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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,720 Day after day... 2 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,805 The store that one might... 3 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:19,269 I hate television. It gives me headaches. 4 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:22,606 There's so many magnetic waves traveling in the airspace 5 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:25,108 because of TV and television, we're losing 6 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,194 10 times as many brain cells as we're supposed to. 7 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:29,738 Oh, please. 8 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:32,783 "The cow says blank." 9 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,993 Three letters. 10 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,578 Dude! 11 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,080 "Dude"! 12 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:41,041 I don't know. Magnetic waves, brain cells. 13 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,460 I don't understand the connection between that stuff. 14 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:45,337 You know what else I heard? 15 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:48,674 Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules. 16 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,804 Oh, my God! Turn it off! 17 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:54,888 It's not working! 18 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:55,889 It's backwards! 19 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,224 - What do we do? - I don't know! 20 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,226 Oh, my God! 21 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,438 That was kind of scary. 22 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,607 - I know something even scarier. - What? 23 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,109 Have you heard about this videotape? 24 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,361 Where they do it on the boat? And then in the car? 25 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,404 And then in the bathtub? 26 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:13,615 He's like, "Baby, I love you." And she's like, "Where are we?" 27 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,200 - And did you see the... - No. 28 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,827 Not that tape. 29 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:18,787 The one with all the scary images. 30 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:21,331 After you watch the tape, the phone rings. 31 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:24,585 And this scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in... 32 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:27,129 Seven days. I saw that one with Josh last weekend. 33 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:29,381 You were with Josh last weekend? 34 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,675 Oh, my God! 35 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,679 Oh, yes, I was. 36 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,556 Oh, you ho! 37 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:41,560 You know it! 38 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,492 This is really weird. 39 00:01:57,576 --> 00:01:59,036 Yeah. 40 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,206 Big house, only one phone. 41 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,710 Hello? 42 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,469 Hello? 43 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:19,723 I'm coming for you, my precious. 44 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:20,807 Hi, Mom. 45 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:23,435 Hi, precious. Having fun? 46 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:26,522 Hey, ask her which bathroom has the vibrating showerhead. 47 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,526 Hello? 48 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:32,361 Hello? 49 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,204 Katie? 50 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:27,416 Katie? 51 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,381 Katie? 52 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,851 Are you okay? 53 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,522 Are you okay? 54 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,641 God! 55 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,967 Tom, did you hear... 56 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,593 The dogs are acting strange. 57 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,325 Sue! 58 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,828 What are you doing out here? 59 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,413 We were worried sick. 60 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:30,706 What's wrong? 61 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,010 I wonder what they're trying to tell us. 62 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:52,561 And now... 63 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:55,772 Washington DC's leading morning news program, 64 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,399 "The Morning News." 65 00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:59,026 Good morning. I'm Ross Giggins. 66 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,653 For our top story, we turn now to Cindy Campbell. 67 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,071 Thank you, Ross. 68 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:05,782 There's a developing story in Middleburg at this hour. 69 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,743 A mysterious crop circle appeared 70 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:10,662 in local farmer Tom Logan's cornfield. 71 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:14,333 Elaborate prank or extraterrestrial phenomenon? 72 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:17,586 We'll update you as soon as we have any further information. 73 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,922 But either way, it's clear something strange 74 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,965 is happening in that small town. 75 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,842 Ross? 76 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,886 I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. 77 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:28,305 Coming up, more news after this. 78 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,808 - Cindy, you got a second? - Sure. 79 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:35,020 I want you to take a look at this for that strip club exposé. 80 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,105 But I'd rather stick with the crop circle story. 81 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,483 Oh, come on. You know those things are just a hoax. 82 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,528 No, I'm telling you, I sense something about that cornfield. 83 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:45,447 Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both. 84 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,533 But I can tell when danger's near. 85 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,453 My eyes! 86 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:54,831 Cindy, it's sweeps month. Ratings mean everything. 87 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:57,626 People want human interest stories. 88 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,336 Like the one you did yesterday. 89 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:01,004 The report on breast augmentation? 90 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,465 It was just 10 minutes of topless women. 91 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,926 I mean, come on. 92 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:08,971 Why are these so interesting? 93 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,472 Oh, for God's sake. 94 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,641 People don't care about this. 95 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:16,311 They want hard-hitting stories and in-depth coverage and... 96 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:17,563 And twins! 97 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,418 You think it was the Kreisel boys 98 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,795 who cut that stuff into your corn? 99 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:43,964 All I know is my crops are gone. 100 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:47,301 The bank's gonna foreclose if I can't pay the rent. 101 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:50,721 I got 60 days to come up with $ 1.50. 102 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,557 I'm sorry. 103 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,808 The last thing you needed was more... 104 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:58,896 ...hardship in your life. 105 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:00,606 Especially after what happened to... 106 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:03,108 Sheriff, I don't need your sympathy. 107 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,903 I didn't mean to upset you, Father. 108 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:09,114 Please. I'm not a minister anymore. 109 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:12,242 I lost my faith that terrible night. 110 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,994 Your faith will return. 111 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:16,955 Just as sure as the sun will rise. 112 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,332 Sounds like a long shot. 113 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,542 Look, there's always an explanation 114 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,794 for all this so-called phenomena. 115 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:24,046 Maybe you're right. 116 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:26,381 It was probably just the Kreisels. 117 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,217 And when I get through with them, 118 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,802 I doubt you'll be seeing anything strange on this farm 119 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,179 for a long time. 120 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,181 You'll see. 121 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,685 You all right, Tom? Get some rest. 122 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,027 George! 123 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,490 George! 124 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:56,620 I need you back here tomorrow night after you pick up Sue. 125 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,038 That tractor needs fixing. 126 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:01,208 Sorry, dawg. I can't help you. I have to get ready for my show. 127 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:04,294 Not that stupid hip-hop stuff again. 128 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,880 Damn it, when are you going to do something with your life? 129 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:07,673 I got a dream! 130 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,925 - What is your dream? - To have a dream. 131 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:13,720 George, all you've done is chase adolescent fantasies. 132 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:15,931 "I want to be an astronaut. A cowboy. 133 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,724 Gynecologist to the stars." 134 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:19,643 And now this stupid hip-hop thing. 