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(Male Announcer reads text on screen)

(Musical jingle)

[brigh]

[Audrey]. The eclipse is that big of a deal?

Everyone wants to see it.

It's a total eclipse,

not the usual ring Ever of fire bullshit.it.

Mmmhmm.

Who wouldn't want to see it?

[Audrey]. Well, I don't.

[Steph]. Okay, guys, so as you can tell,

I did not write this.

[Steph]. Okay, guys, so It comes from corporate,

who are blowing this eclipse way outta proportion.

So, no in and out of the refinery,

no work that requires looking up,

and no work above chest height.

Oh, so Stash, you can still give the boss a handy.

Yeah, just keep your safety glasses on.

And don't stare directly into his butthole.

[snickering]

Oh. Who's the birthday splatter for?

Taser.

Oh, I'm about to give him a cream pie he'll never forget.

Tase is gonna get his today.

Dewey, you're gonna need a stepladder to reach his face.

Why are you so hell bent on getting him?

Dewey, you're gonna need a stHey, it's union tradition...

And revenge.

Dewey, you're gonna need a stHey, He pies everyone.tion...

Can you requisition this shit?

Wet face.

Fucking Taser.

Taser!

Which is mine?

[Taser]. Follow the birdie.

Happy birthday.

He even got the Jehovah dude.

They don't even celebrate birthdays.

Oh, look who's late!

Oh, it's the birthday boy.

Did your girlfriend keep you in bed this morning?

Show me your fucking hands, all right.

If I see a pan,

Sh a can of whipped cream,, I'm gonna fuckin' snap.

[whispers] Don't say anything.

[Taser]. Any of you touch me,

and I'll sacrifice you to the eclipse.

I'm serious.

It's go time. - I'm going to record it.

It doesn't feel right.

He's also blocking the only exit.

Now, every time one of these celestial events happens.

I'm either stuck in a boiler or nobody tells me.

What are the chances there's a total eclipse

on my day of birth?

I feel chosen.

[Steph]. Actually, according to this article,

you share your birthday with 22 million people,

[Steph]. Actually, according give or take.le,

Nah, this means something, Steph.

Eons in the making.

Complete totality.

I'm gonna fucking see it.

Nothing's gonna make me miss this eclipse.

I even bought some lottery tickets.

Oh, you went for it!

Come on, Dewey.

I'm selling these one-of-a-kind eclipse glasses.

Here, Tase. On the house.

Thanks, bud.

[gasps] You pussy.

I'm not a pussy.

Do not use that word. Do not use that word.

[mimicking cat sounds]

Do not use that word.

I am a man.

[Homer]. Jesus Christ, is this even in English?

There are symbols on here I've never seen before.

This fucking smoker for Jimi.

It says here you can put anything into that chamber

and it infuses flavours.

Like teriyaki birthday cake?

Yeah, teriyaki birthday cake, fucking idiot.

[Backwoods]. Lik Call me old fashioned, e?

but meat smoke only comes in one flavour.

Wood.

Where's the bowl on this?

Can we try packing some bud?

WhereI'm not opposed.his?

Apparently smoke is better for you than propane.

Propane toxicity is inconclusive.

Well, I mean, [stutters] there's a debate on it.

Oh, a little uncertain ithere, homie?e.

I thought you'd have this all figured out

being as you're the research man.

Research operative.

All right, well, why don't you suit up

and operative this fucking torch?

Is this really the best place to be doing this

if we don't want Jimi to see?

Are we allowed to use company shit like this?

'Cause I was thinking I'd like,

build my girlfriend a dumb smartphone,

but it would be made outta, like, wood or cardboard

and there'd be like a little compass for a GPS,

and a mirror for selfies and she'd just-

Hey! - Oh fuck!

Um, so yeah, if you selfcould get that-ust-

Hey! What are you A-holes doing?

Uh, we were just building the, uh, the [stammers]

The structural support

for the new Cornholius structure expansion tank.

