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Well, all right.
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Uncle curtis, I will be right
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Back.
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I'm just gonna get some water.
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What -- come on!
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Drink out the hose!
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Hey, baby.
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How's everything going in the
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Yard?
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Oh, auntie ella, what do
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Older women like?
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Hmm.
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Well, malik, I can tell you what
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We don't like -- being called
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"Older women."
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Sorry.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Malik has a little crush?
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How old is she?
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Well, she's a girl.
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She goes to my school.
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Her name's tory.
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Tory.
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Yup.
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She's a senior, and she's
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Amazing!
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Oh, okay, well, have you told
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Her?
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I just don't know how.
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You cannot go wrong with
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Flowers.
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Well, yeah, but what kind?
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I mean, roses are too serious.
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Daisies aren't serious enough.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Try tulips.
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Well, what do tulips say?
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These "Two lips" are saying
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Why aren't you helping me in the
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Yard?
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Baby, does this look like
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Ragweed?
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Uh, curtis, that's poison
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Ivy.
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Aah!
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Malik, get out there.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Wait, wait. No, no, no.
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He's telling me --
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No, um, nothing, nothing at
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All.
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Malik, do not be embarrassed.
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But it's uncle curtis.
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[ laughs ]
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Your uncle's been in love.
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I have?
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Curtis.
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[laughing] Oh, that's right.
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I have.
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[ chuckles sarcastically ]
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What's happening?
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Malik's in love?
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Where'd you find your little
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Girly-girl girl-girl?
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Well, you in luck 'cause your
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Uncle curtis is gonna teach you
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Everything he knows about women.
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Wait. Everything you know?
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You can't even tell poison ivy
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When you see it.
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Yes, but I know how to plant
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The seeds of love.
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First thing you got to do is
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Grab a hoe.
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Curtis.
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A garden hoe, ella, so he can
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Finish the yard!
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Ooh, you got such a dirty mind
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To be a biblical woman.
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No, I got such a dirty
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Husband to be a biblical woman.
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Hello.
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First thing you got to know
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About women -- okay, women --
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You got to catch their eye.
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Catch their eye, malik, okay?
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You got to show them your
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Moves, man.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Isn't he a little young for
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That?
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I'm talking about moves on a
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Dance floor, man.
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If you can't dance, you ain't
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Got a chance.
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You heard me?
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Well, you know, I can dance.
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I ain't talking about that.
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I ain't -- huh!
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I ain't talking about that
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Cramping.
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I ain't talking about that.
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Krumping.
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Like you know what it is.
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I'm talking about dancing, okay?
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I'm talking about smooth, star.
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I'm talking about smooth.
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First you hit them with
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Gregory hines.
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[ imitating tapping ]
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That's the kind of stuff that
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Gets them going.
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See, I caught their attention,
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Okay?
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And when I got their attention,
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Then I hit them with -- uh-oh!
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Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh. That's hammer.
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Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
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Hammer, don't hurt 'em!
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Then they know you mean
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Business!
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Or you crazy.
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Okay?
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[ laughs ]
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Shut up.
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I'm giving my lessons.
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Then -- then you sprinkle just a
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Pinch -- a little prince.
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[ high-pitched voice ] Ooh!
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[ normal voice ] It's like you
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Almost don't get it out.
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[ chuckles ]
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[ high-pitched voice ] Ooh!
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Uh-huh!
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[ normal voice ] A pinch of
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Prince will go a long way.
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Okay?
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Then you top it off with a
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Little james brown.
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[ imitating james brown ] Unh!
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Help me!
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Uhh!
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[ normal voice ] And you can put
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As much james as you want 'cause
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That's gonna drive them crazy.
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[ imitating james brown ] Uhh!
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Good god!
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Help me!
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[ normal voice ] That's when you
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Get the cape.
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Oh.
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Get that.
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[ imitating james brown ] Uhh!
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[ garbled speaking ]
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Good god! I don't need that!
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[ normal voice ] There you go.
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Now you try it.
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Oh, okay.
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Let's see what you got.
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All right, well, um --
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Give me the cape.
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So, you start out like this.
