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Original subtitles

(Male Announcer reads text on screen)

(Musical jingle)

So here is my lunchroom

where my crew recharges.

Ah...

Can we paint these walls?

It's giving me the ick.

Ick, yeah, copy.

IAlso, there is stench.

It smells like someone farted in an elevator.

II'm getting that too...

[sniffs] Oh, I've located the source of the stench

and, um, [clears throat] I'll take care of it.

Taser?

Janet, I go through a, a pair of week-

Taser, would you mind, Taser?

Just put your foot down.

Please put your boot back on, Taser.

Put your foot down Jand put your boot on!n.

Anything for you, lovely Janet.

Oh thank you, Nathaniel.

Jenn, what's with the cameras?

So every time, uh, Conch Industries

does something nice for a town,

we're gonna document it.

Isn't that right, Rachelle?

wYou got it, Ms. Conk.t.

So today's Career Day is perfect.

Before these teens end up on the street,

we're gonna show them a different path.

So how many teens do we have today? 300?

We're hosting a shop class from the local high school.

Eleven students. - Yeah?

Eleven? Fuck!

Eleven students. Well, hey. All right.

All the more reason to document this shit

and blast it on the Welinternet, right?t.

Um, so, guys, here's what I need from you.

I need you guys to say only nice things about the company and me.

[Homer] Yeah, you wish. - Are we being compensated?

Yeah. - Pizza.

Of course.

I can't pay my mortgage with pizza.

Come on. You look like a pepperoni guy.

And you look like you've never had a piece of pizza.

And you look like you've, you know your way around one.

Okay, these kids show up in 30 minutes,

so if you're gonna be filming,

we should get parental consent.

Not to mention, this goes against corporate policy.

I am the policy.

Trades Barbie, let's go.

We need you smiling on camera, okay?

So you must be the other Stool.

Yeah, how'd you know?

[Jenn giggling]

I read a lot of reports.

I have a lot of queer friends.

So I heard that you went MIA over some mental health issues.

Idea, why don't you grab that camera crew,

meet up for some of those teens,

show 'em a good time,

make 'em happier than pigs in shit,

and I will exempt you from the welfare check.

Ah, the wellness checks. - The wellness checks.

[Janet]. and And I, I believeu fro they're mandatory...

I'm in! - Okay, gosh.

I love you gays. - Yeah.

You are always so cooperative. - Fuck you.

Nakamura! Nakamura!

Hi. You and me in five minutes in front of the camera, okay?

Comprende? Arigato?

Mr. Roboto?

What's that? - Means you're welcome.

Ah, can you two keep an eye on whatever this is?

Fuck no.

We'll tag team.

Yay. Smelly, horny teens.

Hey, Janet, stop it! - No, I am doing it!

Are we talking to or to you or to the camera?

Oh, no, just straight down the barrel.

You know, right into the audience's hearts.

We need to take our future generations seriously.

Who's gonna replace the old guys when they die?

Or retire?

The idea is to increase enrollment at the colleges.

Well, it's not rocket science.

Anyone can do it.

No, it's incredibly hard.

That's why unions exist.

They ensure that people are expertly trained.

Well, some of us are Tborn ready, Nakamura.t.

They ensure that people [giggles] Look around.

I see myself leading the charge along the lines of AOC,

Malala, Kamala.

I see myself leading the charge All the 'lalas. of AOC,

Oh, you address them by their first names, you friends?

We're in a group chat.

The Pussy Posse.

Tell me, what do you do at Conch Industries?

Well, I started as assistant manager to our founder,

Charles Conch. - Daddy!

Well, I got my MBA, uh, graduated top of my class,

became assistant manager, site manager,

jumped around the country.

I worked my way up,

and now I report to Jenn, CEO.

Wow, what an incredible journey.

And Jenn, tell us what's your path to leadership been like?.

I was born a Conch.

What's your history with Conch?

Everyone I know is in the trades.

I'm a pipe-fitter.

Almost became site manager,

but got passed over,

which was a blessing in disguise.

Then I went to Pipeline for a bit,

which was fuckin' awesome, but...

Sorry, can I, can I swear?

Eh.

Thanks so much for agreeing to do this.

I'm contractually obligated to do this.

[Rachelle]. Okay, well, we're gonna be doing-

Um, I'm gonna speak, it's a little bit tricky,

[Rachelle]. but you're gonna look right down the barrel of the camera.

