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Oh, curtis, honey, I remember
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When I told malik how to make
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Pancakes right here on this
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Stove.
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Yes, I do remember that.
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I nearly starved to death.
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I can't believe it.
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Malik is already going away to
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College, curtis.
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I remember when malik used to
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Just run naked all around the
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House.
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Ee-oom! He'd just take off. B
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Ee-oom, bee-oom!B
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Forwards and backwards.
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Bap, boop, bap!
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[ laughs ]
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Just all over the house.
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[ laughs ]
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Oh, my goodness, baby,
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Actually, I liked it better when
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You used to run naked through
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The house.
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[ laughs ]
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You'd just take off --
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Ee-oom! -- forwards and b
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Backwards -- bee-oom!
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Eep, beep, beep, beep!B
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Eep, beep, beep, beep!B
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What is "Beep, beep"?
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What's that?
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Don't you remember?
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You used to warn me when you
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Were backing up.
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You'd back that up.
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Curtis!
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That is not funny.
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That is not funny at all.
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Baby, come on now! Come on!
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You -- you talking about a
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3-year-old trying to free willy,
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Running around.
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I'm eating breakfast.
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Don't nobody want to hear that.
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Oh, the college boy! Mwah!
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There he is!
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Baby, your -- your care
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Package is almost ready.
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Oh, thank you, baby.
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Curtis, you know that's for
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Malik.
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What's in it?
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No, no, no!
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No peeking, no peeking, no
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Peeking!
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Curtis, stop!
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Baby -- honey, don't peek.
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I want you to be surprised when
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You get to college, yes?
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I put some things in it and your
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Uncle, I think, put some things
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In it.
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[ laughs ]
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Malik, I got your bible
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Engraved.
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Oh.
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Let me go get it.
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I'll go get it.
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I forgot.
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My goodness, now she's
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Putting gravy on bibles.
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She's gonna try to get you to
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Read it.
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That's the only way I read it.
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[ laughs ]
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Oh.
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Got something for you.
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Okay.
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Got something for you,
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College man!
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All right.
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Don't tell your auntie I gave
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It to you.
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Oh, wow. A-a whole dollar.
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Give me my change back.
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There's a lot you can do with
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A quarter.
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What?
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What's the problem?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Auntie ella just said no
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Peeking!
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She wasn't talking to me.
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She was talking to you.
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Now, there's a difference
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Between peeking and eating.
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If you don't tell, I won't.
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Okay.
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Oh! These are all my favorite
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Things!
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Hello!
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But wait a minute.
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What -- what's this?
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It's my letterman jacket!
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This is your letterman
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Jacket?
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H-h-hold this.
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Hold this to yourself.
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What -- what -- what sport did
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You play?
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Little league? [ laughs ]
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Little league?
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What you talking about?
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This thing is perfectly fine.
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Try and put it on.
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Boy, you take this jacket.
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It ain't about what you play.
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You take the jacket, you put it
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On, and then the women let you
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Ta-da-da-da when you put it on.
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Need help.
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I got it.
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Malik!
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I thought I told you no peeking!
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Honey --
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He don't listen!
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You don't listen!
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Curtis, what is that?
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Don't you remember my
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Letterman jacket?
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I told you, I ain't gained that
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Much weight since college.
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Put it on.
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Uh, no.
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I don't want to put it on right
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Now.
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Give me the jacket.
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Curtis.
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I don't think you can take it
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Off.
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Honey...
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Wait.
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Get the oil.
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Come on, malik. Help me.
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Okay, please.
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My arm fell asleep.
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That's because it was taking
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Your blood pressure.
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And what is this?
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Hey!
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Curtis, what is all this
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Stuff in this bag?
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Roller skates, baby.
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Come on.
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I got the skates in case the
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Campus is too big.
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Curtis, these are from the
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Roller rink next to the campus.
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Did you steal these?
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Got them from marjorie.
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Why would marjorie give you
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These skates, baby?
