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[curtis laughs]
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Whew. Praise the lord?
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No, just curtis.
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Hey, how was church, baby?
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Oh, baby, that pastor--
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Come here, baby.
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I need you real quick.
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Real quick.
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What, baby?
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I can't--I--I can't--
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Reach this?
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Yeah. It's--I don't know why
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It's sitting way over there.
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Thank you.
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Okay, baby, that pastor--
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Baby, do this for me, before
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You run all that.
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Do this for me, 'cause this
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Is--I got a crick.
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What, baby, this?
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Just pull it out for me,
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Because--
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This way, or this way?
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Yeah, it's hurting my--pull
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It out.
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Thank you, baby.
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That's a good wife.
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That's a good wife.
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Okay. So, baby, the preacher
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Says--
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One more thing, baby--
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Curtis!
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If you were any lazier, you'd
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Slip into a coma.
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Ella, today is sunday.
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The day of rest and relaxation.
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If I don't relax, I'm defying
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God.
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And if I don't know nothing
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Else from reading the bible, if
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You defy god, something bad
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Gonna happen to you.
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I could end up like that, uh,
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What's his name--johanu--be in a
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Shark or something.
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Curtis, please do not quote
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The bible to me, and it was a
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Whale, and that was jonah.
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Don't judge me, ella.
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Don't judge me.
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[phone rings]
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Curtis, can you get the
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Phone?
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Well, now that you've
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Identified it, you can answer
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It.
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Okay.
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Hello?
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Oh, cousin sheryl!
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How are you?
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Oh, what's wrong?
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Oh!
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Oh, I thought you and doug were
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Going to host it.
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What?
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Could we host the reunion?
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No, no, no, no!
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Well--
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[ella chuckles]
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Well--oh--their house burned
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Down, curtis.
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Their house burned down.
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Well, baby, they still got a
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Backyard, don't they?
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And the backyard was flooded?
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Then make it a pool
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Party--duh!
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Well, I totally understand
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Your situation.
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No, we don't, ella!
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I suppose we could do that.
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No, we can't, ella.
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I'll get right on it.
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Well, then get off it, ella.
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Get off it.
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Uh-huh. Bye, hon.
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Oh, curtis--
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Ugh!
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Oh.
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Whew. Home, sweet home!
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Well, I think I got everything.
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Yeah, in the store.
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In the state.
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How many relatives do we have?
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Way too many.
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Just like you spendin' way too
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Much of my money on these
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Groceries.
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That's just my people.
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If you include ella's folk, it's
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Way, way, way too many.
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I can't believe you let them
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Bamboozle us into this.
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Not really into the family
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Reunion thing, huh, pops?
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Listen, I love family
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Reunions.
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If you can find a way to do it
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Without the family, I'm there.
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Curtis, it's going to be fun!
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No, not for me.
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I'll be surrounded by a bunch of
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Old folks that smell like
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Menthol, telling me over and
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Over again how much I've grown
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And pinching my cheeks and
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Telling me how cute I am!
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But you are cute, jazi.
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Yes, but I won't be, once
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They pinch my face into a
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Raisin!
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Pops, I think me and miranda
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Are finally starting to find
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Our way.
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And if you keep the faith, your
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Boy might be able to get
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His--his s-w-e-r-v-e on,
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If you know what I mean.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Cousin calvin, even I know
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What you mean.
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You do?
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Duh. I can s-p-e-l-l, comma
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D-u-m-m-y.
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God, that's a big housefly!
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I hope you're mr. Payne.
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And I hope you have the
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Wrong house.
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Allow me to introduce
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Myself. I am brett eisley
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Hyde-white.
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That's funny, your hide
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Don't look white.
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My--ha!
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I was contacted by ella payne.
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I work for "Big to-do,"
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Atlanta's newest and freshest
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Event planning organization.
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I'm here to make sure that your
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Reunion worries are things of
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The past.
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[snaps fingers]
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Oh, hello!
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Oh, hello.
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I'm brett from "Big to-do."
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Hi, brett.
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You must be the event planner.
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I'm ella payne.
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And what do you plan to do?
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He better plan on getting
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Paid less money than he's
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Used to.
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Oh, mr. Payne, you cannot
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Put a price on family joy.
