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Ma! Just go!
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Mommy, please go.
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I'll meet you at the condo.
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Whoo, you need your butt
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Whupped!
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[all talking at once]
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Hello?
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But we do need to know where
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You have been.
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Can I talk to my wife alone?
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Can you talk to your wife at
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Home?
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Your home.
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Pop, please.
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Did he put his hands on me?
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Did he put his hands on me?
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I think he did.
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Mom.
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What?
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Okay, calvin.
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I'm just a concerned mother.
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I understand that this is
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Between you and your wife, but
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We do need to know where you
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Have been.
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Come on, y'all, let's go in
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The kitchen.
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Fine. Curtis.
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What?
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Let's move, baby.
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Miranda, where have you been?
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That's what we just asked.
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We just want to know where
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You've been.
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That's all we want to know
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About.
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[all talking at once]
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Privacy!
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Your kitchen!
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Privacy! Your home!
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Honey.
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Miranda, we've been worried
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Sick.
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Where have you been?
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I just can't, okay?
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Just let's not do this now.
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No, no, no.
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Then when? Then when?
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Calvin, I can't!
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Miranda, come back.
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[all talking at once]
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Take him back!
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Please take him back!
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Please take him back!
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Come on, curtis, please.
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Get back in here and close that
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Door.
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That's their business.
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Please, baby.
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Now look out the window.
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Move that out the way.
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Look out the window so they
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Won't see you.
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So, where do you think she
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Went all this time?
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I don't know, but I'm glad
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She's back.
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Maybe she just needed some
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Time to find herself.
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Ha! That's funny.
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I remember when you went to go
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Try to find yourself.
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Oh, oh, oh, baby, baby, he's
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Trying to get in the car.
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He's trying to get in the
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Car?
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She's pushing him out the
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Car.
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Okay. Okay.
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Push back.
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What happened?
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Curtis, stop.
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Push back, boy!
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Push back!
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She's pushing him out.
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She's pushing him out.
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She shut the--she's driving off.
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Curtis.
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Grab the bumper!
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Grab the bumper and hold on!
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What now? What now?
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Don't be such a punk.
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He's coming back.
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No!
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Pop, open--
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Ooh!
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It's over.
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I give up. I'm done.
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Son...
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Why you didn't grab the bumper?
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I told you, grab the bumper and
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Hold on!
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So what you get a little scraped
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Up, boy?
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Your knees are already scraped
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Up from begging.
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Your body will match.
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Nothing wrong with being scraped
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Up, son.
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You got to follow through.
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That's your problem.
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You don't follow through!
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Curtis.
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Stupid firehouse.
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I don't even know why I go
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There.
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They don't even want me there.
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Why do I go there?
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Oh. Anybody here?
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Nobody in the living room.
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Nobody in the kitchen.
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Anybody kit--anybody in the
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Kitchen?
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Nobody in the kitchen.
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Nobody in my chair.
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Little peace and quiet.
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Ooh. Ahh.
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Leave me alone!
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Aah, hell.
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Calvin, please.
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C.J., you saw him.
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Hold up.
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I cannot hear myself think!
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I wish I could hear you think
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About moving!
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C.J., you have got to talk to
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Calvin about miranda.
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Yes, you and calvin have been
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Like brothers.
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He will listen to you.
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Anybody want to talk to me?
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Calvin does not need to talk
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To me.
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He needs to talk to miranda.
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Hey. Hey.
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Did anybody tell miranda about
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My forced retirement?
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Are you gonna talk to him?
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It's always about miranda
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And calvin!
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What about me?
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They took my job, now you took
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My chair!
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I need time my chair.
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I need my peace and quiet.
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Ugh!
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I'm not invisible, okay?
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I'm a person. I'm sensitive.
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Be a little considerate.
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I'll be back.
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Okay, c.J.
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If you won't talk to calvin, I'm
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Gonna tell curtis about you
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Taking his job.
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No, no, no, no.
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I'll talk to calvin. Man.
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Nice.
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Hey, cuz. You all right, man?
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Hey, listen, how about we just
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Have a little talk, man to man?
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No. No, no, no, no.
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Calvin, listen to me.
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You cannot sit around here
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Moping all day.
