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PREVIOUSLY ON
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"HOUSE OF PAYNE"...
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SO, WHEN IT'S TIME, I'M GONNA
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GIVE YOU A CALL, AND I'M GONNA
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SAY, "BABY, COFFEE IS READY."
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AND YOU DROP WHATEVER YOU'RE
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DOING, AND YOU COME RIGHT HOME.
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HA HA!
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Y'ALL HEAR THAT?
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[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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HEY, BABY.
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OKAY.
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COFFEE'S READY?
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UH-OH.
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UH-OH?
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AIN'T NO "UH-OH" IN RESULTS.
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THERE IS ONLY ONE THING
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KEEPING YOU FROM HAVING A BABY.
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HIM.
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LITTLE WAYNE HERE HAS A LOW
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SPERM COUNT.
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WHAT?
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AND DON'T THINK THAT JUST
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BECAUSE YOU A WAR HERO, THAT
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YOU CAN COME IN HERE--
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STOP, STOP, STOP!
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AND SLEEP IN THE COUCH!
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STOP! STOP CALLING ME THAT!
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MAN, I'M NOT NO HERO, ALL RIGHT?
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YOU DON'T ACT LIKE MY SON.
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YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO
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YOURSELF AND TO YOUR WHOLE
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FAMILY!
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YOU'VE BEEN SO NICE TO ME
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SINCE I'VE BEEN BACK!
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SO NICE, RIGHT?
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I RE-ENLISTED, MOM.
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IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
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HE'S ALREADY BEEN TO WAR!
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AND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE
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GOING TO COME INTO MY HOUSE,
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ALONE, WITH MY DAUGHTER WHILE
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I'M AT WORK, YOU GOT ANOTHER
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THINK COMING.
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WE JUST WANT TO EAT SOME
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PIZZA AND WATCH A MOVIE.
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LISTEN, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST
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GET THEM A CHAPERONE?
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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CALVIN ISN'T DOING ANYTHING.
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NO, NO, I GOT TO --
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NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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MIRANDA IS OUT OF TOWN WITH HER
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MOM.
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WHAT IF MERCEDES CHAPERONES,
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TOO?
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UH-HUH, NO, NO, NO.
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I HAVE PLANS TONIGHT.
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I'M GOING OUT.
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I CAN'T.
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OH, NOT ANYMORE.
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NEW PLAN.
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[ MIMICKING ACCENT ] I GOT A
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BETTER IDEA.
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WHY DON'T YOU WATCH YOU WATCH
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HIM WATCH YOU GET THE HELL OUT
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MY HOUSE?
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SO, ALEX, YOU WANT TO GO
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FINISH SHOOTING SOME HOOPS?
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YEAH.
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HOLD UP.
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HOLD UP.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE THE
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BALL?
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OH, WELL, UM, WE JUST WANT
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TO GO LOOK AT THE STARS.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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BUT IT'S CLOUDY OUT.
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OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS?
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WE WANT TO BE ALONE AND AWAY
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FROM YOU.
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WELL, HAVE FUN, GUYS.
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AND STAY WHERE I CAN SEE YOU.
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YOU DON'T EXACTLY LOOK LIKE
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A BALLER.
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AND WHAT EXACTLY DOES A
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BALLER LOOK LIKE?
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WELL, USUALLY, THEY'RE NOT
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AS PRETTY AS YOU.
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OH, SO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY?
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YOU A'IGHT.
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YOU DON'T THINK I'M
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GOOD-LOOKING?
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YOU A'IGHT.
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YEAH.
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SO, CHAPERONE, THIS WAS ALL
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RIGHT.
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DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'M
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STUCK WITH YOU ALL NIGHT.
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YOU KNOW YOU LIKE ME.
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WHOA, WHOA!
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OH, I AM SO SORRY!
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I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
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I JUST -- OH, MY GOD.
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NO, NO, IT'S COOL.
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NO, I MEAN, IT'S NOT COOL.
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I-I AM MARRIED TO, UM --
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MIRANDA!
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HER, YEAH.
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OH, GOD.
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OH, GOD.
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WHOO-HOO, HOO-HOO!
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THUNDERHAWKS, THUNDERHAWKS!
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WE GOING TO EAT SOME WORMS
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TONIGHT!
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UH, ELLA!
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COME ON, BABY, WE GOT TO GET
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THERE EARLY SO I CAN SET UP MY
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GRILL, GET A GOOD SPOT.