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Oh, mr. White in hiding,
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Yes, you can.
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$10. Make your magic!
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$10? Heh--my people.
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I do not do it for the money.
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I do it for love.
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Then
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* love you .
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Consider yourself paid in full.
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I like him.
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Curtis, stop clowning.
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He come highly recommended.
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Believe me, sir, neither snow
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Nor heat, nor gloom of night
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Shall stay me from making your
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Family reunion a big to-do.
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That's the post office motto.
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I work there part-time.
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Ugh. Are you all talking
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About that reunion again?
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Brett, please, could you
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Please go to the backyard and
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I'll be right out?
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Very well, ma'am.
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I shall relocate to the backyard
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And survey the site, and
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Conceptualize.
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Oh, love it!
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A black tinker bell.
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I think I'll go
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"Conceptualize," too.
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Okay, enough. Freeze.
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Don't make any sudden moves.
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I think she's ready to strike.
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Young lady, you will not
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Become cynical like him, okay?
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Oh, girl, please.
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I'm a wise man.
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A wise man knows when to
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Shut up.
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Auntie ella, our family's so
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Boring.
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I mean, all the stories sound
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The same.
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"It was so hard when we was
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Younger.
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We had to paint our feet so
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People would think we was
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Wearing shoes."
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Jazi--
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"And we couldn't afford a
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Vegetable garden, so we had to
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Eat dirt."
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Hee! Ha, ha!
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Curtis! Jazi, stop!
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Curtis!
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Okay, jazmine, your ancestors
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Really did have a hard time.
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And they made real sacrifices.
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Why can't you see that?
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Auntie ella, it's gone.
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It's in the past.
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I can't see it.
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You can't even see it.
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It's gone.
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You must not want to see
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Tomorrow, talking like that.
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You know what, young lady?
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You are going to help me with
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This reunion.
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What? No, I can't do that.
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One of the things that must
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Be done for the reunion is
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Creating a family tree.
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But, auntie ella, I do not
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Have time to do that.
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What, you going to be late
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For work?
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Everything you need is in my
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Bedroom dresser, bottom drawer.
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But, auntie ella--
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Get to work, jazi!
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Ugh!
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Ugh.
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Well, well, well.
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How's the family tree coming,
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Alice haley?
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This sucks, uncle curtis.
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Well, it's your fault.
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You the one that pushed your
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Aunt ella too far.
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Yeah, but what's the big
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Deal?
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I don't care about any of this.
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Well, you better learn how
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To fake it, and you better
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Learn real fast.
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So, are you finished?
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No. But I'm done.
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Uh-oh.
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Trouble on the factory floor.
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And what do you mean, you
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Are done?
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I'm all done! This is crazy!
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I've wasted a perfectly good
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Day.
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I already know about all this.
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Oh, you do, do you?
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Yes, and I'm sick of looking
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At pictures of old people and
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Reading about slaves.
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I got it.
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They took us out of africa, put
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Us on a boat, made us pick
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Cotton for a few years, and now
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We're free.
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Done.
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Curtis, if you don't grab her
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By her neck, I'm--
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Okay. Wait, baby--baby, wait
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A minute.
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Take a deep breath, ella.
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Curtis--
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[ella inhales/exhales]
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Little girl, if you look
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Behind you, about a mile or so
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Back, you'll see the line that
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You just crossed.
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Now, go back to that line and
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Get your uncle some water.
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Now, baby, do you remember when
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Calvin was in the sixth grade?
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Yes.
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What we did?
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Same situation.
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Oh, you are a genius.
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I--I've been telling you
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That for the longest--
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Sometimes.
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Oh, jazmine!
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Yes?
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[ella chuckles]
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Uh-oh.
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Why do I feel like my life just
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Took a really bad turn?
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Okay, thank you very much.
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All right, see you later. Bye.
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There.
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Jazmine, I just spoke with your
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Mom and dad, and it's all taken
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Care of.
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You belong to us now--until
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We're done with you.
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I want to go home.
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You can't. I just bought you.
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You what?
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Best $5.00 I ever spent.
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Make sure janine gets that.
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Wait! You paid $5.00 for me?
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Well, you're probably worth
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A little more, but you know, it
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Ain't easy putting a price on a
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Human being.
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Oh, yeah.
