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My goodness.
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Come on, baby.
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Look, we've been at this
for over an hour, OK?
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Haven't we already gone
through these rules?
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I gave you the rules for
acceptable packing materials.
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These are the rules
for moving day.
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Moving day, baby.
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There's more rules
than there are residents.
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Curtis, we have to know all
of this information, baby.
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Yeah, and as president of
the Homeowners' Association,
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it's my duty to inform you.
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Now where were we?
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You was yappin',
and I was bored.
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Oh, and Mr. Payne,
let's talk about garbage.
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I thought that's
what we were doing.
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Don't you want to know
what kind of bag to use?
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No, I don't.
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All I know is I'm
gonna need a body
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bag for a old bag in a minute.
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Curtis.
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All right.
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All right already.
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All right.
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[sigh]
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Mrs. Payne, it's
been a pleasure.
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Mr. Payne, you've been a pain.
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Thanks
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
- I can't--
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Thank you.
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Bye, Ms. Clampit.
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Curtis, you're
not even trying.
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Phew.
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I'm glad that's over.
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[clatter]
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Try for what, honey?
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Try for what?
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I'm so sick of this.
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I own this house.
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Well, I'm gonna
own that house too.
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It's my rules.
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Ain't nothing changing.
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Curtis, yes it is.
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No, it ain't.
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Listen, we are moving to a
new home with new neighbors.
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Curtis, I really
want to fit in, baby.
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Baby, the only thing
I'm trying to fit in right
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now is this couch.
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You don't get things.
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Get up.
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Get your feet off this couch.
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You better done
quit hitting me.
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Curtis.
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Why is this in the door?
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'Cause we moving, baby.
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Huh, this is ridiculous.
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[snore]
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[mumbling]
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'Sup.
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Burglar!
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Burglar!
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Mr. Jefferson!
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Mr. Jefferson!
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Ouch!
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Ow!
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What's all the fuss about?
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- Burglar.
- What?
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I ain't no burglar.
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That's George Jefferson.
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What?
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I'm George Jefferson?
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What the hell?
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[theme music]
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Well, if he's Mr.
Jefferson, who are you?
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I'm George Jefferson too.
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What you talkin'
'bout, Willis?
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That's the wrong show.
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And he stole that from me.
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Wait a minute.
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Am I Mr. Jefferson too?
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No, you're still Florence.
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So I'm working for
two Mr. Jeffersons.
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I'm expecting two paychecks.
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Hmph, you're lucky to get one.
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Got that right.
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[snicker]
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Wait a minute.
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I'm on "The Jeffersons"?
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I'm on "The Jeffersons"?
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Look at that!
Look at that!
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Bam!
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Bam!
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Bam!
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You got the-- look at the--
there are pictures of-- there's
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the room back there.
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Oh my goodness.
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Hey, Mama!
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Mama, I'm on "The Jeffersons"!
Mama!
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Sorry, ain't no cameras.
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We taped our last show in 1985.
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OK, then why am I here?
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Yeah, why is he here?
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Because you're here to learn
about the rich and snooty.
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I mean, who knows more about
living with the elite than me?
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I fit right in.
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Yeah.
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[laughing]
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Oh, you lived
here, Mr. Jefferson,
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but you never did fit in.
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Look, I am your guide.
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Nobody can see me
but you and Florence.
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How did I get so lucky?
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OK, well, that's impossible,
because you're right here.
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Oh, you'll see.
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Ella.
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Calvin.
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George.
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Oh, George, we had such a
lovely lunch with the Willises.
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Yeah, Pop, you should've come.
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Ella, Calvin, y'all
got sucked into this too?
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Who's Ella and Calvin, Pop?
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George, have you been in
Mother Jefferson's vodka again?
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See, I told you.
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[doorbell]
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Normally, I wouldn't get that,
but this is getting too good.
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Wonder who's at the door.
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Maybe somebody from
"The Cosby Show."
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Mm-hmm.
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Jenny, Helen, Tom,
what are you doing here?
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You left your
Turkey Tetrazzini.
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Wait a minute,
honey, I'll take that.
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Hi, Lionel.
