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Previously,
on Clean Slate...
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Go on a date with me.
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I deserve way better than you.
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- I'm Rhonda.
- I'm just glad the girls
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are getting along so well.
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- Your number.
- Yes, ma'am.
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- James just texted me back.
- Ooh!
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Still waiting for Louis to talk
to me and we live together.
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I miss my old life.
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My friends, the gallery...
even Gavin sometimes.
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You know what name is on your
child's baptismal certificate.
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You go against the Lord's
intentions, you go against me.
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Pastor, she's just
being who she is.
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Where's Louis? Was he raptured before
me? I knew this was gonna happen.
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Oh, he was asked to play the organ at
a dear friend's funeral in New Orleans.
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James...
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Yes, Louis?
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Oh, you are the
powder to my beignets.
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- Poor thing.
- Mm.
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- Good morning, saints.
- Good morning.
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Now, y'all know that next
Sunday is Baptism Sunday.
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And our brothers and sisters
will all be redeemed.
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And their baptismal certificates
will be ceremoniously added
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to my file cabinet.
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He still boils my
butterfinger. Look at him.
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You know what?
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It is kind of infuriating that I
fixed my name in 28 different places
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just to have Pastor Hughes hold
my baptismal certificate hostage.
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You want me to break
in Watergate-style?
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I'll go in and I'll
yank that waka flocka
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out of his file cabinet.
Just look at him up there.
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Last time you intervened, you
committed multiple felonies, Dad.
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Allegedly. But this time...
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This time... I'm gonna
cut out the middleman.
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- Look out now.
- Mm-hmm.
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Ooh.
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Hi! I'd like to change my name
on my old baptismal certificate.
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Is there a form I could
fill out or something?
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Good afternoon to you.
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Good afternoon, Pastor.
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Well, this ain't the DMV.
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So if you want your name on an
original baptismal certificate,
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you gotta get baptized.
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Okay! Well, then, I'd like
to be baptized. Again.
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Because if I were to die, Saint
Peter would call me the wrong name,
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and it could get all Waffle House
at two a.m. at those Pearly Gates.
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Well, our church doesn't
allow second baptisms.
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The first one pretty
much covers everything.
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After those splashes, you're
good till you're ashes.
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Charming.
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People love a good rhyme.
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Is there a rule against
being re-baptized
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under your real,
authentic name, Pastor?
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Even if you could,
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the classes have
been full for months.
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Listen, I really think that you should
let this go instead of causing trouble.
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Trouble? Me? Never.
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You know, I really wish
that I could help you,
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but, uh, my hands are tied.
Like Jesus to the cross.
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Be blessed.
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You be blessed!
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It is so nice to
see Opal just being a kid.
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What does she normally
do on a Sunday?
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Watches Bloomberg. Begs me
to open an E-Trade account.
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I bet you I can
go higher than you.
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I'll go so high
I'll flip over the bar.
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Opal, don't do that.
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Okay. I won't. But, Lulu, just
know that I probably could.
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You know, when I was young,
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I would've done a backflip off
of that swing set in a heartbeat.
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Now I'm sitting over
here screaming "caution"
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like I'm some sort
of safety nerd.
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Well,
when I was young,
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I would've walked straight
across the top of that swing set.
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- With a Zima in each hand.
- Wild child.
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And now look at us, huh?
Got juice boxes and PB&Js.
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Living that carpool
life, baby. Mm.
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You are ridiculous.
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You, uh... wanna
hang out on Saturday?
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Sure, yeah. Lulu
would be thrilled.
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Not a playdate. A... date-date.
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Oh.
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I'll uncork something special
from my Capri Sun cellar.
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Well, with an offer like that...
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- Lulu, wanna watch Bloomberg?
- What?
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Um, my name is Desiree Slate,
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and I left a message...
well, six messages...
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- for Bishop Cobb about a name change.
- We already said...