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WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING
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WITH THAT?
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I PACKED THE CAR EARLIER.
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THERE AIN'T NO ROOM FOR THIS
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COOLER.
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YES, THERE IS.
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WE'RE GOING TO TIE MALIK TO THE
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ROOF AND PUT THIS IN HIS SPOT.
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THANKS.
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HEY, GUYS.
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HEY.
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HEY, HEY!
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BACK OFF, BACK OFF!
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WELL, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE
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ENOUGH BEER, SO I BOUGHT YOU
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SOME.
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AND SNACKS.
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OKAY.
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WELL, IT IS A TAILGATE PARTY.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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THANKS FOR THE SIX-PACK.
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ELLA!
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COME ON, ELLA!
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CURTIS, STOP ALL THAT
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YELLING, PLEASE.
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WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR
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THUNDERHAWK COLORS?
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CURTIS, I THOUGHT I TOLD
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YOU.
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I AM NOT GOING.
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DON'T DO THIS TO ME, ELLA.
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DON'T DO THIS TO ME, NOT
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RIGHT NOW.
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I'M HAPPY RIGHT NOW, ELLA.
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WHY ARE YOU NOT GOING, ELLA?
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO TO
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GET TICKETS FOR THE ENTIRE PAYNE
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FAMILY?
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PAY FOR THEM?
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HUH, YOU'RE THE BRIGHT ONE.
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YEAH.
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AND EVERYBODY'S GOING BUT THE
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TICKET.
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CURTIS, AND MY TICKET IS
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GOING TO BE USED.
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BY WHO?
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GO, STALLIONS!
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AY, AY, AY, AY, AY, AY!
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HELL, NO!
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I AM NOT GOING THROUGH A
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THUNDERHAWKS GAME WITH MENUDO'S
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GRANDMOTHER.
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OH, QUIET, TUBBY.
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AND JUST GET THIS SHOW ON THE
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ROAD, OKAY?
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COME ON, CURTIS, YOU GUYS
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GO, HAVE A GOOD TIME, HAVE FUN,
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AND I WILL WATCH THE GAME HERE
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ON TV.
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BABY.
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REMEMBER, WE'RE TRADITION.
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THE PAYNE FAMILY -- WE'RE --
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WE'RE A SOLID ROCK.
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YES.
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FOR THE THUNDERHAWKS, BABY,
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YOU KNOW THAT.
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I KNOW IT.
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GO, STALLIONS!
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OH. OH!
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YOU'RE OUT OF THE WILL.
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WHEN DID YOU TURN ON THE
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THUNDERHAWKS, HUH?
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EVER SINCE ALEXANDRA MOVED
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NEXT DOOR.
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HEY, GUYS, WE NEED TO GET
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GOING, OKAY?
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OKAY, FORGET IT, OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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YOU TWO -- Y'ALL CAN'T GO.
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WHAT?
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NO.
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YOU'RE STALLION FANS, SO TROT
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OVER TO THE STADIUM, ALL 23
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MILES.
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COME ON, YOU GUYS.
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STOP BEING SO GRUMPY.
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I'M JUST BEING MYSELF.
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COME ON, GET IN, AND JUST SIT
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LOW.
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I DON'T WANT NOBODY TO SEE
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STALLION FANS RIDING WITH ME.
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HAVE A GOOD TIME, BABY.
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THUNDERHAWKS!
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THUNDERHAWKS!
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OKAY, BABY, WE'RE GOING NOW!
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ALL RIGHT, I LOVE YOU, BABY!
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DID I, OR DID I NOT -- DID I,
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DID I, DID I, OR DID I NOT JUST
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TELL YOU, GO TO THE SHOTGUN!
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BUT NO!
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I DID, I DID, I DID.
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NO!
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YOU -- NOW IT'S FOURTH AND 15!
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UGH!
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OKAY, OKAY.
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HEY, Y'ALL, IT'S FOURTH --
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HEY.
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OKAY, WHAT Y'ALL DOING BACK?
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THE GAME IS NOT OVER.
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MIRANDA WASN'T FEELING WELL.
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BABY?
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I WAS OKAY UNTIL YOUR DAD
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MADE ME EAT THAT HOT DOG WITH
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CHILI AND ONIONS AND SAUERKRAUT
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AND MUSTARD AND -- I HAD TO TELL
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HIM NOT TO PUT THE JALAPEÑOS ON
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IT.
