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--== McEphie ==--
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Anselmo?
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Anselmo?
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Wait, wait!
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Who even is Anselmo?
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My name is Johnny.
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You keep saying Anselmo!
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Wait, wait,
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Here, your cellphone!
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Don't leave your phone on the bed!
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Ugh, it hurts...
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Wow Mani OST
Performed by: Pio Balbuena, Janno Gibbs
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Sorry about that,
I was on a phone call.
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Okay.
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- Hello. How are you guys?
- Hi, sir.
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We're fine.
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Um...
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Are you the applicants?
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- Yes, sir.
- Yes.
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And you, sir,
what are you applying for?
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Driver, sir.
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Do you have any experience
as a driver?
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Yes, I used to be a driver.
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Good, good. Very good.
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And you, miss...
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I'm going to apply
as a babysitter.
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Okay.
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Do you have any experience
with children?
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Yes, sir.
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I used to be a child.
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What was that, love?
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You cheated on me ten times?
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Yes, because...
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Remember when you were sick?
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We didn't have money
for your operation.
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So, I had sex with the doctor.
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See? Your operation was free!
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You did that for me?
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Of course. I love you.
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What about the second time?
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You were promoted at work, right?
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Mhm!
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I had sex with your boss,
so you'd get promoted!
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That's how much I love you.
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Really?
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You did that for me?
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Of course.
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I should be the one
who's ashamed...
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But thank you.
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But...
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what about the other eight times?
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Last time, you won against
eight professional golfers.
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I won against them.
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But you don't know how to play golf.
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That's right.
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How did I win against them?
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There you go.
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They all got
a hole-in-one in me!
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[girls laughing and chattering]
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Hey, look. His zipper is open.
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That's right.
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I can't tell him,
he might feel embarrassed.
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No, I'll do it.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Yes, miss?
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Your barangay hall is open.
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Look.
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Is that so?
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Do you want to see
how the captain gets angry?
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Ah...
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Uh, are you talking
about the small captain?
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Oh, my. He's so
small and so brave.
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Oh, mine is open too...
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Pedro.
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Gimo.
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Our beloved queen
is so beautiful, huh?
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You're right, Antonio.
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The king is so lucky.
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The queen is so beautiful.
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You know what?
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Gimo. Antonio.
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Don't tell anybody, okay?
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But I fantasize about her every night.
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And me...
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I always watch her take a bath.
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Oh, my.
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You two are unbelievable!
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You're not paying respect
to our beloved queen!
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What about the king?
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You don't respect him either!
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You two are embarrassing!
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Beloved King...
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- My Queen...
- My King...
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What is this you put on me?
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That's a Chastity Belt.
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That's for your safety, my beloved queen.
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If there's anybody
who tries to touch you,
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I'm sure, their manhood
will be cut.
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Men!
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Yes, our beloved King?
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Yes, our beloved King?
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All three of you.
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You three are my closest friends.
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I'm going to go to war.
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And I will leave my beloved Queen
to your capable hands.
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Is that clear?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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I'm ready to give money to whoever
is going to be loyal among you three.
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However, there will be a punishment
if my beloved Queen gets hurt.
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Is that clear?
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Pedro!
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Gimo!
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Antonio!
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We understand, your Highness.
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Yes, our beloved King.
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- My Queen.
- My beloved King...
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I'm going to leave now.
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- Take care, my King.
- Wish me luck.
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- Yuck!
- Ugh!
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What the hell...
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- What? Did you say something?
- No, King.
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My Queen...
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I will be leaving now.
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Don't leave me, my King!
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Did you hear that?
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We have to protect the queen.
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Antonio. Pedro.
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The beloved King is there.
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- Where?
- Over there!
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Where is the King?
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- My beloved Queen!
- What?
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I won the war!
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You're amazing, my beloved King!
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I missed you so much!
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Now, you three!
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We'll see if you did
as you were told!
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Pedro.
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I want to see your manhood!
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Huh?
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It's been cut off!
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You traitor!
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Berdugo!
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- Your Highness!
- Cut his head off!
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Yes!
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Your Highness! I wasn't
able to control myself!
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[scoffs]
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Gimo!
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Move forward.
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I want to see your manhood!