And why is that?

[Rachelle]. [whispers] Eyes there.

Eyes there?

What, are you trying to get a scan?

So how does this work? Wait, wait.

Are you in the surveillance business too? Huh?

[Rachelle]. No. More-moreso in the documentary space.

[chuckles] Oh yeah. No, no, that's, that's good.

It's a nice way to spin it.

[chuckles] Oh yeah. No, Sorry, down the barrel...

Right. - [Rachelle] There it is.

So I'm gonna talk, but you're gonna look there.

It's very tricky. Nope, there.

So I' There. talk, but you'r- Okay. look there.

[Rachelle] Camera. N- Okay.ere.

[Rachelle]. Nope, that's, those are my breasts.

Oh, yeah. - [Rachelle] That is the barrel.

Okay. - Breast, barrel.

Barrel. Not breast. - Got it! Fuck!

Yeah, there's like this, uh, smoking pit and it's sick.

And there's a vape lounge.

Am I, am I allowed to be like talking about this stuff?.

I'm, I'm like a permittee,

so I get away with a lot, you know.

[Rachelle]. What's it like working I'm, with permittees?tee,

Oh, it tripled my fuckin' workload.

I mean, half the guys that know what they're doing

are on suspension.

[sighs] This used to be a great place to work

until all these stoned fuckers showed up.

It's okay to say stoned?

[Rachelle]. Do you have any mistakes that you've made

that you'd like to share with us?

I heard there's gonna be 'za.

And now I'm GF after a guy got fired.

So pretty crazy times.

What's GF stand for?

It stands for General Foreman.

And are General Foreman lazy?

Lazy as a fuckin' river.

GFs are the backbone of this company.

If it wasn't for GFs, nothing would get done around here.

Somebody would probably be sleeping-

Bro. Oh shit.

Uh, hey, uh, we wanna bring some kids around the welding shop.

Can you do some tricks?

You know, like golden arm stuff,

Canbe all inspiring.ks?

Flattered, but Backwoods is better at that shit.

Get him to do a Canscaffolding demo.ks?

But Backwoods didn't even graduate high school.

[gasps] Oh, is this about?

[Rachelle]. Sorry, who are you talking about there?

Mr. Byrd.

Who's Mr. Byrd?

Blubber titties.

He called me blubber titties!

Made fun of my weight.

He ate my lunch 'cause he said I was fat.

I fuckin' hate that guy!

Yeah, screw that guy.

[Rachelle]. Okay.

Golden Arm is in the house!

Let's go, jugs!

Fuck me in the ass Goldwith a dragon fruit.se!

Sorry. - Let's go.

Thank you!

[Rachelle]. Good luck, blubber tits!

What the fuck?

Today you'll meet our best welder.

I call him Todd,

but his crew calls him Golden Arm.

Yeah, we do!

bWe also call hims h"Baby's Arm"...

[crowd chuckling]

bWe also call hims It's not that big.

Stickers? The fuck we in kindergarten?

[background chattering]

What the fuck? - Just shut up!

[Daina]. I can't have you guys walking off.

You have to stay with the class.

Toad, Todd.

Daina.

Well, uh, I didn't know you were gonna be a part of this.

Yeah, well, you-you look, you look good.

Thank you. You, uh-

Um, yeah, I know I'm a English teacher.

I'm just helping out with shop class,

so I just, it's kind of foreign to me.

You okay?

Um, yeah, no, I'm, I'm good. Just...

[Todd]. Oh, shit.

[Audrey]. Oh, hello, Mr. Byrd.

There you go.

[Audrey]. Oh, great. Thanks.d.

[Todd]. Seriously?

So I take it that you two know each other?

Yeah, unfortunately.

You okay?

[Audrey grunting]

[whispers] Not on camera. Fuck.

Well, he's here.

[Audrey squeaking]

[Todd]. Fuckin' guy.

I'm gonna need a minute.

[Jenn]. Our chief engineer, Medhi, is an absolute genius

With his flare tip technology,

he makes me a new Land Rover every hour.

[Leonard]. If I may,

engineering's also a very fulfilling career path.

Yeah, if you're a fuckin' nerd.

[Jenn]. That's enough.

Yeah[Janet].'re That's a red dot.

