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No, curtis does not suspect
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Anything.
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Oh, the retirement party is a
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Great idea.
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I know. I know.
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Yes, he's gonna be so surprised.
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Ella?!
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Oh, calvin, I got to go.
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Here he comes.
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Okay. Okay. See you tonight.
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Okay, bye.
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Yes, baby?!
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Hey, baby.
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Hoo!
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You want to look at the mail?
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Sure.
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Okay, good.
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You can go get it out of the
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Box.
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[ laughs ]
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Curtis --
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My first severance check's
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Coming today.
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Baby, get -- wait, wait,
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Go get that mail.
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Your legs not broke.
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Come on!
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You keep saying you want to help
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People, right?
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I do.
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Well, then help me by going
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To fetch the mail.
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Curtis.
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Baby, charity begins at home.
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Go! Go, go, go.
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Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
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All right. Okay.
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I'll tell you what -- my check
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Better be in there.
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It will. Have faith.
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Walk with the lord.
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In fact, baby, let the lord
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Stroll with you to the mailbox.
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He walk too fast.
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[ chuckles ]
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You walk too slow.
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Auntie ella?
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Oh.
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Yes.
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Jazmine, are c.J.'s lunches
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Really that bad?
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The teacher mistook my last
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One for my science project.
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She still has it on display in a
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Jar.
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Ew! Okay.
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We-- ohh, look at you.
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Don't you look pretty?
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Turn around. Ohh.
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Thanks.
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Yes!
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You know, gordon loves dots.
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Who's gordon?
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* jazi's got a crush
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Ohh-oh-oh!
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This is so precious.
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I can't wait to tell --
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No!
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No. Uh...I don't have a crush.
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You see, gordon --
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Gordon is the class mouse.
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Oh. Mm.
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It's my turn to clean the
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Cage today.
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Mmm. In your church dress?
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He's a church mouse.
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He's a church mouse. Heh heh!
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Heh heh heh.
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Yeah, get out of here.
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You look beautiful.
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I got it. I got it. I got it.
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Yeah.
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I got the money, honey.
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Look at that, baby.
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You know what?
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I know I've been kind of hard on
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The department, but I'm gonna
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Tell you what, ella -- deep
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Inside, I know I was
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Appreciated.
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I really do, baby.
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Now I'm gonna show you just what
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You get for 32 years of
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Dedicated service.
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Just what you get.
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Look at that. Bam!
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Read 'em and weep.
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$2.11.
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What? What the hell?
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Say what?
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I got to call who?
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Oh -- oh -- oh, no, I will not!
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Look, you are the ones that
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Messed up the paperwork, okay?
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D-do you realize who you messing
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With?
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This is curtis p-- hello?
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Hello? Hello?
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They hung up on me.
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Do you believe that, ella?
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They hung up on me, baby!
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Baby, did you really think
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That the governor was gonna stop
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All he had to do and take your
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Phone call?
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After 32 years of
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Service...Yes.
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You know what?
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That department is trying to
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Cheat me out of my money, ella.
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Curtis, wait a minute.
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Nobody is trying to cheat you.
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Now, why don't you just call the
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Department's main office and
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Talk with somebody?
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It could take all of five
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Minutes, baby.
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You know what?
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I know what I'm gonna call.
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The phone is dead.
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It's dead, ella.
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Okay, curtis.
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Well, just calm down.
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[ muttering ]
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The phone is cold.
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Put it on speaker.
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I know they'd better get me
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Some answers.
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I know that, or I'm gonna --
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Hello.
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Is it -- oh, hello.
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Look here.
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There's been a huge mistake --
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If you'd like to continue in
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English, say "English" now.
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If you'd like to continue in
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Spanish, say...
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What? It's a machine, baby.
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It's a machine!
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I'm sorry.
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I did not understand your
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Response.
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If you'd like to continue in
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English, say...
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English.
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Did you say, "English"?
