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Curtis! Baby?
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What, what, what, what, what?
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Hey, baby, did you see this
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Moving van outside?
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What the hell?
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Who's moving in now?
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Baby, lock the doors.
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I'll get the windows.
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It can't be calvin.
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He got the condo, and floyd and
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Claretha are staying ay floyd's
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Mama house.
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Is it c.J.? C.J. Just got the
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House.
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Did janine burn down the house
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Already?
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Ooh, would you just stop it,
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Please, baby?
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Wonder who that could be.
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Oh, is it one of your cousins?
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No.
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Is it johnny may?
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Is it deckie?
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Curtis!
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Ok. Well, duck down.
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Pretend like we're not here.
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Duck down.
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Baby, would you please?
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Curtis, I think we have new
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Neighbors.
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Whew. Why didn't you say that
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In the first place, ella?
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You know I got a weak heart.
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No, curtis.
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You have a weak brain.
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Baby, do you know I still
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Have nightmares of c.J. And
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Everybody moving back in
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This house?
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Oh.
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I mean, it's like they crawl
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In like roaches, and then all of
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A sudden, they just sneak up
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On me.
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Hey, pop.
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Aah!
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Hee hee hee!
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How'd you get in?
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You do know I still have a
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Key, right?
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Give me it.
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Uh! What?
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Give me them keys.
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Come here. Come here.
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You're too short.
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Oh! Curtis!
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I'm gonna change the locks.
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I'm calling the locksmith
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Right now.
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Hey, baby.
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Hey, mom.
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You want some breakfast?
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Oh, I would love to, but I
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Just came by to borrow one of
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Pop's fishing rods.
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Oh, they're in the closet.
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Will you quit snitching?
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Don't tell him where they are.
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Go ahead, baby. Take you one.
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No. Can't have one.
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Take you two. Hee hee hee!
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Hello? Yeah.
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I need a titanium lock.
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You have them?
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And some deadbolts for my
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Deadbeat son.
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Out of all the many times
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That your father tried to get
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You out on the water, why now?
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Because now I need to learn
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So I can teach our baby how to
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Catch fish.
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Well, look.
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Who do I need to call for
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A moat?
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Miranda, wait until you see
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What I've got.
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Wait until you see what
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I've got.
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Yay. Hi, daddy.
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You had the baby already?
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How long was I gone?
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Don't be silly.
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Tracie dropped calvin jr.
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Off early.
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Say, "Hi, daddy." hi.
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Hey, little man. What's up?
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Hmm, this must mean tracie's
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Appointment got moved up.
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I should call her.
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Oh, wait.
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Her cellphone number changed.
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Let me grab it.
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Oh.
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Hey, trace. What's up, t?
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Ha!
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Look, I was just calling to
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Make sure.
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He's allergic to tomatoes and
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Peaches, and he's still on that
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Soy milk only, right?
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Ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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Girl, you are crazy. Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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I'll pick one up for you.
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Ok. Cool. Ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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All right. Later.
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"Ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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What up, t?"
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Hey, little man.
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Oh, so you already had
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Tracie's number in your phone.
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Yeah. I got it when I was
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Downtown last week.
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Oh, daddy is about to get
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In trouble.
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Trouble. You hear that?
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So, where'd you see tracie?
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At the library. Here.
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Come on, baby boy.
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Stepmommy has got some crazy
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Germs, and I don't want you to
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Catch them.
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No, I don't.
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Oh, no. That baby --
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Is it that daddy is trying to
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Use him as a force field from
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Stepmommy, but guess what.
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I have superpowers, superpowers.
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Raar! Ha ha!
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So, did you see tracie last week
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Or yesterday, hmm?
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Which one? Which one?
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I told you, baby, last week.
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I go to the library a lot.
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Yeah. You have a newfound
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Love for reading these days.
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Oh, whoa, he's wet.
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Where's the diaper bag?
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Tracie always keeps extras.
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Oh, t's diaper bag is in the
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Room.
