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Calvin?
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Calvin?
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Calvin!
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Calvin, you're supposed to be
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Helping me clean the garage.
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Calvin?
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Okay, you want to play like
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That?
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Well, I guess it's tee time.
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Ah. Here we are.
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We're at the lazy son country
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Club.
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This shot requires a little
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Care, huh?
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If he hits it too soft, he won't
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Even get close.
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If he hits it too hard, calvin
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Could lose a few teeth.
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Let's watch. Fore!
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Curtis!
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I knew it.
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I knew it was too quiet.
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What?
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Baby, what are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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What? Checking my club.
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Calvin, get up. Oh!
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What -- what happened?
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Give me that.
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Stop trying to use me for
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Putting practice.
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What?
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That's your mama, ella woods.
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Curtis.
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Calvin, you fell asleep?
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I guess so.
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I am so sorry.
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Ever since calvin has been
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Working these two jobs, he can
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Barely keep his eyes open.
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I mean, yesterday, he almost
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Fell asleep when we were
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Making --
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Eh-eh-eh-eh!
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This is a public golf course,
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Thank you.
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Making breakfast, mr. Payne.
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He almost burned himself.
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See there?
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I told calvin this was gonna be
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Too much.
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Bringing in a few extra dollars,
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Curtis, is not worth his health.
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'cause you cannot spend money
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When you're dead.
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True.
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You know what?
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You and calvin really need to
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Make sure you get your will
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Together...And spell my name
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Right -- "C" to the "U" to the
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"R" to the "I" to the "S".
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Calvin. Baby, wake up!
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"T."
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Calvin?
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Calvin, baby, come on.
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Well, looks like we're
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Playing through.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Fore!
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Curtis!
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Curtis!
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[ siren wails, horn honks ]
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Hey, baby?
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Hmm?
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There's two pieces of salami
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In the fridge.
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Can you make me a sandwich
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Before I go?
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Um...
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How about something else?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And that bag of chips.
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Chips?
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And that grape soda.
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Oh, grape soda?
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Um...
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Baby, about that sandwich...
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You -- you ate the last of
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The salami?
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Mmm. Mmm.
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That would have been good, too.
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Baby, I'm sorry.
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I'm eating for two.
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Well, I'm eating for one
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Person with two jobs.
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Okay.
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How about I make you a pb&j?
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Okay, fine.
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Mm. Mm.
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Uh, oh. Um, change of plans.
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How about I just make you a
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P.B.?
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Okay. P.B. That'll work.
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Um, about that whole sandwich
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Part...
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We don't have any bread.
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What do we have?
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Okay.
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We have baby food.
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We have...A ketchup packet?
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[ smacks lips ]
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We have, uh, a jar of fish
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Grease and some broken dreams.
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Well, can you put some
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Mustard on them dreams?
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Well, we're out of mustard.
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Baby, why didn't you go
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Grocery shopping, baby?
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Well, because when you go
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Grocery shopping and you check
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Out, they ask for money.
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Okay, fine.
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I get paid tonight.
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I'll -- I'll make a deposit.
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How much is in the bank account?
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How much is your check?
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Around $280.
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[ clicks tongue ]
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About $265.
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Overdraft fees, baby. Overdraft.
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[ sighs ]
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I think it's time we just asked
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Your parents for help.
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No, no.
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I'm a grown man, and I'll handle
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My problems just like any other
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Grown man...
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Ignore them.
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Beautiful.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Everybody be quiet. Be quiet.
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Janine's interview is coming
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Back on.
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I'm so proud of you, baby.
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Thank you.
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Instrumental plays ][
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So, a scandal like this could
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Potentially rock the atlanta
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Fire department.
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You know, it's important for
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People to recognize that
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Maxine bannon's behavior was in
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No way a reflection on the
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Hardworking men and women of
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The atlanta fire department.
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That's my baby right there.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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So, mrs. Payne, what you're
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Saying is, is that you're hoping
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That this won't reflect
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Negatively on the fire
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Department in any way.
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I mean, these people put
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Their lives on the line day in
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And day out, so, yes, we -- we
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Are definitely hoping that that
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Is the case.
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Doing good.
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Thank you.
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[ chuckles ]
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Yes, okay, so --
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Hey -- hey, ella! Hey, baby.
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How you doing?
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Hey, baby.