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Right now!
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Are you sure, your Highness?
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Yes!
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Okay...
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Huh?
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It's been cut off too!
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You're also a traitor!
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You cannot be trusted!
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Berdugo!
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Your Highness!
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Cut his head off!
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Yes!
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I'm sorry, my King!
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[yelling]
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Antonio!
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Move forward.
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I also want to see...
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your manhood!
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Right now!
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[gasps]
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It's still there!
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Amazing!
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Antonio, you impress me.
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Because of that...
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I will give you a prize!
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I will make you my right hand!
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And because of that, do you want
to say anything?
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[mumbling]
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Ma'am?
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I want to ask you something.
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Can I go home now?
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What? It's not time
to go home yet!
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Why do you want to go home?
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Because I really want
to take my wife's panties off.
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Is that so?
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Why? Can't take it anymore?
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It's not that.
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It's tight!
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My balls are being crushed!
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Hi! I'm Angeline from Wow Mani.
What's your name, sir?
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Jeffrey Nadera.
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Noel.
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RJ.
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Chito.
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I'm Francis.
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This is your first question.
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What can you do at night that
you can't do in the morning?
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What can you do at night that
you can't do in the morning?
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Jogging!
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Sleeping!
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- Assignment.
- What?
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Assignment.
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Sleeping!
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Sleeping!
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Open your eyes.
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- Staying up late.
- Oh, okay.
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Oh, I didn't think of that.
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Hello and welcome to
the best show on earth!
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Battle of the Braless!
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Of course, Battle of the Braless
is brought to you by Playtime!
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The fastest growing
online gaming platform.
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I am Janno Depp, your host.
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I won't prolong it any further,
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I will introduce the two universities
that will be competing today!
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Let's start with Music and
Arts of Romantic School, or MARS.
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Come in!
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- Hi!
- Hi, MARS!
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Okay.
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And their opponent is from the...
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Very Enchanting National University
of Sweethearts, or VENUS.
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Come on in!
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Hello! You're so handsome
in person!
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She's the winner!
The game is over!
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- Oh...
- No, I'm just kidding!
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- Okay.
- Oh, how biased!
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- Oh man, the host is biased.
- Well, they called me handsome!
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Okay. Did you girls
prepare your cheers?
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- Yes, we do!
- Yeah!
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Who will go first?
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- Mars, go first!
- Okay, let's go!
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- Our cheer is on par with UAAP!
- Wow! High expectations!
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One, two, three, go!
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M-M-M.
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A.
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R.
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S.
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Go MARS!
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Wow! So good!
You practiced a lot!
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[girls laughing]
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I expected something, you know.
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See? We were really great!
We got you speechless!
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We practiced that, you know!
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- Show them how it's done!
- Okay, come on!
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One, two, three, go!
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V-E-N-U-S!
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- V-E-N-U-S!
- Show off!
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VENUS!
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- There we go!
- Woohoo!
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- They even did this!
- Okay!
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I'll explain the mechanics of our game.
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Of course, we have three rounds.
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Easy, difficult, and final round.
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And at the end of each round, whoever has
the lowest score will have a consequence.
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But you will be the one to choose.
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So don't be afraid.
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- Okay? Are you ready?
- Okay!
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- Are you ready?
- Yes!
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Okay, okay! Before we start,
test your buzzers, please.
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- MARS?
- VENUS?
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Okay, let's go.
Let's do this.
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Are you ready?
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Yes, we're ready.
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For our easy round, the category is Music
and Relationship Counseling combined.
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The question is...
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Andrew E said...
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Hi, bro!
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If you want to live a happy life,
look for a... blank.
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What is this blank?
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Yes!
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Someone to talk to?
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Look for someone to talk to?
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The song is about making you happy.
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- Yes!
- Money! Look for money!
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- Money!
- Money!
275
00:15:32.342 --> 00:15:34.909
Wait, what if there's no money?
276
00:15:34.928 --> 00:15:37.036
What will you look for
if there's no money?
277
00:15:37.449 --> 00:15:38.489
Oh!
278
00:15:38.514 --> 00:15:40.517
Look for someone you can
borrow money from!
279
00:15:41.375 --> 00:15:43.000
Wrong! Wrong!