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Oh. Well, I got my
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Hands full.
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You mind getting it for me?
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Me?
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Please?
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Ha ha! Cool, c.
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Cool. You know t isn't here to
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Get it and all, but m is, so I
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Got you, boo.
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It's just me and you now,
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Baby boy.
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I'm gonna sit you down.
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Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
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[ doorbell rings ]
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Curtis, come on, baby.
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I think I hear the doorbell.
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Now, baby, you need to check
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And make sure.
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Curtis, come on.
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Somebody is at the door.
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Hey, baby, I'm gonna show you
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A magic trick.
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If you wait long enough, they'll
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Disappear.
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Curtis, they can see you.
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Would you please answer it?
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Oh, all right.
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I'm saying I'm gonna trade in
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Them glass doors.
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Hey, there.
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I'm mitch carlson.
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This is my wife fiona.
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We're the carlsons.
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Ok. Well, we're the paynes.
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Bye-bye.
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Ha ha! Hey, funny guy.
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Funny guy.
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Either that or rude.
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We're renting the house across
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The street for a month, and we
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Just wanted to stop by and visit
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Our new neighbors.
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Oh, that's great, but they're
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Next door. Bye-bye.
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Curtis --
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Ha ha! He's killing me.
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I love it.
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Curtis! That's my husband.
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Please come on in.
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Make yourselves at home.
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Thank you.
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Baby, you don't even know
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These people.
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You're going to just let them in
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Like that.
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Curtis, they're our
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Neighbors.
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I'm ella, and you've already my
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My husband, curtis.
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Ooh, I love your face.
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Uh, thank you?
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You have to excuse my wife.
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She's a photographer.
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Ohh...Ohh...
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Was scaring the mints
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Out of me.
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Ooh, I just love
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The human form.
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Mitch, look.
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Have you ever seen such
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Powerful, strong bone structure?
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Look. Look. Look at the back.
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Oh...
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Oh, look. I'm so sorry.
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Just that you have such an
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Amazing face.
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I mean, I'd love to shoot you.
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I know the feeling.
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Don't hate, ella.
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Fiona, would you care for
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Some tea, coffee?
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Oh, I'd love some.
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Come on.
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You know, you have such a
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Lovely home.
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Thank you.
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Yeah. Ha ha ha!
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So, what do you do, curtis?
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Oh, I'm retired.
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You've got to be kidding.
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You're a young man.
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Yeah, young and virile.
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Ha ha ha!
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You heard?
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I hear you. I hear you.
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So, it's just you and ella now?
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Yeah. That's it. That's it.
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Me and my baby.
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This our little love nest, and
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We just run butt-naked through
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The house.
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Ha ha ha!
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But that's a little too much
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Information.
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No, no. No, no, no, no.
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Listen. You do you.
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You are a riot.
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This is your house.
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This is your wife.
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That's right, and I love my
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Baby, you know?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I wouldn't trade her
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For nothing in the world...
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Uh-huh.
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Of course, unless is was a
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Very, very good offer.
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Mm.
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You heard?
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How much?
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Ha ha ha!
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Boy, get out of here with that.
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No. I'm just kidding.
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I'm kidding. I like you, curtis.
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I like you.
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What are you two out here
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Laughing about?
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Your husband is a funny guy.
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He's a funny guy. He's funny.
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Well, I'm glad you like him.
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You want to take him home?
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Ha ha ha!
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Girl, ooh, I'd love to. Ha ha!
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Ha ha ha! No, you didn't.
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I'd probably be appreciated
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Over there.
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You guys are too funny. Look.
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We really have to be going,
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Anyway.
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I'm still unpacking my kitchen,
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And I need to make dinner.
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Thanks for the coffee, ella.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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Yeah, and I got to unpack my
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Golf clubs.
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All right.
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Okay. Well, wait, wait, wait,
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Well, if you two are not too
302
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Tired later, would you like to
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Just come back for dessert?
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Well, yeah. Good idea.
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Huh, are you sure?
