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That is beautiful.
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Oh.
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[ sniffing ]
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What's wrong, baby?
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I think my nose is stopped
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Up.
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You feeling all right?
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Yeah. I don't smell
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Breakfast.
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Oh.
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What -- baby!
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Curtis, that's because I did
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Not make breakfast.
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You didn't cook any
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Breakfast?
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No, no, not this morning.
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But -- oh, silly. Oh, silly.
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Oh, silly baby.
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Curtis.
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Wanted a little freaky deak.
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[ chuckling ]
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But, look, baby, look, I'm
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Sorry about last night.
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I apologize.
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I was just drained, okay?
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I'm drained after the game.
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I was just tired.
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God, I'm not superman.
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Oh, well, baby.
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Yes, I know. I know you're
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Not superman, baby, okay?
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Curtis, look. Unh-unh.
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I did not cook breakfast, baby,
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Because I'm getting everything
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Together for miranda's baby
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Shower, okay?
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I don't have time for that.
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[ grumbling ]
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Not this morning.
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You know what?
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I don't understand that in the
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First place.
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Tell me something.
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Why is it that women get baby
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Showers, huh?
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What's the big deal about that?
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I've never understood that.
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What are you talking about?
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Women. You get baby showers
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And gifts.
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You don't even do nothing.
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All you did was have the baby.
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Phewt! There it is.
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Oh.
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Thump.
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That's it?
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Wipe up, that's it.
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Wipe up?
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Yeah. Men, we plant the
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Seed.
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Comes from here. Huh?
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We don't get gifts.
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What's that about?
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Curtis, are you finished?
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Yeah.
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Are you finished?
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For now.
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Okay, but listen.
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Giving you a gift is what gets
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Us pregnant in the first place.
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Hmm. Yeah, you said all that
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The same way.
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You know what?
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[ babbling ]
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You know what, curtis?
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If you are that passionate about
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It, then throw calvin a baby
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Shower yourself.
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Yeah.
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That's what I'm gonna do.
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Curtis, I'm joking.
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That's what I'm -- no, no.
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No, I'm joking.
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A man shower!
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That's what I'm gonna do, ella.
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Curtis.
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That's a great idea.
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You know what?
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It's for men, by men.
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Curtis, curtis, wait a
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Minute.
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No. You can't come.
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I don't want to come.
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No women allowed.
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Curtis, I don't want to be
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There, but you know what, baby?
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It sounds ridiculous.
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Man shower. Go on.
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Plan that for us.
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You can do all that later.
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Plan this one first, and when
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You get through planning that,
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Come on and give me my gift.
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So, I was thinking, since we
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Don't know whether it's gonna be
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A boy or a girl, every
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Decoration should be emerald
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And yellow.
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Okay.
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Well, they're expecting a baby,
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Not wizard of oz.
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I was thinking more along the
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Lines of white.
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You know, because babies --
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Because white is pure and babies
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Are pure.
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Have you ever smelled a baby?
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Okay, look, I think I've
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Found the gift bag for the
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Guests.
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Look.
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Aren't the guests supposed
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To give miranda gifts?
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Why are guests getting gift
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Bags?
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It's a way of saying "Thank
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You."
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Thank you.
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You could just use the words
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"Thank you," and they don't cost
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You nothing.
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Okay, if you are going to
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Give gift bags, they should be
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Designer bags.
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Says more.
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Why don't you just get some
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Grocery bags and write "Gift"
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On them?
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Ooh. Now why didn't I think
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Of that?
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Oh, yeah.
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Because I have a brain.
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Okay, sandra.
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You're also slew-footed, but I
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Didn't mention that, slew foot.
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Curtis.
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Okay, can we at least give
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Prizes to the winners of the
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Games?
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Games. That's a good idea.
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Games? Why do we have to
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Play games?
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Because we're trying to make
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This fun.
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Yes, got to have fun.
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Got to have fun.
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Look, it's gonna be great.
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We can drink mimosas.
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Beer. We'll drink beer.
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Ooh. Punch.
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More beer.
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Never have too much.
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We talk smack about men.
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Oh, we can smack food out of
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Each other's hands. Ha!
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Man shower! Ha ha ha!
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Oh, this is gonna be so much
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Fun.
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Okay, then it's settled.
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Mint green and yellow for the
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Decorations, no gift bags, girl
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Talk and, uh, no games.
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Ahem.
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Okay, what just happened
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Here?
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What?
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What just happened here?
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Am I sure about it?
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Am I sure about this?