280
00:15:44.708 --> 00:15:46.651
- Yes!
- Work?
281
00:15:46.676 --> 00:15:47.818
Look for a job?
282
00:15:47.902 --> 00:15:49.116
No. Okay.
283
00:15:49.141 --> 00:15:52.435
What we're looking for here
is the type of person
284
00:15:52.460 --> 00:15:55.912
who will make you happy
and it starts with the letter P.
285
00:15:56.448 --> 00:15:57.448
Yes!
286
00:15:57.473 --> 00:16:00.479
Papa. Look for a papa!
287
00:16:01.040 --> 00:16:05.578
What are you looking for in
a papa to make you happy?
288
00:16:06.276 --> 00:16:07.276
Handsome!
289
00:16:07.468 --> 00:16:09.669
- Handsome!
- Handsome!
290
00:16:09.694 --> 00:16:12.168
He's not handsome
but you'll still be happy.
291
00:16:12.194 --> 00:16:13.194
Ah!
292
00:16:13.426 --> 00:16:15.014
Look for someone funny!
293
00:16:17.049 --> 00:16:19.163
You're such a comedian.
It's wrong! Wrong!
294
00:16:19.537 --> 00:16:20.816
- Yes?
- Someone who likes singing!
295
00:16:20.841 --> 00:16:22.176
Look for someone who likes singing.
296
00:16:22.282 --> 00:16:23.282
No!
297
00:16:23.307 --> 00:16:24.637
Wrong!
298
00:16:24.858 --> 00:16:26.902
- Yes?
- Someone who likes noodles!
299
00:16:26.927 --> 00:16:29.436
Look for someone who likes noodles!
300
00:16:29.461 --> 00:16:31.539
What? What's that?
301
00:16:31.966 --> 00:16:33.959
They like treating you to noodles!
302
00:16:34.125 --> 00:16:35.852
- Wow!
- Right?
303
00:16:35.877 --> 00:16:37.445
These girls are going
to give me a heart attack.
304
00:16:37.470 --> 00:16:39.197
Okay. Clue. Clue again.
305
00:16:39.291 --> 00:16:42.483
With the way he looks,
you won't really like it.
306
00:16:42.508 --> 00:16:46.352
But because he's kind,
you'll find him attractive.
307
00:16:46.377 --> 00:16:47.772
- Ah!
- Yes!
308
00:16:47.797 --> 00:16:49.072
Priest? It's a priest!
309
00:16:49.097 --> 00:16:50.118
Look for a a priest!
310
00:16:50.353 --> 00:16:51.993
Will a priest even go for you?
311
00:16:52.018 --> 00:16:53.018
Of course!
312
00:16:53.049 --> 00:16:54.065
Ah!
313
00:16:54.090 --> 00:16:55.704
You're looking for someone
who easily triggered.
314
00:16:55.729 --> 00:16:57.590
Police. Look for the police!
315
00:16:58.063 --> 00:17:00.248
- Pulis Patola?
- That's wrong, that's wrong.
316
00:17:00.273 --> 00:17:03.045
This P I'm talking about
is not just for women,
317
00:17:03.070 --> 00:17:05.181
even men look for this!
318
00:17:05.987 --> 00:17:07.899
- Look for a pussy!
- Oh my god!
319
00:17:07.924 --> 00:17:08.973
Hey!
320
00:17:09.190 --> 00:17:11.403
- Why? What's wrong with that?
- My goodness.
321
00:17:12.464 --> 00:17:14.364
Wrong. You're all wrong.
322
00:17:15.411 --> 00:17:16.811
- Wrong.
- What is it?
323
00:17:16.836 --> 00:17:19.618
The missing lyric
we're looking for is...
324
00:17:19.871 --> 00:17:25.016
If you want to live a happy life,
look for a prostitute.
325
00:17:25.052 --> 00:17:29.238
- You were pretty close.
- Oh, you're right! It's O!
326
00:17:29.263 --> 00:17:32.161
- I was so close!
- The scores...
327
00:17:32.186 --> 00:17:34.299
VENUS, zero.
MARS, zero.
328
00:17:34.324 --> 00:17:35.906
- Yes!
- It's a tie!
