All language subtitles for Hippo (Mark H. Rapaport, 2023).english

It was on the fifth anniversary of
their father's death that the two siblings

gathered around his headstone
to pay their respects.

The boy was Adam,
also known as Hippo.

The girl was known as Buttercup.

It's sad.

You spend your whole life trying
to find something,

but wind up under the dirt.

The dark and dirty dirt.

The dirt is dirty, yes.

And dark as a magician's sleeve.

But it is calm down there,
below the battlefield.

You see, Buttercup is not
Hippo's real sister.

Buttercup was adopted at
the age of seven.

She was actually born Boglárka
in her native Hungary.

And then later became Buttercup.

A cute name, which she hated,

but was in fact the literal
Hungarian definition of Boglárka.

She is now seventeen.

Their mother is a peculiar
woman named Ethel.

Here we see her preparing a
sheet of brownies for her son.

She knows Buttercup
hates brownies.

Or any sweets, ever since her Hungarian
father body-shamed her for eating

a whole pint of ice cream for dessert
at their last Christmas feast together.

Calling her fat was the final
thing he said to her before

dying of a heart attack.

Hippo on the other
hand loves sugar.

No.

No, no, no, no, no.

No.

See, Hippo worships two things
in life: video games

and his mother's cooking.

His current fixation is a particular
game on the Nintendo 64 system called

"Body Harvest,"

published by Midway Games
and Gremlin Interactive in 1998.

No.

No.

Fuck!

Mom!

A terrible accident happened.

It's so terrible. Please come.

Later that evening.

Mom!

His stepsister is soaking in her
midnight tub listening to Chopin.

Or Debussy. Or Liszt.

Due to her
Eastern Catholic upbringing,

Buttercup has never had sex,

nor does she fully know what
sexual pleasure is.

Could it be as divine as
La Campanella?

Or Liebesträume?

She wonders...

When Hippo is not playing games,

he's on the World Wide Web
trying to learn about the planet.

His access, however, is limited,

as his mother installed one of the
web's leading pornography blockers

onto his system.

When Hippo's multimedia
session comes to an end,

usually around sunrise,

he gets snug under his comforter

and cuddles up against his
plush stuffed Hippo.

Which he proceeds to masturbate
against furiously, until climax.

He doesn't know what masturbation is
or even what is coming out of his body,

but it feels good.

Such perverse on-goings occur under
the nose of the mother who has had sex

so many times that she's been
fatigued just by the very thought of it.

Post-menopause,

she now gets off on seeing her
son grow into a big strong man,

or until his shape resembles
that of her deceased husband.

You see, their mother adored
the man she married

and their numerous
shared experiences.

Vacations to the beach,
the birth of the son, and of course,

the UFO sighting on the
side of Interstate 83 in 1991.

[Indistinct Shouting]

I'm calling the police,
give me the phone.

As home-schooled students,

neither Buttercup nor Hippo ever had
much interaction outside of one another.

For Buttercup, who also didn't
partake in video games or the Internet,

this meant her life had been
primarily composed of:

herself,

her nuclear family,

and Jesus Christ.

To her great dismay in all
her time on Earth,

Buttercup has never been able to
hold on to a patriarchal figure.

It's as though as soon as she
finds a comforting masculine arm,

God rips it from her.

Why must he be so cruel,
she thinks?

What does it taste like?

It's the worst cup of milk
I've ever had in my entire life.

You seem to enjoy it.

Purely out of nutritional need.

Without it,
my bones return to dust.

Osteoporosis waits for no man.

One day I will also make milk.

Going to my room. Bye.
Enough Vitamin D for the day.

Buttercup says a nightly prayer
in her native tongue.

But this time she adds a bit,
in English,

to show the Lord she is truly
making an effort.

Dear Father,

please.

Release my urges and...

and give me a child.

She realized the futility
of her statement.

A child is not born without
first playing the game of sex.

Her urges were in fact a
necessary evil.

An itch that only a male
counterpart could scratch.

Surely her two previous fathers

couldn't have been the only
ones to impregnate

virtuously.

Surely, at least Hippo is
feeling much the same?

Oh no, she realized.

She absolutely wanted to
fuck her brother.

And not just a casual fucking,
no.

Her urges were rooted in the
deep familial bond itself.

She wanted to fuck her brother
and bear his child.

Her child.

Perhaps then she could feel some
type of closeness of which

she had not felt since her
native Hungary.

A closeness that
transcends herself.

A divine closeness between

Creator and created.

Mother replaced the television
with Panasonic's latest model.

A major upgrade from
the previous set.

The new image quality lit
Hippo's soul on fire.

He never knew body harvest
could look this good.

This grand.

On most nights, Ethel will make the
kids sandwiches and other simple foods.

But on Sunday evenings,
the mother prepares a family meal.

Yeah.

Their father used to prepare,
but now she does.

The mother hen.

No one's gonna believe me,
but I know.

There we go, honey.

Buttercup.

When do you think
World War III is gonna happen?

Mom?

Well, it's hard to say, dear.

I'm asking for your best guess.

Do you think it might be
in my lifetime?

I suppose it could.

That's what I feared. Okay.

I need a gun.

Hippo.

