:57,275
I'm just playing.
525
00:17:57,379 --> 00:17:58,241
You know what?
526
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,689
You ain't getting me!
527
00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:02,172
You-- you can't get us!
528
00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:04,068
[laughter]
529
00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:05,000
I put her down myself.
530
00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:10,275
Oh, baby, this is so nice.
531
00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:11,344
I totally agree.
532
00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:13,551
Just think, a
little while ago,
533
00:18:13,655 --> 00:18:14,862
we didn't know if
you'd ever walk again.
534
00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:17,586
Now you're all
strong and virile.
535
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:18,413
Ouch.
536
00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:19,379
Oh, baby, I'm so sorry.
537
00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:20,172
Did I hurt you?
538
00:18:20,275 --> 00:18:21,724
Just kidding.
539
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:23,620
That's not funny!
540
00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:24,448
Ow.
541
00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:25,620
Oh, oh.
You know what?
542
00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:26,517
No.
Uh-uh.
543
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,517
You're not gonna get me again.
544
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:28,689
No, it really
did hurt that time.
545
00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:29,620
Baby, I'm sorry.
546
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,517
You got me again.
547
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,758
Yeah, but I'm planning
to, and my mom's not gonna
548
00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:38,137
be able to save you this time.
549
00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:39,137
Oh, save me?
550
00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:39,931
I don't think so.
551
00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:41,724
She saved you.
552
00:18:41,827 --> 00:18:43,689
Oh, how about you
go to the bedroom,
553
00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:45,551
and I'll meet you
with the bottle?
554
00:18:45,655 --> 00:18:48,896
OK, I can't wait.
555
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,206
[crying]
556
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:53,517
How about you go
to the babyroom,
557
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:55,655
and I'll meet you
with the bottle?
558
00:18:55,758 --> 00:18:56,655
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
559
00:18:56,758 --> 00:18:57,448
Mhm.
560
00:19:10,689 --> 00:19:13,344
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