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--== McEphie ==--
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[moaning]
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Bryan.
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Bryan.
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Bryan.
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Hold on.
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Who's Bryan?
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Who's that Bryan?
Johnny is my name.
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Son of a bitch
Who is that Bryan, huh?
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Motherfucker!
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That's my bra!
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That's my bra you're kissing!
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Don't you want this?
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Because it's flat?
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I feel offended.
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Where are you from?
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Oh my, my naughty boyfriend
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I went with him in there.
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Then, he made me hold his penis.
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Oh, what are you doing?
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I'm washing.
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There are so many germs on that thing.
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Huh?
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There’s a lot of germs on it?
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Yes.
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Why?
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Shit!
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You didn't say anything, Mars
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[crying]
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What happened?
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Who's that?
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According to the women around
that is Berto.
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He was beaten by unidentified men.
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What's the reason?
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He's famous for being a womanizer here
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almost all the women here in the town
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He fucked them already
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Is that so?
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Why is there a hat cover
on his penis?
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That?
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Oh my God
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It's so big and long.
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That's why we covered it.
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what are we talking here
how long is it?
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Maybe about fifteen inches
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fifteen inches?!
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- Yes.
- Jumbo!
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Wow!
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Is that true?
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Yes,
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that's why many have slept with him
and they can’t forget about it.
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And when the length is mentioned
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they really remember Berto
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who they spent the whole night with.
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so Berto is a legend.
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I want that too.
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Berto!
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[crying]
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Hi hon!
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How are you?
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What took you so long?
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[exhales]
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I dropped by at the park
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and there’s a dead man there.
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It’s chaotic
and there’s a lot of girls too.
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Why tho?
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You won’t believe it
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imagine this
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that guy has 15 inches dick!
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[chuckles]
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huh?
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Berto’s dead?!
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Arwana
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we still have battery we're fully charged
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please make sure our mic is ready
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Okay, it's charged. I'll get it
ready now. Alright, go ahead.
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Hello, everyone!
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This is Injanno Jones
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your favorite
explorer and expert in all things.
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And here we are now, in the tribe of...
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"Mamadedeko"
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to speak with our indigenous people.
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And share a little knowledge.
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You, take it
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go there, take a place
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tribe of mamadede ko
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Can we sit?
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Let's sit down
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you can ask anything
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and I’ll tr...
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tr...
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tr...
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try
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I'll try
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to answer your questions
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It's so good, your
necklaces are so beautiful.
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Take a look at that Arwana... Arwana
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the workmanship is so good
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it is so detailed its perfect.
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I thought that one is also a beads
Ithought is that a beads
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you guys did that?
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Okay, you can now ask questions
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first question
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Me.
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Ah Injanno are you really
an expert on everything?
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Oh, of course,
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Can we ask about the sea creatures?
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Sea creatures?
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Of course, it's okay
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is there an adult fish?
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Old fish?
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Yes.
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what fish is that?
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Tuna.
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Why tuna?
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Century tuna.
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It’s already 100 years old.
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But aside that, there's
a fish that is older
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What fish is that?
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Lapu lapu.
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It was the time of Magellan
that is already 500 years old.
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next
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Is there some type of fish who runs?
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Running Fish? that's easy.
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What?
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Seahorse.
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The horse is running, right?
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Is there a type of fish who flies?
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A Fish that's flying?
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It's in the name
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flying fish.
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but there's a fish that can fly higher
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you know what it's called?
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Angel fish.
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It can reach heaven
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I can take you there if you want
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question!
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Is a penguin a type of fish?
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Is penguin a fish?
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Pengun is not a fish, it's a bird
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It is often mistaken because
penguins are always in the water.
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If it's a bird
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Why doesn't it fly?
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He can fly, but his belly
is too big, also heavy
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He can't handle himself
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you want that land on you, you're dead
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My turn.
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Are the fish smart?
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Smart fish?
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[laughs]
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Yes, there is!
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Yes, that's why there's
something called a school of fish
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But only a few graduate from there
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They don't pass
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is there's any more questions?
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Is there a fish that is rich?
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How can he speak in english?!
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Again?
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Is there a fish that is rich?
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Ah ah, rich fish, rich
fish, ah, there is, there is
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goldfish
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it's gold right?
