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So you sure you don't
need anything before me
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and your unc go back home?
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Malik!
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Uh-- no, no, no.
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I'm good.
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Thanks for visiting.
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Well, hey, wait a minute now.
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Why are you rushing me?
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I just want to make sure that
you get home before the street
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lights come on.
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Oh, I see.
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We throwing salt in your game.
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You're embarrassed.
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No.
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Hey, Lik!
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I got your future wife.
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Yeah.
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Now why would I be embarrassed?
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I would like to
introduce you to Savannah.
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Guess where she's from?
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Savannah.
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Biology major.
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Single.
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Well, hello.
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Uh-- this is my nephew, Malik.
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Romance major.
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Single.
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A little desperate.
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Wait.
Hold on.
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Savannah!
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Savannah!
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Malik, what are you doing?
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You're letting her get away.
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Come on, man!
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We're trying to teach you from
the Payne Player Handbook!
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Chapter 1-- The Art
of Tearing That A Up!
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He-- he ain't ready
for that chapter.
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No.
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Look, I am ready.
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I just don't need your help.
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Sup?
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My boy!
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I saw-- I caught
that right there.
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You see?
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He got it.
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He got it in him.
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All right, Malik!
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So you finally took
my advise, huh?
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Yeah.
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And it got me slapped
in the cafeteria.
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Uh-- but you know,
actually, I'm thinking
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about pledging a fraternity.
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That's all the swag I need.
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Malik Phi Lik!
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[grunting]
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That's what I'm talk--
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[grunting]
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Yeah.
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Uh-- now why would
I be embarrassed?
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I'll meet you in the car.
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[grunting]
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Listen, uh-- sorry.
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Sorry about that.
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That's-- that's his uncle.
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Well, son, you sure you're
ready to join a fraternity?
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Well, yeah.
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It should be fun.
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And you know, a lot
of prominent men
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join frats when
they go to college.
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Like who?
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Well, uh-- Martin
Luther King Jr.,
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Charles Drew, Johnnie Cochran.
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And what about
those idiot frat
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boys that stole the fire truck?
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Now that was pretty hilarious.
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And so very wrong.
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Malik, you are not in
school to waste our money.
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We spend a lot on
room and board.
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Look, if I make
it as a pledge,
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then I get to live
on campus for free.
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Free, free?
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Yeah.
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Free thousand, free hundred
dollars, and free-teen cents.
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All right.
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Look, man, as long as you
don't make a fool of yourself
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and you stay away from
those wild parties.
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I got it, dad--
no wild parties.
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What you know about--
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[grunting]
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Now why would
I be embarrassed?
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[music playing]
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Woo!
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This beat has got me bent!
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Oh, bring the
Payne, my brothers!
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Bring the Payne!
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[theme music]
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[music playing]
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Hey, Malik!
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You need to get down, man!
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The brothers are
watching you, dude.
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Yeah.
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And I'm watching the ladies.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Looks like you need a
little Payne in your life.
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No, man.
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I mean the Omega Sigma Rho
brothers are watching you.
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Yeah.
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Well, maybe they can
learn a little something.
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Hey, so, uh-- I heard
this is your favorite song
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and I'm about to be
your favorite freshman.
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Come on.
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Hey, here they come.
Here they come.
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You need to go.
Bye, bye.
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See you.
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What's up, guys?
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I'm Drew, President
of Omega Sigma Rho.
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Sebastian Gardner, sir.
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I wanted to meet
you for like ever!
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I'm Malik Payne.
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Oh, you mean, Bring
The Payne, right?
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Well, sometimes I go by that.
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I don't like to brag, but, uh--
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I can bring it
every now and then.
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Right.
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So what do you guys
think of the party?
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Well, I think you could
turn it up a little bit.
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Well, I-- I think
it's off the rope.
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You mean off the chain?
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That, too.
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You know, our fraternity
is not just about lunacy
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and debauchery.
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Well, then you are
not trying hard enough.
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You wouldn't be here if you
weren't interested in joining,
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right?
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Absolutely.
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I 100% cannot wait to--
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Dude!
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I'm just going to go.
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What about you?
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Well, I'm still a
little bit undecided
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on if I'm going to join or not.
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I haven't been convinced yet.
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So, uh-- what else did
your fraternity do?
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We, uh-- mentor young
men, like yourselves.
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And we also have a strong
impact on the community.
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Hey-- hey, where
are they going?
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They're going streaking.
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Oh, hey!
