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So you divide by 18, and then
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What do you carry?
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You.
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Uh, uh, uh, I mean -- I mean 2.
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You -- you carry the 2. Yeah.
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That's right.
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Well, we're all done.
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What time are your parents
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Getting home?
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Oh, not till late.
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They're working.
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Yeah, my mom's running a
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Little late, so now I get to do
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Something I've been thinking
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About doing all day.
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Yeah, I'm sure we've been
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Thinking the same thing.
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Yeah --
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Watching the cooking channel.
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We must not be thinking the
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Same thing.
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Oh, this is my favorite show.
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I would rather watch the
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Paint-dry channel.
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Okay.
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Th-they have one of those?
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[ laughs ] No, silly.
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It was a joke.
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Oh.
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[ chuckles ]
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You know what?
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Let's just watch "Cops."
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Maybe we'll see somebody we
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Know.
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[ chuckles ]
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No, I'm the guest.
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I get to pick.
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[ siren wailing ]
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What do you have against
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Cooking shows anyway?
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[ scoffs ] I'm allergic.
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Whenever I watch them, I break
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Out in boredom.
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Ha ha.
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Mmm! He's cute.
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There's something about a man
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That can cook.
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How can he be cute with that
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Apron on?
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My big sister says there's
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Three things you know about a
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Man that can cook -- he's good
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With his hands, he's always in
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Control...And he can cook!
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I can cook.
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Oh, can you, now?
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Girl, I-I tears it down in
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The kitchen.
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What's your favorite dish?
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My auntie -- she has, you
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Know, the little gold dishes
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With the little diamonds on them
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And everything, and she has
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Other stuff that matches, of
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Course the little teacups and
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Everything.
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I'm just joking.
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I'm joking.
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[ horn honking ]
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Oh, that must be my mom.
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So, can you make duck à
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L'orange?
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It's my fave.
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Girl, I can make duck à
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L'orange, duck à la black, duck
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Allen iverson.
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[ chuckles ]
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Well, I have to go to soccer
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Practice now, but if I have my
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Mom bring me back over, can you
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Make it for me tonight?
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Sure. I'll make it for you.
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Okay. It's a date, then.
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All right, no problem.
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I will get that for you.
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Thank you.
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Yep.
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Don't work too hard on that
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Meal.
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No problem.
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See you later.
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All right.
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I got a problem.
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Oh, that boy gonna get a
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Touchdown!
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That's it. I knew it.
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I didn't expect --
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Uh-uh, it doesn't matter.
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Baby, I wasn't counting on
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That to happen.
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Get up. Get up.
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Go back in the back and watch
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Tv in the back, curtis.
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Baby, I can't watch there
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Today.
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Yes, you can.
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That tv's too small, ella.
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It cuts the players' heads off,
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And I can't tell who I'm hating
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On.
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Auntie ella, I need your
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Help.
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It's an emergency.
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Don't do like that.
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We gonna try that again.
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[ groans ]
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Curtis, well, he did say it's
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An emergency.
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He gonna learn how to knock
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On doors.
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I'm sick of them busting into
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People's houses and never
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Knocking.
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What?
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[ knock on door ]
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Never answer the first knock.
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Curtis!
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Who is it?
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It's malik.
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It's malik, baby.
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Should I let him in?
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Hey, uncle curtis.
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That's a lot better.
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Now you need to go home anyway
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'cause your auntie is studying.
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Curtis, he said it was an
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Emergency.
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What is it?
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Make it quick.
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Do you remember my friend
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Tory?
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Yes, the little high school
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Cougar.
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Tory, tory, tory.
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Oh, the little chick.
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Sí.
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Smart?
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Yeah.
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The real pretty girl?
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Yes.
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No, I don't remember her.
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Is she pregnant?
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No.
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Look -- she wants me to do
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Something I don't know how to
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Do.
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And that's how they get
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And that's how they get
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Pregnant.
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So, just tell her no, and I'm
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Gonna call her mama and tell her
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She needs to be fixed.
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Baby, just would you put that
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Phone down, please.
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What's the number?
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No, look -- she wants me to
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Cook for her.
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She wants me to make her
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Du-- duck à l'orange.
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Duck à l'orange?
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Yeah.
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Malik, I don't even know how
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To make that.
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Okay, what would make her think
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That you know how to make duck à
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L'orange?
