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[laughter] 10 00:00:15,275 --> 00:00:16,586 - What's happening, Floyd? - Hey, yo, is this-- 11 00:00:16,689 --> 00:00:17,586 [shouts] Don't touch it! 12 00:00:17,689 --> 00:00:18,620 [laughter] 13 00:00:18,724 --> 00:00:19,896 Hey, that's my special fishing rod. 14 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:20,896 That thing cost me $100. 15 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Step off. 16 00:00:22,103 --> 00:00:23,172 $100? 17 00:00:23,275 --> 00:00:25,482 Bro, $100 for a stick with a string on it? 18 00:00:25,586 --> 00:00:26,965 Oh, they saw you coming. 19 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:27,896 [laughter] 20 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,551 [shouts] Get your hands off of it! 21 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:30,689 RAY SIMMONS: That you, Floyd? 22 00:00:30,793 --> 00:00:31,931 Yeah, man. 23 00:00:32,034 --> 00:00:33,000 I'll be right there. 24 00:00:33,103 --> 00:00:34,206 Look here. 25 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:37,275 I got somebody I want you to meet, all right? 26 00:00:37,379 --> 00:00:38,586 Look here. 27 00:00:38,689 --> 00:00:41,344 An El Camino is an open-air love machine, all right? 28 00:00:41,448 --> 00:00:43,620 [laughter] 29 00:00:43,724 --> 00:00:45,000 Look here. 30 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:46,448 This is Ray Simmons, man. 31 00:00:46,551 --> 00:00:48,275 And whatever he's selling, I'm not buying that either. 32 00:00:48,379 --> 00:00:49,620 [laughter] 33 00:00:49,724 --> 00:00:51,724 Look, he just moved in next door at the Fisher house. 34 00:00:51,827 --> 00:00:52,517 What? 35 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:53,862 FLOYD: Yeah. 36 00:00:53,965 --> 00:00:55,275 You mean, somebody finally bought that old money pit. 37 00:00:55,379 --> 00:00:56,689 [laughter] 38 00:00:56,793 --> 00:00:57,724 It is nice to meet you. 39 00:00:57,827 --> 00:00:58,793 All right. All right. 40 00:00:58,896 --> 00:00:59,586 Good to meet you, too. 41 00:00:59,689 --> 00:01:01,068 Yeah, OK. 42 00:01:01,172 --> 00:01:03,758 Hey, I see you got a titanium baitcaster there. 43 00:01:03,862 --> 00:01:04,551 Hm? 44 00:01:04,655 --> 00:01:06,827 [laughter] 45 00:01:06,931 --> 00:01:09,344 Yeah, that's what it is. 46 00:01:09,448 --> 00:01:11,034 [chuckles] You fish? 47 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:13,655 Yeah, fishing is my middle name. 48 00:01:13,758 --> 00:01:15,448 What a coincidence. 49 00:01:15,551 --> 00:01:16,275 My middle name, too. 50 00:01:16,379 --> 00:01:17,517 [laughter] 51 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,517 Curtis Big Bass Payne. 52 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:20,827 [laughter] 53 00:01:20,931 --> 00:01:23,586 [laughs] What he really means is, Curtis Big Ass-- 54 00:01:23,689 --> 00:01:24,827 How about if I whip-- 55 00:01:24,931 --> 00:01:25,965 [laughter] 56 00:01:26,068 --> 00:01:28,275 --you with my hat, how about that, and drag 57 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:29,620 you across the floor like that? 58 00:01:29,724 --> 00:01:30,724 [laughter] 59 00:01:30,827 --> 00:01:32,655 You know, I once caught a 3-foot tuna. 60 00:01:32,758 --> 00:01:36,655 Then, I ate sushi every day for six months. 61 00:01:36,758 --> 00:01:37,586 You lying. 62 00:01:37,689 --> 00:01:38,379 Yeah. 63 00:01:38,482 --> 00:01:40,482 [laughter] 64 00:01:40,586 --> 00:01:41,862 Boy, I like the way you lie. 65 00:01:41,965 --> 00:01:43,482 [laughter] 66 00:01:43,586 --> 00:01:47,068 Oh, you know, I once caught a 6-foot marlin. 67 00:01:47,172 --> 00:01:48,517 [laughter] 68 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:49,517 You lying. 69 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:50,758 No, that's the truth. 70 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:52,206 [laughter] 71 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:53,137 He was there. 72 00:01:53,241 --> 00:01:54,517 [laughter] - Right? 73 00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:55,517 That's just a little lie. 74 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:56,724 [laughter] 75 00:01:56,827 --> 00:01:58,068 Listen, I was in the Old Testament with him. 76 00:01:58,172 --> 00:01:59,103 [laughter] 77 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:00,275 Look here, let me tell you something. 78 00:02:00,379 --> 00:02:03,724 I once snagged a 5-pounds snapper. 79 00:02:03,827 --> 00:02:04,965 Last week, as a matter of fact. 80 00:02:05,068 --> 00:02:05,862 What'd you catch it with? 81 00:02:05,965 --> 00:02:06,655 A coupon. 82 00:02:06,758 --> 00:02:08,827 [laughter] 83 00:02:08,931 --> 00:02:11,034 $3.99 a pound, bro. 84 00:02:11,137 --> 00:02:14,482 [laughter] 85 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:16,896 So what did you catch it with, Ray? 86 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,379 You know, I don't want to brag, but I do have an 8-foot 87 00:02:19,482 --> 00:02:22,793 open-face Swango rod and reel. 88 00:02:22,896 --> 00:02:24,517 Man, don't you hurt nobody with that. 89 00:02:24,620 --> 00:02:25,344 [laughter] 90 00:02:25,448 --> 00:02:26,689 Shut your face, man! 91 00:02:26,793 --> 00:02:27,620 What? 92 00:02:27,724 --> 00:02:29,103 I upgraded my cable. 93 00:02:29,206 --> 00:02:30,068 [laughter] 94 00:02:30,172 --> 00:02:31,068 Please. 95 00:02:31,172 --> 00:02:32,517 [laughter] 96 00:02:33,655 --> 00:02:35,000 You got it like that, man? 97 00:02:35,103 --> 00:02:36,793 Now, you know, that's just how I roll. 98 00:02:36,896 --> 00:02:39,517 Listen, I got an extra one if you want to use it. 99 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:41,034 Don't play with me now. 100 00:02:41,137 --> 00:02:42,448 Hey, look here, it just so happens I'm 101 00:02:42,551 --> 00:02:43,551 going fishing over the weekend. 102 00:02:43,655 --> 00:02:44,827 Why don't you come over and come with me? 103 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:46,517 I'm so glad you asked me, man. 104 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:48,172 Look here, I'm going to bring my boogie board, 105 00:02:48,275 --> 00:02:49,344 and I'm going to bring my sunscreen. 106 00:02:49,448 --> 00:02:50,172 Please. 107 00:02:50,275 --> 00:02:52,310 [laughter] 108 00:02:52,413 --> 00:02:53,310 Oh, great. 