Original subtitles

WHOO!

♪ HERE'S C.J.'s STUFF

AND PUT IT IN THE BOX

THEN WE GO TO THE BIG

MOVING TRUCK

'CAUSE HE'S GONNA MOVE

TO THE WILD BLUE YONDER ♪

AND CUT.

WHEW! GONE AT LAST, GONE AT

LAST!

THANK GOD ALMIGHTY.

HIS ASS IS ALMOST GONE AT LAST.

HA HA HA HA!

OH, HA HA.

GIVE ME SOME!

OH!

OH, I AM GONNA MISS YOU SO

MUCH!

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH I'M

GONNA MISS YOU, THOUGH.

RIGHT, RIGHT.

BECAUSE WE'RE FINALLY GETTING

OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.

AAH!

JUST NOT YET.

SO HAS YOUR DEAR HUSBAND

CALLED?

HAS HE FOUND A HOME FOR YOU IN

CHICAGO?

YES, HE JUST CALLED, AND YOU

KNOW YOU ARE GONNA MISS US.

I AM, I AM, JANINE.

I KNOW.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU WHILE I

ENJOY MY BIG, EMPTY HOUSE AND

HEAR ALL THOSE ECHOES 'CAUSE

YOU AND C.J. AND THE KIDS ARE

GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE...

[ IMITATING ECHO ]

GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE...

MALIK, WHY AREN'T YOU

DRESSED?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME

LOAD UP THE TRUCK.

CAN'T DO IT, MOM.

CAN'T MOVE TO CHICAGO.

HO HO! NOW, DEAR SWEET BOY,

HE CAN'T -- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,

MALIK?

I UNDERSTAND, AND YOU DON'T HAVE

TO MOVE, BUT YOU'RE GONNA GET

THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

LOOK, UNCLE CURTIS, I AM

SERIOUS. I'M NOT DOING IT.

I'M NOT MOVING.

BUT WHERE YOU GONNA LIVE?

WELL, I THOUGHT I COULD STAY

HERE.

NO.

YOU'RE GONNA GO GET IN THAT

MOVING TRUCK AND YOU'RE GONNA

WAVE TO THE PEOPLE.

TO US.

YOU'RE GONNA WAVE TO US BYE

LIKE THIS, AND IT'S GONNA FEEL

SO GOOD.

MOM, COME ON.

HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?

LOOK, SON, IF YOU AND ALEX

ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER, IT'S

GOING TO HAPPEN REGARDLESS OF

WHERE YOU LIVE.

YEAH.

THIS ISN'T ABOUT ALEX.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO MOVE.

UH...

COME HERE.

YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND YOU.

YOU KNOW, YOUR UNCLE

UNDERSTANDS, HUH?

SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO DO WHAT YOU

DON'T WANT TO DO.

SO IS LIFE, YOU KNOW?

BUT THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW

FOR SURE -- YOU'RE GONNA GET

YOUR BUTT UP, YOU'RE GONNA GO,

AND YOU'RE GONNA PACK YOUR

STUFF.

AND YOU'RE GONNA MOVE

♪ TO THE WILD BLUE YONDER

AND CUT.

HA HA HA HA!

IS MALIK STILL LOBBYING

TO STAY?

YEAH.

WELL, WHAT DID THE SCHOOL SAY

ABOUT GETTING HIS TRANSCRIPTS

BACK?

WHO GIVES A DOGGONE WHAT

THEY SAID?

NOBODY CARES AT THAT BOY'S

SCHOOL.

I DON'T CARE IF HE GOT TO START

KINDERGARTEN AGAIN.

I'M REALLY GOING TO MISS YOU.

I'M REALLY GOING TO MISS YOU. YEAH, HA HA HA!

YEAH, HA HA HA!

HI.

HEY, POPS.

HEY.

WHERE'S MA?

OH, SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN.

OKAY. COME ON--

I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE IF I

WAS YOU.

COME ON. WE GOT TO TELL YOU--

CALVIN.

OH, MISS ELLA!

HI, BABY.

WE'RE HAVING A BABY.

MIRANDA!