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Curtis?
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Uh, yeah, I'm -- I'm the
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Ex-fire chief, former fire chief
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Of the beautiful city of
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Atlanta.
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I was a-a public servant.
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So, obviously, we have
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Someone joining us who claims to
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Know about the corruption.
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Oh, not claiming.
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I know about it, baby.
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I'm the mastermind behind the
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Operation "Catch a skank."
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* da-da-da-da
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Okay, and this interview has
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Just been concluded.
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Y'all could put music right
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There.
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So one more second before
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We go.
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Is there anything else you'd
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Like to add?
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Uh, yes, I would.
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Remember, kids, uh, it's --
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Skanks come in all forms, and
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They're very dangerous.
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Oh, my god.
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It could be your aunt.
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It could be your sister.
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It's a lot of y'all mamas.
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[ laughs ]
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I know you wouldn't know...
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Curtis!
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But they can strike at any
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Time, and that's just something
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You need to know about skanks.
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I-I think this interview is
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Over.
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It's a wrap!
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Thank you.
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Yeah, it's a wrap.
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Please tell me you didn't.
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Just tell me that that is not
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You.
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Yes, it is.
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He took over the entire
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Interview.
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You know what?
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I hope they edit you out,
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Because that is so rude.
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This was live television.
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That means people are gonna see
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It next week.
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What happened to "Low
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Profile"?
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That is just embarrassing.
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No, that's called a p.S.A. --
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A payne service announcement.
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Janine, I am so sorry, but
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Leave it to...Curtis payne to
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Steal somebody's 15 minutes' of
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Fame.
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Baby!
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Baby, please.
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She got about six minutes left.
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Well, I'm proud of you, baby.
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You did your thing with that
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Media.
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Thank you.
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And I'm not surprised that
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The fire department made you
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Assistant public-relations
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Director.
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Huh. I am.
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Uncle curtis, janine can find
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The positive in any situation.
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Please.
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Find the positive in me being
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Fired after 32 years of service.
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Okay. All right.
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Um, early-retirement programs
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Ensure the longevity of the
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Department and create additional
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Funding to better serve the
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Community.
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Bam! That's my baby.
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Public-relations guru.
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Look, they stabbed me in the
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Back.
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No. No, no, no.
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They implemented incentives for
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You to explore other career
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Opportunities.
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Explore other career
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Opportunities.
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She cold. She cold.
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How about they humiliated me
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At my retirement roast?
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No, no.
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That was a celebration of an
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Illustrious career.
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What else you got?
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So?
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Come on. Come on, curtis.
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Ha!
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Curtis.
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She can't pass a drug test.
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[ coughs ]
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[ laughs ]
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[ both singing indistinctly ]
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Game over!
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I'm gonna get something to
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Drink.
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Uh-oh. Now she's drinking.
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Tea!
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[ laughs ]
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You hit below the belt.
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[ both laugh ]
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That was...
295
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Hey.
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Are you laughing?
297
00:07:27,133 --> 00:07:28,267
No, no. It was low.
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Yes, he is.
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If the pipe fits, smoke it.
300
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[ laughter ]
301
00:07:31,133 --> 00:07:32,733
That's your husband laughing
302
00:07:32,733 --> 00:07:33,633
Right there.
303
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I was -- he caught me off
304
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Guard.
305
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Hi.
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Hi, there, baby.
307
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Hi, there, baby mama.
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Listen, I brought you some
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Leftovers.
310
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Oh, thank you. Leftovers.
311
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You're welcome.
312
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Oh, this place looks lived in.
313
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I know, ms. Ella.
314
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Please excuse the mess.
315
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I am so tired of cleaning up
316
00:08:01,733 --> 00:08:02,800
After that boy.
317
00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,833
Oh, please.
318
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Toddlers can be a handful.
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Uh, I'm talking about his
320
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Daddy.
321
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Calvin can be a handful, too.
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Uh, miranda, are you gonna eat
323
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All the food?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
325
00:08:15,933 --> 00:08:17,133
Did you want some?
326
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No. [ chuckles ]
327
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I'm just so hungry, ms. Ella.
328
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[ laughs ]
329
00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,367
Well, baby, let me -- look, I
330
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Can cook you a few meals if you
331
00:08:25,433 --> 00:08:27,367
Don't mind me going into your
332
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Refrigerator.
