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* deck the halls with boughs
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Of holly *
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* fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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* 'tis the season to be jolly
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* fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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* don we now our gay apparel
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* fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
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* troll the ancient yuletide
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Carol *
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* fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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Merry christmas!
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Thank you guys for coming by!
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[ all talking at once ]
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And a yada yada yada,
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Yada yada.
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You know what?
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The bass was kind of flat,
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Though.
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* fa-la-la-la-la, I'm gonna
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Check on the twins *
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Don't you just love christmas
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Carols?
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Not as much as I love
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Christmas presents.
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Jazi, come on, cut that out.
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You're not supposed to know
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What's in the boxes until
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Christmas.
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That's days from now.
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What if something happened to me
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Between now and then?
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I'll never know what I got.
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Well, if something happens to
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You, it won't matter what you
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Got.
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Now, come on, put the presents
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Back under the tree.
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You're not the boss of me.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Excuse me, you two. Hey!
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What happened to all of that
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Christmas cheer that was just in
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Here a couple of minutes ago?
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Both: sorry, auntie ella.
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Thank you.
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Hey, you know what, though?
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I agree with jazi.
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I don't understand why we have
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To wait to open presents.
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You see that?
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Matter of fact, I read
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Somewhere that jesus wasn't
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Even born on december 25th.
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Curtis.
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Baby, it's a man-made-up
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Date...
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So does that mean I can open
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All my presents now?
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One.
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Yes!
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[ giggling ]
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That's a good one.
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Okay.
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I wonder what's in this box.
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It's the perfect size to be a --
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What the heck is this?
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Jazi.
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What?
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This is the nativity scene.
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Baby, do you know why you got
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This gift?
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Because someone did their
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Christmas shopping at a garage
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Sale?
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Jazmine.
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[ laughs ]
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Ooh, that's a good one.
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That's not a good one.
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That's not funny.
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No, no, no, it's okay.
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It's okay, janine.
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Jazmine, have you forgotten the
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True meaning of christmas?
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Oh, no.
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Auntie ella, please, not the
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Baby jesus story, again.
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That's a good idea.
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I think that's a really good
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Idea.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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In the city of bethlehem...
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[ all groan ]
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Many, many, many --
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Miranda!
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Hi, family.
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Hi, baby.
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Saved by the family.
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You look good.
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You do look cute.
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Have a seat.
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I'm telling the baby jesus
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Story.
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Again.
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And again.
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In the city of bethlehem,
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Many, many years ago...
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Okay, baby, baby, baby,
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Please!
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We don't have time for
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Ella payne's painful christmas
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Story.
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Oh, please, curtis,
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No, no, no.
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Let me tell the story.
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Come on, curtis. No!
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I've been practicing.
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I've been practicing.
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I vote for pop's version.
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Thank you.
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Uncle curtis --
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That's my children right
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There.
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Do not play with the birth of
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Jesus.
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Ain't nobody playing with the
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Birth of jesus!
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What you think this is, girl?
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[ laughs ]
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I'm just gonna make it
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Interesting, that's all.
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First, we need to back up to
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Back in the day, to a place
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Called bethlehem.
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So there was this fine stallion
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Of a man -- handsome, noble --
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That owned a quaint little inn.
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He was just trying to close up
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For the night when up come two
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Travelers off the streets,
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Joseph and mary.
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Oh, my bad. My bad.
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Just throwing out the sewage.
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Excuse me, sir.
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My poor wife is about to give
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Birth.
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We need a place to stay.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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There's no room in the inn.
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So, uh, you should have made
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Reservations.
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Woman with child.
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Oh, we have no room here, but we
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Have a barn.
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Please come.
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We can make room for your family
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There.
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It's the best we can do.
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Bless you.
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We are truly grateful.
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This way.
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Hey, man.
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We were out in the field tending
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Our flock.
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Well, yeah.
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I could smell you coming, dude.
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And an angel came to me and
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Said that something special was
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Gonna happen here.
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Oh, you know what?
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Some pregnant chick did just
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Come through here.
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She's giving birth to the
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Savior of mankind, the king of
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Kings!
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Elvis?
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No!
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Dude!
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He's the savior of all mankind.
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Why didn't you say so, dude?
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The savior of mankind -- I sent
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Them to the stable.
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Which way to the stable?
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You might want to watch your
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Stick there, homey.