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What are you watching? What--
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What is that, "Oprah"?
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Are you kidding me?
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Calvin, listen to me.
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He who findeth a wife...
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Lives with her.
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Listen to me. That is your wife.
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That is the mother of your
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Child, calvin.
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Listen to me.
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You've got to be reunited with
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Her.
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Listen to me.
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You need to be reunited with
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Her.
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Calvin, listen, you fought a
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Good fight.
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You can't give up now.
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You've got to get back in there
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And get her back.
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That's right, you need to get
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Back into that house, and you
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Need to get back with your wife.
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That's exactly what I was
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Gonna say.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You're right, c.J.
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It's good to hear a man's point
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Of view.
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What the hell?
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I'm gonna go back there, I'm
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Gonna do whatever it takes to
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Get my wife back.
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Huh?
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Well, we had a man-to-man
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Talk.
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My work is done.
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Wha--
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Ladies and gentlemen, bushes
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And shrubs, this is your captain
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Speaking.
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Payne air regrets to inform you
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That the house is overbooked.
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I'm so proud of you.
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Ha ha ha!
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What are you doing?
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What--what are you doing?
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What you doing? Step back.
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What you doing?
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Now, I got a lot on my mind,
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Ella.
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I need some peace and quiet.
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And since all the freeloaders
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Here won't leave, I have staked
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Out my territory.
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This is my castle.
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Have you lost your mind?
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Get back in the moat, sir
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Lady-stay-a-lot.
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Baby, I'm standing in the foyer.
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That's my tv room.
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This is my study.
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Oops, I'm in the pool.
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And this is the master bedroom
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Suite.
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Where'd you put the padded
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Cell?
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Next to your padded bra.
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Oh, maybe that's my delivery.
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Ooh!
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What delivery?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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My wigs are here. Great!
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You can bring in the rest.
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What wigs? Wigs for what?
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Claretha is starting a
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Business on the internet.
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Baby, you just walked through
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The pool.
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What internet business?
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Claretha's wigs of dignity.
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Wigs of what?
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Dignity!
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What the hell do you know
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About dignity?
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You living in my garage after
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Being dropkicked by a fake
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Prince--african prince from
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Mississippi.
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Curtis, that's not nice.
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That's mean.
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But it's true, though.
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Dignity.
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Curtis, this website is gonna
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Sell wigs to people who just
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Want to feel good about
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Themselves.
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It'll let them feel a sense
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Of hope.
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I believe that's what jesus
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Would do.
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Oh, please, that's so stupid.
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Jesus. I know jesus personably,
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And the one thing he don't need
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Is a wig.
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Baby, how do you know so much
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About jesus?
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How?
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"Ebony" and "Jet."
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Curtis, why don't you help
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Him bring the rest of the boxes
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In?
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Do I look like your office
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Boy?
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No, you look like a doughboy.
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But help him anyway.
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Look, y'all ain't bringing no
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Boxes in this house.
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Get over it.
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Ain't gonna bring them in this
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House, and you're not bringing
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Them in this castle, period.
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Curtis, this is a good
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Business, and the sooner
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Claretha makes money, the sooner
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She can get out of here.
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Please, nobody's falling for
303
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That crap, ella.
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Look, I just want to enjoy a
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Little peace and quiet in the
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Sunset years of my life.
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I hear you, curtis, and I
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Truly, truly understand.
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I promise you from the bottom
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Of my heart, and may the angels
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Bear witness, you will never
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Know the boxes are even there.
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You okay in there, your
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Majesty?
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Get away from my castle.
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And take your dragon with you.
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Rahhhr.
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[knock on door]
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Miranda, let me in.
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Calvin, go away.
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If you had your key, why did you
322
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Knock?
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Please talk to me.
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Calvin, I have nothing to
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Say.
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Nothing?
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Not even where you were all this
328
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Time or why you made me think
329
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You were missing or worse?
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Miranda, where were you?
331
00:09:25,433 --> 00:09:26,933
Look, miranda, if we're gonna
332
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Make this work, you have to talk
333
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To me.
334
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Listen. I need some time.
335
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Okay. I'll--I'll give you
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Time, you--you and the baby.
337
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But if you want me to wait until
338
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The baby's born, fine.
