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Ooh, ooh, ooh, mom, check
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This out.
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This college has a 4-to-1
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Student-to-teacher ratio, 2
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Dozen varsity sports, and a
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Math-science building that
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Rivals any ivy league college in
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The country.
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Mm! This is it.
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This is the one.
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Calvin, isn't this too soon
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To be making plans for your
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Little baby?
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Go. Go now. Go. Out. Bye.
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Stop, baby.
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Wait. Wait. Wait.
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What's the rush, baby?
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Baby, big jesse gonna be here
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Any minute.
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Wait th big jesse?
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He's real?
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Yes, he's real.
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We trained together at the
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Academy, fought our first fire
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Side by side.
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He saved my life at the...
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Together: great dupree
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Factory inferno.
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We know. We know.
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Good.
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Then get this mess up out of
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Here, please.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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This isn't mess.
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I'm showing mom schools for the
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Baby.
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What?
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You haven't even graduated yet.
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And the rate you're going, the
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Baby gonna graduate before you
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Do.
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Calvin, miranda is only six
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Months pregnant.
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Next thing you know, you'll have
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The baby reading in the womb.
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Whoa, that's a great idea.
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I can put headphones on her
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Stomach.
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No. Calm down.
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It was just a joke.
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Hey, baby. Hey, baby.
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You know big jesse could read in
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The womb.
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And you know that ain't easy, as
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Dark as it is.
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We know, pops.
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Big jesse is the baddest man
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That ever lived.
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That's right.
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He's the baddest man that ever
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Lived.
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Big jesse didn't put out fires.
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He didn't have to.
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But big jesse did save my life,
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Now.
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And we're gonna roll out the red
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Carpet for him, baby.
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I want everything to be perfect.
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Curtis, everything is fine.
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Everything except one thing.
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Calvin is still here.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Bye.
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I'll see you later, and I'll
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Let you know what happens with
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The school.
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> bye.
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Curtis, baby, I don't see
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What the big deal is about this
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Big jesse.
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He's just a man.
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Watch your mouth, ella.
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You know that he's not just a
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Man.
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Big jesse is a legend, okay?
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This the payne bar.
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This the big jesse bar.
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Payne bar, big jesse bar.
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Did I hear somebody mention
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Bar?
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Big man!
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Little man!
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Who the man?
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You the man!
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[ both laugh ]
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Save me, jesse!
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I'm saving. I'm saving.
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Save me, jesse!
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Don't burn up!
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Don't burn up!
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Ah! Help ella out!
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Check this out, right?
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I got this rookie slumped over
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My shoulder, right?
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Yeah.
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And I'm looking at about 12
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Flights of stairs.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Was you overcome with smoke?
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No, no, no, because right
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When we opened the door, the
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Lady's pet squirrel jumped out
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At him and went, "Aah!"
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[ both laugh ]
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Oh, the pet squirrel!
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Baby, pet squirrel said, "Aah!"
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Aah! Curtis!
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Unh!
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Oh, now, that is amazing.
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Baby, ain't that amazing?
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Yes, curtis, it sure is.
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In fact, it was for the first
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Four times I heard it.
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Oh, big jesse, you are in
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Curtis' chair.
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Oh, I better get up, then!
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No! Ella!
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Baby, how you gonna do that?
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That's jesse. That's our guest.
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You sit down in that chair.
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That's your chair long as you
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Here.
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Ella payne, you beautiful
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Thing, I spilled some snacks.
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Ain't it a shame?
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I was trying to hear where
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You was gonna go with it!
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You just flipped it right over!
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Didn't know I was gonna do
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That one!
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Aah ha ha!
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Oh, big jesse -- ha ha --
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You so messy.
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[ laughter ]
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Baby, why don't you go ahead
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And get this up for him?
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Curtis.
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Baby, come get this mess up,
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Please.
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[ scoffs ] Curtis.
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Um...Why you have to ask
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Her twice?
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I don't know, big jesse.
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I ain't never seen her like
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This.
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She's excited.
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Ain't never seen her like this.
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Curtis, you got it good here,
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Man.
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[ snacks crunching ]
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Ohh.
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He got it on his shoe.
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He's doing that on purpose.
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Beautiful home, man.