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Because I told her I'd
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Ta-da-da-da!
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What -- what does that mean,
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Uncle curtis?
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Curtis!
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[ sirens wailing ]
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[ horn honking ]
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[ tires screech ]
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[ groans ]
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Hey, mom, could you give me a
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Few bucks?
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I need some new nail polish.
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I don't have any money,
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Jazzy.
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Oh, come on, mom!
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I don't have any money,
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Okay?
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Malik, can I talk to you?
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Oh, okay.
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Hey, what y'all talking about
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That I can't hear?
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Breakfast is served.
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Oh!
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And listen, I know you get,
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Uh, an allowance at college and
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Everything, but I figured maybe
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You could use this when you want
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A little midnight snack, okay?
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Wait a minute!
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Hold on a second.
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You're giving him my nail-polish
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Money?!
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Huh?!
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Wait. Where's my food?
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Right here.
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Thanks, mom.
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You're welcome.
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Dessert for breakfast?
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My son's leaving.
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He can have whatever he wants.
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Oh, yeah!
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'cause there's nothing like
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Sending somebody off to school
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With a case of sugar diabetes.
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Malik know he just playing
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Tough.
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He know he really want to stay
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Home.
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[ laughs ]
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Yeah, like I want to stay around
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In this dump with you old
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People.
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[ laughs ]
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[ laughs nervously ]
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Of course our baby doesn't
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Really want to leave us --
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Y-you're right, mom.
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You and dad should take this
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Little act on the road.
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[ laughs ]
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Okay, listen.
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Did you pack the extra sheets?
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What about the disposable
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Toilet-seat covers I gave you?
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Did you put your name in your
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Underwear this time?
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Uh, hello? I'm eating.
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Eat.
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Yes. I did all of that.
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And I-I'll even put a microchip
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In my neck so you can find me if
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I get lost.
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That's right!
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But it doesn't go in your neck.
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It goes in your cellphone.
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Give it here.
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I almost forgot. Thank you!
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Okay.
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Hey, mom, could you pass me
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The pepper?
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You know, it is gonna be
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Different being away from home.
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I mean, no more free food, free
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Clothes, uh, free pay-per-view.
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I miss you already!
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Yeah. He's just saying that.
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He'll be so caught up in the
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Campus life, he'll forget about
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Us before thanksgiving.
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Now, I want you to help your
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Brother with those boxes when
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You're done.
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Oh, no. This family is gonna
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Stop treating me like a
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Secondhand mule.
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Both: excuse me.
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I didn't say anything.
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Ha!
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Okay, malik, this is not
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Compatible with my chip, so I'll
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Fix it later.
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But just know, whatever you
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Need your father and I will send
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To you, okay?
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We're always available via
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Phone, fax, e-mail, text, voice,
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Chat.
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And if all that fails, your
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Mother invested in some carrier
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Pigeons.
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Look, I'm going to college,
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Not iraq!
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I-I'll be back for easter, uh,
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Spring break, christmas!
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Hey, I'll even ship you my
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Laundry if that makes you feel
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Better, so --
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You know what?!
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I don't know how much more of
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This I can take.
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Aren't you late for...
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Registration, orientation -- oh,
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An evacuation drill, something?
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Don't talk to your brother
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Like -- what is wrong with you?
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As a matter of fact, you're
293
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Excused from the table.
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Go check on the twins.
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Okay.
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Can't stand these people.
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What'd you say?!
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Uh... [ laughs nervously ]
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I said, "Jesus loves the little
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Children."
301
00:07:03,933 --> 00:07:05,867
Next is puberty.
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00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:13,533
Just gonna stare at the boy
303
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Like that?
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Yeah.
305
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Really?
306
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Well, y-yes, of course.
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We'll take him.
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Yeah!
309
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Hey...
310
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[ smoke alarm beeps ]
311
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...Thank you, thank you.
312
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Calvin, can you please change
313
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The batteries in the smoke
314
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Alarm?
