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Oh, good.
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Did you make pancakes?
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Ah-hah, no.
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I made brochures.
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Is that French for "pancakes?"
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No, I'm showing a
house to a client today.
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Look, look, look, look, look.
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So you're saying there
really is no pancakes?
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Oh, these are really nice.
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This is great.
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Aren't they?
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Yeah.
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And the commission I
can make from the sale
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will get us out of
your hair for good.
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Really?
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That would be so great!
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I could finally get--
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oh, I'll miss you.
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Well, you are so organized!
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We should have hired you
instead of cousin-- hey, Calvin!
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I heard that.
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Good morning.
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Just kidding.
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We ought to be getting
out of here, baby.
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You tired?
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Yes.
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Did you hear all that
noise last night?
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Yeah, I'm tired.
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It wasn't us.
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Bye, guys.
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Talking about tadada.
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Did you make breakfast?
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No No, but look.
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I made brochures.
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Well, I can't
put syrup on that.
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How about coffee?
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Got it.
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Wow, baby, these
are really nice.
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You got 'em all color
coded and everything.
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Thank you, thank you.
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I wanna make sure
that my client has
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all the information he needs.
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Well, I know a
little bit about this.
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We need to make some
green to get out the red.
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I really wish we would
have gotten a loan.
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That would have took
care of all our problems.
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Yeah, well, at least the loan
officer was nice enough to give
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us a lead on this client.
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So what time you
heading out of here?
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Well, I actually have
to meet him in 30 minutes.
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You know the commission
that I could potentially
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make on this sale will
be more than enough to do
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the repairs to the condo.
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Good, because the
court only gave us 30
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days to get this stuff fixed.
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I could lose my
weekends with junior.
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Well, listen, Mr. Travis
Harris is ready to buy,
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and I am ready to sell.
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Well, I'm ready to get out
of CJ and Janine's house.
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Yes, because the
walls are thin.
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I never hear CJ and Janine.
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I was talking about them
hearing you talk about tadada.
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Bye, baby.
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Bye, baby.
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[theme music]
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Please come in, have a seat.
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This is a nice place you got.
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Oh, this isn't our home.
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Me and my husband actually
live at the first property
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that I showed you.
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The condo.
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We are on the fifth floor.
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OK.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, please, come
in, have a seat.
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I'm sure that I can find
you another property.
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You know, great places get
scooped up fast on the market.
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OK, but I really like
the one by the lake.
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OK, well, they have
some other properties
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in that neighborhood,
and I won't stop until I
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find you exactly what you need.
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Hm, very determined.
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I like that.
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Yeah, OK.
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Listen, so let me know how
you feel about this one.
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How am I supposed to see that?
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Well, if you slide down
the couch to that side.
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You're funny.
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Mhm.
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Look it.
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This one has a great sky
view, trees, vaulted ceilings,
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and a fireplace.
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All that's missing
is a good woman.
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Yeah, I'm sure that
you have no problem
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with the-- with the ladies.
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So what do you think
about the next one?
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It's not as big
as the other one.
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OK, well, just click
the button and go
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down to the-- to the next one.
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How do I do that?
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You just, um, click.
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Which button?
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Just this one.
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What do you think about--
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OK, listen, would
you like some juice?
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Some water?
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Some water's fine.
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OK.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You sit.
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Stay there.
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You know--
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Didn't I tell his
ass to sit down?
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I like that circular driveway.
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I mean, it's nice and round.
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Yes, the driveway
was nice, and it's
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actually a very good price
house for the neighborhood.
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Money ain't a thing.
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I just wanna see my Lambo
parked in that driveway.
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I'm glad you found
something you liked.
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I found a lot of
things I liked today.
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And it's not just about
the houses either.
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I pride myself on
doing a good job.
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So what's the next step?
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Well, the next step
would be setting up
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an appointment for you
to view the property
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as soon as possible.
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So you wanna set
up an appointment
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to view the property?
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I very much would like
to see that property.
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Mhm.
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All right, look,
well, here's my card.
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Thank you.
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Please feel--
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Oh, oh, oh, that's--
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Oh, oh, it's time to go.