135 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:20,727 For your information, 136 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:23,230 this hip-hop thing is gonna get me paid. 137 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:25,357 I'm gonna win that rap battle. 138 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,860 Rap battle? Oh, for God's sake. 139 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,362 You just hate me 'cause I'm black. 140 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,864 You don't have any faith in me. 141 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,991 You don't have any faith in anything anymore. 142 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:35,868 So why don't you just worry about you, 143 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:38,912 and I'll worry about... 144 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,514 Cody! 145 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,559 You're late again, Aunt Cindy. 146 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,603 I'm sorry. I was stuck in traffic. 147 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:03,729 Cindy! 148 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,314 Brenda, hi! 149 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,983 Oh, it's great to see you! 150 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:10,485 Oh, it's been so long. 151 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,322 Oh, too long. I've been working so hard. 152 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,616 I've had to spend more and more time at the station. 153 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:18,577 The news just keeps coming in. 154 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,329 What was the assignment? 155 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,080 Draw your family and friends. 156 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,167 Anyone new in your life, Cindy? 157 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:28,587 Well, you know, I just haven't found the right guy. 158 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,256 I'm looking for something more than just good sex. 159 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,841 I know. You want commitment. 160 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,677 No, I want great sex. And when I meet that guy... 161 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:38,055 That's what I'm talking 'bout! 162 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,641 You want a guy that's like, bam, bam, bam! 163 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,976 You know what I'm saying? 164 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,312 Did I say stop drawing? 165 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:48,398 Look, when I meet Mr. Right, I'll know. 166 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,235 Uncle George! 167 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,487 Hey, sweetie! Come here! 168 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,239 How are you? 169 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,991 Go get your stuff, okay? 170 00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,494 I know you. 171 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,704 You're Tom Logan's brother. 172 00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:05,165 And you're that reporter, Cindy Campbell. 173 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,584 You did the story on our cop cycles. 174 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:08,919 Crop circles. 175 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,504 Right. 176 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,340 So, you're here to pick up your... 177 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,883 Nephew, Cody. 178 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,802 You don't dress like a farmer. 179 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,428 My brother's the farmer. 180 00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:20,264 I'm the rapper. 181 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,224 - Hmm. - Oh, for real. 182 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,892 And here's the 6-1-1 on that. 183 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:27,521 That's phone repair. You mean 4-1-1. 184 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:28,605 Right. 185 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:32,401 So, I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night. 186 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,861 Oh, I don't believe this shit. 187 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,737 Word! You two should come down! 188 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,531 I'll be rappin', I'll be cappin', 189 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,491 I'll be tappin', I'll be flappin', 190 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:41,618 I'll be happen-ing. 191 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,662 Ding, bing, wing. 192 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,664 - Yo! - Sounds good! 193 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,583 Would, could, should, 'hood. 194 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,376 Gug, mug, dug, bug. 195 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:52,963 If we say we'll come, will you shut your ass up? 196 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:55,340 Okay, then. Fresh. 197 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,967 I'll see you guys tomorrow night. 198 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:58,468 Okay. Bye. 199 00:11:58,594 --> 00:11:59,678 Peace out. 200 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,894 Now, who the fuck did that? 201 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,109 Honey, what is it? 202 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,527 Are you having one of your visions? 203 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:18,488 There's a girl... with black hair. 204 00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:21,033 She wants to kill you. 205 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:25,621 Your period starts in three... two... one. 206 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,207 What else? Cody, what else do you see? 207 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:31,001 I see a little boy and a grown woman. 208 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:32,002 But no father. 209 00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:33,337 Oh, Cody. 210 00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,255 I see you kneeling in dog shit. 211 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,591 What? 212 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,135 Oh, for God's sake. 213 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,845 Cody, don't you understand? 214 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,932 As long as we have each other, that's all we need. 215 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:48,560 I know things have been tough for you since your mom died. 216 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,064 God, I have been so selfish. Always putting my career first. 217 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:55,275 From now on, I'm gonna be thinking about you 24... 218 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,153 Damn! 219 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,906 Wait, Cindy! Wait! 220 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,716 Honey, I'm gonna be leaving soon, so... 221 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,274 Do you know who she is? 222 00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:36,942 No. 223 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,361 But sometimes she talks to me. 224 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,154 She's coming tonight. 225 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,711 Oh, Father Muldoon. 226 00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,045 Cindy. 227 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,047 I'm so grateful you could come. 228 00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:01,049 I've called all over for babysitters. 229 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:04,261 I don't mind filling in now and then. 230 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,388 Where is little Cody? 231 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,683 I don't know. 232 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,685 He must be back in his room, playing. 233 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,646 Anyway, I left a number where I can be reached on the table. 234 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,441 Also, he has a little rash on his behind. 235 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:19,943 So make sure he takes a bath. 236 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,321 Thank you, Father. Good night. 237 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,533 Cody? 238 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:40,631 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's getting thick up in here. 239 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,342 Hey, look, before we get on with the battles tonight, 240 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,093 I got a couple announcements to make. 241 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,346 I know y'all want to bust a cap in the air 242 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,639 for your favorite rapper. 243 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,850 But if you could please hold on to your gunfire 244 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,852 until the end of the show. 245 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,855 Let's just put the safeties on. 246 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,942 It's on the left side of the gun above the trigger guard. 247 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:05,364 Will somebody get his ass out of here? 248 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:08,659 All right. Deejay, spin that shit! 249 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,889 Whoa! My bad. 250 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,641 Mother... 251 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:39,022 Brenda, is something wrong? You look scared. 252 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:42,150 I don't know. All that stuff you was saying on TV... 253 00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:45,153 I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. 254 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:47,072 Like when you see an Asian person 255 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,407 behind the wheel of a car. 256 00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:52,160 Cindy, after the show, you think you could come back to my crib 257 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:53,453 and hang out with me? 258 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:54,955 I don't want to be alone. 259 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,957 Oh, of course I will, Brenda. 260 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,293 Oh, I love you. 261 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,545 Pay my way, okay? 262 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,046 Yo, yo, yo, George! 263 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,340 What's up with the man with the tightest rap game 264 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,800 on the streets, baby? 265 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,594 - What's good with you, boy? - Dude! 266 00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,345 What's good, baby? 267 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:13,182 Finally, the white man is gonna school the black man 268 00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,183 on how to rap. 269 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,393 - Yeah! - Yeah. Yeah, I guess. 