109 00:02:53,413 --> 00:02:54,896 Oh, I'm so glad you are. 110 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,896 [laughter] 111 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,344 - I'd love to come. - Done deal. 112 00:02:58,448 --> 00:02:59,241 - All right. - Let's do it. 113 00:02:59,344 --> 00:03:00,241 - Let's do it. - [laughs] 114 00:03:00,344 --> 00:03:01,620 It is on. 115 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:03,206 Well, you see that I got a little example of my stuff 116 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:04,413 here. I got plenty more. 117 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:05,655 I got about six others. 118 00:03:05,758 --> 00:03:07,172 [laughter] 119 00:03:07,275 --> 00:03:10,620 [theme music] 120 00:03:15,206 --> 00:03:16,103 RAY SIMMONS: Well, wait. 121 00:03:16,206 --> 00:03:16,896 Well, wait. wait, wait. 122 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,482 [inaudible] 123 00:03:18,586 --> 00:03:21,137 And then, she said, but that's not how I lost my leg! 124 00:03:21,241 --> 00:03:23,931 [laughter] 125 00:03:26,482 --> 00:03:27,206 Hell-- 126 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:28,000 [laughter] 127 00:03:28,103 --> 00:03:29,827 --where have you been? 128 00:03:29,931 --> 00:03:31,000 You know what time it is? 129 00:03:31,103 --> 00:03:32,586 I have been worried sick. 130 00:03:32,689 --> 00:03:33,862 [laughter] - OK. 131 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:34,931 I thought you went home. 132 00:03:35,034 --> 00:03:36,172 Why are you still here, Floyd? 133 00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:37,586 ELLA PAYNE: That's what I want to know. 134 00:03:37,689 --> 00:03:38,551 [laughter] 135 00:03:38,655 --> 00:03:39,655 That's my wife. Hey, baby. 136 00:03:39,758 --> 00:03:40,724 ELLA PAYNE: Hey, babe. [laughter] 137 00:03:40,827 --> 00:03:42,000 We were supposed to go bowling. 138 00:03:42,103 --> 00:03:43,034 Excuse me. 139 00:03:43,137 --> 00:03:44,896 Oh, um, maybe I should just go then. 140 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:45,827 No, you're good. 141 00:03:45,931 --> 00:03:47,172 You sit down, man. - All right. 142 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:47,724 Sit down. 143 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:48,827 Have a seat. 144 00:03:48,931 --> 00:03:50,000 If you go ahead and get your ball now, 145 00:03:50,103 --> 00:03:51,482 maybe we can still make it, Curtis. 146 00:03:51,586 --> 00:03:52,310 Come on, man. [laughter] 147 00:03:52,413 --> 00:03:52,896 CURTIS PAYNE: Wait a minute. 148 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:53,689 Wait a minute. 149 00:03:53,793 --> 00:03:54,586 What? 150 00:03:54,689 --> 00:03:57,172 Look, we can do it later, OK? 151 00:03:57,275 --> 00:03:57,965 Maybe next time. 152 00:03:58,068 --> 00:03:59,896 What is wrong with you? 153 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,724 And why is he still over here, anyway? 154 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:03,517 Ray? 155 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:04,931 Yes. 156 00:04:05,034 --> 00:04:06,034 Because we want to have a beer over at the Dirty Mermaid. 157 00:04:06,137 --> 00:04:07,000 The Dirty Mermaid? 158 00:04:07,103 --> 00:04:07,965 [laughter] 159 00:04:08,068 --> 00:04:08,965 The Dirty Mermaid? 160 00:04:09,068 --> 00:04:09,827 Are you serious? 161 00:04:09,931 --> 00:04:10,620 Oh! 162 00:04:10,724 --> 00:04:11,448 Come on, man. 163 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:12,482 That's our special place. 164 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,275 [laughter] 165 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,137 That's the first place where you called me Flizizoid. 166 00:04:16,241 --> 00:04:18,103 [laughter] 167 00:04:18,206 --> 00:04:19,206 Come on. 168 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:20,965 Are you sure you two don't need a moment? 169 00:04:21,068 --> 00:04:22,172 [laughter] 170 00:04:22,275 --> 00:04:24,068 That's what I want to know. 171 00:04:24,172 --> 00:04:26,586 Baby, I am so glad you have made it home. 172 00:04:26,689 --> 00:04:27,517 You missed me, baby? 173 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:28,482 No. 174 00:04:28,586 --> 00:04:29,517 Floyd won't leave. - I noticed. 175 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:30,482 [laughter] 176 00:04:30,586 --> 00:04:31,586 You must be Ella. 177 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,310 [chuckles] Curtis told me all about you. 178 00:04:33,413 --> 00:04:35,275 Hi, you must be Ray. 179 00:04:35,379 --> 00:04:37,379 Floyd has told me all about you. 180 00:04:37,482 --> 00:04:38,448 That's Ray, baby. 181 00:04:38,551 --> 00:04:39,827 That's Ray, the main man, Ray. 182 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:42,448 [laughter] 183 00:04:42,551 --> 00:04:44,068 And look here, when I tell you he's good people-- 184 00:04:44,172 --> 00:04:45,758 - Uh-huh, Ray's good people? - Good people. 185 00:04:45,862 --> 00:04:46,965 Good people. - You know what, Curtis? 186 00:04:47,068 --> 00:04:48,137 You are a lucky man. 187 00:04:48,241 --> 00:04:51,620 He that findeth a wife findeth a good thing. 188 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:53,448 Now, that is beautiful. 189 00:04:53,551 --> 00:04:54,241 Who said that, Obama? 190 00:04:54,344 --> 00:04:56,413 [laughter] 191 00:04:57,862 --> 00:05:00,793 And he that findeth a good friendeth 192 00:05:00,896 --> 00:05:03,379 is a good friendeth indeedeth, so I've heardeth. 193 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:04,586 [laughter] - OK. 194 00:05:04,689 --> 00:05:05,482 Now, moveth. 195 00:05:05,586 --> 00:05:07,275 [laughter] 196 00:05:07,379 --> 00:05:08,655 So, Ray, you know the Word. 197 00:05:08,758 --> 00:05:09,931 I read it all the time. 198 00:05:10,034 --> 00:05:12,482 Oh, you should come to our Bible study. 199 00:05:12,586 --> 00:05:13,931 Well, maybe I'll have Curtis come with me. 200 00:05:14,034 --> 00:05:15,517 And maybe not. [laughter] 201 00:05:15,620 --> 00:05:17,172 No, I don't do that. You're on your own, brother. 202 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,517 All right. Well, then, I'll come by myself. 203 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:20,310 Ooh, Curtis, I like him. 204 00:05:20,413 --> 00:05:21,137 [laughter] 205 00:05:21,241 --> 00:05:22,068 [inaudible] 206 00:05:22,172 --> 00:05:23,206 Would you care for some cake? 207 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:24,275 Ain't no more cake. 208 00:05:24,379 --> 00:05:25,724 [laughter] 209 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:26,896 Well, what about some dinner? 210 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:27,689 He's fasting. 