Why does this mean
you need a gun?

It's a funny question coming
from a Hitler youth like you.

My parents were Hungarian.

Okay then I'm pretty sure they
started World War I.

Can't have another Franz Ferdinand
situation. I won't allow it.

Are you wanting to join the military?
They will give you many guns.

No, the military's for betas.

I'm not gonna spend my life
getting berated

by some buff hothead in the
dunes of Argentina.

You mean Afghanistan?

Stop it. Stop it. Now.

I don't care if it's
Afghanistan.

Buff hotheads are everywhere.

Look, I... I don't want you to join
the army. It's not safe.

Yes. And I just said I'm not.

How do you like the new TV?

Don't change the subject, Mother.
I'd like a gun.

I'd like one soon.

So I can protect us.

Protect our family.

Hippo. That is so sweet. I just...

I don't know if you're eligible in
our county until you're twenty-one.

So you buy it and I'll
learn with it.

Mommy can't do that, sweetie.

'Cause of my stint in the
hospital, they won't allow it.

What about a crossbow?

Please, Mother. For my birthday.

Well I will think about it, but how
about something fun also like a game?

I was thinking a camera so
I could document my progress.

Plus, um,

multimedia is a rapidly
growing field

I'd love to maybe forge a
career in one day.

Oh, that's great, honey.

Please pass the Grey Poupon.

Hippo.

Oh.

Jesus, motherfucking Christ.
What the hell is in that?

Um, mustard seed, salt, vinegar.

I hate mustard.

Well, mustard is the
grown-up ketchup.

Mustard and ketchup are not the
same. One is yellow, one is red.

I hate the yellow one.

You're right.

We're gonna do
ketchup next time.

Ketchup.

Oh.

My mistake.

As the granddaughter of a
Hungarian medic in World War II,

Buttercup always had a natural
resourcefulness about her.

A child was not going to simply
appear on her chest.

She had heard from her brother
of a website called Craigslist,

where anyone can post anything
or service for sale,

including human capital.

This intrigued her greatly and she
began to wonder about the site's complete

list of male offerings.

Of course, she didn't have
computer of her own,

but her brother had one that
was top-of-the-line.

Body Harvest time.

He'll be down there for at
least four hours.

A paltry list of
potential sperm.

Genetic duds.

Maybe this one?

Hello, my name is Emmanuel

and I am your sub.

My dick is in love with pain.

You can step on me.

Use weapons of your choice.

I don't care.

I want to be your slave.

How does one spot a
fertile being?

Looking for someone to
call my paradise.

Preferably younger than me.

But I do appreciate a good
cougar now and then, too.

I would love to get to know you
and treat you right.

Not many scents throw Hippo off,
but

lavender is not one he is
too familiar with.

What are you doing here?

I had a bad dream.

Sorry to hear that.

Would you like to sleep in
my bed with me?

Mm-hmm.

Buttercup couldn't get a
read on her brother.

Why would he invite
her into his bed

if he wasn't going to
reciprocate her urges?

What was wrong with him?

Surely he was just as desperate
for physical attention

and was keenly aware they
weren't blood related.

Surely his sexual wounds were
deep and infected, too.

Throbbing for attention.
Injured from a broken childhood.

The Craigslist encounter
couldn't come soon enough.

Breakfast has many purposes
in this household.

For some it is nourishment.

For others, it is a chilling daily reminder
of a decade-old extraterrestrial sighting

and the craft which
they arrived in

before burrowing deep into
her husband's brain

and propping him up as
their rag-doll puppet

who could deny the truth to
make her seem insane.

A series of events which
definitely occurred.

Didn't they?

Mother.

Food.

Oh, of course.

Jesus.

Some peas for my boy, my prince.

And for my Buttercup.

Did everybody sleep well?

Hippo?

Hmm.

Do you think it will be alright
if I went on a date?

A... a date?

Yeah. With a guy?

Who is this guy?

Well, I don't know his name.
I met him on the Internet.

The Internet...

Oh.

Is it safe to meet people
on the Internet?

Yeah, I think so. He has a place
in Altoona. Says I can come over.

Okay. Buttercup, sweetheart.

I think it would be better if
you had your date here with us.

At home.

With our family where it's warm
and cozy and... right here.

We don't really need
to go anywhere.

Yeah. Okay.

I could invite him for dinner.

Oh, that would be so fantastic.

We'll have a fourth head at
our family meal.

Just like we used to,
like old times. Oh.

How about you Hippo?

You could get a date.

You ask out a pretty girl.

I'm not gonna ask someone
out on a date.

Do you want me to get killed?

And raped or sold for skin
and organs and...

parts.

You can invite a date.
Go into the town, ask a lovely girl out.

You know, they love to hang out
at the community pool.

Those are skanks and whores,
Mother.

Seen those tiny
bikinis they wear?

So find a shy girl sitting on a
bench, reading a book.

Those who hang out on the
benches are pedophiles, Mother.

Molesters.

Oh, they're not all like that.

I mean, it would be great for
you to socialize.

Even if it is with a pedophile.

I mean, they're probably lonely.

The most lonely of all.

All they want is friend.

Right?

Friends. Friends are everything.

Oh, this is so exciting.