270 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,187 How many people are here, you think? 271 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,188 I don't know, man. 272 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:22,316 100, 200 whitey-hating, chrome-packing, 273 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,067 ready to bust a cap in any white boy's ass 274 00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,695 - who ain't bringing that shit. - Yeah. At least. Yeah. 275 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:27,654 Mm-hmm. Word. 276 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,948 What's wrong, George? 277 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,367 You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up here 278 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,077 and start living down here? 279 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:38,040 No, but what if we stop living over here and move over there? 280 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,083 My Aunt ShaNeequa used to live over there, man. 281 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:41,293 But that bitch got evicted. 282 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,003 - Word? What for? - I'm dead serious. 283 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,297 - Mice. - Mice? I thought she had rats. 284 00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,299 No, man. Rats are outside. Mice are inside. 285 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:49,551 What if a mouse goes outside? Does it become a rat? 286 00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:51,595 If a rat is in the house, is it a mouse? 287 00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:53,555 I ain't never seen no mouse outside. 288 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:54,890 That's because it's a rat, fool! 289 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:58,227 Damn, you might have just made a fact just now. 290 00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,437 Fellas, what are you guys talking about? 291 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:02,022 Yo, George, you need something? 292 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,399 'Cause I will do anything for you. 293 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,276 Anything. 294 00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:09,446 Well, about those chrome-packing, 295 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,281 whitey-hating gangsters, perhaps... 296 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:13,659 - What he need is a hype man. - Word! 297 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:16,703 You can be his Spliff Star. 298 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:17,955 That's me. That's what I do. 299 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,873 That's my job, baby! That's what I do! 300 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,333 You know that. Goddamn. 301 00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:23,877 I'm cool. That's what I do. 302 00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:27,047 When you a hype man, you take them hits. 303 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,227 All right, all right, all right! That was hot! 304 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,563 That's what I'm talking about. That was hot, right? 305 00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:44,898 Right? Yo, what do we think? 306 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,821 I thought you were both absolutely dreadful. 307 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:51,905 Ghastly. 308 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:52,906 What? 309 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,992 I don't know what I'm doing here. 310 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,953 This club is totally pathetic. 311 00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:10,424 You ready, George? 312 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,217 - It's showtime, baby. - Okay. 313 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,344 I just want to let you know no matter what goes on 314 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,555 on that stage tonight... 315 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:18,640 you'll always be in my heart. 316 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,726 Oh, that's love. That's love right there. 317 00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:23,353 - I love you. - That's what I'm talking about. 318 00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:28,108 I love you, man. Can you feel it? 319 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,319 Can you feel my love on your hip? 320 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,320 Can you feel it? 321 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,529 I can't get around! 322 00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:34,573 Come on, dawg! That's what I'm talkin' about! 323 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,201 You go out there and you rip it tonight. All right, man? 324 00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:38,911 You do your thing tonight, all right? 325 00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:40,662 - Okay. Cool. - We shouldn't have to do that. 326 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:41,955 We love each other. 327 00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:43,081 I'm gonna go bring you on. 328 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,583 Let's do it, baby. We hyped! 329 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,585 Yeah. All right, all right. 330 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:49,338 Y'all ready for the next throwdown? 331 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,549 To my left, we have the reigning champion. 332 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,927 Hailing from Fort Apache in the Bronx. 333 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,345 BX! What? What? What? 334 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:59,097 Some of y'all call him "Jealous Ones Still Envy." 335 00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:02,142 Some of y'all call him the Don Cartagena! 336 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,228 Some of y'all call him Joey Crack. 337 00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:05,020 Stick 'em up! 338 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:09,233 But, tonight, let's give it up for Fat Joe! 339 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,778 I got to go against him? 340 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,404 Give it up! Give it up! 341 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:16,406 What you think, they're here to see Fat Joe? 342 00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:18,534 Joe! Joe! Joe! 343 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,744 No, man, they're saying, "Go! Go! Go!" 344 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:24,873 Now my challenger. 345 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,458 He's a farmer rapper. 346 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,461 So you know he been kicking the shit all day! 347 00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:31,839 Let's give it up for my man, George! 348 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,466 That's what I'm talking about! Yeah! Yeah! 349 00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:37,386 Come on, everybody! Put your hands... 350 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,930 That's right. Okay, Joey Crack. 351 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:43,267 You're the reigning champion, so you get to spit first. 352 00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:45,185 Yo, deejay, spin that shit! 353 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,314 These guys can't be serious right here. 354 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:39,656 Okay, let's go! Wait a minute! 355 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,867 All right! 356 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:43,660 All right! That was hot! 357 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,370 That was tight, Fat Joe. Yo! 358 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:49,666 Now everybody give it up for my man, George! 359 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,376 Deejay, spin that shit! 360 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,381 Come on! Come on! Everybody! 361 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,826 - Check it out. - Go! Go! Go! 362 00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:06,034 That's what I'm talking about! 363 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:09,705 Give it up for George! 364 00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:11,915 That's my boy right there! That's what... 365 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,625 Oh, shit. 366 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,174 George! George! The hood! 367 00:22:20,299 --> 00:22:21,592 Lose the hood! 368 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:24,178 - I know. We're in the 'hood now! - No, man! 369 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:25,762 He's a dead man. 370 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,473 You guys feeling me? In the 'hood? 371 00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:32,603 Whoa! Whoa! 372 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,816 That's it. I'm done. 373 00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:40,360 Oh, man, you can't give up rap just like that. 374 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:41,945 Rap shmap. 375 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,740 Look! You still got it! See? 376 00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:48,202 Thanks for coming over tonight, Cindy. 377 00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:50,746 I guess I'm just going through a rough time. 378 00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:55,042 Brenda, you want to tell me what's really bothering you? 379 00:22:56,919 --> 00:22:59,880 Well, there's something I need to... 380 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,590 I saw a tape. 381 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:03,800 I think you should know about it. 382 00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:06,762 It had these really shocking images, Cindy. 383 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:09,389 Brenda, it was Mardi Gras. 384 00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:12,601 I never drank vodka before, and I was out of beads! 385 00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:14,561 No, not that tape, Cindy. 386 00:23:14,645 --> 00:23:16,897 Well, I guess it's just an urban legend. 387 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:19,316 You watch it. 388 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,818 And as soon as it's over, your phone rings 389 00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,362 and a creepy voice says... 390 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:26,031 "You're gonna die in seven days." 391 00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:29,117 And seven days later... 392 00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:30,619 When did you watch it? 393 00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:32,704 A week ago. 394 00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,289 A week ago tonight. 395 00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:36,124 Brenda. 396 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,589 Oh, my God! 397 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:44,716 Oh, Brenda! 398 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:48,470 Brenda! Oh, my God! 399 00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:54,977 Oh, my God! You bitch! 