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HMM.
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IT'S TRADITION.
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IS FOOD POISONING PART OF
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TRADITION?
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IT IS, THE FIRST TIME, IF
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YOU'RE A PUNK!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHERE'S YOUR FATHER?
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OH, HE STAYED AT THE GAME
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WITH C.J. AND CONSUELA.
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I AM SO GLAD WE LEFT.
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EVERY TIME THE SHARKS SCORED A
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TOUCHDOWN, SOMEBODY THREW
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BEER AT ME.
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WHAT?
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THEY SHOULD NOT LET SOMEBODY IN
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THERE AND THROW BEER AT YOU.
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IT WAS UNCLE CURTIS.
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OH, THAT'S TRADITION.
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OH, MISS ELLA, DO YOU HAVE
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ANY GINGER ALE?
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YES.
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CAN I HAVE SOME, PLEASE?
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OH, YOU -- OH, YOU -- OH.
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PLEASE?
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YOU WANT ME TO GET IT.
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WELL, MAYBE YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE
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STAYED AT THE GAME.
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HERE, LAY DOWN, BABY.
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OKAY, MALIK, ALEX CALLED.
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WHOA, WHOA.
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WHAT DID SHE SAY, WHAT DID SHE
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SAY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHY DON'T YOU CALL HER,
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WHY DON'T YOU CALL HER?
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SHE PROBABLY JUST WANTS
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ANOTHER ROMANTIC DATE WITH THE
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MALIK.
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SO, COUSIN CALVIN, YOU WANT TO
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CHAPERONE AGAIN?
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CHAPERONE?
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU
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CHAPERONED HIS DATE, HUH, BABE?
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UH, IT -- IT SLIPPED MY MIND.
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IT WAS JUST A PIZZA AND A MOVIE.
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YEAH, JUST THE FOUR OF US.
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FOUR?
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UH -- YEAH, YEAH, IT WAS --
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IT WAS JUST ME, MALIK, ALEX, AND
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MERCURY -- MUSTANG, OR --
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WHAT --
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YOU KNOW HER NAME.
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HER NAME IS MERCEDES.
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OH -- OH -- OH, OKAY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I'M JUST GOING TO GO CALL
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ALEX NOW.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SO, YOU WENT ON A DATE
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WITH MERCEDES?
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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SEE, MR. HERNANDEZ SAID THAT
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THEY COULDN'T GO ON A DATE
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UNLESS THEY HAD A CHAPERONE, SO
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POPS MADE ME DO IT.
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OH, OH, I SEE.
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YEAH.
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SO YOUR DAD MADE YOU GO?
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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OH, I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET
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IT, I'LL GET IT.
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HEY, DIEGO, COME IN, MAN,
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HOW -- OH, BALL?
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YOU WANT TO PLAY BALL?
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OKAY, WE'LL PLAY BALL.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, CALVIN!
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WE HAVEN'T FINISHED.
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OH, OH.
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IT WON'T BE A PROBLEM.
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HE'LL GIVE ME A RIDE HOME, SO
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YOU JUST RELAX AND FEEL BETTER,
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AND I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME
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TONIGHT.
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LATER.
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I WAS JUST RETURNING THE
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BALL.
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YES, YES!
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YES, YES, YES, YES!
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HMM.
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WELL, SO MUCH FOR THAT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU FEELING BETTER, BABY?
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MIRANDA?
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HMM?
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ARE YOU FEELING BETTER?
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MY STOMACH FEELS BETTER, BUT
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THE REST OF ME DOESN'T FEEL TOO
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GOOD.
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WHAT'S WRONG, BABY?
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I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS
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THING.
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WHAT THING?
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WELL, CALVIN WAS OVER AT
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MERCEDES' HOUSE, AND HE DIDN'T
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EVEN TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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OH, THE CHAPERONE THING?
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YES.
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OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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CURTIS AND CARLOS INSISTED THAT
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CALVIN AND MERCEDES ASSIST THE
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TWO CHILDREN.
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CALVIN DIDN'T EVEN REALLY WANT
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TO GO.
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HE DIDN'T?
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NO.
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HUH.
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OH, SWEETIE, YOU NEED TO SAVE
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YOUR ANGER FOR THE BIG THINGS
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THAT ARE GOING TO POP UP IN YOUR
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MARRIAGE.
