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[music playing]
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Good morning, babe.
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Hey, baby.
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Whatcha making?
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My famous turkey
and cheese sandwich.
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Oh, can you make one for me?
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Sure, gotcha.
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Well, be sure to cut the
crust off, 'cause you know
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I like mine with the crust off.
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Yeah.
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Oh, and-- and-- and put
a lot of turkey on it,
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'cause, you know, you-- don't
be stingy with the turkey.
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I won't be stingy
with the turkey.
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CJ: All right.
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You know I like mine like that.
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And then put some cheese on it,
'cause you know I like cheese.
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I wanna put the provolone--
- The provolone.
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Yeah.
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OK.
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And don't put too much
mayonnaise on there,
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'cause girl, you're heavy
with the mayonnaise.
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OK, why don't you
just make it yourself?
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Well, you're so
much better at it.
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Morning.
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Good morning, family.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Oh, baby, did you get a chance
to look over any of the,
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um-- the resumes for
the new PR position?
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Yup, and didn't like
any of the candidates.
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OK, well, neither
did I, all right?
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But we-- we're-- we're
swamped at the office.
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So we need to hire
somebody ASAP.
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You guys have a opening
for the PR position?
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Yup, and we can't
seem to find anybody.
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Well, I know
somebody who would
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be great for that position.
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Really?
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Yeah, yeah.
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He's-- he's
handsome, he's smart,
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and he has a beautiful smile.
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Oh, that's great,
because we're going to be
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interviewing more people today.
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Oh, what time?
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Noon.
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Noon.
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OK, so I'll-- I'll take
a early lunch break
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and I'll meet you at noon.
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Yeah!
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You?
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Yeah.
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You?
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Hello, I have a
marketing degree.
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Oh, that's right.
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So why didn't you
apply for the job?
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Well, I didn't know about it.
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Right, my bad, my bad.
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Well, now you do.
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OK, well-- well,
thanks a lot guys.
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Uh, just-- just know
that I'm not expecting
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any special consideration.
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Good.
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Even though I--
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I am-- I am blood.
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And I am struggling
to support my family
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after this horrible fire.
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We know.
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And I'm going through a messy
custody battle with Tracy.
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OK.
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And I'm busting my
butt at the market.
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All right, we
get it, we get it.
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Just show up to
the interview, OK?
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Here you go, baby.
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OK, this-- this really
means a lot, guys.
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Uh, Janine?
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Do you-- do you think you
could make me a sandwich too?
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Sure.
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Well-- well, be
light on the mayo.
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You're a little heavy
handed on the mayo.
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She sure is.
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In fact, baby, can you, uh, take
some of this mayo off of this
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here?
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Oh, she got you too?
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Bon appetit.
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Babe?
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Can you-- can you scoop some of
this mayo off of this sandwich
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right here?
- No.
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- Uh, Janine?
- No.
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What about the--
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No.
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You're not gonna eat this?
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No, go ahead.
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Knock yourself out.
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Mm-mm.
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There's not too
much mayo on this.
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- There's not?
- Mm-mm.
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Wait.
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I'm getting a sandwich.
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I-- can I just
get another bite?
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[theme music]
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[siren]
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[tires screeching]
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[music playing]
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OK, Calvin.
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I want you to go in there
and take that job, all right?
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OK.
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Now, good luck, all right?
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You're gonna need it.
- Thanks.
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I'm gonna-- I'm gonna
flash my pearly whites,
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and that job is mine.
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Be professional.
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Professional.
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Don't act like family.
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OK.
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All right.
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[knocks on door]
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Be professional.
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All right.
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Hello, Calvin.
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OK.
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Aw, come on, girl.
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Give me some love.
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Wait, wait!
Calvin!
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Calvin!
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Calvin, this is--
this is Roland.
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He is the head of
our PR department.
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Hey.
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- Hello, Calvin.
- How are you doing?
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Heard a lot of great
things about you.
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So, do you have any
PR work experience?
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Yes, yes.
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OK.
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Can you tell me about
your current position?
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OK, well, I'm at
May Hughes Market.
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And I'm in charge of marketing
the produce in the market.