Looks expensive. What's it do?

It actually, uh, helps the flow tank expansion machine

Loostructurally support it.do?

Fuck me. I, I can't keep up with this shit.

Tell me about it. LoI get paid from here down.o?

Do you know what I'm saying? kee[blows raspberry]it.

Yeah.

Right. Oh, hey, what are you doing right now?

You wanna play hooky? - Uh huh.

We need a coffee run.

We need it asap.

Sure. You need help with your first dirty squirty of the day?

Yeah, I'd be honoured. Sure.

Sure. You need help with your fAnyway, I'd be like, "Hello?"?

And she'd say, "What?"

Yeah, it's a great fucking idea, genius.

Get this thing fired up. Come on.

We don't have a lot of time.

I'm not getting paid extra for this bullshit.

I will have two and a half sugars with a splash of milk.

You'll get black. - Yeah.

[Dewey]. Don't forget to buy the glasses.

And don't be handing out welding shields

so these idiots can stare at the sun.

I know. You told me like five times, man.

so these idiots can sTake your meds...

I'll give you the medicine, you mouthy bite-sized

graham-cracker-eating shithawk.

Dewey, why aren't you working?

Well, because I didn't know you were there, Todd.

You can't sell merchandise on the job, dick lips.

I'll give you five free pairs if you don't rat me out.

[whispers] You're supposed to be handing the hat around

I'll give you five free pfor Jimi's retirement party...

[whispers] You're supposed to be hWhat the fuck? around

[loudly] Why would I do that? - Shhh!

Quiet, dummy.

[whispers] So we can upgrade to lobster rolls

instead of those shitty little sandwiches on white bread

with the crust cut off.

Here. I will do it.

Hey Jimbo!

Hey, we were just doing a poll.

Uh, what's the strangest thing

you've ever seen in someone's house?

A pet raccoon.

yTodd, Audrey, I'mn taking coffee orders.

You still off the lactose? Go.

Ah... do I want tea?

Okay, fine. All black.

[Dewey]. Actually, can I get a-

No juice boxes for you, Dewey.

Be a fucking man.

Wait, Jimi, you're gonna miss the eclipse!

No one in this fucking hemisphere

is gonna miss the eclipse, Dewey.

Plus, I've lived through twenty of 'em.

Who gives a fuck?

Matcha?

Can you get some oat milk?

[Dewey]. I mean, if they have juice boxes like fruit punch, Jimi,

just ask at the counter.

[Jimi]. Fuck off.

[sighs] Nobody in, nobody out.

Strict orders.

It's the souleclipse.

Fucking shit.

All right. So report me.

They'll move my retirement date up.

Go ahead. - Oh snap.

There gonna be a party?

No, they, they better not.

I'm happy for ya, ya grump.

NYou still can't come in...

After everything we've been through, Marcus?

I'm trying to NYourun a tight ship. in...

You can reenter in two hours and twelve minutes.

Okay, fine. I'm gonna fuck off.

Find someone who's free on a Wednesday,

who really likes I'fucking coffee.f.

Here. You want one?

Fucking right, I do.

[chuckles] Yeah. Thank you.

That's two, but who gives a fuck, right?

Thank you, Jimi.

Watch an episode of Sesame Street once in a while.

Know the difference between one and two.

Hurry hard. Hurry hard.

Roach! I need a favour!

Yeah, let's hook up later.

No, no. It's for Jimi.

Yeah.

It for Jimi's retirement.

He doesn't smoke, man!

Look, I'm collecting money.

I got, like, fifty cents.

Some guys put in fifty bucks, some a hundred.

I got, likeWhy?fty cents.

Because Jimi gave his life for this company.

Paved the road for all of us.

Yeah, Italian guys love concrete.

Paved thYou know what? of us.

I'll spot you,

but I'll collect this afternoon!

Yeah, we can make out at noon.

I'd have to ask my girlfriend, though.

Right on.

Hey! Jimi's retirement!

What do you have to get again?