Okay, so more breakfast, more...

I can do different kind of eggs.
We can...

I'm sure we have more
ketchup since...

I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

Hippo, like Buttercup, has never had
a consistent male role model in his life.

Instead, over the years,

he looked up to digital characters
in the video games he played.

Be it Donkey Kong,

Dracula,

Ganondorf.

There was something though about this
particular character that struck Hippo.

Although only a side character,

the man's presence was
profoundly impactful.

His dangerous handsomeness.

His perfect golden hair.

His effortless,
debonair composure.

A steadfast man, without fears
and without flaws.

He will become a golden prince.

"Hungary and its neighbor
Austria were once united together..."

Has anyone seen the Hi-C?

We had two old packages left.

Where could it have gone?

Huh?

Has anyone seen the Hi-C?

Hippo, your hair!

Oh my gosh.

Oh my God.

Yes. This is really me.

You look like Brad Pitt From
"Thelma & Louise."

No, I don't. I look like the
agent from Body Harvest.

Well, I love it.

Me too.

Cool it, okay?

Cool. That's what it is.

Shut your mouth I said!

Sorry, Hippo.

Of course Hippo didn't see
anything he was doing as comedic.

Fuck you.

He counted down the seven days to
his birthday by doing an increasingly

challenging physical or
psychological feat each day.

He thought of it as a birthday
present to himself.

In order to increase his
vitality and vigor.

Thank you. That's...
that's kind of you to say.

I mean it.
You sound absolutely gorgeous.

I bet your thighs are insane.

How old did you say
you were again?

I'm seventeen. But if you are
not crossing the state lines,

it should be legal.

Of course, baby.
Anything for you.

I mean, love is love after all.

So you are from this state?

Don't worry your pretty
little head, okay?

Now what kind of snacks do
you like to eat?

I don't know.
I don't eat so much.

Skinny type.

I don't mind much.

I just bought a whole carton of
Welch's Fruit Snacks.

Big box.

I'll bring a bunch.

Okay.

Hey, you said your family's
gonna be there?

Yes. My stepmother and
my stepbrother.

Interesting. That should work.
I guess.

What should work?

The fucking.

L-O-L.

I mean, of course,
if you're not into that, I...

God, I... I hope you are.

Okay.

Bye now. See you on Sunday.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Call me daddy before
you hang up?

Please. Just once.

My dads are both dead.
See you on Sunday.

Hippo never had much of a
diverse wardrobe,

but he was feeling exceedingly
ill in his usual armor.

His Hawaiian shirts and
leisurewear were beginning to feel

like child's play.

A man of war would never wear
such frivolous things.

What is this?

This was different.

A rare remnant of his papa.

He has never been one for
formal wear, but...

The thought of the black suit
made his insides quiver.

The sheer power of it.

The masculinity.

When Hippo was five,

he accidentally ate a piece of
cake that had candle wax on it.

And he threw a massive fit,

biting his mother and refusing
to poop for nine days.

Because of this, Hippo hates
when candles touch his cake,

though he still desires the feeling of
blowing out a candle on his birthday.

So his mother does this for him.

For her boy.

Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday, dear Hippo.

Happy Birthday to you.

Yay.

Good job.

Okay.

Time for cake.

Obviously it's time for cake.

Why would you waste words
on saying that?

Well, honey,
I'm trying to be enthusiastic.

If I wanted a birthday clown,
we would have booked one.

Okay.

Better stop.

Did you know it was tradition
among noble warriors

to eat the heart of
their first kill?

Oh, I did not know that.
That is very interesting, Hippo.

De-li-cious.

Why do you say it like that?

Like what?

How you are
pretending to like it.

Like a mother does
with baby food

trying to convince her infant
that it tastes good.

I already like the cake.

You don't have to sell it to me.

You don't have to sell
everything to me.

I'm a big man now.

I'm nineteen now.

In two years I'll be
drinking legally.

You have to legally respect me.

It says so in the constitution!

I do... I do respect you.

Everybody respects you.
We all respect you.

Don't we? We all respect Hippo.
We respect you.

Buttercup doesn't pretend
to like a cake.

She hates cake and shows it.
Look at her.

Can't keep up with
this bullshit.

You are a big man, honey.
And you know what, big man?

It's time for presents.

It's the worst
birthday of my life.

So maybe eat up.

You have a lot more cake to go,
and then we'll do the presents.

I'm eating up.

Yeah. Okay.
Just whenever you're ready.

What does it fucking look
like I'm doing?

It's a crossbow.

Oh my God, you got him the
crossbow Mother? Why?

Foolish question.

He really wanted it.

Thank you, Mother. Truly.

Don't need the crossbow.
It's too dangerous, Hippo.

Okay. Now, Hippo,
that toy is an outside toy.

It's not a toy, it's a gun.

Outside. Let's play
with it outside.

Don't do that.

Please don't.

Hippo!

Be nice.

Even though it's your birthday,
come on.

Hippo! Why!?

You can play with the balloons,
it's a great balloon toy.

This is not a game mother.
This is not a game.

Look at you go,
you're like a military man.

I do feel safe now.

Much safer.

It's like you...
I guess as you mature,

all those masculine protective
instincts come out.