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[chuckles]
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I'm not sure if I
exactly know what you mean.
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OK.
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Well, uh-- do you
like kiwi displays?
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I'm not sure if
I'm following you.
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Just tell him the truth.
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OK.
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Well, the truth is, I have
a degree in marketing.
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But ever since I
got out of college,
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it's been kind of hard to
find a position in my field.
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Oh, there's no shame in that.
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It's a tough economy.
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You get it.
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Janine, he gets it.
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Gets it.
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He's cool.
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And when I was in college, I
had an internship for a Fortune
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500 company, and they liked me.
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But you do know this is an
entry-level position, right?
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I mean, that will mean you
will have a lot of grunt work
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you have to do.
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Oh, don't let
the suit fool you.
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I gets down and dirty.
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Ha, ha!
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See, I will run errands.
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I will mop the floor.
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And I can make you a lovely
display with kumquats.
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I'll-- I'll pass on the fruit.
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But you've got the job.
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You've got to be kidding me.
You've got to be kidding me.
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You gave me the job?
Janine, he gave the job!
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I got the job!
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Got the job!
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I got the job!
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You got the job!
Yeah!
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[laughs]
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Oh, uh, we need to
be more professional.
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[music playing]
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Hey, baby.
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Trash or treasure?
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Orange gators, baby?
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Heh, definitely trash.
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No, no, no.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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No, no, no, ma.
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Hold it.
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I might-- I might need those?
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For what, Floyd?
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The player's ball
that's coming to town.
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I got an orange suit that
these would w right with.
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You've got a ruffled shirt?
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Yes, but you can't have it.
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Fine, take 'em, take 'em.
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Such a blessing.
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Yo, what is this, man?
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[grunts]
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Paws off!
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This is mine.
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I mean, I know that.
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But where did you buy it?
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I didn't buy it.
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I painted it.
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For real?
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It's like a professional
did it, dude.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Well, you know, back in the
day, I wanted to be an artist.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I didn't know that.
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There's a whole
lot of things you
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don't know about me, Flizzioyd.
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Oh, really?
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A minute?
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Like what?
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Dude.
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Like, I have a
five-octave vocal range.
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Really?
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[sings hoarsely] Ah.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Ah!
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[cat meows]
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--to the cat?
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I still got it.
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And did you know Bobby
Seale used to babysit me?
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Wait, the Black
Panther Bobby Seale?
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Yes.
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The revolution, my brother--
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- --will not be televised.
- The revolution.
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Mm!
[chuckles]
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And, Floyd, Curtis
used to be the star
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of his high school art class.
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You know, I almost
went to school for it.
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Really?
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Yeah, yeah.
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But my father said,
be more practical.
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He said, there is
no future in art!
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Fire!
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Now, fire burns forever.
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[laughs]
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So, I gave up the dream--
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and picked up the hose.
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You know, Curtis, man,
you could-- you could
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always start painting again.
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What, and give up my hose?
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Curtis, you've already
given up the hose.
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You've retired from
the fire department
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You did what your
daddy said to do.
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Oh.
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CASSI: [laughs]
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So now, baby, why don't you just
let your artistic fire burn?
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I was good, wasn't I?
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Baby, you You great.
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I mean, there's no telling
what could have happened
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if I'd have stuck with it.
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I mean, you could have
been the next Romeo Bordo.
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Romare Bearden?
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Yeah, her.
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Or the next
"Cur-teese Pan-yay."
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Calvin's been here three
weeks and he keeps screwing up.
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OK, calm down.
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What's going on now?
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When are the elementary
schools supposed
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to tour the Phipps Firehouse?
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- Tomorrow.
- Right.
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JANINE: Right.
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Calvin sent out a press
release saying today.
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Oh, no.
No, no, no.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm-- I'm calling him now.
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Now I've got to go over
there, and turn on the charm,
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and convince six media
outlets to come back tomorrow
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so they can actually
report on the story.
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OK, it's going
straight to voicemail.
271
00:07:56,758 --> 00:07:57,655
Yeah, of course.
272
00:07:57,758 --> 00:07:58,448
OK.