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Yes, I know you said that the
pastor gets the final word,
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but there are special
circumstances.
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I'm sorry, that's
out of our jurisdiction. Be blessed.
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Thank you.
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Hard pass.
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Hey.
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Where've you been? I texted
you to come over hours ago.
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Well, you can't just
signal me like Batman
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and think I'm gonna
pop down from the sky.
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I was with James in New Orleans.
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And I did try to call
you on my drive back.
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I know. I was on hold
forever. Long story.
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What's with the pajamas
in the middle of the day?
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The last time I
saw you pajama-sad
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was when Jennifer Hudson got
kicked off American Idol.
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- She should've made at least top three!
- Top three, I know.
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Do you anyone who could
help me get into baptism class?
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Pastor Hughes said I couldn't
take them because they were full,
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but that's just his bullshit way
of saying, "Not in my church!"
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Wh... what's all this for?
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I'm trying to replace my
old baptism certificate.
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Can't they just
change your name?
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Girl.
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You... I got you.
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The baptism teacher, Miss
Rachel, owes me a favor.
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I went down to the car dealership
and pretended to be her boyfriend
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so she wouldn't get ripped off.
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I got girlfriend a 3%
APR, baby. Vroom, vroom.
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Screw you, Pastor
Hughes. Vroom, vroom.
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- Uh-huh.
- ♪Screw you, Pastor Hughes ♪
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- Vroom, vroom!
- ♪Screw you, Pastor Hughes ♪
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Vroom, vroom!
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Vroom, vroom!
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Hey, what the hell's wrong with
y'all? Why are y'all so happy?
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They bringing back the McRib?
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I'm getting re-baptized.
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How come they can't
just change your name?
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Girl.
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Well, what you want me to do?
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- Throw me a baptism party!
- Aww!
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A party? Hell, I can do that.
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Maybe, um, ask Ella for
help with the planning...
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And the decorating.
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And the cooking.
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Then what am I gonna do?
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Stay away from the
cake until it's served.
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Can anyone tell me
what it means to be a Christian?
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Me, me, me!
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Desiree.
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Being a Christian means you've accepted
Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior,
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and that you will
dedicate your life
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to being an example of what it
looks like to lead with love.
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That is correct!
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She gets all the candy.
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Sorry, kiddo.
Candy's for closers.
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So, you ready for your big date?
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Oh, it's not a "big"
anything, it's just dinner.
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Don't worry, I'm not
gonna screw it up.
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Contrary to what you may
think, your dad's got game.
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Okay, then. What
are you wearing?
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Where are you guys going?
She have any food allergies?
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Whoa, I don't know. I
decided to order Applebee's.
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Two for $25. Apps, of course.
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Maybe rent Ghostbusters II.
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And that is the exact reason
why I brought in reinforcements.
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Come in.
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What?
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Miguel's Eye for the Straight
Guy, at your service.
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What am I gonna do, build
her an entertainment system?
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Ah, your boy has been singling
and mingling for years
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with great success.
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Plus, every other
adult I know is busy.
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I'm gonna make you a lean,
mean, dating machine.
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First-rate, looking
great, ready to date.
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Whoo!
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As you prepare for
tomorrow's baptism,
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I have one final
question for you.
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What do you think needs
to be washed away?
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Thea?
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I just wanna be a firefighter.
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And I want God on my
side when I fight fires.
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Mm-hmm.
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Desiree, what do you
need washed away?
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What in your life do
you need to purge?
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Uh, there was a bad
relationship with Gavin.
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Maybe we can set him on fire.
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Trust me, I considered it.
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Thank you for sharing,
Desiree. Thank you so much...
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I lost myself.
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I burned so many bridges
trying to make it to the top.
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- But there were no couches to crash on...
- Desiree...
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no friends left.
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I ran away from here and then
I had to come crawling back.
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- I sleep in my childhood bedroom...
- Me too!
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And I maybe have four
dollars to my name.
