Original subtitles

OKAY, CAREFUL, CAREFUL,

CAREFUL -- HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT.

CAREFUL, CAREFUL, CAREFUL.

HOT, HOT, HOT, FOR MY BABY.

THANK YOU.

FOR YOU.

THAT WAS SOME GOOD STUFF!

YES, IT WAS VERY GOOD,

AUNT ELLA.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

LET ME SAY THIS --

I WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY FOR

JOINING ME AND MY BABY FOR OUR

ANNIVERSARY DINNER.

ANNIVERSARY DINNER?

THIS WAS NOT OUR ANNIVERSARY

DINNER.

BABY, IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY.

YOU FORGOT?

AND WE JUST HAD DINNER.

CURTIS!

A DINNER I COOKED?

AND IT WAS WONDERFUL, IF I

MAY SAY.

IT WAS AMAZING.

[ CHUCKLES ]

THE ROAST BEEF WAS A LITTLE DRY.

CURTIS.

WHAT, BABY?

DON'T NOBODY EXPECT YOU TO HIT A

HOME RUN EVERY TIME YOU COOK.

GOOD GRAVY.

TRUE THAT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS

SOMETIMES.

I REALLY CAN'T.

YOU KNOW, I HOPE SOMEONE

DOESN'T TAKE AFTER HIS FATHER.

OR HIS UNCLE.

WAIT. WHAT DID I DO?

OH, DON'T PUT THAT ON ME.

THAT'S ON HIM.

[ SCOFFS ]

BABY, YOU COULD USE A LITTLE

HELP IN THE ROMANCE DEPARTMENT,

TOO.

PCSH! PCSH!

I COULD TEACH A CLASS ON

ROMANCE.

I COULD BE THE DEAN OF MACKING.

[ LAUGHS ]

MAC AND CHEESE, MAYBE.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR?

OHH.

I WAS LAUGHING AT HIM.

OH, WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SHE BUSTED YOU LIKE THAT.

WHAT YOU LAUGHING AT?

YOU THE ONE STARTED ALL OF THIS.

TRUE.

[ IMITATES LAUGHING ]

YES, YOU DID, BABY.

[ LAUGHS ]

EVERY ANNIVERSARY, YOU GUYS,

IT'S THE SAME OLD THING -- BUY

US A GIFT, IF YOU REMEMBER, AT

THE LAST MINUTE.

WELL, THIS TIME I REMEMBERED,

AND LOOK WHAT IT GOT ME.

NO, HE DIDN'T.

YES, HE DID. YES, HE DID,

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU STAND

IT.

HEY, HEY. HEY.

THAT'S MY POPS YOU TALKING

ABOUT.

YEAH. THANK YOU.

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL

WOMEN DOING WITH ALL THIS

COMPLAINING.

Y'ALL BETTER CHECK YOURSELVES.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

SOME MEN IN THE HOUSE.

NO, NO, NO. I'M OFFENDED.

I THINK I SHOULD --

Together: WHAT?

STEP OUTSIDE AND GET SOME

FRESH AIR.

MAN UP, MAN UP 'CAUSE I LIKE

THE WAY YOU KEEPING IT REAL.

YEAH.

I'M GONNA COME JOIN YOU.

GOOD IDEA.

[ LAUGHS ]

I WISH I WOULD LEAVE MY

HOUSE 'CAUSE THERE'S A FEW MAD

WOMEN WRITING DIARIES.

PBHT! PLEASE.

CURTIS PAYNE -- I LEAVE MY HOUSE

WHEN I WANT TO!

AND I WANT TO.

THAT'S WHY I'M LEAVING --

'CAUSE I WANT TO.

OH, GUYS, I'M COMING!

DID YOU SEE HOW QUICK IT GOT

UGLY IN THERE?

YEAH.

WOMEN JUST STRIKE WITHOUT

WARNING, LIKE TORNADOES.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

MEN ARE THE TRAILER PARKS,

SITTING THERE EXPECTING NOTHING,

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN -- BOOM!

YEAH, FOR REAL. THEY ALWAYS

COMING DOWN ON US ABOUT

SOMETHING.

OR NOTHING.

LIKE SHOES.

OH, GOODNESS.

OH, MY GOD.

"CALVIN, I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE

THIS.

MY SHOES DON'T MATCH MY DRESS."

I HATE THAT!

I WANT TO TELL JANINE, "I DON'T

CARE IF YOU GOT TO WEAR THE

BOXES ON YOUR FEET.