Chicken wire and wood.

I'm building a chicken coop.

Chickens, eh?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm tired of paying ten bucks for carton of eggs.

Mm. Why don't you buy from one of those roadside stands?

'Cause I'm tired of paying $5 for a carton of eggs.

Sounds like you don't wanna pay for eggs.

Exactly, yeah.

Hence, chickens.

Yeah? - Yeah.

Ah, so you pay for feed, build a coop, buy chickens,

hope they don't die on you, so they might lay an egg?

That's right, so fuck you!

hope they don't die on you, so th[Jimi laughing] egg?

What is a flat white?

White woman with no boobs, buddy.

[chuckles] That was for Backwoods.

[both laughing]

Jimi's retirement fund.

[man groaning]

Ten bucks. He's never gonna get to Florida.

So you're the scarecrow guy.

And you're the genius.

This is Scare-Jimi.

Yeah. When that old meatball's gone,

it'll still be here.

I even made one leg shorter than the other for realism.

I'm collecting for Jimi.

Oh yeah? Spent all my money on eclipse glasses.

Gotcha, Lefty.

Do you want me to spot you?

No, I'm good.

I'm exempt.

It's my birthday.

That is not how that works.

T-minus 90 minutes until Total Eclipse of the Tase.

Come on, Jimi. Let's find a good spot.

Get your wallets out.

Jimi's retirement fund.

Parking lots in these places used-

Here, they're still warm.

I mean, they'd be filled with flatbeds and pickup trucks.

Now it's nothing but smart cars and e-bikes.

I meanOr is the rickshaw with flagonna make a comeback?s.

You know, actually Deidre and I rented one of those

in St. John's one time.

You know, actually Deidre andThat sounds chilly.ose

No, not unless you pick up speed. [laughs]

Holy fuck! - What?

Now this is a meat wagon.

They could cook a horse on this fuck.

You need a horse?

I don't know.

Fuck, you make three jokes a year.

How am I gonna know?

Too fancy for this simpleton.

Fancy? I know what you mean.

Oh, 'cause you're cheap.

You're a cheap bastard. That's what that is.

Oh, Cheap bastard.cheap.

You're a cheap bastard. That'[groaning]t is.

[Dewey]. Now usually a full union member does this,

but you're ready, okay?

You layer it with rings like this.

See, it's a about volume, not presentation.

Looks like real pie, man.

Okay, you find your centre of gravity

and be sure to flick your wrists at the apex of the throw.

He is fucking huge.

Hey, you got an ETA on those fuckin' tools you borrowed?

Fuck, Jimi. I'm trying.

Uh, these new guys don't know shit.

They just leave the tools all over the place.

They're fucking disrespectful punks.

[Taser]. One of them little pricks parked in my parking spot.

I keyed that car.

[Taser]. One of them little pricks parkeReally, Jimi?ng spot.

Nah, I just pissed on the door handles.

[everyone laughing]

That's really fucking good.

[worker]. Hey, don't shit your pants, buddy.

Strike now.

But I'm not union.

He's a gentle giant, man.

He's all caught up in the eclipse.

This is your window of opportunity.

But I'm like three months from being sworn in or whatever.

Won't this botch it up for me?

No, I'll put the good word in for you, buddy.

Come on, come on, Won't come on, come on.for me?

[Taser]. Hey!

[everyone laughing]

[tense suspenseful music]

[muffled chattering]

[muffled laughing]

[everyone gasping]

[worker]. Payback's a bitch, motherfucker!

All right, you got me. Dewey.

Remember your birthday's coming up, bud.

Holy fuck, Dewey!

Remember your birthday's cWhat the fuck?

You let Roach do it.

Do you know what you've done?

[Taser]. Roach did this?

You let a fucking permit pie me?

[Homer] Idiot. - [Audrey] Tase.

Taser, you good?

[Homer]. It's all right, Tase. Take a breath.

A hundred percent.

[Homer]. IDon't believe him.e. He's gonna snap!