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Is there a fish that is poor?
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Poor fish?
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[stutters]
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there is
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it's called a janitor fish
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janitor fish
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that’s though cause that
one is speaking english
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Me.
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Is there a fish that always needs help?
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Ah, a fish that always needs help
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Daing
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Is it because it keeps on whining?
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No.
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It’s dying, that's why
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That's why it needs help
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Is there a happy fish?
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A happy fish? Of course, there is
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What's that?
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Clownfish, right? It makes everyone happy
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Is there more?
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Is there a fish
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that doesn't get wet?
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A fish that doesn't get wet?
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You know the answer to that
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dried fish.
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It doesn't get wet, it's dried fish.
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that's part three of taya.
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Uh, Arwana do we still have time?
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You can ask one more question
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Ah, one more question left, who will ask?
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Me Injanno, I have a question.
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Okay, Arwana what's your question?
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Is there a noisy fish?
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Noisy fish?
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Yes.
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for real?
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I told you there is
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What's that then?
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Mermaid.
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Why mermaid?
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Isn't that what is used in ambulances?
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That'so noisy.
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[mimicing ambulance siren]
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[crowd cheering]
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Okay, thank you very
much, tribe of mamade ko
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My fellow Injann
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That's all the time we have now
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hope you enjoy it
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and atleast you learn
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Please like ,subscribe and,
click the notification bell
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and comment down below
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If you guys have any
questions you want to ask
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this is Injanno Jones
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shout out to my fans Injanneros
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Until we meet again!
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Bye!
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[chanting]
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hi mga ka-mani
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I am Angeline, and now
we are here in Mandaluyong
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were here to give tricky questions
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so what are you waiting for?
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Come with me
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so here's the questions
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What is the main
ingridients to pork sinigang?
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Spinach.
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Magic sarap.
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sinigang mix final
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You can do it, Kuya!
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Don't you cook at your house?
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Ah pork.
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Green bean.
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Chili.
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Taro.
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ah mixer. like ingridients?
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Stirrer
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ah ladle
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oh he's right!
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Oh, what price do you want?
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One hundred or a kiss and a hug?
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I'm the only single among them
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i will choose kiss and hug please.
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[laughing]
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Hello and Welcome to your favorite show,
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The Battle of the Braless.
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Battle of the Braless
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is brought to you by Playtime
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the fastest growing online gaming platform
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Thank you!
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Now, I am your host
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Janno Depp
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and I won't make it any longer
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may we call on
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The two competing universities
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First is the
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La Konsumisyon College
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[cheering]
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Welcome
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Welcome to the show
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And their competitor is from
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University of Los Banyo Queen Laguna
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[cheering]
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Welcome to the show girls.
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Okay.
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Do you guys have any cheer?
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Yes!
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That’s what I like.
Who's gonna go first?
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We'll go first!
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[chanting]
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amazing, amazing!
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Beautiful
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Are you going to
let them beat you?
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No!
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Oh, show them what you got!
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You tripped, you tripped. comedy comedy
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[chanting]
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oh, is that allowed?
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Wait, Is that allowed?
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Even if it's just like that
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Just keep posing.
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Listen carefully.
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I will explain the mechanics of our game
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We have three rounds.
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our easy round.
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difficult round.
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00:15:48.077 --> 00:15:48.544
and
289
00:15:48.744 --> 00:15:50.279
the final round
290
00:15:50.322 --> 00:15:51.956
at the end of each round
291
00:15:51.981 --> 00:15:54.182
the one with the lowest score
292
00:15:54.183 --> 00:15:56.184
will have a consequence
293
00:15:56.185 --> 00:15:56.986
however
294
00:15:57.019 --> 00:16:00.288
don't worry
you will choose your own punishment
295
00:16:00.289 --> 00:16:01.289
Okay.
296
00:16:01.790 --> 00:16:03.525
test the buzzers
297
00:16:06.060 --> 00:16:07.996
Okay, are you ready to play?
298
00:16:08.026 --> 00:16:09.231
We are ready!
299
00:16:09.232 --> 00:16:11.166
Let's play
300
00:16:11.667 --> 00:16:12.667
Okay!