Who said that?

You? What's your name, son?

Steve.

All right, Steve.

What if I told you this nerd

has found a way to engineer his own body?

WhatYou see this watch? nerd

It protects my brainwaves from cancer

and tracks my erections while I sleep.

Do you know what erections are?

Do they still teach that? - [Steph] Everyone gets them.

Being an engineer is more than just buildings and bridges.

Come on. - Fuck off.

Being an engineer is more than It's about engineering you!

Do you wanna know the secret to being a productive beast?

Yeah.

Coffee enemas.

Okay. - I hoop it.

Oh god.

No, I-I-I'm already on my third.

[Medhi]. What?

We cannot encourage high school students

to inject caffeine into their rectums!

Don't they go to prom nowadays and,

tand shove vodkane tampons up their asses?

They do? - Mmhmm.

Does that actually work?

Oh, it works. You're still gonna fail a breathalyzer though.

Maybe high school would've been better

had I known about the vodka tampon thing.

Doubtful. [whispers] It burns.

What Medhi is trying to say is that- Whoa!

DoubtPursue your dreams.burns.

Biohack. Fuck the man! Biohack. Fuck the man!

[Rachelle]. Yes! Are you getting this?

Fuck the man! Biohack. Fuck the man!

Yeah! Biohack. Fuck the man! Biohack. Fuck the man!

Biohack. Fuck the man! Biohack.

I am not the man.

I am the man.

[Rachelle]. What's the strangest thing you've ever seen here?

Strangest thing I've ever seen is was

someone shitting in a bucket

Strangest thing I've and barfing at the same time.

[quietly] Was that me?

No. I would fuckin' tell you if it was you.

Okay. Phew.

[Rachelle]. Who can join the trades?

Anyone can join the trades.

Men, women, they-themers, Who multi-spirits.rades?

It's about the right person with the right attitude.

I mean, to me the workplace is bisexual.

I think that Todd is a great pick to educate the students.

And you need someone calm and polite to be a role model.

Motherfucker!

[Audrey]. Okay. Okay. It looks like Todd needs some time here.

So kids, we're gonna go over to heavy machinery

[Audrey]. Okay. Okay. It looks like while Golden Arm preps.re.

[chuckles] I bet you I could do this like 30 times.

We're still just setting up here,

but I'll let you know when we can roll.

Roach, are you hacking a dart?

That's a fire hazard, dipshit.

No, no, no. It's, it's just for comfort.

Like I got a, like an oral fixation.

Other day, I almost lost a nut 'cause of this screwdriver.

There's still blood on it.

Are you rolling? Guys, get it together.

We're on camera here.

Backwoods, come in. Where are you?

[Backwoods]. Right here, genius.

Children, gather around. Hurry up!

[claps] On the double.

CIt's the perfect timed. for me to show you

how to set up the old scaffold.

Audrey, pass me any tool, immediately.

A carb stone touch wrench.

See that? She handed it to me upside down.

If any of you did this on the side,

I'd kick you right off the scaffold

and kick you in the face.

[group laughing]

Anyways, it's the perfect time for me to tell you

how this little jobby, and this little lady here

had the opportunity to try to kill me,

put me six feet under

by dropping this almost right on my head.

Like that. - [Roach] Oh fuck!

[groans] Oh, nuts. [students gasping]

I nicked the old beanbag again.

[[Roach groaning]. [students gasping]

[Backwoods]. That there's ball blood!

[Audrey]. Can we, can we...

Hey, can we, can we cut?

This is going great.

Oh, I'm gonna be stuck doing fucking mental health checks

for an entire year.

Yeah, and Roach will never have kids.

Well, that's for fprobably the best.

That's true.

Hey, Auds, Auds!

Hey, my dad says everyone that works here

is a fucking waste of skin.

Yeah, well your daddy dearest has nine DUIs.

He was never convicted though.

Only 'cause he deep-throated the judge.

Right, Dylan? Yeah, yeah.

That's right, that's right. Come here, come here.

What are you doing?

My son and I, my son here, we have all the proof.

We've got all the proof. [Homer making gagging noises]

Okay, Homer, shouldn't you stop while you're marginally behind?

No, no, no.

The question we should all be asking is

why would the head honcho pick career day to document us?

I mean, what evidence do they need?

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

You told them to cut! She told you to cut!