315
00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,467
That's why it's beeping.
316
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Miranda, calvin jr. Is
317
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Coming.
318
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Oh, that's good.
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Can he put the batteries in the
320
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Smoke alarm, and can he also fix
321
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The toaster while he's at it?
322
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No. I'm serious.
323
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That was tracy.
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She said calvin jr. Can come
325
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Visit.
326
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Mm, that's good, baby.
327
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[ smoke alarm beeps ]
328
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
329
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Does that mean tracy's coming,
330
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Too?
331
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I don't know, and I don't
332
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Care.
333
00:07:52,067 --> 00:07:53,167
All that matters is calvin jr.
334
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Is coming to see his daddy.
335
00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,233
That's nice, baby.
336
00:07:56,233 --> 00:07:57,600
What, you're not excited?
337
00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,900
Yes. I'm tired.
338
00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:02,400
Oh, I got to get this place
339
00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:02,900
Clean.
340
00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,567
I'm gonna move this chair so he
341
00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:05,933
Doesn't bump his head again.
342
00:08:05,933 --> 00:08:07,367
I'm gonna fix these corners.
343
00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:08,433
Wait, wait, wait.
344
00:08:08,433 --> 00:08:09,733
When exactly is he coming?
345
00:08:09,733 --> 00:08:10,800
This week.
346
00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,167
This week?!
347
00:08:12,167 --> 00:08:12,867
Yeah, this week.
348
00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:13,400
Okay, wait.
349
00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,433
This week, as in not in three
350
00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:17,733
Months, once I've got some rest.
351
00:08:17,733 --> 00:08:19,300
You are so crazy.
352
00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:21,133
No, baby, I'm tired!
353
00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:23,067
[ smoke alarm beeps ]
354
00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,400
You know, I don't think you
355
00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,067
Understand.
356
00:08:25,067 --> 00:08:26,567
You'll be at work when I'll be
357
00:08:26,567 --> 00:08:27,933
Here all by myself with both
358
00:08:27,933 --> 00:08:29,200
Calvin jr. And christian.
359
00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:29,900
I know.
360
00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:30,900
You are so lucky.
361
00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:31,800
You know that?
362
00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:32,700
I'm serious.
363
00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:34,133
You know I had a hard time
364
00:08:34,133 --> 00:08:35,900
Managing with calvin jr. When I
365
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Was pregnant.
366
00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,500
And now with the baby here, I
367
00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:41,133
Mean, I just don't see why
368
00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:42,867
You're not concerned.
369
00:08:42,867 --> 00:08:43,900
So what, you don't want
370
00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:44,667
Calvin jr. To come?
371
00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:45,733
Now, you know that's not
372
00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:46,067
True.
373
00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,500
I love calvin jr.
374
00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,100
I'm just overwhelmed with one
375
00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:49,533
Baby.
376
00:08:49,533 --> 00:08:51,333
Well, I have two.
377
00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:52,533
Okay, you know what?
378
00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:53,767
It's all right. It's okay.
379
00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:54,900
We'll -- we'll manage.
380
00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:56,433
It's only gonna be for a couple
381
00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:57,867
Hours, right?
382
00:08:57,867 --> 00:08:59,200
Uh, well, actually, he's
383
00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,533
Coming for the whole week.
384
00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:01,533
[ smoke alarm beeps ]
385
00:09:01,533 --> 00:09:02,567
The week?!
386
00:09:02,567 --> 00:09:03,967
The week, calvin?!
387
00:09:03,967 --> 00:09:06,367
I cannot stand that tracy.
388
00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:07,700
You know she's doing this on
389
00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:08,200
Purpose.
390
00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,500
She just has something else to
391
00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:09,833
Do.
392
00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:11,067
That's why she's sending
393
00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:11,967
Calvin jr. To us.
394
00:09:11,967 --> 00:09:13,300
Calvin, she continues to use
395
00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:14,900
You, and you don't see it.