339
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If you want to send him to
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School, if you want to watch him
341
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Go to college, it's okay.
342
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But I'll be right outside that
343
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Door every day, and I'll ask
344
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You, "Baby, are you ready yet?
345
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No? Okay.
346
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Then I'll be out there tomorrow,
347
00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,067
And I'll ask you again until
348
00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:54,633
You're ready."
349
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Miranda, I'm not willing to
350
00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:58,200
Lose you...
351
00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,467
Or the baby growing in your
352
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Stomach.
353
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,667
I love you, and I'll do anything
354
00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:05,367
To get you both back.
355
00:10:05,367 --> 00:10:07,400
Calvin, there is no both.
356
00:10:10,833 --> 00:10:11,867
What do you mean?
357
00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:14,967
What do you mean?
358
00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:17,167
Calvin, there is no both.
359
00:10:24,733 --> 00:10:26,400
Wait, what do you mean,
360
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:30,400
There's no baby?
361
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,867
Please don't make me.
362
00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:35,833
Please.
363
00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:39,200
Miranda, what happened?
364
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,933
Don't make me talk about it,
365
00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:43,500
Please.
366
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,967
Baby, I'm sorry.
367
00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:47,133
Look, I--I should have been
368
00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:47,867
There for you.
369
00:10:47,867 --> 00:10:48,467
I'm sorry.
370
00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:49,600
I don't want you to be
371
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,700
There.
372
00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:55,367
Calvin, I caught you kissing
373
00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:57,067
Another woman.
374
00:10:57,067 --> 00:10:59,600
Okay? And then I learned that
375
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You are already a father.
376
00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:04,433
Well, why didn't you tell me?
377
00:11:04,433 --> 00:11:05,533
What--what else is there
378
00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:06,267
Gonna be, calvin?
379
00:11:06,267 --> 00:11:07,333
Is there gonna be something
380
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,067
Every day?
381
00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:10,800
Okay, look, but I'm here for
382
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,567
You now, and you're my wife and
383
00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:13,233
I'm your husband.
384
00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:13,833
We're a family.
385
00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:16,633
Oh, we're a family now.
386
00:11:16,633 --> 00:11:18,600
Hah!
387
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:26,267
Calvin, you need to leave.
388
00:11:26,267 --> 00:11:27,600
Miranda, I love you.
389
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,633
Oh.
390
00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:31,300
You love me now.
391
00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,400
You love me?
392
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,800
Baby, you got to ask?
393
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,267
Yes, I do have to ask,
394
00:11:36,267 --> 00:11:39,067
Calvin.
395
00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:40,067
And you know what?
396
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,467
Since you want to talk about
397
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:44,300
Love, if you love me the way you
398
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:47,067
Say that you love me, you need
399
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:48,933
To walk out of this door and
400
00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:51,100
Leave me alone right now.
401
00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:11,900
Baby, stop.
402
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:17,067
Please go.
403
00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:19,600
[sobbing]
404
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,233
I want this back.
405
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,367
This is mine. I want this back.
406
00:12:37,367 --> 00:12:38,167
That's a good one.
407
00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:38,700
That's good.
408
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:39,433
That's--right there.
409
00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:40,700
All right.
410
00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:42,867
I did--where's my castle?
411
00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:46,467
Here's your castle.
412
00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:48,067
Baby, come on, I just took
413
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,767
All those boxes out there to the
414
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:51,433
Trash, and I came back to carry
415
00:12:51,433 --> 00:12:53,067
You to the trash.
416
00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:54,733
Curtis, now, this is for
417
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,300
Claretha's business, baby.
418
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,867
Oh, what business now, baby?
419
00:12:58,867 --> 00:13:01,633
What you doing, passport photos?
420
00:13:01,633 --> 00:13:03,233
Fake I.D.S?
421
00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:04,967
Can we take a picture of you
422
00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:06,800
With your butt leaving out the
423
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:07,800
Door?
424
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,100
I have to take photos of the
425
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,067
Wigs for my internet site.
426
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:13,733
Everybody's gonna model.
427
00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:15,867
You know, you can model, too.
428
00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:17,800
Don't you touch me.
429
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,533
I wish you would try to put a
430
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:20,333
Wig on me.