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You the king of your castle,
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Man.
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The what?
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Just trying to be like you,
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Big jess.
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Ella!
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You're a rare gem.
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You remind me of my late wife,
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Diana.
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She must've been a saint.
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She was a saint.
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She had to be.
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Ohh!
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Hey, big jesse, we got a big
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Surprise for you.
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What you got?
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Well, ella has prepared your
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Favorite, huh, baby?
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A country ham...
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...For a country ham.
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Ella!
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Ha ha ha.
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Oh, oh, oh, I should've
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Mentioned this earlier, but
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Since I moved out west, I'm
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Trying to eat a little healthier
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Now, you know -- no salt for the
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Ticker and no malt liquor.
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That's what it is.
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Okay.
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Doing that healthy thing now.
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I'm doing the healthy thing,
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Man.
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Okay, well, let me get rid
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Of these.
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I don't know why in the world
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She --
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Baby, why'd you get pretzels?
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Look at all the salt on there.
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Come on, now, baby.
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Think, ella. You got to think.
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Curtis, you bought these.
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I mean, it was my money.
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[ laughs ]
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She the one that picked them up,
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Trying to kill both of us.
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[ laughs ]
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Diana used to buy me
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Barbecue-flavor rice cakesssss.
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Well, we gonna get it.
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She was looking out for you.
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We're gonna get some of them
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For you.
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Baby, go get the rice cakessss.
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Oh, now, now, now, you might
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Have to go three or four places
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'cause they're hard to find.
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Now, if you find them, make sure
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You get the little ones, not the
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Big ones.
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I want the little ones.
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You want the little ones?
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The little ones.
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The minis.
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The minis. Yeah.
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Baby, get the minis.
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Don't get the big ones.
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[ both laugh ]
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She gonna get those for you.
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She'd love to get those, right,
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Ella?
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Mm-hmm.
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Go get them, baby.
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"What goals at present do you
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Have for your child?"
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How about being born?
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Okay. I got it.
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Well, everybody is gonna say
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President or astronaut.
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Write...
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"Director of stem-cell
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Research."
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Okay. You know what?
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Maybe your mom is right.
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Maybe we're doing this a little
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Prematurely.
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No, no, baby.
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We got to get in line now.
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But the public schools in our
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Area are great.
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But the tiburon school is the
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Greatest in the country.
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Check this out. I'm a wordsmith.
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Oh, boy.
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Write this -- "As parents, it
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Is our intention to educate --"
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Wait, wait, wait. Thesaurus.
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"Intention." "Intention." okay.
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Oh, goodness.
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"It is our sustained,
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Unbroken" -- write --
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"Commitment to catechize and
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Indoctrinate our child so that
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He or she --"
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No, no, no, no, no, baby.
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I need a break. I need a break.
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Catechize? What is "Catechize"?
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Okay, fine, fine, fine.
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Let's take a picture for the
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Application.
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Sit down.
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A photograph?
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Yes, and a home visit if
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We're lucky enough to get to
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That stage.
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But, baby, we have plenty of
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Photographs.
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Look at this one.
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We both look really good in it.
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Are you kidding me?
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Baby, we're outside in the
292
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Middle of the winter, and you
293
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Have short sleeves on.
294
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That just screams,
295
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"Irresponsible parents."
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We're in florida, and where
297
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Did you get that jacket?
298
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You like it? I like it.
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This is a nice casual photo.
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Baby, this will be a nice
301
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Casual photo, also.
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Here.
303
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Wha--
304
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I'll take that.
305
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You hold this.
306
00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:20,800
My diploma?
307
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Yes, and I'll grab this.
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A pipe.
309
00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,300
Yes, and I set the camera to
310
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Automatic.
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Oops, I almost forgot.
312
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What now?
313
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I think we're ready.
314
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Say, "Harvard."
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Harvard.
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[ camera shutter clicks ]
317
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Well, what did I say?
318
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Well, when I get ready. Uh-huh.
319
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Uh-huh.
320
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Well, I'm not coming back.
321
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Uh-huh.
322
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Okay. It's all set.
323
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I called the department, told
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Them I'm not coming back.
325
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Boy, this is gonna be like
326
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The good old days back at the
327
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Academy.