396
00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:16,400
Miranda, I don't care.
397
00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,633
I get to see my son.
398
00:09:17,633 --> 00:09:19,067
Okay, you know what?
399
00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:22,733
Go to work, calvin.
400
00:09:22,733 --> 00:09:23,900
I'll see you later.
401
00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:25,167
Mm-hmm, and change the
402
00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:26,667
Batteries in that smoke alarm
403
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,300
Later, too.
404
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,067
Yeah, yeah.
405
00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,267
Thank you!
406
00:09:29,267 --> 00:09:30,100
[ door slams ]
407
00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:33,067
[ baby crying ]
408
00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:35,800
I'm sleepy!
409
00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,667
Coming.
410
00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:37,900
[ smoke alarm beeps ]
411
00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:38,767
Oh...
412
00:09:44,233 --> 00:09:45,400
Okay, ms. Ella, I know you
413
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,500
Made malik a care package, as
414
00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:47,533
Well, but a mother knows her
415
00:09:47,533 --> 00:09:48,067
Son, okay?
416
00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:48,900
Yes, yes, yes.
417
00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:49,867
I got it together.
418
00:09:49,867 --> 00:09:50,267
Ooh!
419
00:09:50,267 --> 00:09:50,767
Wait.
420
00:09:50,767 --> 00:09:51,467
Ooh, ooh!
421
00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:53,067
Be careful with that, please.
422
00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:55,567
This first-aid kit has a
423
00:09:55,567 --> 00:09:56,900
Defibrillator.
424
00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,300
I know -- okay, okay, stop.
425
00:09:58,300 --> 00:09:59,633
'cause I would rather him --
426
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:00,867
How do you turn it on?
427
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,233
-- have it and not need it
428
00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:03,033
Than need it...
429
00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:04,333
And not have it.
430
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,400
There you go. Thank you.
431
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:05,900
Thank you.
432
00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,633
[ whistles ]
433
00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:09,367
Clear! Boom!
434
00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:11,333
What exactly is that for?
435
00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:13,700
It's mother overboard.
436
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,567
Mother overboard!
437
00:10:14,567 --> 00:10:15,233
Whatever.
438
00:10:15,233 --> 00:10:16,267
Hey, hey, janine?
439
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:16,767
Yes?
440
00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,200
I got a little hint for you.
441
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:18,700
What?
442
00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:19,967
Whiskey is cheaper than
443
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,300
Antidepressant.
444
00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:22,333
Hey, everybody.
445
00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:23,000
Nephew!
446
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,200
Hey, baby.
447
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,667
Hi, jazzy.
448
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,367
Bam!
449
00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:29,633
What's that?
450
00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:31,200
These are the floor plans to
451
00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,400
My new, supersized room!
452
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,633
See, mama, we don't even have to
453
00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:35,333
Knock down a wall.
454
00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:36,300
We could just put doors on
455
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:37,333
Either side of the bathroom,
456
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:38,100
Connect our rooms!
457
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:40,100
Gonna be like a real apartment!
458
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,967
You are not allowed in my
459
00:10:41,967 --> 00:10:43,333
Room when I'm gone!
460
00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:44,267
So what shade of pink do
461
00:10:44,267 --> 00:10:45,067
Y'all like the best?
462
00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:45,633
I was thinking--
463
00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:46,600
Actually, you know, malik
464
00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:47,233
Needs his room.
465
00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:48,233
I mean, where is he going to
466
00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,267
Sleep when he comes home for
467
00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:50,000
These breaks?
468
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,433
Yeah! My room should always
469
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,867
Be like a shrine!
470
00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:54,633
Yeah! An altar to an idiot!
471
00:10:54,633 --> 00:10:56,867
Jazzy, that is not nice.
472
00:10:56,867 --> 00:10:58,600
Nor is it accurate.
473
00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,900
Now, if you're talking about
474
00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:00,967
Your cousin calvin --
475
00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:02,167
It's not like the boy got
476
00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:02,800
Into harvard.