400 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:56,562 Ketchup! 401 00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:59,773 You should have seen the look on your face! 402 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,067 You got me! 403 00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:07,239 Brenda? Brenda? 404 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:08,991 Oh, my God, Brenda! Brenda? 405 00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:21,920 I can't believe you fell for that fake seizure! 406 00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:23,380 But it seemed so real! 407 00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:26,216 - It did, didn't it? - And you peed! 408 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:29,011 Yeah! I really sold that shit, didn't I? 409 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,514 I just love the look on your face when you are scared! 410 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,099 Girl, you are too easy. 411 00:24:41,982 --> 00:24:44,943 I got you with the old fake hand! 412 00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:48,655 Girl, you were scared! 413 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:50,115 Well, I know! 414 00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:52,034 Oh, come on. I was just kidding. 415 00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:54,244 Well, you've taken it too far, Brenda. 416 00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:57,206 I'm gonna go get the rest of the popcorn. 417 00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:04,838 Cindy? 418 00:25:04,922 --> 00:25:07,549 Oh, forget it. I am not falling for it again. 419 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,652 Oh, come on. 420 00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,737 Cindy, the news is on. 421 00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:31,907 Another little white girl done fell down a well. 422 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:34,576 50 black people get their ass beat by police today, 423 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,203 but the whole world got to stop 424 00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:38,914 for one little whitey down a hole. 425 00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:44,753 Cindy! 426 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:49,299 The TV's leaking! 427 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:51,885 Cindy? 428 00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:54,429 Cindy, something's wrong here. 429 00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:13,866 Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor! 430 00:26:17,244 --> 00:26:19,246 Cindy, help me! 431 00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:20,873 I'm not listening. 432 00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,043 Get up, you little ugly bitch, 433 00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,879 Come on! Let me see what you got! 434 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,007 What you gonna do? That's all? 435 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:36,013 I'm whipping her ass, Cindy! 436 00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:37,389 Yeah! What's up? 437 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,114 Cindy, please help me! 438 00:26:54,198 --> 00:26:56,200 Cindy! 439 00:26:56,283 --> 00:26:58,535 Okay. Hang on a second. 440 00:26:58,619 --> 00:26:59,536 Hello? 441 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:02,122 Father Muldoon here. We're getting along famously. 442 00:27:02,206 --> 00:27:04,333 Thanks again, Father. Bye-bye. 443 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:06,126 Brenda? 444 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,212 Brenda? 445 00:27:10,881 --> 00:27:12,549 Brenda? 446 00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:26,939 Oh, my God. 447 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:28,565 Yes. Yes. Of course I'll tell her. 448 00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:30,275 Thank you. 449 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:33,987 Sue's teacher, Brenda. 450 00:27:34,112 --> 00:27:34,988 She's... 451 00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:35,989 She's dead. 452 00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:38,408 I better tell her. 453 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:40,786 No, no, no. I can do it. 454 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:47,709 Sue? 455 00:27:47,793 --> 00:27:49,711 Yes? 456 00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:52,130 You know your teacher, Miss Brenda? 457 00:27:52,214 --> 00:27:52,923 Yeah. 458 00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:55,217 She's dead! 459 00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:56,552 Gone forever! 460 00:27:56,635 --> 00:27:58,887 Died a horrible, painful death! 461 00:27:58,929 --> 00:28:01,640 Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog! 462 00:28:01,682 --> 00:28:02,933 My dog's dead? 463 00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:06,562 I just ran him over with the car when I drove in! 464 00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:09,231 Everyone you love around you is dying! 465 00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:20,576 Hello, Father. 466 00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:22,619 Don't call me Father. 467 00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:25,122 I haven't been a clergyman since... 468 00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:30,544 I'm sorry about that night. 469 00:28:30,586 --> 00:28:32,337 If I hadn't fallen asleep while driving 470 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:34,965 for that exact 20 minutes. 471 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:38,594 If I hadn't drank that exact whole bottle of Jägermeister. 472 00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:41,680 If only I hadn't killed that hooker. 473 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,557 Sayaman. 474 00:28:43,557 --> 00:28:45,893 I don't see what any of this has to do with Annie. 475 00:28:45,976 --> 00:28:48,770 I'm sorry. Those were other nights. 476 00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:53,817 But if it had been that night, I might have missed her. 477 00:28:53,901 --> 00:28:55,319 That terrible night. 478 00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:17,216 It's your wife, Father. 479 00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:18,800 She's hurt. 480 00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:19,635 Annie? 481 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,804 She was hit by a truck, and she's pinned against a tree. 482 00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:23,931 I don't understand. 483 00:29:24,014 --> 00:29:28,018 As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive. 484 00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:29,853 I still don't get it. 485 00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:37,736 This is your wife. 486 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:41,114 She broke her wiener? 487 00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:46,453 Look what happens to the taco. 488 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:50,791 Look, I don't understand all this fancy medical lingo. 489 00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:52,709 I want to see Annie. 490 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:55,879 She's split in half. 491 00:29:55,921 --> 00:30:00,592 You mean like down-the-middle in half? 492 00:30:00,717 --> 00:30:01,760 At the waist. 493 00:30:01,885 --> 00:30:06,348 You mean this is the last time I can talk to the top half? 494 00:30:06,348 --> 00:30:07,808 Yes. 495 00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:11,562 The truck is the only thing that is holding her together. 496 00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:15,148 Let's say this is her bottom half. 497 00:30:15,232 --> 00:30:18,026 Can I squeeze in a few minutes with that? 498 00:30:18,110 --> 00:30:21,154 I'm not sure what you mean. 499 00:30:21,238 --> 00:30:23,824 - Let me explain. - Tom. 500 00:30:23,949 --> 00:30:25,534 Go to her. 501 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:36,378 Tom, I'll need a ride home. 502 00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:42,801 Hey, baby. How's it going? 503 00:30:42,843 --> 00:30:45,095 Oh, I'm dying, Tom. 504 00:30:45,137 --> 00:30:47,347 Don't talk like that. 505 00:30:47,472 --> 00:30:50,058 The truck barely hit you. 506 00:30:50,142 --> 00:30:52,227 Honey. 507 00:30:52,269 --> 00:30:54,855 Kiss me one last time. 508 00:30:57,649 --> 00:31:00,819 Promise me you'll never remarry. 509 00:31:00,903 --> 00:31:03,280 I promise. 510 00:31:03,322 --> 00:31:05,782 And no sex, either. 511 00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:08,702 I'm sorry. I didn't catch that. 512 00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:10,120 No sex. 513 00:31:10,162 --> 00:31:12,289 Honey, you're not speaking clearly. 514 00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:14,166 - Your injuries must be awful. - No sex. 515 00:31:14,291 --> 00:31:17,920 Oh, cruel fate to shroud my wife's dying words in mystery. 516 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:19,922 - No sex! - Poor Annie. 517 00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:21,048 We hardly knew her. 518 00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:23,300 - She'll be missed terribly. - Oh, Jesus. 519 00:31:23,342 --> 00:31:25,511 That's right, honey. Go into the light. 520 00:31:25,636 --> 00:31:26,678 Look! 521 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,556 Just tell George, swing away. 522 00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:31,433 Right. Swing away. 523 00:31:31,558 --> 00:31:34,144 Oh, sure. That you understand. 524 00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:38,732 Annie? Annie! 525 00:31:40,526 --> 00:31:42,444 I'm sorry, dude. 526 00:31:42,528 --> 00:31:44,154 Don't call me dude. 527 00:31:44,238 --> 00:31:46,615 I'm not a stoner anymore. Not since... 528 00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:50,452 Goodbye, Tom. 529 00:32:06,677 --> 00:32:09,054 I'm so sorry, Mr. And Mrs. Meeks. 530 00:32:09,179 --> 00:32:11,974 Brenda was a good friend when she was alive. 531 00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:14,184 My sweet, sweet Brenda. 532 00:32:14,268 --> 00:32:16,520 She looks so peaceful. 533 00:32:21,024 --> 00:32:24,695 If only God had taken us instead of our daughter. 534 00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:27,239 And knowing your Brenda like I did, 535 00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:29,825 I'd say she wishes the same thing. 536 00:32:31,034 --> 00:32:33,120 These just came today. 537 00:32:33,203 --> 00:32:35,914 Photos from a trip she took. 538 00:32:39,334 --> 00:32:40,294 They're blank. 539 00:32:40,419 --> 00:32:42,921 Turn them around, honey. 540 00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:46,550 Yes, of course. 541 00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:47,801 Who's this? 542 00:32:47,843 --> 00:32:50,846 That's Ralph. He's right over there. 543 00:32:56,852 --> 00:32:57,853 Cody? 544 00:32:57,936 --> 00:33:01,607 It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole. 545 00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:05,152 Smoke all you want. You're gonna get hit by a bus. 546 00:33:05,277 --> 00:33:08,197 That's not fooling anyone. 547 00:33:09,865 --> 00:33:10,949 Cindy. 548 00:33:10,991 --> 00:33:12,326 - George. - Hey. 549 00:33:12,326 --> 00:33:15,162 Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacher. 550 00:33:16,121 --> 00:33:17,164 You? 551 00:33:17,164 --> 00:33:18,624 Brenda was my bitch. 552 00:33:18,707 --> 00:33:19,708 Of course. 553 00:33:21,293 --> 00:33:22,794 Hmm. 554 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:23,962 Are you okay? 555 00:33:24,087 --> 00:33:26,632 It's just the open coffin. 