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They only did it for, what, 400
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Years.
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["Roots" theme music plays]
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Aah! A worm!
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[calvin laughs]
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Hey, little bit.
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Cousin calvin! Whoo!
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I'm glad to see you, too.
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Oh, finally some help.
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Come on.
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Oh, no, I'm not getting down
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In that dirt with you.
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Well, I don't blame you.
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This is so--oh, ants!
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[calvin laughs]
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00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:05,167
This is so awful.
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You see, aunt ella made me put
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On these dirty old clothes that
347
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Are all hot and itchy.
348
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And all I did, cousin
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Calvin--all I did was say a
350
00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:16,400
Little--a little bit comment
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About--about our brothers'
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History.
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00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:20,233
But she is working me now,
354
00:11:20,233 --> 00:11:21,200
Like a--
355
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,267
Like a slave?
356
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,733
Yeah, they told me what you
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Said.
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They--they--they told you
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00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:29,067
What--
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00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:31,067
Hey, jazmine, come here.
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Sit down.
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Water.
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00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,067
Look, no one should talk about
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Slavery like it was a long boat
365
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Ride or a bad tour package.
366
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Yeah. I know.
367
00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:46,100
And I know they're working
368
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,433
You hard out here, but real
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00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:48,900
Slaves were treated worse than
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Animals.
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00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,567
You think you could have lived
372
00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:52,167
Like that?
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No.
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But they did.
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And when they were finally
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Allowed to rest, you know what
377
00:11:58,333 --> 00:11:58,900
They did?
378
00:11:58,900 --> 00:11:59,567
Sleep?
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[calvin laughs]
380
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:05,367
Yeah, they--they slept.
381
00:12:05,367 --> 00:12:08,067
But they also dreamed.
382
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,333
They dreamed of a better life
383
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For the people that would come
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After them.
385
00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:14,767
Like me and--and like you.
386
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,867
Look, we've got great, great,
387
00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:18,867
Great uncles and aunts that
388
00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:20,800
Really struggled to be the
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Doctors and the lawyers and the
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00:12:22,967 --> 00:12:23,733
Teachers.
391
00:12:23,733 --> 00:12:25,267
I never thought about it
392
00:12:25,267 --> 00:12:27,833
Like that.
393
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,900
I guess I really do owe aunt
394
00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:31,533
Ella an apology, huh?
395
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:35,067
Hey, and they'll accept it,
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00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:36,600
Because they're your family.
397
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,300
They're the people who love you
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Even if you do mess up.
399
00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:41,067
And trust me, I should know.
400
00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:42,167
I'm an expert at it.
401
00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:44,767
[jazmine and calvin laugh]
402
00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:45,733
Thanks for the lesson,
403
00:12:45,733 --> 00:12:46,267
Cousin calvin.
404
00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:47,367
Hey, that's what family's
405
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,467
For.
406
00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:50,967
Hey, and you know what else
407
00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:51,633
Family's for?
408
00:12:51,633 --> 00:12:52,400
What's that?
409
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,567
Come on.
410
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,500
Come on.
411
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,900
To help other family members in
412
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:01,067
Need.
413
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:03,733
Help me pick these darn weeds.
414
00:13:03,733 --> 00:13:05,333
Come on.
415
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,500
Here's the first sample.
416
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:10,167
Blam! Okay! All right.
417
00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:11,700
I see you got the eggs and stuff
418
00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:12,700
And the little stuff.
419
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:13,267
Uh-huh.
420
00:13:13,267 --> 00:13:14,133
Okay, what we gonna have?
421
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:14,967
What we have, right here?
422
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:16,667
Yes.
423
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:19,567
Mmm. That's good.
424
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:20,900
[brett laughs]
425
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,233
I like that, I like that.
426
00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:22,900
What is it?
427
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:25,067
That, mr. Payne, is what you
428
00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:26,200
Call escargot.
429
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:26,633
Mmm.
430
00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:27,867
Well, now it's escar-gone.
431
00:13:27,867 --> 00:13:29,567
[curtis and brett laugh]
432
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,133
Oh--what is escargot?
433
00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:32,100
Snails.
434
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,533
[curtis gags]
435
00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:36,100
Do the heimlich or something.
436
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,400
Oh, forget it!