LET'S GO!"

EXACTLY!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT GETS ME?

EVERY TIME SHE BUYS A PAIR OF

SHOES, THE FIRST THING SHE

SAYS -- "HALLELUJAH!

THESE GO WITH EVERYTHING."

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MIRANDA

SAYS.

NOW, WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, HOW

DO SHOES THAT MATCH EVERYTHING

SUDDENLY NOT MATCH ANYTHING?

THANK YOU!

TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH.

I LOVE THOSE SHOES!

LOOK AT THOSE SHOES.

THOSE ARE NICE.

THEY'RE HIGH.

I LOVE THESE SHOES.

THEY GO WITH EVERYTHING.

I CAN TELL.

I WISH C.J. WOULD JUST PICK UP

SOME SHOES FOR ME.

YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, I WISH HE

WOULD JUST PICK UP AFTER HIMSELF

AROUND THE HOUSE.

HMM.

I HAVE BEEN PICKING UP AFTER

CURTIS SINCE, WHAT, UH...THE DAY

AFTER OUR HONEYMOON.

YOU KNOW, CALVIN PICKED UP

THAT SAME TRAIT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SORRY.

THAT WOULD BE MY FAULT.

AND IT'S PROBABLY THE LAST THING

HE'S GOING TO PICK UP.

MAN!

INCLUDING UNDERWEAR.

MM-HMM.

YEAH, C.J. JUST THROWS HIS

DRAWERS ON THE FLOOR, AND THEN

HE POINTS TO THE HAMPER, SAYS,

"GO, BOY, GET ON IN THERE.

GET IN THE HAMPER."

NO.

YES.

AND THEY NEVER ACTUALLY MAKE

IT, DO THEY?

NO.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH PICKING

UP BEHIND YOURSELF, HUH?

WOMEN KILL ME WITH THAT.

THEY ALWAYS KILLING US.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I MAKE ONE LITTLE STOP AT THE

ATM MACHINE, AND JANINE, SHE GOT

TO GO BALLISTIC.

BUT WE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN

LATE IF THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN

READY TO GO IN THE FIRST

PLACE, SEE?

OH, PLEASE.

HERE'S ELLA -- "GIVE ME A

MINUTE!

I'M PUTTING ON MY FACE."

WHAT THE HELL?

HOW MANY FACES YOU GOT?

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT, YOU BUILDING THEM FROM

SCRATCH?

RIGHT.

WE DON'T NEED ALL THAT TIME.

WE LOOK GOOD.

YEAH, YEAH.

WE BRINGING SEXY BACK.

UH, EXCUSE ME.

WITH US...IT NEVER LEFT.

TRUE. TRUE.

AND WHY DO THEY THINK THAT

EVERYTHING THEY DO IS JUST SO

SEXY?

[ LAUGHS ]

I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW.

LET ME TELL YOU -- CURTIS STRUTS

AROUND IN HERE WITH HIS BOXERS

ON, LIKE -- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT --

LIKE HE IS DENZEL.

AAH!

I DO NOT WANT THE VISUAL!

[ LAUGHTER ]

OKAY, WAIT.

YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT CALVIN

DOES.

OH, GOD.

CALVIN WILL COME HOME FROM

THE GYM AND SNATCH OFF HIS

SWEATY T-SHIRT.

THEN HE'LL DAB IT ACROSS HIS

FOREHEAD AS HE ARCHES HIS BACK

LIKE --

OOH.

[ LAUGHS ]

NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, IT IS

PRETTY SEXY.

OKAY, COME BACK.

YOU'RE ON THE WRONG TEAM.

I'M SORRY.

SIT DOWN.

YOU'RE TRYING FOR THEM RIGHT

NOW.

YOU OVER THERE WITH THEM.

MY BABY IS KIND OF SEXY.

STOP!

AAH!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THIS IS MY DOMESTIC SURVIVAL

KIT.

YOU DO KNOW WE GOT TO GO BACK

IN THERE SOONER OR LATER, RIGHT?

I VOTE FOR LATER.

WE NEED A PLAN.

WHAT ARE YOU TWO LOOKING AT

ME FOR?

OKAY, OKAY.

I GUESS MAYBE I'M A LITTLE

RESPONSIBLE, SORT OF.

MAN, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR

HALF THE ARGUMENTS WITH MY WIFE.

OH, PLEASE, YOU GOT TO BE

KIDDING.