211 00:05:27,793 --> 00:05:29,206 [laughter] 212 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:30,482 You know what? 213 00:05:30,586 --> 00:05:31,586 I'll come up with something. I'll think of something. 214 00:05:31,689 --> 00:05:32,655 Hey, baby. [blows kisses] 215 00:05:32,758 --> 00:05:33,758 Hey. [laughter] 216 00:05:33,862 --> 00:05:35,241 Where's your restroom? 217 00:05:35,344 --> 00:05:36,344 Oh, come on, let me show you. 218 00:05:36,448 --> 00:05:37,517 It's right in the back here. - All right. 219 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:38,310 Cool. 220 00:05:38,413 --> 00:05:40,344 Hey, thank you, baby. 221 00:05:40,448 --> 00:05:41,655 [laughter] 222 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,793 There's a bathroom on the corner at the gas station. 223 00:05:43,896 --> 00:05:44,827 [laughter] 224 00:05:44,931 --> 00:05:45,931 Can't let everybody use the bathroom. 225 00:05:46,034 --> 00:05:47,379 [laughter] 226 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,379 Come on in, Ray. 227 00:05:50,482 --> 00:05:51,896 [laughter] 228 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:52,896 Right back there. 229 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,862 [music playing] 230 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,758 You better jump out, or that boy's going 231 00:05:58,862 --> 00:05:59,793 to rip your arm out the socket. 232 00:05:59,896 --> 00:06:00,758 [laughter] 233 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:01,620 Oh! 234 00:06:01,724 --> 00:06:03,103 Hey, listen. 235 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:03,931 You're watching sports. 236 00:06:04,034 --> 00:06:05,103 I'm doing laundry. 237 00:06:05,206 --> 00:06:06,275 We're turning into Uncle Curtis and Aunt Ella. 238 00:06:06,379 --> 00:06:07,172 No. No, we're not. 239 00:06:07,275 --> 00:06:08,517 [laughter] - Yes, we are. 240 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:09,758 Yes, we are. - Baby, baby. 241 00:06:09,862 --> 00:06:11,000 What? 242 00:06:11,103 --> 00:06:12,758 Can you, um, can you hand me that remote please? 243 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:13,586 [laughter] 244 00:06:13,689 --> 00:06:15,896 It's literally right there. 245 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Why can't you get it? 246 00:06:17,103 --> 00:06:18,551 [laughter] - You're standing right there. 247 00:06:18,655 --> 00:06:19,344 Come on now. 248 00:06:19,448 --> 00:06:20,275 [laughter] 249 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:21,310 You see me watching this thing. 250 00:06:21,413 --> 00:06:22,586 I see you becoming Uncle Curtis. 251 00:06:22,689 --> 00:06:24,172 I see me becoming Aunt Ella. 252 00:06:24,275 --> 00:06:24,965 Here you go. 253 00:06:25,068 --> 00:06:25,758 [laughter] 254 00:06:25,862 --> 00:06:27,310 What is that? 255 00:06:27,413 --> 00:06:28,206 This is-- JANINE PAYNE: Yes. 256 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:29,758 --the Ultimate Championship. 257 00:06:29,862 --> 00:06:31,068 This cost $49.99. 258 00:06:31,172 --> 00:06:31,931 Oh, wait a minute. 259 00:06:32,034 --> 00:06:33,103 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 260 00:06:33,206 --> 00:06:34,965 So you can pay $49.99 for some sports stuff, 261 00:06:35,068 --> 00:06:36,620 but when I want to buy a purse, there's a problem. 262 00:06:36,724 --> 00:06:37,620 [laughter] 263 00:06:37,724 --> 00:06:38,931 This dude is bananas right here. 264 00:06:39,034 --> 00:06:41,103 Can I get-- can I get just two seconds right here? 265 00:06:41,206 --> 00:06:43,034 I was thinking maybe we could try to do some stuff together 266 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:44,896 as a couple. 267 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:45,827 [laughter] 268 00:06:45,931 --> 00:06:49,448 You, me, do something together. 269 00:06:49,551 --> 00:06:52,965 Dr. Hughes said that we have to take the time to really, 270 00:06:53,068 --> 00:06:54,344 really work on our marriage. 271 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:56,413 And I am willing to do anything to save it. 272 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:59,241 So why don't we give this a shot? 273 00:06:59,344 --> 00:07:00,620 Let's just do something you and me. 274 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:01,448 Huh? What'd you say? 275 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:02,310 [laughter] 276 00:07:02,413 --> 00:07:02,896 Let's do something together. 277 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,206 Seriously, CJ. 278 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:05,000 Thank you. 279 00:07:05,103 --> 00:07:06,103 OK. 280 00:07:06,206 --> 00:07:07,862 What you want to do? 281 00:07:07,965 --> 00:07:10,344 We could finish watching this fight championship right here. 282 00:07:10,448 --> 00:07:11,931 [laughter] That would be very nice. 283 00:07:12,034 --> 00:07:13,068 No, I really don't want to see-- 284 00:07:13,172 --> 00:07:13,896 I don't want to see that. 285 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:14,896 You said, you'd do anything. 286 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,310 [laughter] - Point taken. 287 00:07:16,413 --> 00:07:17,586 - $49.99. - $49.99. 288 00:07:17,689 --> 00:07:18,517 [laughter] 289 00:07:18,620 --> 00:07:19,482 Come on. 290 00:07:19,586 --> 00:07:21,310 Let's watch. 291 00:07:21,413 --> 00:07:22,275 But you got to sit right here. 292 00:07:25,448 --> 00:07:26,137 OK. 293 00:07:29,172 --> 00:07:31,000 Ooh. 294 00:07:31,103 --> 00:07:32,586 [laughter] 295 00:07:32,689 --> 00:07:33,379 Oh! 296 00:07:33,482 --> 00:07:34,413 [screams] 297 00:07:34,517 --> 00:07:35,482 That's what I'm talking about. Oh! 298 00:07:35,586 --> 00:07:36,517 You see that? - [inaudible] 299 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:37,586 - Now, you know what? - OK, no, no. 300 00:07:37,689 --> 00:07:38,655 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 301 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:39,241 This dude-- this dude is a black belt-- 302 00:07:39,344 --> 00:07:40,068 OK. Yeah. 303 00:07:40,172 --> 00:07:40,482 [laughter] - --in kung fu-- 304 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:41,275 Uh. 305 00:07:41,379 --> 00:07:42,172 --Brazilian jiu jitsu-- 306 00:07:42,275 --> 00:07:43,379 - Jiu jitsu. - --and karate. 307 00:07:43,482 --> 00:07:44,413 [laughter] - OK. 308 00:07:44,517 --> 00:07:45,206 This dude right here is a bad dude. 309 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:46,413 He from Brazil. - Uh-- 310 00:07:46,517 --> 00:07:47,000 - He look like a brother-- - Yeah, he's scary. 