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Honey, it doesn't matter.
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I am sure.
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I know my daughter and I
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Understand what she wants.
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Except for calvin.
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That one still puzzles me.
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No, really.
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What just happened here?
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I mean, really?
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Hey, look here.
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Everybody duck down.
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You know what to do.
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Don't mess this up.
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Everybody synchronize your
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Watches.
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What you all looking for?
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Shh!
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We're waiting for calvin.
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Um --
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Calvin.
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Surprise!
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[ indistinct talking ]
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Whatever.
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Pops, man, you didn't have to
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Do all this.
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Ha ha ha!
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I told you we didn't.
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Come on.
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Y'all, put that stuff back.
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Stop.
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Put it back.
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This ain't mine, but it look
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Expensive.
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Floyd, put it down.
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Oh.
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Yes, I did have to do this.
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This is your man shower.
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Yeah.
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'cause you are the man.
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Yay!
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I need a drink.
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Thank you, floyd.
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Okay. Let me say something.
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Hey, let me tell y'all.
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C.J., you're gonna remember
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This.
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Do you remember when I caught
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Him eating his mama's shoes?
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[ laughter ]
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No, no, you mean chew.
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I chewed on it.
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No, no, uh-uh.
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You actually swallowed.
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Swallowed a little piece.
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And went back to eating.
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[ laughter ]
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That boy got "Sole."
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Ha ha!
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But look here.
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Let me tell you something.
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I have a special gift for
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Calvin.
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Special gift for the man of the
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Hour.
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The gift that keeps on giving.
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Puzzle pieces?
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Yep. That's for all them
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Nights that you're gonna be on
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The couch.
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How's he gonna put this
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Together when there's no
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Picture?
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Oh, you ain't gonna need no
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Picture.
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It's a crocodile.
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No, no. That's the bridge.
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Brother, look, just get the
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Corners started first, the
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Edges, and it'll all come
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Together.
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I got a better idea.
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[ laughter ]
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Start that one.
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Put that together.
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Hey, let me tell you
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Something.
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Fellas, I want to thank all you
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Guys for coming, man.
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And I'm gonna tell you
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Something, when curtis payne
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Throws a party, cream of the
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Crop shows up.
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Yeah!
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Yo! Way to do.
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Pookie in the house.
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Peanut is, too. Hey!
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Did I say crop? I meant crap.
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Whaddup, mr. P., besides your
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Cholesterol?
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The crime rate, now that
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You're here.
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Oh, I see mr. P. Got them
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Same jokes, huh?
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Ha ha! I see you still got
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Them warrants, huh?
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Yeah, but they out of state.
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I ain't worried about that.
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Look, we came here for my man
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Here.
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Yeah, we came to see the
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Food and crash this party.
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Ha ha!
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Hey.
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Mmm, that's musty, just like
294
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I like it.
295
00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,333
Anybody want some?
296
00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:21,967
No. No, playa.
297
00:07:21,967 --> 00:07:22,667
You just go ahead.
298
00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:23,333
That's all you.
299
00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:24,167
You down on this?
300
00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:25,200
No, that's yours,
301
00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:25,967
Green lantern.
302
00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,733
Mm-hmm.
303
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Do I have to wear this?
304
00:07:34,433 --> 00:07:35,267
Yes.
305
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Absolutely not.
306
00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:40,667
Now, you know, men don't stay
307
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Excited after the baby gets
308
00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,100
Here.
309
00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,067
Oh, I'm not gonna have that
310
00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:44,867
Problem with calvin.
311
00:07:44,867 --> 00:07:46,467
He's a man, isn't he?
312
00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:47,633
Claretha.
313
00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,333
All men are not bad.
314
00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,067
They are in my world.
315
00:07:51,067 --> 00:07:52,333
Okay, bitter, party of one,
316
00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:54,700
Your table is now available.
317
00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:57,267
[ giggles ]
318
00:07:57,267 --> 00:08:00,833
That was hilarious.
319
00:08:00,833 --> 00:08:02,733
[ giggles ]
320
00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,300
And who are you?
321
00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:07,300
Oh, I -- I'm monica, a friend
322
00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:08,400
Of janine's.
323
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,400
Yeah. Everybody, monica is
324
00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:10,500
Going to be living with c.J.
325
00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,433
And I.
326
00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:12,600
She's, uh, living with you
327
00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,467
And your husband?
328
00:08:14,467 --> 00:08:16,467
Okay.