It's really beautiful.

I hope you find a man just
like your brother.

Oh wait, I've gotta get a
picture. I've just...

Buttercup had immense patience.

But even she can only take so
much of this for one night.

After all, her own birth date was never
confirmed by Hungarian authorities.

So she's never celebrated
one for herself.

In this way, she's been a
spectator of celebrations

for which pleasure
occurs second-hand.

She had to get out of there
and talk to someone.

But Buttercup couldn't focus.

What good is a savior that
couldn't save her, she thought.

She felt at peace while
embracing him.

She felt the wood
against her breast.

The hard wood.

The very hard wood.

Is this how Mother Mary felt?

Okay! Okay, okay!

Okay, I surrender!

Got you.

You surrender?

Yes, you did get me.
I surrender.

Smart choice.

I need to blow off some steam.

Hippo.

Have you ever gotten the talk?

What do you mean, about taxes?

No, the other talk.
The talk about, you know...

How you came to be here
on this planet.

The act that brought you here.

Yeah.

You mean to say
father raped you?

No, that was consensual, but...

But that's not the aspect that
I want to focus on right now.

I'd like to talk about the sex.

Sexual intercourse.

Buttercup!

Buttercup, come on over honey.

Come join us, honey. Come on.
You too.

Can you pause the game?

Okay, so...

Buttercup, did they teach you
about sex in Hungary?

And your father never talked to you
guys about this while he was alive?

Father and I had a tenuous
relationship at best.

Neither of my fathers ever
told me anything.

How did you call this? Uh, sex?

Yes. Sex.

So what do you think sex is?
Surely, you must know something.

Sex, uh...

When a man and a woman loves
each other so much...

It has nothing to do with love.

So when two people sleep
naked in the same bed,

they don't even have to touch.
That's sex.

Like the other night when me and
you were in my bed,

but just imagine if our clothes had
been off, that would've been sex.

It's an invisible frequency.
You can't see it or hear it or feel it.

But the sperm travels to the egg...
like a chicken egg with a hard shell.

And pierces the shell
with its fangs.

And nine months later you
have a hatchling.

Not exactly.

Okay, then. Since you're the
sex expert, please tell us.

Okay.

So.

In every boy's life,
there comes a time...

This may have already
happened to you Hippo...

and if it has, my deepest
apologies, honey, for...

The late-notice.

So...

There comes a time in every boy's life
when he wakes up in a puddle of goo.

Goo?

Goo.

Very sticky. I might add...

Just a... like a...

A... a big gooey,

white

puddle.

Go on.

All right.
So this puddle of goo,

this gooey experience...

means that the boy is now a man.

And when he puts that
inside of the woman,

we wait nine months...
and there's a baby.

This goo you speak of...

It is like a plasma?

A plasma or, or... you could say
watered down vanilla pudding.

Does it have acidic qualities?

I'm sorry. Does, does your goo
have Hasidic qualities?

Acidic. Like, like... can it leave
people with burns, Mother?

Well, hopefully not.

So, a woman just has to
wait for a man?

Yes. And if she doesn't want
the man inside her,

then she calls the police and
runs as fast as you can...

and scream at the top
of your lungs.

Okay. And this is why...
when your mother used to go out,

you know, more than just our own yard,
she used to carry pepper spray.

Okay! So.

Oh gosh. You know what?
That's my muffin timer. The muffins.

The muffins are ready. Let me
just get you guys some muffins.

Good job on the sex...

Mother's explanation of sex

left the two siblings know
closer to understanding

the complexities of
their bodies.

In fact, it had quite the
opposite effect.

Buttercup was to put it
lightly flabbergasted.

Hippo, meanwhile, was beginning
to cave to his lifelong suspicion that

he was a rare breed of
alien species.

More powerful than even the
aliens in body harvest.

And certainly more powerful
than any human.

He had been
slumbering until now.

But finally,

Hippo was beginning to wake up
to a supreme intergalactic godhood.

A star dies every millisecond,

but only once in a millennia
does a deity rise up with the raging

embers of a thousand
forgotten galaxies

and a potent mega weapon
attached to his own hips.

Let us bear humble witness.

Mother also gifted Hippo a brand
new camcorder for his birthday.

This piece of technology lit
a fire inside his scrotum.

A fire like nothing before.

I'm not a narcissist.

Just trying to see if
this thing works.

Fuck you.

Bitch.

True warrior.

Now all this mayhem
Hippo conceived of

will be forever
cemented in history.

For future generations to view.

What is a God but a man
without limits?

And what is a man

but a creature

with a God-finger
between his legs?

Even Gods make mistakes.

Blood of the Lamb,
blood of the Lamb...

Buff hothead. Buff hothead.

Buff hothead.

Hippo envisioned the balloon
as his enemy's skulls.

All the buff hotheads.

His for the destroying.

You watch it.

How was it out there?

Invigorating.

Visceral.

Sexual.

Sexual...

Fuck me

you pig bastard and
give me your pig child.

You sick pig man and
your milky goo.

Well hello there everybody.

You must be Buttercup.

I didn't, uh...

Didn't realize your whole family
was gonna be like here, here.

I mean at the front door,
I mean. Not that it's, uh...