WE ARE HAVING A BABY, CALVIN!

YES! YES!

OH, BABY.

YES, YES, YES.

WHOO!

MIRANDA, HAVE YOU MET TRA--

YOU'RE BLOCKING HER, SON,

YOU'RE BLOCKING HER.

THIS IS TRACY.

THIS IS THE FIRST BABY MAMA.

THAT'S MIRANDA.

THAT'S HIS WIFE.

OKAY, WAIT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I CAME BY TO TALK TO MISS

ELLA ABOUT HER GRANDSON.

HOO HOO HOO!

I GOT TO GET A BEER.

WAIT A MINUTE.

CURTIS.

THE CALVIN CHANNEL IS ON.

BE QUIET, ELLA.

HA HA HA!

DON'T SAY NOTHING.

DON'T SAY NOTHING.

WAIT.

CURTIS.

OKAY, TRACY, THIS IS NOT A

GOOD TIME.

WELL, I WASN'T HERE TO SEE

YOU.

I CAME TO TALK TO YOUR MOM.

BUT WE DO NEED TO TALK, SO TELL

ME, WHEN'S A GOOD TIME?

I'LL CALL YOU.

FINE. OKAY.

I'LL LET YOU TWO GET BACK TO

YOUR LITTLE SPECIAL MOMENT.

HOW CUTE.

UH, MISS ELLA, I'LL BRING JUNIOR

BY TO SEE YOU.

PLEASE DO.

SHE DIDN'T NAME HIM JUNIOR!

SHE NAMED THE BABY JUNIOR!

CURTIS.

THAT TRACY IS CRAZY.

I HOPE MIRANDA BETTER HAVE A

GIRL, 'CAUSE SHE CAN'T NAME HIM

CALVIN.

THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT.

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS.

MIRANDA --

HI.

OH, HELL, NO.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I GOT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

I GOT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL!

CURTIS.

I GOT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

MY SHOW IS ON. MY SHOW IS ON.

I GOT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

MY MOM JUST WANTED ME TO

RETURN THIS DISH.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

OKAY.

NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE'RE ALL HERE.

THIS IS A PERFECT TIME.

WE NEED TO TALK.

EXCUSE ME.

YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW.

MERCEDES --

YOU TAKE ONE STEP CLOSER,

I PROMISE YOU, CALVIN, I WILL

BREAK YOUR NECK.

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.

MERCEDES, NOT--NOT NOW.

FINE.

[DOOR OPENING, CLOSING]

WHEW! ALL RIGHTY. COME ON,

CURTIS, BABY. WE NEED TO MOVE

OUT OF HERE SO THEY CAN TALK.

COME ON, BABY.

YOU THINK THEY'LL EVER BE

TOGETHER?

CURTIS!

CURTIS! OH. THIS IS MY STORY.

OH. THIS IS MY STORY.

WE'RE HAVING A BABY.

COULD Y'ALL SPEAK UP A LITTLE

BIT?

I CAN'T HEAR.

POPS.

BABY, YOU KNOW MISCARRIAGES

RUN IN MY FAMILY. THE DOCTOR

SAID I CAN'T BE UNDER STRESS.

I KNOW, BABY. LOOK, I--I

PROMISE YOU, I'M GONNA FIX THIS.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO STRESS.

[KISS]

[KISS] I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT.

I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT.

HEY, BABE.

HMM.

GUESS I REALLY MESSED UP

THIS TIME, HUH?

YES, YOU HAVE.

WELL, AT LEAST I STILL GOT

ONE WOMAN IN MY LIFE THAT'S NOT

MAD AT ME.

WHO IS THAT?

YOU.

WELL, YOU WRONG ABOUT THAT,

BABY.

WAIT. BUT YOU HAVEN'T SAID

NOTHING. YOU HAVEN'T JUDGED ME.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MAD.

WELL, CALVIN, JUST BECAUSE I

HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING DOESN'T

MEAN I DON'T HAVE SOMETHING TO

SAY. AND THIS WOULD BE THE TIME

THAT I'D HAVE YOU GO OUT THERE

AND PULL ME A SWITCH DOWN AND I

WOULD TEAR...