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WHAT BIG THINGS?
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MARRIAGE CAN BE A LONG, HARD
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ROAD.
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YEAH, YOU CAN SAY THAT.
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MISS ELLA, SHOULDN'T WE BE
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HAPPIER?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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NO.
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YOU'RE MARRIED NOW.
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MISS ELLA.
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WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE
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THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU
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MARRIED HIM.
374
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BUT, MISS ELLA, HE WASN'T
375
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LIKE THIS BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED.
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RIGHT, HE'S -- HE'S YOUR
377
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HUSBAND NOW.
378
00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,533
BUT, MISS ELLA, I DON'T FEEL
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LIKE HE'S GETTING THE
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TOGETHERNESS PART.
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HE'S NOT.
382
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LIKE I DON'T FEEL LIKE HE'S
383
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BEING CONSIDERATE OF ME AND MY
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FEELINGS.
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HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BUT
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CHAPERONE.
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WHAT, YOU'RE MAD 'CAUSE HE
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DIDN'T TELL YOU?
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YES.
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ANYTHING WORTH HAVING IS
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WORTH FIGHTING FOR.
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OKAY, OKAY, MIRANDA, WHY ARE YOU
393
00:11:01,767 --> 00:11:04,067
EVEN WORRIED ABOUT MERCEDES?
394
00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:04,833
WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT
395
00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:05,333
ANYBODY?
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YOU GOT THE MAN.
397
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,933
I WASN'T WORRIED UNTIL HE
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DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,167
HERE'S WHAT I FOUND OUT.
400
00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:12,900
WHAT'S DONE IN THE DARK WILL
401
00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:14,833
COME TO THE LIGHT.
402
00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:17,700
SO IF THERE IS SOMETHING THAT
403
00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:20,733
GOD WANTS YOU TO KNOW, IT WILL
404
00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:24,567
MANIFEST IN THE BIGGEST WAY.
405
00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:25,667
SO STOP WORRYING, HONEY.
406
00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,067
BECAUSE WHATEVER IT'S GOING TO
407
00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:28,067
BE, IT'S GOING TO BE.
408
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,533
WE DON'T KNOW ALL THE STUFF THAT
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00:11:29,533 --> 00:11:30,867
MAY POP UP FROM YOUR LITTLE
410
00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:31,767
LIFE.
411
00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:32,267
HMM?
412
00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:33,233
YOU REMEMBER?
413
00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:34,933
AND THEN YOU WENT BACK TO
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00:11:34,933 --> 00:11:36,900
CHURCH, AND YOU GAVE YOUR LIFE
415
00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,900
TO CHRIST, AND -- HONEY, WHY DO
416
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,167
YOU THINK I GO TO CHURCH THREE
417
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:40,767
TIMES A WEEK?
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[ LAUGHS ]
419
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:42,567
RIGHT.
420
00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:43,733
MAYBE YOU NEED TO START GOING
421
00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:45,233
BACK TO CHURCH.
422
00:11:45,233 --> 00:11:46,200
YOU'RE RIGHT, MISS ELLA.
423
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,533
YEP, I KNOW I'M RIGHT.
424
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,600
DUDE, YOU'RE TRIPPING.
425
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,100
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH
426
00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:58,767
YOU, MAN.
427
00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:00,567
YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND HITTING
428
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:01,900
PEOPLE FOR NO REASON.
429
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:03,067
COME ON, MAN.
430
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:04,833
THAT DUDE FOULED YOU TWICE.
431
00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:05,400
NOT ONCE.
432
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,633
YOU LOOKED LIKE A PUNK OUT
433
00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:07,267
THERE!
434
00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:08,200
WHY DIDN'T YOU SWING AT HIM AT
435
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:08,633
LEAST, MAN?
436
00:12:08,633 --> 00:12:09,667
DIEGO, WE'RE PLAYING
437
00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:11,167
BASKETBALL, NOT CAGE FIGHTING.
438
00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:12,067
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
439
00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:13,400
SO THROW SOME BLOWS, MAN!
440
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:13,933
COME ON!
441
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,233
WHAT, YOU SCARED TO GET IN
442
00:12:15,233 --> 00:12:16,233
SOMEONE'S FACE?
443
00:12:16,233 --> 00:12:17,467
I'M NOT SCARED, BUT I'M NOT
444
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:18,233
STUPID, DIEGO.