Not that it's a problem of course.
I just, I...

I'm Darwin, by the way.

Oh.

Uh, that's a... a nice name.

You must be her older sister?

You know how to charm
someone's mother.

Um, do you wanna come in?

Shall I take your coat?

No, that's okay.
I, uh... I enjoy it's warm embrace.

Oh... come in.

Bit nippy outside.

This is a pretty nice house.

Beautiful.

Except for the crown molding.

Well, uh, you look very pretty,
Buttercup.

Thank you.

Is your father in the picture?

I noticed he wasn't in
any photographs.

Is he, uh...

Is he dead?

Or did he run out on you guys?

No wait, wait wait...
don't tell me.

Let me guess.

Judging by the fact that
you can tie a tie,

I'm going to say...

Dead.

Did I get it?

All right, don't tell me.

Geez, I'm freaking starving.

Should just stopped by my
neighborhood Mickey D's on my way out.

I assumed I'd see another one,
but there wasn't for like 200 miles.

There was a Wendy's, but...

I'm not a fucking idiot,
you know.

Who's hungry?

Speak of the devil.

Yummy.

Just in time.

Bon appétit, huh?

My Buttercup.

Yeah.

Right on... home-cooked meal.

Yay.

So... would you care for some wine?

Oh. No, no. That's okay,
that's okay.

I, uh...

I can't drink wine.

Uh, funny story actually.

Every time I drink wine,

I have these terrible night
terrors about snakes.

You do?

It's weird... creepy.

Oh my God.

This is so good.

Thank you.

Just a little something.

This is so good.

This tastes just like something
that my old nanny used to make.

She had to go back to her
home country of El Salvador.

So exotic.

Not that it matters, but her, uh,
brother was arrested for pedophilia.

Didn't run in the family though.

Unfortunately.

Because she...
she never touched us.

So, but... she was very beautiful.

And I was 12. It was like my first,
you know, interaction with a woman.

So, I remember she
used to come and...

in the morning when she would
pour my orange juice, her...

bosoms would touch my back and...

I loved her.

Anyways.

Look at me just, uh, gabbing up
a storm here, huh?

Very entertaining though.

What game you playing there?

Hippo?

Hey.

Buddy.

What game are you playing?

Video games, huh?

It's such an escape.

We lose our kids...
but I think it's educational.

Yeah, sure.

Well, I mean, when I was younger

I used to play video games
for hours on end.

I must have wasted
years of my life.

I could've been a doctor,
a pharmacist.

But... what are you now?

You know, I...

I still haven't found that
right job, you know?

But, um...

So I'm sort of in
between right now.

I pick up work for, uh...

For, for... for somebody...

That's good.

That sounds good.

Yeah, I work.

Odd jobs here and there.

Good work ethic.

Handy man... you know.

Oh my goodness. You could...
we could use you around here.

So many things.

Let me know.

Write me a list.

I will write you a list.

It's not an escape, you
absolute fool of a person.

If anything, this dinner is an escape,
and a pathetic one at that.

It's an entire universe
behind this screen.

It's essentially scripture.

That's okay, though.

Your feeble mind makes it
impossible for you to fathom such

porcelain, angelic realities.

This one, huh?

He's a riot.

You know you should do stand-up.

Well.

He gets it from me.

Does he now?

He's really the next
Jerry Seinfeld. Or Spielberg.

You know what he does?

I got him a camera for his
birthday and he makes tapes.

And they're amazing.

And you need to see them.

Wait, we should watch...

Okay, gang.

We're gonna do home movie night.

Tonight.

I love that idea.

I love that. I love home movies.

No, no, seriously.

Some of my favorite movies are
made by my brother's son.

He's six.

His autism makes for such a...
creative mind.

You should ask me.

You should ask me if it's
okay to show my work.

May you show your work?

Yes. It will be your pleasure.

Boy.

You sure can drink. Huh?

Well.

This bottle.

This bottle of wine.

I was saving it for
a special occasion.

And I think, uh,
tonight is the occasion.

You're something else.

You are a firebird
amongst moonlit trees.

Feels good to laugh.

Just enjoy your pasta
and shut up.

Hippo.

Judging by the wrinkles in this man's brow,
he should have multiplied by now.

His growth has been clearly stunted
by some terrible developmental disorder.

Enough with the mean
words please, Hippo.

Besides these two are
just friends.

They're just friends.

This is a friend date.

Yeah, precisely.

A play date.

You can't get more
harmless than that.

A play date.

Almost there.

Where's the popcorn, huh?

Hey I'd like to order a jumbo
popcorn with cheddar on it.

And garlic.

Do you, uh, do you like popcorn,
Buttercup?

What is a popcorn?

It's so cute. What is a popcorn?

Quiet.

You are about to witness man-made
horrors beyond your comprehension.

This is it.

You must all know the
terror that I possess.

It is a fearful thing to fall into
the hands of the living God.

What is God capable of?

I'm gonna show you.

Wow. Uh, I don't know
what to say.

I don't know what to say.

Course you don't.

Like I said, it's beyond
your comprehension.

Hippo.

I'm...

Impressed, I know.

It's a lot to take in.

Oh, of course I'm impressed,
honey. But I was gonna say,

I'm worried about you.

