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* dum-dum-dum-da-dum!
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Dum...Dum dum dum dum *
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Video diary entry.
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Tuesday morning.
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11:00 a.M.
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Entering the home of one
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C.J. Payne.
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* dum-dum-dum-da-dum
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A view of the kitchen and fruit.
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And cabinet number one.
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Snacks.
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We have snacks.
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Zoom in on the snacks.
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And zoom out on the snacks.
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Checkin' out my nephew's snacks.
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The kind that give you heart
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Attacks.
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Snacks.
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Uncle curtis?
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Huh? Oh.
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What are you doing?
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Oh. There he is.
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There's my nephew -- c.J. Payne.
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Oh, I'm making a video diary for
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My website.
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Web site?
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Yep.
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Yep.
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It's called
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Www.Don'ttellella.Com.
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Anybody home?
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Just me and
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Francis ford freeloader.
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Oh, and there she is.
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There's janine payne, everybody.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Zoom in on the view.
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Look at the smile.
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Look at the smile.
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What's going on with the
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Camera?
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Uh, now, this is the one I
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Told you about, boys and girls,
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And I know what you're thinking.
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I know she doesn't look like
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A former crack--
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Uncle curtis.
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Uh, o-okay.
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Housewife, mother of 4, no job.
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No. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Where's the camera?
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Can you see me?
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That's where you're wrong.
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No longer just a housewife.
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Gainfully employed, thank you
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Very much.
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Oh, you found a job?
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I found a great job.
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Oh, that's great.
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Congratulations.
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Let's celebrate.
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Yes.
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And zoom in.
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Okay, okay.
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This is p.G.
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This is p.G.
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Okay, I'll be back when there's
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Better light and less sexual
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Tension.
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Good.
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Now I can show you how proud I
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Am of you.
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Not really.
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Hold that thought.
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I just stopped by to grab a
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Couple of things.
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Got to get to work.
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What -- you start work
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Already?
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Something like that.
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[ knock on door ]
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[ sighs ]
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Hiya, handsome.
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Chief.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm just taking my new
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Assistant to lunch.
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Oh, janine?
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Janine? You --
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I'll be right down, chief.
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You -- you hired janine?
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Kind of cute when she calls
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Me "Chief."
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Me "Chief."
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Not as cute as when you do it,
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But, ooh, cute.
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[ laughs ]
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Chief, what are you doing
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Hiring janine?
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You are putting me in a tough
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Position.
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Oh, I would love to.
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Stop that.
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As a matter of fact, I know a
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Position that makes a pretzel
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Look like a straight line.
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[ coughing ]
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You have, uh, good taste in
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Women.
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Janine and I have a lot in
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Common.
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Janine is nothing like you.
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Ooh, we have similar taste
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In men.
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So do cougars, but that don't
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Mean I want one of them.
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How do you know that?
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[ snarls ]
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[ laughs ]
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Just think.
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Now we'll always know exactly
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Where janine is, just in case we
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Want to be alone.
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Woman, that is not gonna
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Happen.
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I am a happily married man.
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In fact, I'm gonna put an end
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To this right now.
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Janine!
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Uh, let me remind you, c.J.,
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You owe me.
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I'll just fire you both.
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And how many kids do you have
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Now?
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Um, four?
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Hey.
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Got my notebook, and I'm all
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Set.
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Let's go to lunch.
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Oh, c.J., why don't you, uh,
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Join us?
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We could --
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Yeah.
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We could make it a threesome.
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Oh, that sounds fun.
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[ coughing ]
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Allergies?
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No.
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[ coughs ] No.
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You enjoy your lunch.
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Okay. All right.
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Well, my mother will be back
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With the kids in a little bit,
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All right?
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Okay.
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Oh, but wait, c.J.
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Didn't you have something you
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Wanted to tell janine?
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Nah. No.
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You just enjoy your lunch.
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Bye, baby.
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Won't be the same without you.
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Oh, and, c.J., next time I won't
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Take no for an answer.
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Oh. Here comes mommy miranda.
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Hey, baby.
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Hey, mommy miranda.
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Oh...
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Uh, miranda, I know you
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Haven't been shopping again.
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Me? Just a little.
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Oh, I-I didn't say that.
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Calvin jr. Said that.
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What did you say, son?
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[ imitating calvin jr. ] Why is
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Mommy miranda buying so many
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Clothes?
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Is there any food in those bags?
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[ normal voice ] No, I don't
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Think so, son.