311 00:07:47,103 --> 00:07:48,172 [laughter] 312 00:07:48,275 --> 00:07:48,896 --but he really speak that, uh, guala guala. 313 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:49,655 Guala-- [laughter] 314 00:07:49,758 --> 00:07:50,689 - Oh! - [screams] 315 00:07:50,793 --> 00:07:52,000 That's what I'm talk-- that's when 316 00:07:52,103 --> 00:07:53,068 you just take him and flip him. 317 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:54,206 And he flipped-- 318 00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:55,206 Yo, I'm telling you, I'd be trying to learn 319 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:56,068 this stuff because if I catch a dude 320 00:07:56,172 --> 00:07:57,000 and his [inaudible] me wrong-- 321 00:07:57,103 --> 00:07:57,862 I don't think you should learn it. 322 00:07:57,965 --> 00:07:58,620 --I'm going to hurt somebody. 323 00:07:58,724 --> 00:07:59,551 I don't think-- yeah, OK. 324 00:07:59,655 --> 00:08:00,586 I'm going to rip there-- uh! 325 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:01,413 Yeah, see, this stops. 326 00:08:01,517 --> 00:08:02,482 We got to stop this. 327 00:08:02,586 --> 00:08:03,689 Yeah, we're going to do something else. 328 00:08:03,793 --> 00:08:04,551 - I love this. - No, stop. 329 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:05,379 [laughter] 330 00:08:05,482 --> 00:08:05,931 I'm going to take a class. 331 00:08:06,034 --> 00:08:06,827 No. 332 00:08:06,931 --> 00:08:08,482 No classes needed. 333 00:08:08,586 --> 00:08:09,965 OK? 334 00:08:10,068 --> 00:08:13,103 What we're going to do is find something else to do together 335 00:08:13,206 --> 00:08:14,793 that won't involve a chiropractor or-- 336 00:08:14,896 --> 00:08:15,862 [laughter] 337 00:08:15,965 --> 00:08:16,827 --you know, so what do you want to do? 338 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,241 Something else. Something else. 339 00:08:18,344 --> 00:08:19,137 [laughter] 340 00:08:19,241 --> 00:08:20,896 Uh-- 341 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,137 Anything-- no, not that. 342 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:24,241 [laughter] - Yeah. 343 00:08:24,344 --> 00:08:25,034 Not that. 344 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:25,862 Something other than that. 345 00:08:25,965 --> 00:08:26,793 Yeah, I like to do that. 346 00:08:26,896 --> 00:08:27,620 We got that down. 347 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:28,931 [laughter] - Yes. 348 00:08:29,034 --> 00:08:29,965 We're not going to do that. 349 00:08:30,068 --> 00:08:30,965 No. 350 00:08:31,068 --> 00:08:32,172 You know we both like when we do-- 351 00:08:32,275 --> 00:08:33,137 You know, eh, uh. OK. 352 00:08:33,241 --> 00:08:34,103 [laughter] 353 00:08:34,206 --> 00:08:35,448 You sit here and think of something 354 00:08:35,551 --> 00:08:36,655 else we can do besides that. 355 00:08:36,758 --> 00:08:37,896 I'm going to go put this laundry away. 356 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,758 [music playing] 357 00:08:39,862 --> 00:08:41,689 [laughter] 358 00:08:41,793 --> 00:08:43,275 CURTIS PAYNE: Better watch out. - All right. 359 00:08:43,379 --> 00:08:44,517 OK. I got everything mapped out. 360 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:45,793 - OK. - Here we go. 361 00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:47,206 Got the boat launch right here. - Right. 362 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:48,551 - This is the bait shop I go to. - Uh-huh. 363 00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:49,827 And this-- I can't show you this. 364 00:08:49,931 --> 00:08:50,931 Come on, show me. [laughter] 365 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:51,965 Come on. - It's super secret. 366 00:08:52,068 --> 00:08:53,241 It's super secret, secret. 367 00:08:53,344 --> 00:08:54,413 There it is. 368 00:08:54,517 --> 00:08:56,275 [chuckles] That's my secret fishing hole, man. 369 00:08:56,379 --> 00:08:57,344 [chuckles] 370 00:08:57,448 --> 00:08:58,344 That's Old Miller's Crossing. 371 00:08:58,448 --> 00:08:59,793 [laughter] 372 00:08:59,896 --> 00:09:02,448 Over by that big oak tree where the beavers build the dam. 373 00:09:02,551 --> 00:09:03,551 [laughter] 374 00:09:03,655 --> 00:09:04,758 How the hell you know about that spot? 375 00:09:04,862 --> 00:09:05,827 I go there all the time. 376 00:09:05,931 --> 00:09:07,241 Hell, everybody goes there. [laughter] 377 00:09:07,344 --> 00:09:09,068 Well, that would explain why I can't catch any fish there. 378 00:09:09,172 --> 00:09:10,517 [laughter] - Don't worry, though. 379 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:13,655 Don't worry about it, though, because I've got a great spot 380 00:09:13,758 --> 00:09:15,206 for trout fishing right there. 381 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:16,172 Oh, you know what? 382 00:09:16,275 --> 00:09:17,206 I always wanted to go to that spot. 383 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:18,103 - [chuckles] - OK. 384 00:09:18,206 --> 00:09:19,379 All right. All right. 385 00:09:19,482 --> 00:09:20,448 We do that. - Yes. 386 00:09:20,551 --> 00:09:21,241 Hey, you know what? 387 00:09:21,344 --> 00:09:22,103 What? 388 00:09:22,206 --> 00:09:23,241 You all right with me, cat. 389 00:09:23,344 --> 00:09:24,206 You all right with me. 390 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:25,724 I got a little something for you. 391 00:09:25,827 --> 00:09:29,551 [chuckles] Oh. 392 00:09:29,655 --> 00:09:31,344 I got it for Floyd, but I like you better. 