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Probably that big fat lie he
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Told her.
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Now, how do you know I lied
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To --
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Never mind.
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Look, auntie ella -- can you
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Help me out?
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Please, please, can you help me?
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No, malik. No, baby.
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Look -- I have got to do this
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Studying, baby.
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Why can't your mama help you?
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[ scoffs ] Oh, please, ella.
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The last time janine cooked
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Something, it was on a bent
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Spoon.
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[ laughing ] Don't do that.
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They're both not back yet.
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Well, so, you got the place
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All to yourself?
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Yeah.
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And that big old flat-screen
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Tv is just sitting there, all
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Alone?
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Yeah.
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All right, you talked me
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Into it.
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I guess I will help you, nephew.
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You will?
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Yeah, of course I will.
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Oh, well, thank you,
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Uncle curtis.
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No, no, no -- thank you for
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Getting him out of here.
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Oh, well, you're welcome.
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[ chuckles ]
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It's the least I can do for
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My nephew.
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Okay.
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But I will tell you --
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I'm gonna tell you what your
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Problem is.
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You keep trying to date these
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Little bourgie girls.
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Let me tell you something -- you
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Leave these bourgie girls alone.
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You need to get you somebody
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That ain't got nothin', ain't
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Never had nothin', and that way
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She won't expect nothin'!
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Okay.
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[ door closes ]
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Wait for it.
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Wait for it.
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Um, you know I'm not talking
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About you, baby.
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You was bourgie, though.
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[ door closes ]
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Oh, my goodness.
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I'm here. I'm here.
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Calvin, you were supposed to
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Be here at 1:00.
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I know. I know.
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But I'm here now.
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Hey, man.
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Say, "Hey, daddy."
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Hey.
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[ smooches ]
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Sorry, baby.
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Listen -- now I've already
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Missed showing the house.
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I'm sorry.
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I was stuck in traffic.
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[ sighs ]
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Listen -- if I can't show
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Houses, I can't make money.
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If I can't make money, then you
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Have to continue to work two
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Jobs, and if you continue to
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Work two jobs, we will never see
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Each other.
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That's why I made a schedule.
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A schedule?
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Yes, a schedule.
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Look -- here.
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I can show houses between here
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And here, so you have to be
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Here.
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When did you have time to do
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All this?
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> oh, right after I cleaned the
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Baby vomit out of my hair today.
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It's not my fault, baby.
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There was an accident on the
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Highway.
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And what about tuesday?
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You wasn't here in time to
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Watch calvin, jr., and I had to
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Skip my class.
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Baby, I was this close to
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Making a sale.
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I could almost taste it.
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Well, if I miss my class,
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Daddy won't be able to graduate,
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And if daddy can't graduate, I
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Can't get my promotion, and if I
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Can't get my promotion, then I
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Have to keep working two jobs.
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Calvin --
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Ain't that right, calvin?
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Calvin, say, "Daddy."
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Say, "It's not as cute as when
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You do it."
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Okay, listen, baby, we just have
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To redo the schedule.
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I know.
294
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That schedule was not realistic,
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But, baby, I don't have time.
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I'm working two jobs.
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I have school.
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[ sighs ]
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My shifts keep changing.
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I know.
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Okay, you want to do it now?
302
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Baby, I can't.
303
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I'm gonna try to run to see if I
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Can show this house and make the
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Sale, okay?
306
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Okay, what about tomorrow?
307
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[ sighs ]
308
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I can't do it tomorrow.
309
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How about wednesday?
310
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No, I got class wednesday.
311
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How about thursday?
312
00:07:06,567 --> 00:07:07,467
Thursday's no good.
313
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I have that -- I have a home
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Inspection on thursday.
315
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Then when, baby?
316
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Do you know what?
317
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We can do it tonight.
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Okay, how about when I get
319
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Off work?
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Let's say 6:00.
321
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6:00 -- perfect, perfect,
322
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Perfect.
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We will figure it out, and we
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Will get our lives back.
325
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Right, boobie?
326
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Say, "Right!"
327
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[ chuckles ]
328
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All right, good luck, baby.
329
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Okay.
330
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Uh, be back by 4:00 so I can
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Go to work.
332
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Okay.
333
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[ door closes ]
334
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How was your day?
335
00:07:31,933 --> 00:07:32,767
Mama?
336
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She's gone.