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Uh-huh.
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[ imitating tapping ]
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Ooh, that's smooth.
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Watch out, boy.
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Then you said some hammer.
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Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
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He did that better than me.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Then some prince.
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[ squealing ]
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Whoa, whoa, hey.
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No, that's an an alien.
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[ chuckles ]
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Okay, that's enough of that,
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Though.
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Okay.
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Whoa! Oh!
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Whoo!
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Ohh!
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[ groans ]
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Son.
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Son, don't -- you okay?
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You okay, son?
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[ groans ]
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Don't -- don't do none of
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That, okay?
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Don't do none of that 'cause
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If you do that, somebody gonna
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Think he had a stroke.
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Well, at least he'll get
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Mouth-to-mouth.
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Now let's see what you got.
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Now, if you really want to
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Get you a woman, first thing --
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Listen to your daddy -- don't
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Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
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Ever...Go after her.
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You just cast your line out
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There.
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Hwhoo!
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[ clicks tongue ]
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Wait for them.
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Then you give them the look.
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The look?
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Yes, sir, the look.
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That's to let them know, "See,
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I'm thinking that you're
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Thinking that I'm thinking what
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You're thinking."
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That's a lot of thinking.
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Yes, sir.
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And that look looks like
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You're thinking that you need to
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Go to the bathroom.
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I know how to get women.
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Hey, guys, what's going on
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Out here?
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[ laughs ]
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Well, uncle curtis and dad are
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Helping me out.
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With girls?
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What are you laughing at?
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Malik, the only reason your
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Father had a date for his
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Freshman dance was because his
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Cousin tanisha came to town to
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Have her right leg brace
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Adjusted.
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[ laughs ]
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Oh, dad, please tell me
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That's not true.
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No, no.
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It was the left leg.
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Speaking of pitiful, curtis,
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Before I met you, you couldn't
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Get a date from a calendar.
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Oh, please.
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Oh, come on, uncle curtis.
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You said you were the mack.
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I was the mack.
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I had dates.
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I just -- I was busy.
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And I had to concentrate on my
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Studies.
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Baby, you had a 1.8
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Grade-point average.
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That's why I had to study.
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School is hard.
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And pimpin' ain't easy.
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Move.
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Malik, let me give you some good
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Advice, okay?
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Okay.
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You are a good young man with
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A lot to offer.
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Any young girl would be lucky to
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Go out with you.
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You think so?
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Yes, baby.
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So, all you have to do is just
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Be yourself.
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Be honest.
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And just tell her how you feel.
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That would...
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Both: never work.
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Ever.
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That's the worst advice ever!
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Malik, again, most
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Importantly, just be yourself.
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So, being myself -- is that
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How uncle curtis won you over,
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By being himself?
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Oh, please.
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If curtis had been himself back
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Then [chuckles] Oh, I'd be
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Married to my high-school
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Sweetheart cary penn in
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Holly springs, mississippi.
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Oh, yeah, we used to just roll
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Down highway 78 in that black
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Cougar, listening to luther,
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Debarge, l.T.D.
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Ahh! Yes!
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You could always go visit him
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At the state penitentiary!
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[ chuckles ]
291
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He's there till life -- eons.
292
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[ laughter ]
293
00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,067
I heard that!
294
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All life.
295
00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:07,433
[ laughter ]
296
00:08:12,733 --> 00:08:14,400
Baby, we're still $1,400
297
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Short.
298
00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:16,700
Can you sell any more of your
299
00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:19,700
Shoes?
300
00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,700
Baby, you didn't sell any shoes?
301
00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,967
Baby, how can I sell my
302
00:08:24,967 --> 00:08:25,367
Shoes?
303
00:08:25,367 --> 00:08:26,733
My feet are entirely too narrow,
304
00:08:26,733 --> 00:08:27,700
And no one can fit in my
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Leopard-print jimmy choos with
306
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The gold buckles and the little
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Buttons on them.
308
00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:31,767
Baby, this is real.
309
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Our mortgage payment is due by
310
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The end of the week.
311
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We agreed to sell whatever.