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I'm jumping through
hoops for this pastor.
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- Desiree...
- I carry all the right crystals,
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and know all the right mantras and
drink all the right teas and smoothies
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- and nothing has worked!
- Desiree!
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That's it for today!
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I don't know what needs to be washed
away because I don't have anything left!
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I'm just a sad bitch!
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This bitch is sad!
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Surprise!
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What are you doing here?
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I feel terrible about you always
coming to visit me in New Orleans,
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so I thought I'd return the
favor. I got your favorite.
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Oh! You shouldn't have.
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You really shouldn't have.
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Um, wow, you're really
here. I don't know why.
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Let's, uh... Wait right
here. Um, I'll be right back.
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- Okay.
- Or you can wait in the car.
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- Okay.
- Safer to wait in the car.
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- I'll wait in the car.
- Really tough neighborhood. Yup. Cool.
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I'm pretty sure I just emotionally scarred
several children in a baptism class.
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Girl.
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I'm spent, Betty. I'm so spent.
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It is always a struggle.
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My boyfriend in New York,
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coming back here, this
pastor, my career.
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Girl, walking down
the street. I'm tired.
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It just never ends.
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You know girls like us spend a
lot of time fighting for space.
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Lord knows, plenty of people
won't give it to us willingly.
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But sometimes, especially
when you're feeling lost,
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the best thing you can do is
just go where you're wanted.
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Get what you want.
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Casserole
and a good playlist.
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I try. May I have this dance?
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You may.
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- I'm very formal.
- Then where's your top hat?
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- I haven't done this in a while.
- I can tell.
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Jeez.
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Do you want me to breakdance
instead? I do a mean robot.
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One second.
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Hi.
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Okay, so I know I haven't exactly
given you the time of day,
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- but that all changes tonight.
- Uh...
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I think that's my cue to leave.
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- Rhonda, please, I...
- No, no, please.
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I'm... I'm going.
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You sure know how
to make an entrance.
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Can you please
cut me some slack?
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I'm kind of at rock bottom here
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- and I was hoping we could...
- And I'm your rock bottom?
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I think I should
go. I'm so sorry.
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It was too good, right?
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Yup, it was so good, so good.
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Are you, uh, you sure you don't
wanna take your jacket off?
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It's a bit warm out here.
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I can't. Uh, yeah, no.
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It takes time for my body to
adjust to the changing temperature.
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Yeah, yeah. Hot,
cold, hot, cold.
242
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:33,979
Gotcha. Ooh, let's
get some ice cream.
243
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,731
Ooh, let's not. It's terrible.
244
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,692
It tastes like mashed
potatoes. You don't want it.
245
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,487
Hi... Mom!
246
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,947
Hey, sweetie!
247
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:46,992
What are you doing
here? And who is this?
248
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:51,539
This is James. James, this is
my mother, Mrs. Ella Dunbar.
249
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,165
Nice to meet you, Mrs. Dunbar.
250
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,250
You too.
251
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,834
Okay, enough small talk.
252
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,294
James is a very busy doctor
253
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,129
and he's got a lot of patients
to see tomorrow, so...
254
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,215
You work on Sundays?
255
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,092
Are you one of those
fancy weekend doctors
256
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,886
that goes to rich people's houses
when they have the sniffles?
257
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,806
No, ma'am,
I'm a dermatologist.
258
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:12,393
And since bacne's rarely
life-threatening, I have weekends off.
259
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,982
Oh, you stopped seeing patients
on weekends. Wow, that's so crazy.
260
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:22,528
James, would you like to come to our
church's baptism ceremony tomorrow?
261
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,238
Louis is leading the choir,
262
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,407
and we're having a little party
for our friend afterwards.
263
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,659
- You're welcome to both.
- I don't think James wants to go
264
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,953
- to some boring baptism.
- Nonsense! I wouldn't miss it.
265
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,455
You know, baptisms are
one of my favorite isms!