329
00:17:35.931 --> 00:17:38.371
- Yes!
- It's a tie! It's a tie!
330
00:17:38.396 --> 00:17:39.631
They're happy with that.
331
00:17:39.926 --> 00:17:41.046
Miss Consequence.
332
00:17:41.071 --> 00:17:42.071
Enter.
333
00:17:42.817 --> 00:17:43.817
There she is.
334
00:17:43.891 --> 00:17:44.891
Yes.
335
00:17:55.913 --> 00:17:59.296
Okay, let's see
what they picked.
336
00:17:59.321 --> 00:18:01.560
Let's go first with...
337
00:18:01.585 --> 00:18:02.585
Let's see.
338
00:18:02.836 --> 00:18:03.836
Team VENUS.
339
00:18:04.022 --> 00:18:05.142
Okay. Team VENUS.
340
00:18:05.167 --> 00:18:06.847
Your choices are...
341
00:18:07.338 --> 00:18:08.693
You're going to the mall,
342
00:18:08.718 --> 00:18:13.211
and you're going to slide on the
escalator's handrail with no panties on.
343
00:18:13.236 --> 00:18:14.741
- Oh!
- Oh!
344
00:18:14.766 --> 00:18:16.339
- Oh, that'll hurt.
- I can't do that.
345
00:18:16.364 --> 00:18:19.251
- That's too hard for me.
- Or you will take your top off.
346
00:18:19.315 --> 00:18:20.315
That's easier.
347
00:18:20.407 --> 00:18:23.177
- We'll take our top off.
- That's what they chose.
348
00:18:23.202 --> 00:18:28.852
Team MARS, your choices are
you will join the firefighters
349
00:18:28.877 --> 00:18:30.598
to put out some fires,
350
00:18:30.622 --> 00:18:34.113
but you will not use water,
you will just blow on it instead.
351
00:18:34.994 --> 00:18:35.994
Like that.
352
00:18:36.019 --> 00:18:38.616
- Oh no.
- Or, you will take your top off.
353
00:18:39.148 --> 00:18:41.713
- We will remove our top off.
- We are not good at blowing.
354
00:18:41.738 --> 00:18:42.936
Okay, that's what they chose.
355
00:18:42.961 --> 00:18:45.105
- We will remove our top.
- Please take it off.
356
00:18:45.142 --> 00:18:46.482
There's no pressure here.
357
00:18:46.507 --> 00:18:49.217
They're the ones
who chose that consequence.
358
00:18:49.271 --> 00:18:50.517
Sliding on the handrail
will hurt a lot.
359
00:18:50.541 --> 00:18:51.683
This is much better.
360
00:18:56.550 --> 00:19:00.399
Okay. That's where
our easy round ends.
361
00:19:00.426 --> 00:19:04.006
We will be back with
the difficult round.
362
00:19:04.031 --> 00:19:07.911
Right here on Battle of the Braless!
363
00:19:07.936 --> 00:19:10.106
- Woo!
- Yay!
364
00:19:20.377 --> 00:19:24.738
Mars, you know my baby,
he's already 24 months old.
365
00:19:24.858 --> 00:19:27.471
Really? How old is he?
366
00:19:27.843 --> 00:19:30.610
Mars, he's two years old.
367
00:19:31.036 --> 00:19:36.004
Mars, didn't you know that when the baby
is 24 months old, he's two years old.
368
00:19:36.076 --> 00:19:37.937
You're a little slow, Mars.
369
00:19:38.426 --> 00:19:39.646
You're the one who's dumb!
370
00:19:40.165 --> 00:19:41.764
How would I know?
371
00:19:41.850 --> 00:19:43.550
I haven't had a baby yet.
372
00:19:44.093 --> 00:19:45.146
Geez...
373
00:19:45.171 --> 00:19:46.312
You're so judgmental.
374
00:19:46.546 --> 00:19:47.826
She has a point.
375
00:19:48.973 --> 00:19:50.026
True...
376
00:19:50.300 --> 00:19:55.120
And welcome back
to Battle of the Braless!
377
00:19:56.640 --> 00:19:58.756
Let's move on to the difficult round.
378
00:19:58.781 --> 00:20:01.349
We're going to make it hard for you, girls.