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I don't think so.
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Very funny.
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I know, right?
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He's gonna be a little comedian.
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[ imitating calvin jr. ] Oh, oh,
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Mommy miranda, unh-unh.
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There's nothing funny about a
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Starving baby.
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You don't want us to eat?
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[ normal voice ] Uh, junior,
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That's not nice.
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That's not nice.
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Mommy miranda -- mommy miranda
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Needs new shoes more than you
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Need diapers and food and all
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That good stuff.
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We could just eat -- I know.
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We could just -- I know.
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We could just eat at the help
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Center.
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Calvin jr., ask your daddy
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How much he spent for those
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Limited-edition sneakers that
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He's wearing right now.
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Hmm.
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[ imitating calvin jr. ] Oh,
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No, mommy miranda.
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No. No.
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See, these -- these are
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Collector's items.
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They'll triple in value by the
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Time I'm 15.
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[ normal voice ] Wow.
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Junior, you're so financ--
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I know.
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You're so financially savvy,
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Unlike your stepmommy.
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Okay, you know what?
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First of all, you've worn the
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Sneakers, calvin, so they've
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Depreciated.
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No, no, that's not true.
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Tell her.
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No, no, no.
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And that time, you insulted me
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As yourself.
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Baby, I have not been spending
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That much money.
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Baby, we have another mouth
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To feed and another in the
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Belly.
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Ah, the baby.
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Hee-hee-hee!
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We're gonna have to cut back
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On spending or figure out a way
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To bring in more money.
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Oh, baby, I can't go back to
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Work full time with the baby
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Coming.
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Okay, baby, so where do we
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Cut back?
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Didn't we skip a mortgage
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Payment to pay the car note and
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The utilities?
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Okay, okay, well, baby,
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Listen.
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We can double up next month.
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And I have a large commission
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Check coming from a client.
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Miranda, we can't spend money
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We don't have, baby.
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I like that look on your face.
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Yeah, there we go, there we go.
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Uncle curtis.
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Yes.
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I asked you over here so that
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I could talk.
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Okay. Well, talk.
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Just talk into the microphone.
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Uncle curtis, I have a big
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Problem, and it's about time
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You knew about it.
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This is really good.
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Why don't you sit down and tell
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Me about it?
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Sit yourself down.
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Sit down. Okay.
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And keep going.
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And keep going.
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That's beautiful.
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That's beautiful.
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Oh, that's a great look.
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Put the camera down.
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Put the camera down.
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That is great.
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It's all coming out now.
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It's all coming out. Okay.
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All right, I'll put the camera
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Down.
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What is it?
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It's about maxine, the new
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Chief.
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Oh.
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That's a two-shot right there.
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This one.
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You know what?
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I always knew she wasn't going
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To cut it...
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Because she's just too pushy,
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And she's rude, she's
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Overbearing.
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She's hitting on me.
293
00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:19,300
She's blind.
294
00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:20,200
Hey, guys.
295
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Hey.
296
00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:23,567
Hey.
297
00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:24,833
Does janine know about this?
298
00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:25,933
Not yet.
299
00:07:25,933 --> 00:07:29,200
Great. Drama.
300
00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:29,933
Hi, baby.
301
00:07:29,933 --> 00:07:30,433
Hey.
302
00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:31,400
How you doing?
303
00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,167
I'm good.
304
00:07:32,167 --> 00:07:32,767
Yeah?
305
00:07:32,767 --> 00:07:34,333
Oh, look at that.
306
00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:35,700
That's beautiful.
307
00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:37,467
That's beautiful.
308
00:07:37,467 --> 00:07:38,467
It's beautiful.
309
00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:40,167
Oh, uncle curtis, you still
310
00:07:40,167 --> 00:07:41,233
Have the camera.
311
00:07:41,233 --> 00:07:41,967
Uh-huh.
312
00:07:41,967 --> 00:07:42,567
Well.
313
00:07:42,567 --> 00:07:43,567
[ clears throat ]
314
00:07:43,567 --> 00:07:45,100
Did c.J. Tell you that I am
315
00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,300
Working for the fire
316
00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,633
Department with maxine?
317
00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:48,667
No, he didn't tell me that.
318
00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:49,700
Actually, I wanted to talk
319
00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:50,433
To you about that.
320
00:07:50,433 --> 00:07:51,700
It's a really, really great
321
00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:52,067
Job.
322
00:07:52,067 --> 00:07:53,467
She's even offering me wonderful
323
00:07:53,467 --> 00:07:53,967
Benefits.
