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Baby -- come on, drawer.
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Curtis?
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Curtis payne?
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Come on, baby. I need you.
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What?
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Curtis!
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What the hell?
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Did I fix that?
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Ooh, did you see that, baby?
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I almost killed myself.
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You was almost a millionaire.
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Curtis, with your insurance
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Policy, more like a hundredaire.
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Baby, this drawer is stuck
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Again.
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I just wish you'd get somebody
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Here to fix this place, baby.
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Did you try to put some dish
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Detergent on it?
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No.
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This'll work.
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Got to be here somewhere.
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Curtis...
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You know what?
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Give me your shoe.
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Give me your shoe, baby...
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For what?
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And the bobby pin.
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Curtis, please.
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Come on, baby.
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Uh-uh, baby. Don't do that.
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Curtis, you know what happened
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The last time you try to fix
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Something.
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What?
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You idiot!
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I had to release the pressure
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From the lower extremity.
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Boop.
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By putting a hole in my wall?
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Ain't nobody gonna notice
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That, man.
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The hole is bigger than me.
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It ain't that damn big.
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Come here before I mash
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You...
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Stop.
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That was just a boo-boo.
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Curtis, this house is falling
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Apart.
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The roof is leaking.
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Baby, I got three buckets,
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And there's some bubblegum, hook
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That roof up.
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Every time I turn on the
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Microwave, the tv changes
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Channels.
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That's because you haven't
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Learned the buttons, ella.
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I'm gonna tell you this one more
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Time.
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If you want to watch a movie,
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Just hit defrost.
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[ beep ]
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[ chuckles ]
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[ salsa music playing ]
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Curtis, I'm serious.
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If we do not fix this place, we
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Are gonna have to move.
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I agree.
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Yes.
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So we get to fix this place?
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Better than that.
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We're gonna sell it!
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[ chuckles ]
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Yeah. That's right.
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We want to sell, so put it on
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The market and get back with me.
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Okay.
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Curtis, we need to talk about
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This now or at least talk to
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Miranda.
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She's in real estate.
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Oh, ella, please.
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She's also a former con artist.
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Curtis, you --
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Hey, hey, people.
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What's going on?
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Miss ella, can I borrow your
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Mixer, please?
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And some sugar and flour?
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Oh, oh, and some butter.
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Okay, or you could just
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Borrow a cake.
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That's a good idea 'cause
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She can't cook.
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Now, you can't give them my
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Mixer 'cause it turns on the
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Ceiling fan.
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Curtis!
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Calvin, your father is losing
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His mind.
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He wants to sell this house.
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What?
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You can't sell this house.
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This is our second home.
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You cannot sell this house...
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Thank you.
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Not without remodeling it
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And, you know, setting up an
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Open house.
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What is your schedule like?
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You know, how about tuesday 2:00
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To 4:00?
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How does that sound?
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Miranda, what?
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Okay. You're right.
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So 2:00 to 6:00?
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Wait a minute, miranda.
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There are so many memories in
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This house.
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With all that I have shown you
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About cooking, you can bribe a
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Man with some food.
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Whenever I want curtis to do
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Anything for me, I just smother
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Him a pork chop.
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Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.
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When you heat things up in the
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Kitchen, you can heat things up
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Elsewhere.
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Mm!
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Okay, sandra.
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Sandra, you don't want to just
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Do that.
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Oh, so sorry.
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You want him to cook every
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Once in a while.
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And whatsonever you do, don't
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Ever cook.
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Even if she threatens to
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Leave you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Is it that serious?
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Yes.
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Well, can't I just cook her,
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Like, some breakfast?
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No.
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No, because once you cook the
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First time, she's gonna expect
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You to cook all the time.
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Let me tell you something.
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When she cuts that stove on, you
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Act like a caveman, like it's
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The first time you ever seen
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Fire.
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[ babbles ]
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[ grunting ]
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[ chuckles ]
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[ grunting ]
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What you all doing?
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And y'all still didn't
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Listen.
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And we got married here.
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Almost.
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Miranda, do you take
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Calvin payne as your wedded
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Husband?
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I do.
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[ chuckles ]
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Clarence, do you --
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Well, did you just hear what I
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Asked them?
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Okay?
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Yes.
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And janine, do you want to
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Marry him, too?
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No.
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No?
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No. No, no.
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My water just broke.
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Oh, no.
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Mnh-mnh.
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We can't leave here.
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Huh, the hell we can't.
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So, you know, mr. Payne, if
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You decide to sell the house,
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Here's my card.