393 00:09:31,448 --> 00:09:32,551 I like you. [laughter] 394 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:33,551 Go reach in and get it. 395 00:09:33,655 --> 00:09:34,448 Go and get it. 396 00:09:34,551 --> 00:09:35,482 You didn't have to do that. 397 00:09:35,586 --> 00:09:36,344 I know I didn't have to. 398 00:09:36,448 --> 00:09:37,172 I just did it. 399 00:09:37,275 --> 00:09:38,793 [laughs] 400 00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:40,206 Huh? 401 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:41,586 Huh? Look at it. 402 00:09:41,689 --> 00:09:42,793 That is nice. [laughter] 403 00:09:42,896 --> 00:09:43,689 Isn't that nice? 404 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:45,034 Phew. 405 00:09:45,137 --> 00:09:46,862 Yeah, but actually, this is the one-- 406 00:09:46,965 --> 00:09:47,931 [laughter] 407 00:09:48,034 --> 00:09:49,310 --that's the one I had for you. - Oh. 408 00:09:49,413 --> 00:09:51,000 I put the wrong one-- they put the wrong one in the bag. 409 00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:52,344 [laughter] Yeah. 410 00:09:52,448 --> 00:09:53,275 Look at it! 411 00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:54,172 Look at it! 412 00:09:54,275 --> 00:09:55,551 Is that it? That good? 413 00:09:55,655 --> 00:09:57,413 - [laughs] Yeah, that's it, boy. - Come on. 414 00:09:57,517 --> 00:09:59,241 And there I am right there. RAY SIMMONS: Oh, look at that. 415 00:09:59,344 --> 00:10:00,310 [laughter] - Huh? 416 00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:01,034 RAY SIMMONS: Oh. - Where you at with it? 417 00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:02,000 What? Right here. 418 00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:02,724 Where you at with it? [laughter] 419 00:10:02,827 --> 00:10:03,620 Where you at with it? 420 00:10:03,724 --> 00:10:04,517 Let them out. 421 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:05,344 Ee. 422 00:10:05,448 --> 00:10:06,137 Reel them in. 423 00:10:06,241 --> 00:10:08,689 [laughter] 424 00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:09,965 You know what? I'm going to go outside. 425 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,241 I'm going to get the rods and reel ready, OK? 426 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,206 OK, OK. 427 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:13,241 I'm got to go find my fishing vest, 428 00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:14,241 and I'll meet you over there. - OK. 429 00:10:14,344 --> 00:10:14,896 OK. OK. 430 00:10:17,931 --> 00:10:19,793 [laughs] Uh! 431 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:20,758 [laughter] 432 00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:21,758 Bring them in. 433 00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:22,724 [laughter] 434 00:10:22,827 --> 00:10:25,379 Where's that fishing-- 435 00:10:25,482 --> 00:10:27,827 [knocking] 436 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:30,586 Hm, Floyd, what are you doing here? 437 00:10:30,689 --> 00:10:32,517 Curtis, we need to talk, man. 438 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:33,965 Look, not right now, man. 439 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,793 Hey, me and Ray, we about to head out to the fishing trip. 440 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,241 That's just it, man. 441 00:10:37,344 --> 00:10:38,793 There's something about Ray that you don't know, all right? 442 00:10:38,896 --> 00:10:39,793 Hey, you know what? 443 00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:41,034 I've been meaning to tell you, too, 444 00:10:41,137 --> 00:10:42,689 the jealousy thing don't look good on you, man. 445 00:10:42,793 --> 00:10:43,862 [laughter] 446 00:10:43,965 --> 00:10:46,000 Curtis, I am not jealous of ray, all right? 447 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:46,793 Got it. 448 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,000 Right in front of my face. 449 00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:50,379 [chuckles] Hey, look here, man, we got 450 00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:51,896 to talk about this later, OK? 451 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:52,896 No, I'm serious, man. 452 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,793 Look, you need to see this. 453 00:10:56,896 --> 00:10:58,206 What is it? 454 00:10:58,310 --> 00:11:01,448 You are getting on my nerves for real. 455 00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:02,931 [laughter] 456 00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:09,724 Sex-- you brought a sex offender to my house? 457 00:11:09,827 --> 00:11:10,724 [oohing] 458 00:11:10,827 --> 00:11:12,724 [music playing] 459 00:11:17,172 --> 00:11:18,965 Oh, Rizay is ready. 460 00:11:19,068 --> 00:11:19,758 [laughter] 461 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:20,551 Oh, look. 462 00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:22,655 You got your lucky vest. 463 00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:23,931 And your buddy's back, too. 464 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:24,724 Yeah. 465 00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:26,413 You know what? 466 00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:27,793 I'm glad you're coming now, Floyd. 467 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,000 I cannot wait to get out on that lake. 468 00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:31,689 Yeah, right. 469 00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:33,241 I brought my special lure because when 470 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:37,103 I want to catch a fish, I want to use the right bait. 471 00:11:37,206 --> 00:11:38,482 [chuckles] 472 00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:40,862 Yeah, I'm sure you do. 473 00:11:40,965 --> 00:11:42,965 What? 474 00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:43,724 Easy, Curtis. 475 00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:44,724 You are a sick bastard. 476 00:11:44,827 --> 00:11:45,517 Come on. 477 00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:47,034 You're sick. 478 00:11:47,137 --> 00:11:48,000 Curtis, what's going on? 479 00:11:48,103 --> 00:11:50,137 You know damn well what's going on! 480 00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:51,793 Is this you, huh? 481 00:11:51,896 --> 00:11:52,586 This how you do it? 482 00:11:52,689 --> 00:11:53,620 This is who you are? 483 00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:55,103 OK, Curtis, I can explain this-- 484 00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:56,034 Explain what? 485 00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:57,241 What you going to explain? 486 00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:58,551 Don't explain nothing. - OK, but I-- 487 00:11:58,655 --> 00:11:59,827 I don't want to hear you say nothing! 488 00:11:59,931 --> 00:12:01,000 Yeah, but I really-- 489 00:12:01,103 --> 00:12:02,517 Nothing! 490 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:06,034 They should have locked your ass under the jail. 491 00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:07,965 Now, you get the hell off my property. 