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Please.
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Yeah. Look here.
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You would not believe what this
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Woman can do in the kitchen. Mm.
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And I'll bring my camera.
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Well, all right.
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Let's get it on.
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We'll be back here at 8:00.
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Let's do it.
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Whoo! Perfect.
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All right. See you at 8:00.
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See you at 8:00.
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Don't be late. Ha ha ha!
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It's a date. Don't be late.
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See you at 8:00.
321
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Don't be late.
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Can't wait. Ha ha ha!
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Constipate. Ha!
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Curtis.
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Hey, I think we're gonna like
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Our new neighbors.
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He practically threw his wife
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At me.
329
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And then they invited us back
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Over for dessert.
331
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I mean, this is perfect.
332
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How lucky are we?
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First neighbors we meet, and
334
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They are swingers like us.
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Ha ha ha!
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I'm gonna like this
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Neighborhood.
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Whoo! Yeah.
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Here it comes. Here it comes.
340
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* can't eat the baby food
341
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Too hot *
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* cool it down, it hits the
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Spot *
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* 1, 2
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* 3, 4
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Open wide.
347
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So, can this mean, old
348
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Stepmom help feed the baby?
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Let it go.
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Ha ha!
351
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No, no.
352
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You might give him the cooties.
353
00:09:04,133 --> 00:09:05,500
Calvin, I know how to feed a
354
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Baby, and you're feeding him
355
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Too slow.
356
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He's biting the spoon off.
357
00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:09,500
Look at him.
358
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He's reaching for the food.
359
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I see you.
360
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Say, "I'm hungry, daddy."
361
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If this was our baby, you'd
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Starve him.
363
00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,100
No. He won't be starved.
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He'll be having breakfast,
365
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Lunch, and dinner at the topless
366
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Buffet.
367
00:09:20,467 --> 00:09:21,767
Oh, so who's doing all this
368
00:09:21,767 --> 00:09:22,433
Breast-feeding?
369
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Are you making that decision
370
00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:24,267
For me?
371
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I thought you knew.
372
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,867
Well, what if I want to feed
373
00:09:28,867 --> 00:09:30,267
Our baby formula?
374
00:09:30,267 --> 00:09:32,833
Okay, but breast milk
375
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Contains two type of proteins
376
00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:38,067
That allow for easy digestion.
377
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And they also help fight viruses
378
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And bacteria like e coli and
379
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Salmonella.
380
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Oh, he dropped the bunny.
381
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Say, "Daddy, how do you know
382
00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:47,567
All that?"
383
00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:49,200
Oh, I'm an expert at the
384
00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,533
Wonders of breast feeding.
385
00:09:50,533 --> 00:09:52,167
Ha ha ha!
386
00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:54,333
Say, "Well, I'm an expert at
387
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The wonders of sleep."
388
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Come on, big guy.
389
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You want to take a nap?
390
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Let's go take a nap.
391
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,233
Oh, well, make sure you lie
392
00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,167
Him on his back.
393
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,733
And don't forget to turn on his
394
00:10:04,733 --> 00:10:05,500
Little night light.
395
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,233
He likes it.
396
00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:07,833
Oh, and make sure you put the
397
00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:08,767
Blanket on him.
398
00:10:08,767 --> 00:10:10,033
Calvin! Calvin!
399
00:10:10,033 --> 00:10:12,267
Calvin, come! He's choking!
400
00:10:15,267 --> 00:10:16,267
It's okay, big man.
401
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,633
Daddy has got you.
402
00:10:18,633 --> 00:10:20,367
Yeah.
403
00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:21,433
Calvin, how did you know how
404
00:10:21,433 --> 00:10:22,467
To do that?
405
00:10:22,467 --> 00:10:24,000
I mean, I just panicked.
406
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000
What if I do that when our baby
407
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,067
Comes?
408
00:10:26,067 --> 00:10:26,967
Baby, baby, baby...
409
00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:27,733
Baby, what if you're not
410
00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:28,633
Here?