337
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She'll be back.
338
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She'll be back [smooches] At
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4:00.
340
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I hope.
341
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[ calvin jr. Coos ]
342
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Okay.
343
00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:47,433
Man, you must really like this
344
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Girl.
345
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You like the girl.
346
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You don't want to lose her.
347
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So you lie to her.
348
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I know -- pretty pitiful,
349
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Huh?
350
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Hell, no!
351
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That's great!
352
00:07:58,433 --> 00:08:00,333
I'm proud of you!
353
00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:01,800
You're finally getting the hang
354
00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,067
Of this romantic thing, you
355
00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:03,933
Little player, you.
356
00:08:03,933 --> 00:08:04,833
[ chuckles ] Thanks.
357
00:08:04,833 --> 00:08:06,200
Now get on.
358
00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:06,833
[ chuckles ]
359
00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:07,300
Okay.
360
00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:07,933
All right.
361
00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:08,900
What we got to do?
362
00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:10,267
It says right here that we
363
00:08:10,267 --> 00:08:14,500
Need to stuff it.
364
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Mnh.
365
00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:17,600
Ugh.
366
00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,167
We don't even know it.
367
00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,133
Um, okay, but --
368
00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:24,233
I'm gonna let you handle that
369
00:08:24,233 --> 00:08:24,567
Part.
370
00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:26,767
But, uh, uh -- so, you want
371
00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:29,400
Me to stick my hands in there?
372
00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,800
Yeah. It's easy.
373
00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:31,967
You just -- you just stuff it.
374
00:08:31,967 --> 00:08:33,133
Your aunt ella does it all the
375
00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:33,467
Time.
376
00:08:33,467 --> 00:08:34,067
Oh, well --
377
00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:34,667
I watch her.
378
00:08:34,667 --> 00:08:35,800
You -- you know how to do it,
379
00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:36,733
Then?
380
00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,233
Look -- let's just stuff the
381
00:08:38,233 --> 00:08:39,067
Doggone bird.
382
00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:40,567
Ugh, you're not gonna put the
383
00:08:40,567 --> 00:08:41,733
Whole thing in there!
384
00:08:41,733 --> 00:08:42,467
Oh, my god!
385
00:08:42,467 --> 00:08:44,100
Just stuff the doggone bird!
386
00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:45,900
Ugh!
387
00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,600
Yeah.
388
00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,200
Watch it!
389
00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:52,933
Don't hurt 'em!
390
00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:53,967
Don't hurt 'em, player!
391
00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:54,667
[ laughs ]
392
00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:55,567
Player, player!
393
00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:56,067
Yeah.
394
00:08:56,067 --> 00:08:57,300
You look almost as good as
395
00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:58,367
Our food is gonna taste.
396
00:08:58,367 --> 00:09:00,133
And that food smells so --
397
00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:01,767
[ sniffs ]
398
00:09:01,767 --> 00:09:03,300
I don't smell anything.
399
00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:04,867
It's part of the payne
400
00:09:04,867 --> 00:09:07,567
Cooking secret -- flavor without
401
00:09:07,567 --> 00:09:08,200
Odor.
402
00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,100
Oh.
403
00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:09,933
Okay!
404
00:09:09,933 --> 00:09:11,200
[ laughs ]
405
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,567
Oh.
406
00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:15,233
Oh, wait.
407
00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:16,567
Is the secret to cook without
408
00:09:16,567 --> 00:09:18,333
Fire?
409
00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:19,333
'cause you didn't turn on the
410
00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:23,100
Oven!
411
00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:25,167
Now what am I gonna do?
412
00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:26,700
You never heard of cold duck?
413
00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:35,167
Yeah, hey, tory.
414
00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:36,700
Yeah, dinner's almost ready.
415
00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:37,867
You can come on by.
416
00:09:37,867 --> 00:09:38,467
[ chuckles ]
417
00:09:38,467 --> 00:09:39,733
Yeah, look -- you are gonna
418
00:09:39,733 --> 00:09:40,233
Love it.
419
00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:41,067
[ chuckles ]
420
00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:42,633
All right. All right.
421
00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:44,067
See you soon, okay?
422
00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:46,667
Bye-bye.
423
00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:48,233
I am so dead!
424
00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:49,133
She's coming over.
425
00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:49,967
You know what?
