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Yes, Felicia's
coming to see me.
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[doorbell]
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Oh, Felicia?
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Yes, yes.
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Ah.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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[camera shutters]
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Oh, hell, it's just you.
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Oh, please Floyd.
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What are you doing here and
why are you dressed like that?
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I'm here to get some dirt
on your funky fresh friend,
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Felicia.
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And why would you
want to do that?
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Revenge Ella.
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Yeah, Felicia
broke my heart when
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she dumped me for that mime.
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Floyd, you haven't
even met Felicia.
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In my heart I have.
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We had everything Ella.
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We had a house,
kids, bunny rabbits.
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Mm-hmm.
Buh-bye.
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Buh-bye.
- What?
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Hop right on out.
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- Why?
- Bye.
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OK, look here,
I'll leave as soon
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as I install these hidden
cameras I want to put in here.
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No Floyd.
Out the door.
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Buh-bye.
Thank you.
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Ugh, Ella.
Oh.
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[camera shutters]
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Oh hell, it's y'all.
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[door opens]
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And why are you three here?
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Oh, we just came by to
see how you were doing.
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OK, OK, we came to
meet Felicia Starr.
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So where is she?
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She's running late.
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Oh Miss Ella,
we are so excited.
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I cannot wait to meet her.
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Why didn't you ever
tell us that you
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were friends with Felicia star?
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It's not something I'd
like to broadcast ever.
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Besides when people
find out you are
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friends with someone
who's famous,
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the first thing they ask is--
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Oh my goodness, can she
put Christian in a movie?
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That.
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I'm telling you, he's a
great little actor all ready.
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Aren't you, bubba?
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He sure is.
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Watch this.
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Hey, watch?
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OK, look happy.
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[baby coos]
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Cheese.
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What's that?
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Now, look like
you got a boo-boo.
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Awe.
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See?
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See?
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He's like a little Denzel.
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Who, the baby or Miranda?
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The baby.
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Felicia is not coming
here to discover any body.
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She's just coming to
hang out with our family.
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So I want you two
to just act normal.
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[IN UNISON] Yes ma'am.
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Thank you.
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[IN A FANCY ACCENT]
Breakfast is served.
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Curtis?
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Mm, smell the menthol.
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Sushi and cigarettes?
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What kind of breakfast is that?
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It's very breakfast.
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That is not for you.
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You don't know nothing
about this, OK?
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This is for Felicia.
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Curtis?
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Baby, this is so nice of you.
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I know--
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Felicia does not
need all of this.
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She don't need--
you know, what?
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You right.
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She should need some
champagne and some caviar.
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And I got some right here--
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- Curtis?
- What?
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Stop.
You guys stop.
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Now, listen, I know it's
not every day that somebody
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famous comes to visit us.
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So you know, I just want you
to treat Felicia like she's
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just another one of my friends.
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Yeah, just a
friend who happened
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to have an Oscar and a Tony.
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And a Hoodie award.
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She got a Hoodie award?
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Yes.
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She is not just your friend.
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She is a movie star Miss Ella.
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I know this.
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Then you should
know she expects
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to be treated like one, baby.
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Come on.
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No.
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Look, we should roll out every
inch of the red carpet for her.
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That's what I say.
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Listen-- listen to me.
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Felicia is not like that.
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She is so down to Earth, really.
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Fame changes people, Mama.
[doorbell]
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Mm-hmmm.
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It changes Your attitude,
your hair, and your lips.
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Listen, trust me, Felicia
has not changed a bit.
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Hello, Ella.
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Darling.
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[clapping]
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Bravo.
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Bravo.
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Your life sounds so perfect.
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That's because
it is sweetheart.
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Never a dull moment.
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[cackling]
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You know something Ella, I
just love this house of yours.
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I'm telling you, it
is just so quaint.
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That was the same
thing that I said
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the first time that I was--
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[grunting]
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Felicia, we are actually
moving into a bigger
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custom built house.
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Oh, well darling that's
wonderful, because the way you
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cook, you're going to
need a bigger kitchen.
