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[grunts in effort]

[screams, grunts] [snarling]

GUY: I've never been happier.

Being here with you is everything to me.

Me too.

We've got each other, the sunset, a waterfall...

Wait, waterfall.

Water. Fish.

I'm supposed to be fishing with Dawn right now!

Gotta go!

♪

Okay, I'll wait here.

♪

[panting]

Dawn, I'm so sorry I'm late.

- I was... - With Guy.

I know. It happens.

It also happened yesterday.

And the day before that.

Oh, and the day before that.

But it's okay.

I guess that's just how friendship works?

No. Friends make time for each other,

and I haven't been making enough time for you.

So tomorrow we're going on a picnic.

Just you and me.

[laughs] A picnic? Yes!

But what about Guy?

Oh, he'll understand.

I bet he won't even miss me.

I wonder when Eep's coming back.

♪ Let's live wild, the world's our own ♪

♪ We built this wheel now it's gonna roll ♪

♪ You know a spark becomes a fire wherever we go ♪

♪ Whoa-ho-ho ♪

♪ Stuck together, stuck, stuck together ♪

♪ It's an evolution for worse or for better ♪

♪ To find some unity ♪

♪ For all humanity ♪

♪ Because we're stuck together ♪

♪ In one big family tree ♪

I'm all packed for our picnic!

I got bowls, a blanket, fire.

Maybe we make the fire when we get there.

Aah!

[blows, chuckles nervously]

Unh!

Right, right. This is gonna be a blast.

It's just the two of us.

And I am so pumped for our picnic! [laughs]

Picnic? Just the three of us?

Sounds great!

I'll make pigators in a blanket.

Whoo! I am pumped for our picnic!

Don't worry.

I'll go tell Guy the picnic is just you and me.

No, it's okay.

We'll still be together.

That's what matters.

Greetings, potential unpaid labor.

Who among you craves the satisfaction of a job well done

and a life well lived?

Ooh! I want those things, whatever they are.

And you can have them

if you are able to rise to the challenge of helping me dig our new well.

Digging, dirt, darkness? Done!

Excellent. Who else wants a slice of subterranean glory?

Hope? Ugga?

Nope. I remember the last well.

Phil! Get me out of here!

Of course, dear.

As soon as we're done digging.

HOPE: Phil!

But this is a brave new well.

For water. The source of all life.

Sorry, Phil. I'm teaching Ugga how to meditate instead.

You are?

Better than digging. Go with it.

Very well. Gran? Sandy?

[both screaming]

Okay. Thunk?

[grunting in effort]

Ow!

PHIL: Ugh. Never mind.

Guess it's you and me, you mouth-breathing mountain of muscle.

Or it's just me.

I'll dig the well alone.

I know holes.

Oh, no. I'll be with you every step of the way.

Yeah, no, thanks.

I dig alone.

As I supervise.

Dig it or leave it.

Fine! But I'm digging my way.

As long as your way is my way.

[low growling]

So you've never raced chicken seals?

Race a chicken seal? [Chuckles]

You've met my parents, right?

Well, then we just won't tell them.

- It'll be our little secret. - [pigator squeals happily]

Unless your parents torture me.

I'll hold out as long as I can but we all have our breaking point.

Sorry, you were saying?

♪

I'm starving.

But I can't decide what to eat first,

berrynut sandwich or nutberry sandwich.

That's easy.

We start with dessert, your mom's dessert.

But she said,

"Don't take my dessert!"

Ohh!

All I heard was,

"Take my dessert!"

[both laughing]

[Guy grunts] [pigator squeals]

Or we start with pigators in a blanket.

- [squealing] - Ah! Aah.

EEP: Ugh!

- Dessert it is! - [chuckles awkwardly]

[grunting energetically]

[laughs]

PHIL: Grug, you're not a burrowing beast!

You're a man!

In theory.

Use a shovel!

I use hands! You use a shovel!

Very well.

I'll show you how a man digs

while you tend the vine up here.

I'm coming down.

Down? You got it! [Grunts]

[screams, groans]

Favorite sound.

Ooh. I know.

