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[ whispering indistinctly ]
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Both: I got good news!
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Aah! Oh, god.
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What, you're not the father
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Of the baby?
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That is good news.
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Very funny.
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What, you found 50 cent in the
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Couch cushion again?
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Hello, hello, hello.
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Can somebody just tell me the
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News?
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I am about to--
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I'm first.
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I'm her first born.
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I'm her first husband, okay?
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I'm your first husband, right,
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Ella?
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Uh...Curtis, you know what?
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Ella?
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Listen -- can somebody just
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Please tell me some news?
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I am about to be a
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Georgia state graduate.
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Unh!
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Hm!
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Ha ha!
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Oh, that is great.
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Your son.
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Wow, you're finally gonna
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Bring home a b.A. -- 'cause
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We've been so tired of your b.S.
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Curtis.
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Look 00 I only have one
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Elective left to take to
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Graduate -- early childhood
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Education.
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Unh!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
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Calvin.
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With dr. Pascal?
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Yeah.
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I'm taking that class.
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You're in the same class?
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I'm taking it!
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Oh, oh, yeah!
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[ laughs ]
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Ba ba boop boop bop -- yeah.
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[ laughs ]
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That's great, right?
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No, that wasn't it.
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That wasn't it.
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Curtis.
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Yeah, whoopee, okay?
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Okay, baby.
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Okay, just tell me your news.
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Can I tell you my news,
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Please?
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Please.
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I don't want to interrupt
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Your little stepping class,
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Whatever it is.
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Yeah. Right?
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Come on, baby.
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I'm going corporate, baby.
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Ah!
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Uh, do they hire
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Firefighters?
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Yeah, baby, they probably
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Want me to be a safety inspector
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Or something.
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Oh, that's cool, pops.
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If it doesn't work out,
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Somebody's always looking for a
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Safety walrus...
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Or a safety blowfish...
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Or a safety penguin.
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You're such a hater.
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A safety seal, okay?
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Thank you.
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Matter of fact...
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Curtis.
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...Get your seal out of my
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Seat.
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How about that?
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Okay, curtis, please, baby,
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Sit down and just tell me about
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The position.
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Yeah! I'm so excited!
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[ laughs ] Whoo.
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I can't tell you nothing till
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Tomorrow.
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That's when my interview is.
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Ah.
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Uh-oh. Curtis, wait a
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Minute, baby.
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What?
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You may need to brush up on
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Your interviewing skills.
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Ah.
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[ chuckles ] What?!
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You may need to brush up on
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Your --
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I heard you.
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Come on, baby,
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I'm your man.
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This is curtis payne.
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I got the gift of gab.
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You know I got a gift.
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God gave me the gift.
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Curtis, that's what I'm
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Afraid of, baby.
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Oh, listen -- malik is taking a
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Career-counseling course.
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He can tutor you.
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Oh, please, that boy can't do
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Nothing for me.
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Yes, he can.
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Whoa, whoa, pop.
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You kidding?
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Pop, you better listen to
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Mom.
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She's a coed now.
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She knows things.
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Wow.
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That's more than I can say for
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You.
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I guess the old saying is
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True --
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Curtis.
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"Those that can, graduate."
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Curtis.
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"And those that can't...
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"And those that can't...
Go to class with their mama.
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Go to class with their mama.
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Calvin?
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Mm-hmm?
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Baby, I know we are going to
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Ace this class.
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I told you, ma -- you stick
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With me, we're gonna blow right
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Through this course.
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I know.
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You've taken it, what, three
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Times?
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[ chuckles ]
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You got your little jokes, huh?
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Sorry, baby.
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Listen -- I just know we're
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Gonna
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Go to the top of this class
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Together.
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The top.
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So, now, calvin, I was
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Thinking --
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Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh.
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I've already started my idea for
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The presentation.
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Yeah.
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Okay, well, baby, after we do
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That, I was thinking --
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Oh, check it out --
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3-d graphics.