266
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,126
Ooh, a funny doctor!
I'll see you there.
267
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,211
- See you there!
- All right. Bye, honey.
268
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,797
She's so nice!
269
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,596
What the hell?
270
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,514
Hell, I could ask
you the same question.
271
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,433
Heard all that wretched
shrieking down here.
272
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,810
I thought that possum got stuck
in the air conditioner again.
273
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,812
What's going on?
274
00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:00,774
It's me. I'm the possum.
275
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,401
What the hell is happening here?
276
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,570
Do I have to kick somebody's
ass? 'Cause I will.
277
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:08,324
I went to the one place
where I thought I was wanted,
278
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:11,994
but I wasn't wanted there,
either. I'm not wanted anywhere.
279
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:15,998
Oh, Des, Des... You are wanted.
280
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,376
You're definitely
wanted. I want you.
281
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,713
You've never said that before.
282
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:27,302
Yeah, but I'm saying it now.
And I'm sorry it took so long.
283
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,386
I love you.
284
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:44,151
It's good, it's good.
It's good. Mm-hmm.
285
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,780
Let it out. Let it all out.
286
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:49,949
Listen, now, I
know you're tired.
287
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:55,204
I can't even imagine what you been
going through in the last 23 years.
288
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:59,709
But you're home now, and you
don't have to fight anymore.
289
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,296
Even this baptismal tomorrow.
290
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,882
That sound like another fight.
291
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:10,011
Mm-mm. Des?
292
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:15,100
Why don't me and you just
stay at home tomorrow?
293
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,019
And I sprinkle you with some
water from the kitchen sink?
294
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,565
Mm-hmm.
295
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,943
I have an idea, Dad.
296
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:31,908
I know a place where the
water hits different.
297
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:44,871
♪ Whoa, happy day ♪
298
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:54,431
Yes!
299
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:59,936
Our sister Desiree has
been on a long journey.
300
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:05,524
Through a desert of broken
dreams, tattered bridges,
301
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,235
and unfortunate car-jackings...
302
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,238
to finally return home.
303
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,032
And so, we all stand
here before you
304
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,660
to accept the sacred duty
305
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:21,457
to cherish, nurture,
and protect you.
306
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,585
And protect your edges.
307
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:29,047
Thank you, Ella. But if I'm gonna do
this, I'm gonna do it all the way.
308
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,468
Leaving my edges in the
hands of the good Lord above.
309
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,512
- Hallelujah.
- Hallelujah.
310
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,725
We love you something
fierce, Desiree Slate.
311
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:43,604
Are you ready to wash your past
away and lay your burdens down?
312
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,647
I'm ready.
313
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:49,359
♪ I'd rather be dry but
at least I'm alive ♪
314
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,320
Run! Turn off the hot wax.
315
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:53,280
♪ Rain on me, rain, rain ♪
316
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:57,159
♪ I'd rather be dry,
but at least I'm alive ♪
317
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,661
♪ Rain on me, rain, rain ♪
318
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,664
That's
what I'm talking about.
319
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,420
Mama only makes Grandma Lane's
cake for special occasions.
320
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,589
That is so sweet!
321
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,383
And you are special.
322
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,176
Desiree, look at you.
323
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,178
You've got that
new-car shine. Mm-hmm.
324
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,640
Honestly, I haven't felt this
clear in a really long time.
325
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:06,144
I'm thinking I might go and check
out a few local art galleries,
326
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,856
see if there might be a place
where I can actually fit in here.
327
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,566
- Yes!
- That's amazing.
328
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,609
I made something for you.
329
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:16,989
I hereby give you a new
baptism certificate.
330
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,032
Oh!
331
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:24,122
Look at you. Yes! Yes!
332
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,586
- I love it. Thank you.
- So sweet.
333
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,338
I'll put it somewhere
safe for you.
334
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,471
I just...