328
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You know it, man -- ball
329
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Games, late shows, and staying
330
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Up late.
331
00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:03,667
Now, who the man?
332
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You the man!
333
00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,067
[ both laugh ]
334
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Ha ha!
335
00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:06,867
Well, who the man that's gonna
336
00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:07,800
Clean up this mess?
337
00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,333
You know, at the academy, we
338
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Had a housekeeper that would
339
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Clean up mess like this.
340
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Could you get me a cold one?
341
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Yeah, big jesse, I'll get
342
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You a --
343
00:08:17,933 --> 00:08:19,600
Yeah, yeah, we don't need no
344
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Housekeeper, jesse.
345
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We got ella.
346
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[ laughs ]
347
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Ain't that right, baby?
348
00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:25,567
Yes, curtis, but I need some
349
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Help.
350
00:08:26,067 --> 00:08:27,700
Well, I'm not gonna sit
351
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Around here all day.
352
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Finally. Thank you.
353
00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:32,233
Yep. I'm gonna take me a
354
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Long, luxurious bath.
355
00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:39,467
[ chuckles ] But wait.
356
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My laundry needs to be done.
357
00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:44,167
And I just couldn't rest knowing
358
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This pile was just sitting here.
359
00:08:46,367 --> 00:08:47,100
Here you go.
360
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[ chuckles ]
361
00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:48,567
Who the man?
362
00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:49,400
You the man!
363
00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:50,867
That's right. Who the man?
364
00:08:50,867 --> 00:08:52,833
Jesse. Who the man, jesse?
365
00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:53,967
You the man!
366
00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,067
[ both laugh ]
367
00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:55,767
Ha ha.
368
00:08:55,767 --> 00:08:57,633
I tell you curtis -- your friend
369
00:08:57,633 --> 00:09:00,233
Has got to go!
370
00:09:00,233 --> 00:09:01,900
Baby, that man saved my life.
371
00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:03,600
Well, curtis, if he keeps
372
00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,400
Making a mess in my house, he's
373
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Gonna have to save his own life.
374
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Ella, I am surprised at you.
375
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[ scoffs ]
376
00:09:10,867 --> 00:09:12,767
Baby, as long as I've known you,
377
00:09:12,767 --> 00:09:14,533
You have never failed to help
378
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Somebody with a new start.
379
00:09:16,067 --> 00:09:18,867
You've helped bums, ella.
380
00:09:18,867 --> 00:09:20,267
Jesse's a hero.
381
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Curtis, well, I think your
382
00:09:22,533 --> 00:09:24,600
Hero needs to do his own
383
00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,500
Laundry.
384
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,633
Ella, don't -- don't be so --
385
00:09:29,633 --> 00:09:30,500
What, nosey?
386
00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,967
I'm gonna look at this.
387
00:09:32,967 --> 00:09:35,967
Curtis, this is a pay stub.
388
00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:37,233
Well, then don't look at it
389
00:09:37,233 --> 00:09:38,467
'cause you do not want to know
390
00:09:38,467 --> 00:09:39,533
What firefighters make in
391
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California.
392
00:09:40,067 --> 00:09:42,567
$122.
393
00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:45,100
I'm glad I stayed in atlanta.
394
00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:46,100
Curtis, he works at a
395
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Convenience store.
396
00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:51,133
Give me that.
397
00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,567
* ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
398
00:09:52,567 --> 00:09:54,300
* ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
399
00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:55,533
[ laughs ]
400
00:09:55,533 --> 00:09:57,133
You got any of those little
401
00:09:57,133 --> 00:09:58,067
Bath-oil beads?
402
00:09:58,067 --> 00:09:59,500
They make my skin feel so soft.
403
00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:00,200
[ laughs ]
404
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,533
You been moonlighting on the
405
00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:02,900
Fire department, huh, jesse?
406
00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:03,667
[ chuckles ]
407
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,567
Give me that.
408
00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:07,067
What you doing going through my
409
00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:07,700
Stuff, man?
410
00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,033
Wait a minute. Hold on, man.
411
00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:09,900
Hold up. Hold up.
412
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,200
I'm just teasing you about your
413
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,133
Little part-time job.