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Kwhoo.
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Hey, baby check it out.
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Check it out.
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Huh? Whoo!
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It's the charm master.
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Me in this suit -- I could talk
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A eskimo into buying a snocone.
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Curtis, you are really pumped
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About this job, aren't you?
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Baby, please.
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With this suit and my charm, the
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Job is in the bag.
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You heard me?
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Get that job, baby.
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I got it.
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Get it. Get it.
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Okay, calvin, I was thinking --
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Whoa, whoa, hold up. Look.
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Check that out, mom.
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Don't that look good?
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Calvin, baby, I have some
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Ideas, too, that I would like to
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Show you.
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Great, great.
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Yeah, and I'm gonna make the
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Planets orbit.
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Uh-huh.
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And maybe I'll set it to
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Music -- you know, narration.
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Yeah, why not?
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What are you two up to?
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Oh, me and my classmate here
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Are working on our presentation
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For class.
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Ah.
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Actually, curtis, we're
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Supposed to be coming up with a
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Method to teach preschoolers how
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To remember all of the planets,
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And --
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Oh, baby, that's easy.
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Just teach 'em association.
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Association -- venus...Williams,
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Got a sister serena.
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Earth...Wind, and fire.
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Curtis, please.
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Greatest group ever.
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Uh, mercury...
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Mm-hmm.
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...Saturn, and...
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I can't never get that last
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One, can't never get the last
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One.
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Bluto!
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He used to beat up popeye.
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Oh.
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[ chuckles ]
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You should be working for nasa.
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[ laughs ]
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Now, see, if you'd studied
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Your books and paid attention in
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School, you'd realize lincoln
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Freed the slaves!
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We don't have to work for nasa
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No more.
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Wow.
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[ laughs ]
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You know what, curtis?
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Baby, sometimes I think we
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Should just put you in a glass
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Case and charge admission so
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That people can just come look
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At you, baby, and see that you
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Really are real.
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You know, that's what my mama
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Used to say.
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But she'd never charge.
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She knew it was a gift from god.
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Right.
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You give it away.
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You give that away.
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Yeah.
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But I will charge.
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But I will charge.
[ laughs ]
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[ laughs ]
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All right, marge, for lunch,
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I will have a double
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Cheeseburger -- with curly fries
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This time, okay? -- and also I
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Would like a mineral water --
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No tap water, none of that.
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You know, you got that for me
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Last time.
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I did not like that at all.
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Mineral water, please.
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Thank you.
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[ clears throat ]
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What the hell are you doing?
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Oh, I'm just ordering my
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Lunch.
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Uh, uh, I mean, um, you are
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Late, sir.
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Late for what?
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For your interview.
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What the --
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Malik, are you crazy?
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Did you bump your head?
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I know it's easy, as big as it
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Is.
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I'm not malik.
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I'm the interviewer, and you're
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The interviewee, okay?
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Aunty ella asked me to help you
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Prepare for your interview
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Today.
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Oh, whatever.
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Look -- I got a real interview,
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Okay?
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And I'm in a hurry.
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I can't be going through this
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Mess.
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Well, I'm in a hurry, too,
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So -- uncle curtis, come on.
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Come on. Come on.
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Look -- the workplace out there
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Is hard nowadays.
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I'm just helping you prepare.
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The questions that they're gonna
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Ask you are very hard, all
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Right?
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So, please...
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Okay, I appreciate that.
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Come on. You got 5 minutes.
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All right.
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Make it quick. Make it quick!
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Oh, okay.
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Uh, sir, do you have your
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Resumé?
302
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Um, that's not in a portfolio.
303
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What the hell is that?
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I'll take a look at this.
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Um...
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[ sniffs ] Pork chops?
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Barbecue.
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[ laughs ]
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Ghetto, ghetto, ghetto.
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[ chuckles ]
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Do you have one without sauce?
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You like yours dry, huh?
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I do. I do.
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This here.
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Okay. Thank you.
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See, this is clean.