426
00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:52,067
Lying to women is becoming real
427
00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:53,467
Easy for you.
428
00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:54,767
I know.
429
00:09:54,767 --> 00:09:56,800
And I'm so proud of you!
430
00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:57,467
Yeah!
431
00:09:57,467 --> 00:09:58,467
Mwah!
432
00:09:58,467 --> 00:09:59,767
[ laughs ]
433
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:00,967
Uncle curtis, I'm serious,
434
00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:01,467
All right?
435
00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:02,600
Tory's on her way over here.
436
00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:03,367
What am I gonna do?
437
00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:04,667
I guess you better hope she
438
00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:05,967
Ate something before she got
439
00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:07,133
Here.
440
00:10:07,133 --> 00:10:08,900
No, she expects to eat here.
441
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:11,133
I mean, what else can I make?
442
00:10:11,133 --> 00:10:12,167
Mm, you could make
443
00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:12,900
Reservations.
444
00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,000
That's a good idea.
445
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,300
Hey, you gonna give me some
446
00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:15,733
Money?
447
00:10:15,733 --> 00:10:20,800
Bad idea!
448
00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,233
Uncle curtis, it's not funny.
449
00:10:22,233 --> 00:10:23,133
[ chuckling ] Yes, it is,
450
00:10:23,133 --> 00:10:23,967
When you think about it.
451
00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:24,967
No, uncle curtis, it's not
452
00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:25,300
Funny.
453
00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:26,700
It is funny.
454
00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:29,600
Lighten up.
455
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,967
Look -- calm down, nephew.
456
00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:33,600
Calm down, okay?
457
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,567
Now, here's what's gonna happen.
458
00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:37,667
All I need you to do is stall,
459
00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:38,000
Okay?
460
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,067
I'm gonna go get some duck
461
00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:43,000
Abracadabra from a restaurant.
462
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,567
Duck à l'orange.
463
00:10:45,567 --> 00:10:47,033
A la lange
464
00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:47,767
Yes.
465
00:10:47,767 --> 00:10:49,033
In a restaurant?
466
00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:50,067
Yes.
467
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,133
Yeah, a restaurant.
468
00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:52,733
We just pass it off as yours,
469
00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:55,467
And just like that -- voilà!
470
00:10:55,467 --> 00:10:58,233
You live to lie another day.
471
00:10:58,233 --> 00:10:59,633
Uncle curtis, you are
472
00:10:59,633 --> 00:11:00,433
Brilliant!
473
00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:01,200
[ chuckles ]
474
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,633
It's a gift.
475
00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:05,067
[ doorbell rings ]
476
00:11:05,067 --> 00:11:05,833
Oh, that must be tory.
477
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:06,567
I'm gonna go get it.
478
00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:07,567
I'm gonna go get the duck.
479
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:08,767
All right.
480
00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:10,067
Uncle curtis, how can I ever pay
481
00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:10,467
You back?
482
00:11:10,467 --> 00:11:11,633
[ scoffs ] Please -- family
483
00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:12,700
Is supposed to help family,
484
00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:13,133
Nephew.
485
00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:14,267
I'm supposed to have your back.
486
00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:14,667
Cool.
487
00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:15,867
And I'll bring the receipt,
488
00:11:15,867 --> 00:11:17,733
And you can work it off.
489
00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:27,867
[ sighs ] Hey.
490
00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:30,667
Where were you?
491
00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:31,433
What do you mean?
492
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:32,633
They asked me to stay later, and
493
00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:33,533
I left you a message.
494
00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:35,800
I did not get a message.
495
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,067
Well, did you forget to
496
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,167
Charge your phone again?
497
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:39,500
No, I didn't forget to charge
498
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,400
My pho--
499
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,533
Yes.
500
00:11:44,533 --> 00:11:45,767
I'm going to sleep.
501
00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:46,400
I'm tired.
502
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,167
[ smooches ]
503
00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:48,100
Oh, no, wait.
504
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,400
No, no, no, no.
505
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,633
We are supposed to go over this
506
00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:52,333
Schedule.
507
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:53,767
I need to sell more houses and
508
00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:55,133
You need to pick up more hours
509
00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,467
At work and we both need to
510
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:57,933
Spend more time with calvin, jr.
511
00:11:57,933 --> 00:11:59,233
So we got to make this work,
512
00:11:59,233 --> 00:11:59,700
Babe.