445
00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:19,900
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAR
446
00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:20,800
DID TO YOU, BUT YOU GOT A
447
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,300
PROBLEM.
448
00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:22,400
YOU GOT ANGER-MANAGEMENT
449
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,967
PROBLEMS, AND YOU NEED HELP.
450
00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:24,800
I GOT ANGER-MANAGEMENT
451
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,333
PROBLEMS?
452
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:26,633
YOU NEED TO STAY THE HELL OUT OF
453
00:12:26,633 --> 00:12:27,933
MY BUSINESS IS WHAT YOU'RE GOING
454
00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:28,333
TO DO.
455
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,100
OKAY.
456
00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:29,800
DO YOU SEE ME GETTING IN
457
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:30,500
YOUR LIFE, HUH?
458
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,167
OKAY, OKAY.
459
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:31,933
STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE!
460
00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:33,100
WELL, STOP THROWING STUFF IN
461
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,267
MY HOUSE!
462
00:12:35,267 --> 00:12:36,800
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING
463
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,867
ABOUT.
464
00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:56,233
HEY, I, UM -- I JUST SAW
465
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,633
DIEGO, AND HE LOOKED REALLY MAD.
466
00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:00,100
YEAH, WE GOT INTO A LITTLE
467
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,067
ARGUMENT.
468
00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:03,600
WHAT HAPPENED?
469
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,433
WE WERE TRYING TO PLAY
470
00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,433
BASKETBALL, AND ALL HE WANTED TO
471
00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:07,200
DO WAS FIGHT WITH THE GUYS.
472
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,867
HE'S OUT OF CONTROL.
473
00:13:08,867 --> 00:13:09,800
MAYBE THE TWO OF YOU NEEDED
474
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,333
A CHAPERONE.
475
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,433
LOOK, BABY, WE'RE NOT GOING
476
00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:14,467
TO TALK ABOUT THAT AGAIN, ARE
477
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:14,767
WE?
478
00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:15,300
AGAIN?
479
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,800
BABY, WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT IT
480
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:17,767
THE FIRST TIME.
481
00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:18,767
LOOK, THERE'S NOTHING TO
482
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:22,100
TALK ABOUT.
483
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,267
YOU WERE ALONE OVER AT
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00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:28,700
ANOTHER WOMAN'S HOUSE.
485
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,500
BABY, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE I
486
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,600
WAS ON A DATE WITH ANOTHER
487
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,467
WOMAN.
488
00:13:32,467 --> 00:13:34,067
WE WERE CHAPERONING THE KIDS.
489
00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:35,600
THAT'S ALL.
490
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,733
THEN, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
491
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,167
ABOUT IT?
492
00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,500
IT WAS JUST US TWO.
493
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,067
THE TWO OF YOU?
494
00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:42,867
NO, NO, NO.
495
00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:44,433
SEE, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE CONFUSING
496
00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:44,867
ME.
497
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,800
WE JUST WATCHED A MOVIE AND ATE
498
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,800
SOME PIZZA AND TALKED A LITTLE.
499
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,767
LOOK, BABY, YOU GOT TO TRUST
500
00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:51,267
ME.
501
00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:52,833
YOU CAN'T FREAK OUT EVERY TIME I
502
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,133
TALK TO ANOTHER WOMAN.
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00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:56,300
BABY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
504
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,200
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
505
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,400
I WAS TALKING TO YOUR MOM, AND
506
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,567
SHE HAD SOME REALLY GREAT
507
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:04,633
ADVICE.
508
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:06,967
AND MAYBE I OVERREACTED A LITTLE
509
00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:10,133
BIT, OKAY?
510
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:13,067
OH!
511
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:16,133
I KNOW THAT YOU WOULD NEVER,
512
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:19,133
EVER, EVER TALK TO ANOTHER
513
00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:21,067
WOMAN.
514
00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:22,533
BABY, THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SAY
515
00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:23,167
"YOU'RE RIGHT.
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00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:25,067
I WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER --"
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00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:26,233
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
518
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,300
RIGHT? YOU GOT IT?
519
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,467
I WILL NEVER, EVER TALK TO
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00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:29,067
ANOTHER WOMAN.
521
00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:32,667
MM-HMM.
522
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,133
I'M SORRY.
523
00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:35,800
I'M SORRY FOR NOT TELLING
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00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,067
YOU.