333
00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,900
And you have nothing in your
334
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Refrigerator.
335
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There's ketchup, baby food,
336
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And...
337
00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,900
Is that fish grease?
338
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Calvin's gonna bring some,
339
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Um, some food home on his way
340
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Home from work.
341
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He's gonna go to the grocery
342
00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:42,600
Store.
343
00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,900
Oh, okay, then I will call
344
00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,833
Him and give him a little list
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Of things that I want to
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00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:48,700
Prepare.
347
00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:49,533
Uh, uh, um...
348
00:08:49,533 --> 00:08:50,967
That way, he pick it up for
349
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Me.
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00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,867
Miranda, there's no dial tone.
351
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,300
Yeah, um, you know, we just
352
00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:56,567
Use cellphones around here.
353
00:08:56,567 --> 00:08:58,133
There's really no use in having,
354
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You know, three lines.
355
00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:02,700
Okay, miranda, is everything
356
00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:03,267
Okay?
357
00:09:03,267 --> 00:09:05,333
You know, do you and calvin need
358
00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:06,200
Some help?
359
00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,267
No, miss --
360
00:09:07,267 --> 00:09:08,833
Miranda, listen to me.
361
00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:09,467
Listen.
362
00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:11,533
Miranda, if you do not eat, then
363
00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:12,800
Your baby does not eat.
364
00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,167
Ms. Ella, we're fine.
365
00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:14,800
Right.
366
00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,533
That's why you're tearing that
367
00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:17,333
Chicken up.
368
00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:20,900
[ cellphone rings ]
369
00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:21,800
Wait a minute.
370
00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,433
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
371
00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:24,333
Hello? Hello?
372
00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:25,867
Oh, wait. Wait. One moment.
373
00:09:25,867 --> 00:09:26,400
Oh.
374
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,267
Oh, thank you. Hey, baby!
375
00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:29,267
No, no, no.
376
00:09:29,267 --> 00:09:31,200
I'm just here with your mom
377
00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,700
Having a bite to eat.
378
00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,500
Oh, it's good.
379
00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,733
What?
380
00:09:36,733 --> 00:09:39,367
O-okay, baby, I'm -- I'm on my
381
00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:39,933
Way, okay?
382
00:09:39,933 --> 00:09:41,067
Ms. Ella, I got to go.
383
00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:42,067
Miranda, calm --
384
00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:43,167
Wait. No, no, no, no.
385
00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:44,500
Junior -- I mean calvin -- you
386
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,767
Have to get -- but I-I can't
387
00:09:45,767 --> 00:09:46,233
Drive.
388
00:09:46,233 --> 00:09:46,867
Miranda.
389
00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:47,367
Huh?
390
00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:48,267
Calm down, okay?
391
00:09:48,267 --> 00:09:49,800
What is it? What is going on?
392
00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,167
Calvin has gotten in an
393
00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:52,733
Accident at work and he is at
394
00:09:52,733 --> 00:09:54,233
The emergency room and I have
395
00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:54,900
To go now.
396
00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:56,533
Okay, well -- okay, listen,
397
00:09:56,533 --> 00:09:58,167
If he called, then he's okay.
398
00:09:58,167 --> 00:09:59,167
Calm down, now.
399
00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:00,867
I'll get calvin jr. And I will
400
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,367
Take you to the hospital.
401
00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:10,367
Push it open. There you go.
402
00:10:10,367 --> 00:10:13,300
That's how you do that.
403
00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,933
[ grunts ]
404
00:10:14,933 --> 00:10:15,900
Here we go. Ugh.
405
00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:17,533
Just -- just sit down, baby,
406
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,067
And take the weight off your
407
00:10:19,067 --> 00:10:19,833
Ankle, okay?
408
00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:21,567
All right.
409
00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:24,500
You got it? Sit. Sit.
410
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,833
Now put it right up here.
411
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:26,400
Okay.
412
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,233
Ow, ow, ow.
413
00:10:27,233 --> 00:10:28,733
You -- you grabbing it wrong.
414
00:10:28,733 --> 00:10:29,500
It's okay.
415
00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:30,933
Now, tell me and your son
416
00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:32,300
Again how you sprained your
417
00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:33,633
Ankle at a job where you sit
418
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,400
Down all day.
419
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,900
I told you -- I stepped in a
420
00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:36,400
Pothole.