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Wow.
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Is there anything we can do?
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Yes, son.
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You can start by helping pack
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One of those bedrooms back
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There.
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Please be careful with your
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Mama's "Jumping jacks for jesus"
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Exercise tapes.
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Oh! Oh!
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Yes!
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Yes.
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Yes, mr. Payne.
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Well, look here at this
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Wonderful two-bedroom, two-bath
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Condo, buckhead-adjacent.
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Buckhead-adjacent?
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What does that mean?
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You have a view of a better
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Neighborhood.
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What's up, everybody?
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Hey, cousin calvin.
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Hi, family.
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, auntie.
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Just in time.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Where are the twins?
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Oh, they're with the sitter
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At home.
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Where you all should be.
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You love throwing people out,
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Don't you?
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No, I don't.
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All: yeah, right.
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Guess I better help you put
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Your stuff in your room.
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Oh, thanks, pops.
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The black one is heavy.
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Pops, what are you doing?
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Pops!
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[ luggage clatters ]
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Putting your stuff in your
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New room.
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No, no.
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[ luggage clatters ]
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You got a satellite dish,
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Satellite, and moonlight.
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Night-night.
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I'm gonna have to ask you two to
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Get the hell out.
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Pardon me.
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Ooh, gladly.
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You forgot something.
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What?
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Unh!
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[ laughter ]
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[ laughs sarcastically ]
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We'll see who's laughing when me
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And my baby get a one-bedroom
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Apartment and we don't have the
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Room for you and your tribe.
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Okay, but why do you want to
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Move?
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Finally going to the old
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Folks home, huh?
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Look.
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Don't be smart, little girl.
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Remember the last time your
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Mouth got you in trouble?
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Go on in the kitchen.
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Y'all sit down, eat.
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Y'all working on my nerves.
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Go in and fix something for them
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To eat, curtis.
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I'm watching the stories.
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He can't cook.
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You need to do it.
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Freeze.
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Now, I know there's some of
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Y'all that want to write in and
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Say that I'm not supposed to hit
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No children and all that other
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Stuff.
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Go straight to hell.
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I'm madea.
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I'm gonna beat her ass.
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We going to black, and when I
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Come back, she gonna be
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Straight.
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Cut the camera off.
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Put it down on the damn floor
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Or something.
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Look at the wall over there
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While I handle this.
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Put the camera...
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Aah! Aah!
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How you gonna sit there and
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Talk to me like that.
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Do you understand?
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[ crying ]
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Come on.
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Now, sorry for all of you proper
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People who don't believe in
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That.
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I don't believe in child abuse,
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But I do believe in getting a
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Child straight, okay?
297
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Unfreeze.
298
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Why does my boom-boom hurt?
299
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Hmm.
300
00:08:47,133 --> 00:08:49,467
Let's try this again, shalt we?
301
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Y'all go on in the kitchen.
302
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Curtis, go on up in there and
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Fix some food for them children
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To eat.
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Go on in there.
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Yes, ma'am.
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"Oh! Ow! Ow! I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry."
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Now, now y'all know that that
310
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Was just a dream.
311
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Yeah, but I could make it a
312
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Reality.
313
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Ooh, ooh.
314
00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,300
Oh, miss ella, maybe this is
315
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Just a phase.
316
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Like when he thought he could
317
00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,967
Wear skinny jeans.
318
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No, no, no.
319
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He's determined, just like the
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Time he got that offer to be
321
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Fire chief.
322
00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:21,633
Oh, yeah.
323
00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:22,433
I remember that.
324
00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:23,233
Yes.
325
00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:24,400
I know you excited about your
326
00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,600
Little job opportunity, okay,
327
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,633
But I have to be honest, curtis.
328
00:09:28,633 --> 00:09:31,067
I don't want to leave atlanta.
329
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I like our home. I like this.
330
00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:34,567
Wait. Wait.
331
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Ella -- ella, you --
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Ella, come on. Come on. This?
333
00:09:39,633 --> 00:09:41,800
Come on, baby.
334
00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,267
Atlanta, los angeles.
335
00:09:43,267 --> 00:09:44,700
What's the difference, huh?
336
00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:45,967
They both got a "L" and a "A" in
337
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The name.
338
00:09:47,267 --> 00:09:49,067
They both got bad traffic.
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Curtis, listen, baby.
340
00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,100
We haven't really even discussed
341
00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:54,067
This, okay?
342
00:09:54,067 --> 00:09:56,067
What about c.J. And the kids?