CALVIN, I HAVE TAUGHT YOU

BETTER THAN THIS. NOW YOU KNOW

YOU PROMISED MIRANDA FOREVER.

SHE IS YOUR WIFE. NOW, WHATEVER

RESPONSIBILITIES YOU HAVE FOR

TRACY, THAT'S ONE THING. AND

THIS FOOLISHNESS WITH MERCEDES?

I--I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU

DON'T GET IT. HE WHO FINDETH A

WIFE FINDETH A GOOD THING, AND

I'LL TELL YOU A FAVOR FROM THE

LORD. YOU, YOU'RE STRESSING OUT

YOUR FAVOR, BABY. YOU CAN'T

EXPECT GOD TO CONTINUE TO BLESS

YOU, AND YOU MAKE A MESS OF

THINGS, THEN YOU'RE JUST HAPPY

ABOUT IT. DID YOU THINK YOU

WEREN'T GONNA BE DISCOVERED?

DID YOU THINK IT WAS NOT GONNA

COME TO THE LIGHT? IT DON'T WORK

LIKE THAT, BABY, AND YOU EXPECT

GOD TO CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU?

THAT'S NOT YOUR EXAMPLE. HMM?

SO, MOM, HOW DO I FIX IT?

CALVIN, YOUR WIFE IS FIRST.

YOU KNOW BETTER. LIVING TAKES

A LIFETIME, AND LOVING...

LOVING'S GONNA TAKE YOU A WHILE.

BUT THERE'S ONE THING YOU CAN

BE SURE OF.

YOU'LL ALWAYS MAKE YOUR MAMA

SMILE. HMM?

TRY THAT. TRY YOUR WIFE.

YOUR WIFE COMES FIRST.

NOW GO OUT THERE AND GET ME

NOW GO OUT THERE AND GET ME A SWITCH.

A SWITCH.

[HUMMING A TUNE]

♪ I GOT ME A LITTLE BITTY BOX

GONNA PUT IT

IN THE GREAT BIG TRUCK

PUT IT IN THE TRUCK

AND THE TRUCK'S GONNA MOVE

TO THE...

WILD BLUE YONDER ♪

I'VE BEEN SINGING THIS SONG

ALL DAY. YOU DON'T KNOW IT?

UH...

WHAT'S UP, DIABLO?

IT'S DIEGO.

DIEGO.

HMM. CAN I TALK TO YOUR SON?

GO AHEAD, POPS. LET HIM IN.

COME ON, DI-DIEGO.

COME ON, DI-DIEGO. HMM.

HMM.

WHAT'S UP?

I'M SORRY.

YOU WERE OUT OF LINE.

YEAH, I WAS. THINK I HAD A

LITTLE REASON, THOUGH, YOU KNOW?

YOU'D DO THE SAME.

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. I DID

DESERVE IT.

LOOK, MAN, SERIOUSLY, I SAW

WHAT I SAW AND I OVERREACTED,

AND IT'S MY BAD, OKAY? I DIDN'T

TRUST ANYONE BUT YOU, AND I SAW

THAT. I WAS LIKE, "I GOT NO ONE

LEFT." YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.

I DIDN'T KNOW, ALL RIGHT?

MERCEDES WAS THE ONE THAT TOLD

ME THE TRUTH. SHE TOLD ME

NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU

TWO.

DIEGO, I TRIED TO TELL YOU.

NO, YOU DIDN'T. I HAD NO IDEA

WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH YOU, MAN.

I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE HAVING

ISSUES WITH YOUR WIFE.

LOOK, MAN, I JUST DIDN'T

KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I MEAN, I--I LOVE MIRANDA.

BUT IT SEEMS LIKE ALL WE DO IS

ARGUE, FUSS, AND FIGHT. YOU

KNOW, IF IT'S NOT ONE THING,

IT'S ANOTHER.

TO BE HONEST, DIEGO, I--I...

I'M NOT TOO GOOD AT THIS

MARRIAGE STUFF.