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OK.
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It's been a wonderful day.
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Thank you.
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Use this card
any time you like.
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Mhm.
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All right, and that's day--
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Oh, oh, really.
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--Or in the night.
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Mostly nights.
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[awkward laugh]
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Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
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Such a creep.
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I just need to wash it off!
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Go, go, go!
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Agh!
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Man, now this
ruins my day, man.
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I bet money on this game.
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Me too, man.
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I bet a bunch of money
on this game, Floyd.
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Hey, DeShawn, you
wanna watch the game?
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Yes.
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So do I, so shut up.
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Hey, what's up, Unc?
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- Hey, what's happening?
- What's up, CJ?
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- I need a favor.
- Yeah?
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I'm busy.
No!
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Come on, man!
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Oh, he almost got that one.
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That fool ain't
gonna never score.
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I guess you'd know
a lot about that, huh?
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You're so crazy, Mr. C. Woo!
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What are you laughing about?
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Heh.
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Do your homework!
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So yeah, Unc, the
board wants to honor
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Richard Williams this year.
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Richard Williams?
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Oh, Richard, that old-- the old
fire chief over at station 15.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, you trained
him, so they thought
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that you should be the one to
present him with the city's
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local medal of honor.
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Wow.
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That's nice, scissor.
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He's getting the city's
local medal of honor?
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Yeah.
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You should be proud, Unc.
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Remember who he is?
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He's the guy that saved all
the kids off of the bus?
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Yeah, I know what he did.
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I remember that.
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It was on the news, man.
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The local medal of honor?
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I mean, well, Curtis never
got anything that-- that high,
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you know?
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His was like more like
down here, you know.
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I mean, that's a major deal.
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I mean, it's an award--
CURTIS: Floyd!
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It's a little baseball man.
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Floyd!
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I know what the award is.
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Thank you.
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But I didn't become a
firefighter for awards.
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Good, because none of yours
are even close to that one.
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I mean, like I was saying, you
know how the little baseball--
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good thing you
didn't have a bigger
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award like that other guy's.
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This would have really hurt.
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That's what I'm talking about,
Mr. C. True, I know you won't
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let him talk to you like that.
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Yeah, represent!
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DeShawn, did you hear that?
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Somebody is talking
to you in the kitchen.
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The suds in the sink.
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Go bust 'em!
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I already did the dishes!
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Well, then go do 'em again!
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Well, then I'll
go do 'em again!
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[inaudible]
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Y'all be crazy.
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So Unc, what's up?
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You gonna go work
on your speech?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'll work on the speech.
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He don't seem
all that excited.
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Your uncle?
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Your long winded
uncle making a speech?
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Oh, that's right up his alley.
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I know I'm not supposed to
be in grown folks' business,
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but did you guys see
what just happened?
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What?
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You came in here talking
about some other guy
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getting an award, and it
clearly hurt Mr. C's feelings.
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Hurt Curtis' feeling?
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Curtis don't have no feelings.
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Right, that's not true.
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We had something big for
Uncle Curtis when he retired.
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Wait a minute.
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We just roasted him.
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We didn't really have nothing
good to say about him.
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We just ragged on
him the whole time.
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So we should do
something for him.
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I know what.
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We could have another roast.
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I know what.
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We could not.
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So what do you have
in mind, little fella?
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Well, if they can give
an award to that guy,
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why can't we give
one to Uncle Curtis?
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You'll never
guess what happened.
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The first house that we
saw, the buyer fell through,
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and the seller is
anxious to sell.
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So if we get these
documents done in a hurry,
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we can have a contract on the
house before close of business
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today.
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That's a lot of paperwork.
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Let's say we go
through it over drinks.
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Actually, my husband
is on his way home,
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and I have to start dinner.
So I can't.
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That's right.
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You're married.
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Yeah.
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But are you faithful or playful?
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Oh, OK.
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Listen, listen, listen,
listen, listen, Mr. Harris.
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I'm trying to be
your agent here, OK?
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But I need you to
keep it professional.
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Shall we?
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My bad.