329
00:08:16,467 --> 00:08:17,967
Yeah. I mean, just until she
330
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Gets on her feet, and, I mean,
331
00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,100
She's been really, really
332
00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,067
Helping out.
333
00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:21,733
Right.
334
00:08:21,733 --> 00:08:22,433
Yeah.
335
00:08:22,433 --> 00:08:23,767
You know, I think I hear
336
00:08:23,767 --> 00:08:25,167
Calvin jr.
337
00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:26,300
I'm gonna go get him.
338
00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:27,067
What --
339
00:08:27,067 --> 00:08:27,933
That's what my first husband
340
00:08:27,933 --> 00:08:29,400
Said about his secretary.
341
00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,833
She was just helping out.
342
00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:32,133
But she helped him all right,
343
00:08:32,133 --> 00:08:35,400
Right out of his drawers.
344
00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,733
Look who I have.
345
00:08:37,733 --> 00:08:39,767
[ knock on door ]
346
00:08:39,767 --> 00:08:43,667
Hi, tracie. Come on in.
347
00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:44,500
Here comes another one.
348
00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,433
Hey. Hey, miss ella.
349
00:08:46,433 --> 00:08:47,667
Hi, trace.
350
00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:48,400
How you doing?
351
00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,200
Good. How are you?
352
00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,400
Good. What's going on?
353
00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,267
It's a baby shower.
354
00:08:51,267 --> 00:08:53,233
Tracie, tracie. Hi.
355
00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,900
Mom, come meet tracie.
356
00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:56,167
Hi. I've heard so much about
357
00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:57,067
You.
358
00:08:57,067 --> 00:08:57,600
Welcome.
359
00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,733
Pleasure.
360
00:08:58,733 --> 00:08:59,833
How's the little man?
361
00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:01,067
There's your mommy.
362
00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:02,800
Hello. Hello, baby boy.
363
00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:03,800
How are you?
364
00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,067
Come here, little man. Yeah.
365
00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:05,933
How have you been?
366
00:09:05,933 --> 00:09:06,833
How's mama's baby?
367
00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:07,833
I'm better, you know.
368
00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:08,900
Just one day at a time.
369
00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:10,333
Okay. Calvin was gonna take
370
00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:11,533
Him today, you know.
371
00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:12,967
They're having a man shower.
372
00:09:12,967 --> 00:09:13,633
[ chuckles ]
373
00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:14,600
A what?
374
00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,567
Mr. Payne insisted on having
375
00:09:16,567 --> 00:09:17,833
Something for calvin, so all
376
00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:19,067
The men are over at his house.
377
00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:20,300
So, can I get you anything?
378
00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:22,900
Um, you know what?
379
00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:24,433
I'm okay, actually, and I do
380
00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,167
Want to apologize for not
381
00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:25,667
Calling.
382
00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:26,267
I'm sorry.
383
00:09:26,267 --> 00:09:27,800
I know I should have called, but
384
00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,300
I just wanted to see him.
385
00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:31,233
You can take him.
386
00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:32,100
I'm gonna boogie.
387
00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,633
And enjoy your shower, okay?
388
00:09:33,633 --> 00:09:34,433
Okay.
389
00:09:34,433 --> 00:09:34,967
Okay. Bye.
390
00:09:34,967 --> 00:09:35,433
Bye-bye.
391
00:09:35,433 --> 00:09:36,133
Say, "Bye-bye, mama."
392
00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:36,733
Bye, miss ella.
393
00:09:36,733 --> 00:09:37,400
Oh, bye, tracie.
394
00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,100
Oh, you're leaving?
395
00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:39,067
Yeah.
396
00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:39,967
Oh. Okay.
397
00:09:39,967 --> 00:09:40,833
Bye, guys. Have fun.
398
00:09:40,833 --> 00:09:42,167
Bye.
399
00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:44,133
Okay. All right, everybody.
400
00:09:44,133 --> 00:09:45,600
It's time to play "Pin the
401
00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,967
Diaper on the baby."
402
00:09:46,967 --> 00:09:48,300
This is a classy shower, not
403
00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:49,400
Bingo night at the lodge.
404
00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,733
You know, I should have planned
405
00:09:50,733 --> 00:09:51,900
This without your help.
406
00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:53,367
Planned? You took over,
407
00:09:53,367 --> 00:09:55,067
Sandra.
408
00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:56,633
That's why the decorations look
409
00:09:56,633 --> 00:09:58,200
Awful, and that's why there are
410
00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,267
No gift bags for our guests.
411
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,700
No, no, janine.