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Yes, I said, "English!"
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English!
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Do you understand english, or do
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I have to speak japanese?!
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You chose japanese.
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Domo arigato. Konichiwa.
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Ugh!
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Hey, aunt ella.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
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I thought you said
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Uncle curtis left already.
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We need to start decorating
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For the party.
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Listen, I think we're gonna
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Have to cancel this party.
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Curtis is not in a festive mood.
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But I already set up the
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Special entertainment.
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Floyd is in charge of the
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Entertainment?
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C.J., you know what happened the
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Last time he threw a party.
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Hey, hey, hey, that was not
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My fault.
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That law had not gone into
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Effect yet.
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It's one of the
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Ten commandments, floyd.
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You should have been stoned.
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Hmm. I was.
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That's why it happened.
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[ chuckles ]
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Aunt ella, it'll be okay.
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All we got to do is make sure
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That uncle curtis gets out of
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The house.
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C.J., I don't know.
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I don't think curtis is gonna go
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Anywhere today.
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I'm leaving.
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I'm leaving, baby.
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I got to go down to city hall.
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Curtis, no.
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No, no, no. No, no, no.
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No, not again.
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No, baby.
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I got a real problem, okay?
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I need to talk to a real person,
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Or else somebody's gonna be in
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Real trouble, okay?
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I'm not gonna let anybody take
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My money!
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Get up.
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Jazi --
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Aah!
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[ laughs ]
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Little jumpy, sweetheart?
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No, I'm just keeping an eye
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Out for, you know, what's his
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Name.
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Gordon?
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Uh, yeah, that's him.
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Okay.
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Oh, and, mom, I hope you
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Don't mind.
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I put out a couple of snacks.
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You know, we're studying, so...
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Oh, that's nice.
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Yeah. It's nothing fancy.
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Nothing fancy?
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What?
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Jazi, there wasn't this much
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Food at the last supper.
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Are those my martini glasses?
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Mom, look -- I just want to
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Make sure that we have enough
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Food while we work.
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So, this gordon guy is really
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Special, huh?
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Mom!
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No. I told you already,
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We're just friends.
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Just friends.
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Matter of fact, I wish he
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Wasn't even coming over here
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This afternoon.
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[ doorbell rings ]
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I'll get it.
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I got it!
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[ breathing heavily ]
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Whew!
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You look beautiful.
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Thanks.
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Ohh.
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Okay.
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[ chuckles ] Hi, gordon.
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Hi.
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And marceea.
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Hey, jazmine.
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I invited marceea to come
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Along.
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You don't mind, do you?
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Uh...Unh-unh.
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No, that -- that's just great.
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You know how smart she is.
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Yeah, she's pretty clever.
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So, what's first -- history
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Or math?
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Well, actually, I was hoping
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That we could --
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Well, what do you like,
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Gordon?
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Well, I was actually thinking
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That we should go into the
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Kitchen first because I made
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Snacks.
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Nice!
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Good idea.
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You go get the snacks, and I'll
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Sit here next to gordon.
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You know what?
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We don't even need snacks.
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Let's just crack those books
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Open and go ahead and study.
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Hi, gordon. Hi, marceea.
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Hi, mrs. Payne.
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Look at what jazmine made.
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Cool!
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[ giggles ]
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Uh-oh. I can't eat meat.
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I'm a vegetarian.
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Oh, really?
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So am I.
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Gordon and I can't eat that.
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Oh, really? No worries.
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Here, I'll trade you.
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Thanks, mom.
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Okay. All right.
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Okay.
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Well, then, have some cheese.
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Sorry, but I can't eat dairy,
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Either.
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Well, neither can I.
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Wow! Get out.
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Yeah, get out.
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Huh?
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Um...Let's get out those math
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Books so we can study for this
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Quiz.
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Come on, curtis.
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Come on, curtis! Where are you?
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Oh. Curtis payne is home!