513
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,167
I understand that baby.
514
00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:01,633
I do.
515
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:02,400
[ smooches ]
516
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,900
But right now, I need some
517
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,067
Sleep, okay?
518
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:06,600
How are we gonna figure this
519
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,833
Out if we don't make time?
520
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:09,333
Baby, I'm too tired to talk
521
00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:10,700
To you when you're like this,
522
00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:11,100
Okay?
523
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,667
"Like this"?
524
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,500
Like -- like -- like what?
525
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,600
Um, when you, uh --
526
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,533
Yes, calvin, please, please
527
00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:18,233
Tell me what I'm like.
528
00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:18,900
What am I like, huh?
529
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,200
Well, my attorney advised me
530
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,467
Never to answer that question,
531
00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:21,800
So...
532
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,433
[ chuckles ]
533
00:12:22,433 --> 00:12:23,800
Don't try to get out of this
534
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:24,600
By making a joke.
535
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,333
You always do that.
536
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,733
You are just like your father.
537
00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:28,933
Oh, I am not.
538
00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:30,300
I'm just tired, baby, and you're
539
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:33,133
Being irrational.
540
00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:34,333
"Irrational"?
541
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:35,900
[ laughs ]
542
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:37,600
Irrational?
543
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,833
Would you like to see
544
00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:39,867
Irrational, baby?
545
00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:43,100
[ chuckles ] This isn't it?
546
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,467
Okay. It's okay.
547
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,367
I don't smell anything
548
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:47,900
Cooking.
549
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,067
Well, uh, you know, I
550
00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:50,500
Actually cooked dinner over at
551
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,767
My uncle's house.
552
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:52,600
But why?
553
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,533
Well, see, my folks here --
554
00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:56,300
They don't have the equipment
555
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,700
For me to, you know, prepare a
556
00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:00,633
Proper gourmet meal.
557
00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:01,167
Yeah.
558
00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:03,133
But it looks top-of-the-line.
559
00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:04,933
Well, see, actually, their
560
00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:06,700
Line is down here, and with my
561
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:07,767
Cooking and my abilities and
562
00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:08,700
Everything, it's up here.
563
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,633
That's my line up there.
564
00:13:09,633 --> 00:13:10,367
[ laughs ]
565
00:13:10,367 --> 00:13:10,867
Yeah.
566
00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:11,400
Okay.
567
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,400
But don't worry, okay?
568
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,433
My uncle will call me when
569
00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:14,567
Everything's ready, and I'll go
570
00:13:14,567 --> 00:13:15,533
Over there and pick it up.
571
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:16,500
I mean, we have all night.
572
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,433
Actually, we have until my
573
00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:19,833
Curfew.
574
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,333
Uh, look -- I know you can't
575
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,800
Be that hungry 'cause I'm not
576
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,433
That hungry.
577
00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:24,133
[ chuckles ]
578
00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:24,933
[ stomach growls ]
579
00:13:24,933 --> 00:13:26,767
Uh -- uh, do you know what?
580
00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:28,067
That's the neighbor's dog.
581
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:29,300
He growls all the time.
582
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,367
Ohh, I hate it!
583
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:31,067
But you know what?
584
00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:32,100
I'm gonna go stop him from doing
585
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,133
That, and I'm gonna go check on
586
00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:33,633
The dinner.
587
00:13:33,633 --> 00:13:34,467
You just make yourself
588
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:35,600
Comfortable, have yourself some
589
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,733
Tea 'cause you said it was good,
590
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,900
And I heard you when you said it
591
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:38,300
Was good.
592
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,400
Oh, malik, you're so cute
593
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,267
When you're nervous.
594
00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:40,733
Just go.
595
00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:41,967
All right, I'm gonna be right
596
00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:42,333
Back.
597
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:42,667
Okay.
598
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:48,133
[ chuckles ]
599
00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:49,667
[ theme music playing ]
600
00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:52,067
Hooty-hoo! Hooty-hoo!
601
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:52,867
[ theme music stops ]
602
00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:54,867
Hi, tory.
603
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:55,700
Hi, mrs. Payne.
604
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:56,333
How are you?
605
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,067
Good to see you.
606
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:57,933
Good to see you, too.
607
00:13:57,933 --> 00:13:58,967
Oh, where's -- malik!