343
00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:56,967
They can't go.
344
00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:58,533
Curtis...
345
00:09:58,533 --> 00:09:59,500
Okay.
346
00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,133
What if we let c.J. Rent the
347
00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:02,367
House?
348
00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:03,200
I don't want to leave my
349
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Friends and then the church and
350
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,800
The help center.
351
00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,767
What?
352
00:10:07,767 --> 00:10:08,700
The help center?
353
00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,200
The help center?
354
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,500
I just don't know about this.
355
00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:14,600
Ella, ella, ella, we can be
356
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:18,500
In sunny l.A., baby, walking on
357
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:21,267
The beach.
358
00:10:21,267 --> 00:10:22,933
Or, curtis, we can just stay
359
00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:24,600
Right here in hotlanta.
360
00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,233
I'll walk you outside...
361
00:10:27,233 --> 00:10:31,033
And choke you in the streets.
362
00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:34,900
Baby, hmm?
363
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,067
I don't want to go.
364
00:10:36,067 --> 00:10:38,267
But you didn't go to l.A.
365
00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:39,967
But I agreed to go because it
366
00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:41,667
Was the right thing to do.
367
00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:42,700
Cool.
368
00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,800
Hey, baby, hey, did you know
369
00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,033
We had a sunroom?
370
00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:48,733
Curtis, that is a crawl space
371
00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:50,033
With a vent.
372
00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:51,100
Baby, what you call a crawl
373
00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:52,967
Space I call 500 extra square
374
00:10:52,967 --> 00:10:54,333
Feet.
375
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,500
Okay. I have great news.
376
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,433
I have great news.
377
00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:57,533
A couple from jonesboro saw your
378
00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,233
House on-line, and I described
379
00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:00,433
The inside to them, and they are
380
00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:02,400
Very interested.
381
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,233
Yes...
382
00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:04,067
Yes.
383
00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:04,767
And they haven't even seen
384
00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:05,667
The sunroom.
385
00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:06,533
Well, listen.
386
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,767
Their agent is faxing me an
387
00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,567
Offer, so I have to go to the
388
00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:10,600
House and get it right now,
389
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:10,933
Okay?
390
00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:11,733
Cool.
391
00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:13,067
Come on, calvin. Let's go.
392
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:13,933
Come on.
393
00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:15,800
I'll be back.
394
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,067
Okay. Wait a minute. Wait.
395
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:20,733
What does this mean?
396
00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:21,700
What does this mean?
397
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:22,600
It means grab your good
398
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,333
Wig, baby.
399
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,200
We're moving to a deluxe
400
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,267
Apartment...
401
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,833
* in the sky
402
00:11:32,467 --> 00:11:34,700
Give me the insight that I
403
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:37,900
Need to make the right decision.
404
00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,367
God, I can't do it without you.
405
00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:41,367
Help me.
406
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,200
You've always been there for us.
407
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,567
Psst.
408
00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:45,733
You always continue to make a
409
00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:46,867
Way out of no --
410
00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:47,900
Psst.
411
00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:48,867
Just, baby --
412
00:11:48,867 --> 00:11:49,967
Curtis, you know you hear me
413
00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:50,900
Praying.
414
00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:51,667
I know, baby.
415
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,833
You ain't got to hang up.
416
00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:55,533
Just put it on prayer waiting.
417
00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:57,533
How you doing?
418
00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:58,733
Can you ask the lord real quick
419
00:11:58,733 --> 00:11:59,900
If he know where some more
420
00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,567
Packing tape is and some extra
421
00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:02,400
Boxes?
422
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,533
Curtis, this is serious,
423
00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:05,400
Baby.
424
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,200
You know I believe in the power
425
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,700
Of prayer.
426
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,367
Play too much.
427
00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:11,433
It is prayer that has helped us
428
00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:12,567
And seen us through the hardest
429
00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:14,167
Times, baby.
430
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,967
Yep.
431
00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:16,933
Okay.
432
00:12:16,933 --> 00:12:19,200
Dear heavenly father, we come to
433
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,733
You right now, god, and we ask
434
00:12:20,733 --> 00:12:23,533
That you put a fiery hedge of
435
00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:25,767
Protection around janine, and,
436
00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:27,733
God, we cast out the spirit of
437
00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:29,267
Addiction which is trying to
438
00:12:29,267 --> 00:12:32,067
Control her life, and we ask you
439
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,367
Right now to bring her home
440
00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:37,133
Safely in jesus' name.