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The stable's that way.
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Oh, god, I'm bushed.
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[ sighs ]
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Check out them threads!
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Excuse me, players?
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[ chuckles ]
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Player convention this way.
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Oh, dear wise innkeeper,
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Thank you for your welcome.
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Thank you for your -- your
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Welcome.
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And hut. Okay.
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And we hear that there is a
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Blessed event that is going to
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Take place here tonight.
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Yes.
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He has brought frankincense and
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Myrrh, and I -- I have brought
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Gold.
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Yes.
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It is to honor our savior.
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I thought there was supposed
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To be three of you.
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Recession.
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Oh. It hit everybody.
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[ chuckles ]
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Just a touch.
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Hark.
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Is that heavenly music I hear?
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I believe I hear it, too.
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Unh.
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Unh, unh, unh.
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Innkeeper!
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Innkeeper!
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Why art thou breathing so
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Hardeth?
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Innkeeper, a child is born.
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Why is she breathing hard?
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The stable is right there.
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A child is born.
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That is what we have come
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For.
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Miss, please, please lead the
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Way -- lead the way.
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Take us to him.
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Right. Ready? Okay.
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Ooh! Blessed be thou.
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Thank you for thy gold.
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The hell?
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Is this chocolate?
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This is chocolate.
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This is...
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Oh, no.
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Curtis, I cannot believe
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That your innkeeper was
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Exploiting these holy people.
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What? He was a businessman.
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He was running a business, ella.
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That was the worst version of
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The christmas story I have ever
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Heard, curtis.
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Well, that's how I remember
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It.
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Well, how I remember it,
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Mary was a beautiful, kind, and
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Giving person.
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Well, mary shouldn't have
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Been so cheap.
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She should have left a big tip!
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Look, I'll tell it.
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I'll tell it.
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Wait.
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Is there gonna be a pop quiz
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After this?
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No. See, everybody got the
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Part about joseph a little
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Confused.
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Got it confused.
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This is how it happened.
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I'll tell how it happened.
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[ knocking on door ]
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What? What? What?
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We desire a room, kind sir.
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Oh, god. Okay.
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I need two forms of I.D.,
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References, and employment
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History.
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But -- but we just need a
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Room.
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Do you have a job?
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Can you pay?
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The lord will provide.
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Does your lord have a job?
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We can pay you, I assure you.
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Well, we don't have no room
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In the inn.
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Sorry.
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Well, why didn't you just say
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That to begin with?
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My loving and courageous
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Husband, what shall we do?
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Ooh. There's drama.
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Hold on, hold on, partner.
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Hold on!
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You don't walk up in here like
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You know me.
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You don't know me, dawg.
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Silence, grumpy man who owns
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This house.
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That's right! It's my house!
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And I live in it, and it's full!
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And you would know that if you'd
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Have graduated, because you
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Could read the sign --
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No "Vacanacy."
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Silence!
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Let's go.
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Ooh.
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[ chuckles ]
305
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Okay, let me get this
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Straight.
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So what you're saying is, my
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Son, that joseph lost his mind,
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Because that innkeeper would
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Have made mary a widow.
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It'd have been two to the head.
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Pa-pow!
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P-p-p-pow! Like that.
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Yeah.
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Whatever.
316
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What's happening, family?
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Family? We not your family.
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You a freeloader.
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Which is exactly why I'm
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Here.
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'tis the season to be getting.
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It's giving.
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It's the season to be giving.
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We were sitting here telling
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Jazmine about the nativity
326
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Story.
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Several versions of the
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Nativity story.
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Dear little one, there's
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Only one version of the nativity
331
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Story.
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Thank you, floyd.
333
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Mm-hmm.
334
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And it should only be told by
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Somebody that knows the bible.
336
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Oh! Thank you, floyd.
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Someone like me.
338
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The birth of the savior
339
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Wasn't just a big event -- it
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Wa th event.
341
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Yes, it was.
342
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Come on, church.
343
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I mean, to pull off something
344
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Like that...
345
00:09:21,933 --> 00:09:22,500
Hmm...
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Had to take a very, very special
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Person.
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Ohh, yes.
349
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Okay, okay, people.
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Listen up. Listen up, all right?
351
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Look, I've read your little
352
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Story, and it's perfect, but
353
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We're gonna need a re-write.