556 00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:28,717 I can't believe they leave it out here like this. 557 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,761 - George, it's a wake! - Awake?! 558 00:33:30,886 --> 00:33:33,013 - Brenda! It's a miracle! - No! George, stop! 559 00:33:33,096 --> 00:33:34,389 I thought you were dead! 560 00:33:34,515 --> 00:33:37,684 Sue, your teacher's alive! Hello?! 561 00:33:37,809 --> 00:33:41,021 I got your back, George! I got your back! 562 00:33:41,021 --> 00:33:42,022 She's alive! 563 00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:43,607 I'll tell you what! 564 00:33:47,236 --> 00:33:48,904 Mahalik! She's alive! Brenda! 565 00:33:48,946 --> 00:33:50,531 George, stop! She's dead! 566 00:33:50,656 --> 00:33:52,241 No! We won't lose you again! 567 00:33:52,241 --> 00:33:54,660 Mahalik, help! 568 00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:55,869 Nothing! 569 00:33:59,081 --> 00:34:00,541 She's not breathing! 570 00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:01,458 No! 571 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:03,627 Live, damn it! Live! 572 00:34:04,837 --> 00:34:06,755 Live, damn it! Live! 573 00:34:08,131 --> 00:34:09,800 Let me open her windpipe! 574 00:34:09,842 --> 00:34:11,885 No! Oh, God! 575 00:34:11,969 --> 00:34:13,387 Charles! Charles, stop them! 576 00:34:13,512 --> 00:34:15,264 Breathe! 577 00:34:17,391 --> 00:34:20,060 Someone stop them! What are they doing?! 578 00:34:20,185 --> 00:34:21,728 Get up! 579 00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:23,897 She's alive! She's alive! 580 00:34:23,981 --> 00:34:26,775 Wake up! Breathe! 581 00:34:36,034 --> 00:34:38,745 - Charles! Charles! - Clear! 582 00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:40,831 No! 583 00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:47,296 I got something! I got something! 584 00:34:54,803 --> 00:34:56,096 - That's it! - George! 585 00:34:56,221 --> 00:34:59,016 That's the last time I try to bring anyone back from the dead. 586 00:34:59,141 --> 00:35:01,226 George, don't get down on yourself. 587 00:35:01,310 --> 00:35:03,270 I know you were only trying to help. 588 00:35:03,353 --> 00:35:06,356 You're a good, caring person. 589 00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:08,650 Which is why I like you. 590 00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:10,068 Oh, thanks, Cindy. 591 00:35:10,152 --> 00:35:12,321 But I don't want to screw your life up, too. 592 00:35:12,321 --> 00:35:14,323 The most caring thing I could do for everyone right now 593 00:35:14,364 --> 00:35:15,991 is to just get out of here. 594 00:35:16,074 --> 00:35:19,077 George! What about Sue? 595 00:35:19,870 --> 00:35:21,872 Oh, yes. Of course. 596 00:35:21,914 --> 00:35:23,874 Once I get Sue, then... 597 00:35:23,999 --> 00:35:25,167 Wait! 598 00:35:27,044 --> 00:35:30,005 I could really use a friend right now. 599 00:35:32,841 --> 00:35:36,303 Brenda's gone. Cody resents me. 600 00:35:37,221 --> 00:35:40,307 And I'm caught up in something I can't even... 601 00:35:40,390 --> 00:35:42,601 Oh, God, it's so hard! 602 00:35:42,601 --> 00:35:47,105 Well, you're beautiful and you're pressing up against me. 603 00:35:48,607 --> 00:35:51,068 Look, Cindy. 604 00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:54,029 I know you'd never consider going out with a guy like me. 605 00:35:54,112 --> 00:35:58,408 But if you're not too busy tomorrow night... 606 00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:02,663 Is that a yes? 607 00:36:02,746 --> 00:36:04,081 Yes. 608 00:36:09,545 --> 00:36:13,340 Cindy, did Brenda ever talk to you about a tape? 609 00:36:13,382 --> 00:36:15,259 She did mention something. 610 00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:17,553 Do you mind if I go upstairs and look around? 611 00:36:17,678 --> 00:36:19,888 Yes, go. Of course. Go. 612 00:36:19,930 --> 00:36:22,599 Cody, I'll be right back, okay? 613 00:36:22,641 --> 00:36:25,310 You're getting lucky tonight. 614 00:36:25,394 --> 00:36:27,855 He doesn't know you're a guy. 615 00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:29,208 Oh, shit. 616 00:38:08,539 --> 00:38:10,040 Hello? 617 00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:14,086 What? Willie Mays? 618 00:38:15,587 --> 00:38:17,589 Who's gay? Hello? 619 00:38:19,424 --> 00:38:20,384 What? 620 00:38:20,509 --> 00:38:21,885 Can you hear me now? 621 00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:23,095 Kind of. 622 00:38:23,178 --> 00:38:25,097 - Can you hear me now? - Yes. Perfect. 623 00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:26,390 Seven days. 624 00:38:26,515 --> 00:38:27,891 Seven days. 625 00:38:27,975 --> 00:38:29,893 Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday? 626 00:38:29,977 --> 00:38:31,270 Yes. No. Wait. 627 00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:33,564 Monday. That would be seven business days. 628 00:38:33,689 --> 00:38:35,566 This is seven days starting now. 629 00:38:35,691 --> 00:38:38,360 So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. 630 00:38:38,402 --> 00:38:39,862 How am I gonna know the exact hour? 631 00:38:39,945 --> 00:38:42,531 Forget hours. This day seven days from now. 632 00:38:42,614 --> 00:38:45,325 But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday? 633 00:38:45,367 --> 00:38:47,327 Well, that depends. What holiday? 634 00:38:47,369 --> 00:38:49,329 - Martin Luther King Day. - Then no. 635 00:38:49,454 --> 00:38:51,707 Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off. 636 00:38:51,748 --> 00:38:54,001 Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. 637 00:38:54,126 --> 00:38:56,628 I can come over now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather. 638 00:39:01,049 --> 00:39:03,051 Yo, George, I don't care what you say, man. 639 00:39:03,135 --> 00:39:05,053 I'm signing you up for another rap battle. 640 00:39:05,137 --> 00:39:07,556 Mahalik, I told you. That part of my life is over. 641 00:39:07,598 --> 00:39:09,892 I said the same thing about getting with CJ's sister. 642 00:39:09,975 --> 00:39:12,561 - I'm still hitting that. - He's still hitting it, man! 643 00:39:12,603 --> 00:39:14,897 And she fine as shit! That's my sister! What? 644 00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:16,315 It doesn't matter. I'm done. 645 00:39:16,398 --> 00:39:18,901 - So what are you gonna do? - I don't know. 646 00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:23,655 A-come on! 647 00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:26,783 Maybe my brother was right. Maybe I should just settle down. 648 00:39:28,994 --> 00:39:30,370 - What's up, then?! - Mother... 649 00:39:30,412 --> 00:39:31,580 I got another one, y'all. 650 00:39:31,663 --> 00:39:35,125 Yo, George, man, you can't focus on that shit, man. 651 00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:37,377 Let that go. 652 00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:40,506 Hey, you got to try this shit, George. 653 00:39:44,426 --> 00:39:46,094 Yo, man, you got to take the lid off! 654 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:48,639 - Oh, yes. Of course. - Sorry! 655 00:39:50,432 --> 00:39:51,016 Hello? 656 00:39:51,141 --> 00:39:53,936 George, something terrible has happened! 657 00:39:56,104 --> 00:39:57,814 Cindy, are you okay? What's going on? 658 00:39:57,856 --> 00:39:59,858 George, you have to help me. 659 00:39:59,983 --> 00:40:02,402 I just watched the same tape that killed Brenda. 660 00:40:02,444 --> 00:40:05,989 Then the phone rang, and this voice said I was gonna die. 661 00:40:05,989 --> 00:40:08,534 Cindy, there's no such thing as a killer videotape. 662 00:40:08,659 --> 00:40:10,160 Hell, yeah, there is! 663 00:40:10,244 --> 00:40:11,912 I know somebody who can help you. 664 00:40:11,954 --> 00:40:13,580 - You do? Who? - Wait up, man. 665 00:40:13,664 --> 00:40:16,667 I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week. 666 00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:18,043 This morning he woke up dead. 667 00:40:18,126 --> 00:40:19,878 How in the hell do you wake up dead? 668 00:40:19,962 --> 00:40:21,880 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep. 669 00:40:21,964 --> 00:40:24,758 You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive? 670 00:40:24,842 --> 00:40:26,426 You can't go to bed dead! 671 00:40:26,468 --> 00:40:28,762 - That shit would be redundant. - No, it wouldn't. 672 00:40:28,887 --> 00:40:31,014 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead. 673 00:40:31,098 --> 00:40:32,766 And you can die but not be in a bed. 674 00:40:32,808 --> 00:40:34,101 But you are in a bed, man. 675 00:40:34,184 --> 00:40:36,520 That's how you wake up dead in the first place! 676 00:40:36,562 --> 00:40:39,481 Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man! 677 00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:41,775 You should be teaching classes! 678 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:44,111 - Just tell me who can help me! - Damn! 679 00:40:44,194 --> 00:40:45,112 My Aunt ShaNeequa. 680 00:40:45,237 --> 00:40:47,030 Her and her man into this weird shit. 681 00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:49,700 They saw the tape before anybody else knew about it. 682 00:40:49,783 --> 00:40:52,703 - Go see them tonight. - Tonight? Yeah. 683 00:40:52,744 --> 00:40:55,080 But who will take care of Cody? 684 00:40:56,540 --> 00:40:58,542 George, we're gonna have so much fun. 685 00:40:58,584 --> 00:41:00,544 I have some puzzles and board games 686 00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:02,212 and baseball cards in my room 687 00:41:02,212 --> 00:41:03,839 and this really cool model airplane. 688 00:41:03,922 --> 00:41:05,340 - I'm gonna go get it. - Sure. 689 00:41:05,424 --> 00:41:06,925 Okay, so I made him a snack. 690 00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:09,761 You can give him some warm milk if he can't go to sleep. 691 00:41:09,803 --> 00:41:11,555 - Everything's gonna be fine. - Here it is. 692 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,141 I'm great with kids. Heads up, Cody. 693 00:41:16,059 --> 00:41:18,937 - Oh, I left some numbers. - I'm okay. 694 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,482 Sorry. You okay, kiddo? 695 00:41:22,482 --> 00:41:24,651 Thataboy. 696 00:41:26,570 --> 00:41:29,531 And I guess that's it. 697 00:41:29,573 --> 00:41:32,492 - Okay, I'm off. - Right. 698 00:41:32,576 --> 00:41:33,952 You know, it's funny. 699 00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:37,998 All a child ever really wants is a family. 700 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,291 Yo. 701 00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:41,460 Cody really likes you. 702 00:41:41,585 --> 00:41:42,878 Oh, he's a good kid. 703 00:41:42,961 --> 00:41:44,379 Yeah. 704 00:41:46,965 --> 00:41:48,884 - Bye. - Bye. 705 00:42:04,441 --> 00:42:05,984 Hello? 706 00:42:06,026 --> 00:42:07,486 I know. 707 00:42:07,486 --> 00:42:10,405 You're Cindy. Be right with you. 708 00:42:10,531 --> 00:42:12,157 Aunt ShaNeequa? 709 00:42:12,241 --> 00:42:14,701 Bingo. 710 00:42:14,826 --> 00:42:16,662 But you can call me the Oracle. 711 00:42:16,745 --> 00:42:18,247 And don't worry about that vase. 712 00:42:18,330 --> 00:42:20,874 What vase? Sorry. I didn't know. 713 00:42:23,377 --> 00:42:25,546 That vase. 714 00:42:26,588 --> 00:42:28,590 Please, sit. 715 00:42:33,762 --> 00:42:36,181 It was the chair. 716 00:42:42,396 --> 00:42:44,314 Yes, the chair. 717 00:42:45,232 --> 00:42:46,900 I know why you've come. 718 00:42:46,984 --> 00:42:49,695 A great mystery lies ahead of you, 719 00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:52,489 but you must not shy away from the challenge. 720 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:54,908 Only you can be the one... 721 00:42:56,702 --> 00:42:58,120 - Orpheus? - What, baby? 722 00:42:58,203 --> 00:42:59,997 Sweetie? 723 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,999 I'm watching the game. 724 00:43:03,584 --> 00:43:04,918 Do you mind? 725 00:43:07,212 --> 00:43:09,464 The Lakers will win by 12. 726 00:43:11,550 --> 00:43:14,261 - So can you tell me about... - The tape? 727 00:43:14,344 --> 00:43:17,848 - Yes. I watched it and... - The phone rang. 728 00:43:17,931 --> 00:43:21,727 - Right. Then this voice said... - That you would die. 729 00:43:21,852 --> 00:43:24,271 - Okay, that's getting... - Extremely annoying. 