HOW YOU GONNA BLAME ME FOR THAT?

SHE'S THE ONE BURNED DOWN THE

HOUSE.

OKAY, LOOK -- IF THERE'S ONE

THING CURTIS PAYNE IS AN EXPERT

IN, IT'S WOMEN AND FIRES.

OKAY?

ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT BOTH OF

THEM -- THEY WILL KILL YOU IF

YOU LET THEM GET OUT OF CONTROL.

SO, MEN, FOLLOW ME.

OH, BOY.

WHAT?

WELL, IT'S THE BEST I CAN DO.

EXCUSE ME, LADIES.

HERE THEY COME.

WHO'S FIRST?

DENZEL.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

OKAY, UM...

[ SIGHS HEAVILY ] HO HO!

HEY, GIRL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH, PLEASE.

LOVE OF MY LIFE!

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH, BOY, I LOVE MY LIFE.

I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

IT AMAZES ME -- AFTER ALL THESE

YEARS OF BEING MARRIED, MY BABY

STILL DON'T KNOW WHEN I'M

PLAYING WITH HER.

[ LAUGHS ]

IS THAT THE CRAZIEST THING?

IT'S SOMETHING.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE I THOUGHT

TONIGHT WAS THE ANNIVERSARY

DINNER.

PLEASE, BABY.

CURTIS.

THAT'S TOMORROW NIGHT.

[ LAUGHS ] GOTCHA!

YOU BEEN PUNKED, ELLA.

OH, REALLY?

YEAH, AND I GOT A BIG NIGHT

PLANNED!

BOY, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

YOU DO?

YEAH.

OH, YEAH, YEAH, HE SURE DOES.

HE DOES.

YEAH, HE'S TAKING YOU TO THAT

EXPENSIVE FRENCH RESTAURANT, '

LE POMPIER.

LE POMPIER?

CURTIS!

HUH?

BABY, THAT IS SO EXPENSIVE.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.

I HEARD THAT, TOO.

THAT'S WHY I WAS SO SURPRISED

WHEN HE INVITED ME AND JANINE TO

COME ALONG.

HE DID?

I DID?

YEAH!

OOH, YOU DID?

THANK YOU, UNCLE CURTIS!

THANK YOU!

HEY, BABY, WHAT ABOUT US?

ARE WE GOING?

OH. OH, YEAH, HE INVITED ME,

YOU, AND THE BABY.

OOH, THE BABY.

I DIDN'T INVITE NO BABY.

[ Coughing ] I'M GOING TO KILL

SOMEBODY.

[ COUGHS ]

CURTIS...I JUST DON'T KNOW

WHAT TO SAY.

COME ON.

LET'S GO. LET'S GO. LET'S GO.

WE'RE GONNA MISS OUR

RESERVATIONS.

RESERVATIONS.

THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK ME TO A

PLACE THAT TAKES RESERVATIONS --

HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN ME TO A

PLACE THAT TAKES RESERVATIONS?

ELLA, PLEASE. OF COURSE.

NO.

MM-HMM.

WELL, I CAN'T WAIT.

OKAY.

THANK YOU.

I CAN'T, EITHER. LET'S GO.

THANK YOU.

OH, IT'S 6 OF US.

WHAT'S WRONG, BABY?

UH, I FORGOT MY WALLET.

OH.

GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE KEYS,

BABY.

BABY, I DON'T HAVE MY KEYS.

THEY'RE IN MY OTHER PURSE.

YOUR OTHER PURSE?

WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE PURSES?

BABY, Y'ALL MAKE THINGS SO HARD.

WHY DO WOMEN MAKE THINGS SO

COMPLICATED?

ALL THESE PURSES.

BABY, THIS PURSE GOES WITH

THESE SHOES, THAT'S ALL.

WELL, IF YOU ONLY HAD ONE

PURSE, YOU WOULDN'T NEED TO BUY

THEM PAIR OF SHOES.

THANK YOU. USE YOUR KEYS.

THEY'RE IN THERE WITH MY

WALLET.

CURTIS, BABY, ARE YOU TELLING

ME THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE YOUR

WALLET AND WE ARE LOCKED OUT?

YES, WE ARE LOCKED OUT.

YES, I DO NOT HAVE MY WALLET.

BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE --

WE ARE LOCKED OUT TOGETHER.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BABY.

OH, PLEASE, CURTIS.

WE'RE SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU

AGAIN.