312
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Okay, I'll just call t-dog.
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T-dog?
314
00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:41,733
What?
315
00:08:41,733 --> 00:08:42,767
Yeah, you know, I'll just
316
00:08:42,767 --> 00:08:43,733
Give him a call real quick.
317
00:08:43,733 --> 00:08:44,867
We can, you know, run a little
318
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Hustle.
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Give me three days, and I got
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You, baby.
321
00:08:46,767 --> 00:08:48,467
You know [laughs] I can get
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Money.
323
00:08:48,867 --> 00:08:50,267
And you can get locked up,
324
00:08:50,267 --> 00:08:50,667
Too.
325
00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:52,133
Hey, at least me and the baby
326
00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:53,467
Will have somewhere to sleep.
327
00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:54,933
Miranda, quit playing.
328
00:08:54,933 --> 00:08:56,500
No hustles.
329
00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:59,633
Baby, I am just kidding with
330
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You.
331
00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:02,233
You know it's a joke.
332
00:09:02,233 --> 00:09:03,267
We can always ask my mom.
333
00:09:03,267 --> 00:09:04,767
No, no, I am not going in
334
00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:05,533
Debt to her.
335
00:09:05,533 --> 00:09:06,900
I think she takes souls for
336
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Payment.
337
00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,867
No.
338
00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:14,433
Well, we got to ask somebody.
339
00:09:14,433 --> 00:09:15,567
No. We don't.
340
00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:17,267
I'm the man of this household,
341
00:09:17,267 --> 00:09:19,067
And I'll provide for my family.
342
00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:20,700
I just need you to believe in
343
00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:23,800
Me.
344
00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,067
I do.
345
00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:26,567
Yeah.
346
00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:27,600
Mm-hmm.
347
00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,500
You got it.
348
00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:32,100
There you go.
349
00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,667
I'm so happy that you could stop
350
00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:35,200
By, tory.
351
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,067
I am, too.
352
00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:37,433
I mean, I usually don't even
353
00:09:37,433 --> 00:09:40,233
Look at guys your age, but I
354
00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:41,733
Like your style, malik.
355
00:09:41,733 --> 00:09:42,733
I hope we can see more of each
356
00:09:42,733 --> 00:09:43,100
Other.
357
00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:44,133
Yeah, I would love to see
358
00:09:44,133 --> 00:09:44,833
More of you, too!
359
00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:47,567
Um, of course, with clothes on
360
00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:48,667
And in school.
361
00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:49,400
[ chuckles ]
362
00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,900
I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous.
363
00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:51,700
Um...
364
00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:52,867
I know what you mean.
365
00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:54,367
[ knock on door ]
366
00:09:54,367 --> 00:09:55,433
Um, that must be my
367
00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:56,833
Uncle curtis here to pick up
368
00:09:56,833 --> 00:10:02,200
Groceries or something.
369
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,867
Denise told me I'd find you
370
00:10:03,867 --> 00:10:04,333
Here.
371
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,067
Vincent?
372
00:10:05,067 --> 00:10:06,700
Vincent? Wh-wh-who's vincent?
373
00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:07,733
Uh, please -- please tell me
374
00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:08,600
This is your brother.
375
00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,233
I'm her boyfriend, punk!
376
00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:11,933
Uh, tory, your boyfriend's
377
00:10:11,933 --> 00:10:13,100
Here.
378
00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:14,467
We've only been out a couple
379
00:10:14,467 --> 00:10:14,933
Of times.
380
00:10:14,933 --> 00:10:16,133
Malik, it's not that serious.
381
00:10:16,133 --> 00:10:17,700
Well, um, right now it looks
382
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:18,867
Pretty serious to me.
383
00:10:18,867 --> 00:10:20,200
Come on. We're leaving, tory.
384
00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,400
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on,
385
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,033
Player.
386
00:10:22,033 --> 00:10:23,767
You can't just caveman up in
387
00:10:23,767 --> 00:10:25,567
Here and just try to drag her
388
00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:26,633
Out by the hair.
389
00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:28,333
Oh, yeah?