MAN, THERE AIN'T NO BOOK FOR

IT. I MEAN, COME ON, YOU JUST

GOT TO WORK AT IT. THAT'S IT.

YEAH, BUT NOBODY TOLD ME IT

WAS GONNA BE THIS HARD.

AND THEN YOUR SISTER COMES

ALONG, AND--AND EVERYTHING WITH

HER JUST SEEMS SO EASY.

I MEAN, SHE'S AMAZING. SHE--SHE

GETS ME, YOU KNOW?

CALVIN, WHEN YOU'RE HAVING

ISSUES WITH THE WOMAN YOU LOVE,

DAWG, EVERY WOMAN SEEMS AMAZING

AND EASY.

COME ON, MAN, YOU KNOW? IT'S

A GOOD THING YOU GUYS DIDN'T

CROSS THE LINE, AT LEAST.

NO, WE DIDN'T, BUT WE DID

EMOTIONALLY. AND TO BE HONEST,

I THINK THAT'S WHAT HURTS

MIRANDA THE MOST.

AND THEN MY EX-GIRLFRIEND POPS

UP WITH A SON I NEVER EVEN KNEW

I HAD. AND I'M HAVING ANOTHER

BABY WITH MIRANDA. DUDE...

EVERYTHING'S JUST CRAZY. BUT YOU

SAID YOU CAN HELP, SO WHAT DO

YOU GOT TO SAY ABOUT ALL OF

THAT?

DAMN.

THANKS, A LOT.

I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT TO

DO RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT?

I'M LISTENING.

RIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA START BY

TELLING THEM THE TRUTH. BE

HONEST WITH THE WOMAN, MAN.

THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS TO HEAR.

THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.

YOU'RE GONNA START BY YOU BRING

ALL THE GIRLS HERE.

OKAY.

RIGHT? GET THEM ALL HERE

TOGETHER.

OKAY.

THEN...YOU'RE GONNA STAY

OBJECTIVE. YOU'RE GONNA TELL

THEM THE TRUTH. YOU'RE GONNA BE

HONEST.

HONEST.

'CAUSE THEN YOU'RE GONNA

HAVE AN ADVANTAGE.

ADVANTAGE.

RIGHT? RIGHT.

YEAH.

AND THEN...THEN YOU CAN POP

THEM OFF LIKE LITTLE TARGETS.

TARGETS?

LUCY...

MACY...

SOPHIE...

POW!

BRING IT BACK.

POW!

BRING IT BACK.

SORRY, DUDE.

MY BAD.

OKAY.

JUST GIVE IT A TRY, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, WHAT'S THE WORST

THAT COULD HAPPEN, MAN?

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT. WHAT'S THE WORST

THAT COULD HAPPEN?

YEAH, YOU JUST--YOU JUST LOSE

YOUR GIRL, YOU LOSE YOUR CONDO.

YOUR SELF-PRIDE...

YOUR HAPPINESS...

YOUR LIFE.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU'RE

SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME,

RIGHT?

YEAH, YEAH. IT'S GONNA BE

GOOD, MAN. IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.

YOU GOT THIS. YOU GOT THIS,

BABY.

YOU SURE?

YOU SURE? YEAH, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT.

YEAH, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT.

OHHH...

ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON.

WHERE'S MALIK? WHERE'S MALIK AT?

CAN I GO WITH YOU GUYS?

COME ON, MALIK.

YOU KNOW WHAT? WE BETTER

TELL HIM.

YEAH. UM, UNCLE CURTIS?

BABY? HE CANNOT--

WHAT? WHAT? TELL ME WHAT?

IF MALIK LEAVES NOW, HE'LL

HAVE TO REDO HIS WHOLE FRESHMAN

YEAR.

THEN NEXT YEAR HE'LL KNOW ALL

THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS.

HE'LL GET STRAIGHT A's.

WELL, WE WERE KIND OF HOPING

THAT HE COULD STAY HERE AND

FINISH OUT THE REST OF THE

SCHOOL YEAR.

HA HA HA HA! THAT'S SO CRAZY.

WATCH YOUR AUNTIE. YOU KNOW GOOD

AND WELL HE CAN'T STAY HERE.