379
00:20:01.447 --> 00:20:03.134
So be ready, okay?
380
00:20:03.214 --> 00:20:10.216
For this round, your category is
Botany and Cultural Heritage Combined.
381
00:20:10.241 --> 00:20:11.935
So easy. That's so easy.
382
00:20:11.960 --> 00:20:16.541
The question is
Our national fruit is... blank?
383
00:20:16.993 --> 00:20:19.387
It starts with the letter M.
384
00:20:19.420 --> 00:20:20.432
M?
385
00:20:20.456 --> 00:20:24.124
Sometimes, even just by
seeing it, I start drooling.
386
00:20:24.149 --> 00:20:25.736
What is this M?
387
00:20:26.894 --> 00:20:27.894
Peanut.
388
00:20:28.224 --> 00:20:29.402
My Peanut.
389
00:20:31.436 --> 00:20:34.302
Well, yes, but that's not
the answer we're looking for.
390
00:20:34.327 --> 00:20:36.451
Sometimes, it's also yellow.
391
00:20:36.476 --> 00:20:37.794
- Yellow?
- Yes!
392
00:20:37.819 --> 00:20:39.940
- Corn.
- Corn? It has no hair.
393
00:20:41.213 --> 00:20:44.834
-Deshelled peanuts.
- Ah, does... that even exist?
394
00:20:44.859 --> 00:20:49.436
Sometimes, you like chewing
on it because it's crispy.
395
00:20:50.160 --> 00:20:51.218
Apple .
396
00:20:51.291 --> 00:20:55.692
Actually, it's sour.
397
00:20:56.276 --> 00:20:57.276
Yes?
398
00:20:57.301 --> 00:20:58.809
Unripe apple.
399
00:21:00.157 --> 00:21:04.592
In English, it's called mango.
400
00:21:04.617 --> 00:21:07.549
- Okay? Mango... that's easy.
- Mango!
401
00:21:07.574 --> 00:21:08.925
What is this M?
402
00:21:09.046 --> 00:21:10.471
What's it called again...
403
00:21:10.671 --> 00:21:11.671
Mangosteen?
404
00:21:11.696 --> 00:21:13.881
- Go.
- Mangosteen!
405
00:21:14.442 --> 00:21:16.157
I already said mango...
406
00:21:16.364 --> 00:21:17.430
Here's another clue.
407
00:21:17.755 --> 00:21:19.035
I swear if you don't get this...
408
00:21:20.279 --> 00:21:21.433
Sorry, sorry.
409
00:21:21.588 --> 00:21:23.588
If you still won't get this...
410
00:21:24.431 --> 00:21:27.611
The fruit we're looking for is...
411
00:21:29.046 --> 00:21:40.066
Has the letters M, A, N,
two Gs, and one A.
412
00:21:40.091 --> 00:21:41.546
What is this?
413
00:21:41.571 --> 00:21:42.571
Yes?
414
00:21:43.911 --> 00:21:46.506
- M-A-N-G-G-A?
- Yes?
415
00:21:46.537 --> 00:21:50.025
- Malunggay! Malunggay!
- Are you kidding me?
416
00:21:50.956 --> 00:21:52.464
But I'm right!
417
00:21:53.503 --> 00:21:55.701
- So dumb! M-A-N-G-G-A?
- Miss Consequence, enter!
418
00:21:55.726 --> 00:21:56.726
Geez!
419
00:21:57.445 --> 00:21:59.287
- What is this?
- Damn it!
420
00:22:00.091 --> 00:22:02.531
- I would've gotten it right.
- I'm trying my best!
421
00:22:02.991 --> 00:22:04.799
I thought it's supposed
to be a fruit.
422
00:22:07.440 --> 00:22:09.951
Please come back,
the game is not over yet.
423
00:22:10.087 --> 00:22:13.401
- It's not over yet.
- I already spelled it.
424
00:22:13.815 --> 00:22:15.742
- What is this?
- I thought it's fruit,
425
00:22:15.767 --> 00:22:19.056
- why did you say a vegetable?
- There's M-A-N-G-G-A!
426
00:22:19.081 --> 00:22:20.171
Isn't it?