354
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Wait a minute.
355
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Who are you, and why are you in
356
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My inn?
357
00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:46,833
I am a hollywood producer.
358
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I'm here to make your little
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Story a hollywood blockbuster.
360
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What the -- how the -- what
361
00:09:53,733 --> 00:09:54,400
Is hollywood?
362
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I can't get reception on my
363
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Cellphone, f.J.
364
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Really? Hmm.
365
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You're in bethlehem. Duh!
366
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There's not a cell tower for 20
367
00:10:02,467 --> 00:10:03,533
Miles...
368
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And 2,000 years.
369
00:10:05,067 --> 00:10:05,833
Oh, okay.
370
00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:07,133
So a latte's out of the
371
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Question?
372
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No.
373
00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:09,467
Actually, if you go up the
374
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Desert highway, you'll find
375
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One right to the right, uh, at
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The north star...Bucks.
377
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Mr. Producer, what is wrong
378
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With our story?
379
00:10:17,467 --> 00:10:18,833
See, we need something that's
380
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New.
381
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Let's 86 the wise men. 86 'em.
382
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86 the wise men. Come on.
383
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Come on. Come on.
384
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Thank you. Ta-ta.
385
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I'll tell you -- as a matter of
386
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Fact, let's re-cast mary.
387
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Send in a new ma-- send in a new
388
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Mary.
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New mary, come on in.
390
00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:41,900
What?
391
00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,767
Ah, yes, a professional
392
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Actress.
393
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All right. Left.
394
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And right.
395
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Fabulous.
396
00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:53,667
Who's representing you?
397
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:56,300
Well, she's our new mary, yes.
398
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Perfect.
399
00:10:57,233 --> 00:10:58,833
No, no, no, no, no.
400
00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:00,067
But I'm mary.
401
00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:02,333
Sweetheart, my dear, little,
402
00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,500
Sweet, beautiful bloated one,
403
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,667
It's not that you don't do good
404
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,333
Work, and we love you.
405
00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:09,067
[ chuckles ]
406
00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:10,367
But she's ready for the big
407
00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:11,333
Screen, okay?
408
00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,333
And as a matter of fact, keep my
409
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:13,833
Number.
410
00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:15,067
We may call you for the
411
00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:17,300
Sequel -- "Easter: the return."
412
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:19,300
You know, I'm calling my
413
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:19,933
Agent.
414
00:11:19,933 --> 00:11:21,633
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, no.
415
00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:22,533
Look. We're a team.
416
00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:22,967
Yes.
417
00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:23,767
That is true.
418
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:24,933
You did come together, and
419
00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:26,067
That's unfortunate, because
420
00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:26,967
You're both fired.
421
00:11:26,967 --> 00:11:30,067
[ laughs ]
422
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:31,700
Ta-ta. Thank you so much.
423
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,067
Bye.
424
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,733
Walk 'em out.
425
00:11:34,733 --> 00:11:37,067
Thank you.
426
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,400
So now, at this point, I think
427
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,867
We're gonna need a new joseph.
428
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,233
As a matter of fact, I've got
429
00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:41,967
It.
430
00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:43,767
Send in -- hmm.
431
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:44,933
Send in the fat guy.
432
00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:49,067
Send in the fat guy.
433
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:51,433
How's it going, nick?
434
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:53,233
Come on, ladies.
435
00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:54,067
[ bells jingling ]
436
00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:56,167
On, ladonna.
437
00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:58,367
On, sharika.
438
00:11:58,367 --> 00:12:00,600
On, vixenetta.
439
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,967
Call me later.
440
00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:04,367
Over there, ladies.
441
00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:06,233
That's what made him jolly.
442
00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:07,067
[ laughs ]
443
00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:08,567
What about the star?
444
00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:10,133
The star?
445
00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:11,800
Sant I the star.
446
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,067
I mean, see?
447
00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:14,367
He brought us presents.
448
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:15,167
[ laughs ]
449
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,200
You know what?
450
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,067
We still need a hook, though.
451
00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:20,067
I tell you what, we'll bring in
452
00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:22,133
All the holidays.
453
00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,633
How about that?
454
00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:25,133
Anybody available?
455
00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:25,700
Uh...
456
00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,100
The easter bunny is available.
457
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,267
E.B. Is here?
458
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:29,500
Oh, my goodness.