390
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:29,600
Vincent, I think you should
391
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,167
Leave.
392
00:10:31,167 --> 00:10:33,367
So it's like that, huh?
393
00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:37,600
Yeah, that's what it's like.
394
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,067
Fine. I'll leave.
395
00:10:40,067 --> 00:10:42,100
But you and me have business to
396
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:42,767
Finish.
397
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,367
[scoffs]
398
00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:44,433
What, you want to fight?
399
00:10:44,433 --> 00:10:44,967
Yeah!
400
00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:46,233
Oh.
401
00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:47,500
Why did I ask that?
402
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:50,833
Me [chuckles] And you.
403
00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:52,000
I'll pick the time!
404
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:52,800
Well, I'll pick the place.
405
00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:53,767
Oh, my god, why can't I stop
406
00:10:53,767 --> 00:10:54,133
Myself?
407
00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:54,833
See you then.
408
00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:55,900
Yeah, see you there!
409
00:10:55,900 --> 00:11:01,333
Stop it, malik.
410
00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:02,600
[ scoffs ] Oh, yeah?
411
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,367
And you...
412
00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:06,433
[ coughs ]
413
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:11,067
[ scoffs ]
414
00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:12,467
I am so sorry, malik.
415
00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:14,533
You don't have to fight vincent.
416
00:11:14,533 --> 00:11:16,267
He's the captain of the school
417
00:11:16,267 --> 00:11:18,133
Boxing team.
418
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:19,400
Well, that's information I
419
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,733
Could've used five minutes ago.
420
00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:22,667
[ stammers ]
421
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,167
Uncle curtis!
422
00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:30,667
Come on and show it to him!
423
00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:31,200
We're winning!
424
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,667
Yeah, we gonna show this boy
425
00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,133
A thing or two about the sweet
426
00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:35,367
Science of pugilism.
427
00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:36,433
Ha!
428
00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:37,867
Well, I hope you two know
429
00:11:37,867 --> 00:11:39,333
More about boxing than you do
430
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:39,833
Women.
431
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:40,600
Yeah.
432
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,800
When we get through with you,
433
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,467
You gonna beat that boy like he
434
00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:45,867
Just stole something!
435
00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:47,700
Okay, curtis, wait a minute.
436
00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:51,133
Um, just for the record, guys, I
437
00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:53,300
Think this is a bad idea.
438
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:55,333
Would you be still?
439
00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:56,967
'cause nothing is ever solved
440
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:57,967
Through violence.
441
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,433
What you want the boy to do,
442
00:11:59,433 --> 00:11:59,833
Ella?
443
00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:01,233
Run? Hide?
444
00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:02,267
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
445
00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:03,400
Aren't you guys just a little
446
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,467
Worried about malik getting
447
00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:04,800
Hurt?
448
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,067
Yeah, um, you know, I'm a
449
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:07,167
Little concerned about that.
450
00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:08,233
Come on. Try to hit me.
451
00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:08,767
Try to hit me.
452
00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:09,467
Go ahead. Go ahead.
453
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:10,167
Give it to him, son.
454
00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:11,300
Ugh!
455
00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:12,600
[ coughs ]
456
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,200
I saw it coming.
457
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,300
[ coughs ]
458
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,967
You got to let me put my guard
459
00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:18,833
Up!
460
00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:20,167
You can't just start swinging
461
00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:21,167
'cause the bell rung!
462
00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:22,467
But you said take a hit!
463
00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:23,833
Yeah, but I didn't say --
464
00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:25,167
[ shouting indistinctly ]
465
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:26,567
I don't understand what
466
00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:27,400
You're saying!
467
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,167
Ow!
468
00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,067
Goodness gracious, that
469
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:30,733
Could've happened to
470
00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:31,233
Joe frazier.
471
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:32,233
Joe frazier do the same thing if
472
00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:32,867
He got hit wrong.
473
00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:34,567
Yeah, that's right.
474
00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:35,800
Okay, you know, I am not
475
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,200
Going to stand around and watch
476
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:37,600
This.
477
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,667
Malik, good luck, baby.