421
00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,667
In a pothole doing what,
422
00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:38,133
Calvin?
423
00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:39,267
Curtis, he told you --
424
00:10:39,267 --> 00:10:40,100
Chasing a truck.
425
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,500
You know, I think it's crazy
426
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,500
That they let you chase
427
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:43,600
Dangerous criminals with a
428
00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,767
Whistle and a flashlight.
429
00:10:44,767 --> 00:10:45,900
I ain't got no whistle.
430
00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:47,000
What am I gonna do with a
431
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:47,467
Whistle?
432
00:10:47,467 --> 00:10:48,500
I don't know.
433
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,700
Is that chicken?
434
00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:50,667
Can I have some?
435
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,200
Maybe you could whistle for
436
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:52,600
Help.
437
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,967
How about that, starsky and
438
00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:54,467
Crutch?
439
00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:55,467
Curtis, please.
440
00:10:55,467 --> 00:10:57,400
Let's just all be grateful that
441
00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,667
He didn't get shot.
442
00:10:58,667 --> 00:10:59,600
Is that good?
443
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,367
So, how much stuff did they
444
00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:02,333
Get away with?
445
00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,700
Oh, not that much.
446
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,467
Just -- just a couple pieces of
447
00:11:05,467 --> 00:11:06,167
Equipment.
448
00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:07,667
Oh, some, like shovels,
449
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,433
Hammers, that sort of thing?
450
00:11:09,433 --> 00:11:12,367
No, more like dump trucks and
451
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,400
S-stuff like that.
452
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,900
[ as calvin jr. ] Where the
453
00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,433
Hell was you, daddy, when they
454
00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:17,633
Was robbing the place?
455
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,167
[ normal voice ] Don't you say
456
00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:20,167
That to your daddy.
457
00:11:20,167 --> 00:11:21,167
That's your father.
458
00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:23,367
I-I was manning my station.
459
00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:25,367
Calvin, didn't the alarms go
460
00:11:25,367 --> 00:11:26,667
Off?
461
00:11:26,667 --> 00:11:28,500
Yeah. That's what woke me up.
462
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,300
[ as calvin jr. ] Daddy, you
463
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,767
Was sleeping through the
464
00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:32,433
Robbery?
465
00:11:32,433 --> 00:11:34,100
[ normal voice ] I told you
466
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,400
Don't do that to him.
467
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,967
No, just the first part.
468
00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:38,433
The second part was high
469
00:11:38,433 --> 00:11:39,067
Pursuit.
470
00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:40,833
Is that when the pothole took
471
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,067
You out?
472
00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,367
Look, anyway, the doctor said
473
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:45,800
I have to stay off my ankle for
474
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,633
The next two weeks.
475
00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:47,200
I know.
476
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,533
That's some crazy stuff, ain't
477
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:48,833
It?
478
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,600
He -- he gonna stay off his
479
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:51,200
Ankle.
480
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,700
Well, you do that.
481
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:55,067
I'm gonna go sell this story to
482
00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:57,067
"America's dumbest security
483
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:57,600
Guards."
484
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,867
No, no, no, curtis.
485
00:11:58,867 --> 00:11:59,633
Wait, baby.
486
00:11:59,633 --> 00:12:00,833
Hey there, big boy.
487
00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:02,500
Hey -- curtis, you need to stay
488
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,200
Here, baby.
489
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,633
I have a midterm later today.
490
00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:05,433
[ cries ]
491
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,700
Oh, no, we're fine.
492
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:07,500
We'll manage.
493
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,133
Ugh. See, baby? They're fine.
494
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:10,633
And I got to go to the house.
495
00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:11,867
I got stuff I got to do.
496
00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:13,433
Curtis, calvin is hurt, she
497
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,067
Is due any minute, and this baby
498
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,067
Cannot help them.
499
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:19,433
They need some help.
500
00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:22,300
Everybody, bow your heads.
501
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:22,700
Pray.
502
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,667
Now, bow your head,
503
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:24,400
Little junior.
504
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,833
Father god, right now we come to
505
00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:26,167
You.
506
00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:27,467
We ask in your name that you
507
00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:29,067
Will bless this family.
508
00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:30,733
Make them safe in his name.
509
00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:32,700
And it is done. Look at that.
510
00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,333
They got halos on their heads.