WE'VE SAVED OUR BEST TABLE FOR

YOU.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ GASPS ]

OH, MY GOODNESS.

IT'S EVEN MORE PRETTY THAN THE

COMMERCIALS.

IT IS ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.

I HAVE WANTED TO EAT HERE

FOR MONTHS.

ANYTHING FOR YOU, BABY.

THANK YOU, BABY.

AND I HEAR THE FOOD IS

AMAZING.

OH, ANYTHING FOR YOU, BABY,

AND OUR BABY.

BON SOIR.

I ASSUME YOU HAVE A RESERVATION.

OH. YEAH -- UH, PAYNE.

IT'S UNDER PAYNE.

PAYNE, PAYNE.

OH, I AM HURTING ALREADY.

I MAKE A JOKE.

P-P-P-P-- AH, VOILà.

IT IS HERE, BUT IT SAYS YOU ARE

SIX.

WHERE ARE THE OTHER TWO?

WELL, ACTUALLY, THEY'RE

RUNNING A LITTLE LATE.

OH, THAT IS SO UNFORTUNATE

THAT APPARENTLY THEY DON'T HAVE

WATCHES.

I CANNOT SEAT YOU UNTIL YOUR

ENTIRE PARTY IS HERE.

I THINK THEY'LL BE HERE IN A

SECOND.

IF I WANTED PREDICTIONS, I

WOULD CALL MY PSYCHIC.

DON'T SPEAK TO ME AGAIN UNTIL

YOU ARE ALL HERE.

OH, NO, NO, NO, MR. MAN.

COME. COME. WE NEED TO TALK.

I AM VERY PREGNANT, I'M HUNGRY,

AND MY FEET HURT.

SO CAN WE PLEASE SIT DOWN?

MY MAN, CAN WE GET A SEAT

NOW?

MY WIFE IS EXPECTING.

I SEE SHE IS, AND WE HAVE

SOMETHING IN COMMON 'CAUSE I AM

ALSO EXPECTING THE REST OF YOUR

PARTY.

LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

MY MAN, MY MAN, HOW WOULD YOU

FEEL IF...ABRAHAM LINCOLN ASKED

YOU TO SEAT US?

I WOULD SAY, "MONSIEUR

PRESIDENT, THE COST OF LIVING

HAS GONE UP SINCE 1865."

OKAY, WELL, UH, HOW ABOUT

ANDREW JACKSON?

AH.

DOES MR. JACKSON HAVE A TWIN?

WHEW.

YEAH. YEAH. SEE?

BOOM!

[ CHUCKLES ]

AND DID NOT PRESIDENT JACKSON

HAVE TWO MORE BROTHERS?

OKAY, LOOK...

YOU GONNA PUT IN ON THIS?

OH, MAN.

UH, I JUST GOT A CREDIT CARD.

UH, YEAH, YEAH, TWO, TWO.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOUR TABLE IS RIGHT THIS WAY.

BABY?

[ SIGHS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

I CAN'T BELIEVE UNCLE CURTIS

AND AUNT ELLA ARE SO LATE.

I KNOW.

I HOPE THEY DON'T MIND WE

STARTED WITHOUT THEM.

WELL, CONSIDERING

UNCLE CURTIS IS PAYING...

WELL, I AM JUST EXCITED THAT

YOU AND I ACTUALLY GET TO GO OUT

ON A DATE.

I KNOW.

YOU GUYS GOT TO GO OUT AS MUCH

AS YOU CAN NOW BECAUSE...

NOW!

...WHEN THE KIDS ARE HERE...

YES.

THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN

HEARING.

SURE, 'CAUSE ONCE WE HAVE THE

BABY, BETWEEN YOUR JOB AND

TAKING CARE OF THE KID, WE'LL

NEVER GET TO GO OUT.

[ CHUCKLES ] MY JOB?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOUR -- YOUR JOB.

OH, OH, BABY, I PLAN ON

QUITTING AFTER WE HAVE THE BABY.

I'M GONNA STAY AT HOME.

NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT.

WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE

CAN'T AFFORD THAT?

WAIT -- YOU EXPECT ME TO LEAVE

MY NEWBORN BABY WITH SOMEONE

ELSE?

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

UGH! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

HEY, HEY --

A STRANGER? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, I SEE WHAT

THIS IS.