301
00:16:13.161 --> 00:16:14.796
Our category
302
00:16:15.483 --> 00:16:17.638
in Philippine Literature
303
00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:21.210
and Anger Management Combined
304
00:16:22.317 --> 00:16:24.085
we have a saying that
305
00:16:24.702 --> 00:16:26.837
you can joke with a drunk person
306
00:16:26.875 --> 00:16:30.311
but not on someone that’s newly ___
307
00:16:30.819 --> 00:16:34.034
what is this blank?
Clue, it's scary to joke with
308
00:16:34.188 --> 00:16:35.188
newly?
309
00:16:35.758 --> 00:16:36.758
Freed.
310
00:16:36.925 --> 00:16:39.728
you can joke with a drunk person,
but not with a newly freed person
311
00:16:40.562 --> 00:16:40.996
Isn't it?
312
00:16:40.997 --> 00:16:42.631
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
313
00:16:43.499 --> 00:16:44.299
Yes?
314
00:16:44.400 --> 00:16:45.400
Circumcised.
315
00:16:45.734 --> 00:16:49.104
Joke with a drunk, but not
with a newly circumcised person,
316
00:16:49.884 --> 00:16:51.986
ouch! it's still wrong
317
00:16:53.242 --> 00:16:53.876
yes?
318
00:16:53.876 --> 00:16:54.685
newborn mother
319
00:16:54.710 --> 00:16:57.412
joke with a drunk, but
not with a newborn mother.
320
00:16:57.413 --> 00:16:58.413
Isn't it?
321
00:16:58.522 --> 00:16:59.323
Ah
322
00:16:59.348 --> 00:17:01.949
No, it's like this, like this
323
00:17:01.950 --> 00:17:05.354
confused and still half-asleep.
324
00:17:06.121 --> 00:17:07.121
newly?
325
00:17:08.390 --> 00:17:09.591
Makeup
326
00:17:09.625 --> 00:17:11.959
joke with a drunk, but not with a newly
327
00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:13.961
makeup it's stressful
328
00:17:13.962 --> 00:17:15.397
It can be erased, it can be erased
329
00:17:15.998 --> 00:17:18.800
that can be hard, but
that's not the correct answer
330
00:17:18.801 --> 00:17:21.503
this person would not laugh easily
331
00:17:22.037 --> 00:17:22.337
Yes?
332
00:17:22.338 --> 00:17:23.871
Newly operated.
333
00:17:23.872 --> 00:17:26.974
joke with a drunk person, but not
with someone who just had surgery
334
00:17:26.975 --> 00:17:28.576
right right, that would hurt
335
00:17:28.577 --> 00:17:30.645
wrong, that is wrong
336
00:17:30.646 --> 00:17:32.105
- that’s wrong
- Yes
337
00:17:32.614 --> 00:17:33.614
miscarriage?
338
00:17:34.583 --> 00:17:37.385
Joke with a drunk, but not with
someone who just had an abortion
339
00:17:38.454 --> 00:17:40.589
The answers are getting worse and worse
340
00:17:40.722 --> 00:17:42.399
okay, I will help you now
341
00:17:42.424 --> 00:17:43.424
what we are looking for
342
00:17:43.459 --> 00:17:44.560
Is starting
343
00:17:44.760 --> 00:17:45.760
in letter
344
00:17:45.828 --> 00:17:46.828
G
345
00:17:48.163 --> 00:17:48.964
Newly made?
346
00:17:49.040 --> 00:17:51.508
Joke with a drunk, but not with
someone who just had a procedure
347
00:17:51.533 --> 00:17:54.002
procedure? why?
348
00:17:54.169 --> 00:17:56.505
Newly made boobs, that hurts, you know
349
00:17:56.872 --> 00:17:59.615
When I had my breasts done
don't joke with me.
350
00:17:59.641 --> 00:18:00.641
oh no
351
00:18:00.676 --> 00:18:01.977
you might get hurt
352
00:18:02.177 --> 00:18:03.212
can i ask?
353
00:18:03.579 --> 00:18:04.580
That's done?
354
00:18:04.947 --> 00:18:05.981
In that case?