492 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,344 And give my hat back. 493 00:12:12,448 --> 00:12:13,827 [laughter] 494 00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:18,206 [music playing] 495 00:12:19,724 --> 00:12:21,137 I want you to take this real serious because, actually, I 496 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,034 was thinking, this is something that we 497 00:12:22,137 --> 00:12:23,310 need to do together more often. 498 00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:24,793 - I was thinking that, too. - Yes, sir. 499 00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:25,758 OK. Now, get yourself together. 500 00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:26,758 You got to stretch up a little bit. 501 00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:27,724 Got to stretch up. 502 00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:29,034 [laughter] 503 00:12:29,137 --> 00:12:30,551 Now, first thing I'm going to want you to do, 504 00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,827 we're going to get in there some push-ups, all right? 505 00:12:32,931 --> 00:12:33,965 So I'm going to need you to-- JANINE PAYNE: [inaudible] 506 00:12:34,068 --> 00:12:35,448 --this is called the fly push-up. 507 00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:37,241 We do-- oh! 508 00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:38,241 [laughter] 509 00:12:38,344 --> 00:12:39,724 You just did a belly flop on-- 510 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:40,655 Oh! 511 00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:41,448 All right. 512 00:12:41,551 --> 00:12:42,689 OK. All right. 513 00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:44,172 We're not going to do no more of those. 514 00:12:44,275 --> 00:12:45,172 [laughter] 515 00:12:45,275 --> 00:12:45,931 I thought we were going to do yoga. 516 00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:47,137 How is this-- 517 00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:48,793 We got to-- we start with the physical fitness, 518 00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:50,241 and then, we get into the yoga. 519 00:12:50,344 --> 00:12:51,310 Yoga is stretching. Go ahead. 520 00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:52,413 Go ahead. Go ahead with the yoga. 521 00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:53,551 Yoga is harder than I think you-- 522 00:12:53,655 --> 00:12:54,344 Go ahead. Go ahead. 523 00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:55,344 Man, I know how to do it. 524 00:12:55,448 --> 00:12:56,517 I seen them people at the gym. 525 00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:57,724 All the girls be in the gym doing the yoga. 526 00:12:57,827 --> 00:12:58,724 I know how to do that. [laughter] 527 00:12:58,827 --> 00:12:59,689 Here we go. 528 00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:06,448 You just made that up. 529 00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:08,068 That's the-- I did not. [laughter] 530 00:13:08,172 --> 00:13:09,137 It's an actual yoga move. - All right. 531 00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:10,482 Well, go ahead. Go ahead, break it down. 532 00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:11,724 [laughter] - OK. 533 00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:12,931 I'm going to need you to focus on this exercise, 534 00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:14,517 not look at what I think you're going to look at. 535 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:15,620 [laughter] - Come on, man. 536 00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:16,689 I'm following the exercise. Focus. 537 00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:18,620 JANINE PAYNE: OK. 538 00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:19,586 That's an exercise? 539 00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:20,413 [laughter] 540 00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:22,034 This is an exercise. 541 00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:22,827 I like that one. 542 00:13:22,931 --> 00:13:23,758 [laughter] 543 00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:24,551 CJ! 544 00:13:24,655 --> 00:13:26,172 CJ PAYNE: Uh-huh. 545 00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:27,344 Downward Facing Dog. 546 00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:28,344 That's what that's called? Downward Facing-- 547 00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:29,275 JANINE PAYNE: That's what that's-- 548 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:29,965 They ain't need to call it that. 549 00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:31,206 Stop! [laughter] 550 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,620 Come on! 551 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:33,724 OK. 552 00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:35,034 They should have called it Nasty Dog. 553 00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:35,931 [laughter] 554 00:13:36,034 --> 00:13:38,517 [laughs] OK. 555 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:39,655 You ready? - Yes. 556 00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:40,448 CJ PAYNE: OK. 557 00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:43,206 1, 2, ease into it. 558 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:45,551 [laughter] 559 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:50,586 OK. 560 00:13:50,689 --> 00:13:51,793 All right. 561 00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:53,517 Yoga gives you inner peace. 562 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:54,517 Oh! Oh! 563 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,482 [laughter] Oh. 564 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:56,620 What? 565 00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:58,000 I just pulled a muscle in my inner thigh. 566 00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:58,827 OK, OK. [laughter] 567 00:13:58,931 --> 00:13:59,620 Oh! 568 00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:00,448 Come sit down. 569 00:14:00,551 --> 00:14:01,310 Oh, it's swelled up. 570 00:14:01,413 --> 00:14:02,344 It's a golf ball. 571 00:14:02,448 --> 00:14:03,137 It's a golf-- oh, it's the grapefruit. 