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Yeah, my mama
could throw down.
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You know something?
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I should have hired you to
cook for me instead of my chef.
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Ugh, he's just so expensive.
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Wait a minute, wait a
minute, hold the hell up.
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Curtis?
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You got a little beside
yourself, ain't you?
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God know that's right.
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I mean, baby come
on-- you can't pay
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my wife to cook for you.
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Hell, she'll do it for free.
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Aw.
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So how often do you all do this?
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Eat?
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Every day.
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Sometimes three times a day.
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No, I mean, you know,
sit around and talk.
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Every day, Sometimes
three times a day.
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Really?
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You all just seem so happy.
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That's because we are happy.
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I have been happy since the
first day that I met Calvin.
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Aw.
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Well, I've been happy
with Curtis ever since--
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Baby?
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Just ever since.
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Ever since what?
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You saying it with half energy.
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I'm just playing.
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Oh look, an antique.
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You know, I remember the one
time I stayed home cooking
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and talking to my husband.
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We ended up filing for divorce.
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Oh.
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Awe, Darryl.
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Awe Darryl, nothing.
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He's my ex.
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I'm on my third
husband now, Joffrey.
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Hey.
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Aw, hey.
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Hey, what's up cuz?
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What's up man?
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Reverend, how you doing?
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This is William.
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My bad.
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He will be-- you know
just being the supervisor,
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he'll be handling your
visits with Calvin Jr.
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OK.
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Mr. Payne, I want you
to pretend as if you
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can that I'm not even here.
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I want this visit
to be as comfortable
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and as pleasant as possible.
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Thanks.
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I appreciate that.
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Yeah, you like the ball, huh?
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Uh-oh, I got it.
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And we want to
capture every moment.
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Say cheese, Calvin.
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I'm sorry, photos
are not allowed.
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What?
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You have got to be kidding me.
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Put the hood away.
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Put the hood away.
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Photos are not allowed
without the consent
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of the custodial parent.
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I can't take
pictures of my own son?
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Let me check on that.
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Hold on a sec.
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Don't nobody trip.
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Don't nobody trip.
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Well, yeah, according to
the paperwork I have here,
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without permission of
the custodial parent,
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you guys can't take pictures.
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Sorry.
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That's what's up.
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It's OK little man,
we'll have plenty of time
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to take pictures.
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You like that, huh?
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Do you want to go
see Christian upstairs?
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Yes.
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Come on, let's go.
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Let's go.
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Come on, let's
go see Christian.
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What is the problem?
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The rules state that I'm to
see any contact between you
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and the child at all times.
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This is insane.
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I'm sorry, the
rules are the rules.
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OK, you know what,
don't worry about it.
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Christian's asleep anyway.
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You want to play
a game little man?
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Come on, let's play telephone.
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Come on, let's
play with the toys.
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Oh, I love this game.
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I used to play this game.
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OK, I'm going to
tell you a secret.
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You have to tell daddy, OK?
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I'm sorry, whispering
is not allowed.
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You have got to be kidding me.
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The rules state that I'm to
hear everything at all times.
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Come on little man.
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Good choice of
toys little man.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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I missed you little man.
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You know, what?
Guess what?
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Guess what?
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Mommy Miranda missed you, too.
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Mm-hmm.
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We both missed you and
we love you very much.
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Aw, that's so precious.
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The daddy my mom introduced
me to told me the same thing.
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Let's go.
Let's go.
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D him up.
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D him up.
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Get it.
What's wrong with you.
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Block him.
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You gotta play some defense.
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Get that ball.
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Take it from him.
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I'm afraid that's all
the time we have for today.
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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No, we were supposed to
have at least three hours.
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The custodial parent only
approved one hour visits.
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One hour?
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I'm very sad.
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Time to go big guy.
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Hey, little man.
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Daddy just want--
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Come on.
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Let's go.
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We're going to go bye-bye.
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Really?
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Awe, bye honey.
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We'll see you in two weeks.
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Mom go too?
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Two weeks.
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That's right.
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Can you give me
a minute, please?
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Thank you.