355
00:18:06.482 --> 00:18:09.417
This is just a joke, friends
356
00:18:09.418 --> 00:18:10.619
sorry
357
00:18:10.752 --> 00:18:12.354
The answer we are looking for
358
00:18:12.821 --> 00:18:16.058
joke with a drunk, but
not with someone who just
359
00:18:16.291 --> 00:18:18.327
who just had a haircut.
360
00:18:19.228 --> 00:18:20.461
[blabbering]
361
00:18:20.462 --> 00:18:20.896
okay.
362
00:18:20.897 --> 00:18:22.731
Let's recap our scores
363
00:18:23.265 --> 00:18:28.270
La Konsumisyon College got zero
364
00:18:28.871 --> 00:18:32.641
and the University of Los Baño Queen Laguna
365
00:18:33.142 --> 00:18:34.076
also zero
366
00:18:34.109 --> 00:18:35.611
it's a tie
367
00:18:36.778 --> 00:18:38.280
Ms. Consequence you're in
368
00:18:50.926 --> 00:18:51.926
Okay.
369
00:18:52.194 --> 00:18:53.194
Thank you!
370
00:18:55.531 --> 00:18:56.531
You'll go first.
371
00:18:57.426 --> 00:18:59.328
The consequence you will choose is
372
00:19:00.068 --> 00:19:02.870
you will remove all the
trash from Manila Bay
373
00:19:02.871 --> 00:19:04.471
using spoon
374
00:19:04.773 --> 00:19:05.773
or
375
00:19:06.041 --> 00:19:08.310
Take off your upper clothes.
376
00:19:09.651 --> 00:19:12.823
- We'll just take off our upper clothes.
- Okay.
377
00:19:12.848 --> 00:19:15.751
Now, it's your turn to
choose, the choices are
378
00:19:20.522 --> 00:19:23.592
You'll be drinking a tequila
379
00:19:23.617 --> 00:19:26.788
while bathing and shampooing
380
00:19:27.074 --> 00:19:29.331
A King cobra.
381
00:19:31.600 --> 00:19:32.600
or
382
00:19:32.734 --> 00:19:34.335
You will take off your top
383
00:19:34.336 --> 00:19:37.773
We'll just go topless
384
00:19:38.774 --> 00:19:39.808
Are you sure?
385
00:19:40.509 --> 00:19:41.509
You too?
386
00:19:41.777 --> 00:19:42.077
Yes
387
00:19:42.077 --> 00:19:42.511
were ready
388
00:19:42.536 --> 00:19:43.678
were ready
389
00:19:44.246 --> 00:19:45.246
you’re so fast
390
00:19:47.055 --> 00:19:48.316
Here they are, friends
391
00:19:48.317 --> 00:19:49.684
they were the ones who chose
392
00:19:49.685 --> 00:19:52.821
You can clearly see their concequence
393
00:19:54.189 --> 00:19:56.758
Yes, my friends, when we return
394
00:19:57.526 --> 00:19:58.686
it’s gonna be difficult round
395
00:19:59.127 --> 00:20:00.127
here in
396
00:20:00.152 --> 00:20:02.320
Battle of the Braless
397
00:20:03.131 --> 00:20:06.401
[cheering]
398
00:20:10.973 --> 00:20:13.407
Mars, how are you?
399
00:20:13.408 --> 00:20:14.386
I’m okay. By the way
400
00:20:14.411 --> 00:20:16.446
how was the swimming
competition you joined?
401
00:20:16.887 --> 00:20:17.688
It’s whatever
402
00:20:17.755 --> 00:20:19.923
i won in the freestyle event
403
00:20:19.948 --> 00:20:22.216
but I lost in the breaststroke event
404
00:20:22.217 --> 00:20:23.217
oh, why did you lose?
405
00:20:23.385 --> 00:20:25.152
I could clearly see that i
was really cheated there
406
00:20:25.153 --> 00:20:26.193
in the breaststroke event
407
00:20:26.788 --> 00:20:27.990
how were you cheated?
408
00:20:28.924 --> 00:20:30.224
Mars
409
00:20:30.225 --> 00:20:31.893
they used their arms
410
00:20:32.361 --> 00:20:35.630
but i only used my breast
411
00:20:35.631 --> 00:20:37.165
so i was slower.