437
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,600
Perhaps we should move along to
438
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,733
Entertainment.
439
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,233
Perhaps we should before you
440
00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:44,667
Try to serve me something else
441
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:45,833
Out of the garden, like
442
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,067
Earthworms or ladybugs or
443
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,400
Something.
444
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,633
Mr. Payne, are you ready to
445
00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:52,667
See the ultimate in digital
446
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:53,933
Entertainment?
447
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:54,933
Oh, hell, yeah.
448
00:13:54,933 --> 00:13:56,500
But ella won't let me buy those
449
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,467
Channels.
450
00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:00,933
"Family."
451
00:14:00,933 --> 00:14:06,233
The word brings about a swirl
452
00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:09,067
Of imagery.
453
00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:12,500
What do you see, mr. Payne?
454
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,633
I see my aunt cleo trying to
455
00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:17,100
Steal $20 out my pocket.
456
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,800
She thinks I'm drunk.
457
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:19,667
Oh, but I'm not.
458
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:20,467
Mr. Payne--
459
00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:21,733
I know she's taking it.
460
00:14:21,733 --> 00:14:22,800
I know she's taking it!
461
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,833
Mr. Payne, what I am
462
00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:27,400
Suggesting is a digital video
463
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,100
Presentation of your family for
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00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,067
Generations.
465
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:33,533
At the appropriate magical
466
00:14:33,533 --> 00:14:36,133
Moment, I will flip a switch,
467
00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,667
And thus the extravaganza
468
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:39,600
Begins.
469
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,767
Okay, look here, brett.
470
00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:44,333
You done gave me bad food, bad
471
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:44,933
Feelings.
472
00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:46,567
Why should I trust you with all
473
00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:48,067
This digital video mess--all
474
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:48,467
This?
475
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:49,600
Because your family reunion's
476
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,500
Tomorrow, and you don't have
477
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,967
Anything else?
478
00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:55,433
Good point.
479
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:57,133
Look, put some seasoned salt on
480
00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:57,867
The snails.
481
00:14:57,867 --> 00:14:59,433
Mr. Payne, you don't put
482
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:00,433
Salt on snails.
483
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,167
Well, then put some hot sauce
484
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:02,800
On them!
485
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,067
Do something, all right?
486
00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:05,567
Just make it happen, all right?
487
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:06,800
All the money I done spent on
488
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,100
This, you better make something
489
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:11,067
Happen.
490
00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:13,500
Ugh.
491
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:17,067
Thank you, mr. Payne.
492
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,400
[ella chuckles]
493
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,500
Now, look, take it easy on
494
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,067
That cheese.
495
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:21,100
You know what happened last
496
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,067
Year.
497
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:23,733
[man laughs]
498
00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:24,933
Get away from me, get away
499
00:15:24,933 --> 00:15:28,333
From me!
500
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:29,933
Oh, hi, baby. Come over here.
501
00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:31,233
Right here, right here.
502
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:32,933
I am so glad you learned your
503
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:33,533
Lesson.
504
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,500
Yeah. I was way out of line,
505
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,600
Especially with you, aunt ella.
506
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,833
Well, you know you don't have
507
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:38,267
To stay.
508
00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:39,433
You've already done your chores
509
00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:40,100
And everything.
510
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:40,867
Good.
511
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:42,400
Yeah, I know, but I want to
512
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:42,933
Be here.
513
00:15:42,933 --> 00:15:45,200
Mr. Payne, it's time.
514
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,267
Shall I hit the switch?
515
00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:47,733
Well, hit the switch then.
516
00:15:47,733 --> 00:15:48,300
Let's go.
517
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,233
It's time, it's time,
518
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:49,700
Everybody.
519
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:50,700
Come on, come on, come on.
520
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,667
Hey, hey, hey.
521
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:57,367
Ladies and gentlemen, please
522
00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:59,767
Focus your attention on the
523
00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:00,667
Screen.
524
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:03,133
Allow me to present, for your
525
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:05,433
Remembering pleasure, a trip
526
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:07,800
Back through the ages, a
527
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,167
Cinematic tribute to family
528
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,667
Present and past, about those
529
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,833
Who gave and those who continue
530
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:15,600
To give.
531
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,433
Ladies and gentlemen, the
532
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:20,933
Family-orama!