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Oh! Oh, baby, look -- you got
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Your check.
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You got your money.
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Yeah, I got my money.
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Glory!
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Yes, sir. Thank you. Thank you.
317
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But so what?
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So what?
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Baby, I can't believe the way
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They treated me down there
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Today.
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Curtis.
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I mean, it was such a lack of
324
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Respect.
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It's just not right, ella.
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Okay.
327
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I hate the department.
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Curtis, don't say that.
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Don't say it.
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Far as I'm concerned, they
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Can all --
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Surprise!
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[ applause ]
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What's in there?
335
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It's a surprise party for
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You!
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Yes.
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Surprise!
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Happy retirement, curtis!
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Ahh! Ha ha!
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[ laughs ]
342
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Wait. This is for me? Really?
343
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Yes, baby.
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You never got one, so the guys
345
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All got together -- wait, wait.
346
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Surprise!
347
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Ha! Ugh!
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They're all here for me?
349
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Yes. Yes, baby.
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Get in there and enjoy it.
351
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Enjoy your party.
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All right. I look all right?
353
00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:09,700
Curtis, they've already seen
354
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You.
355
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* do do doo do doo doo
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Surprise! Surprise.
357
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Surprise!
358
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Oh, wow.
359
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Thank you. Thank you.
360
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Good to see you.
361
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Nephew.
362
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Oh, thank you.
363
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Thank you.
364
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Do I know you?
365
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It doesn't matter.
366
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Welcome to my home.
367
00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:32,567
So, curtis, you're not mad?
368
00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:33,267
Mad?
369
00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:34,100
No, baby.
370
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I'm getting just what I need,
371
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Ella.
372
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I mean, after a day of
373
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Disrespect, I'm finally getting
374
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What I deserve.
375
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Yeah. Heh heh!
376
00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:44,967
Oh, you're gonna get exactly
377
00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:45,833
What you deserve, pops.
378
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[ laughter ]
379
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Welcome, everyone, to
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Curtis payne's retirement roast!
381
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Whoo!
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[ applause ]
383
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Roast?
384
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,333
Roast?
385
00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,567
Miss ella, you didn't get my
386
00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:05,900
Text?
387
00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:06,800
No.
388
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,367
Excuse me.
389
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:09,933
C.J., start the music, please --
390
00:11:09,933 --> 00:11:12,600
Something festive...
391
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Forgiving song.
392
00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:21,500
Ah, this is great.
393
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:22,733
And just think about it, pops --
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This is all for you.
395
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Ella, a roast?
396
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,933
Curtis, I promise I did not
397
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Know anything about this,
398
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Honest.
399
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,133
I mean, it shouldn't be that
400
00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:33,800
Bad, baby.
401
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,367
These are your friends, and they
402
00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:37,067
Do love you.
403
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,367
Okay.
404
00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:39,400
Who's the first person that
405
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,600
Wants to stick the fork in the
406
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Roastee?
407
00:11:42,867 --> 00:11:44,433
All right, calm down. Calm down.
408
00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:45,600
You hear that, ella?
409
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,567
I'm about to be forked.
410
00:11:48,567 --> 00:11:49,400
Floyd.
411
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,867
Ma'am?
412
00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:52,733
Keenan and bart have been
413
00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:53,567
Working on something a little
414
00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:53,933
Special.
415
00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:54,733
No, no, no. Wait. Wait.
416
00:11:54,733 --> 00:11:55,300
It should be me.
417
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,233
I should go first because you
418
00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:57,133
Guys only just work with him.
419
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,400
I'm actually related to him.
420
00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,733
Whoa. You're just his nephew.
421
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I'm his son.
422
00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:01,167
I've been waiting for this
423
00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:03,267
Moment my whole life.
424
00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:04,333
But we have a dramatic
425
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:05,500
Presentation, a little blast
426
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From the past.