608
00:13:58,967 --> 00:13:59,600
Where's malik?
609
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,300
Oh, he went outside to check
610
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,700
On the neighbor's dog and
611
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:03,267
Dinner.
612
00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:05,100
Dog and dinner.
613
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,400
[ chuckles ]
614
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,900
Which is why I brought this
615
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:08,500
Food by.
616
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,067
Oh, malik said he already
617
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:13,167
Made dinner.
618
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,933
And you believe that?
619
00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:16,700
Yeah.
620
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,600
Tory, malik can't even make a
621
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,500
Sandwich without making a mess.
622
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,133
But he said that --
623
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,600
Tut tut tut tut tah.
624
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,500
Tory, whatever lie malik told
625
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,300
You is only because he likes
626
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,633
You, so just get used to it.
627
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:31,067
It's the way they are wired --
628
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,233
The payne men.
629
00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:33,467
It is?
630
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:35,233
[ sighs ] Yep.
631
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:38,067
But, uh, we don't have to let
632
00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:39,633
Them get away with it.
633
00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:40,233
Hmm.
634
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:41,233
[ chuckles ]
635
00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:42,667
I like how you think.
636
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:44,067
Uh-huh.
637
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,600
He went that way?
638
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,533
Mm-hmm. I'm gonna go that way.
639
00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:54,067
Baby?
640
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,700
Okay, I've been thinking.
641
00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,500
I overreacted a little bit
642
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,500
Earlier today, and I know it's
643
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:02,600
Hard, but we are both trying.
644
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,067
It's just, I have been
645
00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:05,833
Completely exhausted recently
646
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:07,800
And I know I've been short with
647
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,067
You and I'm just willing to keep
648
00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:13,067
Trying if you are.
649
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:16,067
Are you, baby?
650
00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:18,400
Calvin?
651
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:25,067
Baby?
652
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:28,900
Oh, boy.
653
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,500
[ sighs ]
654
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,400
[ laughs ] And that's funny.
655
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,067
That's just what he said when he
656
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:35,733
Was cooking.
657
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:37,300
He said, "Nothing's too good for
658
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:37,867
Tabitha!"
659
00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:38,467
[ laughs ]
660
00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:40,267
It's tory.
661
00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:43,933
Yeah, that's what he said.
662
00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:44,833
Ooh!
663
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:46,367
Ah! Hi, fellas.
664
00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:48,567
I'm just in time for dinner.
665
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:50,467
Oh, yes, malik made an
666
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:51,633
Excellent meal.
667
00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:53,700
Yeah, um, duck à l'orange.
668
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,767
Mmm!
669
00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:59,067
Well, let me see about that.
670
00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:01,067
This looks good.
671
00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:02,800
And what did you put in your
672
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,367
Duck a l'orange?
673
00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:07,067
Uh, uh, uh, well, we -- we --
674
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,233
We put some duck in it.
675
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:08,867
[ laughs ]
676
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,267
I can see that.
677
00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:12,067
Oh, it looks zesty.
678
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,433
What did you season it with?
679
00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:14,833
Um, season? Season?
680
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:16,800
Um, uh, well, uh, uncle curtis
681
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,467
Here did most of the seasoning
682
00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:20,267
For the duck à l'orange.
683
00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:22,333
[ both arguing indistinctly ]
684
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,733
Curtis, what did you season
685
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:24,200
It with?
686
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,400
I used zesty sauce.
687
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,667
Yep, I used zesty sauce.
688
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,167
It's an old family recipe from
689
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:28,967
Grandpa payne.
690
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:30,767
[ chuckles ]
691
00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:32,333
Baby, I need some of this
692
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:33,167
Zesty sauce.
693
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,400
Oh, baby, well, you can't
694
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,800
Have none 'cause grandpa's dead.
695
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,067
[ both laugh ]
696
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:40,100
And he took the recipe with him.
697
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,200
Darn that man.
698
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:41,833
Wow.
699
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,133
Okay, uh, baby, ready to go?
700
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:44,400
Oh, no, no, no, no, curtis.
701
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,333
I'm gonna eat.
702
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,067
Mnh.
703
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,100
[ chuckles ]
704
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,067
[ groaning ]
705
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:51,267
What's wrong with her?
706
00:16:51,267 --> 00:16:52,433
What's wrong, tory?
707
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:53,167
Are you choking?