Birds chirping in the morning.

Nice!

Mine is the first thundercrack of a storm.

[grunts] Mine is... Whoa!

[thuds] [Guy groans]

A branch breaking my fall. I'm good.

EEP: You've never seen a volcano erupt?

No, we always ran for our lives.

GUY: Got room for more?

[low growling]

- DAWN: Whoa! - Oops.

Too heavy. Sorry.

Chunky, off the tight vine.

No, wait[both scream]

Oops. Heh.

Sorry again.

[Eep grunts]

Can I tell you something I've never told anyone else before?

Yes, please! Spill it.

Okay.

Catch? I'm in. Toss it here.

- Hmm? Hmm? - Uh, Guy, can I talk to you?

Sometimes people who like each other spend all their time together.

Right.

But, sometimes, those same people

wanna spend time with other people who also like each other.

Right.

So you get what I'm saying?

Yes.

The three of us going on this picnic was a great idea.

No.

I'm saying, sometimes, I wanna hang out with Dawn.

Alone.

Right. Alone. Just the three of us.

No. Just the two of us.

- You and me? - Wait, but what about Dawn?

Guy, you're not hearing me.

This picnic was supposed to be just Dawn and me.

We're trying to get to know each other better.

So I'm asking you to leave.

[gasps]

♪ Uplifting music plays, fades ♪

[grunts in anger]

Totally get it.

Couldn't agree with you more.

You need time with your new friend

and I need time to make new friends.

I'm glad you said something.

This is healthy and... healthy.

So we're good?

Good? We're better than good.

Never been better.

I wish I could stay and keep talking about how great we are,

but, whew, I gotta go and hang with

someone else.

[chuckles nervously]

That went great.

Hey, Dawn, ball! And spill it!

♪

♪

Okay, I know you and I don't know each other that well,

but I'd like to change that.

So, wanna hang out?

[growls]

And you have other plans.

PHIL: Grug, pay attention.

Push, scoop, throw.

Push, scoop, throw!

[sighs] And that's how you dig. Understood?

- [unenthusiastically] - Throw, scoop, whatever.

PHIL: No, that's all wrong!

Pull me up so I can properly berate you.

[yawns]

[Phil yells]

Steady the vine, you human boulder!

Steady?

You mean like this?

[grunting]

No! [Grunts]

[groaning] Not... like... that!

Hey, Grug.

Busy?

Not busy at all.

PHIL: Grug, be less useless.

[Phil yelling]

[thuds] [Phil groans]

Okay, this is a new one, but, um,

[clears throat] wanna hang out?

As, uh, friends?

- I know it's... - Yes!

Really? Are you sure?

Sure. Why wouldn't I be sure?

Uh, 'cause I'm dating your daughter and you hate it?

[Grug growling in anger]

- Boop. - Boop.

[growling continues] PHIL: Grug!

Stop growling and start learning!

If hanging out with you means I'm not listening to Phil, I'm in.

Great.

So, uh, you like rocks?

Rocks?

I-I guess.

[birds squawk in distance]

[bird calling]

[animal snorts]

And you?

You-you like rocks?

Uh, sure.

Rocks are good.

So...

Rocks.

[bird squawks]

Yeah.

Rocks.

[bird calls]

[bird caws]

[bird calling]

PHIL: Grug?

Why aren't you gently pulling me up?

Is your primitive mind unable to hear my thoughts? [Grug grunts in annoyance]

Whew, saved by the well. Heh.

[grunting]

[groaning] I... said... gently!

[grunts, groans]

[sighs in relief]

More useless shiny rocks.

Oh. Hey, Guy.

Change your mind about helping with the well?

All's well that digs well. [chuckling]

Ooh! Guy, you want a friend, so, how about Phil?

He can teach you about shovels while I dig. Here.

[Phil screams] [Guy screaming]

Whoa.

Guy really got some air.

PHIL: Grug!

Repeat after me.

Push, scoop, throw!

[sighs deeply]

Just empty your mind

and think of your happy place.

Okay, which one?

Empty my mind or think?