511
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:35,300
Fine, curtis.
512
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:37,067
Then calvin, miranda, and calvin
513
00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:38,700
Jr. Are gonna come home with me
514
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:39,567
To your house.
515
00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:42,067
Both: no!
516
00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:43,500
You know, I hate it when you
517
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,067
Do this.
518
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,067
I really hate this.
519
00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:45,867
[ babbles ]
520
00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:46,500
I know.
521
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,900
It gets worse when you get
522
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:48,367
Older.
523
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:49,200
I'm gonna stay.
524
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,733
I'm gonna stay, but I'm telling
525
00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:52,100
You right now -- I don't do
526
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,667
Diapers, I don't do bedpans, and
527
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:56,433
I don't do c-sections.
528
00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:57,900
And I get to hold the remote.
529
00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:59,767
Where's it at?
530
00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:00,433
Oh!
531
00:13:00,433 --> 00:13:01,233
Curtis!
532
00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:03,133
Ow!
533
00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:09,533
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
534
00:13:09,533 --> 00:13:11,133
Indistinct shouting ][
535
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:13,067
Oh, my -- you lowdown heifer.
536
00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:14,700
Are you out of your mind?
537
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,700
This girl got to be out of her
538
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:17,200
Mind.
539
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,133
Mm, mm, mm!
540
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:19,833
Now, where is everybody?
541
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,800
I'm about to miss my bus.
542
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,067
Hey, ms. Wilhelmina.
543
00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:24,967
What's going on?
544
00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:26,367
This heifer thinks she's
545
00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:27,500
Engaged to big poppa.
546
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,867
Everybody in atlanta know
547
00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:30,533
Big poppa is married with kids.
548
00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:31,933
I should snatch her wig off
549
00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:32,767
My-damn-self.
550
00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:33,833
Why would anybody --
551
00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:35,233
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
552
00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:36,333
What's going on here?
553
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,467
What's going on in this house?
554
00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:39,733
Oh, nothing.
555
00:13:39,733 --> 00:13:41,067
Can I have my check?
556
00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,067
Ms. Wilhelmina.
557
00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:42,700
Fine.
558
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:43,900
Twins are napping.
559
00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,733
Malik did his homework, and he's
560
00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:47,067
Over at kevin's house.
561
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,367
Can I have my check?
562
00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:49,800
Yes, ms. Wilhelmina.
563
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,100
Make me miss my bus.
564
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,767
One more thing -- your husband
565
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,500
Is gonna be mad at you when he
566
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,200
Gets home.
567
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:57,733
Why?
568
00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:59,267
Didn't you forget something?
569
00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:00,833
I've got your check right
570
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:01,333
Here.
571
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,133
Janine, you forgot to pick up
572
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:03,733
Jazmine.
573
00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:04,867
That and my check.
574
00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:06,167
She was at the bus stop.
575
00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:07,500
Oh, jazzy, baby, I'm so
576
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:07,933
Sorry.
577
00:14:07,933 --> 00:14:08,533
I forgot.
578
00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:09,800
No, no, no. No, no, no.
579
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,633
It's okay, mom.
580
00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,067
I could've taken the lithonia
581
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,467
118 bus to the 323, jumped on
582
00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:15,100
The west line and been home...In
583
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:15,867
Only 3 hours.
584
00:14:15,867 --> 00:14:17,433
You should take some of those
585
00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:19,500
Memory pills I take.
586
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,933
What are those things called?
587
00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:23,733
And where did I put them?
588
00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:24,967
Ms. Wilhelmina?
589
00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,967
One-legged larry said holler at
590
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:27,533
Him.
591
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,267
Who?
592
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,433
Oh, yeah, and he also said he
593
00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:31,500
Wanted his 20 bucks.
594
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,967
Don't know no one-legged
595
00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:33,500
Larry.
596
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,933
I don't have no money for him.
597
00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:37,400
Um, we'll -- we'll discuss
598
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,100
That later.
599
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,467
Jazzy, why don't you go get
600
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:40,567
Washed up for dinner?
601
00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:41,500
Okay? I'm sorry.
602
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,567
It's all right.
603
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:43,600
Mommy loves you.
604
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,867
Love you, too, mommy.
605
00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:48,467
[ clears throat ]
606
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:51,200
Janine, baby, I mean, is --
607
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,267
Is this what it's gonna be?