708
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:53,533
Tory?
709
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:54,267
Are you choking?
710
00:16:54,267 --> 00:16:55,300
No, she's not choking.
711
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,500
Our first big date, and I'm
712
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,233
About to kill her.
713
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,333
Okay, tory, are you allergic
714
00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:58,833
To something?
715
00:16:58,833 --> 00:16:59,667
You're allergic?
716
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:00,967
She's allergic to something,
717
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:01,367
Guys.
718
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:02,133
Should I call 911?
719
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:02,833
Yeah, something.
720
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:03,700
I'll get some water.
721
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:04,267
Okay, okay.
722
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:04,900
Tory, talk to me.
723
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:05,867
You can't talk 'cause you're
724
00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:06,667
Allergic to something.
725
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,267
Okay, tory -- okay, guys --
726
00:17:08,267 --> 00:17:09,067
Is it the duck?
727
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:09,900
It was the duck.
728
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,233
Curtis, what did you put in
729
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:11,833
This duck?
730
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,200
I don't know!
731
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,467
We got it at edmund's bistro.
732
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:16,533
What?! Curtis!
733
00:17:16,533 --> 00:17:17,800
Is that right, malik?
734
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,267
Uh...Yes, ma'am.
735
00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:21,800
You know I can't cook.
736
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:25,867
And...Scene.
737
00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:27,067
What?
738
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:28,733
I told you not to lie.
739
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:30,500
Be quiet, curtis.
740
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,600
So, you really can't cook?
741
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,767
At all?
742
00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:36,500
Well, if you count toast.
743
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,533
Ugh. Please.
744
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:39,067
You need to be ashamed of
745
00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:40,100
Yourself, curtis.
746
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,300
What, me?
747
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,867
He's the one that lied about it.
748
00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:45,633
And if I was you, I'd be
749
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:46,467
Furious.
750
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:48,067
I am a little ticked off,
751
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:48,500
Malik.
752
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,433
Uh, uh, tory, hold on.
753
00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:51,100
Hold on, tory.
754
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:54,733
Yeah, handle that, player.
755
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,367
Look -- I know lying was
756
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:56,900
Wrong.
757
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,800
And you know better.
758
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,067
And so do you, curtis.
759
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:02,700
Well, she saw the guy on tv
760
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,467
And he was a cook and, you know,
761
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,133
I just wanted to be that guy,
762
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:06,833
You know?
763
00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:10,600
And I'm sorry.
764
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,233
Saying sorry just doesn't fix
765
00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:13,800
Things.
766
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,867
Yeah, you should seek
767
00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:16,567
Reparations.
768
00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:18,333
Look, tory, just tell me --
769
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,400
What can I do?
770
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,700
Well, for starters you can
771
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,867
Give me the number to that
772
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,933
Restaurant.
773
00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:25,333
No problem.
774
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,100
And then maybe you can take
775
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:27,767
Me there.
776
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:29,100
Oh.
777
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,067
Oh! All right!
778
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:30,733
Oh, please.
779
00:18:30,733 --> 00:18:32,133
I hope he did not tell you he
780
00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:35,600
Can drive, too.
781
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,167
[ both laugh ]
782
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:40,067
Hey, tory?
783
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:41,367
Yeah, you want to come by
784
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:41,967
Tomorrow?
785
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:43,333
Oh, roller blading? Yeah.
786
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,867
Did I tell you I was a roller
787
00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:45,933
Blading instructor?
788
00:18:45,933 --> 00:18:46,833
Yeah, I do it all.
789
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:47,700
I do the surfing.
790
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:48,767
I do the snowboarding.
791
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:50,367
I do the skiing -- everything.
792
00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:51,867
Yeah, I can teach you. Yeah.
793
00:18:51,867 --> 00:18:53,333
What is wrong with you?
794
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,867
I can't stop myself, okay?
795
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,433
I'm just crazy about this girl.
796
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:58,133
No, you just crazy.
797
00:18:58,133 --> 00:18:59,900
Look -- you on your own.
798
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,267
But I will be there when they
799
00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:02,400
Airlift your behind off a
800
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,433
Snowcapped mountain.
801
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,133
I'm sorry.
802
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:05,433
At least you'll be easy to
803
00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:05,833
Find.
804
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:07,100
That's true 'cause we not
805
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,467
Supposed to be in snow anyway.
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