414
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:12,867
[ chuckles ]
415
00:10:12,867 --> 00:10:15,667
It's not a part-time job.
416
00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:17,800
It's my only job.
417
00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,600
It has been for 10 years.
418
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:28,100
* ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
419
00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:30,033
Who the man now, curtis?
420
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,600
Look at these, huh?
421
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,767
Look at that. Look at that.
422
00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:41,033
That's when we graduated from
423
00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:43,300
The fire academy together.
424
00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,967
Baby, is this a woman's
425
00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:46,533
Stockings coming out of your
426
00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:47,867
Pocket?
427
00:10:47,867 --> 00:10:49,267
Ella, baby, that's not
428
00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:50,000
Important.
429
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,433
I didn't even know you back
430
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,500
Then.
431
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,167
What's important is this is my
432
00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:56,700
Best friend!
433
00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:57,800
You know what I'm saying?
434
00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,700
Yes, baby.
435
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,567
I mean, I thought we'd be
436
00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:02,300
Fighting fires together till we
437
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:02,900
Got old.
438
00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:05,200
He gets this big job, he goes
439
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,533
Off to california, and then it
440
00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:10,300
Turns out it wasn't a big job at
441
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All.
442
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,433
It was a lie, ella, a lie.
443
00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:13,267
I know, curtis.
444
00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:15,367
And he's my hero.
445
00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:19,667
Curtis, he is a slob, and he
446
00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:21,467
Is rather annoying at times,
447
00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:22,500
Curtis.
448
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,700
But I'm sure he's not all that
449
00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:28,733
Bad.
450
00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:30,633
Well, I'm not so sure about
451
00:11:30,633 --> 00:11:32,733
Anything where it concerns him.
452
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,067
And now we're back in the
453
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:40,833
Living room.
454
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,633
You have a charming home.
455
00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:43,767
Oh, thank you.
456
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:45,733
Oh, I'm sure it must be small
457
00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:47,733
By the standards of most tiburon
458
00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:48,500
Families.
459
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,800
Calvin, why don't we just
460
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,567
Take ms. Grant's compliment?
461
00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:56,233
Oh, the photographs of
462
00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:57,833
Gordon parks.
463
00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:59,567
You like his work?
464
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:01,267
Actually, I have never seen
465
00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:02,067
That book --
466
00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:03,833
Yes, yes, we can't get enough
467
00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:04,367
Of him.
468
00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:05,067
[ chuckles ]
469
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,733
His pictures are so alive and --
470
00:12:07,733 --> 00:12:10,067
And...Photographic.
471
00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,533
[ chuckles ]
472
00:12:11,533 --> 00:12:13,167
I'm impressed.
473
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:16,500
He's an american icon, but I
474
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,167
Fear his star dimmed with the
475
00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:19,167
New generation.
476
00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:21,333
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
477
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:23,133
His star is still very shining.
478
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:27,367
I feel like his work is, um...
479
00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:28,933
Wow. Honey, help me out here.
480
00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:30,800
[ laughing ] Oh, no.
481
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,100
Honey yo are the wordsmith.
482
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,067
Um...
483
00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:35,633
[ chuckles ]
484
00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:36,933
Ms. Grant, you do know what I
485
00:12:36,933 --> 00:12:37,300
Mean.
486
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,167
I do.
487
00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:40,300
He was a true renaissance man.
488
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,233
Oh, yes.
489
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:43,433
A poet, musician, director,
490
00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:44,133
Author.
491
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:44,900
Author!
492
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,400
What's your favorite?
493
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,833
Um, well, there --
494
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,700
[ chuckles ] There's so many.
495
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,500
Uh, what's that one?
496
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,533
I'm -- I'm --
497
00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:54,533
Wow, I'm blocking on the title.
498
00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:56,333
"The learning tree"?
499
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:58,367
"The learning tree." yes.
500
00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:01,067
What did you love about it?
501
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:03,567
There was that, uh -- that
502
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:06,233
Tree -- mm-hmm -- and it started
503
00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:08,133
Learning.
504
00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:09,900
[ laughs ]
505
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:11,200
You're such a jokester!
506
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,867
[ both laugh ]
507
00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:15,067
Yes, that is my calvin --
508
00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:17,533
Such the jokester.