When was the last time
you saw Dr. L?

Why are you worried about me?

You and Dr. I should be worried
about being ill-prepared for the terror

that's leaking into the average
everyday American neighborhood.

The doom that will surely befall
planet Earth in 2048.

You know he actually
has a point.

I mean, American society as a
whole is crumbling.

You know, this is all
just a little much.

Maybe you should go home,
Darvin.

No, no, no, no.

Please, please don't overreact.

Hippo...
Hippo is just playing a game.

In a way, yes. War is a game.

Don't be fooled by
simulation theory, however.

If only that were the case.

We could rest easy knowing that the only
harm to us is delivered via motherboard.

Well, how are you doing,
Buttercup?

Did you enjoy your
brother's movie?

Yes. Sure.

Uh, I think it was,
it was funny.

Do you, uh...

Do you want me to get
the fruit snacks?

I brought the big box.

I'm not hungry.

Alright.

Suit yourself.

Hey miss.

Hey miss!

You there?

She's out cold.

She handles liquor very poorly.
It makes her narcoleptic.

Narcoleptic.

That's a big word.

You don't know what
narcoleptic means?

Did your brain stop aging
when you were six?

What a stupid old man.

Do you want to go to
the bathroom?

You seem... you seem
like very tappy.

Tappy?

Oh, tappy.

That's so cute.

Uh, no, no, no.

I'm okay. I guess I'm, uh...

I'm just excited, I guess.

Excited for what?

Are you gonna sex my sister?

I, I mean, I don't, that's just...

I mean I guess that's something that
could be on the radar for the night, huh?

You shouldn't do that.

Well, I wasn't planning on
doing anything.

But uh, your sister...

She's a grown woman.

And uh, actually in the eyes of
Pennsylvania state law,

she's an adult, even.

You know, age of consent.

Sixteen.

Well she's seventeen.

So that means she's
actually old even, technically.

You old hag, you.

So what do you say,
huh Buttercup?

You want to go up to your room?

Sure, sure.

I guess me and Darwin
going to my room.

You hear that?

Going to her bedroom.

Okay great, I will come.

You want him to come with us?

Yes. Is it okay?

Yeah.

It's fine with me.

Okay.

You're so close, dude.

This is my home.

Okay.

So what are you guys, like
siblings who fuck each other?

I was an only child, so.

Lucky.

So, uh...

Should we get started?

You know, should we play uh...

Play some music or anything to
get you in the mood?

I... I have some,
uh, CDs and records.

Do you... do you like Béla Bartók?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, yeah.

Elegant, sexy. Yeah.

It's interesting,
it's interesting.

I like it, I like it.

Just, um, what if we, uh... what if we
put on something a little more sexual?

More... more sexual?

Is it not enough?

No, no. It is, it is, it is.
I was just...

Hey look, there's something
actually I thought

I made that you might like,
it's, uh...

I keep it on me at all times.

Do you mind?

Okay.

Put that on.

Great.

Just take this off.

Move a little bit.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
You see, you see.

Now this, now this.

This is for sex.

Yeah, oh yeah.

Now normally I reserve this for
finger banging, but I, uh...

Figure we could just
get started. Huh?

Get on down to it.

What do you say?

All right. Yeah.

Is your brother gonna be
watching us or does he want to join?

I don't mind.

We can kiss at the Eiffel Tower.

I think he prefers to
standing there.

Is he, um...

Is he okay?

Because I don't like the way
that he's looking at me.

Hey, hey, buddy.

I don't like the way that
you're looking at me.

Do you mind like turning your
face or something?

Fuck it. Carpe diem.

Here we go, baby.

Let's do this.

Alright. Come on. Come on. Lay
back. Look sexy for me.

Get sexy for me.

Yeah. Get sexy for me.
That's right.

That's right. Lay back for me.

Get sexy for me.

Oh yeah, Buttercup.

You like my body? Huh?

That's right.

Put your hand above your head.

Oh, you know I like that.

Jesus.

Oh, wow.

I'm coming for you, Buttercup.

Whoa.

Whoa dude, what the fuck?
Are you filming?

Are you filming this?

No, don't shout, please.

No. What if someone sees this?
I could get fired.

I could go to jail.

Hey, you.

Fuckhead. Quit fucking
filming me. Now!

Get the fuck outta
here right now!

Jesus! What an idiot.

You know...

If your brother's
gonna creep on you

he should at least make it like...

I don't know,
mutually beneficial.

I'm sorry.

Where were we?

I don't know.

Hey. No, no, no, no, no.
It's okay. It's okay.

Look, the bad man is gone now.
We don't need him.

I don't know what I want.

Hey. Why do you look so sad?

We're about to have sex.
You should be happy!

You're safe now.

It's better. Just us two.

Hippo.

I saved your life.

He was gonna put his
acids in you.

Probably would've impregnated you
and forced you to live with him forever,

before killing you and
eating the child.

But what we do with him?

Bury him.

In the backyard.

Next to dad.

Hippo, this is crazy.
Won't we get in trouble?

I searched on Netscape.
He's a known sex offender.

Self-defense will cover it.

Furthermore, I can take on an
entire SWAT team if need be.