477
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,133
But he did get into college,
478
00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:05,400
And that's more than most kids
479
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:05,900
Can say.
480
00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:06,633
Both: right.
481
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:07,800
Well...
482
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:08,567
Wait a minute.
483
00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:09,500
This is not even fair!
484
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,700
Mom, you're letting him take the
485
00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,667
Video game to school?!
486
00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:12,300
It's half mine!
487
00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,333
Okay, we just want your
488
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,400
Brother to be comfortable at
489
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,167
School, okay?
490
00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:16,700
That is not how you do kids.
491
00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:18,200
You got two kids, and you got
492
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:18,800
One item.
493
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,267
Can I teach you how to handle a
494
00:11:20,267 --> 00:11:21,067
Jealous child?
495
00:11:21,067 --> 00:11:22,500
You gonna be jealous like that,
496
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:22,867
Baby?
497
00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:23,667
You share things.
498
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:24,700
Didn't you learn that?
499
00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:25,800
Your mama taught you that,
500
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:26,367
Didn't you?
501
00:11:26,367 --> 00:11:27,067
Yes, I did.
502
00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:28,200
Both of them can share.
503
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,233
Stop it, curtis!
504
00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:31,567
You want the big half or the
505
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:32,133
Little half?
506
00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:33,333
He gets to pick, since you're
507
00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:34,267
The one acting nasty.
508
00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:34,767
Which one?
509
00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:36,100
At this point, I don't think
510
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,200
It really matters!
511
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,367
At least you got the screen.
512
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,100
You know what?
513
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,267
The screen ain't gonna do much,
514
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,400
So I just -- I'm just gonna let
515
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,433
You have this, because you
516
00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:46,067
Deserve it.
517
00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:46,767
You should have it.
518
00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:47,833
And get one of your college
519
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:48,767
Friends to put that back
520
00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:49,200
Together.
521
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,267
You see what that does?
522
00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:55,067
You see how sweet she is now?
523
00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:56,067
I got you a new phone.
524
00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:56,600
[ chuckles ]
525
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,333
Oh, oh, okay!
526
00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:58,333
Well, thank you!
527
00:11:58,333 --> 00:11:59,800
You got him a new phone,
528
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,267
Too?
529
00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:01,867
A player is as a player does.
530
00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:02,500
[ laughs ]
531
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,733
Now here we go again.
532
00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:04,167
No.
533
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:26,600
What do you want?
534
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,533
Nothing.
535
00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:37,067
I was giving them to you.
536
00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:41,067
Still mad at me?
537
00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:42,767
I'm mad that you're leaving.
538
00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:44,133
I mean, I was miserable the
539
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:45,667
Whole time you went to military
540
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:48,300
School, and now you're going off
541
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,833
To college for four to nine
542
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,767
Years.
543
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:54,600
I thought you wanted to be
544
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,467
Alone -- bathroom to yourself,
545
00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:58,400
Supersized room, uh, no more cat
546
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,067
Food in your hello kitty
547
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:02,467
Backpack.
548
00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:03,767
Well, I mean, now that you're
549
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:04,967
Gone, I'm gonna be the oldest
550
00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:05,967
Now.
551
00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:07,267
It's a lot of responsibility.
552
00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:08,233
[ sighs ] Look.
553
00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:10,467
Sit down.
554
00:13:10,467 --> 00:13:12,467
[ sighs ]
555
00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:14,500
Now, tell me, when was the last
556
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,567
Time you seen me doing something
557
00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:17,467
Responsible?
558
00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:18,533
[ laughs ]
559
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:19,967
Well, I mean, you take out
560
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,467
The trash -- oh, and you help
561
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,867
Dad with the storm gutters.
562
00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:24,333
Look, I am too fly for manual
563
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:25,600
Labor.
564
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,167
They're not gonna make you do
565
00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:28,700
Manual labor until you're like
566
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,267
14, but -- and if you're worried
567
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,767
About being a big sister, it's
568
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:32,733
A piece of cake.