YOU KNOW I AIN'T GONNA LET

THIS BOY STAY HERE. HEH HEH!

UH, BABY, I ALREADY TOLD HIM

THAT HE COULD STAY.

WELL, WHAT'D YOU TELL THEM

THAT FOR?

CURTIS, BECAUSE HE CAN.

WELL, THEN UNTELL THEM, ELLA!

UNTELL THEM, ELLA! UNTELL THEM!

THIS IS A FIRE SALE.

EVERYTHING MUST GO.

FINE, FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT IS JUST FINE.

WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING?

I'M CALLING C.J.

[SNICKERS]

HEY, BABY.

SHE'S NOT EVEN ON THE PHONE.

NO, I WAS CALLING TO SAY THAT

WE CAN'T TAKE THE JOB IN CHICAGO

BECAUSE UNCLE CURTIS DOESN'T

WANT MALIK TO STAY.

WATCH THIS.

NO, THAT'S FINE. WE CAN JUST

MOVE BACK IN HERE AND STAY HERE

UNTIL HE GRADUATES HIGH SCHOOL--

YEAH, YOU ALL COME AND STAY

AS LONG AS YOU WANT. ALL YOU

ALL. EVERYBODY COME ON.

THAT'S FINE. HE'S TAKING THE

PHONE FROM ME--

HEY, HEY, EVERYBODY. YOU ALL

COME ON BACK. I DON'T WANT YOU

TO LEAVE. HELLO? C--HEY.

MM-HMM.

HEY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN?

HUH? NO, NO. I DIDN'T SAY

NOTHING. YEAH, I, UM--SO DID YOU

FIND A PLACE IN CHICAGO? YOU

FOUND A HOME? ALL RIGHT! ALL

RIGHT! GOOD. YEAH, SHE TOLD ME

THAT, ABOUT HIM STAYING. YEAH.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. HOW ABOUT

THIS? IF YOU NEVER, EVER COME

BACK EVER AGAIN, HE CAN STAY.

DEAL? HA HA HA HA!

THAT'S MY MAN. ALL RIGHT. HEH!

OKAY. YEAH, I'LL GET BACK.

YES. YES!

YES! I GET TO STAY. YES!

I GET TO STAY! YEAH! I GET TO

I GET TO STAY! YEAH! I GET TO STAY! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH!!

STAY! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH!!

HEY, TRACY, COME IN.

HEY, YOU READY TO TALK?

YEAH. SIT DOWN.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S UP?

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

CALVIN, WHAT IS GOING ON?

MY CELLPHONE IS BLOWING UP.

MERCEDES, TRACY.

TRACY, MERCEDES.

COME IN. SIT DOWN.

COME IN. SIT DOWN. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S GOING ON?

JUST--JUST--

HEY--

HEY-- CALVIN, HOW DARE YOU?

CALVIN, HOW DARE YOU?

LOOK, MIRANDA, I JUST

NEED TO--

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

WHAT YOU--WHAT--WHAT COULD YOU

POSSIBLY BE THINKING, BRINGING

THEM HERE?

MIRANDA, JUST SIT DOWN

AND LISTEN.

I DON'T WANT TO--

MIRANDA, SIT DOWN!

LOOK, NOW...

I'M GONNA NEED YOU ALL TO

UNDERSTAND SOMETHING. MIRANDA

IS MY WIFE AND I LOVE HER, AND

SHE'S ABOUT TO HAVE MY CHILD.

NOW, YOU, I DON'T WANT YOU

POPPING UP AT MY MOM'S HOUSE,

AND ANY TIME YOU NEED TO CALL

ME, IT NEEDS TO BE ABOUT MY SON.

'SCUSE--

WAIT, WAIT. I'M NOT DONE.

LET ME SET YOU STRAIGHT. YOU'RE

NOT GONNA COME BACK HERE AND GET

ME BACK, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA

DISRESPECT MY WIFE.

[SCOFFS]

FIRST OF ALL--

LOOK, TRACY, I'M NOT DONE.