Tase, take it easy! A Take it easy!nt.

[Homer]. IDon't believe him.e. [Roach gasping]!

Tase, take it easy! A T[screaming]!nt.

I can't see!

I'm going blind, man!

Ah, I don't know if you've heard,

but I'm throwing in the towel at work.

You?

Yes, of course I heard.

You don't keep a secret like that in this town, man.

I know you got a prostate exam last week.

Doctor still can't find his watch.

[Rodd laughing]

I mean, I told those fuckers

to not make a big deal about my retirement.

And you know what?

They fucking actually listened.

Not a congratulations.

Not a fuck you.

Just nothing.

Yeah, it's a different generation in there now, man.

Yeah, all they're worried about now is filming pranks

Yeah, it's a different genand click-clock videos.an.

They're more concerned about what's happening

a million miles away

than they are with what's right in front of 'em.

We used to sneak strippers in on site when guys were leaving.

I still like strippers.

Strippers are great.

Sir. Sir, this coupon isn't valid.

How do you figure?

Because it's 12 years old.

Scan it.

Oh, look at that.

Let me scan it.

We can scan it together.

Fuck.

If it'll make you feel more comfortable.

You know what?

I'd like to speak to the manager on duty.

I am the manager on duty.

Maybe I'd like to speak to the manager

of the manager on duty.

Duty. Duty.

Duty. Duty. Duty.

[raised voices chattering]

This freeze-dried hippy fuck pied me and Scare-Jimi.

He's not even a union brother.

Only brothers can pie brothers.

Taser, it's your birthday, man.

You got pied. It's not a big deal.

It's not just my Taser, fucking birthday.y, man.

This was a special one and this fucking permit knew it.

Fucking relax, Tase.

This is me fucking relaxed.

Put him down, Tase.

[Audrey]. Put him down, Tase. Come on.

You're better than this.

[Taser grunting]

[Homer]. It's all right. It's okay.

You're okay. It's okay, man.

Don't pop a gut, man.

It's not healthy. [coughs]

You know what else isn't healthy?

Uh, aspartame?

He's right. Rot you from the inside out.

It's no big deal, man.

He's right. Rot you Look, like boop! [chuckles]

[Taser growling]

Ah...

[Taser grunting]

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

[everyone yelling]

I haven't had my coffee and I'm gonna fucking snap!

Everybody, calm down!

Are you out of your goddamn minds?

EOh shit, it's Blade!

Shut up.

Look, if you could leave your contact info,

I could call you later.

Yeah, I like talking on the phone.

Come on, ya fucking boob.

Just pay the goddamn bill.

Come oOh, hey, Jimi.boob.

Maybe I can use your seniors discount,

'cause you're old.

Maybe I can use your This fucking guy.

No shame at all.

Actually, admirable.

Sir, you can't just take that yet.

[Jimi]. Actu Yes we can.ble.

[Rodd]. Yeah, you keep the change.

[Jimi]. How much is the change?

Maybe we can split it.

Yeah, no.

This ain't just about the fucking pie.

You casuals show no fucking respect.

You run roughshod,

You casuals show no fuck up and destroy

and us union boys get the blame.

Fuck your stupid union rules.

[Roach]. We're just doing what we're told, man.

And no one tells us nothing.

[Todd]. Exactly.

There's been some And leadership issues, thing.

but we we're figuring that out.

Not fast enough.

Ah, fuck off!

You're still in fucking diapers.

And King Cannabis deserved it.

And you're probably just gonna let him slide

'cause he's a fucking fitter.

Fuck off. I'm pretty sure he's a painter.

And I'm not letting anything slide!

But it's still fucking bullshit!

Now I'm not even a journeyman, I'm a fucking babysitter! And-

Okay guys, guys, guys, stop.

Can we have one day, just one day,

with no safety infractions?

Can w[Roach].ne day, This isn't about safety, man.

It's about us bending over for them.

Oh yeah, it is about safety.