412
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,367
That's why nobody is having fun,
413
00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:04,233
Sandra.
414
00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:05,433
Well, maybe your idea of fun
415
00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:06,500
Is too old-fashioned to even
416
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,333
Know what fun is.
417
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,467
I mean, "Pin the diaper on the
418
00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:10,400
Balloon"? Really?
419
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,033
Hey, you know what? Enough!
420
00:10:12,033 --> 00:10:14,233
Enough! This is my baby shower.
421
00:10:14,233 --> 00:10:16,367
Yeah, not grannies gone wild.
422
00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:18,500
I cannot believe the two of
423
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,833
You.
424
00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:23,000
Come on.
425
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,000
Both: see what you did!
426
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,633
Mm!
427
00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:34,433
[ men clamoring and laughing ]
428
00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,300
[ doorbell rings ]
429
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:42,500
Hey, sweetie.
430
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,067
What are you doing here?
431
00:10:44,067 --> 00:10:45,833
Well, I heard that the guys
432
00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,200
Were throwing you a man shower,
433
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,433
And I just wanted to say
434
00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:49,433
Congratulations.
435
00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:51,067
Thanks. Uh, look, tracie,
436
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,267
Right now isn't the best time.
437
00:10:52,267 --> 00:10:54,300
Well, can I give you a gift,
438
00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:54,633
Too?
439
00:10:54,633 --> 00:10:55,567
You got me a gift?
440
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,067
I did.
441
00:10:56,067 --> 00:10:57,467
You didn't have to give me a
442
00:10:57,467 --> 00:10:58,200
Gift.
443
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,167
I know, but I wanted to.
444
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,900
Look, you have to leave now.
445
00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:14,867
Calvin, don't be like that.
446
00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:15,733
Be like what?
447
00:11:15,733 --> 00:11:16,933
A man who's committed and
448
00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:17,967
Faithful to his wife?
449
00:11:17,967 --> 00:11:19,233
I know you are, and that's
450
00:11:19,233 --> 00:11:20,500
What I like about you.
451
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,233
No, no, no.
452
00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:22,733
That's not how it's supposed to
453
00:11:22,733 --> 00:11:23,067
Go.
454
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:24,667
Well, calvin, what am I
455
00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:25,833
Supposed to do, huh?
456
00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:27,167
I'm still in love with you.
457
00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:28,500
Okay, but I'm not in love
458
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,500
With you!
459
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,733
And you're supposed to remember
460
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,233
That what we had is over!
461
00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:35,967
It left us with a beautiful son,
462
00:11:35,967 --> 00:11:37,600
But that's it.
463
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,900
It doesn't change the fact that
464
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,600
I'm married now.
465
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,433
I'm married and I love my wife!
466
00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:45,200
Hey. Tracie.
467
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,400
You're not supposed to be here.
468
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,533
This is a man shower.
469
00:11:47,533 --> 00:11:48,300
No women allowed.
470
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:49,167
I know, mr. Payne.
471
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,333
I just came to get some stuff
472
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,267
Off my chest.
473
00:11:57,067 --> 00:12:00,133
[ chuckles ]
474
00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:02,467
Ooh, you a slick one.
475
00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:05,300
Yeah, I know why you came.
476
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,400
You're trying to get my son to
477
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,133
Creep.
478
00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:09,500
Mr. Payne, can calvin and I
479
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,600
Talk, please?
480
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,533
Oh, yeah. Of course you can.
481
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:16,067
Go and talk.
482
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:19,233
In private.
483
00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:20,733
[ snickers ]
484
00:12:20,733 --> 00:12:21,833
Private?
485
00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:22,800
Yeah.
486
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:23,633
Oh, okay.
487
00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:26,433
Well, this is my house, see?
488
00:12:26,433 --> 00:12:28,667
Calvin has his own house.
489
00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:31,467
Okay, well, when calvin is
490
00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:35,067
Ready for me to leave...
491
00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:35,900
He'll ask me --
492
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,133
Leave!
493
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,267
Wow.
494
00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:42,200
So, I guess you heard that.
495
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,933
Get out of here!
496
00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:46,600
Look, and if it's not about
497
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,700
Calvin jr., then I don't want to
498
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:53,667
See you or hear from you again.
499
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:54,600
Sure about that?
500
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,567
Positive.
501
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,333
All right.
502
00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:58,867
All right, before you make this
503
00:12:58,867 --> 00:13:00,333
Decision, you make sure that
504
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:01,533
You're not ringing a bell you
505
00:13:01,533 --> 00:13:02,300
Can't unring.