411
00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:29,533
Baby, you'll be fine,
412
00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:33,233
All right?
413
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,133
But what if I'm not?
414
00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:36,067
What if I don't have instincts
415
00:10:36,067 --> 00:10:37,067
Like you have?
416
00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:39,600
It's not all instincts. Here.
417
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,100
Hold him.
418
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:40,800
Are you sure?
419
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,467
Yeah. It's okay, baby.
420
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:45,100
Hey. I'm sorry.
421
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:50,867
Look. I had to learn.
422
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:53,133
You read all those books?
423
00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:56,967
Every one -- emergencies,
424
00:10:56,967 --> 00:10:59,067
Baby bath basics, their eating
425
00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:00,900
Habits.
426
00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:01,733
That's why I've been at the
427
00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:03,100
Library all this time.
428
00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,700
I even took a refresher course
429
00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:07,067
On infant cpr.
430
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,133
Well, when did all of this
431
00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:13,467
Come about?
432
00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:16,200
The heartbeat.
433
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,600
I missed out on all that with
434
00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:22,633
Junior.
435
00:11:22,633 --> 00:11:23,900
When I first heard it, I
436
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:28,100
Realized it wasn't all about me.
437
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,633
Amazing.
438
00:11:30,633 --> 00:11:32,067
I know, that little heartbeat
439
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,467
Just beating all fast and --
440
00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:34,267
No, no, no, no, no, no, baby.
441
00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:36,133
I mean you.
442
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:37,800
You are going to be an amazing
443
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,767
Father to our baby.
444
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,867
I'm so sorry I doubted you.
445
00:11:42,867 --> 00:11:44,667
It's okay, baby.
446
00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:45,900
Just gets me ready for the
447
00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,600
Hormonal shift your body is
448
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,233
Gonna go through.
449
00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:50,300
You read about that, too?
450
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,200
Oh, yeah.
451
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,433
Ha ha!
452
00:11:53,433 --> 00:11:54,333
You're about to turn into a
453
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,667
Two-headed monster.
454
00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:56,800
Calvin...
455
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,067
Aww...
456
00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:59,700
That's not funny.
457
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,067
That just means there's more
458
00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:05,700
Of you to love, all right?
459
00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,600
He called me a monster.
460
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,800
A two-headed monster.
461
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:09,667
Say, "Not nice."
462
00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:11,867
Say, "Raar."
463
00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:15,833
Ooh.
464
00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:16,633
Curtis, no.
465
00:12:16,633 --> 00:12:17,433
Baby, come on.
466
00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:18,300
Just give me --
467
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:19,233
Curtis --
468
00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:20,200
Can I have some dessert?
469
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,067
A little dessert, please.
470
00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:21,900
The carlsons will be here any
471
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:22,767
Minute, baby.
472
00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:23,433
Wish they'd hurry up.
473
00:12:23,433 --> 00:12:24,200
I'm hungry.
474
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:24,967
[ doorbell rings ]
475
00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:25,833
They're here.
476
00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:26,867
Good. Finally.
477
00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:29,067
Baby.
478
00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:30,933
Finally. Ha ha ha!
479
00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:32,767
We almost started without you.
480
00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:34,733
Ooh, aren't you the eager
481
00:12:34,733 --> 00:12:35,767
One?
482
00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:37,100
Ha ha ha!
483
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:38,933
Well, ella over there
484
00:12:38,933 --> 00:12:39,967
Wouldn't let me touch nothing
485
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,300
Until you guys got here.
486
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:44,867
Oh, funny guy. Funny guy.
487
00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:46,067
Curtis, you were not supposed
488
00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:48,067
To tell them that.
489
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,633
He cannot keep a secret.
490
00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:51,667
Oh, we love secrets, don't
491
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:52,633
We, honey?
492
00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:54,700
We sure do, baby.
493
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:55,600
Oh, good. Well, listen.
494
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,067
Everything is almost ready.