[Guy screaming]

[groans, winces]

Whoa. Guy. Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah.

That-that landing was less painful

than trying to hang out with Grug.

Beats digging a well with Phil.

Now, if you don't mind, you're interrupting our meditation.

Empty mind, happy place, Hope.

And, Guy, why were you hanging out with Grug?

I thought you were on a picnic with Eep and Dawn.

Yeah, I was.

But you know what they say, two's company, three's also company.

So... wanna hang out?

I mean, Eep and Dawn are new friends.

They need time to get to know each other.

And I don't wanna spoil that.

Friendship is like a flower.

It's beautiful.

But it needs time to grow and blossom.

Sometimes it has thorns, like one of those-those thor.

Empty your mind!

[birds caw]

♪

Oh, there's Gran and Sandy.

I'm just gonna

[bird cawing]

[owl hoots]

Hello?

Hel-I-lo?

Gran? Sandy? [Creature growling]

[panting, growling] [gasps, screams]

[Guy groans]

[low growling]

Easy, Sandy.

He's a friendly.

What're you doing in the hot zone, Guy?

We're on the hunt.

You almost got your head taken off.

Well, I-I was in the area,

and I thought you might wanna hang out.

Ahh!

What's your angle?

Friendship?

[Sandy snarls]

Friendship, huh?

Normally, I'd say friends are for the weak!

But prey is a little light today,

so how'd you like to train with us?

Really? Sure.

I'd love to.

[chuckles nervously]

Um, when you said training, this isn't what I had in mind.

I was thinking push-ups, maybe squats, you know.

So, I'm just gonna... go!

[Sandy snarls]

[low growling]

♪

[Guy sighs]

Last chance, Guy.

Make it count.

[clears throat]

Hey, Thunk. Watching window, huh?

[Guy laughs]

Yeah. So, I was thinking maybe you and I could hang out.

What do you say?

Thunk?

Oh! [Chuckles]

Hey, Guy.

I'm watching Rhimotheros on window.

[softly] It's riveting.

[in normal voice] Wanna watch?

Uh... sure.

♪ Suspenseful music playing ♪

What are we watching again?

Rhimotheros.

This is the build up to the big ending.

I'm not seeing anything.

Watch the cocoon.

Or we can go have some fun outside.

Outside? Why?

Fresh air, adventure, even danger.

Come on, buddy, you'll love it.

THUNK: Danger? Why would I love danger?

I see the term "gently" has finally penetrated your rock-hard skull.

But I'm not sure you're quite ready to dig just yet.

[yells]

[Phil groans]

You did that on purpose.

Now if you're done with your juvenile ant

[yells]

Don't you ever

[yells] [laughs]

Don't[yells]

Cease your vine-foolery at once!

Hey, you got it.

'Cause I can dig anywhere. Alone.

As you wish.

But don't release the

[yells]

[laughing] [body thuds]

Eep and I love doing this.

Makes that thing in your chest thump in a good way, huh, Thunk?

No, no, this is bad thumping! Bad!

[screams in fear]

Just wait till we reach the top, bud.

The top? [Screams]

Thunk, you're still on the ground.

[screams, grunts]

♪

Ready to jump?

Jump? I'm not gonna

[screams] [laughs]

That's it, buddy.

Sweet jump! Whoo!

[Thunk whimpers]

You feeling better, Thunk?

Yeah. I'm-I'm better than when the waterfall you took me to

almost killed me.

Great! So I can put you down now?

Hmm, not yet.

You can't be too careful. [rumbling]

[Eep and Dawn laughing] [chicken seals clucking]

Ah! I won!

Because I let you win.

Or did I let you lose?

What?

Oh, hey, Guy.

Uh, is Thunk okay?

You mean my good buddy Thunk?

He's better than okay.

He's the best!

Yes! I love that you and Thunk are hanging out.

But why are you carrying him?

Uh, we're just playing buddy carry.

It's a fun game that's real.

That buddies play. That I didn't just make up right now.

Really? I thought you were carrying me because I fell off a waterfall.

Ha! That... Uh...

That's a good one, uh, T-Bone.