MERCEDES, FROM NOW ON, OUR

RELATIONSHIP IS STRICTLY

BUSINESS. NO MORE CARPOOLING,

NO MORE TEXT-MESSAGING, NO MORE

PHONE CALLS. YOU ARE NOT GONNA

BE WITH ME, OKAY?

THAT'S MY WIFE.

I LOVE HER. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA

RESPECT THAT. NOW DO I MAKE

MYSELF CLEAR?

[SCOFFS]

YOU KNOW WHAT, CALVIN?

FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T APPRECIATE

YOU SPEAKING TO ME THIS WAY,

ALL RIGHT? I KNOW I MADE A

MISTAKE. YOU'RE--YOU'RE ACTING

LIKE I'M...LIKE YOU'RE

COMPLETELY NOT AT FAULT HERE.

AND I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ANY OF

THIS TO HAPPEN, MIRANDA. I'M A

GOOD WOMAN. I KNOW YOU'RE A

GREAT MAN, YOU'RE FUNNY, YOU'RE

THOUGHTFUL, BUT I'M A FANTASTIC,

RESPECTFUL WOMAN. AND YOU SOUGHT

ME OUT. YOU CAME TO MY HOUSE.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? AND I HAVE

PUT MY FAMILY IN SHAME.

EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I AM SO

SORRY, MIRANDA. I DIDN'T MEAN

FOR ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN.

[DOOR CLOSES]

ALL RIGHT. NOW IT'S MY TURN.

FIRST OF ALL, SWEETHEART, NO ONE

CAME HERE TO GET YOU BACK, OKAY?

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I TAKE CARE

OF MYSELF AND MY SON.

WELL, YOU KNOW--

UNH-UNH. NOW I'M NOT DONE.

I CAME BACK TO ATLANTA BECAUSE

I HAVE A GOOD JOB AND ALL MY

FRIENDS ARE HERE. THAT'S WHY I'M

HERE, OKAY? NOW, IF YOU DIDN'T

KNOW, I GOT A MAN, A GREAT MAN,

AND WE HAVE A BUSINESS

TOGETHER THAT GROSSED

$2.5 MILLION ALONE LAST YEAR.

SO I DON'T NEED YOU, YOUR MONEY,

NO ONE'S TRYING TO STRESS OUT

YOUR LITTLE WIFE. I DIDN'T EVEN

KNOW ABOUT HER, OKAY? I THOUGHT

YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT

YOUR SON, BUT OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE

STILL A CHILD, SO WHEN YOU GROW

UP, CALL ME. YOU KNOW MY NUMBER.

AND CONGRATULATIONS.

I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR YOU.

[DOOR SLAMS]

[SIGHS]

BABY, I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE

THIS RIGHT.

CALVIN...

JUST STOP, OKAY?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

[LAUGHS]

MIRANDA.

I REALLY, REALLY APPLAUD YOU

FOR TRYING TO MAKE THIS RIGHT.

I DO.

MIRANDA--

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BABY.

BABY, I REALLY--I REALLY DO,

AND I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT.

I JUST...I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.

I JUST CAN'T DO IT.

YES, YOU CAN. YES, YOU CAN.

GET AWAY FROM ME! STOP!

MIRANDA, LISTEN TO ME.

BABY, LISTEN, LISTEN!

MIRANDA--

I LOVE YOU, BUT I CAN'T!

LET ME GO!

MIRANDA, LOOK. MIRANDA,

PLEASE--

YOU CANNOT STRESS ME OUT!

MY STOMACH IS IN KNOTS!

THINK OF THE BABY RIGHT NOW.

BABE, PLEASE.

JUST LET ME GO.

BABE, BABE--

OKAY! LET ME GET MY PURSE.

LOOK, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY. LOOK MIRANDA, I'M

YOUR HUSBAND!

I HAVE GOT TO GO! DO YOU

UNDERSTAND ME? IF YOU CARE

ABOUT OUR CHILD, YOU WILL LEAVE

ME BE!

MIRANDA, PLEASE.

MIRANDA, PLEASE. MIRANDA, PLEASE!

MIRANDA, PLEASE!

MIRANDA, PLEASE! [SIGHS]