495
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,100
I just have to get a few more
496
00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,300
Things from the kitchen.
497
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,267
Oh, I'll help.
498
00:13:01,267 --> 00:13:02,833
Nice guy.
499
00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:04,833
So, handsome, brought my
500
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:05,800
Camera.
501
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,067
Uh-oh!
502
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,533
Uh-oh. Ha ha ha!
503
00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:09,267
What you gonna do?
504
00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:10,200
You gonna take some pictures?
505
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,267
Well, do you mind?
506
00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:12,467
No. I mean, it's great.
507
00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:14,267
What I need to do?
508
00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:17,400
Oh, just be yourself. Yeah.
509
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,533
Come on. That's it. Fabulous.
510
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,600
Ooh, yeah. Come on.
511
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,367
You know, they always told me
512
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,400
I could be a model.
513
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,233
I see why, because you are
514
00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:26,200
Hot.
515
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:26,833
You like that?
516
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:27,667
I like that.
517
00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:28,533
Well, you ain't seen nothing.
518
00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:29,300
What if I do like this?
519
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,333
Come on.
520
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,467
Show me what you got in there.
521
00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:32,400
What you got.
522
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,067
Whoo! Yeah. Baby, do that.
523
00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:36,733
Whoo! Do that one again.
524
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:40,533
Yeah. Come on, baby. Don't stop.
525
00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:41,500
Watch this.
526
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,633
It is so good to meet new
527
00:13:43,633 --> 00:13:44,667
People.
528
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:45,733
Mm.
529
00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:46,800
I think tonight is gonna be
530
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,533
Good for curtis because we have
531
00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:50,067
Been in a rut lately.
532
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:50,933
Oh, really?
533
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:53,267
Yes. With his retirement, oh,
534
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,100
It's just been the same routine
535
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,967
Night after night after night.
536
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:58,367
Hmm, it's just good to have you
537
00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:00,700
Guys here, mix things up a bit.
538
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,867
Yeah. Mix things up a bit.
539
00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:04,400
Ha ha ha!
540
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,167
Whew! That was a workout.
541
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:08,667
Ha ha ha!
542
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:09,400
Come on, curtis.
543
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,200
Take my picture now.
544
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:10,733
All right.
545
00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:11,767
Let's see what I do with this
546
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:12,100
Thing.
547
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:12,800
Come on, curtis.
548
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:13,467
Come on, curtis.
549
00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:14,200
Okay. This that
550
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,233
New-fangled one. I can't --
551
00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:15,900
Get this pose.
552
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:16,833
Okay, okay. Wait a minute.
553
00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:17,800
Wait a minute. I turn it on.
554
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,400
It ain't even on.
555
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,133
Oh, curtis. Curtis, come on.
556
00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,067
Wait a minute.
557
00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:21,833
I'm trying to get it. Ha ha ha!
558
00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,333
Whoo! Ha ha!
559
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,300
Okay. Okay.
560
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,100
Come on, curtis.
561
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:25,933
Take my picture.
562
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:26,833
I think it's working.
563
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,233
Come on, curtis. Come on.
564
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:28,933
Closer.
565
00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,967
Okay. Okay, you. All right.
566
00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:31,767
Okay.
567
00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:33,067
You ready for dessert?
568
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,467
Oh, you read my mind.
569
00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:35,133
Hey, look.
570
00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:35,867
I'm gonna go in and see if
571
00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:37,200
They're ready to dig in.
572
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,933
Listen. If I know curtis, he
573
00:14:38,933 --> 00:14:41,233
Is ready to dig in.
574
00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:43,167
Ha ha ha!
575
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:44,400
Okay. We'll take a picture.
576
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,600
Close-up.
577
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,967
We got a close-up of that.
578
00:14:46,967 --> 00:14:49,767
We got a close-up. Here you go.
579
00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:51,467
Is she always like this?
580
00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:53,500
Oh, she's great, ain't she?
581
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,633
Maybe not so much.
582
00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:55,467
Mm, hee hee!