459
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,700
I love his work.
460
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,600
As a matter of fact, why don't
461
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,400
You get him and get a funky,
462
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,167
Stinky turkey?
463
00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:36,533
Okay, funky, stinky turkey
464
00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:37,900
And easter bunny, come on in
465
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:38,800
Here.
466
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,933
I swear to --
467
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:48,733
Move out the way.
468
00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:50,567
Why am I playing the turkey?
469
00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:51,967
Hmm.
470
00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:54,433
I will rabbit punch you.
471
00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:54,867
Ooh!
472
00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:56,767
[ squeaks ]
473
00:12:56,767 --> 00:12:58,767
That's it -- passion,
474
00:12:58,767 --> 00:12:59,700
Conflict.
475
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:03,067
Lights, camera, action!
476
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,700
Are you crazy?
477
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,067
Please, floyd.
478
00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:12,200
Have you lost your whole mind?
479
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,700
Baby, he ain't got no mind.
480
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:14,933
It's your move.
481
00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:16,800
I cannot believe you would
482
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,833
Just make fun of the nativity
483
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:19,300
Story.
484
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,500
Ain't that ridiculous?
485
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,600
I'm so ashamed of you.
486
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,067
You should be ashamed.
487
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,300
Curtis, be quiet!
488
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,067
You, too.
489
00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:26,933
Baby girl, you gonna talk to
490
00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:28,633
Me like that in front of all
491
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:29,467
These people?
492
00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:30,533
Yes. Yes, I am.
493
00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:31,233
Yes, I am.
494
00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:32,833
You two are just making fun of
495
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,133
The birth of christ.
496
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:34,933
Mm-hmm.
497
00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:36,333
Oh, please, calvin.
498
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:37,700
I'm surprised at you.
499
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,500
You are about to be a father
500
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,667
Of another child.
501
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,467
What if we...
502
00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:43,967
Made fun of that birth?
503
00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:45,733
Mom, I was just -- you know
504
00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:46,400
What, I'm sorry.
505
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,367
I know the importance.
506
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:48,500
Well, mary and joseph went
507
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,633
Through a lot, and that would
508
00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:50,800
Test anybody's faith, but they
509
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:51,300
Did it.
510
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:52,733
I know my faith is the only
511
00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:55,167
Thing that brought me back.
512
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,067
That and a couple of
513
00:13:56,067 --> 00:14:00,667
Plainclothes policemen.
514
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,400
Think back to when you had
515
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,300
Your retirement party, baby, and
516
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,300
How you felt when everybody made
517
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,900
Fun of you with the little
518
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,067
Roast.
519
00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:10,400
How'd you feel?
520
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,467
I felt roasted.
521
00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:15,267
But it was funny, though.
522
00:14:15,267 --> 00:14:17,100
Sometimes things shouldn't be
523
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:17,833
So funny.
524
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,767
You know, miss ella is right,
525
00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:21,567
Because bringing a child into
526
00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,300
This world is a precious gift
527
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:23,733
From god.
528
00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:25,700
Not just any child.
529
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:28,233
We're talking about this child.
530
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,300
The holy child.
531
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:34,067
This birth was the single most
532
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:37,400
Significant event in human
533
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,167
History.
534
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:41,700
Jazmine, I know everybody --
535
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:42,700
Move, floyd.
536
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,433
Everybody capitalizes on
537
00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:46,433
Christmas, and you buy gifts,
538
00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:49,567
And you buy toys, and then the
539
00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:51,400
Birth is forgotten about.
540
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,733
It's looked over.
541
00:14:52,733 --> 00:14:54,967
And we pay no attention to what
542
00:14:54,967 --> 00:14:57,233
God really did when he sent this
543
00:14:57,233 --> 00:15:02,467
Baby, the savior of the world.
544
00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:04,433
People are trying to take the
545
00:15:04,433 --> 00:15:06,567
Christ out of christmas, but you
546
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:08,767
Can't even say the word without
547
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:15,233
Saying "Christ."
548
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:18,267
Jazmine, this is not just a
549
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:20,600
Story.
550
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:25,167
This is not just a gift.
551
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:26,900
This...
552
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,800
This was a miracle for all of
553
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:35,700
Us.
554
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,700
So much for a silent night.
555
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,400
Hi, brown.
556
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,400
What'd I do?