506
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,600
Tracie, I don't want to
507
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,233
Unring it.
508
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:05,367
Goodbye.
509
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,400
All right.
510
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,500
Well, I guess it is the one
511
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,400
Thing that we managed to do
512
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,500
Together.
513
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,800
[ chuckles ]
514
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,333
I just hope miranda doesn't
515
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:24,267
Stay mad at me.
516
00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:25,967
I don't know what gets into me
517
00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,367
Sometimes.
518
00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:28,900
It's just I'm determined to
519
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,100
Make this day special for her.
520
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,367
That's what I wanted, too.
521
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:34,233
I love miranda.
522
00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:37,067
She is the best wife for calvin.
523
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,300
Really?
524
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,167
Yes.
525
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:43,133
Sandra, calvin was so unfocused.
526
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:44,967
And then, when he met miranda, I
527
00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:49,567
Saw my baby boy become a man.
528
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:53,133
Thank you.
529
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,967
Oh.
530
00:13:55,967 --> 00:14:00,100
So, you two are still here?
531
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,933
We couldn't leave, you know,
532
00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:02,500
Without --
533
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,267
Cleaning up.
534
00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:04,100
Oh, no, darling.
535
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,233
I know you can handle that.
536
00:14:05,233 --> 00:14:06,533
Um, no, honey, I just wanted to
537
00:14:06,533 --> 00:14:08,200
Apologize.
538
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,500
I mean, this is my first
539
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,267
Grandchild.
540
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,300
I wanted everything to be nice.
541
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:15,733
We are so sorry, miranda.
542
00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:16,867
I know your hearts were in
543
00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:18,100
The right place.
544
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,767
Well, baby, I will always be
545
00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:21,367
There when you need me.
546
00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:22,133
Me, too.
547
00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:24,067
And I will even -- we will even
548
00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:25,167
Work on this relationship,
549
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:26,467
Won't we?
550
00:14:26,467 --> 00:14:27,933
Won't we?
551
00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:28,400
Ma.
552
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,967
Well, we'd get along if she'd
553
00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,367
Just remember that, you know,
554
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:32,433
I'm right.
555
00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:33,733
[ scoffs ]
556
00:14:33,733 --> 00:14:34,533
Really?
557
00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:36,067
Usually. Ahem.
558
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:36,933
Really?
559
00:14:36,933 --> 00:14:37,800
Yes, sometimes I am.
560
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,200
Enough, ladies. Mom.
561
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,067
To your corners.
562
00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:48,333
[ men laughing ]
563
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,400
To calvin and his growing
564
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,433
Family.
565
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,833
Yeah!
566
00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:54,633
Ha ha ha ha!
567
00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:56,833
Look, now I remember the
568
00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:58,733
First time I held my son,
569
00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:02,067
Calvin jr., in my arms.
570
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,067
And you know what?
571
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,567
I'm really looking forward to
572
00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:06,600
That feeling again.
573
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,400
P., our daddy never held us,
574
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,467
Man.
575
00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:11,533
[ sobs ]
576
00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:12,333
But, look, man, he showed us
577
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,433
How to hold up a liquor store.
578
00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:15,633
Ha ha ha!
579
00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:16,400
They're so funny.
580
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,433
They still think they got the
581
00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:18,633
Same daddy.
582
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:20,433
[ laughter ]
583
00:15:20,433 --> 00:15:23,333
Look, no more feelings, okay?
584
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,633
This is a man shower, okay?
585
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,600
We don't do feelings here.
586
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,067
We don't do feelings!
587
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,467
Yay!
588
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:30,200
Only thing we have feelings
589
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,333
For is booze, barbecue, and
590
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:33,133
Sports.
591
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,267
Yeah!
592
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,067
Sports!
593
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,133
Booze!
594
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:41,800
Sports.
595
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,100
Cookies.
596
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,967
When malik was born, I -- I
597
00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:48,200
Cried.
598
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,367
C.J.!
599
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,667
There's no crying in man
600
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,500
Showers.
601
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,367
I did, unc.
602
00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:56,600
No, you didn't.
603
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,367
Yes, I did.
604
00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:58,067
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
605
00:15:58,067 --> 00:15:58,667
No, you didn't.
606
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,700
Whoa, whoa. C.J., I relate
607
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,133
To you, man.
608
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:04,433
It's okay to relate to him.
609
00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:06,200
We just don't talk about it.
610
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,467
This is a man shower, okay?
611
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,600
No feelings.
612
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,700
No feelings.