431
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,067
You'd be wearing a wig in your
432
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:22,567
Afterlife.
433
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:23,767
And I hope you go to heaven,
434
00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:24,767
Because they don't look
435
00:13:24,767 --> 00:13:27,067
Fireproof.
436
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:30,267
I want my house back.
437
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,267
Let's take some pictures.
438
00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:33,267
Janine, are you all set?
439
00:13:33,267 --> 00:13:33,833
I'm ready.
440
00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:34,967
Come on, come on, come on,
441
00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:35,367
Come on.
442
00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:36,433
All right, janine, we're
443
00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:41,200
Ready for you!
444
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,533
Ooh.
445
00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:45,900
Ha ha! Stick it to the man.
446
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,067
What the hell?
447
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:49,067
This is what I call my
448
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:51,367
Angela davis model--comfortable
449
00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:53,067
Enough for the supermarket or
450
00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:54,067
The revolution.
451
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,567
Hmm.
452
00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:58,167
I sure hope the revolution is
453
00:13:58,167 --> 00:13:59,767
Not televised.
454
00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:02,533
Okay, I'm mean. Look at me.
455
00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:05,433
Argh.
456
00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:06,500
Power to the people.
457
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,667
Power to the people.
458
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:09,667
Pbht!
459
00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:10,267
You know what?
460
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:11,167
That's what ella looked like
461
00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:12,467
When we first met.
462
00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:14,133
Same hair she had.
463
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:16,867
Well, wait till you see her
464
00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:17,567
Now.
465
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:19,500
Next!
466
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,300
Ta-da!
467
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,267
Shake it. Shake it.
468
00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:25,133
Oh! Yeah.
469
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:27,633
Ah, the classic.
470
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:31,100
And at 19.99, it's a must-have.
471
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:34,700
It looks like a muskrat.
472
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,900
Curtis, please go on in
473
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:36,333
There.
474
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,633
There's one in there for you.
475
00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:38,933
In the kitchen. Please?
476
00:14:38,933 --> 00:14:39,467
No.
477
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:40,600
We need you to take a picture
478
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,200
For the internet.
479
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,300
I'm not taking no picture for
480
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:42,733
No internet.
481
00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:43,700
You get a picture on the
482
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,967
Internet, next thing you know,
483
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,167
It's your head with denzel's
484
00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,067
Body.
485
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:48,800
Ooh, then you have to take
486
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,700
That picture.
487
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,300
It'll help me move out
488
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:54,067
Sooner.
489
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,967
Where's that wig at?
490
00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:58,767
Hey, this is hot.
491
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,300
This is--no, better than--this
492
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:00,867
Is hotter.
493
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,233
This wig is hot.
494
00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:06,333
Heh heh heh!
495
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:12,733
Bring out the stars.
496
00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:14,067
Aww.
497
00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:16,733
Ohh.
498
00:15:16,733 --> 00:15:18,700
That is the funniest thing I
499
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,800
Have ever seen.
500
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,767
Ho ho.
501
00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:25,433
I'm gonna take your picture now.
502
00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:26,667
Turn him around.
503
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,867
Snap it.
504
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:34,400
"Super freak."
505
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,600
I stand corrected.
506
00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:46,567
Oh, great. They took my job.
507
00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:49,267
All of you took the pie.
508
00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:50,767
I'm just invisible around here.
509
00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:53,767
Move.
510
00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:54,833
You know, curtis, we
511
00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:56,200
Appreciate you letting us come
512
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,633
Back here and stay, you and aunt
513
00:15:57,633 --> 00:15:58,067
Ella.
514
00:15:58,067 --> 00:15:59,400
Baby, that's what family
515
00:15:59,400 --> 00:15:59,833
Does.
516
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:00,800
Heh!
517
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,367
No, that's not what family
518
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:03,100
Does, ella.
519
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,300
That's what we do.
520
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,300
Do you know that, in new guinea,
521
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,133
If a family moves out from the
522
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,733
Tribe, you can't come back?
523
00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,333
I don't care what happens.
524
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,100
If you lose your job as a wild
525
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,700
Pig hunter or you--you--it
526
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,567
Happens you're in a drought or
527
00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:19,300
Your wife burned down your hut,
528
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,700
You can't come back.