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Hi, Jenny.
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Wanna go upstairs and study?
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Sure.
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That's odd.
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He's not bringing any books?
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Kids today, huh, George?
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[slap]
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OK, who the hell are you?
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I'm Tom Willis.
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George, such a kidder.
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[slap]
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OK, you got one more time.
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Hit me.
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You know, you didn't have any
white people in your family,
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so they hired me.
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That's pretty good.
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I think we should be getting
back upstairs before they get
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too far along in their studies.
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Come on.
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Oh, you're right, honey.
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Oh, Tom, Helen, thank
you for coming by.
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This is crazy.
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Eh, so, Ella--
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Weezy.
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Ella Weezy?
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Just "Weezy," George.
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OK, do I look
different to you?
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You are as handsome as ever.
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[scoff]
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He ain't nowhere
near as handsome as me.
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In your dreams.
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I heard that.
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[doorbell]
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- Did y'all want me to get that?
- Yes.
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Yeah.
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Can't.
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I'm on my lunch break.
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Don't look at me.
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She's been on her lunch
break for 20 years.
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I got it.
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Mr. Jefferson.
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Floyd.
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Ralph.
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I brought you your mail.
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Oh, OK.
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[clears throat]
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Is there something
wrong with your throat?
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[clears throat]
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I know you don't expect me to
tip you for giving me my mail.
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OK, I'll just take this back.
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You gotta pay.
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He's still holding my
tax return from 1985.
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'82.
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- Is that a dollar on the floor?
- Where?
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Right there.
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Oh!
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[slam]
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So this is what a deluxe
apartment in the sky
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looks like.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, I feel you.
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Hey, ain't you got
some maiding to do?
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Ain't you got
some brewing to do?
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Ow.
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Ella-- Weezy.
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What is she doing here?
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She was kind enough to help
me carry the centerpiece.
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Oh, I see you haven't
cleaned up for the party yet.
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You might consider getting
some help around here.
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Honey, I've been trying
to tell them that for years.
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Party?
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What party?
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George.
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Now you know that we are
having a get together tonight
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so we can know our neighbors.
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More importantly,
to get to know you.
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If you don't fit in, your
time will be very short-lived.
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Well, I don't want
to know those people.
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Well, you might as well
burn the building down,
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'cause this building is
full of snooty people.
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George, don't say
that in front of her.
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[sigh]
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I better get going.
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I'll see you two tonight.
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Thank you for coming.
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George, listen now, I want you
to be on your best behavior.
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He will.
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I will?
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Oh, thank you, George.
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Now listen, I have to go
and get the decorations.
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I'll be back.
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You really need
that throat lozenge.
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OK.
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So, you ready to fit in?
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Hell no.
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Oh, you wanna feel
the wrath of Ella Weezy?
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[groan]
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All right, pay attention.
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First, you've gotta
exaggerate the truth.
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You mean lie?
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Well, to-may-to,
to-mah-to, you know?
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Look, OK, he says he's
the vice president,
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you're the president.
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He says he's a prince,
you're the king.
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If he owns a show dog,
you own an atomic dog.
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Eye contact.
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Always look rich people
right dead in the eye.
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It makes them nervous when
you look into their wallets.
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OK.
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Then there's the
hearty handshake.
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[ham laughter]
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Slap on the back.
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[slap]
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Ouch!
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That hurt.
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It's supposed to hurt.
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Want to make an impression.
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OK.
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But the most important
thing of all is the walk.
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Oh, please, I got that.
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Show me.
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I'm Curtis T. Payne.
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I got that.
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No, no, hold, hold, no, no.
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Tom Willis can walk
better than that.
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You know, you gotta
do some funky.
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OK, I smell you.
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You gotta cover
you and your money.
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OK, I can do that.
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Cover you and your money.
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[laughing]
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Cover you and your money.
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All right.
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Almost like you swimming.
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Yeah.
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Lord, now I'm really gonna
need a raise for all this.
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[laugh]
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He said he own a--
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OK, all right, so you own
a landscaping business?
273
00:09:17,241 --> 00:09:18,068
Owns a landscaping business.