Yeah, we're always joking around, giving each other nicknames.

The-the way buddies do.

Who's T-Bone?

Guy, uh, do you not know my name? It's Thunk.

Love it. [Chuckles]

The-the fun never stops with T-Bone.

In fact, we were just about to race chicken seals.

Ooh! Really?

Awesome! It's like you're making a whole new Thunk.

No, he's not, and no, I'm not!

Sure, I am, and sure you are!

[clucking] [yelling in fear]

- Oh, no. - Wow!

He's racing backwards!

Did you teach him that, Guy?

- No. That's all T-Bone. - [chuckles nervously]

Anything for a laugh.

Wait up, T-Bone!

I'm right behind you!

[clucking] [yelling]

T-Bone!

PHIL: [echoing] Hello?

PHIL'S VOICE: Hello?

[screams in fear]

Okay, that was an echo, not a voice in my head.

Easy, Phil. Keep it together.

♪

[groaning weakly]

[sighs in relief]

Couch sweet couch.

Yeah. Sorry I dragged you outside to do stuff I wanted to do.

That's not a good hang.

Anyway, I'm gonna go and let you get back to your window.

What? No way, Guy.

Head-Face-Man.

Sorry. [Chuckles]

I'm bad at nicknames.

Uh, grab some couch for the big Rhimotheros ending.

You sure?

Sure as the world is flat.

Sure. Great. Let's do this!

Whoa. Did that cocoon just move?

Oh-ho! Strap in.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Banana chip?

[chomping noisily]

[Dawn sighs]

A friendship crown for you.

[grunts in effort]

[bird squawks]

[grunts] And here's mine for you.

Sorry, I'm not very good at crafts.

What, are you kidding? This is the best!

Yeah. But watching Thunk ride a chicken seal was a close second.

You know, I'm glad Thunk and Guy are hanging out.

They make a good pair.

Do they? They're so different.

UGGA: Not as different as Guy and your Dad.

Guy took a swing at that today, too.

Really? 'Cause Dad's usually taking a swing at Guy.

♪ Tense music playing ♪

[grunts, screams]

Dad, drop the club!

Guy's been trying to find a new friend all day.

Thunk's the only one that stuck.

So that's why Guy and Thunk are hanging out.

I mean, Guy and Thunk go together like Thunk and running.

Or Thunk and walking.

Or Thunk and standing up.

But why was Guy so eager to find a new friend?

I don't know. All Eep did was tell him to get lost and leave us alone.

That's not what I said.

Right, I'm sure you said it nicely.

Eep, Guy didn't have anyone till he met you.

But now you have Dawn and he's back to having no one.

Ooh. What about Thunk?

Thunk's not you.

Yeah. Guy didn't give his heart to Thunk.

He gave it to you.

♪ Uplifting music plays, fades ♪

[grunts] [shatters]

I wanted us to hang out.

But I didn't want Guy to get hurt.

Well, I didn't mean to hurt him!

But... I did.

Because I wasn't honest with him about my picnic with Dawn from the start.

Maybe you should tell him that.

If it's not too late.

But Dawn and I are hanging out.

Don't worry about me, Eep.

Go to him. Go to Guy.

I will. I will!

I'm coming for you, Guy!

GUY: You were right.

Rhimotheros is amazing.

I can't stop watching.

Pace yourself.

The good stuff starts at sunset.

Good stuff? Like what?

Oh, no, no. No spoilers.

You just have to watch.

Hey, uh, want some more banana chips?

Sure.

Heh, heh. Cool.

Go grab some for us, G-Man.

[laughs] You got me, T-Bone.

Aw. I always got ya.

'Cause that's what best friends do.

[chuckles]

GUY: ♪ Watchin' window, eatin' chips ♪

♪ Messin' with each other's heads ♪

♪ 'Cause that's what best friends do ♪

Hey, Guy-Baby. I like your song.

Song? Uh, I wasn't singing to myself 'cause I thought I was alone.

No. But you liked it?

Loved it.

So, about this morning.

Forget it.

You and Dawn hanging out means more Thunk and Guy time.