273
00:07:58,551 --> 00:07:59,689
Uh, listen.
274
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I'm gonna IM CJ right now.
275
00:08:02,068 --> 00:08:03,275
I am so sorry, Roland.
276
00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:04,655
I'm so sorry.
277
00:08:04,758 --> 00:08:06,724
It's not your fault, Janine.
278
00:08:06,827 --> 00:08:09,586
You didn't ask me
to hire Calvin.
279
00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:10,931
CJ did.
280
00:08:11,034 --> 00:08:12,275
OK, but he really thought
he was gonna do a good job.
281
00:08:12,379 --> 00:08:13,931
Well, you know,
he thought wrong.
282
00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:15,310
Now I gotta go fix it.
283
00:08:15,413 --> 00:08:17,310
OK, well, on the
bright side, at least
284
00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:20,172
we know that you are really good
at turning on the charm, right?
285
00:08:20,275 --> 00:08:21,137
You're right.
286
00:08:21,241 --> 00:08:21,931
I am good.
287
00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:23,000
OK.
288
00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:25,724
Go get 'em.
289
00:08:25,827 --> 00:08:28,068
[SARCASTICALLY] Your
cousin's doing a bang-up job.
290
00:08:28,172 --> 00:08:28,931
Glad we hired him.
291
00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:34,724
What's that about?
292
00:08:34,827 --> 00:08:36,862
Calvin strikes again.
293
00:08:36,965 --> 00:08:38,275
What now?
294
00:08:38,379 --> 00:08:40,448
Calvin sent the media
to the Phipps Fire Station
295
00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:42,206
today instead of tomorrow.
296
00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:43,862
He keeps making these
little mistakes.
297
00:08:43,965 --> 00:08:45,172
His work is so sloppy.
298
00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:48,689
It's like he just doesn't
have time for the details.
299
00:08:48,793 --> 00:08:49,931
I thought he'd get
better with time.
300
00:08:50,034 --> 00:08:50,793
Me too.
301
00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:52,034
But baby, it's been three weeks.
302
00:08:52,137 --> 00:08:53,758
Maybe he's just
not cut out for PR.
303
00:08:53,862 --> 00:08:55,620
I mean, just because you
get a degree in something
304
00:08:55,724 --> 00:08:58,310
doesn't mean you'll be good
at it when you get on the job.
305
00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,000
But he really needs the job.
306
00:09:00,103 --> 00:09:00,896
I know.
307
00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:01,931
I know that.
308
00:09:02,034 --> 00:09:03,103
But I have to question
his abilities.
309
00:09:03,206 --> 00:09:04,758
I mean, baby, he never
follows up with clients.
310
00:09:04,862 --> 00:09:05,965
He's always on his cell phone.
311
00:09:06,068 --> 00:09:07,586
And anytime I'm looking
for him, he's checking
312
00:09:07,689 --> 00:09:09,206
himself out in the mirror.
313
00:09:09,310 --> 00:09:10,482
Oh.
314
00:09:10,586 --> 00:09:12,137
You'd think he'd be
grateful, but, uh, he seems
315
00:09:12,241 --> 00:09:13,275
to be taking this for granted.
316
00:09:13,379 --> 00:09:14,793
He's supposed to be
making our job easier.
317
00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:16,931
But really, baby,
he's making it harder.
318
00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:19,344
It seems pretty
clear, doesn't it?
319
00:09:19,448 --> 00:09:22,655
I hate to say it, but yeah.
320
00:09:22,758 --> 00:09:23,724
I gotta fire Calvin.
321
00:09:27,172 --> 00:09:29,931
[music playing]
322
00:09:30,034 --> 00:09:33,310
So, now, did they say that
they were gonna fire you?
323
00:09:33,413 --> 00:09:34,413
For real?
324
00:09:34,517 --> 00:09:36,034
Well, CJ seemed
pretty sure about it.
325
00:09:36,137 --> 00:09:36,827
You know what?
326
00:09:36,931 --> 00:09:38,344
I cannot believe that.
327
00:09:38,448 --> 00:09:41,275
You have only been
on the job for, what?
328
00:09:41,379 --> 00:09:42,482
Like, a month?