412
00:20:44.181 --> 00:20:45.415
Welcome back to
413
00:20:45.440 --> 00:20:47.242
Battle of the Braless
414
00:20:48.977 --> 00:20:51.812
and now we move on to the difficult round
415
00:20:51.813 --> 00:20:54.916
this is harder, girls,
this is harder, okay?
416
00:20:56.184 --> 00:20:59.087
Ah, our category, listen carefully.
417
00:20:59.755 --> 00:21:01.857
Don't play around
anymore, you're so naughty
418
00:21:02.557 --> 00:21:07.129
your category is carpentry
and architecture combined
419
00:21:08.556 --> 00:21:11.626
in english this is door
420
00:21:12.601 --> 00:21:14.169
in tagalog is
421
00:21:14.336 --> 00:21:15.503
blank
422
00:21:15.504 --> 00:21:16.505
what it is?
423
00:21:18.907 --> 00:21:21.008
Bentelador?
424
00:21:21.009 --> 00:21:24.046
This is part of the house
425
00:21:24.071 --> 00:21:25.038
Yes?
426
00:21:25.114 --> 00:21:26.481
Aparador.
427
00:21:26.682 --> 00:21:28.596
you just added to it, but it's wrong.
428
00:21:29.785 --> 00:21:31.253
Tokador.
429
00:21:32.688 --> 00:21:33.754
that’s possible.
430
00:21:33.755 --> 00:21:35.090
Cute but wrong
431
00:21:35.190 --> 00:21:36.924
there's no door at the end of this
432
00:21:36.925 --> 00:21:39.661
but this is often opened and closed
433
00:21:40.529 --> 00:21:43.632
bintana.
434
00:21:44.299 --> 00:21:45.466
Aside from the window.
435
00:21:45.467 --> 00:21:48.070
What else in the house
is opened and closed?
436
00:21:48.570 --> 00:21:50.305
It starts with the letter
437
00:21:50.706 --> 00:21:51.506
P
438
00:21:51.673 --> 00:21:54.443
Yes letter P, pitaka.
439
00:21:54.876 --> 00:21:55.876
what do you mean?
440
00:21:56.210 --> 00:21:57.612
It's should part of the house.
441
00:21:58.714 --> 00:22:00.414
You're actually a thief
442
00:22:00.415 --> 00:22:03.084
but when I saw it, it
was placed on the stairs.
443
00:22:03.085 --> 00:22:04.486
Ah, so that's what it was
444
00:22:04.865 --> 00:22:08.001
oh, that's still wrong. I'll
just go with this instead.
445
00:22:08.229 --> 00:22:10.965
Me, at home, whenever I come home
446
00:22:11.793 --> 00:22:14.062
this is where I come out and go in
447
00:22:14.728 --> 00:22:15.930
what P is this?
448
00:22:16.827 --> 00:22:17.528
Yes?
449
00:22:17.553 --> 00:22:18.687
Pussy?
450
00:22:21.249 --> 00:22:22.450
I love it
451
00:22:23.171 --> 00:22:24.172
That's wrong.
452
00:22:24.506 --> 00:22:26.249
Wrong I'm sorry.
453
00:22:26.274 --> 00:22:27.275
time is up
454
00:22:27.300 --> 00:22:29.068
no one got the correct answer
455
00:22:29.111 --> 00:22:31.613
what we're looking for is P
456
00:22:32.027 --> 00:22:33.661
Palikuran.
457
00:22:35.257 --> 00:22:38.951
Okay, the one like a restroom
458
00:22:38.976 --> 00:22:39.976
Ah yes.
459
00:22:41.048 --> 00:22:42.820
Let's recap the scores
460
00:22:43.024 --> 00:22:46.120
The La Konsumisyon College
461
00:22:46.145 --> 00:22:48.047
gathered
462
00:22:49.224 --> 00:22:51.626
Zero points.
463
00:22:52.467 --> 00:22:54.869
and the University Los Baño Queen Laguna
464
00:22:54.870 --> 00:22:57.037
gathered
465
00:22:57.038 --> 00:22:58.039
I can’t read it.
466
00:22:58.440 --> 00:23:00.842
Also zero
467
00:23:01.243 --> 00:23:01.743
it's a tie
468
00:23:02.144 --> 00:23:03.627
Ms. Consequence get in
469
00:23:16.425 --> 00:23:17.492
Okay.