We're basically inseparable.

Oh, good.

Well, maybe we can get together to talk later.

I'm in!

Great!

And Thunk won't mind?

T-bone? Nah. [Chuckles]

T-bone's cool.

Perfect. So, waterfall? Sunset?

The good stuff starts at sunset.

[echoing] Sunset. Sunset.

Sunset's wide open. See you then.

Great.

'Cause that's what best friends do.

[echoing] Do. Do.

♪

PHIL: All is not lost.

You'll get outta here, Phil.

Just need to keep your wits about you.

No reason to descend into madness or anything.

PHIL'S HALLUCINATION: I agree, real Phil.

If you start hallucinating, you're finished.

[screaming]

[grunts]

Stupid screaming wells.

[Grug grunting energetically]

- Huh? - Push.

- Huh? - Scoop.

Throw. [Grug grunts]

[gobbling, grunting]

So, how much longer until the good stuff happens?

Soon to very soon?

Why? Do you have somewhere to go?

[laughing]

What? Me? Go?

Somewhere? To meet Eep?

That's crazy.

Why would you even say that?

I, uh, I didn't.

Yeah, no, I know that.

[chomping noisily]

♪ Suspenseful music playing ♪

Be right back, T-Bone.

The banana chips are running low.

- Wait. What do you mean? - The-the bowl is full.

Right. Right.

♪

Oh, are these pillows lumpy?

I'll go to the chicken seal coop and get some more fresh feathers.

- Forget the pillows. - You'll miss the good stuff.

Oh, there it is. The good stuff!

You were right. That was quite a ride.

Well, see you later, T-Bone.

Hey, hey. That's not the good stuff.

That was a leaf.

GUY: Eep's waiting. I need an excuse.

Wait. Leaf. Tree.

Trees need water.

Water comes from a well.

The well!

I just remembered I told Phil I'd help with the well at sunset. Bye.

But you'll miss everything.

It's water. It's the source of all life.

It can't wait.

Forgot to grab these.

You know, for the... for the well.

[bird chirps]

Friendship crown for a friend?

How is it that everyone can make these things except me?

It's okay. You made this picnic.

Just making up for our last picnic.

I'm sorry, Guy.

I should have told you Dawn and I had plans.

And I shouldn't have been rude to you.

You deserved better.

Eh! I get it.

Friends gotta friend.

Yeah, but there's no good reason to hurt a friend.

Banana chip?

Grab some for us, G-Man.

[echoes] G-Man.

I'm a bad friend!

What? What do you mean?

I ditched Thunk so I could be here with you.

I'm sorry, Thunk.

I'm sorry!

It's cool, G-man.

No, it's not!

It's not cool at all!

Who are you talking to?

Uh, myself? Definitely myself.

Go to him. Go to Thunk.

I will.

I will.

I'm coming for you, T-Bone!

[grunts]

♪

♪ Triumphant music playing ♪

Rhimotheros!

It's happening!

PHIL: Thank the stars!

I'm saved!

Hello?

Is anyone there?

Seriously?

[Thunk weeping]

Oh, no, you're crying.

I'm sorry, Thunk. So sorry!

I-I left you so I could hang out with Eep.

I'm a monster.

[Rhimotheros rustling]

It's breathtaking. [Gasps]

Isn't it? [Sniffles]

Wait, you're crying about Rhimotheros?

Uh-huh. [Sniffles]

And you're blocking the window. If... if you don't mind.

So you forgive me for leaving?

You left?

Oh, yeah, you left.

Welcome back, buddy.

Buddy? I-I just told you I betrayed our friendship!

Hey, heh, it happens.

Anyway, have a seat, G-Man, you're missing it.

♪

♪ Uplifting music playing ♪

GUY: Wow!

You were right, T-Bone.

This is the good stuff.

Nah, that's not the good stuff.

♪ Uplifting music playing ♪

♪ music grows dramatic ♪

Ooh, this is the good stuff, G-Man!

[explosion] [both screaming]

[Thunk laughing] [Guy screaming]

♪ Vocalizing ♪

♪ closing theme playing ♪

♪