324
00:07:53,967 --> 00:07:55,067
I mean, but c.J. Already knows
325
00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:55,733
About the benefits.
326
00:07:55,733 --> 00:07:57,067
Yeah, he most certainly do.
327
00:07:57,067 --> 00:07:58,433
No, no, c.J. Doesn't know
328
00:07:58,433 --> 00:07:59,600
Anything about maxine's
329
00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:00,267
Benefits.
330
00:08:00,267 --> 00:08:02,300
Now, in fact, baby, um...
331
00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:03,533
This good?
332
00:08:03,533 --> 00:08:05,567
I don't want you to work
333
00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:07,600
At the fire department.
334
00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:08,867
* duh-duh-duh-duh
335
00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:09,700
What?
336
00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,233
I want you to quit.
337
00:08:11,233 --> 00:08:12,567
And I want you to quit now.
338
00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:14,333
Excuse me?
339
00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:16,067
Wait.
340
00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:17,200
Ooh, this is conflict.
341
00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,633
This is good for the story.
342
00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:22,300
Excuse me. Unc.
343
00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:24,467
Oh. Okay. I'm not even here.
344
00:08:24,467 --> 00:08:25,667
I'm standing over here.
345
00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:26,767
I'm not here.
346
00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:27,967
You want me to quit right
347
00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:28,300
Now.
348
00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,533
C.J., you said that you were
349
00:08:29,533 --> 00:08:30,800
Okay with me working, but that
350
00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,067
Was because you didn't think
351
00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:33,333
That I would be able to find a
352
00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:34,067
Job.
353
00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:35,933
No. No. That's not it.
354
00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:37,767
Who's gonna watch the kids?
355
00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,067
C.J., this is about my
356
00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:39,967
Self-esteem, okay?
357
00:08:39,967 --> 00:08:40,967
We'll find a nanny.
358
00:08:40,967 --> 00:08:41,900
We'll work it out.
359
00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:43,067
It's nice to be wanted in the
360
00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:43,567
Workplace.
361
00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:44,933
I like maxine, and she likes me,
362
00:08:44,933 --> 00:08:45,567
Too.
363
00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,200
She likes c.J., too.
364
00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,467
I'm not quitting my job.
365
00:08:48,467 --> 00:08:51,533
All right? You can get over it.
366
00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:00,933
Uncle curtis!
367
00:09:00,933 --> 00:09:01,867
[ door slams ]
368
00:09:01,867 --> 00:09:03,833
And cut.
369
00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,867
[ sighing ]
370
00:09:11,867 --> 00:09:13,667
You know, we need to get her
371
00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:14,833
Back down here.
372
00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:16,067
Yeah.
373
00:09:16,067 --> 00:09:17,200
I need close-ups.
374
00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,300
I just need close-ups or
375
00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,400
Something I can cut to.
376
00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,567
Uncle curtis!
377
00:09:20,567 --> 00:09:22,733
Maxine is blackmailing me.
378
00:09:22,733 --> 00:09:25,767
She says I owe her, and I have
379
00:09:25,767 --> 00:09:28,600
To sleep with her or else.
380
00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,133
Ooh. Or else what?
381
00:09:30,133 --> 00:09:31,733
No "Or else what."
382
00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:32,633
Doesn't matter.
383
00:09:32,633 --> 00:09:33,767
I'm not gonna sleep with her.
384
00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:34,933
Well, then, turn her in.
385
00:09:34,933 --> 00:09:36,167
I don't have any proof.
386
00:09:36,167 --> 00:09:37,467
It's "He said, she said."
387
00:09:37,467 --> 00:09:39,467
That's sexual harassment --
388
00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:40,600
Plain and simple.
389
00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,567
Right.
390
00:09:41,567 --> 00:09:43,067
Why the hell that never happen
391
00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:43,900
To me?
392
00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:45,167
Will you stop playing?
393
00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,400
This is serious.
394
00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,500
My career's on the line here.
395
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:51,067
I don't even know what to do!
396
00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,433
I think I know what to do.
397
00:09:58,433 --> 00:10:00,900
* duh-duh-duh-da-dum
398
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:08,000
And cut.
399
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,767
Okay.
400
00:10:09,767 --> 00:10:12,133
That's a good bear.
401
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,733
Ha ha ha ha.
402
00:10:13,733 --> 00:10:16,267
Yeah, buddy.