Come on, Malik!
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Uh-- no.
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I'm not going to be running
down the street in my underwear
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with some guys.
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They're going, too.
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Um-- where can I sign up?
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As of now, you
all are officially
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pledges of Omega Sigma Rho.
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Congratulations.
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Well, bring on the
streakers on the debauchery.
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Fall in line!
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You will address me as
Big Brother Drew Nasty!
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Oh, my.
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Who is he talking to?
- Shh.
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Part of the process.
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Get in line.
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You pledges will do
what I say, when I say.
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And you will learn the
following greeting--
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[SINGING] Big Brother Drew--
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zoom, zoom, zoom--
what must they do--
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zoom, zoom, zoom--
to be just like you?
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Oh, please!
Oh, please!
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Oh, please!
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Just get down to the knees, sir!
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Now you say it, backwards.
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Sir.
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Drew, brother, please,
please, please,
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break my knees, knees, knees.
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Now you say it backwards.
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Oh, please, Big Brother, what
must I do to be just like you?
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You think you smart, pledge?
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Tell me your name again.
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Uh-- Malik Payne.
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No.
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Your nickname.
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And say it with some enthusiasm
like you had last night.
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Oh!
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Bring The Pain, Big Brother!
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Well, if you insist.
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Hey, yo, Woody.
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Woody, my brother, someone says
they want to bring the pain.
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Big Brother, sir!
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He didn't know what he
was talking about, sir!
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Oh, really?
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Then how about
you take his pain?
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Oh, no, no.
I--
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Shut up, pledge.
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You think you're in charge?
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No, sir.
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Assume the position.
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Wha--
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Now!
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Uh-- yes, sir.
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Woody, if you would, please.
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[paddle smacking]
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[screaming]
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Say the wood feels
good, Big Brother.
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The wood feels
good, Big Brother.
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[paddle smacking]
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[groaning]
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The wood feels
good, Big Brother.
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[paddle smacking]
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[shrieking]
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The wood feels
good, Big Brother.
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[paddle smacking]
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[screaming]
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The wood feels
good, Big Brother.
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Wait.
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Where's Sebastian?
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We were supposed to meet the
Big Brothers here at 4:00.
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I'm here.
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Are you still limping
from being paddled?
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What can I say?
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I mean, this is what it takes.
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[puffing inhaler]
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Is it really worth all that?
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My dad and granddad
were both in the frat.
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And they pledged a
lot harder than this.
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Yeah.
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Well, what did they do?
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Build pyramids?
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No.
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Look, my dad built his business
with his frat brother's help.
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And, you know, they
all did it and now
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they're really successful.
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Yeah.
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And how many of them
walk with a limp?
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Just my granddad.
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That's his [inaudible].
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[yelling]
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Tick-tock!
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Tick-tock!
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Someone check the time!
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It's 4:00 in the
morning, Big Brother.
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And?
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And all is well
that ends well?
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No.
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It's 4:00 in the morning
and 12 seconds, 13 seconds.
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My, how time flies when
I'm with my Big Brothers.
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Now that's how you
tell time, right there.
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Now you tell me the time.
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Big Brother, I
forgot my watch.
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I'm tired and I can't focus.
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I understand.
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Maybe some push ups
will help you focus.
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Drop down and give me 1,500.
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- Push ups?
- No.
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Lollipops.
What do you think?
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I can't.
Man, my--
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All right.
Quit.
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Go home.
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Tell your-- your daddy
and your granddaddy
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that you don't
have what it takes.
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You can't do what they did.
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Mm hm.
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Get down there, boy.
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See, that's a real
pledge right there.
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The rest of you, grab a
brick and don't put it down.
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Not you, Payne.
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No, you assume the position.
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The other position.
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You think this is a game?
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Uh-- sir, no, sir.
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You know what it takes
to get in this frat?
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00:09:55,448 --> 00:09:57,655
Uh-- a cashier's check
and a well written essay?
273
00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,689
Blood, sweat, and tears!
274
00:10:02,793 --> 00:10:04,517
Look at your frat brother
down there, doing push ups.
275
00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,724
That's what it takes.
276
00:10:06,827 --> 00:10:08,620
Get up, pledge.
277
00:10:08,724 --> 00:10:12,068
I said, get up!
278
00:10:12,172 --> 00:10:16,241
Um-- I don't think
he's breathing.
279
00:10:16,344 --> 00:10:17,137
Let's go.
280
00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:22,275
Uh-- Sebastian?