608
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,333
What you gonna forget next?
609
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:54,467
The twins' doctors appointment?
610
00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:55,467
No. I already feel bad
611
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:55,867
Enough.
612
00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:56,967
This was a one-time thing.
613
00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:58,133
Can you cut me a little slack
614
00:14:58,133 --> 00:14:58,567
Here?
615
00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:00,067
You know how hard I've been
616
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,600
Working at the new job, and I --
617
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,900
I think that might be the
618
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:03,400
Problem.
619
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,733
What are you trying to say?
620
00:15:04,733 --> 00:15:05,833
Well, maybe that this new
621
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:06,967
Position isn't really gonna work
622
00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:07,267
Out.
623
00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:08,333
Maybe you should help out a
624
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:09,067
Little bit more.
625
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:10,200
I just picked up the daughter
626
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,067
That you left outside.
627
00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:12,200
What else do you want me to do?
628
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:12,833
I don't know.
629
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:13,967
Maybe you could be a little bit
630
00:15:13,967 --> 00:15:14,633
More supportive.
631
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:15,800
I mean, what happened to the guy
632
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,567
That was here behind my back
633
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:19,900
Yesterday?
634
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,067
We might just need to talk
635
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:21,633
About the job.
636
00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:22,800
Or we might not, because if
637
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,800
You want to talk about me
638
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:24,967
Quitting, there's nothing to
639
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,067
Talk about, because I'm not
640
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:27,300
Quitting my job.
641
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,633
Pop, are you okay back there?
642
00:15:30,633 --> 00:15:32,067
It doesn't take that long to
643
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,200
Change a diaper, you know.
644
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,900
Aah!
645
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,533
Ugh!
646
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:37,933
Goodness gracious!
647
00:15:37,933 --> 00:15:39,300
[ exhales deeply ]
648
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,067
This baby is not human.
649
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:43,633
He's part baby, part horse.
650
00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:45,767
Ooh, stinky, stinky.
651
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:46,767
Stinky, stinky!
652
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:47,600
Mr. Payne!
653
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,600
Stinky, stinky.
654
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,267
Hey, pop, can you help me?
655
00:15:50,267 --> 00:15:51,800
I got to go to the bathroom.
656
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,467
Please.
657
00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:54,067
I just barely changed him.
658
00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:55,700
I'm definitely not gonna help
659
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,500
You change ever again in life --
660
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,233
Trust me.
661
00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,267
Miranda, you up.
662
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:00,200
Aah! Aah!
663
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,167
Oh, oh, oh.
664
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:01,933
[ sighs ]
665
00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:02,933
It's painful.
666
00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:04,067
I'm sorry, baby.
667
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,767
Well, look, just rock back
668
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:06,800
And forth, okay?
669
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,633
Rock and get up.
670
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,667
It ain't that hard.
671
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,067
Listen, I'll help you, baby.
672
00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:11,067
I'll help you, okay?
673
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:12,200
All right, go like this --
674
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,133
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
675
00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:14,600
Not like that, not like that.
676
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,633
Oh, that's great.
677
00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:17,067
Now the blimp's gonna help the
678
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,067
Gimp.
679
00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:20,267
I'm not a blimp.
680
00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:22,200
All right, come on, here we go.
681
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,600
Here we go. Here we go.
682
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,100
Aah, aah, aah, aah!
683
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,500
This is so pathetic.
684
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,067
Look, baby -- calvin jr., go
685
00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:29,567
Over there and teach your mom
686
00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:30,867
And daddy how to walk.
687
00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:31,867
You gonna do it?
688
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:32,967
[ knock on door ]
689
00:16:32,967 --> 00:16:34,100
Go ahead, pops.
690
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,433
Lean with it, rock with it.
691
00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:36,200
[ both laugh ]
692
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,533
Yes, mr. Payne, you can do
693
00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:37,900
It!
694
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,400
Calvin jr., help your granddaddy
695
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,933
Figure out how to get up out the
696
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:41,433
Chair.
697
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,500
[ exhales deeply ]
698
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,533
Here, just smack her real quick.
699
00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:46,667
Aww, my baby.
700
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,567
Open the door. Open the door.
701
00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:49,433
There we go.
702
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:51,367
Oh, that's a smart baby right
703
00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,067
There, boy.