557
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,067
Dressed like that, you have
558
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,433
To ask?
559
00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:47,400
I told you you look a mess!
560
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,400
Curtis, don't hate me 'cause
561
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,367
I'm festive.
562
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,300
"Festive" is not the word I
563
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,300
Was looking for.
564
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,067
You look like a ghetto ornament,
565
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,900
Brown.
566
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,533
Who got the "Negativity"
567
00:15:58,533 --> 00:15:59,767
Scene for christmas?
568
00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:02,267
That's "Nativity," mr. Brown.
569
00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:04,233
Oh. What y'all doing?
570
00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:06,633
Brown, we were just telling
571
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,867
The story of the birth of jesus.
572
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:09,767
Both: ohh!
573
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:11,067
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
574
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:12,067
It was a holy night.
575
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,267
Yes, it was holy.
576
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:14,767
It was a silent night.
577
00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:16,067
It was -- nah, it wasn't
578
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,400
Silent, because it was raining.
579
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,300
It was storming.
580
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,900
Picture it -- sicily.
581
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:20,867
Unh-unh.
582
00:16:20,867 --> 00:16:22,967
They was going down and had
583
00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:24,500
Borrowed a donkey from a man
584
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,200
That had donkeys because he was
585
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,800
Renting donkeys, and they went
586
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:28,567
Down to this inn.
587
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:29,700
And then they say, "Well, we
588
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,867
Ain't got no more room, man,
589
00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:31,967
Because all them germans--"
590
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:33,133
Because they were having the
591
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,400
German shepherds, and the german
592
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,600
Shepherds were hopping through
593
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,367
There like this.
594
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:37,600
And they went down there, and
595
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,767
They say, "Y'all got to go
596
00:16:38,767 --> 00:16:39,900
Down to the other motel."
597
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:40,900
So they went down to the
598
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,533
Holy-day inn.
599
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,267
Mary had the baby --
600
00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:45,133
Enough. Enough. That's it.
601
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:45,733
That's it, brown.
602
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:46,433
Well, thank you.
603
00:16:46,433 --> 00:16:47,333
I thought we would bring some
604
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,267
Christmas cookies I made by.
605
00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:51,067
I needed christmas cookies.
606
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,867
Cora, that's your idea of a
607
00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:53,367
Present?
608
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:54,667
Well, curtis, I ain't seen
609
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:55,900
No gifts from you under our
610
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:58,800
Tree, neither.
611
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,667
I'll whup your butt.
612
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,300
You know what?
613
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,900
After what I've heard tonight,
614
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,167
This is the best christmas
615
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:09,733
Present of all.
616
00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:11,733
And it's so beautiful.
617
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:12,467
I bought that.
618
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:14,567
From a garage sale.
619
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:21,867
* silent night
620
00:17:21,867 --> 00:17:27,567
* holy night
621
00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:34,100
* all is calm and all is
622
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:36,467
Bright *
623
00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:43,933
* 'round yon virgin mother
624
00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:47,867
And child *
625
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:56,300
* holy infant so tender and
626
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:59,433
Mild *
627
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:11,267
* sleep in heavenly peace
628
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:23,100
* sleep in heavenly peace
629
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,733
Baby, why is brown opening
630
00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:25,367
Up our gifts?
631
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:26,633
No, he is not opening up the
632
00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:27,067
Gifts!
633
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:27,867
He's opening up our
634
00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:28,533
Christmas gifts.
635
00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:29,367
What are you doing?
636
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:30,633
Put the present down!
637
00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:33,433
Baby, baby, baby, get him!
638
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:34,500
He gonna knock the tree over!
639
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,467
* and a partridge in a pear
640
00:18:35,467 --> 00:18:36,700
Tree *
641
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,967
* on the fourth day of christmas
642
00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:40,600
My true love gave to me *
643
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,067
* four calling birds
644
00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:43,267
* three french hens
645
00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:44,467
* two turtle doves
646
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,833
* and a partridge in a pear
647
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:48,167
Tree *
648
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:50,067
* on the fifth day of christmas
649
00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:52,167
My true love gave to me *
650
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:59,233
* fried onion rings
651
00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:00,700
[ laughter ]
652
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:03,133
All: from our family to
653
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,833
Yours, merry christmas, and a
654
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:07,400
Happy new year.
655
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,133
[ laughs ]
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