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You know, I'm just the kind
of man, I see what I want
267
00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:40,206
and I get it.
268
00:08:40,310 --> 00:08:42,068
Why don't we see about
getting this house?
269
00:08:49,482 --> 00:08:51,689
OK, you, um, haven't signed
any of the paperwork.
270
00:08:51,793 --> 00:08:53,931
Do you have a question?
271
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:54,724
Just one.
272
00:08:54,827 --> 00:08:56,103
Uh-huh.
273
00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:58,793
What do I have to do to
get to know you better?
274
00:08:58,896 --> 00:08:59,689
Um, google me.
275
00:09:02,413 --> 00:09:03,655
That's not what I had in mind.
276
00:09:03,758 --> 00:09:05,931
OK, listen, you
need to back up, OK?
277
00:09:06,034 --> 00:09:09,517
I have had enough of this right
now, and-- and I'm done, OK?
278
00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:10,689
I'm-- I'm done.
279
00:09:10,793 --> 00:09:11,793
I am done.
280
00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:13,931
You need to leave
and find a new agent.
281
00:09:14,034 --> 00:09:15,517
Who the hell you think
you talking to, bitch?
282
00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,103
Who are you calling a bitch?
283
00:09:23,310 --> 00:09:24,000
Enough.
284
00:09:24,103 --> 00:09:24,793
Get out.
285
00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:30,482
Get out, now!
286
00:09:30,586 --> 00:09:33,172
You need a new agent,
'cause I'm not it.
287
00:09:33,275 --> 00:09:34,034
Oh, really?
288
00:09:34,137 --> 00:09:36,241
Oh, so you're not gonna leave?
289
00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:38,034
Put that phone down.
290
00:09:38,137 --> 00:09:39,379
Put the phone down now.
291
00:09:39,482 --> 00:09:40,172
Calvin, baby, baby!
292
00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:41,137
Put that phone--
293
00:09:41,241 --> 00:09:42,551
[screaming]
294
00:09:47,068 --> 00:09:48,000
ELLA: Janine, look at the cake.
295
00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:49,689
All right, The
party starts soon.
296
00:09:49,793 --> 00:09:50,551
Shh!
297
00:09:50,655 --> 00:09:53,448
Uncle Curtis is still here.
298
00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,379
The cake is gone.
299
00:09:55,482 --> 00:09:56,379
The cake is gone.
300
00:09:56,482 --> 00:09:57,344
What do you mean
the cake is gone?
301
00:09:57,448 --> 00:09:58,310
I mean, the cake is gone.
302
00:09:58,413 --> 00:09:59,137
DeShawn.
303
00:09:59,241 --> 00:10:01,206
Man, this is so good.
304
00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,000
Floyd!
305
00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:03,758
What's up?
306
00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:06,344
Floyd, you are
eating the-- the cake!
307
00:10:06,448 --> 00:10:07,172
The cake?
308
00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:09,310
Curtis had some too!
309
00:10:09,413 --> 00:10:10,103
Yeah, I did.
310
00:10:10,206 --> 00:10:14,000
What's the big deal?
311
00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:15,620
Oh, this is the cake for the--
312
00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:16,689
Homeless people.
313
00:10:16,793 --> 00:10:17,724
Yes.
314
00:10:17,827 --> 00:10:18,827
JANINE: The homeless
people, right?
315
00:10:18,931 --> 00:10:19,827
- Homeless people.
- The homeless people?
316
00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:20,827
That's crazy.
317
00:10:20,931 --> 00:10:22,172
Why would they want cake?
318
00:10:22,275 --> 00:10:25,103
They ain't even got no
milk to wash it down with.
319
00:10:28,034 --> 00:10:30,758
That's not nice.
320
00:10:30,862 --> 00:10:31,931
Floyd, what are
you doing, eating
321
00:10:32,034 --> 00:10:32,965
the cake for the celebration?
322
00:10:33,068 --> 00:10:34,310
I'm just eating
the cake, Ella Mae.
323
00:10:34,413 --> 00:10:35,379
Down!
324
00:10:35,482 --> 00:10:37,482
Floyd, you need to
go and get a cake.