583
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:57,700
Okay. All right.
584
00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:58,800
Are we ready for dessert?
585
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,233
Oh, here comes the sweetness.
586
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,067
Ooh, ha ha ha!
587
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,700
Well, I hope everybody is ready
588
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:05,733
For pound cake.
589
00:15:05,733 --> 00:15:06,733
Ooh, yes.
590
00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:07,400
Cake?
591
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,100
Yes.
592
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:08,867
Honey, let's just enjoy a
593
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:09,900
Sandwich.
594
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,067
A sandwich? Curtis!
595
00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:12,067
Didn't you say you wanted to
596
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,100
Get down?
597
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:13,900
Curtis!
598
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:14,800
Wait. Now hold the hell up.
599
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,833
What the hell you doing in
600
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:16,700
My house?
601
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:17,500
No, you ain't!
602
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,333
Wait, wait.
603
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,700
You said you wanted to, you
604
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:20,133
Know.
605
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:20,733
You know.
606
00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:22,100
That's it. Everybody out.
607
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,433
Everybody out.
608
00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:24,333
Get thee in front of me,
609
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:25,300
Beelzebub.
610
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:29,333
Get out quick. Get out. Get out.
611
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:29,967
Out!
612
00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:31,667
Out!
613
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,733
See you at the block party.
614
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:34,700
Bye-bye.
615
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,900
Out!
616
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,767
Curtis, curtis, what just
617
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:38,833
Happened?
618
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:39,533
You let strangers in
619
00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:40,367
The house.
620
00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:41,633
That's what happened.
621
00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:42,967
That's why I'm getting a moat
622
00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:44,567
With alligators.
623
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:47,467
Yeah.
624
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:48,933
So, tracie said they're
625
00:15:48,933 --> 00:15:50,467
Home and calvin jr. Went
626
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:51,833
Straight to sleep.
627
00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:55,300
Good. Oh, what a day.
628
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:58,367
I am so exhausted.
629
00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:00,133
I'm about to go in the back, and
630
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:03,200
I'm gonna take a nap, baby.
631
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,533
Ooh.
632
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:06,867
[ whistle blows ]
633
00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:07,833
Where did you get that from?
634
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:08,900
You're going to baby boot
635
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:09,733
Camp.
636
00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:10,533
Boot camp?
637
00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:11,567
Fall in, soldier.
638
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:14,067
What?
639
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,533
Diaper drill.
640
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:16,467
I know how to change a
641
00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:17,367
Diaper, calvin.
642
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,467
Go! Go! Go!
643
00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:19,833
Are you timing me?
644
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:20,867
Clock is ticking.
645
00:16:20,867 --> 00:16:22,133
Baby is crying.
646
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:23,100
You said you wanted to learn.
647
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,933
Learn.
648
00:16:24,933 --> 00:16:25,900
Okay.
649
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,067
Oh! Oh, you just lost 5
650
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,067
Seconds, soldier.
651
00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:29,333
Why are you yelling at me?
652
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,367
Oh, oh, oh!
653
00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:31,733
You just soiled the playground.
654
00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:32,667
Where's the baby wipe?
655
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:33,567
Where's the baby wipe?
656
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:34,433
Baby wipe?
657
00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:38,800
Man down. Code 10. Holler.
658
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,333
Oh, oh, you used too much baby
659
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,333
Powder.
660
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,367
Well -- ohh...
661
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:43,200
Uhh!
662
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,633
This is a squash.
663
00:16:46,633 --> 00:16:47,667
I hate the look of diaper
664
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:50,500
Rash in the morning.
665
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,133
It's the evening. It's 7:00.
666
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:54,300
Chow time. Open wide.
667
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,333
Are you serious?
668
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,967
* can't feed the baby food
669
00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:58,567
Too hot *
670
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,567
Sing it.
671
00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:01,933
* can't feed the baby food
672
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:02,800
Too hot *
673
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,800
* cool it down,
674
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,067
It hits the spot *
675
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,233
* uh nuh nuh...The spot
676
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:06,933
Oh!