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Hey, junior I love you, OK?
273
00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:01,896
And don't you forget
that, all right?
274
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:02,689
OK.
275
00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:03,551
All right.
276
00:09:03,655 --> 00:09:04,413
All right, got to go.
277
00:09:04,517 --> 00:09:05,206
Love you baby.
278
00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:11,344
What you got?
279
00:09:11,448 --> 00:09:12,310
What you got?
280
00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:13,482
Bill Cosby.
281
00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:14,758
Oh OK, it been awhile.
282
00:09:14,862 --> 00:09:15,517
Been awhile.
283
00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:17,000
Let me see.
284
00:09:17,103 --> 00:09:19,206
You change the pudding and you
place the pudding in the bowl.
285
00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:20,551
You see?
286
00:09:20,655 --> 00:09:23,896
And then you put the bowl in
the refrigerator, you see?
287
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,310
Oh.
288
00:09:25,413 --> 00:09:26,275
That's good.
289
00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:27,413
OK, here's a hard one--
290
00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:28,827
What you got?
291
00:09:28,931 --> 00:09:29,965
Al Pacino.
292
00:09:30,068 --> 00:09:34,000
Oh, please, say hello
to my little friend.
293
00:09:34,103 --> 00:09:37,379
Oh, Curtis, you are so funny.
294
00:09:37,482 --> 00:09:38,206
Thank you.
295
00:09:38,310 --> 00:09:41,724
I give God all praise.
296
00:09:41,827 --> 00:09:43,344
My turn.
297
00:09:43,448 --> 00:09:45,310
Guess what I found
in the garage?
298
00:09:45,413 --> 00:09:48,275
What did you find?
299
00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:54,206
Oh Ella, that's us in the
Madison middle school play.
300
00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:57,310
Yes, it sure is.
301
00:09:57,413 --> 00:10:01,655
Curtis, Ella here got
the lead in the play
302
00:10:01,758 --> 00:10:04,206
because the class president
had a crush on her.
303
00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:05,586
No.
304
00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:09,000
Baby, everybody know you
was a little huzzy in school.
305
00:10:09,103 --> 00:10:10,310
No, Curtis, no.
306
00:10:10,413 --> 00:10:13,206
I got the lead role because
I was a better actress.
307
00:10:13,310 --> 00:10:15,448
Oh Ella, come on now.
308
00:10:15,551 --> 00:10:18,586
Between the two of us,
we both know that I
309
00:10:18,689 --> 00:10:22,137
was always a better actress--
310
00:10:22,241 --> 00:10:25,172
than you.
311
00:10:25,275 --> 00:10:26,448
You know, she is good though.
312
00:10:26,551 --> 00:10:28,034
You gotta admit it.
313
00:10:28,137 --> 00:10:30,172
Is that right?
314
00:10:30,275 --> 00:10:33,517
And I have got the
Oscar, the Tony--
315
00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:36,275
And the Hoodie.
316
00:10:36,379 --> 00:10:37,827
To prove it.
317
00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:39,448
What have you got?
318
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:43,896
A gingerbread house
and a goofy husband.
319
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,724
[cackling]
320
00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:51,724
OK Felicia, you
will not disrespect me
321
00:10:51,827 --> 00:10:55,862
nor my goofy husband
in our house.
322
00:10:55,965 --> 00:10:57,862
Oh, come on, sweetheart.
323
00:10:57,965 --> 00:11:00,724
It is not disrespect
if it's the truth.
324
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,068
Oh-- Oh, you want
to hear the truth.
325
00:11:03,172 --> 00:11:04,862
Yes, I want to hear the truth.
326
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,172
You can't handle the truth.
327
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,793
Curtis.
328
00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:10,586
Felicia?
329
00:11:10,689 --> 00:11:11,620
Mm.
330
00:11:11,724 --> 00:11:13,655
You could have
been a great actress
331
00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:16,310
had you spent more time on
your lines and less time
332
00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:17,310
on your back.
333
00:11:17,413 --> 00:11:18,379
What?
334
00:11:18,482 --> 00:11:21,172
You heard what I
said-- on your back.