569
00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:34,300
You know, just let the twins
570
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:35,933
Watch some disney movies or buy
571
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:38,300
Them some disney toys, and when
572
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,367
They come to you about their
573
00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:40,367
Problems, just pretend to
574
00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:41,533
Listen, and eventually, they'll
575
00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:43,800
Figure it out on their own.
576
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,333
I mean, why didn't you go to
577
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,733
School close to home, like
578
00:13:46,733 --> 00:13:49,067
Auntie ella and cousin calvin?
579
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:50,667
At -- at first, I heard he went
580
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:51,200
Online.
581
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,100
And that's just...
582
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,500
Look, I need to get out on my
583
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:54,833
Own.
584
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,067
You know, I need to see the
585
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:56,433
World.
586
00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:57,233
See the world?
587
00:13:57,233 --> 00:13:58,567
Boy, you're going to tennessee.
588
00:13:58,567 --> 00:13:59,800
What you talking about, see the
589
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,967
World?
590
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,233
You always say you wanted to
591
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,700
Get away from me, so now you're
592
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:05,633
Actually doing it.
593
00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:07,067
Look, I'm not running away
594
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,067
From you.
595
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:10,233
Well, it seems like it.
596
00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:11,500
And who's gonna watch out for me
597
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,067
At school?!
598
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,167
Oh, I told you, I'm not
599
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,233
Fighting that jenkins girl
600
00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:14,633
Again.
601
00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:15,767
[ laughing ] Oh, yeah!
602
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:16,967
But that -- that was pretty
603
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:17,500
Pathetic.
604
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,667
She beat you up really bad.
605
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:19,700
I mean, you were, like,
606
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:20,500
Screaming, "Aah!"
607
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,633
You was like, "Let me --"
608
00:14:21,633 --> 00:14:23,100
Had to fight her off.
609
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:24,533
It really wasn't working.
610
00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:26,067
It wasn't that serious,
611
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:26,500
Okay?
612
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,400
She got lucky.
613
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,833
Let's just chalk it up as a
614
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:29,767
Tie.
615
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:31,533
Back to what I was saying, that,
616
00:14:31,533 --> 00:14:33,333
You know, life is about fighting
617
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,233
Your own battles, and...
618
00:14:36,233 --> 00:14:37,333
Nobody is gonna be around to
619
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,567
Help you clean up before mom and
620
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:39,900
Dad gets home.
621
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,300
But I just want to let you know
622
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:42,633
That I'll always be your big
623
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:44,067
Brother, and I'm always a phone
624
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:44,667
Call away.
625
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:47,367
So here you go.
626
00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:48,167
You know what?
627
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:49,233
I kind of wanted that new
628
00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:49,633
Iphone.
629
00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:51,067
Well, okay, you can just give
630
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,067
This to uncle curtis.
631
00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:55,267
Oh, no, no. That's okay.
632
00:14:55,267 --> 00:14:56,967
I love you.
633
00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:58,967
Love you, too.
634
00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:00,733
Oh!
635
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,433
[ laughs ]
636
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,167
Oh, uh, it's a chip in there,
637
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,467
And, um, mom can track you,
638
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:05,067
So, uh --
639
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,433
Oh, then I don't want that.
640
00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:07,567
No, no, no, no, no.
641
00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:09,067
No, no, I think you should keep
642
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:10,500
It, because, uh, it may come in
643
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,933
Handy sometime, you know, just
644
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,400
In case mom wants to come around
645
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,800
And that jenkins girl is around
646
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,533
Again.
647
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:16,900
Maybe mom will have better luck
648
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:21,167
Than I did.
649
00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:23,500
Can, um, you put c.J. Down
650
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:23,967
For a nap?
651
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:24,967
It's time for both of them,
652
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,067
Actually, to have a nap, but I
653
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:27,133
Just need a little bit of help
654
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,133
Before you go back to work.