478
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:39,967
No, um, um, auntie ella, you
479
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,067
Will pray for me, right?
480
00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:42,367
I know you have an "In" with him
481
00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:43,133
And everything.
482
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:45,133
[ laughs ] No. I won't.
483
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,333
Don't worry about that, boy.
484
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,267
You ain't gonna need that.
485
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,300
You're not gonna need that!
486
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,333
You are "Payne the freight
487
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:53,433
Train"!
488
00:12:53,433 --> 00:12:54,867
Put your guard up.
489
00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:55,500
Okay.
490
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,067
Put your guard up.
491
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,233
Okay, now I want you to try to
492
00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:00,800
Hit me, right...
493
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:01,333
[ whimpers ]
494
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:02,600
...Without getting hit.
495
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,100
Okay.
496
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:03,667
Okay.
497
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,133
All right.
498
00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:06,500
Ooh!
499
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,967
Ugh.
500
00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:08,333
Aah!
501
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:09,100
[ laughs ]
502
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,167
Aah! Aah!
503
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,233
Ow.
504
00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:13,900
It ain't looking good.
505
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,500
Don't you have any moves,
506
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:15,933
Boy?
507
00:13:15,933 --> 00:13:17,600
I mean, from tv, comic books,
508
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,167
Videos, nightmares?
509
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:23,067
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
510
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:23,967
Well, I hope you love a
511
00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:25,733
Beatdown.
512
00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:26,800
Now let's try this again.
513
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:27,267
Okay.
514
00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:27,933
All right.
515
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:31,667
Ladies and gentlemen and
516
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:34,733
Children of all ages, welcome to
517
00:13:34,733 --> 00:13:37,233
The beatdown off the playground!
518
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,733
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
519
00:13:38,733 --> 00:13:40,400
[ cheers and applause ]
520
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,433
Okay.
521
00:13:41,433 --> 00:13:45,300
And in this corner, weighing a
522
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,867
Hell of a lot more than malik,
523
00:13:47,867 --> 00:13:49,733
Vincent waller, "The
524
00:13:49,733 --> 00:13:51,700
Neighborhood mauler"!
525
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:55,867
[ crowd chanting "Vincent" ]
526
00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:57,767
Okay, enough of that.
527
00:13:57,767 --> 00:14:00,800
Okay, in this corner, fighting
528
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,567
For the love and glory --
529
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:03,267
Come on. Bring him in.
530
00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:03,733
Bring him in.
531
00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:06,167
[ whimpering ]
532
00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:06,933
Come on.
533
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,800
He doesn't want to do it.
534
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,800
Rock-o!
535
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,600
[ cheers and applause ]
536
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,800
We've got malik payne!
537
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,067
[ cheers and applause ]
538
00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:18,900
[ crowd chanting "Go, malik" ]
539
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,200
All right, guys.
540
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,533
Guys, come together.
541
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:22,833
I want you guys to have a clean
542
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:25,133
Fight -- well, not too clean.
543
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:26,800
I want it to be a fair fight.
544
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,367
If you get a chance, punch him
545
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,067
In the throat, okay?
546
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,333
All right, guys, ready?
547
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,100
Tap gloves.
548
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:36,367
Ding!
549
00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:37,833
Go, malik!
550
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:38,700
Get him!
551
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:39,333
Oh!
552
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,067
I can't watch this.
553
00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:41,733
I can't watch this.
554
00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:42,533
Uncle curtis, you think
555
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,167
Malik's got a chance?
556
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:44,500
I got $5 on him.
557
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,433
Wow.
558
00:14:45,433 --> 00:14:46,667
Uncle curtis, nice.
559
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:47,333
Yeah.
560
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:48,800
Curtis, come on, baby --
561
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,867
What is happening?
562
00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:51,067
Oh, baby, they're just
563
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,533
Feeling them out, feeling each
564
00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:54,067
Other out, trying to find a weak
565
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:54,467
Spot.
566
00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:55,533
Ohh!
567
00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:56,367
[ crowd ohhs ]
568
00:14:56,367 --> 00:14:57,733
And he found one.