YOU WANT TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE

LITTLE FRENCH NANNIES COME IN

AND SHE'S GONNA LURE YOU TO THE

SOUTH OF FRANCE AND YOU'RE GONNA

LEAVE ME AND SHE'S GONNA STEAL

ALL MY JEWELS AND MY LIQUOR.

[ COUGHS ]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS EVERY YEAR.

BABY, THIS DON'T HAPPEN EVERY

YEAR.

WE DON'T GET LOCKED OUT EVERY

YEAR.

LAST YEAR, I JUST FORGOT MY

WALLET.

THIS IS THE WORST

ANNIVERSARY EVER.

OKAY, I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA

DO.

I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THE ROMANCE

AND EXCITEMENT I PROMISED YOU 32

YEARS AGO.

33?

CURTIS...

OR 2-- IT COULDN'T BE 28.

OKAY. LOOK -- I GOT TO GO.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

BABY, I'M GONNA FIND A WAY TO

MAKE THIS RIGHT.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

JUST MY OPINION, ALL RIGHT,

BUT I THINK THAT MIRANDA SHOULD

BE ALLOWED TO WORK IF SHE WANTS.

YEAH.

I HAVE BEEN A STAY-AT-HOME

MOM, AND I FOUND IT QUITE

REWARDING.

YEAH.

BUT NOW I'M READY AND HOPING

TO GET BACK INTO THE WORKFORCE,

TOO.

YOU ARE? GOOD FOR YOU.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

NO.

NO?

NO.

NO?

THAT'S NOT GOOD.

WHY ISN'T THAT GOOD?

I MEAN, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE

THE ONLY BREADWINNER?

SPEAKING OF BREAD, I NEED

SOME BREAD.

I AM HUNGRY!

BABY.

PHILIPPE!

CAN I HAVE SOME BREAD?

PLEASE, WE ARE --

IT'LL COME RIGHT OUT, OKAY?

MAYBE SOME WINE?

[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST AGREE TO

DISAGREE?

HELLO? HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?

HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?

HELLO, PAYNE FAMILY?

HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?

...MY ANNIVERSARY!

WHAT?

ARE YOU READY, PERHAPS, FOR

DESSERT, OR ARE YOU READY FOR

JERRY SPRINGER?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M READY FOR YOU TO BACK UP OFF

THIS TABLE.

OKAY, OKAY.

PHILIPPE, DOES YOUR WIFE WORK?

NO.

SEE? SEE?

HE'S GOOD FOR SOMETHING.

SEE? LOOK.

I MARRIED RICH.

THAT WAS MY PROBLEM.

I MESSED UP THERE.

HA!

OH.

OH, NO, NO, NO.

RICH IS MY PARTNER.

OH.

AND HE MAKES ENOUGH MONEY FOR

BOTH OF US.

OKAY, SO, WHY ARE YOU WORKING

HERE?

TO MEET ENCHANTING PEOPLE

SUCH AS YOURSELVES, HUH?

I'LL HAVE THE CHECK BROUGHT OVER

FOR YOU.

THAT WAY, YOU CAN GET RIGHT OUT

AND ON WITH YOUR EVENING.

THERE YOU ARE, SIR.

THIS IS INSANE.

I JUST...

WHOA. UM...WOW.

OHH.

HOW ARE WE GONNA PAY FOR THIS?

UH, THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ON

POPS.

POPS IS NOT HERE.

OKAY, OKAY, I WILL PUT UP

POPS' SHARE, OKAY?

EVERYBODY PUT IN SOME MONEY AND

WE CAN GET IT ALL TOGETHER AND

YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BUS, HUH?

BUS?!

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT

HERE.

I JUST WANT YOU TO GO WHEN YOU

ARE READY TO GO, WHICH IS NOW.

WE'RE NOT READY TO GO YET.

THANK YOU.

WELL, I HAVE TO TURN THIS

TABLE OVER.

THERE ARE MANY OTHER PEOPLE.

MOVE ME.

I'M STILL EATING.

I'M NOT GOING TO MOVE YOU,

MADAME, BUT I KNOW THAT

YOU'RE...

I THINK I WANT DESSERT.

OKAY, YOU WANT MORE FOOD?

THEN, UH -- EXCUSE ME.

HERE YOU GO. TAKE THIS WITH YOU.

THERE -- IT IS A HAPPY SWAN, AND

HE'S GOT FOOD IN THERE.

IT'S A SURPRISE.

IT'S LIKE A PIÑATA FROM FRANCE.