329
00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:44,482
They cannot expect you to
do everything perfectly.
330
00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:46,034
Well, they're not totally off.
331
00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:47,310
Well, what do you mean?
332
00:09:47,413 --> 00:09:48,965
Well, this has been a
difficult adjustment period.
333
00:09:49,068 --> 00:09:50,103
OK, you know what?
That doesn't even matter.
334
00:09:50,206 --> 00:09:51,310
You know, this is family.
335
00:09:51,413 --> 00:09:53,586
And they can't sit here
and offer you the world,
336
00:09:53,689 --> 00:09:55,103
and then stab you in
the back the moment
337
00:09:55,206 --> 00:09:56,379
the world gets bumpy.
338
00:09:56,482 --> 00:09:58,448
I mean, Janine should know
that better than anybody.
339
00:09:58,551 --> 00:09:59,275
Come on, baby.
340
00:09:59,379 --> 00:10:00,068
Miranda, don't.
341
00:10:00,172 --> 00:10:01,724
No, you need this job.
342
00:10:01,827 --> 00:10:05,793
We cannot support our family
on your grocery store salary.
343
00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:06,896
I know, but look.
344
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:07,965
I'm making ends meet.
345
00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:09,034
It's coming slow, but--
346
00:10:09,137 --> 00:10:09,827
OK, no.
347
00:10:09,931 --> 00:10:11,275
There are no buts.
348
00:10:11,379 --> 00:10:14,068
I am gonna give them a piece
of my mind when they come home.
349
00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:15,586
No, Miranda,
don't say anything.
350
00:10:15,689 --> 00:10:16,413
You'll make it worse.
351
00:10:16,517 --> 00:10:17,206
OK, you know what?
352
00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:18,620
Fine.
353
00:10:18,724 --> 00:10:20,068
I won't say anything.
354
00:10:20,172 --> 00:10:23,000
I'll be silent
355
00:10:23,103 --> 00:10:24,724
Good.
356
00:10:24,827 --> 00:10:25,965
Thank you.
- We'll just have to do it.
357
00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:27,896
Yeah.
I mean, it won't take much.
358
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,379
Hi, guys.
359
00:10:29,482 --> 00:10:31,137
Wow, something smells great.
360
00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:32,172
What's for dinner?
361
00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:32,965
Traitors.
362
00:10:36,724 --> 00:10:38,758
Taters and chicken.
363
00:10:38,862 --> 00:10:40,000
- Yum.
- Come
364
00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:41,379
- I'm gonna wash.
- Uh-uh.
365
00:10:41,482 --> 00:10:42,310
Come, come, come.
366
00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:43,137
Have a seat.
367
00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:44,379
Sit.
368
00:10:44,482 --> 00:10:45,482
Sit.
369
00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:47,068
You too, CJ.
370
00:10:47,172 --> 00:10:47,862
Sit.
371
00:10:47,965 --> 00:10:48,655
OK!
372
00:10:48,758 --> 00:10:49,724
What's going on?
373
00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:51,379
Oh, nothing much.
374
00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:54,068
Calvin, sit down.
375
00:10:54,172 --> 00:10:56,034
Oh, oh, oh!
376
00:10:56,137 --> 00:10:58,758
I really just
wanna wash my hands.
377
00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:00,517
Oh, got all that dirt
from burying the bodies
378
00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:01,379
under your fingernails?
379
00:11:01,482 --> 00:11:02,241
Is that what that is?
380
00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:03,275
What?
381
00:11:03,379 --> 00:11:04,896
Nothing, nothing,
nothing, nothing.
382
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,310
Absolutely don't worry about it.
383
00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:11,620
That is for you, you, and you.
384
00:11:11,724 --> 00:11:13,758
OK, everybody stand up.
385
00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:14,620
But you just--
386
00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:15,448
Stand up.
387
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,827
We're gonna say grace.
388
00:11:17,931 --> 00:11:19,620
[clears throat]
389
00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:21,310
Watch where you-- you
want to stand that way?
390
00:11:21,413 --> 00:11:22,310
OK.
391
00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,965
Guys, hold hands
and bow our heads.