572 00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:04,206 It's going. [laughter] 573 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,413 Would you let me just look at it? 574 00:14:05,517 --> 00:14:06,586 - Oh, damn. - OK. 575 00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:07,482 Oh, I knew I shouldn't have did none of this. 576 00:14:07,586 --> 00:14:08,655 [laughter] - OK. 577 00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:09,310 Wait, wait. Sweetie, just let me look at it. 578 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,448 Oh, damn. 579 00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:11,344 I ain't going to be able to go to work. 580 00:14:11,448 --> 00:14:12,206 You-- [laughter] 581 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,586 --you are so dramatic. 582 00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:15,103 [laughter] OK. 583 00:14:15,206 --> 00:14:16,655 - Do you see it? - I think we're done with that. 584 00:14:16,758 --> 00:14:18,000 Let's find something else to do. Let's find something else. 585 00:14:18,103 --> 00:14:19,000 Let your leg rest. 586 00:14:19,103 --> 00:14:21,931 Think of something else we can do. 587 00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:22,724 Not that. 588 00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:25,241 [latin music playing] 589 00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:27,689 [laughter] 590 00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:33,379 [laughter] 591 00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:34,344 Uh! [bell rings] 592 00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:35,172 Uh-huh. 593 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,137 Uh! 594 00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:37,137 Uh! 595 00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:38,310 Uh! [bell ringing] 596 00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:39,137 [laughter] 597 00:14:39,241 --> 00:14:39,931 Oh! 598 00:14:40,034 --> 00:14:41,103 [screams] I did it! 599 00:14:41,206 --> 00:14:42,103 I did it! 600 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:42,896 I did-- 601 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:43,689 Oh! 602 00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:44,827 [laughter] 603 00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:46,241 I'm so sorry. 604 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,655 I thought you-- you ain't playing fair. 605 00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:48,689 I'm sorry. I didn't-- 606 00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:49,586 You ain't playing fair. [laughter] 607 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:52,000 [music playing] 608 00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:53,413 I love you. 609 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:54,379 [laughter] 610 00:14:54,482 --> 00:14:55,344 I love you. 611 00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:01,068 That's what I'm talking about right there. 612 00:15:01,172 --> 00:15:02,827 [laughter] 613 00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:03,965 Oh, man! 614 00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:05,413 The fight is still on. This is [inaudible]. 615 00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:06,517 [laughter] 616 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:07,793 Now, that's how you supposed to-- when 617 00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:08,965 you get him in that-- oh, oh! 618 00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:10,000 This is the other dude. 619 00:15:10,103 --> 00:15:11,655 That dude is Puerto Rican. [laughter] 620 00:15:11,758 --> 00:15:12,482 No, he was Brazilian. 621 00:15:12,586 --> 00:15:13,586 This dude is-- 622 00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:14,827 - I thought your hand was hurt. - Huh? 623 00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:16,310 I thought I did so much damage to your hand 624 00:15:16,413 --> 00:15:17,310 that you couldn't do anything else with it. 625 00:15:17,413 --> 00:15:18,689 [laughter] [music playing] 626 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,103 [applause] 627 00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:22,000 Hey, that's all I'm saying. 628 00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:24,655 As president of the Woodburn Housing Committee, 629 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:28,068 I say, we physically remove him if he won't leave on his own. 630 00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:28,965 Yeah, he gone. 631 00:15:29,068 --> 00:15:29,931 We got to. 632 00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:31,103 Got to run him on up out of here. 633 00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:32,344 OK, Curtis, don't you think this is 634 00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:34,379 getting a little out of hand? 635 00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:36,931 No, baby, look, I don't want him in the neighborhood. 636 00:15:37,034 --> 00:15:37,827 Now-- 637 00:15:37,931 --> 00:15:39,620 We should just call the police. 638 00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:41,137 Look, we can't call no police. 639 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,620 We call them, they can't do nothing. 640 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:43,551 Yes, but we can. 641 00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:44,655 Yep. 642 00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:46,344 We should just handle this ourselves. 643 00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:47,551 - That's right. - Right. 644 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,448 You know what? 645 00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:49,310 We got to send him a message? 646 00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:50,689 Mhm. 647 00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:52,241 Roy and his boys already sent him a message last night. 648 00:15:52,344 --> 00:15:53,551 CURTIS PAYNE: Well, what'd he do? 649 00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:55,172 This is not right. 650 00:15:55,275 --> 00:15:58,068 Yes, well, we about to make it right. 651 00:15:58,172 --> 00:15:59,793 Look, Ella, the man is a predator. 652 00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:01,206 OK. 653 00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:02,862 So what are you guys going to do, go over to his house 654 00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:03,896 and kill him? 655 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,379 I know Ella had it in her. 656 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:06,448 See, she ain't always been saved. 