427
00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:08,467
[ applause ]
428
00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:10,433
How does that sound, roastee?
429
00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:13,833
Whoopee.
430
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,267
Close your eyes and imagine a
431
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Slightly younger curtis.
432
00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:23,233
[ crying ]
433
00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:25,667
I'm hungry!
434
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:30,067
No one's paying attention to me!
435
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:31,333
What the hell?
436
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:35,900
Eeh!
437
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:37,233
I never talked like that when
438
00:12:37,233 --> 00:12:39,300
I was a baby.
439
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,367
Nobody was talking about a
440
00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:40,767
Baby.
441
00:12:40,767 --> 00:12:42,267
Bart's re-enacting a typical day
442
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At the station.
443
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:47,300
[ laughter ]
444
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,733
Ella, save me.
445
00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:50,233
Okay, curtis. Okay.
446
00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:52,167
Floyd.
447
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:54,533
Floyd!
448
00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:55,467
Floyd, come over here!
449
00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:57,867
[ feedback squeals ]
450
00:12:57,867 --> 00:12:59,200
Yes, miss ella?
451
00:12:59,200 --> 00:12:59,800
Floyd...
452
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,567
Yes, ma'am?
453
00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:01,700
...I thought you said that
454
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:02,867
This was gonna be a dignified
455
00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:03,267
Affair.
456
00:13:03,267 --> 00:13:04,467
This is dignified.
457
00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:05,667
All the big stars and
458
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:07,067
Everything -- they have
459
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:09,233
Celebrity roasts like this.
460
00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:10,700
Don't you feel like a star,
461
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:11,233
Curtis?
462
00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:13,733
More like a planet.
463
00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:15,300
Want to watch me step on uranus?
464
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,867
Oh, curtis, please, please.
465
00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:18,100
Just...
466
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,067
C.J., we're switching to the
467
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:20,933
Security channel.
468
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,500
Oh, yeah, and, uh, sorry
469
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,867
About the dinner.
470
00:13:31,867 --> 00:13:32,967
I've never heard of anyone that
471
00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:35,267
Was allergic to lettuce.
472
00:13:35,267 --> 00:13:36,833
[ horn honks ]
473
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,300
That's my mom.
474
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,667
But gordon and I really enjoyed
475
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:41,600
Ourselves.
476
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,500
You must have us over again
477
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,267
Sometime.
478
00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:45,967
Yeah.
479
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:49,533
I must.
480
00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:52,500
Bye, jazmine.
481
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,500
See you tomorrow.
482
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,767
Come on, gordon.
483
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:57,367
My mom will drop you off.
484
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:58,433
Sure. Go on.
485
00:13:58,433 --> 00:14:02,600
I'll just be a minute.
486
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,933
I'm sorry you went to all that
487
00:14:03,933 --> 00:14:04,867
Trouble to make those
488
00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:07,833
Snacks...And dinner and I
489
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,967
Couldn't eat anything.
490
00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:14,100
It's okay.
491
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:18,067
I was wondering...
492
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:20,767
If we could maybe meet again
493
00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,700
Tomorrow afternoon...
494
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,767
To study for math.
495
00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:26,833
Oh. Heh!
496
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,767
Sure. And I'm sure marceea is
497
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,067
Gonna be there --
498
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:34,567
No. Just you and me.
499
00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:36,300
Wait. But I thought that you
500
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,067
Liked her.
501
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,067
Oh, sure.
502
00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:42,500
Marceea's cool, but I like you.
503
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,467
Yeah, but we have nothing in
504
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,067
Common.
505
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,567
Oh.
506
00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:49,833
But...
507
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,200
I like you, too.
508
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,767
See?
509
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:56,200
W d have something in common.
510
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,333
Bye!
511
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,300
Bye.
512
00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:07,067
Heh.
513
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:09,633
Oh, my goodness.
514
00:15:21,533 --> 00:15:23,167
Hey, baby, how you holding
515
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:23,567
Up?