509
00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:18,900
Well, I guess I have
510
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,067
Everything I need.
511
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,733
It's been delightful meeting
512
00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:22,233
You.
513
00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:24,533
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
514
00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:26,967
Thank you so much.
515
00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:27,633
You're welcome.
516
00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:28,467
It was a pleasure.
517
00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:29,500
Oh, wait, there's one more
518
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:29,867
Thing.
519
00:13:29,867 --> 00:13:30,967
Calvin, I am sure ms. Grant
520
00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:32,433
Has to be on her way.
521
00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:33,800
Well, honey, this will only
522
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,533
Take a minute.
523
00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:35,933
She -- miranda doesn't even know
524
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:36,600
About this.
525
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,800
Wha-- no, no, no. Wait.
526
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,567
Calvin, hold on. No, no, no, no.
527
00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:40,733
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
528
00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:41,433
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
529
00:13:41,433 --> 00:13:43,067
Mm.
530
00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:44,567
I've written a poem.
531
00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:46,067
Oh, calvin.
532
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:47,067
Sit, please.
533
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:47,467
Oh.
534
00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:48,067
[ chuckles ]
535
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:49,167
Have some more tea, if you
536
00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:49,700
Would like.
537
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:50,700
[ chuckles ]
538
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:51,900
Ugh, calvin.
539
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,067
[ chuckles ]
540
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:57,500
"Ode to tiburon -- to my
541
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,667
Unborn child on the first day of
542
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:00,667
School."
543
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,067
[ clears throat ]
544
00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:06,400
"The wide world is calling,
545
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,367
Calling.
546
00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:13,333
Today you begin your schooling.
547
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:17,533
We learn to walk by falling.
548
00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,667
Whether learning math, science,
549
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:23,067
Or the trombone, your life will
550
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:27,567
Be charmed by tiburon."
551
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,367
[ laughs ] How, um, nice.
552
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:32,200
So, so, so, we're --
553
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,067
We're in?
554
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,400
Not yet.
555
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,933
You're near the top of the
556
00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:37,600
Waiting list, but that's all we
557
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,800
Can do at this point.
558
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,267
Mm.
559
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:40,767
Well, you know, I do have an
560
00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:41,833
Interpretive dance.
561
00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:43,200
No. No. No, no, no.
562
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,433
No, thank you.
563
00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:45,767
I really have to go.
564
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:46,533
Okay.
565
00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,467
Perhaps on parent-teacher
566
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:48,967
Night.
567
00:14:48,967 --> 00:14:50,333
Okay. Well, uh, hold on
568
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,900
Because I knew you would love
569
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,433
It, so I made you a copy.
570
00:14:54,433 --> 00:14:57,967
Oh. Thank you.
571
00:14:57,967 --> 00:15:00,900
You're welcome.
572
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,200
Confidentially, I'll do
573
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,700
Everything I can to get you in.
574
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:12,733
Oh, bless you.
575
00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:13,633
You don't have nothing to say
576
00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:15,167
To me right now.
577
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:22,467
Curtis, I have a little
578
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:24,867
Surprise for you just to cheer
579
00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:25,633
You up, baby.
580
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,733
[ sighs ] Please.
581
00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:28,067
Nothing could cheer me up.
582
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:30,567
Well, let's see.
583
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:33,433
Come on in!
584
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:39,967
[ sighs ]
585
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:42,367
I'm sorry, curtis.
586
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:44,067
I owe you an explanation.
587
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,067
You sure in the hell do.
588
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:49,400
Curtis, baby.
589
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,067
Okay?
590
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:57,667
Just listen.
591
00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,567
Okay, uh...I was never a
592
00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:03,133
Battalion chief.
593
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:06,733
What?
594
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:10,267
Never fought wildfires.
595
00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:14,067
Never made earthquake rescues.
596
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,933
And [chuckles] I never advised
597
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,867
The governor on nothing, man.
598
00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:20,067
I haven't been a firefighter for
599
00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,633
10 years.
600
00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:22,700
How the hell could that
601
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:23,300
Happen, jesse?
602
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,500
You used to love firefighting,
603
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:24,800
Man.