274
00:09:18,172 --> 00:09:18,862
Mm-hmm.
275
00:09:18,965 --> 00:09:19,827
Yeah.
276
00:09:19,931 --> 00:09:22,586
Well, I-- I invented grass.
277
00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:23,896
Oh, that was good.
278
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,344
Too good.
279
00:09:25,448 --> 00:09:27,000
[laughing]
280
00:09:27,103 --> 00:09:27,793
[slap]
281
00:09:27,896 --> 00:09:29,241
[thud]
282
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,241
The Worthingtons.
283
00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:36,000
Oh, now remember
what I told you.
284
00:09:36,103 --> 00:09:36,793
OK.
285
00:09:36,896 --> 00:09:37,724
OK, OK.
286
00:09:41,551 --> 00:09:43,034
[ham laughter]
287
00:09:43,137 --> 00:09:45,551
Mr. Worthington.
288
00:09:45,655 --> 00:09:48,655
It is a pleasure to
have you in my abode.
289
00:09:48,758 --> 00:09:50,758
I see he brought
his horse with him.
290
00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:53,172
He can tie it up right away.
291
00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:55,586
It's so nice to finally
meet your mother.
292
00:09:55,689 --> 00:09:58,275
Mama Worthington, it's
so nice to have you here.
293
00:09:58,379 --> 00:09:59,517
That's his wife.
294
00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:01,034
[smack]
295
00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:02,344
You didn't tell me.
296
00:10:02,448 --> 00:10:04,620
The Worthingtons, now leaving.
297
00:10:04,724 --> 00:10:06,793
Fox is really
enjoying himself.
298
00:10:06,896 --> 00:10:09,241
Oh, too much if
you ask me, Lionel.
299
00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:11,034
I think he's doing
a great job hosting.
300
00:10:15,862 --> 00:10:19,206
Anybody want some of
these cut-up sausages?
301
00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:21,586
Florence, those
are hors d'oeuvres.
302
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,517
The can says "Sausages."
303
00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:26,103
Uh, I'll have one
of those sausages.
304
00:10:26,206 --> 00:10:27,310
They're hors d'oeuvres.
305
00:10:27,413 --> 00:10:29,724
What makes these
hors d'oeuvres?
306
00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:31,103
Got to be the
toothpicks, 'cause when
307
00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:33,517
I had them for breakfast,
they were just sausages.
308
00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:35,655
OK, well, just
give me the sausag--
309
00:10:35,758 --> 00:10:38,206
I mean, the hors d'oeuvres.
310
00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:39,137
Where you going?
311
00:10:39,241 --> 00:10:40,724
I'm on my break.
312
00:10:40,827 --> 00:10:42,275
You sure take a lot of breaks.
313
00:10:42,379 --> 00:10:43,758
The way you pay me,
I should stay on break,
314
00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:46,241
'cause I'm broke.
315
00:10:46,344 --> 00:10:47,620
[groan]
316
00:10:48,896 --> 00:10:51,793
OK, all right, anyway,
it seems like I'm making
317
00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:53,275
a good impression around here.
318
00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:55,827
Well, everyone is
talking about you.
319
00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:56,620
See?
320
00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:57,862
What'd I tell you?
321
00:10:57,965 --> 00:10:58,896
Come here.
322
00:10:59,000 --> 00:10:59,965
I wonder what they saying.
323
00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:01,586
It don't matter,
long as they talking.
324
00:11:09,551 --> 00:11:11,344
Hors d'oeuvres, madame.
325
00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:12,620
No thank you.
326
00:11:12,724 --> 00:11:15,724
So as I was saying, I mean,
this is very important--
327
00:11:15,827 --> 00:11:18,724
OK, so what the hell
y'all talking about?
328
00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:19,965
Your eviction.
329
00:11:20,068 --> 00:11:21,482
[gasp]
330
00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:22,275
George.
331
00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:30,413
Now leaving, Mr.
Honeycut and the little
332
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:31,620
Asian lady from "Soul Train."
333
00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:36,482
Mr. and Mrs. Pettigrew.