TAKE THAT WITH YOU, OKAY?

PIÑATA FROM --

YES, IF YOU OPEN IT, THERE'LL

BE FOOD FOR YOU.

IT'S A SURPRISE FOR YOU, OKAY?

LET'S JUST GO.

GUYS.

LET'S JUST GO.

UH, JACQUES?

PULL AROUND THEIR, UH -- THEIR

BUS.

HEY!

CLOSE YOUR EYES.

CURTIS, MY EYES ARE CLOSED.

WELL, KEEP THEM CLOSED.

THEY ARE CLOSED.

I KNOW WE'RE GOING IN THE

BACKYARD.

CURTIS?

OKAY.

OKAY?

YOU CAN OPEN THEM.

VOILà!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ French accent ] MADAME, A

GARDEN SEAT UNDER THE STARS FOR

THE MADAM.

CURTIS, BABY, WHERE DID YOU

GET ALL OF THIS STUFF?

[ CHUCKLES ]

THANK YOU.

[ Normal voice ] WELL, THE

CANDLE -- WELL, THIS ONE CAME

FROM OVER THERE.

AND THOSE WERE IN THE GARAGE,

WHERE YOU KEEP ALL THEM CANDLES.

AND THE LIGHTS ARE COURTESY OF

THE HERNANDEZES, AND SO IS THE

TABLECLOTH -- GOT IT OFF OF

THEIR CLOTHESLINE, SO WE GOT TO

GET THAT BACK BEFORE THEY...

CURTIS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ French accent ] TONIGHT, WE

DRINK THE FINE SODA.

DOES MADAM APPROVE THE YEAR?

YES, I DO.

IT WAS BOTTLED IN

PENNSYLVANIA, PURCHASED AT THE

CORNER STORE, AND OPENED HERE.

MUST LET IT BREATHE.

WOULD MADAM LIKE TO SMELL THE

CAP?

CURTIS...

[ SIGHS ]

[ Normal voice ] OH, AND THE

FOOD IS COURTESY OF THE FIRE

STATION.

I'M SO GLAD THEY ORDERED OUT.

BABY, THIS -- THIS ALL

REMINDS ME OF OUR FIRST DATE.

YEAH, THAT'S THE PLAN.

OH, YOU KNOW, BABY, UM...

IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK OUT THE WAY

I WANTED IT TO.

IT'S OKAY.

AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT

YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

AND I AM SO HAPPY THAT I MARRIED

YOU.

OOH.

AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN IN AN

INSTANT.

CURTIS, I'M HAPPY I MARRIED

YOU, TOO.

THANK YOU.

AND I PROMISE WE WILL BE IN THE

HOUSE...

TONIGHT.

OKAY.

TONIGHT.

CHICKEN.

THANK YOU.

HERE, BABY.

OOH. THIS LOOKS GOOD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

BABY.

WHAT?

I BET YOU THE KITCHEN

WINDOW'S OPEN.

CURTIS, THAT KITCHEN WINDOW

IS NOT OPEN.

BABY, YOU ALWAYS LEAVE THE

KITCHEN WINDOW OPEN!

CURTIS, I DO NOT ALWAYS

LEAVE THE KITCHEN WINDOW --

ELLA!

OKAY, BABY, GO CHECK IT.

CURTIS -- OKAY, IF THE KITCHEN

WINDOW IS OPEN, WHAT YOU GONNA

DO, CLIMB THROUGH IT?

YOU OWE ME.

CURTIS, I DON'T OWE YOU

ANYTHING.

BABY, THE KITCHEN WINDOW IS

WIDE OPEN.

CURTIS!

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?

FREEZE!

BABY, COME ON AND GIVE ME A

BOOST.

JUST BOOST ME IN THE WINDOW.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

LOOK IN THE WINDOW.

I CAN OPEN THE SLIDING DOOR.

COME ON, BABY.

CHEERS.

OKAY, BABY, WHAT ARE WE GONNA

DO NOW?

BAB--

CURTIS.

[ LAUGHS ]

I WAS THINKING WE COULD DO WHAT

WE DID AFTER THE FIRST DATE.

YOU HEARD ME?

MY LITTLE CHURCH GIRL.

[ LAUGHS ]

BABY, WE DID NOT DO THAT

AFTER OUR FIRST DATE.

AND THAT'S WHY I WANT A

DO-OVER.

CURTIS --

SO WE CAN GET IT RIGHT THIS

TIME.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]