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[ both laugh ]
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Prepared.
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Okay, now, we have here
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Mr. Panini?
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Mr. Pani--
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Oh, give me a break!
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Sir, it's these crazy ethnic
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Names, okay?
325
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Now, how do you pronounce that?
326
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It's payne, like what my
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Nephew is about to feel.
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Uncle curtis, look -- we're
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Role-playing here, and you're
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Not playing very nice.
331
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[ chuckles ]
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[ clears throat ]
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Get on with it.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Okay, you can call me
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Mr. Taylor van housen.
337
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Okay, taylor van housen,
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Son of a--
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Please, please!
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I will not be spoken to that
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Way.
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I am from h.R.
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00:08:02,206 --> 00:08:03,931
And you're about to be in
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E.R. 'cause I'm from the atl.
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You heard?
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00:08:06,758 --> 00:08:09,517
Okay, okay, uh, mr. Panini,
347
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Please, okay, try to refrain
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From levity.
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Spell it.
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It's not about me right now,
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Okay, mr. Panini?
352
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Aah.
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You better get on with it
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'cause this ain't helping me.
355
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I thought this was gonna help.
356
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Well, I'm --
357
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You gonna help?!
358
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I'm about to help you with
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These questions I'm about to
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Ask.
361
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Okay.
362
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[ clears throat ]
363
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Now, if you were a tree and you
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Fell in the forest, what sound
365
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Would you make?
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Then I guess I would make the
367
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Same sound that you're gonna
368
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Make when I fall on you.
369
00:08:39,965 --> 00:08:41,241
Now, what the hell kind of
370
00:08:41,241 --> 00:08:42,172
Questions are these?
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I'm getting sick of them.
372
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Okay. Uh, short temper.
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Okay, next question -- do you
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Know html?
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Hmm. Html.
376
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Yeah, I think so.
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I had a bout with that last
378
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Winter.
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[ laughs ]
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Laughs to keeps from crying.
381
00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,275
Stop to keep from dying.
382
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Mr. Panini, please cease
383
00:09:04,551 --> 00:09:05,448
These shenanigans!
384
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How about I take the
385
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Shenanigans and put 'em --
386
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Marge! Marge!
387
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Marge, this interview is
388
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Over.
389
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,275
How about that?
390
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How about that?
Let's go. You out of here.
391
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Let's go. You out of here.
392
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♪ around the sun the
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Planets run ♪
394
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♪ learning the solar system
395
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Is fun ♪
396
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Hey, ma -- check it out.
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Whoa, whoa.
398
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What are you doing?
399
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Okay, calvin, I decided to
400
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Move ahead with my ideas for the
401
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Project.
402
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Behold -- the planets of payne.
403
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What is all this?
404
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What is this?
405
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Oh, oh, oh, calvin these are
406
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My plans that I drew.
407
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[ chuckles ]
408
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It's the solar system.
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Our solar system with the
410
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Earth in it?
411
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Yes, calvin.
412
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I thought it would be a nice way
413
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To teach all of the children so
414
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That they can see all of the
415
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Planets.
416
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[ laughs ]
417
00:10:00,586 --> 00:10:01,862
These are planets?
418
00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:02,965
Yes, calvin.
419
00:10:02,965 --> 00:10:03,724
[ laughs ]
420
00:10:03,724 --> 00:10:05,103
Aunty ella, aunty ella, I
421
00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:05,965
Can't take it!
422
00:10:05,965 --> 00:10:07,137
I can't take it anymore!
423
00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:08,551
Okay, malik, what is it?
424
00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:09,620
What's wrong, baby?
425
00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:11,000
Look -- uncle curtis is
426
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:11,793
Unemployable!
427
00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:13,206
He wants to be in charge of
428
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Everybody, claims he knows
429
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Everything, and refuses to
430
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Embrace new technology.
431
00:10:17,068 --> 00:10:18,758
You got all this from a mock
432
00:10:18,758 --> 00:10:19,413
Interview?