392
00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:25,931
Dear Lord--
393
00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:26,827
OK, you know what?
394
00:11:26,931 --> 00:11:28,586
Today, I'm gonna say grace, OK?
395
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:35,344
Oh, Heavenly Father, thank you
so much for the gift of family.
396
00:11:35,448 --> 00:11:38,241
For honesty, and
loyalty, and the jobs
397
00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:40,827
that put clothes on our back,
and food in our stomachs,
398
00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:42,172
and light in our eyes.
399
00:11:42,275 --> 00:11:43,000
Oh!
400
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,379
Yes, baby.
Yes.
401
00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:45,310
Yes, baby!
- Yes.
402
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,137
Yes, Lord.
403
00:11:46,241 --> 00:11:46,931
Yes.
404
00:11:47,034 --> 00:11:49,206
Ah!
405
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:53,758
And we are so grateful
that, although we--
406
00:11:53,862 --> 00:11:55,758
our lives almost
perished in the fire
407
00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:57,862
and we lost everything
that we owned,
408
00:11:57,965 --> 00:12:02,275
we have these great cousins
who understand that, you know,
409
00:12:02,379 --> 00:12:04,931
Calvin is doing the best
that he can in the midst
410
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:06,517
of this bitter custody battle--
411
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:07,586
I am.
412
00:12:07,689 --> 00:12:08,827
--and his low,
low, low self-esteem.
413
00:12:08,931 --> 00:12:09,931
Huh?
414
00:12:10,034 --> 00:12:12,448
We are so thankful
and grateful for the job
415
00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:15,896
that Calvin has in the PR
department that is gonna allow
416
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,931
this family to climb out
of the pit of despair
417
00:12:18,034 --> 00:12:20,241
that we have been living in.
418
00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:21,896
Ah, in Your name we pray.
419
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:22,689
Amen.
420
00:12:22,793 --> 00:12:23,724
Amen.
421
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:24,517
Amen.
422
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:25,517
Amen.
423
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,310
Whew, amen!
424
00:12:29,689 --> 00:12:30,379
Let's eat.
425
00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:33,655
Come on, man!
426
00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:35,310
Your-- your public is waiting!
427
00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:38,000
Ladies and gentlemen,
Curtis Payne.
428
00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:40,758
[applause]
429
00:12:40,862 --> 00:12:41,862
Read the whole paper!
430
00:12:41,965 --> 00:12:44,103
Uh, read the paper!
431
00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:48,793
Bonjour, mademoiselles
and monsieurs.
432
00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:53,241
I now present an
international artiste!
433
00:12:53,344 --> 00:12:54,896
"AR-tist."
434
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,344
"Curtees Pan-yay."
435
00:12:59,448 --> 00:13:00,896
[applause]
436
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,862
Is that me?
437
00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:04,931
[applause]
438
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,689
[giggles]
439
00:13:08,241 --> 00:13:11,379
[FRENCH ACCENT] Thank
you all for coming.
440
00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:17,000
The muse has inspired
me to paint this series.
441
00:13:17,103 --> 00:13:20,482
And here is the first movement.
442
00:13:20,586 --> 00:13:24,103
I call it "Burning Intensity."
443
00:13:24,206 --> 00:13:25,034
Voila!
444
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:25,827
[applause]
445
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,344
CASSI: Ooh!
446
00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:28,172
Good.
447
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,448
CURTIS: OK, OK.
448
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:31,103
And now for part two--
449
00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:33,689
part deux.
450
00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:37,965
I call this one
"Burned Serenity."
451
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,241
[weak applause]
452
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:46,827
Curtis, that one
looks like that one.
453
00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:48,068
My bad.
454
00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:50,172
It's upside down.
455
00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:51,137
Oh.
456
00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:51,931
Oh!
457
00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:53,206
Ah!
458
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,034
OK.
459
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,000
[applause]
460
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:59,448
You see, to the naked
eye, it may look normal.
461
00:13:59,551 --> 00:14:02,068
But to the trained eye,
you can see the humanity--
462
00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:03,344
Yes.
463
00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:06,517
--as the flames dance
with the power of the wind.