604
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,333
Well, not long after I got to
605
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,833
California, everything fell
606
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:31,833
Apart.
607
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:34,833
Diana was in that car accident,
608
00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:37,600
Left me all alone, and I started
609
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,867
Drinking pretty heavily after
610
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,567
That, man.
611
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,500
Showed up on the job drunk one
612
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,467
Day at a warehouse fire, damn
613
00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:47,400
Near got everybody killed.
614
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,867
After that, they had to let me
615
00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:49,233
Go.
616
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:50,067
Shoot.
617
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:52,633
Man, I'm just lucky nobody died
618
00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:55,400
That day.
619
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,967
Why'd you make up all those
620
00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:57,533
Stories?
621
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,267
'cause you put me on a
622
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:02,100
Pedestal.
623
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,767
That day at the dupree fire,
624
00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:05,100
When I saved your life?
625
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:08,067
Right. I passed out.
626
00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:08,900
Wait a minute.
627
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,433
Did you lie about that, too,
628
00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:10,933
Jesse?
629
00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:12,367
I mean, did some big rescue dog
630
00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:13,833
Come and pull me out the flames,
631
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,167
Man?
632
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,867
No, I dragged you out the
633
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:17,333
Flames right before the
634
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,067
Explosion.
635
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:20,067
But, curtis, man, that day when
636
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:21,567
I saved your life, things
637
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:23,067
Changed between us, man.
638
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,433
Yeah, you became my best
639
00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:25,167
Friend, man.
640
00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:28,367
No. I became your hero, man.
641
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:30,067
There's a big difference.
642
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:31,567
It's a lot of pressure.
643
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,233
It was just easier for me to
644
00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:34,900
Become the guy you thought I
645
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:35,333
Was.
646
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:38,300
I'm really sorry, man.
647
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:43,167
[ sighs ]
648
00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:45,067
Man.
649
00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:47,800
I guess today is your lucky day.
650
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,333
Maybe we can start over again,
651
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,900
And you'll never have to be my
652
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:57,700
Hero ever again.
653
00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,333
You promise?
654
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,367
Oh, yeah.
655
00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:03,900
From now on when I see you,
656
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:09,200
I am very, very unimpressed.
657
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,267
That's what I wanted to hear.
658
00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:15,400
Still friends?
659
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,067
Yeah.
660
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,700
Man.
661
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:18,233
[ chuckles ]
662
00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:19,367
Man, I thought I lost a
663
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:19,967
Friend, man.
664
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:21,133
No, man.
665
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,067
Man, good friends forever.
666
00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:24,933
Good friends never die.
667
00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:26,300
Who the man?
668
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,233
You the man.
669
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:28,133
Who the man?
670
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:28,967
You the man.
671
00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:29,800
Who the man?
672
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,867
Let's stop hugging.
673
00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:32,067
[ laughs ]
674
00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:34,167
Both: * fire engine, fire
675
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:35,733
Engine, red, red, red *
676
00:18:35,733 --> 00:18:37,067
* curt and jess
677
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,433
* we are the best
678
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:39,567
* we stomp our feet
679
00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:41,233
* and we pat our chests
680
00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:42,667
* people call us when
681
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:43,767
They're in distress *
682
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:45,167
* and we never met a woman
683
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,400
That we didn't impress *
684
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,933
* oh, we got something that
685
00:18:47,933 --> 00:18:48,767
Both: * we'd like to
686
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:49,600
Confess *
687
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,500
* I like the thigh
688
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,500
* hey, and I like the
689
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,067
Breast *
690
00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:53,167
* time to say good-bye
691
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:53,600
* oh
692
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,600
* to my house guest
693
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,300
* who the man?
694
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,067
* who the man?
695
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:56,833
* you the man
696
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:57,467
* who the man?
697
00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:58,133
* who the man?
698
00:18:58,133 --> 00:18:58,800
* you the man
699
00:18:58,800 --> 00:18:59,500
* who the man?
700
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,733
* who the man?
701
00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:02,233
[ laughs ]
702
00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:02,600
[ thud ]
703
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,633
Ohh, lord!
704
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:06,433
[ laughs ]
705
00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:08,067
* who the man?
706
00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:08,567
* who the man?
707
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:09,500
* I'm the man
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