433
00:10:19,413 --> 00:10:22,241
No, this is all his resumé.
434
00:10:22,241 --> 00:10:23,620
Look, I can't take it.
435
00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:25,103
I got to go. I got to go.
436
00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:26,034
Well, wait, wait.
437
00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:27,137
Okay, malik, wait, okay?
438
00:10:27,137 --> 00:10:29,275
I'm sorry about that.
439
00:10:29,275 --> 00:10:30,655
Get this. Get it.
440
00:10:30,655 --> 00:10:33,724
Malik, look. Look.
441
00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:39,482
Behold -- the planets of payne.
442
00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:42,344
Baby, it's the solar system.
443
00:10:42,344 --> 00:10:43,241
What? Wait.
444
00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:46,000
Our solar system, the one with
445
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:46,862
Earth in it?
446
00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:48,206
That's what I said.
447
00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:50,068
Well, what happened to earth?
448
00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,551
And this is the sun.
449
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,000
Okay, wait a minute.
450
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,793
Yes, that is the sun, and this
451
00:10:54,793 --> 00:10:56,000
Is saturn or pluto.
452
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,517
And this -- this is the earth.
453
00:10:57,517 --> 00:10:58,517
[ planet crunches ]
454
00:10:58,517 --> 00:11:00,103
Oh!
455
00:11:00,103 --> 00:11:02,172
We're dead.
456
00:11:02,172 --> 00:11:04,896
Whoa, destroyer of the world.
457
00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,827
[ both laugh ]
458
00:11:06,827 --> 00:11:07,965
[ chuckles ]
459
00:11:07,965 --> 00:11:09,896
Uh, mom, seriously, let's go
460
00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:11,000
Back to my idea.
461
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,448
Okay, guys, I have been
462
00:11:12,448 --> 00:11:13,724
Working on this all day.
463
00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:15,103
This is just my first try.
464
00:11:15,103 --> 00:11:17,517
Well, you try to create a
465
00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:18,655
Universe in one day?
466
00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:20,241
It took god six days.
467
00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:21,620
[ both laugh ]
468
00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:23,517
Mom, seriously, let's go back
469
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,310
To my idea.
470
00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:26,034
Calvin, you haven't even
471
00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:27,931
Looked at my idea, all of it.
472
00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,620
But, mom, look, this --
473
00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:31,034
Calvin, listen.
474
00:11:31,034 --> 00:11:33,000
Now, I am your mother, baby.
475
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:33,448
Whoa.
476
00:11:33,448 --> 00:11:36,000
Now, maybe you have not --
477
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,586
Young malik senses danger and
478
00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:39,206
Decides to return to the safety
479
00:11:39,206 --> 00:11:39,896
Of his own home.
480
00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:41,275
Now. Bye-bye.
481
00:11:41,275 --> 00:11:43,310
Mom, if we turn this in,
482
00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:44,758
Nobody will respect our project.
483
00:11:44,758 --> 00:11:45,862
It looks like something
484
00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:46,793
Preschoolers would do.
485
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,172
Calvin, exactly.
486
00:11:48,172 --> 00:11:49,689
That's who it's for --
487
00:11:49,689 --> 00:11:50,724
Preschoolers.
488
00:11:50,724 --> 00:11:52,310
Mom, I'm sorry. No.
489
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,793
If we turn this in, we'll get
490
00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:54,448
Laughed at.
491
00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:55,137
It's a joke!
492
00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:58,206
Oh, really?
493
00:11:58,206 --> 00:12:01,931
Oh, it's a joke, is it?
494
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,000
Okay, well, calvin, you know
495
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:03,310
What?
496
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,103
I got a joke for you.
497
00:12:04,103 --> 00:12:05,172
Mom --
498
00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:07,758
Knock, knock.
499
00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:09,068
Who's there?
500
00:12:09,068 --> 00:12:11,241
Your mama.
501
00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:12,379
Your mama who?