464
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:07,310
Yes.
465
00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:13,896
Yes, um, you captured
the humanity in that one.
466
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:14,689
Yes.
467
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:15,551
[applause]
468
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,344
Gracias!
469
00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:21,275
And now for the final movement.
470
00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:26,758
Word This is part
deux, part uno.
471
00:14:26,862 --> 00:14:32,517
This one is called
"The Burned Ubiquity."
472
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,517
It's sideways.
473
00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:36,965
[applause]
474
00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:40,620
It's a steal at
$3,000, you heard me?
475
00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:41,724
Wait.
No, no.
476
00:14:41,827 --> 00:14:42,517
Wait, y'all.
477
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,344
Don't-- wait.
478
00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:44,379
Don't-- don't leave yet.
479
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:45,517
Where are y'all--
where are you going?
480
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:48,172
I-- I got more
rice pudding coming.
481
00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:50,896
Sister Rosina, come on now!
482
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,103
Those deadbeats
don't know art!
483
00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:54,413
Curtis, baby.
484
00:14:54,517 --> 00:14:57,379
Now, $3,000, that may be a
little expensive for them.
485
00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:58,689
Yeah, Uncle.
486
00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:00,793
The paintings are nice,
but we are in a recession.
487
00:15:00,896 --> 00:15:02,275
[FRENCH ACCENT] What?
488
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,793
So what am I supposed to do?
489
00:15:03,896 --> 00:15:06,206
You want me to slash
the prices because they
490
00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:07,793
don't understand genius?
491
00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:10,034
I'd rather slash my wrists!
492
00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:13,793
I don't even want to live
in a world like this!
493
00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:16,241
Curtis!
494
00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:19,655
[music playing]
495
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:23,655
Good morning.
496
00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:25,275
Good morning, good
morning, good morning.
497
00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:26,413
You're already here.
498
00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:28,344
Yeah, I've been
here for two hours.
499
00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:31,068
Uh, Janine?
500
00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:31,862
I got your coffee.
501
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,034
Two sugars, no cream.
502
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,758
Uh, we, uh, really
need to talk to you.
503
00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:39,551
[clears throat]
504
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:40,620
OK.
505
00:15:40,724 --> 00:15:41,965
But really quick,
I already confirmed
506
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:43,448
seven camera crews
for the Phipps
507
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,068
Fire Station school tours.
508
00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:47,655
And I met with Roland at
6:00 AM this morning to make
509
00:15:47,758 --> 00:15:48,620
sure everything was in place.
510
00:15:48,724 --> 00:15:49,689
Really?
511
00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:51,137
And I got the fire
chief's interview.
512
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,275
And you can check
out the coverage
513
00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:54,068
and streaming video on the web.
514
00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:55,620
How did you do that?
515
00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:58,206
Well, I called in a few
favors, did a little begging.
516
00:15:58,310 --> 00:15:59,793
And I promised them
the inside scoop
517
00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:02,965
on the new fire commissioner's
elderly home program.
518
00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:04,172
We don't have one of those.
519
00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:06,551
I know, but I think it
would be the perfect idea
520
00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:09,103
for the sick and
shut-in citizens
521
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:10,310
who still need our attention.
522
00:16:10,413 --> 00:16:12,379
It is really a good idea.
523
00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:14,965
And I've already
typed up a proposal.
524
00:16:15,068 --> 00:16:16,068
That one's for you.
525
00:16:16,172 --> 00:16:17,793
And I gave one to
your assistant.
526
00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:20,827
And I also created a
web page with links
527
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:24,448
that can be activated as
soon as I get your approval.
528
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,413
Uh, listen, Cuz.
529
00:16:27,517 --> 00:16:32,275
See, I, uh, made a decision
to, uh, fire you today.
530
00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:33,551
Oh god!
531
00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:34,379
Oh god!
532
00:16:34,482 --> 00:16:35,413
Oh god, I can't breathe.
533
00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:36,275
Really?
534
00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:38,448
No, I-- I-- I love this job.
535
00:16:38,551 --> 00:16:42,586
Yeah, um, but, uh,
you know, you seem
536
00:16:42,689 --> 00:16:44,068
like you made a new turn today.