613
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:14,767
A son is a gift.
614
00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:16,333
A great gift.
615
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:19,133
Okay, you want feelings?
616
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,433
I'll give you feelings.
617
00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:24,233
Just let me say that I am
618
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,900
Proud...
619
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:28,733
[ exhales ]
620
00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:30,567
...Of these two.
621
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,800
That's it.
622
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,933
You crying?
623
00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:41,133
Unc, you crying!
624
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:45,300
[ laughter ]
625
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,300
He's crying.
626
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,067
Okay, that's it. That's it.
627
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,800
That ends the night, okay?
628
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,300
Ain't no crying going on.
629
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,067
Here's to the first man shower.
630
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:55,433
Ha ha ha!
631
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,100
Good stuff, good stuff.
632
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,700
Everybody gonna take your butts
633
00:16:58,700 --> 00:16:59,867
Home, get out of my house.
634
00:16:59,867 --> 00:17:01,200
And nobody's driving 'cause I'm
635
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,733
Gonna call cabs for everybody,
636
00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:04,067
Okay?
637
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:07,533
So, hey, guys, thanks for coming
638
00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:09,233
Out.
639
00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:10,500
Good job.
640
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,067
But most important, calvin,
641
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:15,367
Congratulations.
642
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,733
Thanks, pop.
643
00:17:16,733 --> 00:17:17,667
Proud of you, son.
644
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:18,500
Grandpa.
645
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,733
Ha ha ha! You watch your
646
00:17:19,733 --> 00:17:21,067
Tongue.
647
00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:22,433
Okay, come on, y'all.
648
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:25,600
Let's go. Oh, god.
649
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,700
Did it hurt?
650
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:28,967
Uh, I think I better call
651
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:29,533
The cabs.
652
00:17:29,533 --> 00:17:30,067
Yeah.
653
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:31,267
I think I better go on to
654
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,467
The bathroom 'cause that was
655
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:32,900
Funny.
656
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:34,233
Yeah, I got a weak bladder.
657
00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:35,200
I'm right behind you.
658
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,767
Yeah.
659
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:45,333
Oh. So cute.
660
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,967
Hey, baby.
661
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,767
Oh, look at all of the great
662
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:50,433
Gifts we got.
663
00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:51,500
Oh, I put most of them up
664
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,067
Already.
665
00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:55,067
How was the boy bath?
666
00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:56,767
It was a man shower.
667
00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:58,067
Oh, that sounds so much
668
00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:58,500
Better.
669
00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,567
[ chuckles ]
670
00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:02,267
So, how was it?
671
00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:03,633
Were you the first to cry?
672
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:06,567
No. C.J. Cried first.
673
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:06,900
Oh.
674
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:07,933
But anyway, that's not
675
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:08,433
Important.
676
00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:09,633
Baby, I have something I need to
677
00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:10,367
Tell you.
678
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,433
Hmm.
679
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,633
Tracie tried to kiss me.
680
00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:14,567
What?
681
00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:16,333
Well, she kissed me and I-I
682
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,667
Did not kiss her back.
683
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,467
Okay, you know what, calvin?
684
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:21,367
I am not going to do this again.
685
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,633
No -- no, you don't have to,
686
00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:23,733
Baby.
687
00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:25,067
I-I don't want her, and I'm
688
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:26,533
Telling you this because I don't
689
00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:27,667
Want any secrets in our
690
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:28,533
Relationship.
691
00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:32,200
I love you.
692
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,567
You know what?
693
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:36,300
That chick just does not get it.
694
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,400
And as soon as she brings
695
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,333
Calvin jr. Back here --
696
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:39,133
Wait, wait, wait.
697
00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:39,967
Calvin jr.'s not here?
698
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:41,167
Yes, tracie came to get him
699
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,133
Earlier today, and had I known
700
00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:43,100
What I know now --
701
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,800
Wait, wait, wait.
702
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,500
Tracie, when are you bringing
703
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,433
Calvin jr. Back?
704
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:48,667
It's past his bedtime and we
705
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:51,600
Have him on a -- what?
706
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,367
Well, no, no. You can't do that.
707
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:55,300
Well, he's my son, too!
708
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,333
H-hello? Hello?
709
00:18:58,333 --> 00:18:59,400
What? Wait, wait, wait.
710
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,067
No, no, no.
711
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:00,900
Baby, what did she say?
712
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,067
She says she's not bringing
713
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,100
Him back and I'll never see him
714
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,333
Again.
715
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,067
[ sighs ]
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