502
00:12:12,379 --> 00:12:15,965
Your mama can't believe how
503
00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:19,000
Insensitive and ungrateful her
504
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,310
Only son has gotten.
505
00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:22,172
Thank you.
506
00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:24,000
Mom, I was just kidding.
507
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,827
Mom, I was just kidding.
Mom!
508
00:12:25,827 --> 00:12:29,517
Mom!
509
00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:31,000
I don't care what everyone
510
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:31,413
Says.
511
00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:32,862
This would have gotten us an
512
00:12:32,862 --> 00:12:34,620
"A."
513
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,724
Calvin?
514
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:38,793
[ sighs ]
515
00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:39,310
See --
516
00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:39,965
Whoo!
517
00:12:39,965 --> 00:12:41,068
Hi, baby.
518
00:12:41,068 --> 00:12:42,275
Hey, baby, I'm home!
519
00:12:42,275 --> 00:12:43,068
I know.
520
00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:44,586
Oh, it smells great!
521
00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:45,310
Mwah!
522
00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:47,758
Baby, why are you yelling?
523
00:12:47,758 --> 00:12:48,448
What?
524
00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:50,068
Baby, you got to speak up!
525
00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:51,517
Why are you whispering?
526
00:12:51,517 --> 00:12:53,517
I'm not whispering.
527
00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:54,310
Oh!
528
00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:55,413
[ laughs ]
529
00:12:55,413 --> 00:12:56,827
My first day was great!
530
00:12:56,827 --> 00:12:59,551
Thanks for asking!
531
00:12:59,551 --> 00:13:01,206
Curtis, I did not ask how
532
00:13:01,206 --> 00:13:03,344
Your day was.
533
00:13:03,344 --> 00:13:04,689
What, are you deaf?
534
00:13:04,689 --> 00:13:05,965
I said it was great!
535
00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:07,103
I love the place!
536
00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:08,758
I could work there forever!
537
00:13:08,758 --> 00:13:11,344
Curtis, what kind of place is
538
00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:14,000
This?
539
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,482
You made fish?
540
00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:17,275
[ chuckles ]
541
00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:21,206
Curtis, I did not make fish!
542
00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:22,448
Then why did you ask me if I
543
00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:24,137
Want some?
544
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:28,000
Come here!
545
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,620
What type of place is dynamic
546
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,724
Enterprises?
547
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:33,758
Dynam-- no.
548
00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:36,448
Dynamite franchises!
549
00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:38,000
It's an explosives-testing
550
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:38,689
Facility!
551
00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:40,689
We blow stuff up!
552
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:41,344
Oh.
553
00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:42,206
All day!
554
00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:43,034
[ laughs ]
555
00:13:43,034 --> 00:13:43,931
It's great!
556
00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:46,137
All the guys wear protective ear
557
00:13:46,137 --> 00:13:46,758
Gear!
558
00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:48,655
I told 'em I don't need it!
559
00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,620
We got jesus!
560
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:53,724
Well, baby, you need a set.
561
00:13:53,724 --> 00:13:57,206
Baby, please! I'm tired!
562
00:13:57,206 --> 00:13:59,620
I have a headache!
563
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:03,379
You have such a one-track mind!
564
00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:07,620
Curtis, stop yelling and sit.
565
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:09,448
Ella, you don't have to cuss
566
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:09,827
Me!
567
00:14:09,827 --> 00:14:13,068
I said -- baby, I said sit
568
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:13,862
Down!
569
00:14:13,862 --> 00:14:14,965
Down! Sit!
570
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:16,896
Oh! Oh!
571
00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:19,689
Listen -- I am calling your
572
00:14:19,689 --> 00:14:21,517
Employer tomorrow, and I am
573
00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:22,931
Quitting for you.
574
00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:25,758
You're already too loud!
575
00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:29,034
No. You're already too loud.
576
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,896
Touchdown! That's right!
577
00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:32,655
Thank you, baby!