335
00:11:21,275 --> 00:11:22,551
Oh, no you didn't.
336
00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:23,793
Yes, I have--
337
00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:27,379
I have never, ever slept
with anybody for a role.
338
00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:28,448
Oh please, honey.
339
00:11:28,551 --> 00:11:30,413
You got an Oscar
because the man's name
340
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,655
was Oscar that you slept with.
341
00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:33,965
Oh, Ella, no you didn't.
342
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:34,758
Oh, please.
343
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:35,586
Yes, I know this.
344
00:11:35,689 --> 00:11:36,517
I know this.
345
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:37,482
No you didn't.
346
00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:38,344
You take the pudding.
347
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,137
You put the pudding--
348
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:40,448
Curtis, shut up.
349
00:11:40,551 --> 00:11:41,448
What?
350
00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:43,103
Look, you two are friends.
351
00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,137
Act like it, OK?
352
00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:46,000
Come on.
353
00:11:46,103 --> 00:11:48,517
You know what, you're jealous.
354
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,724
That's right, you're jealous.
355
00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:53,206
You're jealous
because I made it.
356
00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:57,517
And you are a nobody who
could have been a somebody.
357
00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:58,310
Ha-ha.
358
00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:03,862
It's time for you to go.
359
00:12:03,965 --> 00:12:06,137
Oh, so you putting me out.
360
00:12:06,241 --> 00:12:06,931
Right now.
361
00:12:07,034 --> 00:12:07,758
Right now.
362
00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:14,137
Fine.
363
00:12:14,241 --> 00:12:17,172
I will get my things.
364
00:12:17,275 --> 00:12:19,482
[doorbell]
365
00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:21,310
I bet she never kicked
out of a gingerbread house.
366
00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:22,103
Curtis.
367
00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:27,137
[opens door]
368
00:12:27,241 --> 00:12:28,586
[camera shutters]
369
00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:32,517
Felicia, is it true you have
six toes on one of your feet.
370
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,344
Get back.
371
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,724
Get the hell out.
372
00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:36,965
I'm sorry to
bother you, but I'm
373
00:12:37,068 --> 00:12:38,241
looking for my wife Felicia.
374
00:12:38,344 --> 00:12:39,379
Is she here by any chance?
375
00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:40,379
Yes, she's here.
376
00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:41,413
But she's getting
ready to leave.
377
00:12:41,517 --> 00:12:42,620
Oh, thank god.
378
00:12:42,724 --> 00:12:44,965
OK, you must be Joffrey.
379
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:45,862
Is everything OK?
380
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,068
No, it isn't.
381
00:12:47,172 --> 00:12:48,586
You must be Ella.
382
00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:50,620
Felicia's been missing
for the past three days.
383
00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:57,655
OK, what do you
mean by missing?
384
00:12:57,758 --> 00:12:58,896
Missing.
Gone.
385
00:12:59,000 --> 00:12:59,793
Just--
[door opens]
386
00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:00,413
[camera shutters]
- Get back.
387
00:13:00,517 --> 00:13:01,000
Back at you.
388
00:13:01,103 --> 00:13:03,862
Back at you.
389
00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:05,620
Whoa, those paparazzi
are something else.
390
00:13:05,724 --> 00:13:08,896
I mean, they about as bad as
a groupie on a ballplayer.
391
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,172
Where my baby Felicia?
392
00:13:10,275 --> 00:13:11,068
My baby, Felicia?
393
00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:11,862
That's what I said.
394
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,413
Who are you?
395
00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:15,379
Who are you?
396
00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:17,034
This is her husband.
397
00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:18,448
Oh, the mime.
398
00:13:18,551 --> 00:13:19,758
That was the first.
399
00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:20,551
My bad.
400
00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:23,862
Ah--
401
00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:27,206
[camera shutters]
402
00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:28,172
Joffrey?
403
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:28,965
Indeed.
404
00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:32,965
How did you find me?
405
00:13:33,068 --> 00:13:34,586
You'll have to ask the
paparazzi for their source?