325
00:10:37,586 --> 00:10:39,482
Man, might as well get
some more refreshments too.
326
00:10:39,586 --> 00:10:40,620
Think you can handle that?
327
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,724
Well, I tell you what,
that's a good idea.
328
00:10:42,827 --> 00:10:44,206
Because you know, as a
matter of fact, the--
329
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,482
- Ahem!
- Bible study.
330
00:10:46,586 --> 00:10:47,620
Baby, the milk is spoiled.
331
00:10:47,724 --> 00:10:48,862
Spoiled?
332
00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:50,310
All Why is there spoiled
milk in the refrigerator.
333
00:10:50,413 --> 00:10:52,620
Curtis, now, you know I
don't usually have spoiled milk
334
00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:53,517
in my refrigerator.
335
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:54,965
Did you check the date, baby?
336
00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:56,241
No, I ain't checked
the date, baby.
337
00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:57,551
That's what you supposed to do.
- You know what?
338
00:10:57,655 --> 00:10:58,551
Go on, go on.
I'll check that date.
339
00:10:58,655 --> 00:10:59,620
I'll check that date.
340
00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:02,551
There's just buttermilk left.
341
00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:03,689
Look, at the Shop
Until You Drop,
342
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:07,172
they got sardines on
sale, 10 cans for $1.
343
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:10,103
As a matter of fact, crackers--
344
00:11:10,206 --> 00:11:12,448
Listen, I will get the
cake, and I will get the food.
345
00:11:12,551 --> 00:11:13,896
Janine and I got
a special guest.
346
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:14,758
Yes.
347
00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:15,896
OK, DeShawn, what are you doing?
348
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:16,758
I'll do the decorations!
349
00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:17,551
Yeah.
350
00:11:17,655 --> 00:11:19,517
Shh!
351
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:20,586
I need some cold water.
352
00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:22,689
I need something cold
with that for me.
353
00:11:22,793 --> 00:11:23,965
Listen, baby, water is good.
354
00:11:24,068 --> 00:11:26,206
Water is good for you.
355
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:28,655
And listen, it will run that
spoiled milk right out of you.
356
00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:29,655
It'll make you pee.
357
00:11:29,758 --> 00:11:30,448
Yes.
358
00:11:33,586 --> 00:11:36,241
What are y'all doing?
359
00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:38,000
Y'all are acting real
strange right now.
360
00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:41,034
I just don't know why
that milk was spoiled.
361
00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:44,689
Boy, I got a weird family.
362
00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:45,965
Quiet down, everybody.
363
00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:47,724
Quiet down.
364
00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:49,379
Listen, I guess we'll have
to begin without Calvin
365
00:11:49,482 --> 00:11:50,310
and Miranda, huh?
366
00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:51,310
Yeah.
367
00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:52,413
-
368
00:11:52,517 --> 00:11:53,620
OK, Curtis will be
here soon everybody.
369
00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:55,137
Miss Ella, they're coming.
Here they come now.
370
00:11:55,241 --> 00:11:55,931
They're coming now.
371
00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:58,448
Shh.
372
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,724
--wait be on fire.
373
00:12:00,827 --> 00:12:01,517
Surprise!
374
00:12:04,586 --> 00:12:05,275
What is this?
375
00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:06,344
Hi, baby.
376
00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:07,137
It's for you.
377
00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:13,724
Unc, we just
wanted to thank you
378
00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:20,068
for your hard work and caring
for our family and community.
379
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,517
Is this a joke?
380
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:25,379
Mr. C, we wanted to say
thank you for being a good man.
381
00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:26,620
And a brilliant firefighter.
382
00:12:26,724 --> 00:12:29,482
A wonderful
husband and provider.
383
00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:30,551
A dedicated father.
384
00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:37,379
Oh, and a good best friend.
385
00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,620
Mr.C, I've never
seen you fight a fire,
386
00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:41,275
but I've seen you fight for me.
387
00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:43,586
Thanks.
388
00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:46,793
I've worked with
Unc as a firefighter.
389
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,862
And he made it a family business
and brought us all into it.