533
00:16:20,933 --> 00:16:23,933
The family-orama!
534
00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:28,200
And there.
535
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,067
Wait.
536
00:16:30,067 --> 00:16:32,633
There!
537
00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:35,167
Wait!
538
00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:37,433
There.
539
00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:39,633
Oh, no!
540
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:42,300
No, no! No!
541
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,500
What the--
542
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,967
I'm sorry.
543
00:16:45,967 --> 00:16:48,167
It seems like I've, uh, lost
544
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:50,100
Your family history.
545
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,833
You did what?
546
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,100
It's not my fault.
547
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,833
I checked it. It's not working.
548
00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,167
I told you this man was a
549
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:56,800
Fake, ella.
550
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,833
I want my money back!
551
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,133
Cur--curtis, we didn't pay
552
00:16:59,133 --> 00:16:59,500
Him.
553
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,733
We have not paid him yet.
554
00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:02,600
Wait, no! No, I got it!
555
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,867
It's all in the family tree I
556
00:17:03,867 --> 00:17:04,300
Built.
557
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,233
I got this. I got this.
558
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,200
Ha, ha!
559
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,200
Okay, so, this lady, ladies
560
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,567
And gentlemen, is my
561
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:12,967
Great-great-aunt myra.
562
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:14,767
She sewed a quilt for president
563
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,467
Franklin d. Roosevelt when he
564
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:18,367
Came to warm springs, georgia.
565
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:24,467
And, everybody, this man is my
566
00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:25,500
Uncle essex.
567
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,867
He lost his left leg in italy in
568
00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:28,967
World war ii.
569
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:30,533
And when he got back to georgia,
570
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:32,200
He had to work 3 jobs to pay for
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00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,167
His kids' college.
572
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:37,500
Uncle e!
573
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,200
Now, where's aunt wanda?
574
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,667
She's right here.
575
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,500
Yeah? And, everyone, this is
576
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,400
My aunt wanda.
577
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,100
She's been working in the
578
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,933
Chicago school system for 35
579
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:47,600
Years.
580
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,567
That's right.
581
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,867
That's right.
582
00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:51,967
Looks like little bit did
583
00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:52,600
Her homework.
584
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,233
Sure does.
585
00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:54,500
Take note.
586
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,933
Now, everyone, this is my
587
00:17:57,933 --> 00:18:00,833
Cousin laurie.
588
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:03,467
She is a professor at harvard.
589
00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:07,133
Ooh.
590
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:09,600
Yeah. And both of her sons
591
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,400
Are teachers, too.
592
00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:17,833
And now, everyone, this is my
593
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,767
Uncle curtis and my auntie ella.
594
00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:21,567
And thanks for teaching me about
595
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,100
Family and the importance of
596
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,367
Family history.
597
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:26,367
Aww.
598
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:27,900
I love you, auntie ella.
599
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,467
Oh, I love you, too, jazi.
600
00:18:29,467 --> 00:18:30,500
You don't love me?
601
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,800
I love you, too, uncle
602
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,333
Curtis.
603
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,667
Yeah, okay, you already
604
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:34,200
Said it.
605
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,067
Okay, everybody, come on,
606
00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:35,500
Let's eat.
607
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,067
[ella laughs]
608
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,067
Come on, let's eat!
609
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,567
She loves me more, she loves
610
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:39,233
Me more.
611
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:40,167
Yeah, whatever.
612
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:42,167
Wasn't it great, mr. Payne?
613
00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:43,167
You know what--
614
00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:44,167
Did you see it?
615
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,333
Yeah, I did see it.
616
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,333
Did you see it?
617
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,267
I did see it.
618
00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:47,767
Ah!
619
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:49,133
It was really something.
620
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:51,700
Conceptualize--ooh!
621
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:52,800
The conceptualization.
622
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,300
Yeah.
623
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,067
[both laugh]
624
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,633
Hey, it really is something.
625
00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:56,933
You do some good work.
626
00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:57,500
Whoo!
627
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,067
And you know, and you showed
628
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:00,500
It to me so well, I could even
629
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,567
See it outside.
630
00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:02,333
Where?
631
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,900
I--it's right there!
632
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,600
I see all the--look, look!
633
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:06,267
Right there.
634
00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:08,933
Ow!
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