334
00:11:36,586 --> 00:11:38,103
And Mr. and Mrs. Willis.
335
00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:41,206
Um, is anyone gonna
finish these sausages?
336
00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:43,482
This would be a good time
to try that triple lindy
337
00:11:43,586 --> 00:11:45,206
double axle boomerang.
338
00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:46,172
Out!
339
00:11:46,275 --> 00:11:48,137
Let's just go, Tom.
340
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:48,931
Yes, dear.
341
00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:56,931
Mr. Jefferson, I would
have kicked them out for you.
342
00:11:57,034 --> 00:11:58,586
For $20.
343
00:11:58,689 --> 00:11:59,586
I never did like him.
344
00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:03,172
I know.
345
00:12:03,275 --> 00:12:04,965
I know.
346
00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:05,862
[slam]
347
00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:07,896
George!
348
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,310
What?
349
00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:10,275
She can't hear you.
350
00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:11,068
I don't care.
351
00:12:11,172 --> 00:12:12,931
I don't believe you.
352
00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:14,862
You've done some crazy
things over the years,
353
00:12:14,965 --> 00:12:17,241
but this takes the cake.
354
00:12:17,344 --> 00:12:18,413
Why?
355
00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:20,068
Because a bunch of
snooty folk don't get me?
356
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:21,620
Hey, they didn't
get me either.
357
00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:25,931
All I asked was for you to
just be on your best behavior.
358
00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:28,586
I don't understand what
got into you, George.
359
00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:34,655
But I know now that I have
never been so disappointed.
360
00:12:34,758 --> 00:12:38,310
I must go now
because I'm hoarse.
361
00:12:38,413 --> 00:12:39,620
[cough]
362
00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:42,172
Ugh, yeah, you're
making me hoarse.
363
00:12:42,275 --> 00:12:44,793
Really in trouble now, Pop.
364
00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:47,241
Uh-- CJ?
365
00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:48,241
CJ?
366
00:12:48,344 --> 00:12:51,344
I'm Lionel, your son.
367
00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:52,724
Don't freak out.
368
00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:55,413
They switched Lionels on me too.
369
00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:58,448
OK, so he's my
son, only different.
370
00:12:58,551 --> 00:12:59,620
Mm-hmm.
371
00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:01,103
You've been acting
really weird all night.
372
00:13:01,206 --> 00:13:02,655
I don't know what gives.
373
00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:04,758
How are you gonna
make this up to Mom?
374
00:13:04,862 --> 00:13:06,000
Look, don't worry
about your mother.
375
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,551
OK.
376
00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:14,586
Look, I'll take care
of everything, C--
377
00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:16,275
I mean "son."
378
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,034
Oh, hell!
379
00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:23,586
All right, I delivered
flowers to everyone
380
00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:25,620
whom I might have offended.
381
00:13:25,724 --> 00:13:27,206
So where are mine?
382
00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:30,448
Ignore her.
383
00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:31,689
Mr. Jefferson.
384
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:34,000
I've placed your flyers
all over the building.
385
00:13:34,103 --> 00:13:34,862
Oh, good.
386
00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:35,827
Thank you.
387
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:39,068
And this citation
would be yours.
388
00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:40,482
Citation?
389
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,448
What?
390
00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:44,206
Why you didn't tell
me it was a $500
391
00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:45,655
fine for putting up flyers?
392
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,379
You paid me to put flyers
all over the building.
393
00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:50,620
You didn't pay me to give you
the rules and regulations.
394
00:13:50,724 --> 00:13:51,931
I still don't like him.
395
00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:52,827
[sneezing]
396
00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:54,551
Oh my goodness.
397
00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:55,379
OK, wait, wait.
398
00:13:55,482 --> 00:13:56,965
Don't bring that in here.
399
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:58,413
What is wrong with y'all?
400
00:13:58,517 --> 00:13:59,344
It's these flowers.
401
00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:00,137
What is this?
402
00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:01,206
Ragweed?
403
00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:02,103
I don't know.
404
00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:03,206
They were up on the roof.
405
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:03,965
[sneeze]
406
00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:05,620
Well, get rid of them.