704
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:53,467
Look at that, who that is!
705
00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:54,800
Hi, big boy. Hi, baby!
706
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,600
Look at this.
707
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,867
You not gonna smile at me?
708
00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:58,100
You're not gonna give me a
709
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:58,567
Smile?
710
00:16:58,567 --> 00:16:59,767
Nothing? How you doing?
711
00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:00,600
I'm fine.
712
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,800
What are you doing?
713
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,400
Sitting here watching a new
714
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,933
Show -- "So you think you can
715
00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:08,133
Stand."
716
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:09,100
How my baby?
717
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,467
I'm trying to go to the
718
00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:11,933
Bathroom, and pops won't help
719
00:17:11,933 --> 00:17:12,333
Me.
720
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,867
Curtis, you are supposed to
721
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:14,867
Be helping them!
722
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,067
That's it. Come on.
723
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,667
Miranda, calvin, you going over
724
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:18,533
To our house.
725
00:17:18,533 --> 00:17:19,833
You'll move in with us.
726
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:20,533
Both: no!
727
00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:21,200
Yes.
728
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:21,833
No!
729
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,900
You cannot stay here and help
730
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:24,833
Yourselves.
731
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,733
No, I would rather lie here
732
00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:28,733
Unconscious than have pops help
733
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:29,833
Me.
734
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:30,400
Papa.
735
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,700
Ha! You heard that!
736
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,067
You heard what he said.
737
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:34,367
No, he on my side.
738
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:35,433
He just said it.
739
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,467
He on my side.
740
00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:37,433
You know what?
741
00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:39,500
You are a wonderful granddad,
742
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,300
But you suck as a nurse.
743
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,400
[ gasps ]
744
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,600
Aah. Did you hear that?
745
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,167
Oh, I know what we're gonna do.
746
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,133
What we gonna do?
747
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:46,967
[ babbles ]
748
00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:48,433
You want to do what we said
749
00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:49,333
We was gonna do?
750
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,700
Say, "No, no, no, no."
751
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,100
We already planned it.
752
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,600
We going to my house and we
753
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,633
Gonna watch my tv.
754
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:55,967
We gonna watch my cable.
755
00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:56,867
Ain't that right?
756
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:57,333
No.
757
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,867
Come on, let's go, calvin jr.
758
00:17:58,867 --> 00:18:00,267
The kid stays here.
759
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:02,067
They said I can't take you
760
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:02,733
With me.
761
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,267
I can take you, can't I?
762
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:05,867
He said I could take him.
763
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:06,967
Try and stop me.
764
00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:08,700
No, give me my baby back.
765
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:09,733
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
766
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:11,300
Oh, are you okay, baby?
767
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,067
Aah! Ow, ow.
768
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:15,933
You just stood up.
769
00:18:15,933 --> 00:18:17,100
It hurt.
770
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,700
It don't hurt.
771
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,433
Voilà, you're cured.
772
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,300
My work here is done.
773
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,267
But --
774
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:26,433
Baby, I'll see you later.
775
00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:28,067
Anybody hungry?
776
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:28,800
Both: me!
777
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,933
Help grandmommy.
778
00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:31,667
Come on, help your grandmommy.
779
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:32,333
This way.
780
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,533
Go, right there.
781
00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:35,133
Come here to grandmommy.
782
00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:36,133
See? Right here.
783
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,133
[ clicks tongue ]
784
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:38,767
Come on. Come on.
785
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:40,133
The big boy, the big boy.
786
00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:44,267
So, what happens when your
787
00:18:44,267 --> 00:18:45,767
Mama forgets to pick you up
788
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:46,267
Again?
789
00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:48,067
Uh...Take the 412 to
790
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:50,067
Glenwood and then take the 112
791
00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:51,067
To decatur.
792
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:52,767
Unless juicy's driving.
793
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:54,733
His bus is always 12 minutes
794
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:55,233
Late.
795
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,933
Don't talk to the man selling
796
00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:58,200
Bean pies because...
797
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,567
Those are not beans.
798
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:00,667
There you go.
799
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,367
And what do you ask your mama
800
00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:04,067
Next friday if I'm busy?
801
00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,967
"Where is ms. Wilhelmina's
802
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:06,667
Check?!"
803
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,367
[ chuckles ] Good girl!
804
00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:09,433
[ both laugh ]
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