529
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,300
You'll be cannibalized.
530
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,200
Curtis.
531
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,167
Baby, it's the truth.
532
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,433
Well, you know, I'm actually
533
00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:26,633
About to start a new job soon.
534
00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:27,867
When? Where?
535
00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:29,467
I don't think it has been
536
00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:30,200
Determined.
537
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,967
Yeah, that's what I thought.
538
00:16:32,967 --> 00:16:34,400
Duh!
539
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,133
Why doesn't anyone in this house
540
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,833
Want to talk about the elephant
541
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:38,667
In the room?
542
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:40,500
Oh, we can talk about curtis.
543
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,900
I heard that!
544
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,600
And you be quiet.
545
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,167
C.J., go get the babies.
546
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,533
Jumbo broke his chain.
547
00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:50,133
Somebody throw him some
548
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:50,900
Peanuts.
549
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:54,800
Rarr!
550
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,333
That's it! That's it!
551
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,233
Cheetah woman, giraffe girl,
552
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:00,167
That's it!
553
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:01,300
I'm through with it!
554
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:02,467
I'm gonna put it down.
555
00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:03,967
I'm gonna tell you what's going
556
00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:05,100
On, and you gonna hear it, and
557
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,200
That's the way it's gonna be,
558
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,067
All right?
559
00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:10,667
Number one, c.J., you and your
560
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:12,867
Posse, you got one month!
561
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:14,067
You heard?
562
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,833
One month, and you got to be out
563
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:16,800
Of here, homey.
564
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:17,767
I'm fine with that.
565
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:18,933
I didn't ask you to talk!
566
00:17:18,933 --> 00:17:20,300
It don't matter whether you like
567
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,467
It or not!
568
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:23,900
Ella, I'm moving back in the
569
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:24,300
Room!
570
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,467
The castle's done with.
571
00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:26,433
I'm coming back.
572
00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:28,067
I'm doing like the bible says.
573
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,900
I'm gonna cleave to my wife, and
574
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,433
We shall be one flesh, you
575
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:32,100
Heard?
576
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:34,433
Curtis payne, you can quote
577
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:35,300
The bible?
578
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,833
Only the good parts.
579
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:40,167
Hello.
580
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,333
And you, wicked witch of the
581
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,700
West, you got 7 days, you heard
582
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:45,167
Me?
583
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,300
7 days.
584
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,733
But they got a whole month.
585
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:48,600
They're blood.
586
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,067
And we know how that worked
587
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:51,367
Out.
588
00:17:51,367 --> 00:17:53,167
You can have calvin's room
589
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,067
For a week.
590
00:17:54,067 --> 00:17:57,567
Then you got to roll.
591
00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:59,300
What if calvin has to come
592
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,367
Back and stay?
593
00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:01,833
Calvin's gonna handle his
594
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:02,433
Business.
595
00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:04,067
He got the payne mojo in him.
596
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,167
He's working it.
597
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,800
I bet you him and miranda's
598
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,533
Cleaving together even as we
599
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:12,100
Speak, you heard?
600
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:14,500
I need to move back into my
601
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,200
Room.
602
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:19,333
What happened to your mojo?
603
00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:24,133
Well, curtis, calvin still
604
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,067
Does not want to talk about
605
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:26,767
Miranda.
606
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,967
He just laid down and fell right
607
00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:29,700
Asleep.
608
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,567
Hmm. Calvin asleep.
609
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:34,867
The kids asleep.
610
00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:35,500
Yes.
611
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,500
C.J. And janine are out for
612
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,433
The night, and claretha's out
613
00:18:39,433 --> 00:18:41,833
Running errands.
614
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:43,267
What do you say we go to the
615
00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:44,667
Back room and have a little
616
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:45,433
Us time?
617
00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:46,967
Curtis, please, not tonight.
618
00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:51,067
Voilà!
619
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:55,167
Ohh. I remember. I remember.
620
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,300
It's disco time.
621
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,067
Oh, girl.
622
00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:58,300
Disco time.
623
00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,200
Oh, girl.
624
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,467
* it's disco time
625
00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:01,567
Oh, child.
626
00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:03,300
Ha ha ha!
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