655
00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:28,567
Yeah.
656
00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:29,433
[ smoke alarm beeps ]
657
00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:30,433
You want a nap, little man?
658
00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:31,567
Oh, he should go down easy.
659
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,067
Should be exhausted after all
660
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:34,467
The running around he's done
661
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:34,967
Today.
662
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,067
You gonna go to sleep?
663
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:37,567
Come on.
664
00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:38,867
We don't need all these
665
00:15:38,867 --> 00:15:40,867
Blankets.
666
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:44,900
Ooh.
667
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,667
There you go.
668
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:47,433
There you go.
669
00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:20,133
[ door closes ]
670
00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:22,067
[ smoke alarm beeps ]
671
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:34,733
Oh, wow!
672
00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:35,833
Okay, okay.
673
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:37,500
Yeah, they're -- they're all
674
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,367
Gonna leave.
675
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,300
That's -- that's what they do.
676
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,067
So, son, how do you like your
677
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:45,400
Room?
678
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,533
Oh, I really like it!
679
00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:47,833
Jazmine, you can have my old
680
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:48,233
Room.
681
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:49,600
Well, hey, that sounds good
682
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,667
To me.
683
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,100
So, are you nervous, son?
684
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,467
On, no. Uh, not at all.
685
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:56,067
You know, up here, I got my own
686
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,500
Desk, got my own bed, my own
687
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,500
Cobwebs.
688
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,500
Cobwebs!
689
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,200
You know, you guys can leave
690
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,433
Whenever you want to.
691
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:04,133
[ laughs ]
692
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:06,233
Y-you can leave whenever you
693
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,800
Want to, so y'all can leave --
694
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,400
You can leave whenever you want
695
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:09,767
To.
696
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:10,333
Come on.
697
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,267
Y-you can leave.
698
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:12,067
You can leave. Come on.
699
00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:12,767
Are you throwing us out?!
700
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:15,067
Yeah, yeah! Y'all got to go.
701
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,067
I said y'all could leave
702
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,333
Whenever you want to, you know?
703
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,067
That's rude.
704
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:19,233
Take care. Take care, dad.
705
00:17:19,233 --> 00:17:20,533
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
706
00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:21,833
We got to make this right, baby.
707
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:22,567
We have to pray.
708
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:23,700
You know that.
709
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,067
Come on, c.J. Come on.
710
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:27,833
The men of the family pray.
711
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,967
Come on, come on, come on.
712
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,800
Please.
713
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,467
Okay.
714
00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:34,267
Hallelujah.
715
00:17:34,267 --> 00:17:36,067
* the devil thought he had
716
00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:37,067
Me *
717
00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:39,300
Ah! Cut a rug.
718
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,300
* you better hold on tight,
719
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,867
'cause we're about to ride *
720
00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:43,933
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
721
00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:44,600
Curtis --
722
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,100
Thank you!
723
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,133
You ain't want me to do it.
724
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,100
No. C.J., pray.
725
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,267
I-I got this one.
726
00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:50,900
Okay.
727
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:51,733
All right.
728
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:53,400
"Father god, we ask you to watch
729
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,933
Over the man-child as he goes
730
00:17:54,933 --> 00:17:56,433
Out into the promised land."
731
00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:57,400
Yes, yes, yes.
732
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,800
Keep him focused, lord.
733
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,400
Keep his mind on his studies,
734
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,933
Where they're supposed to be.
735
00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:02,500
Yes.
736
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,067
Father, we ask you to keep
737
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,567
Your hands of protection over
738
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,133
Him when he's out of our care,
739
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,567
Keep his mind right.
740
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:10,100
We thank you, father.
741
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:10,933
Amen.
742
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:12,900
All: amen.
743
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:15,500
Amen.
744
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,333
Hi. I'm jennifer.
745
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,267
Which one of you is my roommate?
746
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:33,767
Is it him?
747
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,900
Oh, which bed do you want?
748
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,833
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