730 00:43:24,354 --> 00:43:25,314 Yeah. 731 00:43:25,355 --> 00:43:27,024 Try being married to her. 732 00:43:27,149 --> 00:43:30,736 I catch shit about women I ain't slept with yet. 733 00:43:31,945 --> 00:43:33,864 You made a copy of the tape. Let's see it. 734 00:43:33,864 --> 00:43:35,741 Yes. Okay. 735 00:43:42,164 --> 00:43:43,665 ShaNeequa, can you tell me if... 736 00:43:43,665 --> 00:43:47,669 The tape is connected to the crop circles and the aliens? 737 00:43:47,711 --> 00:43:51,673 Yes. But it's up to you to discover how for yourself. 738 00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:52,841 Look, it's a... 739 00:43:52,966 --> 00:43:54,801 Cigarette? 740 00:43:54,843 --> 00:43:57,596 I was going to say lighthouse. 741 00:43:58,388 --> 00:44:01,391 Find that lighthouse. It's your destiny. 742 00:44:03,435 --> 00:44:04,436 Wait. 743 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,355 What is that? 744 00:44:10,817 --> 00:44:12,736 Oh, my God. 745 00:44:31,588 --> 00:44:33,841 There we go. 746 00:44:35,342 --> 00:44:37,177 Now, baby. 747 00:44:37,678 --> 00:44:39,847 I knew that was gonna happen. 748 00:44:39,972 --> 00:44:41,974 Come on. 749 00:44:43,642 --> 00:44:44,726 Oh, hell, no. 750 00:44:44,768 --> 00:44:48,146 Get your ass out of the TV! What's wrong with you? 751 00:44:48,188 --> 00:44:49,982 I'm gonna teach you! 752 00:44:50,065 --> 00:44:51,441 Get out of that TV! 753 00:44:51,441 --> 00:44:53,861 Baby, no! No! Let her go! Let her go! 754 00:44:53,902 --> 00:44:56,280 Let her go! We gonna get another lawsuit. 755 00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:58,407 She spit on me. I'm gonna kill the bitch. 756 00:44:59,616 --> 00:45:00,909 You won. You won. 757 00:45:00,993 --> 00:45:02,578 You won. You won. 758 00:45:02,703 --> 00:45:04,121 - Upstairs. - Okay. 759 00:45:04,162 --> 00:45:05,289 - Down low. - Okay. 760 00:45:05,372 --> 00:45:06,915 - All right. - Baby, no! 761 00:45:06,999 --> 00:45:10,085 - Kill her! Is you crazy? - Baby! 762 00:45:10,169 --> 00:45:12,588 What you gonna brush now? 763 00:45:12,588 --> 00:45:14,089 What you gonna brush now, huh? 764 00:45:14,173 --> 00:45:15,215 Come on, baby! 765 00:45:15,299 --> 00:45:18,177 You picked the wrong TV to come out of. 766 00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:25,642 George? Cody? 767 00:45:28,353 --> 00:45:30,022 George? 768 00:45:30,063 --> 00:45:32,232 What happened? 769 00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:33,817 I don't know. 770 00:45:33,817 --> 00:45:36,069 Cody and I were playing a fun game, 771 00:45:36,153 --> 00:45:37,654 and then I looked down. 772 00:45:37,738 --> 00:45:39,948 Yahtzee! 773 00:45:46,622 --> 00:45:48,332 No! 774 00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:51,168 Oh, my God! 775 00:45:51,585 --> 00:45:53,170 How could you let him watch the tape? 776 00:46:02,513 --> 00:46:03,680 Hello? 777 00:46:03,764 --> 00:46:07,601 - It's me. How you doing? - Fine. 778 00:46:07,684 --> 00:46:10,562 Enjoying your last week? I can't wait to see you. 779 00:46:10,646 --> 00:46:13,690 - Six days now, right? - Yeah. 780 00:46:13,774 --> 00:46:16,193 It was great catching up. Can I speak to Cody? 781 00:46:16,276 --> 00:46:18,612 Why? He didn't watch the tape. 782 00:46:18,695 --> 00:46:21,615 Yes, he did. Come on, Cindy, I do this for a living. 783 00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:23,617 Leave us alone! 784 00:46:28,622 --> 00:46:29,498 Hello? 785 00:46:29,498 --> 00:46:31,333 Hello, I'm calling from "Reader's Digest" 786 00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:33,001 with a fantastic offer for Cody. 787 00:46:34,837 --> 00:46:37,756 No, you're not! You're that evil little girl from the tape! 788 00:46:37,756 --> 00:46:39,591 Okay, you got me. 789 00:46:39,633 --> 00:46:41,510 How about I just leave a message for him? 790 00:46:41,635 --> 00:46:43,220 Fine. 791 00:46:46,181 --> 00:46:49,643 Yeah. Okay, how do you spell that? 792 00:46:49,768 --> 00:46:50,644 Right. 793 00:46:50,727 --> 00:46:53,939 Okay, got it. Bye-bye. 794 00:46:59,778 --> 00:47:01,363 I can't believe you let that happen. 795 00:47:01,446 --> 00:47:02,865 I know. I'm sorry. I screwed up. 796 00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:04,950 Listen, we can still save him. 797 00:47:04,992 --> 00:47:07,077 The answer to the tape, to your crop circles, 798 00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:08,745 is at a lighthouse. 799 00:47:08,871 --> 00:47:10,664 Oh, you think I'm crazy, don't you? 800 00:47:10,747 --> 00:47:11,665 Of course I do. 801 00:47:11,790 --> 00:47:14,918 But the last thing you need now is a screw-up like me. 802 00:47:15,002 --> 00:47:16,712 I'm gonna leave for good. 803 00:47:16,795 --> 00:47:17,963 Wait. 804 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:23,510 Well, what should I tell Cody? 805 00:47:23,594 --> 00:47:24,636 Let him down easy. 806 00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:26,680 Tell him I got called away on business. 807 00:47:26,763 --> 00:47:28,515 You'll think of something. 808 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,185 Testicular cancer. He won't ask questions. 809 00:47:31,226 --> 00:47:33,020 I knew you'd understand. 810 00:47:33,103 --> 00:47:34,521 George! 811 00:47:34,521 --> 00:47:35,898 Just... 812 00:47:35,981 --> 00:47:37,774 be careful. 813 00:47:37,816 --> 00:47:40,402 Something weird is going on at your farm. I know it. 814 00:47:40,527 --> 00:47:41,737 I don't know. 815 00:47:41,862 --> 00:47:44,156 Sometimes a sheep needs pushed through the fence. 816 00:47:44,198 --> 00:47:46,408 - What? - Goodbye, Cindy. 817 00:48:11,266 --> 00:48:14,353 - Sue? - I can't sleep. 818 00:48:14,394 --> 00:48:17,564 Well, it's way past your bedtime. 819 00:48:19,483 --> 00:48:23,570 Won't you rock me to sleep in your big, strong arms? 820 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,200 There's plenty of room under the covers. 821 00:48:28,283 --> 00:48:30,285 It's a hot night. 822 00:48:30,369 --> 00:48:32,829 You don't need to wear pajamas. 823 00:48:34,748 --> 00:48:35,791 Where is my daughter? 824 00:48:35,832 --> 00:48:38,335 Are you mad? I am your daughter. 825 00:48:38,418 --> 00:48:40,003 No, you're not! 826 00:48:42,214 --> 00:48:45,133 Come here! What did you do with Sue? 827 00:48:45,217 --> 00:48:46,760 I didn't touch her. I swear. 828 00:48:46,802 --> 00:48:47,970 I don't believe you! 829 00:48:48,011 --> 00:48:50,514 Please! For God's sake, she's a girl! 830 00:48:50,639 --> 00:48:52,432 You sick... 831 00:49:11,994 --> 00:49:14,329 Daddy! 832 00:49:14,371 --> 00:49:16,540 How do you like it, huh? 833 00:49:16,665 --> 00:49:18,667 Having fun? 834 00:49:34,975 --> 00:49:37,603 Tom, are you... 835 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,897 What in the world? 836 00:49:40,022 --> 00:49:41,231 Shh! 837 00:49:42,983 --> 00:49:44,985 Look. 838 00:49:45,110 --> 00:49:46,987 What is that thing? 839 00:49:47,112 --> 00:49:49,072 I don't know. 840 00:49:49,114 --> 00:49:52,034 Maybe Cindy was right. 841 00:50:07,257 --> 00:50:09,760 Please, sir. All I need is five minutes. 842 00:50:09,801 --> 00:50:13,138 And I told you, Campbell, no more paranoid on-air rants 843 00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:15,724 - about the supernatural. - I know. 844 00:50:15,807 --> 00:50:18,227 This station is about sex, violence, and the weather. 845 00:50:18,352 --> 00:50:19,895 Yes. That reminds me. 846 00:50:19,937 --> 00:50:22,981 We're gonna need that "Porn Star Shot Dead in a Hurricane" story. 847 00:50:23,023 --> 00:50:24,525 One hour. 848 00:50:24,566 --> 00:50:27,069 Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston 849 00:50:27,194 --> 00:50:29,780 threatens a clothing-optional beach where just yesterday 850 00:50:29,821 --> 00:50:32,199 a naked couple was brutally murdered. 851 00:50:32,241 --> 00:50:35,077 This just five miles from where the last naked couple 852 00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:36,495 was brutally murdered. 853 00:50:36,578 --> 00:50:38,372 Turning now to sports. 854 00:50:38,497 --> 00:50:40,499 And an evil videotape 855 00:50:40,582 --> 00:50:43,710 that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. 856 00:50:43,794 --> 00:50:46,171 It's true. We're all in danger. 857 00:50:46,255 --> 00:50:47,881 - There's an alien force - Oh, no. 858 00:50:47,881 --> 00:50:50,300 That's trying prevent you from knowing the truth. 859 00:50:50,342 --> 00:50:51,510 Campbell, are you insane? 860 00:50:51,635 --> 00:50:52,636 It's a horrible fate. 861 00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:53,887 Carson, I have to do this. 862 00:50:53,887 --> 00:50:56,014 Correction, there really is no danger. 863 00:50:56,139 --> 00:50:58,809 Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. 864 00:50:58,851 --> 00:51:01,353 Yes, I did. Every word of it. 865 00:51:01,436 --> 00:51:03,814 Everyone watching this could be dead in a week. 866 00:51:03,897 --> 00:51:05,440 Oh, shizl gzngahr. 867 00:51:14,408 --> 00:51:18,328 469. I been cleaning after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins 868 00:51:18,453 --> 00:51:19,454 for 10 years. 869 00:51:19,538 --> 00:51:22,165 But I been hitting it with his woman for 12. 870 00:51:22,249 --> 00:51:23,917 Know what I'm saying, nigga? 871 00:51:23,959 --> 00:51:25,544 She likes her some chocolate. 872 00:51:25,544 --> 00:51:28,589 Sharpton for president, y'all. I'm outie. 873 00:51:28,589 --> 00:51:30,174 Peace. 874 00:51:30,257 --> 00:51:33,760 An evil videotape that kills people in 7 days. 875 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,554 Alien forces threatening the world. 876 00:51:35,679 --> 00:51:37,556 And who the hell is this Cindy Campbell? 877 00:51:37,556 --> 00:51:40,475 If what she says is true, we're facing an unprecedented crisis. 878 00:51:40,601 --> 00:51:41,560 Get me the president. 879 00:51:41,643 --> 00:51:42,769 You are the president. 880 00:51:42,895 --> 00:51:45,314 Good. Then I already know about this. 881 00:51:45,355 --> 00:51:46,481 Let's order lunch. 882 00:51:46,607 --> 00:51:49,109 Sir, I think you need to go on TV 883 00:51:49,193 --> 00:51:52,905 and convince the people that there is no such thing as a UFO. 884 00:51:52,946 --> 00:51:54,907 Don't spell in front of me, damn it. 885 00:51:54,948 --> 00:51:56,241 Aliens, sir. 886 00:51:56,283 --> 00:51:58,327 There's no such thing as aliens. 887 00:51:58,368 --> 00:52:00,370 - That's not quite true. - Sir? 888 00:52:00,495 --> 00:52:03,457 A year ago, a UFO crash-landed in New Mexico. 889 00:52:03,498 --> 00:52:06,502 - A body may have been recovered. - "May have been"? 890 00:52:06,627 --> 00:52:09,338 Well, there was a terrible mix-up. 891 00:52:09,463 --> 00:52:11,215 It was Thanksgiving. 892 00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:13,717 The body was sent down to the kitchen. 893 00:52:13,759 --> 00:52:17,638 They shoved stuffing up its ass, and we ate it at a state dinner. 894 00:52:17,721 --> 00:52:19,348 That's the last I saw of it. 895 00:52:19,473 --> 00:52:20,724 No, scratch that. 896 00:52:20,807 --> 00:52:22,809 There were some sandwiches made the next day. 897 00:52:22,935 --> 00:52:24,019 Mr. President! 898 00:52:24,144 --> 00:52:25,729 - Listen to me. - Agent Thompson! 899 00:52:25,854 --> 00:52:27,105 Back away from that window! 900 00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:29,525 What? Did I forget to put my pants on again? 901 00:52:29,566 --> 00:52:31,944 No, sir. It's just a feeling I've been having 902 00:52:31,985 --> 00:52:33,612 since the news about the aliens. 903 00:52:33,737 --> 00:52:35,864 - Something's not right. - I know what you mean. 904 00:52:35,948 --> 00:52:39,117 It's like that feeling that something's not right. 905 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,079 What is it? 906 00:52:42,162 --> 00:52:44,289 Some old Tupac, sir. 907 00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:51,088 "All eyez on me." Hey, this shit is banging. 908 00:52:51,171 --> 00:52:53,674 Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. 909 00:54:07,706 --> 00:54:09,791 Hello, Cindy. 910 00:54:12,085 --> 00:54:14,588 I am the Architect. 911 00:54:14,588 --> 00:54:16,006 You have many questions. 