You're welcome.

Anyways.

See you at 6 AM
for some shoveling.

What if someone comes
looking for him?

They won't.

An underdeveloped human like this
never has anyone looking after them.

He'll go out of this world the
same way he came in.

Forgotten and covered in
his paternal goo.

Mom.

Mom.

Mom.

Mom.

Buttercup!

What?

Come here.

What?

Is she alright?

She's still asleep. I need
someone to make me breakfast.

She's not asleep.
She's not breathing.

Even a fish can
breathe under water.

She's swimming in her liquor.

Stop it. Mother is not a fish.

She feels like cold metal.

In this moment,

the step-siblings grasped
the loss of their matriarch.

Each in their own way.

Darwin, in his supreme negligence
and horniness had, during dinner,

given their mother a lethal
dusting of flunitrazepam,

a benzodiazepine used for
anesthetic purposes.

The goal was to subdue their mother
so he could get into Buttercup's pants

without parental oversight.

However, the combination of the drug,
the many glasses of alcohol,

and their mother's genetic history of heart
failure led to a fatal cardiac arrest.

Although certainly tragic,

Hippo gained comfort in knowing
that the death was quick and painless.

Like a whisper.

She hasn't even made me
breakfast yet.

I'm famished.

Mother's dead,
and you're thinking about food?

Pain is inevitable, but suffering
is optional. I refuse to suffer.

Do you know how to make
breakfast? Yes or no?

I... I guess so. Yes.

Then what are you doing here?

So?

They're pretty terrible.

But protein is protein
and I appreciate it very much.

Um, I think I'm
starting to smell her.

How come you don't
seem sad either?

I've lost many parents before.

Double the number that you have.

This is not a competition,
but I'm here for you.

Perhaps, thought Buttercup,
that without parents in the picture,

they could be less guarded
in their desires.

Perhaps their mother's death,
while tragic,

was a blessing in disguise.

A godsend of sorts.

Meanwhile, Hippo was
experiencing a rush blood to his penis

that caught him off guard.

Certainly this was a
coincidence, he thought.

A tumor, perhaps,
growing in his testicles.

Mother would clean, too.

Okay.

These are not very good at all,
really.

Guess this means the King
Suite is now mine.

Don't wake me.

I like my body to naturally
awake as it pleases.

Drawers, once off limits.

Mother's secret stash.

The forbidden fruit.

Strange rock.

Father's goo?

Hmm.

Dearest Ethel,

As you can see, I packed my
things up and I intend to move out

once I get home from work.

I'll be staying at a motel for a few nights
until I get settled in with a new place.

I do intend to file for divorce.

I do intend to take our
children with me.

You are dangerous.

You're a danger to me,

and you're a danger to our kids
with your wild conspiracies.

When I get home,

I would like to leave with Adam
and Boglárka as quickly as possible.

Please do not make this harder
than it has to be. See you soon.

See you soon.

Barry

Hippo didn't know what to
make of any of this.

He didn't have time for
riddles or mind games.

'He said, she said'
school-yard nonsense.

Can't sleep either?

Sleep is for
the dead and the forgotten.

Do you wanna stay in
here with me?

Mother had a big bed.

Our big bed now.

What are you doing?

This fits nowhere in my plans.

I am to build a Kingdom.

And a king doesn't need an heir?

Buttercup, you are my sister.

We were not designed
to fornicate.

And even if I wanted to have
a baby with you,

even if the world wasn't doomed...

assuming the baby is male,
he will want to kill me for my throne.

An heir is no more than a
death sentence.

But...

we are each the closest people
we know, and we are not related.

So... so it should be natural.

I don't wanna child from
a strange guy.

He was a raper.

Yes, he was a raper.
I don't like this type of man.

You, you Hippo.

You are nice. I think.

Well, I could consider the sex
with the proper protection.

A hazmat suit perhaps.

But accidents happen.

Sleep with your clothes on.

I don't want my plasma to
travel to you and

burn a hole straight
through your flesh.

Mine is especially corrosive.

Hot as a volcano, probably.

Thank you in advance for your
maternal contributions.

You're the mother, now.

Congratulations.

Bearing her soul was not easy,
but Buttercup

found some solace in the knowledge
that her brother's coarse facade

was simply the result of
misconstruing basic biology.

Do you think she went to
heaven or hell?

Irrelevant.

There's only the living and the dead
and the waiting room between them.

Alas, I must go make
more preparations.

My ticket won't be called for at
least a dozen decades.

Buttercup!

Is that you?

I need the calcium. Please.

What took you so long?
I nearly became hypocalcemic.

I could have developed cataracts.
Then how would I study our foes?

This would have been terrible.

You can leave now.
Thank you for your service.

What happened?

Hippo, is that you?

Go, keep going.

Go to the couch. Go.

You're bleeding.

What happened?
Tell me everything.

It was... it was so fast.

I, I... I saw

uh, green glow and large eyes.

Oh, no.

Is... is it normal?

No. It's not normal.

What... what's wrong?

They've arrived.

Quick. Go get to the nearest
closet and I'll go get my crossbow...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

The crossbow will never work.
You know that.

You need the most powerful
thing in the world.

My God-finger.