406
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:35,448
Ella?
407
00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:37,827
Please, I wouldn't do that.
408
00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:39,000
Curtis?
409
00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:39,896
No, I didn't do it.
410
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:40,827
I promise.
411
00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:43,241
Then who was it?
412
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,724
Nice one.
413
00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:45,689
[camera shutters]
414
00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,206
Ugh.
415
00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:48,413
Get on out.
416
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:50,068
OK, I know the drill.
417
00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:51,517
You know it's me, fools.
418
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:52,517
Get back.
419
00:13:56,620 --> 00:14:00,310
So this is where you've been
hiding for the past three days.
420
00:14:00,413 --> 00:14:02,655
No, she just got
here this morning.
421
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,379
Where the hell you been?
422
00:14:04,482 --> 00:14:06,517
Little quaint for your
taste, don't you think?
423
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,896
If I hear the word quaint
one more time, Curtis.
424
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,137
I'm not playing.
425
00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:11,068
What you want Joffrey?
426
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:12,448
I want my money.
427
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,137
It's my money.
428
00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:15,206
It's our money.
429
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:17,344
It was my money
before I met you.
430
00:14:17,448 --> 00:14:18,862
It'll be my money
when you're gone.
431
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,758
The judge says it's our money.
432
00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:21,620
My money.
433
00:14:21,724 --> 00:14:22,551
50/50 community property.
434
00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:23,620
It has not been 10 years yet.
435
00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:24,413
Calm down.
436
00:14:24,517 --> 00:14:25,206
Calm down.
437
00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:26,379
Quit.
438
00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:30,000
I have one question,
where's the money now?
439
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:30,793
Curtis?
440
00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:31,586
What?
441
00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:33,137
Get out of there.
442
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,931
Excuse me.
443
00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:36,758
OK, if I find the
stash, it's mine.
444
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:41,862
Felicia, what is going on?
445
00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:48,793
We are getting a divorce.
446
00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:50,482
We have been
separated for months.
447
00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:52,896
And he even put me
out of my own house.
448
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,103
Because you had
an affair Felicia.
449
00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:56,034
Because you pushed me away.
450
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:57,827
You stopped talking to me.
451
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:01,517
And we haven't had
sex for over a year.
452
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:02,965
Felicia?
453
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,379
What Curtis?
454
00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:09,241
Just go find
the money, really.
455
00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:11,068
Felicia, that's
too much information.
456
00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:12,000
Hmm.
457
00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:12,793
Really.
458
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:18,034
And he even turned
my own son against me.
459
00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:20,137
Our son is in rehab
because of you Felicia.
460
00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:21,379
Jason is in rehab?
461
00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:26,275
Felicia?
462
00:15:26,379 --> 00:15:27,068
Yes.
463
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:36,103
So I guess this my life
is perfect stuff was a lie.
464
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,586
It doesn't seem so
perfect now, does it?
465
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:39,724
We've had a rough few years.
466
00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:47,206
So I guess you coming here
to catch up on old times
467
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:49,344
was a lie too?
468
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,068
I didn't have any place to go.
469
00:15:52,172 --> 00:15:53,862
I just want a normal life.
470
00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:55,517
Not this again.
471
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:59,137
Yes, that again.
472
00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:01,620
You know, I don't
have any privacy.
473
00:16:01,724 --> 00:16:04,379
See, I can't do
anything in private.
474
00:16:04,482 --> 00:16:06,482
I go out of my house
with no makeup on--
475
00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:07,724
Page 6.
476
00:16:07,827 --> 00:16:12,413
I can't even get my
heart broken in private.
477
00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:15,379
Felicia, come on,
where are you going?
478
00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:19,034
You asked me to leave
and so I'm leaving.
479
00:16:19,137 --> 00:16:20,137
Felicia, wait.
480
00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:23,034
You want to know
something Ella,
481
00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:25,965
you don't know how
good you have it.
482
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:26,758
[door opens]
483
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:27,724
Hey baby.
484
00:16:27,827 --> 00:16:32,103
[door slams]
485
00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:32,896
Felicia?