390
00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:54,724
I've actually watched him saved
many lives, including mine.
391
00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:58,586
So Unc, I just wanna
say "thank you."
392
00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:00,758
My turn.
393
00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:04,137
For over 30 years,
I have seen this man
394
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:10,034
walk out that front door, and
not one day was I ever afraid.
395
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,827
Because I knew for
as long as you were
396
00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:14,172
out there taking care
of the community,
397
00:13:14,275 --> 00:13:17,413
my God would take care of you.
398
00:13:17,517 --> 00:13:20,034
I love you, Curtis Payne.
399
00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:21,448
I love you, Ella Payne.
400
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:26,034
Oh.
401
00:13:26,137 --> 00:13:27,310
Unc, we have a surprise guest.
402
00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:35,931
When I was 10 years old, my
family's house caught on fire.
403
00:13:36,034 --> 00:13:39,862
I remember being so scared
and hiding in my closet.
404
00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:43,896
A beam fell across the
doorway, blocking it.
405
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,000
Next thing I knew,
this man, Curtis Payne,
406
00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:49,241
appeared in the closet doorway.
407
00:13:49,344 --> 00:13:53,068
He refused to leave me, even
though it looked impossible.
408
00:13:53,172 --> 00:13:57,551
He lifted me out of there, and
I am here today because of him.
409
00:13:57,655 --> 00:14:00,758
Thank you so much, Mr. Payne.
410
00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:03,137
[applause]
411
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:08,931
Good to see you, Jeremy.
412
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:14,689
Um, wow.
413
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:16,448
I don't know what to say.
414
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,724
Well, we've got one
more surprise, Unc.
415
00:14:18,827 --> 00:14:19,862
It's right this way.
416
00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:25,793
For outstanding
service to your family
417
00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:27,689
and in the community--
418
00:14:27,793 --> 00:14:31,034
We present you with this.
419
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,000
Get out of here!
420
00:14:34,689 --> 00:14:36,689
This likeness will
be hung in the Curtis
421
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:41,827
Payne Fireman's Museum, in
the Hall of Fame section.
422
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:45,724
And may it stand
for others to strive
423
00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:46,965
to live the way you have.
424
00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:52,827
It's gonna be
hung in the what?
425
00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:54,344
Curtis Payne Fireman's Museum.
426
00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:03,793
Baby, is this real?
427
00:15:03,896 --> 00:15:05,965
Yes, baby.
428
00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:08,344
This is overwhelming.
429
00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:15,724
I always said I didn't
become a fireman for awards.
430
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:21,448
But I have to say, standing
here, being recognized
431
00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:27,000
for my work feels real
good, especially coming
432
00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:28,310
from people I care about.
433
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:32,965
Yeah, thank you.
434
00:15:33,068 --> 00:15:33,758
Thank you.
435
00:15:33,862 --> 00:15:36,137
[applause]
436
00:15:36,241 --> 00:15:37,551
Here he is.
437
00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:38,517
You deserve it, baby.
438
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:41,586
I'm not finished.
439
00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:49,413
First, I wanna give
honor to God, who is--
440
00:15:49,517 --> 00:15:50,448
how do I pray?
441
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,344
Had his hand on my life.
442
00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:56,068
My mind goes back to
when I first started
443
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:59,241
on my firefighting journey.
444
00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:03,034
I had no shoes on my feet.
445
00:16:03,137 --> 00:16:05,034
I had to walk 10
miles to every fire.
446
00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:07,482
Refreshments are--
447
00:16:07,586 --> 00:16:08,931
People think we had trucks.
448
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:12,620
We didn't have trucks when I
started this fireman's journey.
449
00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:16,172
I had to walk to
the firetruck, blow
450
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:19,172
off the tires with
my mouth, and then
451
00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:22,344
push the truck to the fire.
452
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,896
Then I had to hold
the water in my mouth,
453
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,137
because I was too little
to carry the hose.
454
00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:33,724
I was six years old.
455
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,206
And I put it my--
456
00:16:39,793 --> 00:16:43,379
And put it on the fire.
457
00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:46,241
And I just wanna
say right now, if it
458
00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:52,620
had not been for the goodness,
I wouldn't be where I am today.