537
00:16:44,172 --> 00:16:45,827
And you got here and--
and did all of this
538
00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:46,965
without anyone telling you.
539
00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:50,551
So, uh, you made me
rethink my decision.
540
00:16:50,655 --> 00:16:51,551
[exhales]
541
00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:52,344
Yeah?
542
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,103
to get my priorities straight,
and-- and-- and to focus.
543
00:16:58,206 --> 00:17:01,172
But I'm really excited
about doing a good job here.
544
00:17:01,275 --> 00:17:04,034
And I want to make both of
you look good, like you do.
545
00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:05,310
You look good.
You look good.
546
00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:06,310
Yeah?
You look good.
547
00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:07,344
- It's good, thanks.
- All right?
548
00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:08,172
It's good.
549
00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:09,931
OK.
550
00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:11,379
And, uh, CJ?
551
00:17:11,482 --> 00:17:14,241
I-- I want everybody to know
that I didn't just get this job
552
00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:16,551
because I'm your cousin.
553
00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:17,517
- Right.
- Yeah.
554
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,689
OK.
555
00:17:18,793 --> 00:17:21,413
And I want people
to know that I'm
556
00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:22,965
really passionate
about marketing
557
00:17:23,068 --> 00:17:23,965
and I am a team player.
558
00:17:24,068 --> 00:17:24,862
I'm on your team.
559
00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:26,379
- We appreciate that.
- OK?
560
00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:27,206
Yeah, you're good.
561
00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:28,103
All right.
562
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:32,172
Uh, so, do I still have my job?
563
00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:32,965
Yes.
564
00:17:33,068 --> 00:17:33,758
Yes!
565
00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:35,034
I got my job.
566
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,068
OK, listen.
567
00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:38,000
I cannot stay quiet
any longer, OK?
568
00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:38,931
Uh--
569
00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:40,172
Uh-uh shh, shh!
Baby, I got you.
570
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:41,517
I got you!
- Listen to me.
571
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:45,413
It will be the worst
mistake of your entire life
572
00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:47,034
if you fire Calvin.
573
00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:49,620
We're not firing him.
574
00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:50,724
Oh, you're not?
575
00:17:50,827 --> 00:17:51,931
No.
576
00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:53,517
This morning, he made
significant progress.
577
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:54,655
Oh!
578
00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:55,896
Whew.
579
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,034
I am so happy that you
guys came to your senses,
580
00:17:58,137 --> 00:18:00,206
'cause I thought I was gonna
have to set it off up in here.
581
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:01,655
Good job, baby!
582
00:18:01,758 --> 00:18:03,034
Mwah!
583
00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:04,241
OK, so let me talk
about his raise.
584
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,413
Uh, yeah, we're gonna go.
585
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:06,344
- Huh?
- Bye bye!
586
00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:07,172
Bye bye!
587
00:18:07,275 --> 00:18:07,965
Goodbye.
588
00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:09,137
I'm telling you--
589
00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:10,689
[FRENCH ACCENT]
You're God made.
590
00:18:10,793 --> 00:18:12,344
Have I told you how
beautiful you are?
591
00:18:12,448 --> 00:18:15,344
Have I told you that lately?
592
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:17,103
Don't make me move.
593
00:18:17,206 --> 00:18:18,586
Shh!
594
00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:20,517
Voila!
595
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:22,000
[sobs]
596
00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:25,896
God.
597
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,310
Just the fact that
God has entrusted me
598
00:18:28,413 --> 00:18:33,517
with this gift to paint
something so beautiful.
599
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:34,827
Baby--
600
00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:37,689
I'm not worthy.
601
00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:38,896
Voila!
602
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:39,689
Ooh!
603
00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:47,517
I shall call this
one "My True Love."
604
00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:53,724
Curtis, you had
me sit here all
605
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:57,172
this time so you could paint
some beer and a flat-screen TV?
606
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:05,827
Jealousy will get you nowhere!
607
00:19:05,931 --> 00:19:07,310
Hey, where are you
going with my model?
608
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,068
CASSI: I'm throwing it
down the "toi-lette!"
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