403
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:17,400
Buddy.
404
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,100
Sit you right there.
405
00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,100
[ ding ]
406
00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:22,100
[ squeak ]
407
00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:28,600
5:56. Friday evening.
408
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:32,100
Operation "To catch a skank."
409
00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,633
Check the light.
410
00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:43,633
That's good.
411
00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:44,900
I don't even know what this
412
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:47,100
Thing does.
413
00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,533
Good.
414
00:10:49,533 --> 00:10:50,900
[ knock on door ]
415
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,100
Oh. Okay.
416
00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:57,567
Okay.
417
00:10:57,567 --> 00:11:00,567
Enter skank in question.
418
00:11:05,067 --> 00:11:06,333
Well, look, it's
419
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,233
Chief maxine bannon.
420
00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:09,567
Please come in.
421
00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:12,533
[ laughs nervously ]
422
00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:15,400
Here we go.
423
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,533
[ laughs nervously ]
424
00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:17,767
You look like you been working
425
00:11:17,767 --> 00:11:18,567
Out -- solid.
426
00:11:18,567 --> 00:11:19,633
Mr. Payne, you said you
427
00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:20,367
Wanted to see me?
428
00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:21,567
Oh, yes, ma'am. Yes, chief.
429
00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:25,767
Have a seat.
430
00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:28,067
Um, could you move over to the
431
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,067
Right a little bit?
432
00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:31,800
Over here.
433
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,767
Ooh.
434
00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:35,267
That's good. That's good.
435
00:11:35,267 --> 00:11:36,533
Got to get you in the sweet
436
00:11:36,533 --> 00:11:38,567
Spot...Of the cushion.
437
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,233
Mr. Payne, you mentioned on
438
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,800
The phone that you had some
439
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,433
Ideas about utilizing our
440
00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:45,733
Retired workforce.
441
00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:47,167
Yes, ma'am. I did.
442
00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:50,100
Um, well, I was thinking of men
443
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,167
Like myself.
444
00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:52,800
We could do, like, fire
445
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,767
Inspections, you know, sort of
446
00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:57,600
Freeing up the active firemen,
447
00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,433
Like my nephew -- c.J. Payne.
448
00:12:00,433 --> 00:12:01,733
Do you know him?
449
00:12:01,733 --> 00:12:04,067
Oh. You know I do.
450
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,267
Isn't he a great guy?
451
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,433
One of our finest captains.
452
00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:11,733
Yeah, um, look, rest assured,
453
00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:13,600
Chief, whatever you say about
454
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,533
C.J. Will stay right here in
455
00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:17,667
This house.
456
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:21,433
Uh, I don't mind telling you
457
00:12:21,433 --> 00:12:23,767
I am very attracted to c.J.
458
00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:26,100
Ha! Ha ha ha.
459
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,967
Well, could you repeat that to
460
00:12:27,967 --> 00:12:29,533
The bear -- barely -- could
461
00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:30,900
Barely hear you.
462
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,333
I-I know that I'm his boss,
463
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:35,133
But between you and me [sighs]
464
00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,433
I want c.J.
465
00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:40,100
I...Gotcha.
466
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,067
I g-- I-I gotcha [chuckles]
467
00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:44,200
As in, I understand.
468
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,967
You know, but w-we're here
469
00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:47,333
To talk about you, and,
470
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,767
Frankly...
471
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:50,967
Mmm.
472
00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:54,400
I love a touch of snow on the
473
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,833
Roof of any house that I'm
474
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,300
Really interested in.
475
00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,200
Aah!
476
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,300
Uh...Uh...
477
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,433
You do?
478
00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:08,633
Oh, yeah.
479
00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:10,333
[ chuckles ]
480
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:13,233
So, uh, where's your wife? Hmm?
481
00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:14,700
Who? Who?
482
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,200
Who?!
483
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,133
Who, ella?
484
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:20,500
Oh, you know, she's at the help
485
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,067
Center.
486
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:21,767
I can call her.
487
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,067
You want to give her a call?
488
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,200
Oh, you seem a little
489
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:24,700
Nervous.
490
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:25,933
Is it me, or is it getting
491
00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:26,933
A little sexy in here?
492
00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:27,767
I mean hot.
493
00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,367
It's getting hot in here.
494
00:13:29,367 --> 00:13:30,700
Oh, mr. Payne, mr. Payne.
495
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,967
Oh, mr. Payne, you're moving
496
00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:35,900
Away from the sweet spot.