486
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:33,862
Felicia?
487
00:16:33,965 --> 00:16:34,655
Felicia?
488
00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:35,448
Felicia?
489
00:16:38,862 --> 00:16:40,724
I'm afraid Mr.
Payne misunderstood.
490
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:42,000
No, I understood
you perfectly.
491
00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:43,896
No, he understood
you perfectly.
492
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,344
[doorbell]
493
00:16:46,448 --> 00:16:47,965
I was just gonna call--
494
00:16:48,068 --> 00:16:48,965
I was just calling you.
495
00:16:49,068 --> 00:16:51,413
I was just going to say--
496
00:16:51,517 --> 00:16:53,586
The social worker just said
our supervised visitation
497
00:16:53,689 --> 00:16:54,482
kkjkjj
498
00:16:54,586 --> 00:16:55,758
Well, that's because you have.
499
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,931
Well, why did we
lose our visits?
500
00:16:58,034 --> 00:17:01,068
You haven't lost your visits.
501
00:17:01,172 --> 00:17:02,000
What?
502
00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:03,448
OK, I'm confused.
503
00:17:03,551 --> 00:17:04,793
I need you to
explain this to me.
504
00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:06,620
OK, that's what I've
been trying to tell you.
505
00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:08,413
Your visits have
not been suspended.
506
00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:10,344
They just won't be
supervised anymore.
507
00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:11,137
Are you serious?
508
00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:12,965
I'm serious.
509
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:14,551
OK, wait, how did you do it?
510
00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:16,000
Well, according to
the visitation report
511
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,758
William filed, he made you
guys look like superstars.
512
00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:21,172
So I presented this to
Tracy and her lawyers,
513
00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:23,551
and you know they used it as
evidence to prove that you
514
00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:25,000
guys are great parents.
515
00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:26,620
So she had no choice
but to reverse
516
00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:29,758
all the games she be running.
517
00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:31,344
Mr. Payne with me
being a single parent,
518
00:17:31,448 --> 00:17:32,862
I saw how you interact
with Calvin Jr
519
00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:36,551
and it just melted my heart.
520
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:37,931
Thank you, William.
521
00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:39,655
You don't understand how
much we appreciate this.
522
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,172
Don't thank me.
523
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,034
Thank your lawyer.
524
00:17:43,137 --> 00:17:45,206
Will Tracy be able to
reverse this whole agreement
525
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:46,655
that we have?
526
00:17:46,758 --> 00:17:49,758
As long as you don't start any
more fires little blow torch.
527
00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:54,793
Check this out, I also got
Tracy to agree to give you guys
528
00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:57,620
unsupervised weekend visits.
529
00:17:57,724 --> 00:17:59,620
Wait, the whole weekend?
530
00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,344
Are you serious?
531
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,551
You know I never
thought I would say this,
532
00:18:04,655 --> 00:18:05,827
but you've done a
really good job.
533
00:18:05,931 --> 00:18:06,758
You're a wonderful lawyer.
534
00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:08,551
I know I'm a wonderful lawyer.
535
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,931
You all gonna feed me now?
536
00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:14,586
Learn from your mistakes.
537
00:18:14,689 --> 00:18:17,586
Lean on those who love you.
538
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:22,344
Because in the end,
they're all you've got.
539
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:24,517
Why does that
sound so familiar?
540
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:30,310
Ugh, that's from our play
that we did in Madison.
541
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:34,655
Ella, I got to thank you.
542
00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:38,000
I got to thank you for
being a true friend.
543
00:18:38,103 --> 00:18:39,344
Aw, I love you.
I love you.
544
00:18:39,448 --> 00:18:40,758
I love you.
- I love you girl.
545
00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,000
Let's see if you
remember this one.
546
00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:43,068
Come on.
547
00:18:43,172 --> 00:18:45,000
[SINGING] If
you ever need me--
548
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:58,482
[SINGING] All you
got to do is call me.
549
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:02,241
Yeah.
550
00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:03,448
Yessa.
551
00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:05,517
Oh, I love you.
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