470
00:23:18.593 --> 00:23:19.593
Thank you.
471
00:23:20.842 --> 00:23:22.310
your choices
472
00:23:23.331 --> 00:23:24.366
of concquences
473
00:23:26.335 --> 00:23:30.205
A simple gift certificate
474
00:23:30.852 --> 00:23:35.790
smooth your face with a grinder.
475
00:23:36.530 --> 00:23:39.266
Or take off the skirt.
476
00:23:40.688 --> 00:23:42.390
Please clean the face, okay?
477
00:23:42.784 --> 00:23:44.219
Just take off the skirt, sir
478
00:23:44.547 --> 00:23:45.720
are you sure?
479
00:23:45.745 --> 00:23:47.413
That's sure, okay, sir
480
00:23:48.990 --> 00:23:49.990
your turn
481
00:23:51.326 --> 00:23:52.561
your choices
482
00:23:53.128 --> 00:23:54.296
the consequnces is
483
00:23:55.330 --> 00:23:56.965
- Yes.
- We can do this.
484
00:23:56.966 --> 00:24:05.914
You will bathe in the river
while kissing the leech
485
00:24:05.939 --> 00:24:06.939
[laughs]
486
00:24:07.342 --> 00:24:09.177
or take off you skirts.
487
00:24:11.045 --> 00:24:12.756
we'll just take off our clothes, sir
488
00:24:12.781 --> 00:24:13.715
- Final answer?
- Yes.
489
00:24:14.735 --> 00:24:16.803
These two are fast
490
00:24:16.918 --> 00:24:19.053
I just turned around, sorry sir
491
00:24:19.054 --> 00:24:20.889
Okay, here it is, friends
492
00:24:21.656 --> 00:24:24.158
here ends our difficult round
493
00:24:24.159 --> 00:24:25.292
when we return
494
00:24:25.293 --> 00:24:26.962
the most anticipated by everyone
495
00:24:27.295 --> 00:24:29.249
The final round
496
00:24:29.274 --> 00:24:32.613
here at Battle Of The Braless!
497
00:24:39.414 --> 00:24:40.414
Oh hello mars.
498
00:24:41.627 --> 00:24:42.811
oh, here it is
499
00:24:42.844 --> 00:24:45.914
I already did it, I'll have
it delivered to your house.
500
00:24:47.349 --> 00:24:48.683
There's someone at your house
501
00:24:49.417 --> 00:24:51.953
send me your number and I'll book it
502
00:24:52.654 --> 00:24:54.256
yes, do it now, I'm busy
503
00:24:54.890 --> 00:24:56.191
Excuse ma'am.
504
00:24:57.985 --> 00:24:59.286
Can i ask a question?
505
00:24:59.794 --> 00:25:00.795
Excuse me?
506
00:25:01.716 --> 00:25:03.651
You know what, I know your style
507
00:25:04.052 --> 00:25:06.221
you’ll ask my name?
508
00:25:06.567 --> 00:25:08.736
Then you'll ask for my number
509
00:25:08.957 --> 00:25:10.525
then what, you'll court me?
510
00:25:10.878 --> 00:25:11.546
Then
511
00:25:11.571 --> 00:25:13.004
you're going to fuck me, right?
512
00:25:13.029 --> 00:25:15.365
Oh my, I already know
your style, it's outdated
513
00:25:15.390 --> 00:25:16.677
stop bothering me, Okay?
514
00:25:16.678 --> 00:25:18.246
No, ma'am, I just have a question
515
00:25:19.166 --> 00:25:20.468
What do you want to ask?
516
00:25:20.666 --> 00:25:21.746
I just wanna ask
517
00:25:22.117 --> 00:25:23.518
why one of your boobs
518
00:25:24.492 --> 00:25:26.429
is out like that?
519
00:25:27.274 --> 00:25:30.377
Oh no, I left my baby on the bus!
520
00:25:34.796 --> 00:25:37.866
The battle of the braless returns
521
00:25:37.999 --> 00:25:39.467
is the final round
522
00:25:40.435 --> 00:25:43.071
[cheering]
523
00:25:44.406 --> 00:25:46.541
why does it seem like it's
becoming Takeshi's Castle
524
00:25:47.208 --> 00:25:48.208
Okay.