497
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,533
How sweet it is.
498
00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:40,600
And cut!
499
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,567
It out!
500
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,533
[ knife chopping ]
501
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,400
Hey, you sexy thing, you.
502
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,533
Come here, girl.
503
00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:52,300
Hey.
504
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:54,367
Hey. Calvin's down.
505
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,967
I finished all my classwork.
506
00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:57,267
I cooked you a meal -- your
507
00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:57,833
Favorite.
508
00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,067
Everything is all good.
509
00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:00,133
Come sit over here.
510
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:02,167
It's not all good.
511
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:03,733
How was work, baby?
512
00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:05,067
You get any leads?
513
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,400
Any leads for you?
514
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,533
Zero.
515
00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:08,567
That's all right.
516
00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:09,267
That's okay.
517
00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:10,433
Because you know what?
518
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,667
You'll get one tomorrow.
519
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:12,900
You're a winner, and winners
520
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:13,667
Always succeed.
521
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:14,967
Yes, they do.
522
00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,500
What has you so upbeat?
523
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,400
Oh.
524
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,133
Guess how much I spent on this
525
00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:20,233
Gourmet meal here.
526
00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:20,700
How much?
527
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,367
$6.22.
528
00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:23,733
Thank you very much.
529
00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:24,700
[ laughs ]
530
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,767
Coupon, coupon, double
531
00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:29,067
Coupon, day-old-bread aisle.
532
00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:29,967
Whole chicken.
533
00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,500
I'm gonna cut it up myself.
534
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,700
And the rest is going in the
535
00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:33,600
Soup tomorrow.
536
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,367
Mm.
537
00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:37,767
Baby...Thank you.
538
00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:39,500
I needed to come home to this.
539
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,133
Yeah.
540
00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:40,867
Mm-hmm.
541
00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:41,867
You know what?
542
00:14:41,867 --> 00:14:43,067
I think we're gonna be all
543
00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:45,367
Right.
544
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:46,967
The bill collectors may be
545
00:14:46,967 --> 00:14:48,467
Hunting us down, but you know
546
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:48,867
What?
547
00:14:48,867 --> 00:14:49,700
We don't need our parents to get
548
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:50,167
Through this.
549
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:51,733
Unh-unh.
550
00:14:51,733 --> 00:14:53,067
Uh-oh.
551
00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:54,333
Uh-oh.
552
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,567
We may need our parents to
553
00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:56,533
Get through this one.
554
00:14:56,533 --> 00:14:57,267
Oh!
555
00:14:57,267 --> 00:14:58,467
What's wrong?
556
00:14:58,467 --> 00:15:01,700
Ohh.
557
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:02,800
Ballooned.
558
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,233
Wait, you mean, like, a --
559
00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:06,100
A big balloon or...
560
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,967
I mean, like, a $3,000
561
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,433
Mortgage balloon payment.
562
00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:11,433
Whoa, whoa.
563
00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:12,967
No, that's a blimp.
564
00:15:12,967 --> 00:15:15,067
Baby, how didn't we see this
565
00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:15,767
Coming?
566
00:15:15,767 --> 00:15:17,533
I mean, I meant to refinance,
567
00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:19,167
Baby, but I thought we had
568
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:19,967
More time.
569
00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:20,900
You know what?
570
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:21,900
We'll work it out.
571
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:22,933
We'll work it out.
572
00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:24,133
But where are we gonna get
573
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:24,967
That kind of money?
574
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,300
We'll figure it out, okay?
575
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,733
Baby, what -- we cannot lose
576
00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:29,733
Our home.
577
00:15:29,733 --> 00:15:31,200
I know, I know, I know, and
578
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:31,833
We won't.
579
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:32,800
I got you.
580
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,800
I got you. We're winners.
581
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,900
Whoo.
582
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,067
[ chuckles nervously ]
583
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,533
Got to get that pressure right.
584
00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:40,133
Ha.
585
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:41,667
Nothing like a little splash
586
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:43,533
Of water.
587
00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:46,567
Honestly, mr. Payne, I didn't
588
00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:48,067
Think you'd be so shy about
589
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:48,867
This.
590
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:51,100
Well, you know, maybe I
591
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,200
Should remind you I am a married
592
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:53,867
Man.
593
00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:55,500
I don't care.
594
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,367
Just makes you hotter. Whoo.
595
00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:58,633
Mmm!
596
00:15:58,633 --> 00:16:00,567
Now, you know what?