And you non-union asshats are the reason this place is unsafe.

[Homer]. Thank you!

Why are you even talking? You're not even union.

You're nothing.

Wow. Look whose balls decided to drop.

My balls are good.

Oh, you want a piece?

Peewee.

Come on.

You better watch your fucking mouth when the lady's around.

Or what?

Or she's gonna run you, bitch.

Okay, I'd like to see her try.

We got nothing to lose.

Okay, I'll find something. try.

[Homer grunting]

[angry voices yelling]

Dewey, you're a real fucking chicken shit.

It's not my fault Tase can't take a joke.

No, you can't take a hint.

You know what, enough of this.

Hey lift guy, will you take me up?

Jesus Christ!

Hey! Hey, guys.

Hey!

Owwwww!

[Audrey]. Guys! Guys!

OFuck!!

Excuse me, but...

[lift horn beeping]

Everyone, calm your tits!

This is ridiculous!

We should be working together.

Look, we've all made mistakes, okay? But-

W[Homer]. be Yeah, some more than others.

[Audrey]. We learned because some union members showed us the way.

The only difference Yeahbetween us permitsthers.

and being a full union member-

TConfidence? Logic? YReason? Basic humanity?ers.

Length of their pubes?

Yes. No, it's not about pubes.

Taser, you don't get it.

The company wants us to fight each other, okay?

Ta Don't you get that?t.

That's by design.

She's right.

You guys come together for some insignificant sunspot

that you'll forget in about 20 minutes.

Imagine what the fuck could be done

if we just gave a shit about each other.

[Todd]. Yeah, she's got a point.

[crowd murmuring]

Yes, Roach?

I've been working casual for this place

for over six months and I got stitches in my bag.

[Steph] Sure did! - Twice.

[Taser]. [groans] Twice?

How do I get in the clubhouse if I'm not allowed up the tree?

What the fuck?

I think what Roach is trying to say here

is that he wants to be a full member,

but he doesn't know what the next steps are.

That's what I meant, yeah.

He needs a voice.

We all need someone to vouch for us.

He neTotally.ice.

Someone with a good reputation.

[Todd]. Absolutely.

[whisper] Todd, it's you, buddy.

Oh, fuck. Okay.

If you permits can get your shit together

and keep the fist fighting for special occasions,

as General Foreman, I will help out.

Alright, I'll throw in a word for the carps. Fuck.

Sorry, amigo, I was way outta line.

I haven't had my morning coffee and I'll,

I'll straighten everything out with a Roach cock.

All good.

Sorry for pulling your hair.

Sorry about your back.

Sick. - [Steph] Thatta boy, Backwoods.

Good job, Audrey.

You two, with me. Now.

That was fucking awesome.

[Backwoods]. Way to go, Auds!

That[mysterious music]me.

[Taser]. Oh, I can't believe they got you, buddy.

Let me wipe that for you.

Ah, Jimi.

So, what have we learned today?

Uh, like don't ever pie anyone unless they're in on the joke.

And like, uh, only if I'm in the union.

And?

Uh, oh, uh, uh, I should never listen to Dewey.

Excellent. And how about yourself?

UhI shouldn't strangleld people without their consent.

Mm, that's not what we discussed.

I shouldn't strangle anyone?

Am I keeping you wfrom something?d.

The eclipse.

Look, I, I thought I was something special.

Turns out I was just being a big, moody bitch.

Totally.

Listen, if you two can agree to behave and make better choices,

then we can just wrap this whole thing up.

Yeah. Uh, yes, Mom, ma'am. Miss.

Are you, are you single?

Yeah. Uh, yes, You have my word.

And like Scare-Jimi says,

Yeah. Uh, yes, "Come on, guys. Holy fuck!"

Okay, you three have a great day.

[Roach laughing]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Move, move, move, move!

Whoa. Hey, guys.

Clear, clear, clear, clear!

Oh, shit. We're late.

Here? Okay.

Ahh.