525
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,267
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
526
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:44,367
WHOO!
527
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:45,767
MIRANDA!
528
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:51,100
WHOO-HOO!
529
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,700
WELL, IT'S COLD OUT HERE, BOY,
530
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,067
COME ON!
531
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,267
WHOO-HOO!
532
00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:58,433
[ TAPPING ON DOOR ]
533
00:14:58,433 --> 00:15:01,967
DUDE, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
534
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:02,733
WHAT'S UP?
535
00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:03,300
COME ON.
536
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,233
NO, STOP PLAYING, MAN.
537
00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:05,467
IT'S LATE, AND MIRANDA'S TRYING
538
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:06,400
TO SLEEP.
539
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,267
MIRANDA, COME ON!
540
00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:07,800
HEY, BABY!
541
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:08,900
HEY, Shh!
542
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:09,933
WHAT?
543
00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:11,200
DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
544
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,900
EYE?
545
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,367
HOW DOES IT LOOK?
546
00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:18,133
IT LOOKS BAD.
547
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:19,733
DUDE, IT WAS CRAZY.
548
00:15:19,733 --> 00:15:20,767
THIS STUPID FOOL TRIES TO SPILL
549
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:21,833
A DRINK ON ME.
550
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:22,733
ON ME!
551
00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:23,667
Shh!
552
00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:24,567
AND I --
553
00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:25,233
LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
554
00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:26,433
BUSTED CAP, MAN.
555
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:27,567
AH!
556
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,433
DIEGO, THAT'S NOT COOL, MAN.
557
00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:30,533
YOU'RE DRUNK, FIGHTING.
558
00:15:30,533 --> 00:15:31,933
THE DUDE COULD'VE BEEN PACKING.
559
00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:33,433
PACKING?
560
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,600
LOOK -- NO, GIVE ME YOUR
561
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,200
KEYS.
562
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,067
GIVE ME YOUR KEYS.
563
00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:36,533
GET OFF ME --
564
00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:37,733
GIVE ME YOUR KEYS.
565
00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:38,267
YOU'RE DRUNK.
566
00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:40,100
OH, YOU'RE TRIPPING.
567
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:40,967
YOU'RE TRIPPING, DUDE.
568
00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:41,867
YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES
569
00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:42,267
RIGHT NOW.
570
00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:43,133
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
571
00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:43,667
WAIT, HOLD ON.
572
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:44,500
YOU COME TO MY HOUSE, DUDE.
573
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,333
I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.
574
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,200
YOU'RE NOT GOING NOWHERE.
575
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,167
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
576
00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:48,067
I AIN'T GIVING YOU MY KEYS,
577
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:48,433
DOG.
578
00:15:48,433 --> 00:15:49,233
YOU KNOW WHAT?
579
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:49,833
I'M OUT OF HERE.
580
00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:50,633
DIEGO, GIVE -- GIVE ME THE
581
00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:51,267
KEYS.
582
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:53,333
BACK OFF ME, FOOL!
583
00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:04,100
BABE, GO BACK TO BED.
584
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,867
I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU LATER.
585
00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:07,300
HERE, DRINK THIS.
586
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:11,400
HERE.
587
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,067
NOW, LOOK, YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN
588
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:16,100
TO ME WHY YOU LIKE TO FIGHT ALL
589
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,667
THE TIME.
590
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,567
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND,
591
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:23,633
CALVIN.
592
00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,267
DIEGO, TALK TO ME.
593
00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:26,633
TALK TO SOMEBODY.
594
00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:28,400
TALK TO YOUR FAMILY AT LEAST.
595
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,600
MY FAMILY.
596
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,733
[ CHUCKLES ]
597
00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:31,867
MY FAMILY.
598
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:34,933
MAN, MY FAMILY WAS IN IRAQ.
599
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:37,767
FAMILY.
600
00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:39,500
LOOK, DIEGO, YOU NEED TO GET
601
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,333
IT OFF YOUR CHEST.
602
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,700
YOU CAN'T JUST CARRY THAT STUFF
603
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,833
AROUND WITH YOU.
604
00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:44,933
YOU GOT TO TALK TO SOMEBODY,
605
00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:46,067
MAN.
606
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:48,367
I'M DOING JUST FINE.
607
00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:49,833
APPARENTLY, YOU'RE NOT.