427
00:22:20.196 --> 00:22:21.224
No!
428
00:22:21.248 --> 00:22:23.912
Okay, the answer
we're looking for is...
429
00:22:24.341 --> 00:22:25.910
Swindler.
430
00:22:25.935 --> 00:22:27.742
- Oh, really?
- Okay? Okay?
431
00:22:27.767 --> 00:22:29.483
- That's new.
- How is that a fruit?
432
00:22:29.508 --> 00:22:30.536
That's new.
433
00:22:30.561 --> 00:22:32.021
- It's good.
- Oh, okay.
434
00:22:32.046 --> 00:22:33.370
I guess it's new...
435
00:22:33.670 --> 00:22:34.670
Okay.
436
00:22:34.857 --> 00:22:37.603
Uh, who first?
437
00:22:37.914 --> 00:22:38.914
MARS!
438
00:22:39.822 --> 00:22:41.669
- Mars?
- Yes?
439
00:22:41.694 --> 00:22:44.261
Answer me, okay?
440
00:22:44.634 --> 00:22:46.254
Here are your choices...
441
00:22:46.598 --> 00:22:49.538
You will be the
target in archery,
442
00:22:49.563 --> 00:22:54.954
but instead of them trying to
shoot the apple on your head,
443
00:22:54.979 --> 00:22:57.799
there will be an aratilis
on your head.
444
00:22:58.181 --> 00:23:01.038
Or, you will take your skirt off.
445
00:23:01.761 --> 00:23:02.761
Skirt.
446
00:23:03.396 --> 00:23:06.691
- The first one seems dangerous.
- We're take our skirt off.
447
00:23:06.716 --> 00:23:10.276
VENUS, your choices are...
448
00:23:10.301 --> 00:23:13.762
You two will hit each other
with something like a throw pillow,
449
00:23:13.787 --> 00:23:18.108
but instead of a pillow,
you will use a cactus.
450
00:23:18.926 --> 00:23:21.546
Or, you will take your skirt off.
451
00:23:21.571 --> 00:23:22.578
Oh, my God.
452
00:23:22.603 --> 00:23:25.726
- I don't want to get hurt.
- We'll take our skirt off.
453
00:23:25.751 --> 00:23:27.566
They will both take their skirts off!
454
00:23:28.029 --> 00:23:29.549
- We'll get nak--
- Oh my!
455
00:23:29.574 --> 00:23:30.649
You guys are fast!
456
00:23:30.674 --> 00:23:33.555
- Okay, okay.
- We're excited, okay?
457
00:23:33.986 --> 00:23:36.299
- These two girls are fast!
- The two new fruits!
458
00:23:36.399 --> 00:23:41.584
We did not force them
to choose that option.
459
00:23:43.222 --> 00:23:45.362
Thank you! When we come back,
460
00:23:45.387 --> 00:23:48.274
this is the most awaited round...
461
00:23:48.299 --> 00:23:49.356
The final round,
462
00:23:49.394 --> 00:23:52.829
here on Battle of the Braless!
463
00:23:52.854 --> 00:23:54.363
Yay!
464
00:23:57.791 --> 00:24:01.051
You know girls, I pity my grandpa.
465
00:24:01.076 --> 00:24:02.829
Why? What's wrong?
466
00:24:02.901 --> 00:24:04.617
Because he's already 70 years old...
467
00:24:04.679 --> 00:24:06.355
- Okay.
- Every morning, at 8 AM,
468
00:24:06.379 --> 00:24:10.677
he wants to pee, but he can't.
469
00:24:11.332 --> 00:24:14.717
Oh no, my grandpa is more pitiful.
470
00:24:14.742 --> 00:24:15.742
Oh?
471
00:24:16.166 --> 00:24:22.751
He's already 80 years old, every morning
at 8 AM, he wants to poop,
472
00:24:23.078 --> 00:24:24.718
but he can't.
473
00:24:25.790 --> 00:24:27.313
What's wrong with you?
474
00:24:27.826 --> 00:24:30.442
Your problem with your
grandfather is so light.
475
00:24:30.467 --> 00:24:31.482
Huh?
476
00:24:31.599 --> 00:24:35.483
Because my grandfather
is already 95 years old.