597
00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:02,900
Adultery is one of your bigger
598
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,067
Commandments.
599
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:06,633
You know, my wife told me that.
600
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,900
I mean, it's right up there with
601
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,100
Murder and -- and covering your
602
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,400
Neighbor's ox.
603
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,500
Hoo-hoo!
604
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,567
You are so irresistible!
605
00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:16,733
Oh, gosh.
606
00:16:16,733 --> 00:16:18,200
Do you know that's not my
607
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:18,667
Fault?
608
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:19,767
That's 'cause I got my
609
00:16:19,767 --> 00:16:21,100
Grandma bozman's eyes.
610
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:21,567
Mm.
611
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:22,700
They just make me look
612
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:23,133
Dreamy.
613
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,433
Yeah. See? See?
614
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:25,467
Snap out of it.
615
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,067
See how I got you like that?
616
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,967
I'll be all down and, you know,
617
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:30,267
Kind of like harry belafonte.
618
00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:31,533
That's what they used to call
619
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,133
Me.
620
00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:33,367
Harry not-afonte.
621
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,067
Yeah, but, uh, you even like
622
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:36,867
Calypso?
623
00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:42,600
Ooh. I like to dance.
624
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,533
Ohh!
625
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:44,333
[ laughing ]
626
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,733
That was pretty slick.
627
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:46,367
Ha ha ha.
628
00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:47,600
Grandma bozman!
629
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,700
Grandma bozman!
630
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,267
Uncle curtis, have you
631
00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:51,633
Seen -- what the hell?
632
00:16:51,633 --> 00:16:52,933
Oh, it's not what you think,
633
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:53,767
C.J.
634
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:54,967
She couldn't resist
635
00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:57,067
Grandma bozman's eyes.
636
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,467
What is she even doing over
637
00:16:58,467 --> 00:16:59,400
Here?
638
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:03,233
Oh...I was helping you out.
639
00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:05,300
I got it all on this disc.
640
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:10,167
Got it all on this disc.
641
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:11,333
[ squeak ]
642
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,400
Sorry.
643
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,333
What disc?
644
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,367
Where's the disc?
645
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:19,600
This disc?
646
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,633
[ squeak ]
647
00:17:20,633 --> 00:17:22,333
Now I've got you both.
648
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,867
Oh, you boys are gonna be
649
00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:25,700
So much fun.
650
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:26,933
Okay.
651
00:17:26,933 --> 00:17:29,967
I need another splash of water.
652
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,600
C.J., can I speak to you
653
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,533
For a moment?
654
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:34,833
Look, I didn't have anything
655
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:35,400
To do --
656
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,233
No, listen.
657
00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:37,833
I am done playing games with
658
00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:38,967
You, you understand?
659
00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:40,600
Before it was a request.
660
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,633
Now it's an order.
661
00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:44,100
You're gonna do what I say, when
662
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:46,633
I say, and how I say.
663
00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:52,900
It's time for you to go.
664
00:17:58,233 --> 00:18:01,233
No good-night kiss?
665
00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:03,500
Mr. Payne!
666
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,933
Uh-huh?
667
00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:06,567
[ chuckles ]
668
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:07,900
Thanks for the disc.
669
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:10,467
Thanks for the dance.
670
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:12,867
[ smooches ]
671
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:21,367
I feel so used.
672
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,733
[ imitating calvin jr. ] Hey,
673
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:30,400
Hey, daddy.
674
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,467
Now that -- now that
675
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:32,900
Mommy miranda's asleep, can we
676
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:33,600
Sing a song?
677
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,600
[ normal voice ] Okay.
678
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,900
What do you want to hear?
679
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:38,333
I know hip-hop, I know r&b, a
680
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,067
Little bit of funk, but don't
681
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:42,233
Ask for country.
682
00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,433
Huh?
683
00:18:43,433 --> 00:18:44,800
Oh, you know what?
684
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,700
I know -- I know what to sing.
685
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,367
I know what to sing.
686
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:50,067
You ready to hear it?
687
00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:53,067
* nobody knows
688
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:55,067
The trouble I've seen *
689
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,533
[ imitating calvin jr. ] I know
690
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:57,367
That one, daddy.
691
00:18:57,367 --> 00:19:01,833
* nobody knows my sorrow
692
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,133
[ normal voice ] Ha.
693
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,433
That boring?
694
00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:07,900
That boring? Huh?
695
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,067
[ giggles ]
696
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:09,967
[ chuckles ]
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