657 00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:07,586 [laughter] 658 00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:10,034 We don't even know what the man has done. 659 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,206 We know he did something! 660 00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:12,793 That's right. We know he did something. 661 00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:13,965 OK. Wait a minute. 662 00:16:14,068 --> 00:16:16,896 Whatever happened to, he who is without sin 663 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,896 cast the first stone? 664 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:19,724 Good idea. 665 00:16:19,827 --> 00:16:20,620 Let's go stone his house. 666 00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:21,413 Yes! 667 00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:23,172 Now, wait, hey! 668 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:26,586 No, that is not what I meant, Ethel. 669 00:16:26,689 --> 00:16:28,931 OK, he has done something bad. 670 00:16:29,034 --> 00:16:31,758 But he may be trying to get his life right. 671 00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:33,413 Well, see, I don't trust nobody like that living 672 00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:35,310 in my neighborhood. - Yeah, me either. 673 00:16:35,413 --> 00:16:36,689 Floyd, so what do you want to do, 674 00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:39,482 just run him out of our neighborhood? 675 00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:40,655 Why not? 676 00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,965 Let him be somebody else's problem, right? 677 00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,965 How many of you would be run out 678 00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:48,827 of town if your little deep, dark secrets were out? 679 00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:51,413 This ain't got nothing to do with my foot fetish, Ella. 680 00:16:51,517 --> 00:16:52,413 [laughter] 681 00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:53,862 Let me tell you, nothing. 682 00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:54,965 Curtis, this is not right. 683 00:16:55,068 --> 00:16:57,034 Speak of the devil. 684 00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:57,965 All right. 685 00:16:58,068 --> 00:16:59,689 Which one of you slashed my tires? 686 00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:04,931 So you like to hurt kids? 687 00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:07,620 What if we hurt you right here and right now? 688 00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:08,655 [shouts] get off me, old man. 689 00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:10,551 Burt, Burt, Burt. 690 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:11,482 Calm down now, OK? 691 00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:13,551 Hold on. 692 00:17:13,655 --> 00:17:15,689 There's not going to be any bloodshed on my property, 693 00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:18,103 not on my property. 694 00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:19,344 Take him over to your property. 695 00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:20,172 [laughter] 696 00:17:20,275 --> 00:17:21,172 Take it over to my place. 697 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:23,172 I paid my debt to society. 698 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,724 Yeah, right. 699 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:26,931 You tell him, Ella. - What? 700 00:17:27,034 --> 00:17:27,724 I-- 701 00:17:27,827 --> 00:17:28,517 [laughter] 702 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,172 [inaudible], Ethel. 703 00:17:30,275 --> 00:17:34,379 This is craziness, and I will not be a part of this. 704 00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:36,689 I'm sorry. 705 00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:37,517 Ray, you need to leave. 706 00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:45,758 Burt, Burt. 707 00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,206 [laughter] 708 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:48,172 Not now. 709 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,482 [music playing] 710 00:17:57,068 --> 00:18:00,379 [crickets chirping] 711 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:03,172 Boy, you just don't get the message, do you? 712 00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:05,103 I know the drill. 713 00:18:05,206 --> 00:18:08,517 Whenever this happens, I just drive around and wait 714 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:09,896 for the crowd to go home. 715 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000 What, you looking for sympathy? 716 00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:12,344 Why? 717 00:18:12,448 --> 00:18:13,689 You've already condemned me. 718 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,758 It doesn't matter what I did. 719 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,586 Look, I have to assume the worst, Ray, because I 720 00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:19,862 have a family to protect. 721 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,793 I don't want to do anything to your family. 722 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:23,551 I just want to live my life. 723 00:18:23,655 --> 00:18:26,034 Well, then, live your life somewhere else, man. 724 00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:33,413 Here's that rod and reel I said you could use. 725 00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:34,517 Keep it. 726 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:37,103 Look, I'm not a monster. 727 00:18:37,206 --> 00:18:39,655 I'm still that same guy you wanted to go fishing with. 728 00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:48,137 Look, Ray, you have the right to live 729 00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:51,413 anywhere you want to live. 730 00:18:51,517 --> 00:18:54,586 I'm just saying, if something was to happen to one 731 00:18:54,689 --> 00:18:57,586 of the kids in this neighborhood, 732 00:18:57,689 --> 00:19:01,068 I'm not responsible for what I'd do. 733 00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:03,517 Don't worry. 734 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,517 I already started packing. 47323

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