You do not have permission to film in here!

And you know what? No.

YouWe do not consent toion giving our appearance.

We do not consent.

YouWe do [Todd].sent toion Okay, we're all set up.

We can start by getting-

Todd Stool was a student of mine.

That's why I thought you'd be the breast to speak with.

Todd Stool was a [students laughing]

Did you just?

Don't be ashamed that you wore a training bra to school.

[students laughing]

This kid's gonna have to borrow one from his sister too.

[Steve]. Junior bacon titties!

This kid's gonna have to borrow[students laughing]r too.

You're a jerk-off.

A jerk-off that can weld circles around you so fast

your turkey neck would firm up.

You really think you can weld better than me?

I get paid to do this.

You re[Steve].nk you can w Prove it then. me?

I get Weld-off. this.

[chants] Weld off, weld off, weld off, weld off, weld off!

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Why don't we let the students vote

on whoever has the Okay, best weldy thingy.okay.

Fine by me.

Game on, Byrd.

[Jenn]. Follow me, okay?

We doing this? Okay.

We prop this community up.

Without us, tumbleweeds.

Oh my gosh, Wlook at this sexy beast!.

WI wanna ride this one...

[Jenn laughing]

Half this town works here.

It's really hard for me, you know, to, um, imagine.

It's a burden for me

to imagine that everything I do affects that, you know?

What's this deal?

Oh, no, no, no, no, Ms. Conch.

Does she know how to turn that thing on?

God, I hope not.

To the moon! Houston, we have a problem.

[Jenn laughing hysterically] [machine horn beeping]

Janet, get your ass up here.

[JennYeah, yeah, I wascally] [macjust about to.ing]

Oh, careful, Ms. Conch.

We wouldn't want anything to happen to ya.

Wow, okay!

I own this.

That's me.

Boop, boop. I own that too.

And you. I own you. [laughs]

I own you. Boop,- [laughs] Yeah!t too.

Tell me, what do you really think

of those very strict union rules?

TellBrutal.at do you - Yeah.think

Don't you just love being able to do what you want,

you know, when you wanna do it as a permittee?

Yeah, yeah! - Oh, he just bagged himself.

Oh, I don't know what that means,

but it sounds wild.

Oh, it hurt. [chuckles]

What exactly is the purpose of this video again?

Um, it's for the people, by the people,

for the people to make Conch great again.

Okay, whatever you want.

As long as I don't have to do my wellness checks, right?

Ah, well...

[Todd]. Welding,

insulation,

iron works,

boilers, electrical, [students laughing]

wherever you start is a gateway.

It'll put you on a job site

and you learn from the people you work with.

Young, old, guys and gals who've travelled the world.

I know what you're doing back there.

See, titty-twister here is what we call a generalist.

Don't touch me and don't call me that.

Wankers like this get put in management positions

to satisfy their control issues.

[Todd]. Is that right?

[Mr. Byrd]. You botched your welds in high school

and I bet you're laying dog turds all over this place.

[Todd]. You're such an asshole.

and I bet you're laying dog turds all oHey!this place.

How in the hell do they Ystill let you teach?e.

And let's let the welding do the talking.

Shit Byrd.

[Mr. Byrd]. Let's go, pal.

[Todd] Let's get it on. - Let's do it.

You're going down.

On your mama. - On me.

[students cheering]

Okay kids, we need goggles on, visors down.

And nobody is going down on anyone on my watch.

[upbeat rock music]

[Todd]. Alright, fire it up.

You suck, Todd!

Would you please shut up!

[Daina]. You two need to stop it.

[rock music continues]

Kick his ass, Byrd!

Let's go, Todd!

What the fuck is wrong with you? - Fuck off.

Hey guys, stop it.

There are men melting things with blazers.

[Todd]. That weld couldn't hold a fart in a bathtub!

You have to grind it out!

[Mr. Byrd]. I'll weld circles around you like a lop in the piss pot.

Let's go, Byrd!

[rock music continues] [background chattering]

You know that shot of me holding the wrench?

Can you guys put me on top of a big, impressive tower?

YIt actually doesn'tf me work like that.nch?

Can you guys put me on top of aOh, no, no, no, no.wer?

I'm gonna, I'm gonna pay you double.