608
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:50,767
YOU'RE DRINKING EVERY NIGHT,
609
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:51,533
YOU'RE PICKING FIGHTS, AND
610
00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:53,167
YOU'RE MAD AT THE WORLD, MAN.
611
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:54,600
WHAT HAPPENED OVER THERE?
612
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,667
I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK
613
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:56,833
ABOUT IT, DOG.
614
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,767
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?
615
00:16:58,767 --> 00:16:59,700
YOU KNOW WHAT?
616
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:00,867
I'M TIRED OF THIS, MAN.
617
00:17:00,867 --> 00:17:02,233
ONE MINUTE, YOU'RE KNOCKING
618
00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:03,433
STUFF OVER IN MY HOUSE,
619
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:04,567
DISRESPECTING MY HOUSE, AND THEN
620
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:05,767
THE NEXT MINUTE, YOU'RE --
621
00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,067
YOU'RE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
622
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,367
ASKING FOR MY HELP.
623
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:11,933
WHAT'S UP?
624
00:17:11,933 --> 00:17:13,733
DIEGO, YOU OBVIOUSLY CAME HERE
625
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:14,233
FOR A REASON.
626
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:14,800
NOW, WHAT IS IT?
627
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,733
I'M TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
628
00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:17,600
I'M TRYING, DUDE.
629
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,567
OKAY.
630
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,067
[ SIGHS ]
631
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:22,633
FINE.
632
00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:24,333
YOU WANT TO TALK?
633
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,200
YES.
634
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,700
ALL RIGHT, LET'S TALK.
635
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:27,833
OKAY, I'M LISTENING.
636
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,567
GO AHEAD.
637
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:34,800
MAN, YOU GOT NO IDEA WHAT I
638
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,267
SAW.
639
00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:39,067
[ CHUCKLES ]
640
00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:40,300
PEOPLE HEAR ABOUT IT HERE, BUT
641
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,500
YOU GOT NO IDEA.
642
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,700
I'VE SEEN KIDS BLOWN UP IN FRONT
643
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,433
OF ME, MAN.
644
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,200
PEOPLE DEAD EVERYWHERE, BLOOD
645
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:48,633
EVERYWHERE.
646
00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:49,667
YOU GOT NO IDEA WHAT THAT'S
647
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:50,833
LIKE.
648
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:52,633
MAN, YOU GOT NO IDEA WHAT THAT
649
00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:55,067
DOES TO YOU INSIDE, MAN.
650
00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:56,100
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, DUDE.
651
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,400
PEOPLE THINK THEY KNOW OUT HERE,
652
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,267
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW.
653
00:17:58,267 --> 00:18:00,767
THEY GOT NO IDEA!
654
00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:02,200
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME I CAN'T BE
655
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,200
MAD, OR I CAN'T FIGHT!
656
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,567
DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH
657
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,533
THIS WORLD RIGHT NOW?
658
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,267
PEOPLE HERE ARE IGNORANT, MAN!
659
00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:12,800
THEY GOT NO IDEA!
660
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,067
LOOK, DIEGO, YOU'RE NOT
661
00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:17,067
FIGHTING NOBODY BUT YOURSELF.
662
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,367
NOW, LOOK, I'M NOT THE KIND OF
663
00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:19,700
GUY THAT LIKES VIOLENCE.
664
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,367
SO IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT,
665
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,367
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT?
666
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:25,333
MAYBE WE CAN'T HANG.
667
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,433
MAN, I JUST NEED A FRIEND
668
00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:31,500
RIGHT NOW, DOG.
669
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,367
DIEGO, I WANT TO BE THAT FOR
670
00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:36,233
YOU, BUT NOT LIKE THIS, MAN.
671
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:39,567
MAN, I JUST NEED SOME HELP.
672
00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:41,833
I NEED TO TRUST SOMEBODY.
673
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:44,633
CAN I TRUST YOU?
674
00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:45,933
YEAH, MAN, I'M GOING TO HELP
675
00:18:45,933 --> 00:18:48,967
YOU GET THROUGH THIS.
676
00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:52,533
YOU NEED TO SLEEP IT OFF.
677
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:53,700
I GOT YOUR KEYS, SO YOU AIN'T
678
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:57,267
GOING NOWHERE.
679
00:18:57,267 --> 00:19:01,267
GOT MY WIFE MAD AT ME.
680
00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:06,067
SHE GOING TO KILL YOU.
681
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:08,100
GOOD NIGHT.
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