578
00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:36,172
I forgot the game was on!
579
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:36,965
You know what?
580
00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:40,551
You're getting me upset.
581
00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:43,689
Okay, okay, if you insist!
582
00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:44,689
[ sighs ]
583
00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:47,068
Just let me take a shower first,
584
00:14:47,068 --> 00:14:47,758
Okay?
585
00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:51,137
Okay?
Then you can come meet me.
586
00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:54,206
Then you can come meet me.
587
00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:54,896
Curtis.
588
00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:56,310
You still working on your
589
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:59,655
Solar-system project?
590
00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:00,206
Yes, baby.
591
00:15:00,206 --> 00:15:01,241
I think you should use this
592
00:15:01,241 --> 00:15:02,965
For earth.
593
00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:04,655
I was gonna use it for mars.
594
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:05,275
What?
595
00:15:05,275 --> 00:15:06,758
You want me to move my car?
596
00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:08,517
[ doorbell rings ]
597
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:09,931
Doorbell.
598
00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:12,758
What did you call me?
599
00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:18,241
Never mind! I'll get it!
600
00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:21,758
Oh --
601
00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:24,103
What the hell?
602
00:15:24,103 --> 00:15:25,689
No, really, what the hell,
603
00:15:25,689 --> 00:15:27,310
Calvin?
604
00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:29,448
Calvin, what --
605
00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:30,482
You --
606
00:15:30,482 --> 00:15:33,482
Oh, that's my model!
607
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:35,206
Baby, he's wearing your
608
00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:38,448
Model!
609
00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:40,344
Why is dad talking loud?
610
00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:42,551
Because it was his first and
611
00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:44,379
Last day at the explosives
612
00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:46,344
Testing facility!
613
00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:47,931
You don't have to shout,
614
00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:48,413
Baby!
615
00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:49,724
I'm not deaf!
616
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:51,620
Oh. Sorry, curtis.
617
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:52,586
What?
618
00:15:52,586 --> 00:15:54,310
Wait. He can't hear?
619
00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:55,793
No, not a thing.
620
00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:56,448
Really?
621
00:15:56,448 --> 00:15:56,931
No.
622
00:15:56,931 --> 00:15:59,724
[ laughs ]
623
00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:02,137
Pop, miranda's having octuplets,
624
00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:03,241
Eight babies.
625
00:16:03,241 --> 00:16:05,620
An octopus hates your babies?
626
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:06,586
[ laughs ]
627
00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:08,275
And we're all moving here.
628
00:16:08,275 --> 00:16:11,241
And you're giving them beer?
629
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:13,482
That's my boy!
630
00:16:13,482 --> 00:16:15,137
Can we keep him like this?
631
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:17,000
Would you please stop playing
632
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,896
With your father and tell me why
633
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,793
Are you wearing my model?
634
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:22,379
Well, I upgraded your plans.
635
00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:23,620
I stayed up all night.
636
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:24,965
I couldn't let my project
637
00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:25,689
Partner down.
638
00:16:25,689 --> 00:16:27,620
Calvin, you shouldn't have.
639
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,827
Yes, I should.
640
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:30,103
[ laughs ]
641
00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:32,586
It slipped. I'm sorry.
642
00:16:32,586 --> 00:16:33,379
There we go.
643
00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:35,068
I mean, you're the woman that
644
00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:36,827
Taught me everything I know, and
645
00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:38,448
I should have listened to your
646
00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:39,724
Ideas instead of being
647
00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:40,586
Disrespectful.
648
00:16:40,586 --> 00:16:41,931
[ sighs ] Calvin.
649
00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:42,896
[ laughs ]
650
00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:44,413
No, baby, really, you
651
00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:47,413
Shouldn't have because I did the
652
00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:48,793
Project.
653
00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:50,413
What did you do?
654
00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:52,034
Let me show you.
655
00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:53,551
Stop. Stop it.
656
00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:55,344
Pull it up here.