Just put me on top of that big tower with a hard hat,

and then if you could Photoshop a tan on me,

J so it looks like I justt big got back from Tampa.t,

And, uh, could you do something about the kids' language?

Edit it, um, so that instead of saying shit,

And, uh, could you do something ab they're saying shoot.?

Instead of fuck, it's fudge.

And, So I think we got somehing ab pretty great footage.?

Inof the kids and workers.e.

Nice. - Yeah.

Okay, well, we're gonna sprinkle it here and there.

Maybe do like a fade in and a fade out.

Wow. Okay.

Did you happen to run into that Italian guy with the limp?

Jimi?

Do you know he came right up to me and he said, "You know what?

"Today was possibly the best day I have had at work

"in forty years."

I think Jimi was being sarcastic.

Can we change his tone in editing?

Uh...

CSo the day wents pretty great, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we're gonna upload the whole thing to the website.

Oh, that reminds me. - Cool.

I wanna do like a holiday remix.

Have you guys heard. of the Jingle Cats?

They do really nice scores.

I happen to know their manager

who's a close personal friend of mine.

Oh, can you believe how many great ideas

come from one person?

Great. So, about getting rid of those wellness checks.

[Jenn]. come f Oh, yeah.rson?

You're gonna have to do it.

Unless you didn't have mental health issues.

Of course, if you didn't Yhave mental health issues,

then your leave would be processed as vacation

Of course, if you didn't Yand you'd owe it all back.

then your leave would bI was mental, batshit.n

She was fuckin' loco.

Coo-coo in the coconut.

And you did just slash the wellness budget last week,

Ms. Conch, so.

Oh yeah. Okay.

So no mental health checks.

- Oh yeYes! - Okay.

Um, also no pizza.

Right, um, I did get hungry about an hour ago.

They're right there. There they are!

Oh! Janet, you're killing me, girl!

I thought we were paying them with pizza.

We also need to authorize that stuff.

You guys got that part up with the wellness checks, right?

[Rachelle]. Yes, we got it.

Awesome!

I trust you know how to use one of these?

I have my own, noodle dick.

Of course you do.

I haveWhere you going?dick.

Oh, nerves kicking in.

No, I just gotta piss.

[Mr. Byrd]. Oh Yeah, sure you do...

Watch this doofus.

Can you help tally the votes?

Yeah, I'd love to.

And, um, just great job out there.

YeahThank you. to.

[metal clattering]

There's a cart right there.

Yeah, I saw that.

[Mr. Byrd]. Th Nice going, Golden Arm!.

[Byrd laughing]

Oh shit, I can wait.

You're good. This is your workplace.

Okay, thanks.

You having fun today?

Yeah, it gets me outta school.

Um, I failed shop class last year, so.

Byrd failed me the first time too.

Son of a bitch.

I think it's cool, what you and my dad do.

Your dad is a great tradesman.

[Dylan]. When he's focused.

I want to learn how to weld.

Can you teach me?

What about Byrd?

Come on, that guy is full of shit.

He's got nothing on you.

Agreed.

You have quite the bladder on ya, kid.

I haven't gone yet.

Just stage fright.

What took you so long? We're tallying the votes.

Oh. We were in the bathroom.

What took you so long? WHe's a really good kid...

Get my number from your dad and we'll set something up, okay?

We should probably cut that out.

Well, looks like we've got ourselves a tie.

I really wasn't expecting that.

What? - How?

Recount it.

Seriously, it's gotta be rigged.

Well wait, I didn't get to vote.

Dylan, remember who grades your final exam.

Remember who's gonna teach you how to weld.

[Mr. Byrd]. Yeah, me, dipshit.

[student]. What the fuck? What is this guy doing?

Yeah, um, I think Todd's welds are better.

[student]. Yeah they are!? What is - Yes!uy doing?

And you're the reason your parents got divorced.

[student]. Yeah they are!? WhatThat's my bro.oing?

And you're the reason your paThat's him.ivorced.

Fuck, yeah!

So sorry. Sorry.

If I were younger Stool, I'd fucking tune you up.

And I didn't take my meds.

These kids don't know shit!

There's a pop quiz in your future.

[students] What? - This is bullshit.

Aw, not before pizza!

Okay. - Oh, it felt good.

That was so cool.

My brother's always told me about the Golden Rodd.

Oh, the Golden Rodd, that-that's my dad.