525
00:25:48.376 --> 00:25:50.645
In our final round, the category is
526
00:25:51.546 --> 00:25:55.349
Philippine History and
Psychology Of Heroism Combined
527
00:25:55.350 --> 00:25:57.519
it's quite difficult, girls.
528
00:25:57.619 --> 00:25:58.186
Yes
529
00:25:58.187 --> 00:25:59.653
okay think think
530
00:25:59.654 --> 00:26:00.355
that's easy
531
00:26:00.989 --> 00:26:03.892
He is the father of the Katipunan
is known as the brave one
532
00:26:04.125 --> 00:26:08.029
He is the supreme member
of the Katipunan or the KKK.
533
00:26:08.589 --> 00:26:09.589
Who's that?
534
00:26:09.614 --> 00:26:10.215
Yes?
535
00:26:10.240 --> 00:26:11.240
Supremo?
536
00:26:12.033 --> 00:26:13.033
Lito lapid.
537
00:26:13.401 --> 00:26:15.403
no, it’s wrong, he’s already dead
538
00:26:16.605 --> 00:26:17.805
oh, lito lapid is already dead?
539
00:26:17.806 --> 00:26:18.740
No, he's still strong.
540
00:26:18.741 --> 00:26:20.579
What are you talking about, that's wrong.
541
00:26:21.876 --> 00:26:23.578
this starts with
542
00:26:24.045 --> 00:26:26.948
ah, ah, the initials of this are A. B.
543
00:26:27.582 --> 00:26:28.383
Yes?
544
00:26:28.414 --> 00:26:29.815
Antonio Banderas.
545
00:26:30.185 --> 00:26:31.853
Wrong wrong.
546
00:26:33.187 --> 00:26:34.254
Alec Baldwin
547
00:26:34.279 --> 00:26:35.279
wow
548
00:26:35.523 --> 00:26:36.457
you know him?
549
00:26:36.491 --> 00:26:37.067
No
550
00:26:37.092 --> 00:26:38.092
[laughs]
551
00:26:38.493 --> 00:26:40.227
He lived here in the Philippines
552
00:26:40.228 --> 00:26:43.298
who is A. B. it is? the one
who had many enemies?
553
00:26:44.466 --> 00:26:44.933
Yes?
554
00:26:44.934 --> 00:26:46.467
Andrea Brillantes.
555
00:26:46.468 --> 00:26:47.468
[laughs]
556
00:26:47.582 --> 00:26:48.136
No
557
00:26:48.136 --> 00:26:49.136
He's older
558
00:26:49.310 --> 00:26:49.710
Yes?
559
00:26:49.738 --> 00:26:50.939
Abbie Biduya
560
00:26:50.972 --> 00:26:52.806
He's even older.
561
00:26:52.807 --> 00:26:53.775
- Yes?
- Abbie Binay
562
00:26:54.142 --> 00:26:55.477
no, he's much older
563
00:26:56.177 --> 00:26:56.745
Ate B
564
00:26:56.746 --> 00:26:58.346
son of a bitch!
565
00:26:59.180 --> 00:27:01.574
This is a guy.
He's a man in his 80s.
566
00:27:01.650 --> 00:27:03.385
- Yes?
- Amay Bisaya.
567
00:27:04.252 --> 00:27:05.252
Time is up!
568
00:27:05.587 --> 00:27:09.124
No one got the correct answer.
569
00:27:09.724 --> 00:27:10.825
I'm sorry girls.
570
00:27:10.850 --> 00:27:12.393
I was rooting for you.
571
00:27:12.394 --> 00:27:14.428
I was hoping that someone would answer you
572
00:27:14.429 --> 00:27:15.429
the correct answer is
573
00:27:15.430 --> 00:27:18.166
A. B. is Aga Bulak.
574
00:27:19.634 --> 00:27:20.268
Oh, Him.
575
00:27:20.269 --> 00:27:22.537
Okay let's recap the scores
576
00:27:22.837 --> 00:27:25.572
La Konsumisyon College with zero
577
00:27:25.573 --> 00:27:28.476
and University Of Los Baño Queen Laguna
578
00:27:28.576 --> 00:27:29.910
also zero
579
00:27:29.911 --> 00:27:31.245
it's a tie
580
00:27:31.246 --> 00:27:32.681
Ms. Consequnce enter.