912 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,720 I've been watching you for a very long time. 913 00:54:23,305 --> 00:54:24,640 So I see. 914 00:54:24,723 --> 00:54:27,643 What is the connection between the crop circles and the tape? 915 00:54:27,643 --> 00:54:28,852 The answer is simple. 916 00:54:28,936 --> 00:54:31,313 You are the eventuality of an anomaly. 917 00:54:31,355 --> 00:54:33,941 You are inexorably seeking a sedulant probability. 918 00:54:34,066 --> 00:54:35,025 Sedulant? 919 00:54:35,150 --> 00:54:36,818 Grotesquerie? No? 920 00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:39,029 What about contingent affirmation? 921 00:54:39,154 --> 00:54:40,948 - That's got to mean something. - Hey! 922 00:54:41,031 --> 00:54:45,035 Hey! You put cameras in my bathroom? 923 00:54:46,954 --> 00:54:48,539 What is this? 924 00:54:48,622 --> 00:54:52,251 Oh, my God. Well, it was a long winter. 925 00:54:52,292 --> 00:54:53,585 This is an invasion of... 926 00:54:53,710 --> 00:54:54,962 Oh, sorry. 927 00:54:55,045 --> 00:54:57,464 I can't help it. It's very lonely in here. 928 00:54:57,464 --> 00:55:00,968 Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, 929 00:55:01,051 --> 00:55:02,678 not counting myself. 930 00:55:02,761 --> 00:55:05,180 Or this chair. 931 00:55:05,305 --> 00:55:07,599 I call her... 932 00:55:07,683 --> 00:55:08,851 Linda. 933 00:55:08,892 --> 00:55:11,395 Could you just cut to the chase? I'm kind of in a rush. 934 00:55:11,478 --> 00:55:13,689 Why? You can always sleep over if you want. 935 00:55:13,689 --> 00:55:15,858 Linda's built for two, and she vibrates. 936 00:55:15,983 --> 00:55:17,985 Stop it! Just tell me what I need to know. 937 00:55:18,026 --> 00:55:19,403 Who is that little girl? 938 00:55:19,486 --> 00:55:21,405 Okay, okay. 939 00:55:23,115 --> 00:55:26,535 My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. 940 00:55:26,535 --> 00:55:28,412 Neither could I. 941 00:55:28,537 --> 00:55:29,621 So you adopted. 942 00:55:29,746 --> 00:55:32,165 We loved our daughter, but she was evil. 943 00:55:32,207 --> 00:55:34,626 Made the horses crazy, killed our puppies, 944 00:55:34,710 --> 00:55:35,752 hid the remote. 945 00:55:35,836 --> 00:55:37,004 Really sick shit. 946 00:55:37,087 --> 00:55:38,922 My wife took her to the old family farm 947 00:55:39,006 --> 00:55:40,883 and drowned her in the well. 948 00:55:40,924 --> 00:55:44,303 I felt a simple time-out would have been sufficient. 949 00:55:44,428 --> 00:55:47,931 But Tabitha imprinted her evil on a videotape. 950 00:55:48,056 --> 00:55:50,184 I never meant for it to get out, but... 951 00:55:50,267 --> 00:55:51,768 But what? 952 00:55:51,852 --> 00:55:54,479 I put it in the wrong box and returned it to Blockbuster, 953 00:55:54,521 --> 00:55:56,356 instead of my copy of "Pootie Tang." 954 00:55:56,481 --> 00:55:59,401 It's been circulating and killing ever since. 955 00:55:59,443 --> 00:56:01,361 Just like "Pootie Tang." 956 00:56:02,446 --> 00:56:04,281 But what does this have to do with aliens? 957 00:56:04,281 --> 00:56:05,365 I don't know. 958 00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:08,202 Perhaps Tabitha's summoning them to kill us all. 959 00:56:08,243 --> 00:56:10,746 An alien invasion? 960 00:56:10,871 --> 00:56:12,247 I have to warn the world. 961 00:56:12,289 --> 00:56:15,167 It's already begun. You're too late. 962 00:56:15,292 --> 00:56:16,960 Oh, my God. 963 00:56:17,002 --> 00:56:20,297 But not too late to make an old man happy. 964 00:56:21,173 --> 00:56:23,300 What? 965 00:56:23,425 --> 00:56:26,094 And now reports of lights in the sky. 966 00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:28,388 Glimpses of spacecraft. 967 00:56:28,514 --> 00:56:32,601 Possible alien sightings being reported all over the world. 968 00:56:32,684 --> 00:56:33,852 Are they aliens? 969 00:56:33,894 --> 00:56:36,313 The first video images are coming in. 970 00:56:36,396 --> 00:56:38,232 Disturbing home video tonight 971 00:56:38,315 --> 00:56:40,734 from a ranch outside Sydney, Australia. 972 00:56:40,817 --> 00:56:43,153 Watch very carefully now. 973 00:56:43,237 --> 00:56:44,321 There it is. 974 00:56:44,404 --> 00:56:45,739 Let's see that again. 975 00:56:47,241 --> 00:56:49,034 Very, very disturbing. 976 00:56:49,076 --> 00:56:52,412 And this just in from Sao Paulo, Brazil. 977 00:56:54,957 --> 00:56:56,750 Let's see that again. 978 00:57:01,630 --> 00:57:05,008 Very, very disturbing. 979 00:57:05,050 --> 00:57:07,761 And this just in from South Texas. 980 00:57:12,057 --> 00:57:13,767 Do they pose a threat? 981 00:57:13,892 --> 00:57:15,519 Only one thing's for certain. 982 00:57:15,561 --> 00:57:18,480 We are all going to be killed. 983 00:57:18,564 --> 00:57:20,399 We have to board up the house. 984 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,442 Are you sure this is necessary, Wilson? 985 00:57:22,568 --> 00:57:24,778 Having an awards ceremony at a time like this? 986 00:57:24,862 --> 00:57:28,073 Yes, sir. Everything must appear business as usual. 987 00:57:28,198 --> 00:57:31,118 The nation, while not yet panicked, is deeply disturbed. 988 00:57:31,118 --> 00:57:32,995 Right. We can steer that course, 989 00:57:33,036 --> 00:57:34,830 keeping everybody deeply disturbed. 990 00:57:34,872 --> 00:57:36,081 We don't want a panic. 991 00:57:36,206 --> 00:57:38,625 Very few presidents have faced a crisis like this. 992 00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:41,628 I wonder what President Ford would've done. 993 00:57:41,670 --> 00:57:43,547 Well, if the buck stops here... 994 00:57:43,547 --> 00:57:45,549 the buck stops here. 995 00:57:47,718 --> 00:57:50,637 Thank you all, and welcome to the White House. 996 00:57:50,721 --> 00:57:53,307 The Mother Teresa Awards 997 00:57:53,432 --> 00:57:55,434 recognize those who have overcome 998 00:57:55,559 --> 00:57:57,811 the severest handicaps and disadvantages 999 00:57:57,936 --> 00:58:00,689 to help others in their communities. 1000 00:58:00,731 --> 00:58:03,442 The young, the old. Black and white. 1001 00:58:03,567 --> 00:58:06,069 Our Native American friends. Hey, how are you? 1002 00:58:06,111 --> 00:58:08,864 Hey, how are you? Hey, how are you? 1003 00:58:08,947 --> 00:58:10,157 Hey, how are you? 1004 00:58:10,157 --> 00:58:13,535 Well, it is therefore my honor 1005 00:58:13,577 --> 00:58:18,457 to present each and every one of you with this symbol of merit. 1006 00:58:23,670 --> 00:58:25,672 The room is secure, Mr. President. 1007 00:58:25,756 --> 00:58:27,883 - Or is it? - Sir? 1008 00:58:28,008 --> 00:58:29,384 I've been thinking, Thompson. 1009 00:58:29,510 --> 00:58:31,887 What if the aliens could take over human bodies? 1010 00:58:32,012 --> 00:58:33,388 They'd look just like us. 1011 00:58:33,514 --> 00:58:34,765 Or almost. 1012 00:58:34,806 --> 00:58:36,266 I never thought of that, sir. 1013 00:58:36,308 --> 00:58:38,560 We should be on alert for anything suspicious. 1014 00:58:38,602 --> 00:58:40,020 They could be anywhere. 1015 00:58:40,103 --> 00:58:41,313 Even... 1016 00:58:41,355 --> 00:58:42,481 Right here. 1017 00:58:42,564 --> 00:58:43,690 My God. 1018 00:58:43,774 --> 00:58:45,609 We'd never see the attack coming. 1019 00:58:45,692 --> 00:58:49,154 - It's frightening, sir! - Don't panic. 1020 00:58:49,196 --> 00:58:52,574 We'll just move slowly toward the exit. 1021 00:58:53,617 --> 00:58:56,328 At last we meet, Mr. President. 1022 00:58:56,453 --> 00:58:57,913 It's happening. I knew it. 1023 00:58:57,955 --> 00:58:59,331 You'll never take me alive! 1024 00:59:00,624 --> 00:59:02,876 She's scrambling my brain! 1025 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,211 I'll get her! 1026 00:59:07,339 --> 00:59:10,050 Oh, no, you don't! Not on my watch! 1027 00:59:10,133 --> 00:59:11,802 Good work, sir! 1028 00:59:13,554 --> 00:59:15,806 Good God! The small ones have metal teeth! 1029 00:59:15,931 --> 00:59:18,350 Jerry's kids, my ass! 1030 00:59:19,268 --> 00:59:21,061 Mr. President! 1031 00:59:21,186 --> 00:59:24,106 Mr. President, have you gone completely insane? 1032 00:59:24,189 --> 00:59:25,691 Like a fox. 1033 00:59:25,774 --> 00:59:27,860 We got to talk to the person who saw this coming, 1034 00:59:27,985 --> 00:59:29,069 Cindy Campbell. 1035 00:59:29,194 --> 00:59:30,779 She knows how to defeat the aliens. 1036 00:59:30,904 --> 00:59:32,990 Filthy, rotten scum! 1037 00:59:33,073 --> 00:59:34,783 You're hideous! 1038 00:59:34,908 --> 00:59:36,118 Get off my planet! 1039 00:59:36,201 --> 00:59:38,912 - No! - Is everything all right? 1040 00:59:38,996 --> 00:59:40,247 The exits are all blocked. 1041 00:59:40,372 --> 00:59:41,874 I'll find one, sir. 1042 00:59:41,999 --> 00:59:44,084 Everybody, clear! 1043 00:59:46,253 --> 00:59:49,089 This way, sir! God, this is exciting! 1044 00:59:49,214 --> 00:59:52,134 You're excited? You should feel my nipples. 1045 00:59:52,134 --> 00:59:53,886 Cody? 1046 00:59:54,011 --> 00:59:57,097 Cody? Cody, where are you? 1047 00:59:57,139 --> 00:59:58,223 Honey? 1048 00:59:58,307 --> 01:00:00,601 After today's incident in the East Room, 1049 01:00:00,684 --> 01:00:03,228 the White House is now advising all citizens 1050 01:00:03,353 --> 01:00:07,024 to board up their homes and prepare for an alien invasion. 1051 01:00:07,107 --> 01:00:09,026 Oh, no. 1052 01:00:09,109 --> 01:00:11,486 And now a News 8 exclusive. 1053 01:00:11,612 --> 01:00:13,906 The killer videotape you've been hearing about. 1054 01:00:14,031 --> 01:00:15,657 We're the only station that has it, 1055 01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:17,367 and we're showing it all night. 1056 01:00:17,451 --> 01:00:19,453 Very exciting. Let's roll it again. 1057 01:00:23,790 --> 01:00:26,043 There. Nobody's getting through that sucker. 1058 01:00:26,168 --> 01:00:28,462 But we have to get down to the cellar. 1059 01:00:29,922 --> 01:00:31,924 - George. - Cindy. 1060 01:00:32,049 --> 01:00:33,467 There's no time. 1061 01:00:33,550 --> 01:00:34,843 Cody. 1062 01:00:34,968 --> 01:00:36,970 Thank God. I've been worried sick. 1063 01:00:37,054 --> 01:00:39,556 He showed up about an hour ago. I tried to call. 1064 01:00:39,681 --> 01:00:41,266 No, he didn't. 1065 01:00:41,391 --> 01:00:43,435 Okay, but I was gonna. 1066 01:00:43,519 --> 01:00:45,312 No, he wasn't. 1067 01:00:45,437 --> 01:00:48,774 Cody, the point is you can't just run away like that. 1068 01:00:48,899 --> 01:00:50,776 I wanted to be with George. 1069 01:00:50,901 --> 01:00:53,570 Oh, honey, I know you want a dad, but... 1070 01:00:53,695 --> 01:00:56,698 Oh, trust me, Cody, I'm not good at anything. 1071 01:00:56,782 --> 01:00:58,242 Why would I be good at that? 1072 01:00:58,242 --> 01:01:00,494 Uncle George! 1073 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,342 It's gonna be okay, Cody. 1074 01:01:15,467 --> 01:01:17,845 I'm going to die, aren't I? 1075 01:01:17,928 --> 01:01:20,681 Cody, did I ever tell you what your mom said 1076 01:01:20,722 --> 01:01:22,808 about you the day you were born? 1077 01:01:22,933 --> 01:01:23,934 No. 1078 01:01:24,017 --> 01:01:26,436 I was in the delivery room with her. 1079 01:01:26,478 --> 01:01:28,313 She was having a hard time. 1080 01:01:28,355 --> 01:01:30,023 Then you began to come out of her. 1081 01:01:31,066 --> 01:01:33,235 And your mom screamed and screamed in pain. 1082 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,070 She yelled, "Just kill me. 1083 01:01:35,153 --> 01:01:36,780 Bludgeon me with a bedpan. 1084 01:01:36,864 --> 01:01:39,575 Whatever you do, put me out of this pain." 1085 01:01:39,616 --> 01:01:41,785 She was gushing torrents of blood. 1086 01:01:41,910 --> 01:01:44,580 I have this all on tape if you want to see it someday. 1087 01:01:44,705 --> 01:01:46,582 Well, finally you came out. 1088 01:01:46,707 --> 01:01:49,501 Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself. 1089 01:01:49,501 --> 01:01:52,462 Well, on the second try. 1090 01:01:52,462 --> 01:01:55,257 The first time she snipped your penis in half. 1091 01:01:55,382 --> 01:01:56,842 After all, she was drunk. 1092 01:01:56,884 --> 01:01:58,385 Actually, drugged. 1093 01:01:58,468 --> 01:02:01,513 We'd been out the night before celebrating St. Patrick's Day. 1094 01:02:01,513 --> 01:02:03,807 She thought, "Hey, I never tasted crystal meth." 1095 01:02:03,849 --> 01:02:05,809 So she did just a little. 1096 01:02:05,851 --> 01:02:07,019 My penis? 