No. Uh, this will be very
difficult to aim like that.

What about my...
with Super Soakers? The Super Soakers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That will be great.

You put it in there and
make one for me too.

And we can shoot the
aliens together.

Okay, yes. We will need all the
marksmen we can muster.

Where...
where did mother put those?

The Super Soakers?

I think I saw it in a...
in a carport.

Carport. Okay.
I'll be right back.

I have them.

Okay. Go and stiff
yourself quickly.

They will be there any second.

Of course. If you see or hear anything,
please raise your voice.

Okay, thank you.
Thank you, brother.

Hippo?

My enemies are fuel enough.

Space junk.

Still warm.

Hmm.

No doubt a by-product from their
acceleration to hyperspace.

Damn. He just missed them.

He'll need more fridge space.

An armory for a God-King.

She could already feel the life
brewing inside her.

The years of turmoil perhaps
worth it after all.

In a much different way
than her brother,

she, too, felt in this
moment as a God.

In the months that followed, while
Buttercup's belly grew bigger and bigger,

Hippo's head grew massive.

Buttercup had been using her craving
of junk food as a perfect cover-up

for her pregnancy.

She was just getting fat,
she told him.

With no more parents
in her life,

She was free to live and
eat as she desired.

Hippo, nonetheless, was
suspicious of his sister.

Ever since the alien raid,

he developed a theory.

That Buttercup was impregnated
by one of the visiting extraterrestrials.

On this particularly
cold evening,

with rations running low due to
mother's credit card

being maxed out
twelve days prior,

after Hippo's $284 purchase of
tactical gear on a website called eBay,

Buttercup made a fateful
discovery while doing laundry

in the matriarchal part of the
house Hippo knew not of.

What is this place?

Their mother had always spoken
suspiciously of the Russians, but

in all her years

she had never mentioned their
Cold War-era bomb shelter.

Hippo had been growing tired
of his crossbow.

He had his sperm guns, sure, but

he couldn't waste those in his
day-to-day training and practices.

Plus he was feeding fatigued
from all the pumping.

And he needed to save some
fluids for his own lifeblood.

He needed an
additional tool of war.

Something unimpeachable.

Darwin's automobile.

It had been sitting in that
position for months.

Untouched.

Like a relic of perversion.

Unfortunately, the key to his car was
in Darwin's pocket, which is of course,

six feet underground.

Adam?

Is that you?

I am me.

Is Ethel home?

My mother is in a deep sleep.

Well...

She... hasn't been answering any of
my calls at the office.

So, uh...

Perhaps I could come
in and say hi?

I was just in the
neighborhood and...

Leave.

Now.

Your services are no
longer required.

Look, I'd just like to
check in on things.

If... if mother decides she no
longer wants to resume therapy...

Leave!

That is an order.

I make the rules.

This is my ground.

If you ask again,
I'll have to use force.

Adam.

You can return any blood samples
you've stolen from me, by the way.

The tests you've done, the labs,
and the imprints of my teeth, too.

If my plasma gets into the wrong
hands, we could all be doomed.

Hippo?

Maybe we need to revisit
the idea of...

meds.

Huh?

A small dose, maybe?

Maybe I should slather this bat in my
goo and give you a taste of your mortality?

Dr. Lombardi?

I am of sound, balanced mind.

And my head is as clear as a
million crystals!

I am omnipotent.

I am the destroyer of worlds.

I am the ultimate life form.

An all-seeing God-King amongst a
sea of blind souls.

You scared me. What?
What's that on your face?

Identity protection.

Is that a gun?

Where did you get that?

I found it.

Turns out Darwin wasn't a
total idiot, after all.

Though if he was smart he
would've brought it into the house, and

put a buckshot through my frontal
lobe before I got him in the back.

And what's it for?

Well it won't defend me from
aliens, that's for sure.

You know,

I've been keeping my eye on the
garbage in the bathroom for a while now.

What do you mean?

I've been tracking your monthly
bleedings ever since you were twelve.

For your safety.

You haven't had any in
a few months.

You've been dry.

I think it just happens,
you know.

It just happens, I guess.

I guess.

At first I thought it was
a coincidence.

But I believe you're pregnant.

This would be terrible enough if it
was a human that impregnated you.

But you never leave the house.

And that pig man never made it
all the way deep.

So it can't be a human.

Which is far, far worse.

You're harboring the enemy.

No, no.

I'm not pregnant. I'm just fat.

And... and it's normal when you
miss bleedings, you know.

It's just... it's just hormones.

I don't think so.

Hippo felt no kicks
from the fetus.

But he could feel an
undeniable warmth.

He knew a life was
forming in there.

A life that would threaten
everything he's built so far.

A life that would threaten
the entire universe.

Hippo didn't want to
kill Buttercup.

He just needed to get rid of
what was inside of her.

Extract it.

And exterminate it.

Dear sister.

Please.

This will be painless if you only lay
back down and let the night take you.

If she could, Buttercup would
stay in this moment forever.

The bliss of expectation
without the consequences.

She thought of Eve.

How God created woman
against her will

from the rib of man.

Now she will create a
child from Adam.

Whether he likes it,

or not.

I love you so much.

I give you kiss, too.