459
00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:53,413
Is that chicken?
460
00:16:58,620 --> 00:16:59,551
Please, just wait.
461
00:16:59,655 --> 00:17:00,551
Wait, wait, please don't.
462
00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:01,448
Don't do that, OK?
463
00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:02,931
Just don't do that, OK?
464
00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:04,172
Please.
465
00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:07,344
OK, I understand that, you
know, you're saying what
466
00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:10,965
it is that-- ow, that you want.
467
00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:12,344
Please, can you just listen?
468
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,379
Shh.
469
00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:14,482
Do you know who I am?
470
00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:15,758
- Uh-uh.
- Huh?
471
00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:16,965
No.
472
00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:19,413
You know how much my
family pulls in every day?
473
00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:21,655
You're worried about
this damn commission.
474
00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:22,448
I could buy you.
475
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:23,448
OK.
476
00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:24,689
All right.
477
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:27,724
Just-- if I could just,
for one moment, just--
478
00:17:27,827 --> 00:17:29,758
OK, I'm not going anywhere.
479
00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:31,724
I'm gonna sit here for a second.
480
00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,793
But I just-- I just
need you to just--
481
00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:34,758
Miranda.
482
00:17:34,862 --> 00:17:36,620
Oh, baby, baby,
baby, baby, baby,
483
00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:37,793
I'm so glad that you're home!
484
00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:39,034
I told him to leave,
and he wouldn't leave,
485
00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:39,931
and he kept trying
to touch on me!
486
00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:40,896
And then-- and then--
487
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,310
OK, OK, OK, OK,
OK, OK, OK, OK!
488
00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:43,068
He didn't wanna buy the house.
He wanted to buy me.
489
00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:43,620
OK, Miranda, calm down.
490
00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:44,655
Calm down.
491
00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:45,793
All right?
492
00:17:45,896 --> 00:17:46,862
Give me-- give me a minute.
- OK, baby.
493
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:47,862
- Just calm down.
- Well, wait, baby.
494
00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:48,758
Why are you putting
me out, baby?
495
00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:51,586
I don't under--
496
00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:53,896
You put hands on my wife?
497
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,103
Just a little
business transaction.
498
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,758
What you gonna do?
499
00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:00,793
MIRANDA: Baby!
500
00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:02,413
[screaming]
501
00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:03,241
Hey!
502
00:18:03,344 --> 00:18:04,724
Hey, let me in!
503
00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:12,275
Hey, baby, are you OK?
504
00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:13,034
Let me in!
505
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:19,758
Are you OK?
506
00:18:19,862 --> 00:18:20,482
Oh, CJ, please,
please, please come!
507
00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:21,517
What's going on?
508
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:22,379
It's hairy in
there, and the guy,
509
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:23,275
and he's trying to get Calvin!
510
00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:24,379
What?
511
00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:26,000
[screaming]
512
00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:26,793
Baby!
513
00:18:26,896 --> 00:18:27,827
What the hell?
514
00:18:27,931 --> 00:18:28,931
Baby, get back,
get back, get back.
515
00:18:29,034 --> 00:18:29,896
Get out of my house.
516
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,689
Baby!
517
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,344
Open the door,
CJ, get the door.
518
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:38,172
It's OK.
519
00:18:38,275 --> 00:18:39,551
What the is going on?
520
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:44,206
You all right?
521
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:47,482
I'm good, I'm good.
522
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:48,413
Baby, how's your hand?
523
00:18:48,517 --> 00:18:49,793
Better than his face.
524
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,379
I'm so happy you
got here when you did.
525
00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:52,482
Who was that guy?
526
00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:53,517
I don't know.
527
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:56,551
He's a client named
Travis Harris.
528
00:18:56,655 --> 00:18:58,655
Black syndicate
family Travis Harris?
529
00:18:58,758 --> 00:19:00,448
Oh my goodness.
530
00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:02,448
The doughboys that's doing
all the crime in the city?
531
00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:04,413
Yes, his family is crazy.
532
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And they're everywhere.
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Oh boy.
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