569
00:14:57,733 --> 00:14:59,067
He just hit him in the ribs.
570
00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,600
Oh, oh, curtis, get him out
571
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,067
Of there.
572
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,367
Curtis, get him out.
573
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:03,800
[ indistinct shouting ]
574
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,500
Okay, look out, malik.
575
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,467
Look out.
576
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:06,767
[ crowd ohhs ]
577
00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:08,667
Oh! Good punch.
578
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,067
Yeah, too bad malik didn't
579
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,233
Throw it.
580
00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:12,867
Look out, malik! Look out!
581
00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:13,833
Ohh!
582
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:15,167
Whoa.
583
00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:17,667
He is catching a beatdown!
584
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,567
[ crowd ohhs ]
585
00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:19,800
Oh, time-out, time-out,
586
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,567
Time-out!
587
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:22,833
You can't call time-out in
588
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:25,433
Boxing!
589
00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:27,100
[ groans ]
590
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,567
Okay, I just want you to know
591
00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:29,900
That, no matter what happens,
592
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:30,733
I'm proud of you.
593
00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:32,067
You're my son, and I'll always
594
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:32,833
Be proud of you.
595
00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:33,433
All right.
596
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,533
And I'm proud of you, too.
597
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,633
I mean, I got $20 on vincent, so
598
00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:39,333
[chuckles] I'm good whichever
599
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:39,867
Way it goes.
600
00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:40,833
Wait, how you gonna bet on
601
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:41,133
Him?
602
00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:41,867
I'm your nephew.
603
00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:42,433
What are you doing?
604
00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:43,067
Ding!
605
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,867
Aah!
606
00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:47,067
Stay sharp, son.
607
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,733
Stay sharp.
608
00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:50,233
[ crowd ohhing ]
609
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,167
Watch out.
610
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,133
Malik, watch him.
611
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:53,500
You got to duck the shots!
612
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,400
Oh. Ohh.
613
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,367
Ohh, that one -- he got rocked
614
00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:55,933
With that one.
615
00:15:55,933 --> 00:15:56,767
Unh!
616
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:57,433
Ohh.
617
00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:58,100
You know what?
618
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,067
I don't think he's gonna win
619
00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:00,767
This fight.
620
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:02,500
Hey, malik!
621
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,367
Just wave your hands.
622
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:05,067
"No más! No más!"
623
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:06,833
No más! No más!
624
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,633
[ crowd ohhs ]
625
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:10,233
Ohh!
626
00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:11,200
Whoa!
627
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,700
What happened? What happened?
628
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,133
He just got knocked out.
629
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:15,867
Oh, poor malik!
630
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:17,333
No, malik knocked out
631
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,067
Vincent.
632
00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:18,533
Ah!
633
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:19,667
It was an accident, but it
634
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:20,100
Counts.
635
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,067
[ crowd cheering ]
636
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,800
Both: 2, 4, 6, 8!
637
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,233
Who do we appreciate?
638
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,633
Malik!
639
00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:28,733
Malik, are you okay?
640
00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:29,900
What hurts?
641
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:31,600
Well, everything except my
642
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,233
Eyebrows.
643
00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:33,600
Oh, that was amazing.
644
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,667
You were so brave.
645
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:35,800
I thought you were giving up.
646
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,200
Well, no, no, you know, I was
647
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,467
Just trying to wear him down
648
00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:39,700
Till I could throw in my power
649
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:40,633
Move, the "No más."
650
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,867
Yeah, I learned that from my
651
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:42,500
Uncle curtis.
652
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,633
Oh, your uncle must be one
653
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:44,333
Heck of a man.
654
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,667
Yeah, well, you know, it runs
655
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:48,067
In the family.
656
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:50,900
Ooh, um, did not expect that.
657
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,067
[ chuckles ]
658
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:53,233
Don't worry.
659
00:16:53,233 --> 00:16:54,867
It won't be the last one.
660
00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:56,100
You want to go out on saturday?
661
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,733
Well, well, sure, you know,
662
00:16:57,733 --> 00:16:59,333
After, um, the swelling goes
663
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,367
Down, I'll be perfectly fine.