407
00:14:05,724 --> 00:14:06,793
Oh.
Here.
408
00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:07,586
Me?
409
00:14:07,689 --> 00:14:08,586
Yes.
410
00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:10,896
I'll help you.
411
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:11,689
OK, Lionel.
412
00:14:16,827 --> 00:14:18,931
Oh, let's just
go, Tom, let's go.
413
00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:20,275
Yes, dear.
414
00:14:20,379 --> 00:14:22,172
Right away.
415
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:24,448
George, this is terrible.
416
00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:28,448
[groan]
417
00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:31,517
Oh, I'm glad you're
home, Mr. Jefferson.
418
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,068
I believe you'll
be needing these.
419
00:14:34,172 --> 00:14:35,448
Wait, don't go.
420
00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:37,586
George has something
he wants to say to you.
421
00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:38,413
I'm [mumble].
422
00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:39,310
Tell her again.
423
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:40,620
She didn't hear you.
424
00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:42,103
I'm [MUMBLING] sowwy.
425
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:43,931
Ah, enough.
426
00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:46,206
I'm not gonna let you
upset me, Mr. Jefferson.
427
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:49,241
I'm gonna go up on
the roof and attend to
428
00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:53,206
my prize-winning flower garden.
429
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,965
[squeal]
430
00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:56,793
Damn!
431
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,586
Damn!
432
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,068
Damn!
433
00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:00,655
BOTH: Wrong show.
434
00:15:00,758 --> 00:15:02,724
Oh.
435
00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:04,896
George!
436
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,724
You've blown it
this time, George.
437
00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:13,379
All of the work we've put in to
save, and you've just blown it.
438
00:15:13,482 --> 00:15:17,724
George, I may as well
just start packing,
439
00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:22,206
George, because I'm hoarse.
440
00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:24,172
George!
441
00:15:24,275 --> 00:15:27,068
Again.
442
00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:30,275
Women are so dramatic.
443
00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:33,103
Well, your advice sucked.
444
00:15:33,206 --> 00:15:34,586
I don't know why
you listened to me.
445
00:15:34,689 --> 00:15:37,689
Because you're
George Jefferson.
446
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:39,137
Yeah, but I was always wrong.
447
00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:42,517
If I had been right, we would've
have had to do 253 episodes.
448
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,413
The show would've
ended after the pilot.
449
00:15:44,517 --> 00:15:46,275
Well, if you ask me--
450
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,965
Nobody asked you!
451
00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:51,241
Well, my advice can't
possibly be worse than yours.
452
00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:53,655
Well, she got that right.
453
00:15:53,758 --> 00:15:55,965
Listen, just be yourself.
454
00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:57,896
Don't try to be Mr. Jefferson.
455
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,413
You didn't get this far by
pretending to be somebody else.
456
00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:02,965
Well, what if they
don't accept me?
457
00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:04,758
The only person you have
to worry about accepting you
458
00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:06,310
is Mrs. Jefferson.
459
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:09,137
And I'll let you in
on a little secret.
460
00:16:09,241 --> 00:16:11,137
The people in this building
couldn't stand him.
461
00:16:13,896 --> 00:16:18,172
OK, look, I don't know
who I was earlier, OK?
462
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:20,000
When I was telling you about
all of my accomplishments,
463
00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:20,793
I was lying.
464
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:21,862
Exaggerating.
465
00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:22,689
OK?
466
00:16:22,793 --> 00:16:24,620
I was trying to impress you.
467
00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,758
Slapping people on the back.
468
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,862
Uh, I hope you get out
the cast soon, Charlie.
469
00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:32,758
Could you please hurry up
with your farewell speech?
470
00:16:32,862 --> 00:16:35,551
I have another, more
desirable couple coming to see
471
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:37,965
the apartment in an hour.
472
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:42,620
Well, look here, Sophia,
I'm Curtis Payne, you hear me?
473
00:16:42,724 --> 00:16:43,689
Who?
474
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:44,931
He's delusional.
475
00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:46,758
It gets better and better.
476
00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:49,206
Oh, honey, you don't
know the half of it.
477
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:51,448
What are you
talking about, George?