281
00:10:22,379 --> 00:10:23,379
Sebastian!
282
00:10:23,482 --> 00:10:26,620
Somebody, please, call 9-1-1!
283
00:10:38,206 --> 00:10:42,034
Yo, Payne, let me talk
to you for a second.
284
00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:43,655
You know this is
your fault, right?
285
00:10:43,758 --> 00:10:44,689
What?
What did I do you?
286
00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:45,862
You were the one
who was supposed
287
00:10:45,965 --> 00:10:46,793
to be doing the push ups.
288
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:47,862
Yeah.
289
00:10:47,965 --> 00:10:49,241
But you're the one
who made him do it.
290
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:52,172
That's not what I saw, is it?
291
00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:53,551
Is it?
292
00:10:53,655 --> 00:10:56,068
Am I also the one
who paddled him?
293
00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:57,068
Paddle?
294
00:10:57,172 --> 00:10:58,206
I don't see a paddle?
295
00:10:58,310 --> 00:10:59,310
The one Woody's holding?
296
00:10:59,413 --> 00:11:00,172
Who is Woody?
297
00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:02,241
Are you-- are you feeling OK?
298
00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:03,793
Let me give you some advice--
299
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:08,586
now you can keep your mouth
shut and you'll be one of us
300
00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:11,862
in a few weeks, or
you can run your mouth
301
00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:14,344
and everyone on the yard
can find our you're a punk.
302
00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:16,241
Hey, Big Brother Drew.
303
00:11:16,344 --> 00:11:17,034
Hey, Sebastian.
304
00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:17,931
You all right, man?
305
00:11:18,034 --> 00:11:18,724
Yeah.
306
00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:20,551
It's an asthma attack.
307
00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:22,034
[coughing]
308
00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:25,000
[puffing inhaler]
309
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,931
Um-- I think we better
shut it down for the night.
310
00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:29,724
Wait, wait, wait.
311
00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:30,793
What?
312
00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:32,103
I didn't get to hold a brick.
313
00:11:32,206 --> 00:11:33,655
I can keep going.
- What?
314
00:11:33,758 --> 00:11:34,724
Are you crazy?
315
00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:35,793
I don't know if
you noticed or not,
316
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,620
you almost died
doing eight push ups.
317
00:11:37,724 --> 00:11:39,379
And what have you done, Payne?
318
00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:41,482
You know, I should
make you get down and--
319
00:11:41,586 --> 00:11:44,586
Make him do what?
320
00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:46,206
What's going on here?
321
00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:48,206
Early morning study session.
322
00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:50,827
I was talking to the students
who aren't carrying any books.
323
00:11:50,931 --> 00:11:53,034
Uh-- we were just, uh--
324
00:11:53,137 --> 00:11:53,827
uh--
325
00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:55,344
Morning calisthenics, sir.
326
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,793
I-- I kind of felt faint.
327
00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:58,310
That's all.
328
00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,103
Is that true?
329
00:12:00,206 --> 00:12:04,034
So everybody's got the
same story, is that right?
330
00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:06,379
Yes, sir.
331
00:12:06,482 --> 00:12:10,793
All for one, one for all.
332
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,413
So should I suspend
one of you or all of you?
333
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:31,034
You got to go through
something a little painful.
334
00:12:31,137 --> 00:12:32,413
Like the military?
335
00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:35,482
Like marriage.
336
00:12:35,586 --> 00:12:37,413
It doesn't matter because
when my dad gets home,
337
00:12:37,517 --> 00:12:38,827
he's going to kill me.
338
00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:41,931
Look, don't worry
about your daddy, OK?
339
00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:44,137
You did what you had
to do, you heard?
340
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:44,931
Come on!
341
00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:46,206
I got your back.
342
00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:47,931
Uncle got your back!
343
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:48,724
Malik!
344
00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:50,931
What were you thinking?
345
00:12:51,034 --> 00:12:53,931
What the hell
was you thinking?
346
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,586
And what if the dean
decides to suspend you?
347
00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:59,034
Speak up!
348
00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:01,620
Unc, please.
349
00:13:01,724 --> 00:13:02,448
OK.
350
00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:05,103
I'll just step out here.
351
00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:06,758
Uncle Curtis, you
said you had my back.
352
00:13:06,862 --> 00:13:07,724
I got-- I got--
353
00:13:07,827 --> 00:13:08,758
I got your back.
354
00:13:08,862 --> 00:13:10,068
Hey, C.J.!