1097 01:02:07,144 --> 01:02:07,978 Yes. 1098 01:02:08,020 --> 01:02:10,480 They sewed it on upside down. 1099 01:02:10,522 --> 01:02:12,357 So that's why I pee up? 1100 01:02:12,441 --> 01:02:13,817 Yes. We'll get it fixed, honey. 1101 01:02:13,942 --> 01:02:16,820 It's on my list of things. Right after we get TiVo. 1102 01:02:16,904 --> 01:02:18,739 Anyway, there you were. 1103 01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:20,324 Your mom turned to me and said, 1104 01:02:20,407 --> 01:02:23,410 "Hey, you want him? Take him." 1105 01:02:23,452 --> 01:02:25,204 Then she died. 1106 01:02:25,287 --> 01:02:26,747 And I took you. 1107 01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:28,999 Do you know why? 1108 01:02:29,041 --> 01:02:30,792 I had just lost my cat in a fire, 1109 01:02:30,876 --> 01:02:32,669 and I needed something to pet and feed. 1110 01:02:32,794 --> 01:02:35,589 And I miss that cat, Cody. 1111 01:02:35,672 --> 01:02:37,174 But I love you. 1112 01:02:37,257 --> 01:02:39,343 And nothing's ever gonna change that, 1113 01:02:39,468 --> 01:02:42,054 not even the very painful death we're about to experience. 1114 01:02:42,137 --> 01:02:43,680 George! 1115 01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:52,940 Are they gone? 1116 01:02:53,065 --> 01:02:54,149 I don't hear anything. 1117 01:03:02,282 --> 01:03:03,617 Don't worry, Sue. 1118 01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:04,910 It was Uncle George. 1119 01:03:04,993 --> 01:03:07,621 Well, it's scary. 1120 01:03:08,997 --> 01:03:11,250 Good work, Sue. 1121 01:03:11,291 --> 01:03:13,627 I don't know what stupid, idiotic thing 1122 01:03:13,710 --> 01:03:15,671 made these lights go off. 1123 01:03:15,712 --> 01:03:18,298 All right, there's spare fuses in the crawl space. 1124 01:03:18,340 --> 01:03:19,800 I can get these lights back on. 1125 01:03:21,218 --> 01:03:23,720 Quick, George, grab that railroad tie. 1126 01:03:23,804 --> 01:03:25,430 Jam it against the door. 1127 01:03:27,266 --> 01:03:29,434 My balls! 1128 01:03:29,434 --> 01:03:31,562 Not those! 1129 01:03:31,645 --> 01:03:33,272 Jesus! 1130 01:03:33,355 --> 01:03:34,606 No! 1131 01:03:35,732 --> 01:03:36,608 Uncle George! 1132 01:03:36,733 --> 01:03:38,068 I'm scared! 1133 01:03:38,151 --> 01:03:40,946 Oh, sweetie, come here. It's okay. 1134 01:03:42,739 --> 01:03:45,826 There's something on the other side of the door. 1135 01:03:59,298 --> 01:04:01,300 I can't see anything. 1136 01:04:16,982 --> 01:04:18,233 Oh, my God. 1137 01:04:18,317 --> 01:04:19,735 Can you see them? 1138 01:04:19,818 --> 01:04:21,486 They're horrible. 1139 01:04:21,612 --> 01:04:23,739 They're grayish with big black eyes. 1140 01:04:23,739 --> 01:04:25,490 Their teeth are grotesque. 1141 01:04:27,201 --> 01:04:30,537 - I think they're giggling. - What? 1142 01:04:31,413 --> 01:04:32,289 Oh, no. 1143 01:04:32,414 --> 01:04:34,833 Oh, no, I think... 1144 01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:37,503 I think they want... 1145 01:04:39,087 --> 01:04:40,714 Help! 1146 01:04:40,839 --> 01:04:42,424 Cody! Oh, my God! 1147 01:04:42,549 --> 01:04:44,801 George. Swing away, George. 1148 01:04:44,927 --> 01:04:46,845 - Aunt Cindy, help! - I'm coming, Cody. 1149 01:04:46,887 --> 01:04:48,055 I'll save you. 1150 01:04:48,180 --> 01:04:49,848 Die! 1151 01:04:53,060 --> 01:04:53,936 Die! 1152 01:04:54,061 --> 01:04:56,188 You damn aliens, let him go! 1153 01:04:56,271 --> 01:04:57,856 You're not getting in here! 1154 01:04:57,940 --> 01:04:59,858 - What else you got? - George. 1155 01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:01,944 There! Had enough? 1156 01:05:02,069 --> 01:05:04,655 Yeah. Forget it, Cody. Thank me later. 1157 01:05:04,738 --> 01:05:06,573 Oh, Cody. Oh, thank God. 1158 01:05:06,657 --> 01:05:07,533 Come on. 1159 01:05:07,658 --> 01:05:08,659 Daddy! 1160 01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:10,077 - Daddy! - Sue! 1161 01:05:14,498 --> 01:05:16,625 Mahalik, what are you doing here? 1162 01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:18,794 I told you the hood's always got your back. 1163 01:05:18,919 --> 01:05:21,880 Thank God. There's two of them at the door. 1164 01:05:21,964 --> 01:05:22,881 They're gone. 1165 01:05:24,216 --> 01:05:26,301 Good. They couldn't get in. 1166 01:05:26,385 --> 01:05:27,803 I hear they can't open doors. 1167 01:05:27,886 --> 01:05:29,596 They mastered space flight, 1168 01:05:29,721 --> 01:05:31,682 but they can't get through a wooden door? 1169 01:05:31,723 --> 01:05:33,684 Oh, look, the cellar's the safest place. 1170 01:05:33,725 --> 01:05:35,561 Women and children stay here. 1171 01:05:35,686 --> 01:05:37,688 All right, and the men, 1172 01:05:37,813 --> 01:05:39,231 we go outside and fight. 1173 01:05:39,231 --> 01:05:41,942 Right. And what's the cutoff age for children? 1174 01:05:42,025 --> 01:05:43,443 Come on! 1175 01:05:57,749 --> 01:06:00,127 Follow me. 1176 01:06:13,390 --> 01:06:14,391 I'm sorry. 1177 01:06:14,474 --> 01:06:16,852 I thought I was hitting the brake. 1178 01:06:16,852 --> 01:06:19,897 Now, we don't have to go through insurance, do we? 1179 01:06:19,897 --> 01:06:21,982 Mr. President, what are you doing here? 1180 01:06:22,065 --> 01:06:23,442 I'm looking for Cindy Campbell. 1181 01:06:23,483 --> 01:06:25,986 She may hold the key to defeating the aliens. 1182 01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:30,199 Good. The Air Force is here with those new round planes. 1183 01:06:31,366 --> 01:06:34,203 We don't have round planes, sir. 1184 01:06:34,328 --> 01:06:37,414 Oh, my God. 1185 01:06:37,539 --> 01:06:40,626 Wait. Do you hear that? 1186 01:06:50,219 --> 01:06:52,346 - Yo, what's up, George? - CJ! 1187 01:06:52,429 --> 01:06:55,057 I told you the 'hood always got your back. 1188 01:06:55,098 --> 01:06:57,684 I got the boys with me. Get out the car, man. 1189 01:06:57,726 --> 01:06:58,810 Who we gonna shoot? 1190 01:06:58,894 --> 01:07:00,229 Is y'all ready to go step? 1191 01:07:00,270 --> 01:07:02,648 Let's go do this, 'cause I'm hyped right now! 1192 01:07:02,773 --> 01:07:04,942 - Real hyped! - You stepped on my shoe, bitch! 1193 01:07:05,067 --> 01:07:06,151 Call me "bitch" again, 1194 01:07:06,276 --> 01:07:09,196 and I'll park your truck dead in your ass. 1195 01:07:09,279 --> 01:07:10,030 Damn, homey! 1196 01:07:10,072 --> 01:07:12,407 - In the cornfield. - They're coming! 1197 01:07:12,449 --> 01:07:14,660 Me and my boys, we gonna take care of this. 1198 01:07:14,701 --> 01:07:16,161 Come on, let's go. 1199 01:07:16,245 --> 01:07:18,205 Son, I'd bust this shit right now. 1200 01:07:18,247 --> 01:07:20,040 - Your mama! - I got your number, homey. 1201 01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:22,251 - We over here, y'all! - He ain't gonna bust nothing. 1202 01:07:22,376 --> 01:07:23,669 I got nuts bigger than him. 1203 01:07:23,752 --> 01:07:26,547 Whoa, country-ass, maple-syrup nigga. 1204 01:07:26,672 --> 01:07:30,092 Yeah, you want some biscuits? You want some biscuits? 1205 01:07:31,510 --> 01:07:33,637 Get down! Get down! 1206 01:07:41,311 --> 01:07:43,313 I can't believe what I just saw. 1207 01:07:43,355 --> 01:07:45,274 These men died for their country. 1208 01:07:45,315 --> 01:07:48,569 Send flowers to their bitches and hos. 1209 01:07:52,990 --> 01:07:55,033 I can't break free! 1210 01:07:55,158 --> 01:07:58,954 Think! They must have some kind of weakness. 1211 01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:04,626 I found it! 1212 01:08:04,751 --> 01:08:06,628 Without their heads, they're powerless! 1213 01:08:06,753 --> 01:08:08,630 Please, no. We mean you no harm. 1214 01:08:08,755 --> 01:08:11,550 We traveled to your planet to find an evil little girl. 1215 01:08:11,592 --> 01:08:14,553 We must destroy her before seven days. 1216 01:08:14,595 --> 01:08:17,556 You mean you watched the videotape? 1217 01:08:17,681 --> 01:08:20,142 Our satellite picked up what we thought was "Pootie Tang." 1218 01:08:20,184 --> 01:08:21,685 That was a week ago. 1219 01:08:21,768 --> 01:08:26,899 And now our entire race will die unless the girl is destroyed. 1220 01:08:26,982 --> 01:08:29,943 Oh, see? They are peaceful. 1221 01:08:29,985 --> 01:08:33,322 If they're so peaceful, why were they choking us? 1222 01:08:33,322 --> 01:08:35,324 Oh, that's how we say hello. 1223 01:08:35,365 --> 01:08:37,367 - Hello! - Nice to see you. 1224 01:08:37,451 --> 01:08:39,453 - Hello. - Hello. 1225 01:08:39,578 --> 01:08:41,455 Well, how do you guys say goodbye? 1226 01:08:42,915 --> 01:08:45,459 I had to ask. 1227 01:08:45,459 --> 01:08:50,547 If you think that's strange, you should see how we pee. 1228 01:08:56,303 --> 01:08:59,681 So we're not so different after all. 1229 01:09:02,434 --> 01:09:04,311 There's something about this place. 1230 01:09:04,436 --> 01:09:07,022 It's like I've seen it before. 1231 01:09:08,941 --> 01:09:10,817 Oh, my God. 1232 01:09:14,321 --> 01:09:16,323 This used to be their farm. 1233 01:09:16,448 --> 01:09:18,242 She died right here. 1234 01:09:32,756 --> 01:09:35,175 There's something down there. 1235 01:09:59,283 --> 01:10:02,786 Hey, awesome. Yeah, you got it. 1236 01:10:02,828 --> 01:10:03,996 Just look at this. 1237 01:10:04,121 --> 01:10:07,416 Human beings and aliens working together. 1238 01:10:07,499 --> 01:10:10,961 We're all just one big galactic family. 1239 01:10:11,044 --> 01:10:12,838 Family. 1240 01:10:12,838 --> 01:10:15,048 That's just what I've been running away from. 1241 01:10:15,132 --> 01:10:18,260 Well, that's because you're an idiot. 1242 01:10:28,145 --> 01:10:30,105 This is it. 1243 01:10:30,147 --> 01:10:32,357 My wife took her to the family farm 1244 01:10:32,441 --> 01:10:34,526 and drowned her in the well. 1245 01:10:37,988 --> 01:10:42,868 The little girl. She's frightened of the well. 1246 01:11:01,970 --> 01:11:04,640 Cindy! 1247 01:11:41,844 --> 01:11:43,929 Time to go back down the well, bitch. 1248 01:11:46,682 --> 01:11:47,599 Cindy! 1249 01:11:47,641 --> 01:11:50,477 No. Don't hurt him! 1250 01:11:51,395 --> 01:11:52,855 Cindy, come outside. 1251 01:11:52,938 --> 01:11:54,523 The aliens aren't invading. 1252 01:11:56,275 --> 01:11:57,985 Don't worry, Cody. I'll save you. 1253 01:11:58,110 --> 01:11:59,653 Wait! 1254 01:11:59,695 --> 01:12:01,989 Wait. Don't do this. 1255 01:12:01,989 --> 01:12:04,283 You don't have to be evil. 1256 01:12:05,284 --> 01:12:08,912 I know what happened to you, Tabitha. 1257 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:13,000 I know what your mom did. That was wrong. 1258 01:12:13,083 --> 01:12:14,835 You were just a little girl. 1259 01:12:14,918 --> 01:12:18,839 You're still that little girl, just a lot more corpsy 1260 01:12:18,839 --> 01:12:21,258 and with really bad teeth. 1261 01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:25,470 But maybe all you need is a mother. 1262 01:12:29,141 --> 01:12:31,018 And a father. 1263 01:12:43,655 --> 01:12:44,948 We could be... 1264 01:12:45,032 --> 01:12:47,034 A family. 1265 01:12:51,788 --> 01:12:53,498 Thank you all. 1266 01:12:53,582 --> 01:12:56,960 Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul. 1267 01:12:57,044 --> 01:12:58,795 I'll never have to kill again. 1268 01:12:58,921 --> 01:13:00,506 Really? 1269 01:13:00,589 --> 01:13:04,176 Nah! I'm just screwing with you! 1270 01:13:06,595 --> 01:13:08,597 I just want to tell you both good luck. 1271 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:10,390 We're all counting on you. 1272 01:13:19,525 --> 01:13:20,943 Now it's over. 1273 01:13:22,236 --> 01:13:23,820 Oh, no, no, it's okay. 1274 01:13:23,862 --> 01:13:25,322 He's our friend. 1275 01:13:25,405 --> 01:13:27,407 Thank you for saving our species. 1276 01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:29,409 Now we must return to our home planet. 1277 01:13:29,535 --> 01:13:30,702 Goodbye, then. 1278 01:13:31,828 --> 01:13:33,330 Goodbye. 1279 01:13:52,140 --> 01:13:54,601 Hey, congratulations, George! 1280 01:13:54,643 --> 01:13:56,562 You know the 'hood always got your back. 1281 01:13:56,645 --> 01:13:58,146 Yeah, yeah! 1282 01:13:58,188 --> 01:13:59,648 Come on! 1283 01:14:04,152 --> 01:14:05,445 Bye! 1284 01:14:19,293 --> 01:14:21,003 Bye! 1285 01:14:21,086 --> 01:14:24,715 Oh, George, I'm so happy. 1286 01:14:24,798 --> 01:14:27,176 Finally we're a family. 1287 01:14:27,217 --> 01:14:29,636 Yeah. You, me, and... 1288 01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:30,512 - Damn! - Damn! 1289 01:14:31,972 --> 01:14:34,766 Cindy, George, wait! 89696