516
00:15:23,567 --> 00:15:25,267
I'm about to kill somebody.
517
00:15:25,267 --> 00:15:26,900
Floyd, can we get this over
518
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:27,400
With?
519
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,567
The native is restless.
520
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:33,167
Um, calvin, why don't you
521
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:34,833
Give your perspective as a
522
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:36,167
Member of the family tree?
523
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:36,800
Let's welcome him.
524
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,467
[ applause ]
525
00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:40,600
That's great.
526
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,167
The sap's about to talk.
527
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:44,300
As you all may know, it's
528
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,467
Very, very difficult to talk
529
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:49,200
About a great leader.
530
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,367
Luckily, we don't have to do
531
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:50,733
That.
532
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:52,133
We just have to talk about pops.
533
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:53,700
[ chuckles ]
534
00:15:57,267 --> 00:15:59,500
Now, all of you that have worked
535
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,600
With my dad knows he's a very
536
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,600
Hard dude to get along with.
537
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,767
Am I right?
538
00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:06,300
Amen, brother!
539
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,067
* preach! Preach!
540
00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:10,567
I mean, he's the only guy
541
00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:12,067
That I know that can make a
542
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:14,567
Happy meal want to kill himself.
543
00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:16,067
* testify! Testi--
544
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:19,667
Bart.
545
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:20,633
[ chuckles ]
546
00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:21,433
Hey, come on, now.
547
00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:22,500
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
548
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,500
My turn. Let me talk, okay?
549
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,200
Okay?
550
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,600
I just want to thank everybody
551
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,667
For coming out.
552
00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,567
We've had a great time tonight.
553
00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:32,200
But on the serious side, I just
554
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,933
Want to say that this guy's my
555
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:36,433
Uncle.
556
00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:38,767
He's also my hero.
557
00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:41,300
And I got to watch him be chief,
558
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,867
And now I'm chief.
559
00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:44,367
So, I learned a lot, and I just
560
00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:45,067
Want to --
561
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:50,067
C.J.
562
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:55,367
Thank you. I appreciate you.
563
00:16:55,367 --> 00:16:57,267
But it's too little, too late.
564
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,967
Sorry, unc.
565
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:07,267
So, that's what all of you
566
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:07,933
Think of me?
567
00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:08,533
No, unc.
568
00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:10,067
I think they were just trying to
569
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:10,533
Be funny.
570
00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:12,667
Well, it's not funny.
571
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:17,167
It's not funny.
572
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,467
You know, I worked a lot of
573
00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:21,900
Hard --
574
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:26,367
Lot of hard years...
575
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:28,667
Only to be forced out and
576
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,100
Forgotten.
577
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:38,067
I was a chief -- a chief.
578
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,200
You know, that used to mean
579
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,667
Something.
580
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:41,933
Pops, we didn't mean to --
581
00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:44,967
Please, no.
582
00:17:44,967 --> 00:17:46,433
It's one thing to be
583
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,567
Disrespected by the department,
584
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:52,900
But you all -- my friends and
585
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:55,767
Family?
586
00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:59,433
Mmm.
587
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:00,867
I thought that the worst thing
588
00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:02,333
That could ever happen to me was
589
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:05,333
Being forced to retire.
590
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:09,500
I was wrong.
591
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:13,233
It's being here...
592
00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:17,700
With all of you.
593
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:22,500
[ door slams ]
594
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,800
Some surprise.
595
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,833
[ sighs ]
596
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,333
Guess that means we'll cancel
597
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,633
The piñata, huh?
598
00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:32,600
Ohh.
599
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:49,533
God, that thing's hard.
600
00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:51,967
Oh, well.
601
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:53,833
Andale, andale! Arriba!
602
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,900
[ yelping ]
603
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:59,400
I got your back, little buddy.
604
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:03,433
I got your back, curtis.
605
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,067
[ sighs ]
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