355
00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:11,275
What?
356
00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:13,413
[WHISPERING] Don't forget
a belt. Don't forget--
357
00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:18,931
All right.
358
00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:20,931
Why didn't you just walk away?
359
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,724
Well, look, they were
hurting my pledge brother.
360
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:24,103
Damn the pledge brother.
361
00:13:24,206 --> 00:13:25,482
What about school?
362
00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:26,965
We talked about this.
363
00:13:27,068 --> 00:13:29,275
I told you not to
waste our money.
364
00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:32,034
Now you're about to get
kicked out your freshman year.
365
00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:33,620
Wha-- what do
you want me to do?
366
00:13:33,724 --> 00:13:35,620
I want you to find a solution.
367
00:13:35,724 --> 00:13:37,241
We didn't raise you like this.
368
00:13:37,344 --> 00:13:39,655
Look, I can't keep
running behind, trying
369
00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:41,517
to take care of your problems.
370
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:42,517
Can't you just one more time?
371
00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:43,413
For old times sake?
372
00:13:43,517 --> 00:13:44,827
No, Malik.
373
00:13:44,931 --> 00:13:47,448
You made the decision
to join the frat,
374
00:13:47,551 --> 00:13:49,206
then you got
yourself in trouble.
375
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,517
You're going to have
to make a decision
376
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,137
to get yourself out of it.
377
00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:53,655
What if I can't do it?
378
00:13:53,758 --> 00:13:55,517
Then I'm going to have to
come up there to that campus
379
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,827
and jump on them frats myself.
380
00:13:57,931 --> 00:13:58,620
Do you want that?
381
00:13:58,724 --> 00:14:00,000
Uh-- yeah.
382
00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:00,862
Oh.
383
00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:25,103
[coughing]
384
00:14:25,206 --> 00:14:27,068
[puffing inhaler]
385
00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:28,068
Yo, Malik!
386
00:14:28,172 --> 00:14:29,448
Where you been?
387
00:14:29,551 --> 00:14:31,344
Oh, did you have your discipline
hearing with Dr. Mitchell?
388
00:14:31,448 --> 00:14:32,655
Yeah.
389
00:14:32,758 --> 00:14:34,103
I told him that I was going
to get my butt kicked.
390
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,206
Why would you do that?
391
00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:36,413
I mean, the brothers
aren't going to haze
392
00:14:36,517 --> 00:14:37,793
us anymore, right, guys?
393
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:38,620
Uh-- no.
394
00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:40,379
I was talking about my dad.
395
00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:41,827
I mean, this
will all blow over.
396
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:42,620
What?
397
00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:43,448
Blow over?
398
00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:44,724
We might get suspended.
399
00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:46,931
Look, this happens
at campuses every year.
400
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:48,241
It's not that big of a deal.
401
00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:50,448
Yeah-- well,
tell that to them.
402
00:14:50,551 --> 00:14:51,275
Tick-tock!
403
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:52,241
Tick-tock!
404
00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:56,103
What time is it?
405
00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:58,724
Uh-- it is eight minutes
after midnight, Big--
406
00:14:58,827 --> 00:14:59,517
No.
407
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:00,689
No.
408
00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:05,275
It's time we settle some
unfinished business.
409
00:15:05,379 --> 00:15:07,034
When we last left our pledges,
they were in the midst
410
00:15:07,137 --> 00:15:08,413
of some mighty good wood.
411
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:11,275
Let's tune in and see
what happens this week.
412
00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:14,068
But, uh-- what
about the suspension?
413
00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:15,172
How could there
be a suspension
414
00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:17,344
if no one said anything?
415
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:18,827
Assume the position.
416
00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:20,413
Now!
417
00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:21,689
What-- I can't let you do it.
418
00:15:21,793 --> 00:15:22,551
It's not right.
- What?
419
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:23,724
No.
It's OK, Malik.
420
00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:24,758
I can do it, man.
- No!
421
00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:25,724
It's not OK, all right?
422
00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:26,862
You can't keep picking on him.
423
00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:29,758
He's in enough pain, uh--
424
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,034
Big Brother.
425
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:32,586
You're right.
426
00:15:32,689 --> 00:15:33,862
What was I thinking?
427
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:35,758
He has suffered enough.
428
00:15:35,862 --> 00:15:37,965
So you assume the
position or I'll take
429
00:15:38,068 --> 00:15:41,827
it out on all the rest of them.