477
00:24:35.806 --> 00:24:38.726
Every morning at 8 AM,
478
00:24:38.751 --> 00:24:41.986
he has already peed and pooped.
479
00:24:42.133 --> 00:24:44.313
Oh, what's the problem with that?
480
00:24:44.599 --> 00:24:46.723
Well, he wakes up at 9 AM!
481
00:24:51.493 --> 00:24:54.048
My friends, though this is
against my will,
482
00:24:54.078 --> 00:24:57.142
we're back for the final round
of Battle of the Braless!
483
00:24:57.167 --> 00:24:59.189
- Woohoo!
- Yay!
484
00:25:00.278 --> 00:25:01.869
Okay, alright.
485
00:25:01.893 --> 00:25:03.836
Okay, are you guys ready?
486
00:25:03.861 --> 00:25:05.788
- Yes, we are!
- We're ready!
487
00:25:05.813 --> 00:25:09.195
This is our final round.
488
00:25:11.532 --> 00:25:12.972
Wait... Oh, sorry.
489
00:25:12.997 --> 00:25:13.997
Okay.
490
00:25:14.538 --> 00:25:16.895
This is our final round.
491
00:25:16.920 --> 00:25:20.077
- Are you ready, girls?
- Yes, we are!
492
00:25:20.102 --> 00:25:22.569
Okay, your category is...
493
00:25:22.689 --> 00:25:26.501
Pet Care Management,
Gender and Intimacy Combined.
494
00:25:27.401 --> 00:25:33.448
The animal that is considered
man's best friend is... blank.
495
00:25:33.636 --> 00:25:36.978
And it starts with the letter D.
496
00:25:37.656 --> 00:25:39.249
- Yes!
- Donald.
497
00:25:40.112 --> 00:25:41.644
I said it's an animal.
498
00:25:41.921 --> 00:25:42.921
Duck.
499
00:25:43.290 --> 00:25:44.290
Donald Duck.
500
00:25:45.516 --> 00:25:47.518
You have a point,
but no, that's not it.
501
00:25:47.543 --> 00:25:50.650
We often see it in the street.
502
00:25:50.675 --> 00:25:51.770
- Oh!
- Yes!
503
00:25:51.795 --> 00:25:53.195
- Rat?
- Rat!
504
00:25:53.216 --> 00:25:55.055
- It's roaming around the streets!
- It's bigger than a rat!
505
00:25:55.080 --> 00:25:56.613
- Ah!
- Yes?
506
00:25:56.638 --> 00:25:59.043
- Dinosaur!
- That's too big!
507
00:25:59.943 --> 00:26:01.863
- Here's another clue.
- That's what you said.
508
00:26:01.888 --> 00:26:03.297
This one lives with us.
509
00:26:03.362 --> 00:26:05.954
It has canines and a tail!
510
00:26:06.335 --> 00:26:07.570
- Yes!
- Demon!
511
00:26:07.595 --> 00:26:09.176
- What?
- Why is it a demon?
512
00:26:09.201 --> 00:26:11.791
No, that's what my mom
always tells my dad!
513
00:26:11.927 --> 00:26:15.061
You demon! You animal!
Why are you here?
514
00:26:15.798 --> 00:26:17.591
- You asshole!
- Wow.
515
00:26:17.638 --> 00:26:18.938
- Oh, right!
- You win.
516
00:26:18.963 --> 00:26:21.175
You're the winner in acting.
But here, you're wrong.
517
00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:23.369
- She's wrong? Oh...
- Okay, both of you are wrong.
518
00:26:23.394 --> 00:26:26.302
And the correct answer is...
519
00:26:26.327 --> 00:26:27.868
- Daisy.
- What?
520
00:26:27.893 --> 00:26:30.672
- What is that?
- I thought it was an animal.
521
00:26:30.697 --> 00:26:32.198
- Wait, what?
- I thought it was an animal.
522
00:26:32.223 --> 00:26:33.882
Duck. Daisy Duck.
523
00:26:33.913 --> 00:26:35.768
You said Donald Duck, right?
524
00:26:35.823 --> 00:26:38.361
- Okay. Back to me.
- She was really close!