I'm the Golden Arm.

Oh. Can I touch it?

By it, you mean?

Your, your arm.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's really hard.

Did you want pizza or anything?

[Audrey]. Don't worry, guys.

There's enough for everyone.

[Audrey]. Fucking monsters!s.

Todd killed and Byrd looked like a hunk of shit.

Hope he loses a finger in a lathe.

[Todd]. Well, remind me not to piss you off.

Don't be an asshole.

Yep, don't be an asshole.

You never know who's gonna be your boss one day.

Or kick your ass in a welding competition.

Yeah, you did.

Junior bacon titties for the win!

It's better than lopsided titties.

Fuck you! That was a bra malfunction.

This is so great, but let's get back on track.

I want you to tell me if you have any final career advice

for students.

You don't need to listen to your guidance counsellor

or your parents.

I mean, don't go 50K in debt for a piece of paper.

Work with your hands.

You could join a trade,

and own home by the age of 22.

And it doesn't Yomatter who you are, e,

as long as you're not an ass-bag,

I'd be glad to work alongside ya.

What he said.

[Medhi]. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your mom is gonna love this.

Oh, your grandfather. Is he regular?

It's a delicious blend.

This doesn't feel right, Medhi.

What are you talking about?

They're gonna post it on their social media

Wand give my brand a boost.

It's weird, man.

I have kids, you don't.

Well, there's probably a little Medhi running around Ibiza.

You're using the magic of Medhi

Well, tto shove stuff up little - Medhi people's asses. - Ibiza.

You know, there are bigger problems

that your brain could solve.

You know, there are bLike what?lems

[Leonard]. What about the air we all breathe?

The water we drink?

Your brain is bigger than butt coffee.

[Dylan]. Whoa.

Did you just say the coffee goes in your butt?

I'm out! - Hey.

Nothing's going up our butt. - Oh, kids. Come on!

I'm out! Come on! Remember?

Biohack. Fuck the man! Bi-

See? This is a lawsuit waiting to fuckin' happen!

BSee you tomorrow, Medhi.-

[Steph]. Chelsea, we appreciate you coming in so early.

Mmhmm.

This is early for you?

No.

Steph and I got the camera guy to give us his footage.

And then after a couple of beers,

we got a little creative with the editing.

What did you do?

Well, you told us to keep an eye on her.

We did one fuckin' better.

Well, you told us to ke[soft 80s music].

Boom.

Oh yes, yes.

Janet? Janet?

[Janet]. Through the glass I can't hear.

- The hat is good. - Yeah.

[Janet]. Through the glass I need you.r.

Very pretty. - What?

Oh. [giggles]

Hey. - Hi.

[Jenn]. What are you doing?

Ready for my next instruction.

Okay, I don't need you standing outside the bathroom.

This reminds me of my ex-husband.

This is my current boyfriend.

Janet, why do you always have to one up me?

I'm trying to relate.

You know, a confident person doesn't feel the need

to constantly brag like that.

You're so right.

I should understate toeverything the way you do...

Just gimme some space.

You're Jack.

The boat movie, right?

Yeah, that's it, Rachelle.

Oh. Oh.

Can you fan me?

You be the wind.

Okay, yeah.

[giggling] Isn't that fun?

[laughing]

Aahhhhhh! That's plenty.

[everyone laughing]

Oh, what a dumb Conch.

[woman screaming]

♪ What's troubling Dana,

♪ Well I know [ she ain't happy

♪ Daddy's little princess has a lot that she's not telling

♪ Well I know ♪ I'm walking on eggshells

♪ Over a mountain made out of molehills

♪ And she don't care, ♪ and she don't care, ells

♪ And she don't care, at all ♪

[rhythmic alt-rock music]

♪

Oh, ah!

♪ She's got a frown where her mouth should be

♪ Opens it up and she's outraged at all the Japanese

♪ I'm running for cover over a mountain made out of molehills

♪ And she don't care, and she don't care,

♪ And she don't care, at all ♪

♪ And she don't care, [rhythmic alt-rock music]

♪ And she don't care, at ♪all ♪

♪ I won't be climbing them today ♪

♪ The walls I've found ♪

♪ They'll be here for another day ♪

♪ The walls I've found ♪

♪ I won't be climbing them today ♪

♪ The walls I've found ♪

[screaming]

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