430
00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:44,655
Now!
431
00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:45,896
Oh, I'm sorry, I
was just thinking.
432
00:15:49,137 --> 00:15:52,344
Now what we have
here, gentlemen,
433
00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:55,206
is a failure to communicate.
434
00:15:55,310 --> 00:16:00,206
Bring The Pain is
about to get the pain.
435
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:02,413
Oh, Father that
art in heaven--
436
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:03,620
No.
437
00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:05,620
Let me here you say
the wood is good.
438
00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:07,862
The pine is divine.
439
00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:09,206
Now this is going to
hurt you a lot more
440
00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:10,758
than it's going to hurt me.
441
00:16:10,862 --> 00:16:12,000
Uh-- give me some space.
442
00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:15,758
What's going on here?
443
00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:17,034
Ow!
444
00:16:17,137 --> 00:16:19,344
You stupid or are
just stupid, huh?
445
00:16:19,448 --> 00:16:20,689
Sweet Jesus!
446
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:21,689
Oh, thank you, mom!
447
00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:23,344
Oh, I love you,
the Easter bunny.
448
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:24,137
Woo!
449
00:16:26,379 --> 00:16:28,551
Malik, I'm sorry I
didn't get here any sooner.
450
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,551
Oh, no.
451
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,689
You got here just
in enough time.
452
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:34,551
You, boys-- you're
coming with me.
453
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:44,517
Now we're never
going to get in!
454
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:45,793
You snitched!
455
00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:47,310
Well, look, if taking
care of my pledge brothers
456
00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:50,241
is snitching, then,
yeah, I am a snitch.
457
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,172
Now what am I going to
tell my granddad and my dad?
458
00:16:52,275 --> 00:16:53,000
Man!
459
00:17:13,896 --> 00:17:14,896
Malik?
460
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
Oh, hey, Dr. Mitchell.
461
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:16,793
Coffee?
462
00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:18,344
Uh-- no, thank you.
463
00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:20,517
Look, son, I want you to know
that you did the right thing.
464
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:21,758
Did I?
465
00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:23,000
Because I just
can't believe people
466
00:17:23,103 --> 00:17:24,655
would put themselves
through something like that.
467
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:27,448
Hey, what kind of
idiot would do that?
468
00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:30,655
Well, you are looking
at one of those idiots.
469
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:31,931
You're in a fraternity?
470
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:33,827
I'm Omega Sigma Rho.
471
00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:37,344
Pledged in the spring of 1975.
472
00:17:37,448 --> 00:17:39,758
Well, if you had the chance
to do it all over again,
473
00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:40,827
would you?
474
00:17:40,931 --> 00:17:42,241
Look, son, despite
what happened here,
475
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:44,896
I don't want you to get the
wrong idea about fraternities.
476
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,827
They have a rich history
on college campuses
477
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:50,000
all across the country and they
do serve the community well.
478
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,241
Well, what's going to
happen to Omega Sigma Rho?
479
00:17:52,344 --> 00:17:53,310
Are they suspended?
480
00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:55,000
No, but it'll be
a while before they
481
00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:56,275
have another pledge class.
482
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,103
What?
483
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,206
Like till next semester?
484
00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:01,896
Try next century.
485
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,137
I'm proud of you, son.
486
00:18:09,862 --> 00:18:13,655
Malik, you did the
right thing, buddy.
487
00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:14,689
Thanks.
488
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,724
I'm just doing
what you taught me.
489
00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:19,793
So you still want
to join a frat?
490
00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:21,793
Well, you know, I've actually
been thinking about it.
491
00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:24,034
And I don't know.
492
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,344
Maybe.
493
00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:27,862
Then go bus them dishes.
494
00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:29,620
What?
495
00:18:29,724 --> 00:18:33,103
And after you get done with
that, I need you to wash my car
496
00:18:33,206 --> 00:18:34,724
and shine my shoes.
497
00:18:34,827 --> 00:18:36,758
But dad, I got to
go back to school.
498
00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:37,896
Why are you doing this?
499
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,241
Because I'm pledging
you into the Dad Frat!
500
00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:43,000
Now drop down and give me 20.
501
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:44,275
$20?
502
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:47,000
20 push ups!
503
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:47,793
OK.
504
00:18:57,827 --> 00:18:58,862
Dad, look, I really think that--
505
00:19:01,827 --> 00:19:04,034
Woo.
506
00:19:04,137 --> 00:19:06,137
I can see you.
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