657
00:16:55,344 --> 00:16:57,931
Oh, I get it -- baby, calvin
658
00:16:57,931 --> 00:17:00,310
Is supposed to be a eclipse of
659
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,448
The sun!
660
00:17:01,448 --> 00:17:02,000
No.
661
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,241
With gold teeth.
662
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:08,931
No. My son is the sun.
663
00:17:08,931 --> 00:17:10,206
He can't be the sun.
664
00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:11,965
Nobody want to wake up to calvin
665
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:12,793
Every morning.
666
00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:14,172
Baby, don't listen to your
667
00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:14,965
Father, please.
668
00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:18,068
You look wonderful.
669
00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:19,413
And, calvin, I'm sorry
670
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,172
Because --
671
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,310
No, don't do it.
672
00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:23,137
You know, I think our projects
673
00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:25,034
Go well together and -- one
674
00:17:25,034 --> 00:17:25,758
Second.
675
00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:29,275
I feel the same way.
676
00:17:29,275 --> 00:17:31,517
I made this for you because
677
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:32,586
You are my star.
678
00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:33,689
Ahh!
679
00:17:33,689 --> 00:17:35,206
Ooh, I want one!
680
00:17:35,206 --> 00:17:37,517
No.
681
00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:40,517
Well -- oh, behold --
682
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:43,000
The planets of payne!
683
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,206
I think we make a great team.
684
00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:44,896
Don't you think?
685
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:45,965
Yes, yes, yes, yes, we do.
686
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,206
What?!
687
00:17:47,206 --> 00:17:48,931
Oh, get him. Get him.
688
00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:50,068
Get him, baby.
689
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:50,793
Yeah.
690
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:52,724
Hey, pop, you know that dent in
691
00:17:52,724 --> 00:17:54,586
Your fender you got five years
692
00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:55,068
Ago?
693
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:56,068
I did that.
694
00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:57,793
That's great, son!
695
00:17:57,793 --> 00:17:59,137
I'm proud of you, too!
696
00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:02,241
Curtis...I'm just gonna go to
697
00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:04,931
The mall, baby, and just go
698
00:18:04,931 --> 00:18:06,862
Crazy with your credit cards.
699
00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:07,620
[ laughs ]
700
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,137
You do, and I'll choke the hell
701
00:18:09,137 --> 00:18:09,827
Out of you!
702
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:10,827
[ laughs ]
703
00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:11,758
You can hear me?
704
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,068
What?!
705
00:18:13,068 --> 00:18:15,000
What?!
Goes in and out.
706
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,448
Goes in and out.
707
00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:20,068
Hey, uncle curtis, could I
708
00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:21,758
Borrow --
709
00:18:21,758 --> 00:18:22,206
Uncle curtis?
710
00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:24,137
Ugh!
711
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:27,275
Yah! Ohhhhhh!
712
00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:27,896
Malik!
713
00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:29,758
You can't sneak up on me like
714
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:30,310
That.
715
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,137
You know I'm trained to kill.
716
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:34,241
Okay, um, could I --
717
00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:35,724
I came in to --
718
00:18:35,724 --> 00:18:40,413
What?
719
00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:41,482
What are you doing?
720
00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:42,517
I'm turning down the sound.
721
00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:43,517
Look -- I was wondering if it
722
00:18:43,517 --> 00:18:44,517
Would be all right with you...
723
00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:45,413
I can't hear you!
724
00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:46,689
See, I wanted to come here,
725
00:18:46,689 --> 00:18:47,965
And I was asking you, could I
726
00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:48,413
Borrow --
727
00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:49,758
You're gonna have to speak
728
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:51,310
Up!
729
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:53,241
Forget it. Forget it.
730
00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:55,793
Oh, good, grab me one, too!
731
00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:57,586
Oh, good, grab me one, too!
You're old enough!
732
00:18:57,586 --> 00:19:05,000
You're old enough!
733
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,862
Gonna milk this as long as I
734
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,206
Gonna milk this as long as I
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