441
00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:38,333
Amen.
442
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,967
Amen.
443
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:44,233
I love you, nini.
444
00:12:44,233 --> 00:12:50,333
[ sobbing ]
445
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,800
Amen.
446
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:52,733
Hold on. Hold on.
447
00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:54,067
Don't get all high and mighty
448
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:55,600
Now, all super righteous.
449
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,867
Come on now.
450
00:12:56,867 --> 00:12:58,067
You're not the only one calling.
451
00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,567
I take it to the knees, too,
452
00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:00,300
Okay?
453
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,367
He gave me a number to call,
454
00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:03,633
Too.
455
00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:07,700
Bow your heads.
456
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:11,733
The devil thought he had me, ah,
457
00:13:11,733 --> 00:13:16,767
But I run.
458
00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:19,067
Creator of heaven and earth, we
459
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:21,100
Come before you right now.
460
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,067
I'd like to call you, the
461
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,533
Deliverer of crackheads, right
462
00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:26,167
Now.
463
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,300
Father, we want to thank y'all,
464
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:31,467
Thank y'all for chicken.
465
00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:34,400
* thank god for chicken
466
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,200
* you gave 'em two legs, two
467
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:41,633
Thighs, two breafs, and two
468
00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:44,133
Wings *
469
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:46,633
* a little hot sauce on them,
470
00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:48,067
And I can hear that chicken
471
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:49,200
A-dancin' *
472
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,067
* offer up a sacrifice of
473
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:52,433
Praise *
474
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:55,400
* I'm gonna fry up to the --
475
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,367
Come on, everybody.
476
00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:57,767
Join with me. Come on.
477
00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,800
Lord, we want to thank you for
478
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,067
The food...
479
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,200
Mm-hmm.
480
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,800
...That we vow thee, we about
481
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,967
To receive it.
482
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:06,867
Yes.
483
00:14:06,867 --> 00:14:07,833
Right now, I'd like to ask
484
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,367
You, since I got your attention,
485
00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:11,400
If you don't mind, could you
486
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,267
Please remove the freeloaders
487
00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:17,867
From my house?
488
00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:19,833
When I open my eyes, they shall
489
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:22,133
Be goneth, and I believe that
490
00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:24,333
This mountain will be removed,
491
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,367
And this I ask in your son
492
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:26,933
Jesus' name.
493
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:27,767
Amen.
494
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,700
Amen.
495
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:31,700
Lord!
496
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,600
Curtis!
497
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,900
Did you hear me?
498
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:34,833
Oh...
499
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:35,800
First, I want to say, we
500
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,833
Appreciate everybody coming on
501
00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:38,467
This wonderful occasion,
502
00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:40,500
Everybody, especially you,
503
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,333
Pastor richards.
504
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,367
So glad to have you here
505
00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:46,633
Representing god.
506
00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:50,300
You and ella, so we meet our
507
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:54,167
Quota, okay, and like the good
508
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:54,633
Book say --
509
00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:57,400
What'd it say?
510
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,067
[ laughs ]
511
00:14:59,067 --> 00:14:59,667
Don't ask him that.
512
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:00,567
I knew he was gonna ask me
513
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,633
That.
514
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,167
It say, "Send the child off
515
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:06,667
In the wilderness for 40 days,
516
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:09,233
And if he see his shadow..."
517
00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:10,633
Curtis!
518
00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:12,067
[ chuckles ]
519
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:12,867
It'll be winter for two more
520
00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:14,233
Months.
521
00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:15,233
Curtis...
522
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:16,700
Amen.
523
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:17,700
Okay, okay.
524
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,833
That's enough praying, okay?
525
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:20,600
It's time to get to the
526
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,067
Painting.
527
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:23,067
Baby, the painter is on his way.
528
00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:25,067
He's gonna give us a estimate.
529
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:26,067
I think first thing I'm gonna
530
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:28,633
Have him start on are these old,
531
00:15:28,633 --> 00:15:30,867
Raggedy door frames.
532
00:15:30,867 --> 00:15:33,167
Okay, curtis, baby.
533
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:34,167
Right there.
534
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,067
You do know why those notches
535
00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:38,167
Are in that door, right?
536
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,933
Yeah.
537
00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:42,167
Everybody banging on them and
538
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,567
Stuff.
539
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,567
No, curtis.
540
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,233
No, no, no, silly.
541
00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:49,100
Take a closer look.
542
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,133
What?
543
00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:52,600
Oh.
544
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,567
Oh, you mean this?