581
00:27:34.949 --> 00:27:35.949
Enter.
582
00:27:36.818 --> 00:27:38.853
Do i still need to pull you?
583
00:27:43.291 --> 00:27:44.291
Okay.
584
00:27:44.626 --> 00:27:45.626
Thank you.
585
00:27:52.434 --> 00:27:53.501
Thank you.
586
00:27:53.526 --> 00:27:54.269
Okay.
587
00:27:54.636 --> 00:27:55.970
I’ll start with you
588
00:27:57.439 --> 00:27:59.007
You’ll choose.
589
00:27:59.574 --> 00:28:02.009
You’re just carrying a first aid kit.
590
00:28:02.010 --> 00:28:06.480
And you need to rescue an injured bird.
591
00:28:06.481 --> 00:28:07.681
That's so pitiful
592
00:28:07.682 --> 00:28:11.152
while it's being bitten by a fierce tiger
593
00:28:11.920 --> 00:28:12.920
or
594
00:28:13.722 --> 00:28:15.123
Remove your bra
595
00:28:16.658 --> 00:28:17.459
your choice
596
00:28:17.525 --> 00:28:19.993
Sir, we’ll just remove
our bra, it’ll be more fun
597
00:28:19.994 --> 00:28:21.395
That's right.
598
00:28:21.396 --> 00:28:23.163
- Final answer?
-Yes, that's final.
599
00:28:23.164 --> 00:28:24.164
Okay.
600
00:28:24.199 --> 00:28:26.159
And here’s the consequences
you’ve have to choose.
601
00:28:27.068 --> 00:28:29.770
We know that you guys are tired
602
00:28:29.771 --> 00:28:32.673
you just need to get a massage
603
00:28:32.674 --> 00:28:33.974
oh, just a massage.
604
00:28:33.975 --> 00:28:34.975
On the back
605
00:28:35.443 --> 00:28:36.845
from a man.
606
00:28:37.405 --> 00:28:38.413
Using
607
00:28:38.414 --> 00:28:39.914
a jack hammer
608
00:28:40.048 --> 00:28:41.549
[laughs]
609
00:28:41.574 --> 00:28:42.584
that's the trend now, right?
610
00:28:42.584 --> 00:28:43.485
You can buy that thing.
611
00:28:43.486 --> 00:28:44.718
That kind of thing.
612
00:28:44.719 --> 00:28:46.054
Just kill us already.
613
00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:47.673
Or
614
00:28:47.989 --> 00:28:49.189
Remove a bra
615
00:28:49.190 --> 00:28:51.419
just remove it
there’s nothing left, just take it off.
616
00:28:51.526 --> 00:28:53.795
Okay, that’s their decision
617
00:28:54.996 --> 00:28:56.029
you’re always fast
618
00:28:56.030 --> 00:28:58.232
friends, it's time to take off their bra.
619
00:28:58.233 --> 00:28:59.934
That’s their consequence.
620
00:29:00.268 --> 00:29:03.537
And that's our episode for today.
621
00:29:03.538 --> 00:29:05.072
Thank you very much for your
622
00:29:05.073 --> 00:29:09.944
support in our
623
00:29:10.044 --> 00:29:14.215
Battle of the Braless
624
00:29:17.218 --> 00:29:20.588
battle of the braless
is powered by playtime
625
00:29:20.613 --> 00:29:25.418
for all your gaming needs
i-playtime mo na yan!
626
00:29:25.860 --> 00:29:27.195
I am Janno Depp
627
00:29:27.462 --> 00:29:31.766
your host, and the luckiest in the world
628
00:29:31.833 --> 00:29:34.735
let's meet again here on
629
00:29:34.736 --> 00:29:36.437
Battle of the Braless.
630
00:29:39.207 --> 00:29:40.909
wait! we can still see it.
631
00:29:41.009 --> 00:29:42.710
Cover it up
632
00:29:42.844 --> 00:29:44.546
wave you hands.
633
00:29:47.215 --> 00:29:48.883
we can still see it.
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