478
00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:52,965
Listen, everybody.
479
00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:54,758
Me and my wife--
480
00:16:54,862 --> 00:16:57,724
and, baby, please, you can
stop talking like that now.
481
00:16:57,827 --> 00:16:59,000
OK.
482
00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:02,896
We are hard-working folk, OK?
483
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,137
We don't put on airs.
484
00:17:04,241 --> 00:17:05,689
We don't need to.
485
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:07,551
And we accept people
for who they are.
486
00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:09,482
Even you jive suckers.
487
00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:11,034
Now if that's not
the kind of folk
488
00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:12,551
that you want living
with you, then I
489
00:17:12,655 --> 00:17:13,827
guess we don't belong here.
490
00:17:13,931 --> 00:17:14,620
Too-
491
00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:17,448
Wait, now, wait, wait.
492
00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:19,137
I think we should
give them a chance.
493
00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:22,310
LIONELS: Yeah, my
pops is a good man.
494
00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:23,793
Thank you, son--
495
00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:24,724
s.
496
00:17:24,827 --> 00:17:28,103
You know, I think
Bianca is right.
497
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:31,448
I think we do need to get
rid of the undesirables.
498
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,206
That's the spirit.
499
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:34,206
Very good.
500
00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:35,448
Do you realize
what you're saying?
501
00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:37,172
I do.
502
00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:38,586
Bianca needs to go.
503
00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:40,000
[gasp]
504
00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:41,344
I second that.
505
00:17:41,448 --> 00:17:42,758
Oh!
506
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,827
Well, I never!
507
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,689
Ha, I knew that the
first time I met you.
508
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:54,689
Oh, George.
509
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,206
Baby, please stop.
510
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,206
ELLA: Really?
511
00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,137
Really, Curtis?
- Right.
512
00:17:59,241 --> 00:17:59,931
Crazy.
513
00:18:00,034 --> 00:18:01,310
No, no, forget it.
514
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,793
Eh, no, no, I'm not finished.
515
00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:06,724
You was Lionel,
and you was Lionel.
516
00:18:06,827 --> 00:18:08,275
BOTH: We were both Lionel?
517
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,413
Just like that!
518
00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:10,758
They was talking just
like that together.
519
00:18:10,862 --> 00:18:12,275
Wow, twins.
520
00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:14,103
And you was married
to Tom Willis.
521
00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:15,448
Oh.
522
00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:16,827
And you was
lovesick for Nicholas.
523
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:17,931
Well, I guess
that's better than
524
00:18:18,034 --> 00:18:19,241
being married to Tom Willis.
525
00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:20,586
[laugh]
526
00:18:20,689 --> 00:18:22,551
And you kept asking for money.
527
00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:25,517
Man, that's crazy.
528
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:26,689
Let me holler at
you before I leave.
529
00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:28,724
I need a whole 20.
530
00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:29,827
Just like I said
in the dream--
531
00:18:29,931 --> 00:18:31,482
hell no.
532
00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:32,586
Baby, it was so real.
533
00:18:32,689 --> 00:18:33,413
Yeah.
534
00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:35,241
Well, Curtis, it wasn't.
535
00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:36,551
It wasn't real.
536
00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:37,482
Let's get back to packing.
537
00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:38,275
Thank you.
538
00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:39,724
OK, OK.
539
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,241
Hey.
540
00:18:41,344 --> 00:18:43,931
You forgot to give
me back my house key.
541
00:18:44,034 --> 00:18:46,310
See?
542
00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:47,275
Thanks.
543
00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:48,206
CURTIS: This is--
544
00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,103
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
545
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:51,310
Now can I be Mr. Jefferson?
546
00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:52,103
No.
547
00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:58,241
What you looking at?
548
00:18:58,344 --> 00:18:59,103
You ain't dreaming no more.
549
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,137
[inaudible].
550
00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:05,103
See?
551
00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:06,000
Did y'all see?
552
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,413
Did y'all see?
553
00:19:08,517 --> 00:19:09,896
Did y'all-- y'all didn't see it?
554
00:19:11,241 --> 00:19:14,482
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