335
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:45,767
I just wanna thank all of
you for being here today,
336
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,896
and for loving me for me.
337
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:52,357
This has truly been one of the
most joyous days of my life.
338
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,276
- To Desiree.
- To Desiree.
339
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,320
All right. To my daughter.
340
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,697
To our daughter.
341
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,283
Des, I'm so happy for you.
342
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:06,414
And you've inspired me to believe
that I deserve to be happy, too.
343
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,918
James isn't just my friend.
344
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,463
He is my kind,
345
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:18,343
smart, loving,
346
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:23,389
and handsome... boyfriend.
347
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,227
I love you.
348
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,356
Look at Louis!
349
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,566
Kicking the closet door
open like he's Bruce Leroy!
350
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:40,781
So, does your boyfriend
want some cake?
351
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:41,782
Oh, yes, he does.
352
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,158
Oh!
353
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,743
- Let us eat cake!
- Yes!
354
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,744
All right now!
355
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,833
Thanks for bringing Opal.
356
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,336
She wouldn't have missed it.
357
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,671
Me either.
358
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,548
You and Opal, you're...
359
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,177
special to me.
360
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:06,473
About last night, I owe
you an apology. I'm sorry.
361
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,309
And since today is kind
of a do-over for me,
362
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:12,397
I was thinking maybe
we could have one, too.
363
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,524
Dad!
364
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:18,236
Let's go! Bye, Des.
365
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,739
Gotta go.
366
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,542
Thanks for stopping
by Dairy Queen.
367
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,837
Coming out makes me hungry.
368
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:43,469
Louis, I can't believe you didn't
tell me you're still in the closet.
369
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,389
But I came out.
370
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:52,978
You can't just come out for me.
You have to do that for yourself.
371
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:57,567
I did do it for me.
And for you. For us.
372
00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:01,571
Consider it a combo platter.
373
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:07,577
You came out to your family and your
friends, and look, that's great,
374
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,662
but what about your church?
375
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,916
The rest of your community?
You ready to tell them?
376
00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:25,511
Listen, you are at the beginning of
a road that I went down ages ago.
377
00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:28,890
I'm sorry.
378
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:39,275
Come in!
379
00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:44,238
Hey, baby. Are you okay?
380
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:47,784
No. James broke up with me.
381
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:53,456
Aww. Baby, I'm so sorry.
382
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,875
Wanna come in and sit and
talk to your mama about it?
383
00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:00,587
Not tonight. I just
wanted you to know.
384
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,255
Well, I love you baby.
385
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:06,343
Always have, always
will, no matter what.
386
00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,721
You try to get some rest, okay?
387
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:10,431
Love you, Mama.
388
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:15,478
Goodnight, baby.
389
00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:21,608
Why you invite that boy
in here to sit and talk?
390
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:24,319
I'm standing here in my Fruit
of the Looms and whatnot.
391
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,530
Now my back is stiff, too.
392
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:29,116
Oh, shut up. You know your back
ain't hurting cause you standing.
393
00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,081
Okay, he's in the shower.
Make a run for it.
394
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:39,126
Oh, no, these knees don't run no more.
But I can scamper with the best of 'em.
395
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:43,421
- Then scamper! Scamper, you fool!
- I'm scampering, I'm scampering!
396
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,383
And take these with you!
397
00:24:05,403 --> 00:24:06,445
Can we talk?
398
00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:16,622
So what you said earlier, about
us starting over. Did you mean it?
399
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:19,958
'Cause I wanna hold your hand.
400
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,585
I wanna dance with
you in a crowded room,
401
00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:24,838
I want you to show up at my
door anytime, all the time.
402
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:27,174
I wanna be on the same side of
the door with you, I don't...
403
00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:29,593
Any door scenario is
fine with me, I...
404
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,590
Hey!
405
00:25:14,222 --> 00:25:15,388
Gavin?
406
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:17,016
- Gavin?
- Gavin?
407
00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:25,274
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