677
00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:08,767
Mmm. Mmm. Yeah.
678
00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:11,067
Eat the vegetables. Yum.
679
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:12,633
Okay, you know what?
680
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:14,167
I get it. I get it.
681
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,467
You are the master daddy person
682
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:18,900
Drill sergeant, okay?
683
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:19,667
[ whistle blows ]
684
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:20,800
Hey, baby --
685
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,333
We're not done yet, soldier.
686
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,067
Fall in.
687
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:27,300
It's time to retreat...
688
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,567
To the bedroom.
689
00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:30,767
Ooh, yes, sir!
690
00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:31,933
Mm-hmm. I can't hear you.
691
00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:33,700
Sir, yes, sir!
692
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:36,067
Double time. 1, 2! 1, 2!
693
00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:37,800
1, 2! 1, 2! 1 -- whoo!
694
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:46,467
Look, look, look.
695
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:48,433
Okay. I can't see nothing.
696
00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:51,500
Mm-hmm. Uh-uh. No, no.
697
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,567
No, no, no, no. Curtis?
698
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:53,400
Look at the beautiful
699
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,400
Constellations.
700
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,600
What are you doing out
701
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,567
Of bed?
702
00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:57,433
Baby, I'm counting the stars.
703
00:17:57,433 --> 00:17:58,167
You know I like to count the
704
00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,600
Stars twinkling.
705
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,967
* twinkle, twink, twinkle
706
00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:01,733
Curtis, you're not
707
00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:03,067
Fooling me.
708
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,867
I know you are out here spying
709
00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:06,300
On the carlsons over there.
710
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,233
Please. Ain't nobody spying.
711
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:08,067
Trying to peek in their
712
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:08,833
Windows, baby?
713
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,433
Baby, please.
714
00:18:10,433 --> 00:18:11,233
That woman told me she needed a
715
00:18:11,233 --> 00:18:11,933
Cup of sugar.
716
00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:12,967
That's all.
717
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,067
Well, you won't be taking her
718
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:14,833
A cup of sugar.
719
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:15,800
You know what?
720
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,700
I need to sneak over there,
721
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:17,600
Baby, because I think they want
722
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,433
To put those pictures on the
723
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:19,467
Internet.
724
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:20,333
Curtis, she will not put your
725
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,367
Pictures on the internet.
726
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:23,167
Ella, you should've heard
727
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:23,500
Her.
728
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,667
She kept saying I had perfect
729
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:25,400
Bone structure.
730
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,267
You don't know that.
731
00:18:26,267 --> 00:18:27,433
Curtis, I don't care what
732
00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:28,433
She said.
733
00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:29,967
Would you just get back in here?
734
00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:30,700
Baby, I want to see the
735
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:31,767
Freaks, baby. Come on.
736
00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:32,433
Curtis --
737
00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:33,633
I never get to see the
738
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:34,100
Freaks.
739
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,367
We never have freaks on the
740
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:36,700
Street.
741
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,800
It's a special occasion, baby.
742
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,067
Always ruining the fun.
743
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:42,333
Okay.
744
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:45,267
Oh, those christians.
745
00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:45,767
Go on.
746
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:47,067
You ain't gonna make me a
747
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,200
Sandwich or nothing like she
748
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,367
Said you was gonna make me?
749
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:51,500
Curtis, stop playing.
750
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,233
This thing.
751
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:53,067
You're not gonna bring this in?
752
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:53,767
You're not gonna take this
753
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,900
In the house?
754
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:56,633
You just gonna leave this
755
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:58,867
Out here?
756
00:18:58,867 --> 00:19:00,767
Oh, my god.
757
00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:01,633
What are you doing there?
758
00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:02,600
Get in here.
759
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,767
You know what?
760
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:04,800
The stars are beautiful.
761
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:05,500
Aren't they?
762
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,433
Twinkle, twinkle.
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