664
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:02,300
Sure.
665
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:07,467
All right.
666
00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:09,400
[ exhales sharply ]
667
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,600
Let's see what we can -- mmm.
668
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,233
These are so good.
669
00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:18,933
Mmm. I am so hungry!
670
00:17:18,933 --> 00:17:20,133
Who knew these would go well
671
00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:20,700
Together?
672
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:21,067
Mmm!
673
00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:22,633
Hey, baby.
674
00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:24,967
Guess who got another job.
675
00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:26,067
Me.
676
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:28,067
Uh, yeah, the uniform's a
677
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,100
Dead giveaway.
678
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,300
Yeah, I'm a security guard,
679
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,933
Baby, part time.
680
00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:33,133
Wait, wait, wait.
681
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:33,900
Part time?
682
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,533
But you already have a job and
683
00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:37,200
You have me and you have school
684
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,767
And calvin jr. And the -- and
685
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:39,267
Me.
686
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,200
You don't have any time.
687
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,400
Well, baby, I never said it
688
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,067
Would be easy.
689
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,733
Calvin, I don't know about
690
00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:45,233
This.
691
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:46,700
I mean, you're going to be
692
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,367
Exhausted.
693
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,333
Maybe not.
694
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,167
I mean, how demanding can a
695
00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:51,700
Security-guard job be?
696
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,867
I'm just walking around,
697
00:17:52,867 --> 00:17:54,267
Flashing a light and checking
698
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:54,667
Doors.
699
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,267
Oh, yeah, just try not to get
700
00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:57,800
Shot in the face by a deranged
701
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,400
Criminal.
702
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,700
Miranda, we need more money.
703
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,067
This is something I got to do.
704
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:02,367
As a matter of fact, I'm doing
705
00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:02,933
It tonight.
706
00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:03,567
Tonight?
707
00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:05,067
We were supposed to spend time
708
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:05,600
Together.
709
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,400
Look -- I made food.
710
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,500
Well, baby, this is my
711
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,067
Training.
712
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,233
It'll only be about six hours,
713
00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:11,267
On a construction site.
714
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:13,267
Six hours?
715
00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:14,467
Other shifts will be longer.
716
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:15,867
Longer?
717
00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:17,100
Look, baby -- I'm doing this
718
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,833
For us, okay?
719
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:19,733
Now I got to go.
720
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,300
It's just right down the street.
721
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:22,500
Just call me if you need
722
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,933
Anything, all right?
723
00:18:25,933 --> 00:18:27,367
[ door closes ]
724
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:29,867
I need water!
725
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:30,567
Unh-unh-unh.
726
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,333
Come on, creampuff -- on your
727
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,467
Feet, on your feet!
728
00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:34,333
[ groans ]
729
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,167
Come on, come on, come on.
730
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:35,967
You got to stay on your toes.
731
00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:37,233
Stay on your toes.
732
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,467
Jab. Jab. Cross.
733
00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:40,633
Oh, up, up, left, left cup,
734
00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:41,267
Cup, cup.
735
00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:43,067
Come on. Come on. Jab, jab.
736
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:43,967
Jab, jab, jab. Jab, jab.
737
00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:45,133
Come on, on your feet, on your
738
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:45,467
Feet.
739
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:46,367
You got to keep moving.
740
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:47,567
On your feet, on your feet.
741
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:49,067
Jab, jab, jab, upper cut,
742
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:49,633
Upper cut.
743
00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:51,067
[ groans ]
744
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:52,167
Look, malik.
745
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:54,100
Look, baby -- all else fails,
746
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,367
Windmill.
747
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,367
Just windmill!
748
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:58,567
Just windmill!
749
00:18:58,567 --> 00:18:59,700
Come on, now, kick, kick.
750
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,067
Now kick while you windmill.
751
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:02,600
And scream, "Ah!"
752
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,067
Ah!
753
00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,200
And windmill, windmill.
754
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:05,533
Ah!
755
00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:06,100
Yes!
756
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,067
Ugh.
757
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:09,100
[ breathing heavily ]
758
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:09,867
Champion!
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