What?

That's it? What?

Your eyes stinging in the head?

Oh, fuck.

Watch out, man.

This is bullshit!

It's my birthday!

They're still stinging.

Taser? [chuckles]

Where'd you go, man?

Awesome.

W[Snax chittering]n?

What do you think, Snaxi-Boy?

Not bad, huh, bud?

Just make sure you have the beers and the painkillers

on ice.

I'll be by after work with some tools.

Conch issued?

For sure.

There we go. Thank you so much.

I could use a new grinder.

Todd left my old one out in the rain.

Kids always ruin your shit.

I'll score you one, e ouno problem.in.

See, that's what I miss right there, you know?

You go down to work, grab some free stuff,

hang out with the boys, huh?

Fuck.

I don't need a goddamn chicken coop.

Well, you wanna bring it all back?

Yeah, yeah. Let's get this shit outta here.

Well, you wanna bI don't want it.?

But no, wait, wait, wait.

I may wanna build something stupid next week.

Like a trellis or a garden bed or something.

That's what they don't prepare you for, Jimi,

when you hang up the gloves, it's the goddamn boredom, man.

I know you can't be a tradesman forever, but don't retire.

You know what you should do?

You should get like a part-time job as a business agent

down at one of the halls.

You should get like a part-time Fucking desk job? Fuck that.

You literally sat in the tool crib for thirty years, Jimi.

That's like 200 eclipses.

Next guy who mentions the fucking eclipse,

I'm gonna kick him in the nuts, I swear.

Well, it's over now anyway, so...

Don't, don't, don't say it.

Don't say eclipse? Eclipse. now a- Fuck.so...

Of course you want Don't, to say eclipse.ay it.

Why would I say eclipse if you fucking don't like eclipse?

Okay, the eclipse is now over.

Please return to your respective work.

Don't forget your glasses for the next one!

Please return to your Five for a buck.

Fifty cents!

PlAll right, this isr Medhi's handiwork.

Holy shit!

It's supposed to resemble the refinery.

Looks like smokestacks, most of the exhaust vents,

some other cute shit down here.

Looks like smokestacks, mosThat's pretty sweet.ts,

Might be a good way to help Jimi get into this hate parade

he's got going for me.

[Homer]. Good point.

I approve. Let's get it done.

Listen Todd, this is a lot of effort for a side project.

We're gonna have our hands full training all these newbies.

We'll figure it out. For Jimi.

There's a little money for Jimi's party.

Throw that in the hat.

Put your money away, Tase. - Okay.

This should cover the all-you-can-eat lobster rolls.

What? - Jesus Christ.

How many fucking pairs did you sell?

Question is, how many did I buy?

I got a little excited.

Stools? Come here.

So, Mr. GF, what's the plan?

You can tell Jenn,

the permittees are ready to join the union.

[Audrey]. Don't you get the feeling that Jenn doesn't want that?

That she wants things to stay the same?

Why would she wanna do that?

Unless she wants the permittees to be permanent.

What does that mean?

No more unions.

[quietly] Oh.

Sir, please, why don't you just let me give you the discount.

No, it's fine. I can wait.

I don't wanna get you in trouble.

Maybe we can order in.

You like shawarma?

It's fine, I guess.

Mmm, shawarma.

It's Shawarma?uess.

Shawarma.

Shawarma?

Shawarma.

[in funny voice] Shawarma.

Shawarma.

Chicken shawarma.

♪ I'm tired of waiting ♪

♪ I am tired of waiting ♪

♪ I'm tired of waiting ♪

♪ I a ♪ I am tired ♪ing ♪

♪ I'm tired of waiting ♪

♪ I am tired of waiting ♪

♪ I'm tired of waiting ♪

♪ I am tired ♪

♪ Of the long way down ♪

♪ The long way down ♪

♪ The long way down ♪ ♪

♪ The long way down, hey ♪

[alt-rock music]

["Tired Of Waiting" by The Trews]

[screaming]