545
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:55,433
Mm-hmm.
546
00:15:55,433 --> 00:15:56,400
Calvin at two?
547
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,400
Mm-hmm.
548
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:01,533
Jazzy at 4, malik at 7, c.J.
549
00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:02,633
At 28.
550
00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:05,933
You did that.
551
00:16:05,933 --> 00:16:07,067
You know what?
552
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,800
I almost forgot.
553
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:09,667
This is where we watched the
554
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:10,933
Kids grow up.
555
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:14,067
Outside of everybody else's
556
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:16,767
Memories, we have some precious
557
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,833
Memories in this house, too.
558
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:23,167
Our family may have been bent,
559
00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:25,567
But we've never been broken.
560
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:26,833
[ chuckles ]
561
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:29,100
You right, baby.
562
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,467
You remember we used to play
563
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:34,433
Fireman and helpless lady?
564
00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:36,800
I used to say, "Rescue me!
565
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,233
Rescue me! Rescue me!
566
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:40,400
Rescue me!"
567
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,833
I'm coming to rescue you.
568
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:42,967
Rescue me! Rescue me! Ha ha!
569
00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:44,200
Uh, get a room.
570
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,433
Why take a trip when our love
571
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:47,200
Nest is right in the other room?
572
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:52,067
Ha ha ha! Ooh! Ha ha ha!
573
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:53,100
[ doorbell rings ]
574
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,100
Wait, wait.
575
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,367
Go away, man.
576
00:16:55,367 --> 00:16:56,400
I'm helping ella get her
577
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,333
Groove back.
578
00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,333
Curtis, please.
579
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:00,367
Curtis ready to get his
580
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,467
Groove back.
581
00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:06,700
Ya ya ya ya ya yaah!
582
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,967
I am your tiger...
583
00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:10,233
[ growls ]
584
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:13,267
And you are my prey.
585
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:14,067
Celebrate.
586
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:14,933
[ slow-tempo music plays ]
587
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,667
Oh.
588
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:18,967
Ha ha ha!
589
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:20,133
Ha ha ha!
590
00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:21,567
Oh! Ha ha!
591
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:23,433
Ooh, that's what I'm saying.
592
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:24,733
Ha ha ha! Oh...
593
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,433
Can you believe it?
594
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,533
I made my decision.
595
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:41,333
All right, curtis.
596
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:44,367
We're staying.
597
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,367
What?
598
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:47,367
You heard me.
599
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,300
Curtis, don't play.
600
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,133
Come on.
601
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:49,933
Are you serious?
602
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:50,833
Please.
603
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:55,300
Ella, I'm very serious.
604
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,300
I thought about what you said,
605
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,100
Baby.
606
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,533
Oh...
607
00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,133
You're right.
608
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:01,867
The house of payne is in better
609
00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:04,300
Shape than ever.
610
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,567
Thank you, god.
611
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:06,600
Thank you, god.
612
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,500
Mwah.
613
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,667
Thank you, god.
614
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:09,533
Yeah, yeah, right.
615
00:18:09,533 --> 00:18:10,400
Thank you, curtis, but thank
616
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,233
You, god.
617
00:18:11,233 --> 00:18:12,067
Come on, baby.
618
00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:15,567
Let's go make some more notches.
619
00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:19,367
[ chuckles ] We'll stop her.
620
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:20,800
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
621
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,100
We're not selling.
622
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,367
[ laughs ]
623
00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:25,100
Oh, put calvin on the phone.
624
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,600
Baby -- calvin --
625
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:32,533
Baby...
626
00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:34,600
I love you so much.
627
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,300
Thank you.
628
00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:40,700
Come on, baby. Come on.
629
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,067
That's not it.
630
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:43,933
Okay, well, what about now?
631
00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:45,467
[ beep ]
632
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:47,733
No. That's the food channel.
633
00:18:47,733 --> 00:18:49,667
You hit popcorn.
634
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:50,633
Hit potato.
635
00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:52,067
Baked potato?
636
00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:53,067
There's only one potato on
637
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:53,767
The thing.
638
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:54,667
Curtis, curtis...
639
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,300
[ beep ]
640
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,500
Uh-oh.
641
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,367
That's not it. No.
642
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,233
This is a tiger being chased by
643
00:19:01,233 --> 00:19:03,133
A flock of white chicks.
644
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,067
Is that a nature channel?
645
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:06,433
No.
646
00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:08,733
It's the golf channel.
647
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:10,467
What's going on here?
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