525
00:26:38.396 --> 00:26:40.429
Okay, let's recap the scores.
526
00:26:40.627 --> 00:26:41.627
Of course.
527
00:26:42.076 --> 00:26:43.670
Zero. Zero.
528
00:26:43.695 --> 00:26:45.850
- Miss Consequence.
- Yes!
529
00:26:45.875 --> 00:26:47.644
- It's a tie!
- It's a tie!
530
00:26:47.669 --> 00:26:50.021
- I love it!
- They're still happy?
531
00:26:50.380 --> 00:26:58.252
APT! APT! APT! APT!
Uh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
532
00:26:58.277 --> 00:26:59.345
Miss Labubu!
533
00:27:02.660 --> 00:27:03.800
Thank you!
534
00:27:04.157 --> 00:27:05.677
- Here, sir.
- Okay!
535
00:27:08.140 --> 00:27:10.219
- Can I have yours?
- Here, sir.
536
00:27:10.244 --> 00:27:12.175
Let's start with team VENUS.
537
00:27:12.200 --> 00:27:13.201
- Here!
- Hello, sir!
538
00:27:13.661 --> 00:27:16.124
Here are your choices...
539
00:27:16.220 --> 00:27:17.739
you will bring a toothpick,
540
00:27:17.764 --> 00:27:23.065
and you need to pick the teeth
of a piranha that just ate.
541
00:27:23.090 --> 00:27:24.707
- What?
- Or...
542
00:27:25.451 --> 00:27:27.038
You will take your bra off.
543
00:27:27.063 --> 00:27:30.223
- We'll do the latter.
- I don't like piranhas.
544
00:27:30.275 --> 00:27:31.714
Team MARS!
545
00:27:31.739 --> 00:27:33.259
Your choices are...
546
00:27:33.519 --> 00:27:36.569
You will perform mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation on a man...
547
00:27:37.493 --> 00:27:38.493
Easy, right?
548
00:27:38.518 --> 00:27:41.067
- That...
- That was drowning from a sewer.
549
00:27:42.174 --> 00:27:44.453
Or, you will take your bra off.
550
00:27:44.987 --> 00:27:47.114
I don't want to get bad breath.
551
00:27:47.139 --> 00:27:50.348
- We'll take our bra off.
- That's what they chose, everybody.
552
00:27:50.373 --> 00:27:52.053
Now, please take it off.
553
00:27:52.368 --> 00:27:55.806
We do not force anybody here,
that's what they chose to do.
554
00:27:55.831 --> 00:27:57.100
Yay!
555
00:27:59.247 --> 00:28:01.660
APT! APT! APT!
556
00:28:02.370 --> 00:28:07.118
Thank you very much, and I hope
you all enjoyed today's game!
557
00:28:07.155 --> 00:28:11.304
Of course, Battle of the Braless
is brought to you by Playtime.
558
00:28:11.329 --> 00:28:14.217
The highest cash back
online gaming platform.
559
00:28:14.347 --> 00:28:15.733
I'm Janno Depp!
560
00:28:15.794 --> 00:28:19.831
The luckiest host
in the whole world!
561
00:28:20.145 --> 00:28:21.512
And this is...
562
00:28:21.628 --> 00:28:25.316
Battle of the Braless!
563
00:28:25.341 --> 00:28:27.081
Woohoo!
564
00:28:28.054 --> 00:28:30.426
Hey! You can cover yourselves up!
565
00:28:30.451 --> 00:28:31.451
We can?
566
00:28:32.438 --> 00:28:33.438
Good night!
567
00:28:33.463 --> 00:28:36.490
- Girls, wave!
- Bye!
568
00:28:36.515 --> 00:28:39.361
Oh, they can see!
Cover yourselves up!
569
00:28:39.462 --> 00:28:40.641
Okay, okay!
570
00:28:40.689 --> 00:28:42.422
Thank you!
Everybody clap!
571
00:28:42.454 --> 00:28:44.581
- Yay!
- Clap!
572
00:28:44.605 --> 00:28:46.851
- Hey! They can see!
- Oh no! Sorry!
573
00:28:46.876 --> 00:28:48.009
Geez!
574
00:28:48.579 --> 00:28:55.091
Wow Mani OST
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